Feb 28 2008Paris Hilton is topless, possibly constipated

FIRST to eat Paris' compacted stools!

I find it really gross when there's so much space between a woman's thighs. That's not sexy, it's emancipated. Ew.

she's like a slutty giraffe

does she have slavic roots? that bird face is very eastern european.

Holy shit, those are some naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasty legs. Nasty. Nast. E.

That is all.

Ugh, no! I do not want to think about Paris Hilton defecating, ever! No!

Sweet GOD, couldn't they have taken her out of the oven when she was DONE?! I hate to be the douche who quotes Family Guy but she has the skin texture of a decorative autumn squash.

Too skinny. Her waist is about the size of one of Frist's thighs.

So much photoshop used here.
Especially pic #9: look at her waist.
Yeah right.

Oh, and #2: Emancipated? Good try, honey, but the word you're looking for is emaciated. Close enough though (unless, of course, you know the actual definition of the two words...then you're as close as Paris' legs are to touching one another).

@2...emancipated? She's well over 18. I'm guessing you meant emaciated. That's alright, your dumb. Just learn to live with it and stop attempting to use words you can't spell.

UGH. Anorexia legs. Gross.

@ 11:

It's YOU'RE dumb, not your dumb. Stop posting and making an ass of yourself, retard.

Oh and Paris' upper thighs are gross.

@11

"your dumb"

ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

#11 - I beat you to it. Hah!

Oh, and don't call people dumb when you yourself seem to lack the intelligence to differentiate between YOUR and YOU'RE. I hate it when people do that. Sheesh.

call me crazy but I don't like chicks that have the hands the size of Shaqs. "watch me palm this watermelon, isn't that hot?"

No not at all.

@13-I was implying that #2 should OWN their dumbness, perhaps you should own YOUR doucheness.

Wouldn't care if she was shitting for a week. I'd still hit it just to say I did.

I love it when people make fun of people for being dumb, and fuck up the simplest of words.

Hilarious.

#2
Emancipate = To free from bondage, oppression, or restraint; liberate.

Emaciate = To make or become extremely thin, especially as a result of starvation.

I hope you DON'T mean emancipate. I would hate to see her thighs set free.

She's pretty/// but good god does she need to eat! She looks like shit in these pictures. Her body is -way- to skinny for her height.

The EMACIATED bitch looks like shit. She just has a weird body, Natalie Portman is just as thin but she doesn't look all lizardy skelerwhorish like this fucking trainwreck. Her giant feet and so fucking unsexy, her legs are like chicken bones, the tan is ghastly and ug that penise nose I can stan it. BTW her waist doesn't look like that at all, PHOTOSHOP much, go find candid bikini pics and you'll see that bitch has no waist definition, she's scrawny but they shaved her waist lemon wedge style, she has a boyish figure her torso goes straight down. You can even see it if you look closely, the photoshoping isn't particularly impressive. I could have done it and I don't have the geek gene. I've done photoshop for friends pictures with my crappy software and self taught skills, it's pretty easy.

#17 - Don't YOU mean YOU'RE? I'm just saying...

She's pretty, but good god does she need to eat! She looks like shit in these pictures. Her body is -way- to skinny for her height.

@ 17:

Congratulations. You've won the internet award for being a witless retard.

Please stand and take a bow as we all point and laugh at you.

I salute all self-appointed spellcheckers and grammar police. Who the hell else is going correct all of the eighteen year-olds coming out of high school with a third grade education? Communicating through the written word is quickly becoming a lost art and we will turn into a species of illiterates if we don't reverse ourselves. Keep up the great work.

A fellow wordsmith

there's so much photoshop here...why in the hell didn't she get them do downsize those gigantic things she calls feet
Oh and 13 that was freaking funny!

"Official Lifestyle Magazine of the Arizona Superbowl Host Committee" WTF?

#2 - Um...yeah, Paris isn't exactly the poster-child for women's emancipation.

Amalgamate=to combine, unite, merge, or coalesce.

Use: I would never amalgamate genitals with this odious skank.

I'm sorry,
I know that a lot of people think skinny is really hot but DAMN IT.
Those legs are so fucking freaky, ew. Eat a damn Sammich girl.

I did use the wrong word. I was so excited to be first that I typed too fast and used the wrong word. And then I wasn't even first. Awesome!

But you know what I was getting at... too skinny... ugly... legs are gross. Add in something about an STD and you get my general comment.

She can make poopy on my face any day.

WOOHOO!!! I never thought I would be important enough to have a troll...weird how the person found my husband's myspace page though. That's kind of creepy...

Not impressed with these comments. You don't like her look because she's international, and you're extremely parochial. It's easy to predict your comments for every story. The world is a big place. You should get your heads out of your asses and travel a little bit. Maybe then you'd have something new to say.

I wish someone would find my husband's car keys . . . . . .

@34 Meh, Welcome to the club.. If you take good care of your troll, you will get many years of enjoyment from them..

Waiting, I am lieing, They suck!!

Someone needs to pour some anti-freeze in her twat. Kill that man eating monster once and for all.

tyra banks had a show once about being in swimsuit photoshoots....she was giving advice, telling women to put their knees together like Paris is in the photo to make a space between their thighs - and look skinner.

paris probably saw that. ew.

#35 - And you're what? International? As in Third World? Because that's what I'm led to believe after your witty and insightful comment. And I don't like her look because I have TASTE. Pure and simple. Oh, and the world IS a big place. Too big to really waste time on someone like Paris Hilton, which - admittedly - we're all doing. Including you, sir. STFU.

Posing topless with a leather jacket covering your tits doesn't really work when you're only famous for sucking dick on camera.

#35

Do you mean "international" as in "being known worldwide for blowing random men in every Hilton owned hotel/motel domestically and abroad"?

she's trying not to emancipate the kinkajou she stuffed up her vag.

