Feb 18 2008Paris Hilton performs with Pussycat Dolls

wow my first comment!

I'd tap that all day and night. She looks good in those picks.

I beg that they incinerated that gigantic martini glass.

Man has yet to make solvents strong enough to cleanse that kind of germ.

I know I'm comparing a horror show to a horror show here, but Paris looks a hell of a lot hotter in that white getup than Lindsay Lohan does nude. And this was a live gig, not a photo shoot. Props to her for not looking as gross as Lindsay.

Can't believe it but Big Bird looks hot!

ripping off Dita Vonteese's act. What an unoriginal bitch! I'm so bored of her

#2-And your penis would drip sewage for the rest of your days.

Hmmm... How can I make Paris Hilton look even trashier than usual...
.... WAIT! I GOT IT!

she's got a nice body.....

but is the syphilis worth it?

Dynamite thighs.

It really doesn't suit her.

She doesn't look hot, she looks like an ugly prostitute.

No chocolate dipping for her, she'd ruin good coco.....now maybe a pound of Cocain and you'd not worry about the syphilis or the fact that the older she get the more of a tranny she looks like. Like maybe when she's thirty she's a creamy whie Rupaul (?)..............

Paris has a nice body? You must be looking at someone else. She has a physical structure. It's not what most educated people would find "nice" though. If she were in an entomology class, then yes, she would have a nice body. But as a human? no.

Paris keeps topping herself in ridiculous stunts. What next? Chainsaw juggling with Michael Moschen?

She kinda reminds me of Xtina in that garb and obnoxious red lipstick.

HEEEEERRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

Yeah, there's not enough disinfectant in the world to kill the herpes now residing in that giant martini glass.

Gah.......

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Wow she really does look like a Tranny....

(no offense to all your beautiful Transvestites out there....Paris would definitely be the bottom rung of tranniness)

Yes, I agree she's one step closer to being a stripper. She's gonna need to do something for cash. Hey Paris....... maybe its this kind of whorish behavior that made Grandpa drop you to the bottom of the money chain . You icky drippy PIG.
Kudos to Gramps for cutting her off!!

No question she's annoying, but that is one absolutely smoking, smoking body.

I wasn't even bothered by the fact that she does look like a tranny, but more by her so-called dancing. She moves around like a dying giraffe. Come on, the pussycat dolls can do better than this in their sleep.

Anyways, I hope the person who high-fived her got to keep the arm. Doctors said they were looking into amputation.

Looks really dirty and old....the martini glass doesn't look too clean either......

OK, just watched the video and it looks like a "make up" tape she is sending to Rick soloman....Or maybe she is trying to lure Eddie Murphy into picking her/him up later on the strip...we all know eddie likes to be poked alittle every now and then.....Why do you think his mom was on his honeymoon?

It's getting sadder and sadder watching her trying so hard to be sexy. Quadrapalegics have better moves than her.

She does look pretty good, amazingly. The guy behind her at the end of the video looks like a douche. Who the hell are all of these people who give a shit about her though? I have not met one person who really could care less about her crap.

Until watching this video I never realized that the Special Olympics had an event for stripping.

Congrats on the Gold Medal Paris, you are a very "Special" girl!

You know, I'm not sure what to say about these pictures. Her methods may be unorthodox, but hey, anything to raise awareness for the plight of the Rwandan people can't be all bad.

She looks stiff as hell...as if she's more worried about her Photo Ops than her dancing....sh*t if you were good at dancing you wouldnt have to worry about what you look like in the photos they take...damn...trashy biAtch

I'm sure fucking her (besides the obvious side effects) would feel about as sticking your dick in and fucking a warm bucket of milk.

So much sexier when Dita Von Teese does the martini glass thing.

Meh...needs more urine.

Wow i just jerked off to these pics and i still havent watched the video yet .....ive got those for my wankbank!!! LOL

Better than Lindsay, that's for damn sure.

I'd fuck her. As a non-gay, I'm not really into waving my hands and snapping my fingers and issssssssueing snarky putdowns when some slut needs to be poked. I'm a real guy, and everybody knows we're not discriminating.

The burning joke was funnier when Celebslam.com posted it this morning:

http://celebslam.buzznet.com/paris-hilton-birthday-skank

It is sad she can not do something worth while in her spare time. I usually ignore any postings about Paris. She does look amazingly like a drag queen.

