Feb 26 2008Petra Nemcova wears lingerie, I plot Sean Penn's death

BITCHEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

No f'ing way!

FIRST

she's fucking hot.

better than ribs from texas.

Dammit, that last pic just made me splooge all over my flatscreen.

I'd eat Petra's waste: solid, as well as liquid. No doubt.

I DIDN't f*$k her! I don't even KNOW her!

She looks better in these pics than the one with Penn the other day. Still not quite top shelf, but better than the speed well. She has some sort of freaky fetish that makes her hook up with complete douchebags. James Blunt and now Sean Penn, her vagina must smell like Springtime in Tuscany with those 2 huge douches around.

I would eat the peanuts out of her... Snickers Bar.

Why do all models have hard to pronounce names (other than the fact that no one is "reading" for their name)? I hardly ever see a model named "Jane" or "Sally Jones"?

Penn you lucky fucking mick!

@Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl :
Because not everybody is from an English speaking state?

Very nice..........................

i just feel bad for her ex boyfriend

the guy got dragged out of the bed he was in with her during the tsunami in thailand a few years back and died out at sea.

he is missing out on this?!?!?!?

makes me sad

http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/Tsunami/story?id=558911&page=1

True dat 11, true dat. They like to import them models from overseas. R there plain-named models exported to Russia then?

awww, Auntie. No need to be jealous of that prick. He's a liberal, she's a Commie. Brian Piccolo told me so. Nice Italian kid, even for a Bear.

Wow - did any other chicks fall out of that tsunami tree?

I love me some Eastern Bloc girls.

LOVE THAT AIR BRUSH

I'D OOZE FOR YOU BABY - WE COULD HAVE A LITTLE "ANAL OOZE" THANG GOIN ..... MMMMM .... PETRA'S ANAL OOZE .....

She's a size 2, and really, there's not much difference between her and Jennifer Love Hewitt.

@Damnit Coach, that's what makes me worried. Their backgrounds make them a perfect co-dependent couple. The Paddy and the Bohunk both have genetic predispositions to alcoholism. Of course I don't know if vodka people mix with whiskey people (like cats and dogs I hear). I don't know, sounds like Namath and Van Doren all over again.

Funny @ 16---Did you give her the "bill" for tsunami damages?

Makes. Me. Want. To. Puke.

Makes. Me. Want. To. Puke.

#20 Auntie, vodka people and whiskey people mix just fine!! I should know..

@12 I like how some hot lingerie got you out of the closet..

The lingerie is absolutely lovely

I am just a bit curious...Her profile was found on millionaire dating site"BillionaireCupid dot com'last week.

these are awkward and clunky

Ow. The Photoshopping is hurting my eyes... I just don't understand why it's necessary with people like Petra Nemcova, because I've seen un-Photoshopped paparazzi pictures of her where her skin is flawless. Personally, I like being able to see the skin's texture -- that way I feel like I'm not looking at a robot. Of course, I'm saying this to a group of horny, middle-aged men who live with their mothers, so....

I just noticed that she has wonky eyes and now it's all I can look at.

At least her body is still great though.

She's purdy

THis is SO nasty, why is she hooking up with HIM!!!!ahhhhhh

she's hot and all, but i think robin wright (penn?) is hotter. older, sure, but still hotter.

To be photoshoped to heck, they're pretty bad.
I don't find Nemcova anything to gawk at.
Her face and head are completely shaped like a potato, she has small, ugly-shaped saggy boobs, flat saggy ass, her body looks flaccid and huge on the waist and I don't like her shape. She's curveless and flaccid. And she's glamed up to heck and photoshoped, looking her best possible in these photos. Sorry but no. She's nothing but an average girl you wouldn't look at twice if you saw her walking down the street. You can call me a hater, you can call me whatever, but I don't give a flying fuck. I don't find this girl to be hot and that's it, the honest truth.

I think she is a lovely lady.

Hmm, wasn't it Dakota Fanning's birthday a couple days ago?
How old is she now?

What does this have to do with Kim Kardashian?

She must like old farts.