Lord her legs look fake n' bake

@35 Zane, You stupid bitch. I have been all over the world and a twat is a twat no matter what part of the world you are in..

Zane. Yep, I've done a bit of traveling. I remember those ugly ass pink and yellow seat covers Europeans would put in thier cars. Don't get me started on the smell of kimshee(sic) and rotting fish in Korea. Hey, you're right! Gaudy fabric? Rotting fish? Paris sure is international alright! You have corrected us all, my friend.

damn that cicruit city ad is intrusive. keeps becoming giant and taking over half the page and wont close even when i click the "close" button. it just takes me to their. i tired refreshing 5 times but that same ad keeps coming. makes the site unusable and if happens one more time wont be coming back.so take that. haha

Hey #2 - Give it a rest Chica! You don't find it gross (it's NOT)! Your jealousy from the obvious rolls of fat or crust between your thighs have you blind to what is hot!

#35-
I don't like her because she's a talentless media whore who is mentally about as deep as a kiddie pool (complete with a 2 year old's floater) and thinks she is the second coming of Christ. Her look is wonky eyed, spray painted and photo shopped. And quite honestly if she is "international", I would, on behalf of the US, like to apologize to the rest of the world.

She looks like someone with blue antifreeze on their dick, beat her repeatedly about the face. Was that you Fishy? Did you give yourself a b-day present to remember?

They couldn't have photoshopped her skin?
Especially her legs.
So splotchy.
Ewww.

Emancipated.
Thats so sad.

And - wow! #11 IS a retard! I was typing slowly so that he may understand!

Why does she keep turning her knees in like that? Fucking freak.

eww spray tan. she's or-to-the-ange. gross

Um...Paris. Your jacket is about 3 sizes too small--give it back to Hayden now Bitch!

lmao@all the touchy Americants. Sorry, I forgot that you're all very savvy about world culture. Just like your president.

Quick, find Iraq on a globe.

...oops, time's up. Better not to look, anyway. You don't want to upset yourselves. Here's some Oprah to make you feel better ("The key is learning to love yourself").

#2: Agreed, giant space between thighs = skinny distgusting legs.....and might I add horrific looking knees.

@50 Cowgirl, I thought it was a Smurf that came on her face..

Oh those KNEES!!!!!

What is her purpose in life again?

I swear to God, I don't get it.....

.

I'd hit it.

Gee Zane. I know where Iraq is too. Just follow the foul smell of the unwashed and unshaven. When you get there, a vast, dry desert. Paris again! Damn Zane, you're good! You definitely should comment more! You've gotta stop, son. I'm rollin' on the floor here!

She's too skinny!

She's too fat!

Her eyes are too wide apart!

Her eyes are too close together!

Her nose is too big!

Her nose is tiny!

...blah blah blah

...on and on.

(boring)

We should start calling him "Zaney Zane" : )

I'm a big Paris fan and would fuck her without hesitation, but she looks bad in these pictures.

Cap'n Pickles your next funny comment will be your first.

*Sniff sniff* Anyone else catching a whiff of someone from one of the "Them" countries? Ahh, it's #56. We already found Iraq on the map. You are lucky we haven't yet found your nation of surrender monkeys on the map.

coked out praying mantis dressed in chanel. priceless.

Quite the airbrushing

I'm a proud American, pickin' and grinnin' and puttin' my car up on blocks on the front lawn, and I sure as hell aint gonna vote for a guy whose middle name is Hussein (are you fucking kidding me? have we lost our minds? I'd rather vote for Monica Lewinsky). But...I'm a high school teacher, and I have to admit that the "map" thing really pisses me off. Here's what National Geographic found:

WHERE IN THE WORLD
Among 18- to 24-year-old Americans given maps:
87 percent cannot find Iraq
83 percent cannot find Afghanistan
76 percent cannot find Saudi Arabia
70 percent cannot find New Jersey
49 percent cannot find New York
11 percent cannot find the United States

After that came out, I've tested my 12th grade students at the beginning of every year, and their results are better for locations in the U.S., but absolutely horrible for just about any place else smaller than a continent. It's pretty sad.

Typical anti-American rant there Zane. You left out how fat we are.
You also failed to mention why you watch our movies, import our goods, visit our websites and wear our clothes. Die in a fire. Fag.

@62 Cap'n Pickles, Are you telling us how to get to Iraq or Zane's snatch??

This is the funny thing about 66. I know I'm getting drawn into it, and should probably ignore him. I just can't. assholes like him get on our sites to vent thier self hatred. The fact of the matter is, Zane probably lives in the U.S., or some european country. I'm geussing he's middle eastern. Just geussing. He is one of those guys that talk a lot of shit, but when it's time for some dying to be done, runs like a little pussy.

Zane? Yeah, I'm American. Do I agree with our invasion of Iraq? No. You obviously think all americans are alike. I don't think all Iraquis are the same. I think that's the difference. The tolerance. If you truly cared about Iraq, Zane, you would get over there and help. That is, if you have the balls, which I don't think you do. Maybe you could then stop typing like a little bitch.

jesus, are you french #56? you are arrogant, you take yourself too seriously, and have no sense of humor.

there are a lot of educated americans. it's not our fault that the only thing that gets portrayed to the rest of the world is pretentious celebrity bullshit. and believe us, we are just as embarrassed by our dumbass president as the next country.

just chill the fuck out, fix your beret, and have another baguette.....

I don't even have to try - check out the accusations of me being "French"!!! Based on what? That's the first thing you notice about Americans. People from other countries tend to be a little reserved, a little careful, slow to reveal opinions, until they have some idea of who they're dealing with. Americans, though...mention one tiny political fact, and out spews their entire (small)world view. Never have so many people looked at so much available information and made their minds up based on...nothing.

(psssst...hey, I heard that Barack Obama is trying to hide the fact that he was raised a radical muslim...I mean, just look at his name, that' s all you need to know...pass it on...)

