Feb 26 2008Petra Nemcova wears lingerie, I plot Sean Penn's death
These are shots of Petra Nemcova modeling the latest line of lingerie for La Senza which is Spanish for Olé! As a responsible member of the media (not counting the Jennifer Love Hewitt post below) I shouldn't say that I expect all women to look like this. Just the ones that will believe I'm a millionaire secret agent who works undercover in his parents' basement. The futon is government-issued. I can't say anymore. It's classified... ladies.
Photos: Splash News
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1. e - February 26, 2008 4:56 PM
BITCHEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
2. Em - February 26, 2008 4:56 PM
No f'ing way!
3. George W. Bush - February 26, 2008 4:56 PM
FIRST
she's fucking hot.
better than ribs from texas.
4. Bukkake Man - February 26, 2008 4:56 PM
Dammit, that last pic just made me splooge all over my flatscreen.
5. D. RIchards (Hungry.) - February 26, 2008 4:57 PM
I'd eat Petra's waste: solid, as well as liquid. No doubt.
6. cowgirl - February 26, 2008 4:57 PM
I DIDN't f*$k her! I don't even KNOW her!
7. Gerald_Tarrant - February 26, 2008 4:58 PM
She looks better in these pics than the one with Penn the other day. Still not quite top shelf, but better than the speed well. She has some sort of freaky fetish that makes her hook up with complete douchebags. James Blunt and now Sean Penn, her vagina must smell like Springtime in Tuscany with those 2 huge douches around.
8. George Washington Carver - February 26, 2008 5:00 PM
I would eat the peanuts out of her... Snickers Bar.
9. Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl - February 26, 2008 5:03 PM
Why do all models have hard to pronounce names (other than the fact that no one is "reading" for their name)? I hardly ever see a model named "Jane" or "Sally Jones"?
10. Auntie Kryst - February 26, 2008 5:09 PM
Penn you lucky fucking mick!
11. jag - February 26, 2008 5:10 PM
@Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl :
Because not everybody is from an English speaking state?
12. Texas Tranny - February 26, 2008 5:10 PM
Very nice..........................
13. bob sakamano - February 26, 2008 5:11 PM
i just feel bad for her ex boyfriend
the guy got dragged out of the bed he was in with her during the tsunami in thailand a few years back and died out at sea.
he is missing out on this?!?!?!?
makes me sad
http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/Tsunami/story?id=558911&page=1
14. Cowgirl - February 26, 2008 5:13 PM
True dat 11, true dat. They like to import them models from overseas. R there plain-named models exported to Russia then?
15. Vince Lombardi - February 26, 2008 5:15 PM
awww, Auntie. No need to be jealous of that prick. He's a liberal, she's a Commie. Brian Piccolo told me so. Nice Italian kid, even for a Bear.
16. ph7 - February 26, 2008 5:17 PM
Wow - did any other chicks fall out of that tsunami tree?
17. The Man From U.N.C.L.E - February 26, 2008 5:21 PM
I love me some Eastern Bloc girls.
18. Famous Anus - February 26, 2008 5:23 PM
LOVE THAT AIR BRUSH
I'D OOZE FOR YOU BABY - WE COULD HAVE A LITTLE "ANAL OOZE" THANG GOIN ..... MMMMM .... PETRA'S ANAL OOZE .....
19. gits - February 26, 2008 5:24 PM
She's a size 2, and really, there's not much difference between her and Jennifer Love Hewitt.
20. Auntie Kryst - February 26, 2008 5:25 PM
@Damnit Coach, that's what makes me worried. Their backgrounds make them a perfect co-dependent couple. The Paddy and the Bohunk both have genetic predispositions to alcoholism. Of course I don't know if vodka people mix with whiskey people (like cats and dogs I hear). I don't know, sounds like Namath and Van Doren all over again.
21. Plain-named, 2-syllable, Cowgirl - February 26, 2008 5:27 PM
Funny @ 16---Did you give her the "bill" for tsunami damages?
22. G.I.R.L. - February 26, 2008 5:36 PM
Makes. Me. Want. To. Puke.
23. G.I.R.L. - February 26, 2008 5:36 PM
Makes. Me. Want. To. Puke.
24. FROST!!! - February 26, 2008 5:57 PM
#20 Auntie, vodka people and whiskey people mix just fine!! I should know..
25. Jimbo - February 26, 2008 5:59 PM
@12 I like how some hot lingerie got you out of the closet..