Dude, i don't know. A lifetime of the herp. That condom isn't gonna help either buddy. A lot of guys say "yeah, I'd fuck her no matter what. Herpes is permanent man. You carry that shit around for the rest of your life. Especially on your mouth?

Hate to be a buzzkill. Just sayin'.

WHORE

I am tired of seeing the right side of her face.

People hate on Paris but god damn she has some nice legs. I'd love to fuck her.

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Unless the herpes is in her butthole I'm not really worried. I don't want to look at her, listen to her, kiss her, or give her pleasure in any way. I just want her to dance for me and then - bam - walk funny the next morning. Funnier.

Worthless fucking whore. SHE HAS HERPES!!!!! NONE OF YOU SHOULD EVER TALK ABOUT FUCKING HER!!!
It still blows my mind that any non-desperate celeb actually considers fucking her. Even dating her. OR SHAKING HER HAND.

Ugh...

i honestly think that if i was given the opportunity to beat her face in with anything made of steel i would do it, until there was nothing but mush. and then i would do it some more.

to the person who said she has nice legs.... yeah sure, just watch out for her size huge man feet. she wears a size 10 mens shoe

She moves like a drunk horse but still,at least she's trying.

We love-love-love ending each statement with "Ugh!"

Ugh...

#43, LOLZORZ

AGREED. Those stupid fucking "Im sexy" faces she makes are worthy of a beatdown.

At the risk of Ryan's wrath, Paris looks kinda hot in these pictures. And she does have nice legs. Normally, they look sticklike, but here, they're OK. She's still the female equivalent of a douchebag, but if I was a guy, I could maybe hit that, with a full-body condom (on me). Of course, I'd rather hook up with Heidi Klum or Jessica Biel, but if Paris was the last chick on earth, maybe...

Ryan, don't try to butch up. We know.

I'd shag her rotten baby YEAH!

lame

If I never saw this dumb skank again, it would be way too soon.

Fuck all you Superficial gayboys, I'd pound this slut up the ass so hard she'd be surprised when she sees a color other than red in the toilet.

Gooooooo Paris !!!!!!!! She loooks like a sexy biatch !!!!!! luv ya xxxxxxxxxx

Great performance hehehe,people are always expecting the worst from her.But all together it's not THaT bad.She's always trying to give show and doing her best.

Ok, lets understand this: we've already seen her tits, her twat, her give a blow job, her get fucked, and eaten out. The jig is up - her being a stripper is just plain ridiculous, since we've already SEEN all she has to offer! Yes, its diseased, we all know it, but we've seen it!

Give it up Paris, its so over for you.

I hope she trips with her hands in her pockets.

Meh. Most commenters here rehearse whatever negative stuff they've said before about Paris, regardless of what the current story is. She looks pretty hot here, definitely fuckable, and I like how she keeps putting herself out there despite some massive failures. Most people are so fearful they don't even try once.

I assume they burned that chair and handed out Valtrex as everyone left?

Paris gives ugly girls around the world hope. Pretend that you are pretty long enough and people will start to by it....

I hope she never has kids.

Because if she does, they're going to be tormented by their mother's memory forever. And that's a darn shame.

Isn't time to grow up and start acting more appropriate?

WHORE

Don't forget, she also has weird knobby knees.

I think her antics are just becoming increasingly sad.

i dont get it. why is everybody so ignorant to paris hilton.she dont owe me a dam thing, or any of you for that matter.i like the entertainment she provides.i think she is hotter than fire,and am very greatful for the pictures. now its off to search for quality internet porn

Hot damn, Paris is downright fuckworthy in those pics. Whodathunk?

I just saw some footage of this spastic cunt trying to be sexy while doing this "routine" on her birthday. Nice washboard ass, bitch.

she is a babe, and her new perfile is seen at pinkmingle.com , there u can see a lot of her music MTV and hot pics.....

Whore.

She hot. Too bad all the fat bitches can't handle it.

A typical example:

"I hope she never has kids.

Because if she does, they're going to be tormented by their mother's memory forever. And that's a darn shame.

Isn't time to grow up and start acting more appropriate?"

What, and then have kids? Who will be tormented??? Make up your tiny dysfunctional mind, tard.

What's Paris gonna do when she's older? Dress like a prostitute? I can tell she has changed so much since she got out of jail just by looking at these pics. She is such a sweet innocent born again virgin, isn't she

#70 - stop plagiarizing my "Church Lady" character. Well, actually, most of you are, in one form or another. What a bunch of uptight bitches.