"If you truly cared about Iraq, Zane, you would get over there and help."

If you posted that from a computer in a hospital tent, or makeshift school room, in Iraq, then fine, point taken. Otherwise, how do you have the gall to say that yourself? Do you refuse to pay American taxes? No? Then you've help to pay for the destruction. Stop paying taxes, go over to Iraq, and try to get the American soldiers to stop terrorizing the innocent civilians. If you care.

So she lived off slim fast before she took the pics. She looks under weight and my only satisfaction is she will de very despressed when she turns 30 ha!

definitely french......you are the asshole that you are talking about. assuming that all americans have a small world view and that we're all uneducated yankee fucking doodle all the time. please. think about how you view us before you get onto us for viewing others that way. you are just as bad as you claim we are. but thank you for the statue of liberty.

Next time people vote Democrat!

"People from other countries tend to be a little reserved, a little careful, slow to reveal opinions, until they have some idea of who they're dealing with."

Wasn't that Chamberlain's policy towards the Nazis? That worked out well for Europe didn't it?

Looking at her thighs, she probably has AIDS.

Nice pictures great girl ;)

Exactly what in the fuck is a political "fact"? Seriously. For such a fucking arrogant windbag, you really are stupid. It's political "opinion". Jeesh. Dumn fucker.

Am I jumping on you? Damn straight, Corky.

Zane, seriously. You do realize that you're commenting on THE SUPERFICIAL, right? You've pretty much shown that you embody everything you show disdain for by being on here in the first place. If you're such hot shit, why not put it to good use, hmmmm? Or is it that all the edjumacated people in the country you hail from don't want to play with a witless little wank like you?

HER CHEST IS CONCAVE. gain some weight, girl!

She is toe up.

Love your mustard: )

"Wasn't that Chamberlain's policy towards the Nazis? That worked out well for Europe didn't it?"

Yes, it's fortunate that the great historical scholar and leader George Bush learned from that mistake and made such a brilliant decision to conduct a unilateral invasion instead.

It's such a shame that there's more to history than WWII. You'd be able to stand so tall otherwise.

EMANCIPATED legs are fucking sexy... like when Abraham Lincoln emancipated all those legs during the Civil War era... sooo hot.

Photoshop is also way sexy - it creates the illusion that her legs are totally emancipated. And I like that kind of thing.

Alright I'm done with emancipating legs, I have a headache that only booze can cure

Oh, and, Zane? At this point, I'd really like to know which country you are from? Because something tells me it's not a country following the ridiculous demands you set up in #76. And something else tells me that you yourself aren't about to fall in line with what you're asking Americans to do.

Keep digging yourself deeper. It must be nice to know just enough information about a subject that you can just keep talking out your ass about it.

I don't understand the problem with you people and water. a shower can be your best friend. Soap is so refreshing! You might even get laid, so you can stop coming on this site and being such a tool : )

i don't think frenchie's noticed that nobody is calling g.w. dumbass great or even defending him. the majority of america does not support this war. but we do support the soldiers over there. and there is a big damn difference.

hey comment 2 its emaciated.

#92 - You nailed it on the head. You don't have to support the war to support our troops. I hate to refer to Zane as "Frenchie" because I know plenty of educated, well-kept French people who aren't douches (let's face it, every nationality has douches) - but I'm sure that when his country (whatever it may be) goes to war, he doesn't always agree with it...though I doubt he's picketing against his troops...

Check that. He seems to be that special kind of moron who probably does just that. Douche.

"i don't think frenchie's noticed that nobody is calling g.w. dumbass great or even defending him. the majority of america does not support this war."

Too bad you don't live in a democracy.

Too tanned, too photo shopped, too gross.
Slightly better than Hohan's Monroe spread though.

wow spazz, way to be proud of your country's exports..my country's top exports are extacy and cheese... beat that!!

@88 I would be able to stand taller? Are you talking about the couple decades prior to WWII when Europe nearly destroyed itself? I'm pretty ok with the good work we did there as well.

Actually Zane, fess up. You're American yourself. You are just still basking in that glow from your semester abroad right?

This skinny legged creature has lost some weight.She's probably on a diet of liquid food,a dose of 25 millilitre a day.

Zane - What a zinger! You're right. We live in a Republic. Thank you for continuing to dodge the rest of the questions and assaults coming your way. Good one.

This skinny legged creature has lost some weight.She's probably on a diet of liquid food,a dose of 25 millilitre a day.

Zane...shut the fuck up. Not everyone spews their political views at the drop of a hat. I think that's what you did. Hypocrite much? I think so.

i think it's great he hasn't had the balls to tell us what country he is from because then he will really get reamed. but of course, he has no problem being a butthole about our country. oh, and thank you france for the:
BICYCLE
GUILLOTINE
GYROSCOPE
MAYONNAISE
SEWING MACHINE

i love crepes!

#98 - yes, and how about the War of 1812? That went well for you guys, also. Granada was pretty impressive.

Vietnam...not so much. Why'd you decide to repeat it, anyway?

Zane...shut the fuck up. Not everyone spews their political views at the drop of a hat. I think that's what you did. Hypocrite much? I think so.

birdface is eastern european? ok then, hampster ass pig nose is american. hey- fair is fair. the average size 14 has more to worry about than a birdface.

Zane is not French. He is a TOOL. Say good-nite Zane.

"Thank you for continuing to dodge the rest of the questions and assaults coming your way."

Sorry, I've seen some video clips of your candidates "debating" so that the voters can make an informed choice, and I guess I've picked up their habits. Wonderful leaders, all of them.

She starts to look like that other creepy creature,Nicole Ritchie?

gross. way too skinny.

baiser de et vous mourir le bâtard français d'âne

quit pickin on zane, while he may indeed be an arrogant ass who somehow managed to turn posts about paris hilton into a pathetic political debate HE"S RIGHT!! get over it.

