Feb 25 2008Petra Nemcova and Sean Penn: I don't even know

She has no taste and he has no conscience.

Who gives a shits. Why is this even here. Can't the Fish function if there are no Britney stories to post??

FISH U SUK!

Psssshhllllpppphhhhh.

This particular Superfish writer sucks the biggie.

What's with these women and lipstick that clashes with all surroundings...

@2, forget about britney, eh? this site has waaaay too much of shitney already.

and czech supermodels can do whatever they want. particularly if it involves her being a naked vampire in Blade 4 or something like that.

I don't like her, I don't find her to be anything special.
She's in the same league of looks as Sean Penn IMO.

Petra looks like Miss Potato Head, I don't know what's surprising.

A grumpy fuckface and a shiny yellow banana.
WHO FUCKING CARES????

I am almost first. But I don't give a shrimp about it - quite cool though that no one else has yet...

Hmm, Fish's jokes are not so hilarious longer. Damnit, I have been waitng the whole week-end for news and funny comments. And my eyes are totaly fucked up now by watching Will Ferrels furry chest. I kinda runned out of anti-eye-brun-drops after the hundred time I checked the frontpage during the saturday "/ ..

Just figured out her only flaw.

Her neck is too short.

Even pretty girls have faults.

guess she likes her blow then.

# you forgot that her head and face are shaped like a total fucking potato.
And that the only thing pretty about her is the makeup and lipstick she's wearing.

She's just a gold digger with a gold dress...

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#11 you forgot that her head and face are shaped like a total fucking potato.
And that the only thing pretty about her is the makeup and lipstick she's wearing.

@14-FUCK YOU, SPAMMER.

And fish, your writing blows. How original to talk about how much beer you drink. Here, have a hero cookie.

seriously, that dress is hideous. how quickly he rolled off of one vag and on top of another.

That yellow bedazzled monstrosity she's sporting looks like it was fitted by a group of seventh grade home ec students.

She's a starfucker!

I never understood her appeal. No, she's not uggo, but she's certainly not amazingly beautiful, nor does she have an amazing figure. And the dress she's wearing clearly highlights her worst figure flaws. Look at that wide ass waist! Not very impressive. Her taste in men is pretty bad though, I have to admit. She can do way better than the doofs she's hooking up with. But then, some women actually like ugly men...weird...

I hear she's clingy.

get it? Tsunami.......clinging to palm tree for hours....clingy?

nevemind.

#14

she may be a gold digger but he's dating a girl 20 years his junior which means these two shallow people are perfect for each other.

it's always seemed creepy to me how men desperately want to have significantly younger women. i bet if the age of consent was lowered to 12, there would be a lot of 20 somethings getting traded in.

You all know that if Petra Nemcova walked up to you in a bar, you'd fall over yourselves trying to get her number.

actually no, dk. i wouldn't fall all over myself for her cause she looks like a chipmunk. and chipmunks are not sexy. ever. period!

Well. I have seen their profiles on millionairefriends.com. It's a dating site for celebrities and wealthy people. It is said they have major crush there.

I wonder if the two of them arrived at the party in a little boat?

Fuck that ugly, traitorous piece of shit. And what the fuck makes this model think she'll have such a great life with this turd?

Enough of this lemon-tart.

Let's chat about Ellen Page's gayness and piss-poor fashion taste.

" guess she likes dudes who are ugly as sin."
Worse...she's a Liberal

The hair...the face...the dress... I must be missing something.

i was surprised to see so many negative comments about the writing, because to be honest, the title itself made me laugh out loud.

You go, Sean Penn...rinse that out!

All the ugly guys around the world salute you...and have a little more hope for their future.

ELLEN PAGE is gay!!!

Just like ELLEN DeGENERES!!!

Discuss...

#27

the "next" bitch always thinks her vagina is more magical than the "previous" bitches, therefore falsely believing she will be the "last" bitch. but as long as there is a "new" bitch alive, you're never really secure cause "new" trumps "already banged" any day.

#32

what does "rinse that out" mean?

Ellen Page's Oscar gown, hair and accessories were not Oscar-worthy.

And that is why she did not win.

That... and because she is a cute little dyke.

only some poor eastern european would think that tacky outfit was a hit. she must be easy to impress. he probably let her get extra cheddar biscuits at red lobster. who couldn't love a man like that?

only some poor eastern european would think that tacky outfit was a hit. she must be easy to impress. he probably let her get extra cheddar biscuits at red lobster. who couldn't love a man like that?

C'mon. Give credit where it's due.

Sean Penn's ugliness has not changed in... say... 20 years.

What is that plown's "beauty" secret?

I take back every goddamn thing I've ever said about Petra Nemcova. The fucking whore should have been digested by a scavenging Tiger shark along with her photographer boyfriend in late December of 2004. Tsunamis rule, Petra!

Sean Penn is such a doushe (I spell it with a 'S'). He's a wannabe political activist actor born to wealthy parents in Malibu. An actor his entire life, Sean has no concept of real life. Penn is only interested in politics because it helps him to look more like an actor, instead of by actually caring for causes. Politics are what wealthy people do: He knows that.

Hahahah, Go Sean Penn!--that being said, while Petra is not ugly, in the world of Eastern European supermodels, she is pretty much the last rung on the ladder. Frankly, even Sienna Miller {Sean's other "friend"} kinda out does her looks-wise, which is saying a lot because I'm not her biggest fan either.

ELLEN PAGE IS A LESBIAN!!!

#41? You're obvious an obese, grandmother-pantied woman of your early thirties who is constantly being reminded of your beauty, or lack-off, by the look of your flabby, paper mached body.