26. esther - February 26, 2008 6:08 PM
The lingerie is absolutely lovely
27. Jennifer - February 26, 2008 6:10 PM
I am just a bit curious...Her profile was found on millionaire dating site"BillionaireCupid dot com'last week.
28. Daniel - February 26, 2008 6:15 PM
these are awkward and clunky
29. froginabasket - February 26, 2008 6:16 PM
Ow. The Photoshopping is hurting my eyes... I just don't understand why it's necessary with people like Petra Nemcova, because I've seen un-Photoshopped paparazzi pictures of her where her skin is flawless. Personally, I like being able to see the skin's texture -- that way I feel like I'm not looking at a robot. Of course, I'm saying this to a group of horny, middle-aged men who live with their mothers, so....
30. roberta - February 26, 2008 6:17 PM
I just noticed that she has wonky eyes and now it's all I can look at.
At least her body is still great though.
31. FCS - February 26, 2008 6:21 PM
She's purdy
32. Jason Keppriman - February 26, 2008 6:58 PM
THis is SO nasty, why is she hooking up with HIM!!!!ahhhhhh
33. bob - February 26, 2008 7:15 PM
she's hot and all, but i think robin wright (penn?) is hotter. older, sure, but still hotter.
34. no, thank you - February 26, 2008 7:17 PM
To be photoshoped to heck, they're pretty bad.
I don't find Nemcova anything to gawk at.
Her face and head are completely shaped like a potato, she has small, ugly-shaped saggy boobs, flat saggy ass, her body looks flaccid and huge on the waist and I don't like her shape. She's curveless and flaccid. And she's glamed up to heck and photoshoped, looking her best possible in these photos. Sorry but no. She's nothing but an average girl you wouldn't look at twice if you saw her walking down the street. You can call me a hater, you can call me whatever, but I don't give a flying fuck. I don't find this girl to be hot and that's it, the honest truth.
35. Ms. Morals - February 26, 2008 7:21 PM
I think she is a lovely lady.
36. El Ces - February 26, 2008 7:22 PM
Hmm, wasn't it Dakota Fanning's birthday a couple days ago?
How old is she now?
37. Tapeworm - February 26, 2008 7:30 PM
What does this have to do with Kim Kardashian?
38. Spiraticus - February 26, 2008 8:16 PM
She must like old farts.
39. Ms. Whiplash - February 26, 2008 9:08 PM
Looking at her makes my self-esteem hurt. What a gorgeous woman!
40. 20-20 eyesight - February 26, 2008 9:19 PM
To all the pathetic people trying to be critical:
You're fooling no one. She's 100 times hotter than you on your best day. We all know that. Save your barbs, they only make you look foolish.
41. Elk - February 26, 2008 9:28 PM
If they are going to photoshop that much they might as well just put the lingerie on a mannequin and photoshop face on it.
42. Have some more vinegar - February 26, 2008 10:00 PM
^^^^^ taste the bitterness
43. sweetnsnooty - February 26, 2008 10:03 PM
thank god that stupid ass fake tan is gone, like she was swimming in yellow paint, not bad lookin' I'd hit it
44. Gorillas123 - February 27, 2008 12:05 AM
Let me preface this by saying she's absolutely gorgeous -- but yeah, agreed, these are for sure photoshopped. She looks noticeably "bigger" (it pains me to use that word about a girl this size) in the pics w/ Sean Penn...
45. D. Richards (Looking.) - February 27, 2008 12:18 AM
Frist, come back. Come back and play nice.
I will.
46. The countdown begins ... - February 27, 2008 2:01 AM
... for the first wife-beating incident. Mr. Penn likes his victims stupid.
47. ophrahs minge - February 27, 2008 2:50 AM
my dick just exploded!
48. hmm - February 27, 2008 3:01 AM
she doesn't really scream "Sexy". i don't think she "Works it". i don't know, she's attractive but i see little girl not sex pot
49. Rob - February 27, 2008 7:27 AM
she's a perfect doll, love this gal!
50. lipper - February 27, 2008 8:32 AM
She has a sweet look about her, with a dynamite body. And the lingerie really is tasteful and sexy. Hard to do. Wish I looked that good, wow!
But seriously? I have to wonder about a girl dating an serious ass hole like Sean Penn. Makes no sense.
51. Jim - February 27, 2008 8:58 AM
#49 - we'll see if we can scrounge up some pics of an aging whore for you, since that's clearly your kink. How about some sagging DD's complimented by some stretch-marked saddlebags and a wide flat drooping ass? Yummy.