@104 Vietnam was previoulsy a French colony, and the French screwed that up first. 1812, yes the very young United States took a lot of raps to the head on that one, but eventually prevailed. Next? PS, the beaches of Grenada are pretty nice.

Seriously dude, how was that semester in Europe? Did you go to the Bulldog when you visited Amsterdam? What about Paris, did you check out Morrison's grave? Kick ass brah!

the new model for the concentration camps "look at me ya'll, it's not so bad"

OKAY ppl, her legs are NOT that skinny. Can you not see all the photoshop-badness?? And all yall saying she's too skinny - are obviously just jealous.

he's right about what exactly? i think he has surrendered, told you he was french!

There's no way she's good in bed.

One word describes Paris in all her... "glory."

Skank.

'Not impressed with these comments'.
Zane - February 28, 2008 4:45 PM
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and we care because.......?

Either the screen on my computer is fucked up, or her skin tone is really.... messed.

From Paris to politics, you gotta love this site! Who has the crepes?

zane has the crepes... but i wouldn't ask right now...it's nice with his self-pretentious ass gone....i'll go make some

self righteous or pretentious?

tshh...bluebloods aren't even capable of that skintone. photoshopped and sprayed, trimmed down, lengthened neck, arms and legs. skin is refinished obviously. cmon you have all seen the photoshop youtube vids.

paris is orange like a cooked chicken. Skank whore.

Poor Paris, all that photshop and still a dumb whore....

Is she really back to being so SKINNY?!
That looks painful.

Why can't American school children find Iraq ON a map?

Because the US Armed Forces wiped it OFF the map.

Thank you to all of our hard working troops to make Zane look like a moron.

Paris Hilton is so rich. But she is dissolute, still hunting young sexy men on BillionaireFriends.com.

Paris Hilton? Bad girl? I saw her profile with sexy photos on BillionaireFriends.com, where celebrities and wealthy singles hook up. She feels lonely, doesn't she? Is she looking for a serious relationship or just for fun?

man, she seems like such an idiot.

like her style in these pics but her legs look way too anorexic

she is hot .good job.she rocked it.

I'm no Paris-fan (who is?) but I gotta admit, her body is awesome! I would much rather look at a thin, model-esque body than the cellulite-covered asses of JLHewitt and Britney.

I guess someone has to compete with Lilo's New York mag cover...

Absolutely ugly -- in every sense of the word. This is one gross female.

#4...As someone who has Slavic blood, I find that extremely offensive. I do not look anything like that, and neither do any of my friends with Slavic roots. Paris is 100% Nordic and ugly, tyvm!

correct me if I'm wrong, but is her right labia poking out just a bit on the 4th picture??

This is honestly, the worst Photoshop job I've ever seen. Her body isn't even proportionate, much less human.

Fuck T-Mobile! Their customer service is shitty. Trying to buy a fixed number of minutes leads to a Kafkaesque journey through an automated response system and speaking to multiple people using a distorted audio system because the customer service agents can't simply quote a per minute price. Fucking assholes!

Now I hear the missus having a difficult time trying to do a simple transaction.

This is addition to T-Mobile's other horseshit.

Look at those hooves! :O

uhhhhhhh idk if you with the negative comments are jealous or blind or just love to hate on bodes you wish you had because shes not too thin shes pretty much perfect in these pictures and i dont even like her in saying it cause its the truth
flat perfect stomach..long legs that arent even anorexic looking what the hell are you people talking about theres a curve to them ..you guys are crazy.... not comin back to this link to see any replies fyi

My sister told me she met her new bf through Richsoulmate.co m. Is that true? I think everyone would like to see what their profiles look like.

"Why can't American school children find Iraq ON a map?

Because the US Armed Forces wiped it OFF the map.

Thank you to all of our hard working troops to make Zane look like a moron."

Really? It's off the map? What about a few days ago, when two more U.S. soldiers were killed in Iraq, bringing the total casualties to almost 4000? I don't know about American school children, but I bet about 4000 sets of parents believe that Iraq is still on the map. Probably about 5 times that many if you count the limbless ones too. For a country that was wiped OFF the map, it's doing remarkably well in picking off U.S. soldiers. Maybe you could ask those parents what the return address was on the coffins, and whether they could locate it on a world map.

These are the most photoshopped pictures ever! She looks nothing like that!

@32 "I was so excited to be first that I typed too fast and used the wrong word."

SO EXCITED?!! Uh, get a hobby honey. Anybody who gets excited over typing a comment on a third rate celebrity gossip site needs to get out more.

Egads, that's one of the worst photoshop jobs ever. I hope bad photoshop is why her limbs look so emaciated, she doesn't look this bad in pap photos.

shes fake and so are these photos. you can tell her stomach is obviously photoshopped. when has she ever had curves?

Does anyone else think it looks like she's wearing a diaper in the cover photo?

Also, how is Paris international? Because she travels internationally? If so, then I'm just as international as she is.

Whatever, at least this bitch looks better than Lindsay. She actually has hips and even skin pigmentation.

Hum, hey all you girls looking at this, no man worth your while finds this sexy or attractive. Emancipated is right. Don't go making yourself all skinny and gross like this one. Not nice at all!

ps hey #70, I hope you as a school teacher are also teaching your kids your intolerance of other people and religions with the comment about who you would vote for based on a last name. And your a teacher? Shame on you.

Give it up Paris.

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www.BehindtheApprovalMatrix.com

#153

#70 is too dumb to qualify for a white-collar higher paying job. Why do you think American kids are dumber than kids in many other countries? Because they are taught by people like him.

I think the main reason Paris looks gross is simply because the rottening of her vagina has now spread to the rest of her body.

she z a nice and kind hearted girl, we saw her nice and hot pics at PinkMingle.com , and she has been so pop at that place!

#113 totally owned this post.

