Feb 14 2008Pete Doherty does children parties
Everyone's favorite crackhead/cartoon character Pete Doherty is available for your little one's next birthday party. Pete's only charging $200 which is quite the bargain. Page Six reports:
"The birthday girl's dad told him she was a huge fan," one source told the Showbiz Spy Web site. "Pete was flattered and happy to oblige. He turned up and played his big hits. Everyone had a great time."
I'm totally hiring Pete for my nephew's birthday. But only as a backup in case the zoo won't let me rent a lion. My plan is to let it just roam free around the backyard while the kids pelt it with candy. Should be a good time. If that falls through, I guess I'll let Pete Doherty play a few songs. But only if he's in a glass cage. I don't need my nephew catching scurvy. You gotta take precautions with kids these days.
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Reader Comments
1. deaconjones - February 14, 2008 3:15 PM
first you meth dripping cunts
2. sharpeidude - February 14, 2008 3:15 PM
What parent would let this slime motherfucker get within city limit distance of their kids? Someone should run up behind this asshole and cave his skull in with a mallet!
3. Frank Lucas' Bitch - February 14, 2008 3:16 PM
Mmmmmm...a kid's party is just not the same without AIDS and heroin. Hopefully Pete will use this money to buy some protection because this guy will DESTROY THE WORLD!
4. over it - February 14, 2008 3:16 PM
Wow. How does it feel to be weeks late to the game?
5. Kingsley Amis - February 14, 2008 3:17 PM
That's one scary, ugly mother-fu*ker. When I was a kid, we had Iggy Pop to frighten our parents, but his turd makes Iggy look like Prince Charming.
6. Jimmy Nightlife - February 14, 2008 3:17 PM
damn...getting closer to being 1st. Do i win some sort of prize?
7. D. Richards (Meaningless.) - February 14, 2008 3:18 PM
Yeah, no shit. Every clown does a children's party now and again.
It's the nature of the the pedophilic clown business.
8. Ript1&0 - February 14, 2008 3:20 PM
Wait... you can rent Pete Doherty for only two hundred bucks????
Dude, Pete. I've got some stuff I need done. Mainly laundry. So get the fuck started, man. That crack isn't going to smoke itself.
9. deaconjones - February 14, 2008 3:21 PM
This guy's liver is shot.
Yellow rings around eyes = liver on last leg
I knew a professional drunk who developed them 2 months before he croaked
10. Zombie Alert - February 14, 2008 3:24 PM
This guy really, really scares me! How would you like to find him under your bed one night. Talk about nightmares. I hope I can sleep tonight after seeing this.
11. Burgernoodle - February 14, 2008 3:25 PM
this must be a joke.
12. Gerald_Tarrant - February 14, 2008 3:26 PM
An alternative headline: "Will work for crack"
I thought I saw Pete selling oranges at the off ramp of Cahuenga Blvd the other day.
13. Auntie Kryst - February 14, 2008 3:27 PM
Seriously, who is this stupid fuck? Does this singer have any songs that anyone in the States has heard? I ask because otherwise it doesn't matter if he is "famous" in any other country.
14. Celebrity Plastic - February 14, 2008 3:31 PM
Crackhead the Clown! Good idea dad...
15. Cap'n Pickles - February 14, 2008 3:34 PM
GGRRRR!!!!! BBBRRRRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!
16. woodhorse - February 14, 2008 3:36 PM
Happy Valentines Day! A Pete Doherty post! Even though he isn't romantic like back in the day when he would feed a marijuana roach to a penguin to make Kate Moss smile, he has still found a way to charm lower middle class suburbia. My friends and I are hoping $200 bucks American and airfare (to LA, after that he's on Greyhound) will bring him over for a night of bar hopping comraderie. Once he starts to vomit, we'll ditch him and call the County ER from a safe distance.
17. cholo mcspread'em - February 14, 2008 3:41 PM
I think if he ends up in a mass grave somewhere, no one will have noticed he's gone.
18. Guy - February 14, 2008 3:44 PM
Hilarious photos, makes a change from seeing washed up females
19. Ted from LA - February 14, 2008 3:53 PM
Is he trying to escape from an imaginary box?