You know Petra's gorgeous.

Lack-of*

Miss Potato Head anyone?

Robin Wright was and still is beautiful... but he had to go and divorce her. :(

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She looks somewhat like Robin Wright when she did Princess Bride. Robin will always be so much prettier and classier, IMO....although Petra seems like a nice enough person...

Petra's mid-section looks kind of thick to me?? Esp in this pic, it looks like the middle bulges out? Makes one wonder.

http://thesuperficial.com/2008/02/petra_nemcova_and_sean_penn.php?bfm_index=7

47/48

Is your comment relevent to the post because Petra is modeling the custom car cover for the "new" beetle in the above pics?

Jen-nay!

I think this was hilarious! I have a wierd sense of humor though.

Who the hell cares if Ellen Page is gay? Petra Nemcova looks like a banana and is dating a man that looks like a corpse. I don't see posts saying Morgan Freeman is heterosexual. No one cares unless she's having sex out in the open on the sidewalk. And even then, it's only because they'd want to watch it on youtube.

sean penn apparently hasn't done the math here. for him to date under his age and it not be creepy, he should divide his age in half and age 7 years to it. that figure is the minimum age he can date without looking like some old fool.

47/2= 23.5+7= 30.5 clearly this chipmunk is too young for him. he's an idiot though an idiot getting some younger, tighter and newer trim than robin wright-penn. what was i thinking? bang her like a gong, sean!

Petra is dating that pinko jerk? What is wrong with her?

I'm surprised he has time for this what with solving that whole Iran thing and bailing female rappers out of jail.

#21,
Less is more.
Stick with the first line only. The explantion ruined it.

These two are just a couple of tree huggers.

Robin was smokin' in Message in a Bottle. If you watch that movie with your spouse and don't get laid afterwards, your relationship is over. Dead and over. Just like the main character at the end of the movie.

She's a great girl. Only problem I had was she smelled of potatoes.

Eeeew, WTF is up with that fake tan? She looks nasty, artificial. *puking lunch*

#57

good call there. i went back and read that post and totally agree with you. #21 is horribly insecure and needs to learn how to post confidently if he/she/it expects to really "wow" us.

Despite all the Russian Petra Nemcova seem to be Sean Penn's cup of tea?

#60,
Thank you Jesus, and bless me Father, for I have sinned, it has been 36 years since my last confession and these are my sins:

I called a woman a tree hugger who survived a Tsunami by holding onto a tree for several hours (her boyfriend died in said Tsunami).

That's about all I have Jesus.

Sean Penn is hot, looks like he's having a mid life crisis though

A crisis is losing your house in a fire. Banging a Super Model is slightly different.

Is she pregnant already?

Boy, it must really suck for a model to be thought pregnant when she's not.

She probably can't speak a word of english....perfect match!

#64

hysterical!!!!

Thank you. I'll be here all night.... or at least until Binky takes over (inside job?)

i wonder who called who first. i mean, he's got to be able to do better than this poor immigrant. she probably had a crush on him when she was a little girl and he was in that movie "at close range". i did.

She's beautiful.

I also find it funny when people call her ugly or say she's an average model. She's got horrible taste in men, but please, she looks much better than 90% of models at these events. Her head may be kinda fucked up, but she's mad gorgeous.

There's nothing wrong with wanting to bang a sexy chipmunk is there?

the opposite of sin is virtue

Sean Penn sure looked really thrilled being with her.

Sean just loves the socialists - the communists and any other misery filled maroon to justify his neuroses. He doesn't have a happy bone in his body. Just looking at his picture depresses me.

Look at that surly fuck. It took Robin Penn like 10 years and 2 kids to get him to marry her, and for what? I bet she feels pretty stupid right now.

What I love is when communists ( like Sean ) pretend that other communists -- like Bush and Cheney and that whole gang -- are Christians, so they can blame their wars on Jesus.

Then these war-profiteers of the propaganda wing turn around and make movies about how they're against war, and give each other Oscars. And you wonder why no one gives a shit about movies anymore?

The only cool people left in this country are the surly, independent mountain men who sit on their stoops with a rifle and a six-pack of Schlitz and who don't trust no one. Ask them who they trust and that's what they'll say: "I don't trust no one." White trash and Hell's Angels are our last hope. Pretty bleak.

#78,
Schlitz Malt Liquor? Ummmm....

I like Blatz too.

Wow, it's hard to keep up with this bitch. She changes men like tampons. Wasn't she just with Peter "Mongoloid" Berg?

I don't find Sean Penn ugly at all

she does look a look a little preggers tho

Shut the fuck up both of you.

who did her hair, donald trump?

From what I can tell, Petra can't handle long term relationships, especially with celebrities. She needs to find some average dude that no one knows, I'll though, I won't be sad if she can't, because she's hot and i'll be pissed off to see some fucker with her.

So, Petra used to date a producer named Matt Palmieri who happens to be Sean's best friend since their childhoods In Maluibu together. Matt's even quoted throughout Sean biography. So did Matt gift her to Sean? Did Sean steal her away? What's the deal?

She is hooking with this ugly guy? I can't believe it. She should find a much better one at the millionaire site millionairecupid dotcon since she is so pretty and hot.

Penn is a douche traitor. I'm amazed anyone with a touch of class would be interested in him.

is it true what I heard written about jennifer anniston a few weeks ago. it really blew me away. it was all so strange.

is it true what I heard written about jennifer anniston a few weeks ago. it really blew me away. it was all so strange.

Just goes to show that underneath, all women are whores. The price varies, but the dynamics are the same.

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