Pete Doherty does children parties

first you meth dripping cunts

What parent would let this slime motherfucker get within city limit distance of their kids? Someone should run up behind this asshole and cave his skull in with a mallet!

Mmmmmm...a kid's party is just not the same without AIDS and heroin. Hopefully Pete will use this money to buy some protection because this guy will DESTROY THE WORLD!

Wow. How does it feel to be weeks late to the game?

That's one scary, ugly mother-fu*ker. When I was a kid, we had Iggy Pop to frighten our parents, but his turd makes Iggy look like Prince Charming.

damn...getting closer to being 1st. Do i win some sort of prize?

Yeah, no shit. Every clown does a children's party now and again.

It's the nature of the the pedophilic clown business.

Wait... you can rent Pete Doherty for only two hundred bucks????

Dude, Pete. I've got some stuff I need done. Mainly laundry. So get the fuck started, man. That crack isn't going to smoke itself.

This guy's liver is shot.

Yellow rings around eyes = liver on last leg

I knew a professional drunk who developed them 2 months before he croaked

This guy really, really scares me! How would you like to find him under your bed one night. Talk about nightmares. I hope I can sleep tonight after seeing this.

this must be a joke.

An alternative headline: "Will work for crack"

I thought I saw Pete selling oranges at the off ramp of Cahuenga Blvd the other day.

Seriously, who is this stupid fuck? Does this singer have any songs that anyone in the States has heard? I ask because otherwise it doesn't matter if he is "famous" in any other country.

Crackhead the Clown! Good idea dad...

GGRRRR!!!!! BBBRRRRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Valentines Day! A Pete Doherty post! Even though he isn't romantic like back in the day when he would feed a marijuana roach to a penguin to make Kate Moss smile, he has still found a way to charm lower middle class suburbia. My friends and I are hoping $200 bucks American and airfare (to LA, after that he's on Greyhound) will bring him over for a night of bar hopping comraderie. Once he starts to vomit, we'll ditch him and call the County ER from a safe distance.

I think if he ends up in a mass grave somewhere, no one will have noticed he's gone.

Hilarious photos, makes a change from seeing washed up females

Is he trying to escape from an imaginary box?

night of the living dead

Actually I really like Babyshambles.

Especially the song Fuck Forever..

hahaha......junkies are funny.

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go join your buddy blake

go to join your buddy blake

Best. Photo. Ever.

$200 to play a b-day party for this has-been?? Shit, I can get the King of Pop for free as long my kid is male, under the age of 10 and is a decent spooner.

@21 Ok I take back what I said. Any band that has a song called Fuck Forever can't be all bad.

Someone needs to buy this lad a nail-clipper. Did Winehouse smuggle some of her leftover bleach to him? I think he used some on his head and injected the rest.

:D @ Ted from LA and the imaginary box. That's awesome!

Mimes on junk.....

That's what happens when you don't have a job.

Ugh. That is my dream. Pete is seriously so fucking talented.
It doesn't say where you can book him :(

Babyshambles has "hits"?

omg. he was said to be found of internet recently. Some of his fans found him on a millionaire&celebs dating club "Searching Millionaire dot com".
he has a personal account there with hot pictures, blog and something about his songs and new album.

I'm pretty sure Pete was dropped on the head as a young child. Perhaps from a low flying key airliner.

omg he is such talented and beautiful celebrity. somebody said he can be found on junkie dating site "www.willsuckdickforcrack.com" where he has hot pics, profile and blog. i heard ol dirty bastard found a match there.

he may be a druggie, but he's also very talented

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=145773290

listen to babyshambles on their myspace page!

Big hits? Who the fuck is this fruitcake anyway? Goofy English people....

pete who?

I don't know why, but I dig him. He's a real rock star. Not some straight laced fucking John Mayer or whatever. Sex, drugs and motherfucking rock and roll. I love his style, too.

I'd shag him. Wrapped in cling film first of course.

Pete is a good person and it shows. This episode just confirms it.

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yes, #39, yes. I hate to say it as well...but i LIKE this guys attitude with the papp photo-junkies compared to all the PC hollywood ilk...run & when in doubt, throw pint glasses at them. of course, making sure the pint glass is actually EMPTY. definitely looks like an addict tho...and why does this guys fingers always look like he just melted some hash into tobacco ? uuhh, maybe it's tootsie rolls, heh.

He looks like DC comics Solomon Grundy's retarded little brother.

EEEEEIIIIIK!

i've just soiled myself

I woold love to see this guy, Britney and Winehouse all live together in a house and see who makes it out alive. Wouldn't that be a GREAT reality show?

I would love to see this guy, Britney and Winehouse all live together in a house and see who makes it out alive. Wouldn't that be a GREAT reality show?

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that's the idea, Pete! throwing a cup will stop those pesky paparazzi!

Death is that you?