#113 not only owned this post, but the entire message board as well.

Did anyone notice how LARGE her feet are? What is up with that- ew nasty.

If that really was her body and not some photoshopped BS than I'd say she has the best body ever.... but it's not real. Those photoshop people really did make her look amazing in these photos

Silly activist Zane. Somebody amalgamate or emancipate Zane.

Thanks for erasing tribal borders and creating bogus "countries" for your empire, silly. That's working out great.

We're almost done fixing that but not quite.

see how she goes from puke white in #2 to to incredibly tan in all the rest?

airbrush.

I agree her legs are a little weird looking, but I actually think she looks ok. The best we've seen her in a while. Of course computer retouching will do that for you. She needs to eat something.

zsa

I met Paris at the Playboy Mansion and I have to say that she really is stunning in person.. flawless face and body.. stop hatin'

She reminds me so much of Nicole Kidman's character in 'To Die For'. Like Susanne Stone, Paris is the only one who didn't get the memo that she's an absolute nobody.

God, she's a disgusting whore. Any man who would be with her skanky ass, especially after the Valtrex and everything, is a man I would stay two continents away from.

Paris is looking very thin. I hope she starts eating more.

#143

Sweetie, if you eat something then you will be able to actually write something that others can read. You really don't have to collect all "."s together. It's okay if each is by itself, as long as it is in the right place.

And yeah, I figured you wouldn't be able to comprehend any reply. But I can only hope that your comment serves as a warning to other anorexics of what not eating can do.

she is so fuckable...

#161 - "tribal borders"

Ahhh...American racism at its finest. It's all tribal warfare when they're darkies, huh?

Nice job fixing that, by the way. We never would have thought of plunging sovereign countries into civil war as a means of "fixing" anything. Now all you have to fix is your system for rewarding military duty with shoddy medical care when they return home. Maybe you want to do that first, before being so glib about "almost done fixing." For example...

"The Army has come under scrutiny following the death of Sgt. Gerald Cassidy, a member of the Indiana National Guard. Cassidy, who was in a transition unit, was found dead in his room at Fort Knox on Sept. 21, about 15 months after he was wounded by a roadside bomb in Iraq. Following the blast, Cassidy had suffered from chronic excruciating headaches, which worsened over time and were never satisfactorily diagnosed or treated.
An autopsy later determined he had been dead for hours and might have been unconscious for days before he was found alone. The Army Criminal Investigation Command determined the death was accidental and caused by toxicity from multiple drugs prescribed by medical staff, including citalopram, hydromorphine, morphine, oxycodone, and methadone."

Thirty-one years old, wife, 2 young kids. Happy family prior to his deployment. Doped up and left to die alone in his room at the army base after he got home. Honestly, you people have no shame.

I personally think it's petty to go after someone for spelling errors. Everyone makes them sometimes. I'm sure even the editor of the OED does. Why not just pay attention to what someone SAYS rather than whether or not their spelling, grammar etc. is correct. As to this photo series, who could know what she really looks like based on them? They've been photoshopped to the nth degree. She has based her fame on one thing and one thing only. Porn. And she's going to get old. She already is. Kinda hard to keep selling it then. Notice she wasn't at the Oscars? No invite. She chose to leave town rather than deal with the humiliation of going to whatever pathetic after party would have her when everyone knew she wasn't at the main event. Think any major brand would EVER hire her? Can you imagine, say, Dior or Todds hiring her for a campaign? She's poison to those brands. Why? Because of what she is. A porn star. Period. She's never accomplished anything else. Notice she's never in Paris during Fashion Week? Why? No one of any repute will even let her IN to their shows let alone front row! She's quickly becoming marginalized. The next Jenna Jameson post porn. That's Paris. And I can't think of a more deserving person for it to happen to.

fuck america and fuck paris lol. burn the country with this maggot. its coming soon bitches, u are all going to be dead :)

Her legs look really really photoshopped weird :s (where the underwear meets skin, it looks very redone...)

Yeah sure its photoshopped but what pic in a mag insnt

I still think she looks hot and I bet 90% of you commenting on how bad she looks, dont look anywhere near as hot as she is

I'm sorry...I know she's a dumb whore, but she's hot...period.

Zane. Nobody said anything derogatory about tribes, except you by implication. Are there no tribes in Pakistan and Iraq and Afghanistan and all of Africa? Tribal Councils? What's the matter with tribes?

American racism? You're joking, right? Who are the ones who thought certain types of people needed "civilization" brought to them in the first place? It wasn't us. So I won't concede the point.

Your elitism is showing. Your arguments are primarily polemical.

And all bureacracies have inherent failings, including that of the US Army. Hence the CID investigation.

I think bitch (#171) has a point. America is burning and we're all too fuckin' stupid to see it. Stagnation is setting in, we have a prison where we torture people, we're giving up rights to keep our "freedom", we're invading other countries (Iraq, Afganistan) because of 9/11, yet almost all of the 9/11 hijackers were from Saudi Arabia. Why didn't we attack Saudi Arabia after 9/11? Would it have ruined all the photo ops of President Bush and his father with the Saudi leaders? The dollar is worthless, inflation is rising, gas prices are setting new record highs by the day, the richest 3% have over 50% of the wealth... Rome is burning. Oh, and Paris is a disgusting worthless piece of anorexic shit. Happy Birthday Fish. I hope you and Hayden did the wild thing tonight.

She looks like she's been spending too much time in a tanning bed. Her legs look like crispy fried chicken.

Totally gross.

And I love the phrase skelewhore; fits her perfectly.

She looks like she's been spending too much time in a tanning bed. Her legs look like crispy fried chicken.

Totally gross.

And I love the phrase skelewhore; fits her perfectly.

Huckyducky,
I think we agree on certain issues, but you appear to have an IQ of 170 while the second highest IQ on this site is 96. I have an IQ of 94 so I can outwit the majority of these celebrity worshipers. I'm kidding, I have an IQ of 91, but that isn't really germane. You seem smarter than shit (if you pardon the analogy).