52. agree - February 27, 2008 9:02 AM
She is beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e . c o m" yesterday. Is she single now? Just curious.
53. John - February 27, 2008 9:45 AM
Hot but definitely wonky eyed. I'm surprised they didn't bother to fix that with all the other photoshopping that went on.
54. Tits McCholo - February 27, 2008 9:49 AM
She actually looks a little like Robin Wright if you squint your eyes just a bit... hey! Sean Penn squints all the time. The bastard probably doesn't even know who he's with - wife? what? Petra? Ok. Whatever. Damn squinty eyes...
55. Shawn checking - February 27, 2008 10:24 AM
She is so hot and sexy! I've seen many of her hot videos at the celeb site millionairecupid.com. She is very hot and popular there.
56. Howdy - February 27, 2008 11:01 AM
RE: 9. Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl - February 26, 2008 5:03 PM
Why do all models have hard to pronounce names (other than the fact that no one is "reading" for their name)? I hardly ever see a model named "Jane" or "Sally Jones"?
Because many of the physical features and the typical bone structure of men and women in Eastern Europe and South America are considered ideal by the big wigs of the fashion community.
57. Howdy - February 27, 2008 11:03 AM
RE: 9. Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl - February 26, 2008 5:03 PM
Why do all models have hard to pronounce names (other than the fact that no one is "reading" for their name)? I hardly ever see a model named "Jane" or "Sally Jones"?
Because many of the physical features and the typical bone structure of men and women in Eastern Europe and South America are considered ideal by the big wigs of the fashion community. They recruit these individuals as models.
That explains the more-difficult-to-pronounce surnames.
58. Howdy - February 27, 2008 11:05 AM
Apologies for the double post.
59. Vince Lombardi - February 27, 2008 12:29 PM
@20 - Auntie, it would seem to me that Mick whiskey is made of potatoes anyway, so yeah, I could see where vodka works.
60. supreader - February 27, 2008 1:58 PM
She is probably pretty, but she looks "stiff" in these pictures, and fake from the photoshop, they could have done a better shoot, and photoshop job to make her look like a real person and not some spraypainted maniquin
61. me - February 27, 2008 2:36 PM
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
62. me - February 27, 2008 2:37 PM
DOUBLE WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
63. Bobeyo - February 27, 2008 2:47 PM
What is so hard to pronounce about her name? "Pet-ra Nem-ko-vah." If you can't pronounce that, go back to kindergarten.
The reason they get European women is because most American chicks are either fat and gross or ridiculously artificial (bottle blondes with fake boobs).
64. sammy - February 27, 2008 3:11 PM
me so horny, me love you long time!!
65. Bobby - February 27, 2008 7:46 PM
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http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/kardashians/tushygame/index.jsp.
http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/kardashians/index.jsp?sid=nav-shows
66. kitty_kat - February 27, 2008 8:13 PM
@34- "She's nothing but an average girl you wouldn't look at twice if you saw her walking down the street..."
That's so true. She isn't ugly, but she's definitely not anything to rave about.
67. Pop Rocks of Doom - February 28, 2008 12:44 AM
Kool :P
68. Lynn - February 28, 2008 5:51 AM
She's nothing but an average girl you wouldn't look at twice if you saw her walking down the street. You can call me a hater, you can call me whatever, but I don't give a flying fuck. I don't find this girl to be hot and that's it, the honest truth.
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69. kate - February 28, 2008 3:31 PM
Has anybody hear about Pop Fiction. This show on E! Its going to be on air March 9th at 10:30 et/pt. If anybody knows about it let me know. Also ive seen these. This show is going to be good. It has to be its so secretive. Ive been hearing crazy rumors about it too!! Heres the link
http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/popfiction/index.jsp
CHAOS IS COMING. POP FICTION. MARCH 9. E! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
• HOLLYWOOD ARMAGEDDON. RESISTANCE FUTILE. POP FICTION. MARCH 9. E! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
70. kate - February 28, 2008 3:32 PM
Has anybody hear about Pop Fiction. This show on E! Its going to be on air March 9th at 10:30 et/pt. If anybody knows about it let me know. Also ive seen these. This show is going to be good. It has to be its so secretive. Ive been hearing crazy rumors about it too!! Heres the link
http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/popfiction/index.jsp
CHAOS IS COMING. POP FICTION. MARCH 9. E! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
• HOLLYWOOD ARMAGEDDON. RESISTANCE FUTILE. POP FICTION. MARCH 9. E! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.