Let's face it. Third pic top row.
Whenever you have something like that loitering in your martini glass - it's finally time to do the dishes.

"to the person who said she has nice legs.... yeah sure, just watch out for her size huge man feet. she wears a size 10 mens shoe"

Who gives a shit about feet size? I certainly don't pay any attention to a chicks shoe size. She has great legs, and I love the actual legs of a girl, not her feet.

I don't care how many condoms I have to wear, I would love to tap that all weekend. You just know she's great in the sack. I def. know she can give a mean b.j.

Good in bed, meaning she'd just lie there looking dazed?

Ick...Nietzsche was right.

By far the worst performance I have ever seen.
Wow.

Didn't realize it was her birthday -
Happy birthday Paris !!

That's just.....nasty.

Paris, I love you.

But that didn't go so well.

Well. Ok .
Sorry.
Didn't play the video previous. (I try to avoid TMZ. I find their material too staged, written in by scabs, and let's face it in the 'wild world ' of 'wide world' just a wee bit irrelevant.)
Cliff Notes : Deep.
Binky : NP
In other words - that vid was a lot worse than I imagined.

@33 - Matt,

Well said. I concur!

I wonder if they had to schedule around her outbreaks.

My penis just ejaculated vomit. What does that mean???

@82 HuckyDucky ...I concur completely.
Inside job ?
@83 unicorn-zack How about you ? Inside job ?
They seem to be marching in the streets up here and it's so f'in cold I don't even want to go outside to get the paper.
(Not that I'm implying anything ....but feel free to 'call a friend' as they say in the industry)
Off topic - Well that Paris really is a cootie. eerr cutie.
(Still waiting for a 9/11 Tee shirt)

Means you ate pizza Lee.

Bad Pizza

Lee - where'd you go ?
(Like, ladies. I've switched to the Mitchum 'unscented'....
The Mitchum 'sport' didn't seem to be getting me anywhere in the off season)

She has a nice body, but this seems a terrible show, like a bitch! I viewed similar photos on pluscupid.com.

Anne a nice spam name. Par lay vous Anne ?
Neuf / onze job ?
Shit . Mon Francis sucks. Nuef / onze dans le maison Job ?
Cliff Notes : That should about cover it.
Binky: NP.

But then again - why am I sucking up to Anne ? Ok. It may be a bit sexist. Didn't say 'nice spam' name to HuckyDucky, UnicornZack, or Leeshak .
But where did HuckyDucky, UnicornZack, or Leeshak go ?
Cliff Notes : One suspects they are perhaps 'pansies', 'shills', 'patsies', 'victims of society' (tm), or just turning their computer off.
Binky : Whatever. Me here. They go. 9/11 was an inside job.

Paris is a crummy dancer, not very attractive, slow-witted, and rich. Only in America could someone so lacking in talent, rise so far. Honestly, I think she gives hope to every mediocre person.

A men Brian.

disappointed!

Oh #92 Brian - How's the 9/11 thing goin' on down' with the Fox Valley Remodelers ?
Inside job ? Any discussions goin' on about 'free fall collapse speed' while you're 'doin' the re-tiling' as they say in the industry. That type of thing.
Just a bit curious.

I hit your link # 94 - you're all nuts.
(Not that there's anything..)

She is just silly

Binky : #92 Brian - look. I switched to the Mitchum 'unscented' (TM) for the off season.
Do I have to quit chewing garlic before you people speak ? Or what ?
Cliff Notes : Looks like you'll have to do a lifestlye change before you get an estimate from Fox Valley Remodelers Bink.
Binky: OMG. I had plans !!

omg she looks so washed up.

This is ridicoulous.. This girl might look sexy on pictures but when it comes to dancing, she just sucks!

She looks like a skank... errrrrr... she is... heehee. i didn't bother to check out her dance moves, but i bet it was eww.

She should just stick to kissing tomboys - that is some of her best work.

Yeah she looks good in the pics, except for the hook nose, whore make-up and gnarly toes sticking out of her stockings. In person she is quite fug though. Trust.

Her body is getting better and her face is getting worse. How is that possible?

Dita Von Teese? More like Lilly Von Schtup...It's twue! It's twue! Actually, that would be an insult to Madeline Kahn... I don't mind so much that this silver spoon skank is in the public eye so much as I mind that she thinks she has any kind of talent other than an abnormal amount of peripheral vision from that wonky fucking eyeball.