I like Zane. He's intelligent. The rest of you fighting with him, however, are not. I'm not sure his opinions are mine, but he sure does know what he's talking about.

So. Thanks Zane. For saying something intelligent on the world's dumbest website.

You guys! This is the future! This is salvation! Now the troops can come back home because of Paris in her comoflague skin. All she needs to do is sneak up there and open her scrawny legs and demons will shoot out from her hell-twat.

Skank.

EXCUSE THE CAPS LOCK 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHATS GOING ON WITH THE DIGITAL EDITING (PHOTOSHOPPING) IN THESE PICTURES?

AIRBRUSHING, BUT IS THERE SOME PLANE DISTORTING AROUND THE BREIF?

a_one@outgun.com

eat BITCH, EAT

(and not dick jizz)

FIRSSSSSSSSSST bitches!

K #138, you're right, it is poking out but I'm sure it was purely accidental :)
What a freaking whore.

Paris lost the hotness when she caught herpes. Some bird brained girls like her are extra hot because they're uninhibited. But once they're diseased it's over. I read today that 1/4 of American chicks and 1/8 of men have the herps. *barf*

PS: Wear a jimmy and you diseased bags stick to other disease bags don't infect the normal population with your incurable sores!

She looks like Otzi The Iceman

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%96tzi_the_Iceman

Ted,

There are other smart people here. A minimum requirement is the abiltity to navigate to a website. Most of the regulars are smart, you can tell by their back-and-forth. And Zane also, though we are diametrically opposed politically. He always backs up his diatribe and indictments with something factual. That's different than the "I hate Ann Coulter TOO" crowd, which are probably 20 somethings who haven't strayed too far off campus in the past several years. I suspect Zane is "good people" that wants good even if he likes to bash Americans and believes we are stupid, evil, or both. Go check out the postings on the Sun and you'll see Zane has countrymen (if he's British) that are also on the other side of the fence.

But back to my earlier point, tribal governance WORKED fine and it STILL WORKS fine in many of the areas in question. People's values are different in those areas, and they don't need McDonald's, Wal-Mart, or a consumer-driven economy. Only if they start cutting off people's hands (Sierra Leone) or gang-raping women (Pakistan) do I want them those tribes "fucked with" a little bit. Call me crazy.

Other than that, me likey posty funny website and I'm more addicted to celebrity gossip than my wife and the "stupid" shows she watches on E!. It's only a guilty pleasure if you feel guilty.

yogagirl smart. And insightful.

yuk, she looks like a fricken anorexic or a starving Ethopian. And she thinks she looks all hot; psssht.

Dang you could see the sun rise and set between her legs. We used to make fun of girls like that. Ha. It could be her knees are together cause shes knocked knee-d. LOL.

clever....."skelewhore"

now im going to have night terrors.

I found her on a celebrity and millionaire dating site called myrichmatch.com or something. I forget the screename. I will check it out for you guys and come out with the truth soon.

Paris looks gr8.
And hey people.
Whenever I bail...
This site seems a bit more- you know-..
superficial...
Public at LARGE : Say Bink - it turns out the 'hijackers' - as they say in the industry - had booked and paid for many connecting flights. Including a few in Africa.
Binky : WTF ? And your point is ?
Cliff Notes : 9/11 was an inside job.
Binky : Well. Ok. You got me.

someone please get this hooker a double cheeseburger...for as much money as she has she needs to buy something to eat...she looks like a damn heron.

Right On #195.
Or else explain to her 9/11 was an Inside job !!
(Any comments #195?)

I can't be bothered to read all these comments but Zane sounds like a Brit to me. The English have become so disdainful of Americans the last few years, and yet I've been to the UK 4 times and I find the English are getting more and more trashy. And what a stupid remark:

Vietnam...not so much. Why'd you decide to repeat it, anyway?

It was NOT our decision to make; it was our crappy president's decision. Are you so ignorant of our polical system that you think we took a vote?

And Zane, this is not a sophisticated site by a long shot. Why are you spending so much time here? Your contention that we don't like Paris because she's international is laughable. It's not her so-called international ways that bother people; it's the fact that so many interviews with her reveal her to be stupid, shallow, vain and a liar.

I'm just sad that whatever people like Zane say or think, the world will still be run by The United States in pretty much every way possible for a looong time.. Politically, economically, especially economically. You guys just seem to outnumber and outconsume us all. And I'm not talking about Americans as a homogenic group of ignorant people (of course I know you're not), I'm talking about your leaders and your ways of living.

It amazes me how people can be so appauled over the way things are handled in Russia, with the election and all. Pretty much same thing has happened in the US but with much more competent and believable people doing it and a lot of political "airbrushing", I might say.. I wish the election would've went differently back in 2000. I bet a lot of things would be different these days. Perhaps your nation wouldn't have needed to go into war for oil so much.

In Europe people have really ignorant views of Americans. Your political views, eating habits, wars knowledge etc.. are a laughing stock to a lot of people. And it's dumb as hell, people think that George W. Bush embodies the average American person. And sadly, you have just as ignorant views about European people.

Oh, I'm from Finland, as they say, one of the most "American" countries in the world. Make fun of me and my english, please.

Inside job ?
# 197. We know 'you can't be bothered'
as they say in the industry.
But - welcome . Seriously !!

Tess . Welcome.
Inside job ?

"wars", "knowledge" that is, not "wars knowledge". Boohoo, I suck. :(

"Inside job ?" Huh?

The awkward poses are from her trying to
hide the HUGE GAP between her legs.
the bottom piece can't even cover the whole thing in pic#4.

#201 "Inside job?" huh?
No prob-lemo. You must be American. Tess.
Can you explaino - 'free fall collapse speedo'
Tess ?
Are you new ?