20. farming cacti - February 14, 2008 4:17 PM
night of the living dead
21. FRIST!!! - February 14, 2008 4:31 PM
Actually I really like Babyshambles.
Especially the song Fuck Forever..
22. havoc - February 14, 2008 4:35 PM
hahaha......junkies are funny.
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23. GERT - February 14, 2008 4:38 PM
go join your buddy blake
24. GERT - February 14, 2008 4:38 PM
go to join your buddy blake
25. Carlos - February 14, 2008 4:55 PM
Best. Photo. Ever.
26. toolboy - February 14, 2008 4:59 PM
$200 to play a b-day party for this has-been?? Shit, I can get the King of Pop for free as long my kid is male, under the age of 10 and is a decent spooner.
27. Auntie Kryst - February 14, 2008 5:27 PM
@21 Ok I take back what I said. Any band that has a song called Fuck Forever can't be all bad.
28. mofoghetto - February 14, 2008 5:36 PM
Someone needs to buy this lad a nail-clipper. Did Winehouse smuggle some of her leftover bleach to him? I think he used some on his head and injected the rest.
29. Tinfoil Raccoon - February 14, 2008 7:06 PM
:D @ Ted from LA and the imaginary box. That's awesome!
Mimes on junk.....
30. hotguyinthebackground - February 14, 2008 7:24 PM
That's what happens when you don't have a job.
31. your mom - February 14, 2008 7:28 PM
Ugh. That is my dream. Pete is seriously so fucking talented.
It doesn't say where you can book him :(
32. Tony - February 14, 2008 8:05 PM
Babyshambles has "hits"?
33. dearkl - February 14, 2008 8:24 PM
omg. he was said to be found of internet recently. Some of his fans found him on a millionaire&celebs dating club "Searching Millionaire dot com".
he has a personal account there with hot pictures, blog and something about his songs and new album.
34. burgernoodle - February 14, 2008 8:25 PM
I'm pretty sure Pete was dropped on the head as a young child. Perhaps from a low flying key airliner.
35. stfu idiot - February 14, 2008 9:20 PM
omg he is such talented and beautiful celebrity. somebody said he can be found on junkie dating site "www.willsuckdickforcrack.com" where he has hot pics, profile and blog. i heard ol dirty bastard found a match there.
36. jen - February 14, 2008 9:23 PM
he may be a druggie, but he's also very talented
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=145773290
listen to babyshambles on their myspace page!
37. me not u - February 14, 2008 10:09 PM
Big hits? Who the fuck is this fruitcake anyway? Goofy English people....
38. crazy otto - February 14, 2008 10:44 PM
pete who?
39. Caligulita - February 14, 2008 11:18 PM
I don't know why, but I dig him. He's a real rock star. Not some straight laced fucking John Mayer or whatever. Sex, drugs and motherfucking rock and roll. I love his style, too.
I'd shag him. Wrapped in cling film first of course.
40. ciak - February 15, 2008 5:39 AM
Pete is a good person and it shows. This episode just confirms it.
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42. Geoff - February 15, 2008 10:19 AM
yes, #39, yes. I hate to say it as well...but i LIKE this guys attitude with the papp photo-junkies compared to all the PC hollywood ilk...run & when in doubt, throw pint glasses at them. of course, making sure the pint glass is actually EMPTY. definitely looks like an addict tho...and why does this guys fingers always look like he just melted some hash into tobacco ? uuhh, maybe it's tootsie rolls, heh.
43. The Beer Baron - February 15, 2008 12:10 PM
He looks like DC comics Solomon Grundy's retarded little brother.
44. gosyco - February 15, 2008 2:58 PM
EEEEEIIIIIK!
i've just soiled myself
45. S - February 17, 2008 9:17 AM
I woold love to see this guy, Britney and Winehouse all live together in a house and see who makes it out alive. Wouldn't that be a GREAT reality show?
46. S - February 17, 2008 9:17 AM
I would love to see this guy, Britney and Winehouse all live together in a house and see who makes it out alive. Wouldn't that be a GREAT reality show?
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49. Arguman - February 18, 2008 3:49 PM
that's the idea, Pete! throwing a cup will stop those pesky paparazzi!
50. Drake - February 19, 2008 11:18 PM
Death is that you?