Great black shoes!
Paris still a whore.

#53. nice image, thanks.

@105 That was funny! I'd write more but I'm tiwred sooo tiwred.

very stupid high "class" striper!

Seriously. All you guys out there that say you would hit it, have you ever had worn-out snatch before? It's like shoving your dick into pudding. No tightness. It's like bangin' a plastic shopping bag.

I really doubt that you guys have had a lot of tail, 'cause then you would know better. I geuss my dick cares more about what I'm fuckin' than my eyes (yeah. She LOOKS fuckable), and it would have to pass on that whore.

She looks like a lazy-eyed tranny. Who in the hell thought this would be sexy?!?!

wow--get over yourself Paris its frightening to watch you so awkwardly try to be sexy..its like watching an 800 lb. gorilla in the room. . . stick to what you know...absolutely nothing!

Seriously, how is this any different from what she does every other weekend? Or every other night for that matter? Dressing up, stealing someone else's stage to "dance" and try her hardest to look sexy, which inevitably always makes her look that much more pathetic.

I don't even think she's unattractive physically (despite being disgusting on so many other levels) but her desperate attention whoring around is so obnoxious I want her to fall of that stage and end this shit once and for all. Gooday.

Wow. Try. A. Little. Harder.

what a fucking chickenhead.

I was actually embarrassed for her

Wow, her parents and family must be so proud.

Someone please sterilize her pronto!!!!

She's a disgusting tranny.

And my washing machine has better rhythm.

She is terribly awkward. Can't dance at all and her movements are very deliberate and unnatural. When she tries to look sexy, it just looks like she is trying to hard, and it comes across as very un-sexy.

Plus the older she gets, it just comes across as very desperate and attention-seeking.

goooooo bitch !!!! you look wonderful paris as usual !!!!! luv ya biatch !!!!

Binky,

What are you talking about? What's "inside job"? And why is my HuckyDucky a spam name? That's what my little girl calls "Humpty Dumpty".

#116 yes she is a tranny, but so are the rest of the Pussycat Daves so she fit right in.

maaaaaaan... Trannies must want to raid her shoe-closet like EVERYDAY!! cute big-ass shoes! and yes she looks great! STD's aside...

good body? she has no boobs, no ass, and the only reason she shows a slight chance of having hips is because shes wearing a corset thingy that squeezes her. shes a fucking joke. lazy, stupid, and truly, disgusting

paris gives burlesque a very bad name. the martini glass thing has been done for decades (way before dita von teese and catherine d'lish) and paris looked like she was drowning. awful. burlesque is NOT your thing.

The only way this bitch could be hot, is if you lit her on fire.

She is a no talent nobody who is always trying to be a no talent somebody!
She needs a good head shrink!

As unappealing as she is, I really have to give her credit for having beautiful skin. It always looks perfect and soft! She needs to drop this act and start doing lotion commercials.

rofl

Absolutly no rhythm at all! OMG! trippers everywhere should be affended and start a sexy sexy riot! This girl cannot dance nor strip. This is not coming from a stripper, but if I had to I would shake my ass and look so much better doing it. The strippers should unite and protest this disgrace and eye-sore!

I ment to say STRIPPERS not trippers.....hehehehe

#33 Matt: speak for yourself. As a non-gay, I wouldn't go near this STD-laden, self-absorbed whore whose "sexy face" shows she has the intelligence of a particularly stupid ape. I don't think heterosexual = nondiscriminating. More like complete idiot = nondiscriminating. But good luck with the herpes, guy.

Her feet--those long toes with black polish--in those hot fuck-me boots are glorious!

Ha, Paris looks just as slutty as always. ill agree she looks ok but theres no way in hell id stick my dick up her pussy, dont wanna contract AIDS, as well as 'dumb-fuck syndrome'. Shit man, when is the fucked up cunt gonna realise that life is just about getting drunk every Saturday night and going to bed with other men. Feel sorry 4 her future children people, not her.

so much effort and still looks like S.H.I.T. Can't dance either. I bet she's frigid and fucking "dry" all the time.

HURL...BARF!

OH MY EYES MY EYES!

WHY GOD WHY!

Shit, she looks horrible.
She's gotten so fat.

...i like men now

OMG can someone please please put that girl out of her missery!!! she is such a try hard! Sooooooooooo over the Paris!

I hope no Superficial regulars read this.

I am attracted to this whore.

There, I said it.