#202.
Inside jobbo ?
Commento ?

Pubgl;ic (sp?) at LARGE : Well Binky. I think it's gr8 that you feebly tried to reach out to those literates in the internet community
Did you did meet with 'Tess' and 'ykk' ? And reach out ?
Binky: I don't really give a shit about 'Tess' and 'ykk'. 9/11 was an inside job.
GenerationWTF : Say Binkman. Good point !
Cliff Notes : Gen. Wait your turn.

Ja mitakohan ihmeellista taas tuossa kuvassa on? Kasi peittaa kriittiset alueet joten mitaan ei nay...aika ihme tyyppeja te jenkit olette....

Ja mitakohan ihmeellista taas tuossa kuvassa on? Kasi peittaa kriittiset alueet joten mitaan ei nay...aika ihme tyyppeja te jenkit olette....

@4
Slavic bird face? I think you meant Eastern European Heb. She's neither.

I had a bit of Suomineito on my sushi last week.
It was ok. But after a while I began a' thinkin'
Wasabi about 9/11 ?
Any comments 206-207 ?

How about you Sam ?

Suomineito, sanopa muuta. Tosin nämä kommentit ovat kyllä lähinnä tästä politiikka-aiheesta :) eniten tässä kai kiinnostaa se ja Parisin dissaaminen.

I used to complain about being banned from Huffington Post in the old daze.
It turns out this 'Larisa Alexandrovna' is also banned for stories like this.
And she's one of their regular bloggers....
Thank God for the lefty sites !!
America - Fuck-ya !....etc...

#211 Tess - Inside job ?

I heard that Paris she on that website www.skankyskelewhoresrus.com where she meet lots of other fine rich people who love her rong time.

I baffle by Zane and his crazy rants. He sound to me like man who visit school playground and tell small children they stupid when they not able argue about Kafka and Sartre. He probably on that other site for millionaires, www.bloodybonkers.com where he lock in cell wi only red wobbly typeface.

Wow what for pictures :-D

Some of the underwear she's sporting in those pics is from H&M, goes well with her cheap skankyness.

Im pretty sure that first shot was done BETTER by Britney like 10years ago! Paris is a Britney wannabe.. how sad

http://www.abstracthiphop.com/hip-hop-honeys/britney_spears_leather_jacket.jpg

"And all bureacracies have inherent failings, including that of the US Army. Hence the CID investigation."

Amazingly glib. The lower standard of care delivered by the U.S. military medical system is a direct result of Americans refusing to pay high enough taxes to pay for better care. The "war against our will" continues because Americans are so apathetic that they can't be bothered to vote out of office whoever fails to change the course in Iraq. The buck stops with American citizens, as in any democracy. In terms of citizenship, you're as lazy and irresponsible as these celebrities you're obsessed with.

Oh, btw -someone wrote that she didn´t look slavic but 100% nordicand gross.

I´m not all too pleased with that, gross -absolutely, but nordic. Nay, don´t think so. I´m a scandinavian, and I don´t look like that, and my friends neither ;o) (And I´m sooo thankfull for that!)

She´s way to thin, and her tan? wow... I didn´t knew that orange was "in"

Dande

I've been trying not to write for hours but the gap? and the fake tan? Slags United? Droopy Eye Conglomerate? Fuck Me? Seriously?

"And all bureacracies have inherent failings, including that of the US Army. Hence the CID investigation."

Amazingly glib.

Holy shit. Zane's not French (I like the French), he's fucking Tom Cruise....

once again, Paris thinks she's fuckin sexy as hell. wrong!

She should eat a sandwich.

I think I threw up in my mouth a little. She looks like a greasy slimy crack whore.

Zane,

Glib? I'm not going to pretend that you can be reasoned with. We have enough amputees asking their commanders that they be allowed to return to Iraq, heroes like Marine Spanky Gibson, to tell me the system is not completely broken.

Responding to your "glib" charge, yes, the Army fucks up regularly. As does FEMA, Homeland Security, you name it. Those bureacracies, despite being run by people, cannot be imbued with the compassion of the people that run them. They're rigid and rule-bound. And travesties occur.

If I was lazy, you wouldn't have the cakewalk that you've had on this board so far. You sound as if you are educated beyond your level of intelligence. That's possible, you know.

1900
Iraq doesn't exist. Since the sixteenth century the area that will later become Iraq has formed part of the Turkish-based Ottoman Empire. The Empire's rule is based in the cities; the countryside remains dominated by rural tribal groups, some of them nomadic.

1912
Turkish Petroleum Company formed by British, Dutch and German interests acquires concessions to prospect for oil in the Ottoman provinces of Baghdad and Mosul (both later part of Iraq).

1914-18
Turkey sides with Germany in the First World War. To protect its strategic interests and potential oil fields, Britain occupies Basra in November 1914, eventually capturing Baghdad in 1917. By the end of the war, most of the provinces of Iraq are occupied by British forces although some areas remain "unpacified". Colonial direct rule is established in "British Mesopotamia", with the top levels of the administration in British hands.

1919
Throughout 1919 and 1920 there are constant risings in northern Iraq, with British military officers and officials being killed. The different tribes in this area share a common Kurdish language and culture, but at this stage there is little demand for a separate Kurdish nation state. The issue is rather resistance to any external state authority.

The RAF bomb Kurdish areas. Wing-Commander Arthur Harris (later known as "Bomber Harris" for his role in the destruction of Dresden in World War Two) boasts: "The Arab and the Kurd now know what real bombing means in casualties and damage. Within 45 minutes a full-size village can be practically wiped out and a third of its inhabitants killed or injured".