Looking at her makes my self-esteem hurt. What a gorgeous woman!

To all the pathetic people trying to be critical:

You're fooling no one. She's 100 times hotter than you on your best day. We all know that. Save your barbs, they only make you look foolish.

If they are going to photoshop that much they might as well just put the lingerie on a mannequin and photoshop face on it.

^^^^^ taste the bitterness

thank god that stupid ass fake tan is gone, like she was swimming in yellow paint, not bad lookin' I'd hit it

Let me preface this by saying she's absolutely gorgeous -- but yeah, agreed, these are for sure photoshopped. She looks noticeably "bigger" (it pains me to use that word about a girl this size) in the pics w/ Sean Penn...

Frist, come back. Come back and play nice.

I will.

... for the first wife-beating incident. Mr. Penn likes his victims stupid.

my dick just exploded!

she doesn't really scream "Sexy". i don't think she "Works it". i don't know, she's attractive but i see little girl not sex pot

she's a perfect doll, love this gal!

She has a sweet look about her, with a dynamite body. And the lingerie really is tasteful and sexy. Hard to do. Wish I looked that good, wow!

But seriously? I have to wonder about a girl dating an serious ass hole like Sean Penn. Makes no sense.

#49 - we'll see if we can scrounge up some pics of an aging whore for you, since that's clearly your kink. How about some sagging DD's complimented by some stretch-marked saddlebags and a wide flat drooping ass? Yummy.

She is beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e . c o m" yesterday. Is she single now? Just curious.

Hot but definitely wonky eyed. I'm surprised they didn't bother to fix that with all the other photoshopping that went on.

She actually looks a little like Robin Wright if you squint your eyes just a bit... hey! Sean Penn squints all the time. The bastard probably doesn't even know who he's with - wife? what? Petra? Ok. Whatever. Damn squinty eyes...

She is so hot and sexy! I've seen many of her hot videos at the celeb site millionairecupid.com. She is very hot and popular there.

RE: 9. Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl - February 26, 2008 5:03 PM

Why do all models have hard to pronounce names (other than the fact that no one is "reading" for their name)? I hardly ever see a model named "Jane" or "Sally Jones"?

Because many of the physical features and the typical bone structure of men and women in Eastern Europe and South America are considered ideal by the big wigs of the fashion community.

RE: 9. Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl - February 26, 2008 5:03 PM

Why do all models have hard to pronounce names (other than the fact that no one is "reading" for their name)? I hardly ever see a model named "Jane" or "Sally Jones"?

Because many of the physical features and the typical bone structure of men and women in Eastern Europe and South America are considered ideal by the big wigs of the fashion community. They recruit these individuals as models.
That explains the more-difficult-to-pronounce surnames.

Apologies for the double post.

@20 - Auntie, it would seem to me that Mick whiskey is made of potatoes anyway, so yeah, I could see where vodka works.

She is probably pretty, but she looks "stiff" in these pictures, and fake from the photoshop, they could have done a better shoot, and photoshop job to make her look like a real person and not some spraypainted maniquin

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DOUBLE WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is so hard to pronounce about her name? "Pet-ra Nem-ko-vah." If you can't pronounce that, go back to kindergarten.

The reason they get European women is because most American chicks are either fat and gross or ridiculously artificial (bottle blondes with fake boobs).

me so horny, me love you long time!!

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@34- "She's nothing but an average girl you wouldn't look at twice if you saw her walking down the street..."
That's so true. She isn't ugly, but she's definitely not anything to rave about.

Kool :P

She's nothing but an average girl you wouldn't look at twice if you saw her walking down the street. You can call me a hater, you can call me whatever, but I don't give a flying fuck. I don't find this girl to be hot and that's it, the honest truth.

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Has anybody hear about Pop Fiction. This show on E! Its going to be on air March 9th at 10:30 et/pt. If anybody knows about it let me know. Also ive seen these. This show is going to be good. It has to be its so secretive. Ive been hearing crazy rumors about it too!! Heres the link

http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/popfiction/index.jsp

CHAOS IS COMING. POP FICTION.  MARCH 9.  E!  THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.

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