Colonel Gerald Leachman, a leading British officer declares that the only way to deal with the tribes is "wholesale slaughter". The RAF Middle Eastern Command request chemical weapons to use "against recalcitrant Arabs as (an) experiment". Winston Churchill, Secretary of State for War comments "I am strongly in favour of using poisonous gas against uncivilised tribes.. It is not necessary only to use the most deadly gases: gases can be used which cause great inconvenience and would spread a lively terror and yet would leave no serious permanent effects of most of those affected". Others argue that the suggested gas would in fact "kill children and sickly persons" and permanently damage eyesight. At this stage, technical problems prevent the use of gas, but later it is deployed.

And that's just 20 years.

Notice the part about "ruled by tribes" and "wholesale slaughter", Zane, and then continue to try to dodge responsibility. That's real laziness.

Has the National Audoban Society approved these photo's?

Holy Cow, did Churchill say "uncivilised tribes"? Who's the racist now?

Wow, rarely do you get to see the Hook Nosed Retarded Stork in it's natural habitat.

#140, 141 Madman. I'm with you, T-Mobile Sucks!!! Try Sprint/Nextel, all they do is make you change your password unnecessarily at times and then ask for a pin number when you call them or they won't access your account, even though you don't ever remember creating a pin number and therefore have NO idea what it could be, keep you on hold and transfer you to different departments all because some 3rd party company randomly started sending you jokes of the day by text and start charging you 1.99 a month for the annoying shit.

That was 3 hours I'll never get back...

@218

Your (seemingly) endless diatribe against the United States, its citizens, government, et al is tiresome.

Did it occur to you that the this is a celebrity bashing website?

Your opinion about the United States and all of its ills are of supreme indifference to me.

Would you kindly shut the fuck up?

Thanks.

I had that once. She's a lazy lay.

Why do you even care? I know there are uglier people than Paris. Maybe she isn't one of the smartest people on the world and her legs are way too thin and she looks like a skeleton. There are other females who have the same body as Paris. Why don't you make fun of them? Stupid people. GET A LIFE.

Echoing common sentiments: Yucky Legs!!!

Fucking Finns.

Another starving white bitch, with huge feet, but hey thats every White mans dream. Isn't it?

#11, I agree, #2 is an idiot for using the wrong word. But when you say "your dumb" you are showing your own stupidity. It's YOU'RE dumb, as in YOU ARE, not "you own dumb". So maybe you're dumb too.

@ comment 107....I think that country's name is GrEnada.

Oops, I meant comment 104.

my god! those black & white spectator pumps make her feet look huge!! she's lost too much weight/.... seeing breastbone bad! softer Paris w/ a little belly good!

my god! those black & white spectator pumps make her feet look huge!! she's lost too much weight/.... seeing breastbone bad! softer Paris w/ a little belly good!

ooh I'm in stereo.... btw, who the hell is #236? there's another gigi in the world??? :(((( [haha]

ew, she looks super anorexic! not only is she gross to begin with but now you can actually see her bones pertruding from her body.....GROSS!!!

T-Mobile blows donkey balls! back in the day, i never used my text messaging (nor received very many) and yet, my monthly statement would have pages and pages of text charges to some random number half-way across the country. and no, no one stole my phone. i called the number just to see who the fuck it was, and it didn't even exist! i had to call T-Mobile on a monthly basis to get the charges dropped. they told me that the message were "really" sent from my phone and i had to get a text package to avoid the crazy costs. i cussed out about 5 people that conversation and they told me that i was lying about sending the messages! i told them to fuck off and then i had to PAY to get my cell phone number changed! after that, no random fucking charges. i switched to Cingular and gave T-Mobile the finger....

Paris Hilton ! I love you! so sexy and hot! Oh, My god! you are my dream lover. I recently joined on dating club to find the sexy and hot women. Yes, i found some on that site--bbwconnect.com. These women are beautiful and elegant!
I feel so happy! Everyone try it now!

Bet she's tighter that a brand new 1st base mitt.

PHOTOSHOPED.TOO SKINNY.PLEASE STOP SHOWING PICS OF HER!!!!

zane-
may i suggest "the gawker.com"??
i myself have switched to this site as their general intelligence level is much more likely to be in line with the socioeconomic/georaphic worldview strata equipped to appreciate yours, and indeed my, comments.
just trying to help,
xoxox
arii

#225 - in all those words, you didn't once address the most basic point: American soldiers get shit care when they come home because Americans won't pay for good care for them. Talk about bureaucracy all you want, and the complexities of meddling in the natural evolution of societies, but one thing is undeniable: Americans no longer take responsibility for their actions. Not at the personal level, not at the societal level. A country is invaded and thrown into chaos, all suffer, and you can't admit that the entire action was based on lies and that no WMD were found. That's literally what those poll results show - Americans believe at least some WMD were found, and Iraqis were involved in 9-11. Beyond that, you can't take responsibility for putting so many of your soldiers - not just regular military, but reserves and anybody else you can order overseas for absurdly extended tours - in ridiculous "combat" situations that amount to riding around and waiting to run over a bomb. Their reward? Traumatic brain injury is being called the "signature wound" of combat duty in Iraq. That's what happened to Sgt. Gerald Cassidy (#169). And when they get home? Shit medical care. Not enough hospital beds or clinics or medical staff for all the wounded who need rehab services. Why? Because "yer not gunna raise my taxes dammit!" Simple rule: if you're a lazy irresponsible sleaze who makes sure that somebody else's kids are going to do your dirty work and suffer the consequences, the least you can do is throw them a few bucks.

I don't know why there are people on here talking about soldiers when Paris Hilton's fat vagina is at the top of their screen. It's funny that the only part of her body that has any fat on it is her vagina. It obviously has self-esteem issues.

Oh, and #236 -- Before you call people dumb for mundane spelling errors, check your punctuation. Periods go inside quotations, sweets. Who's dumb now?

ugh. she's got the hands and feet of a giant and the crotch to match. :hurl:

@250,

Periods only go inside quotes if it's a direct quotation. So you can answer your own question about who's dumb now.

Nice that they were able to Photoshop all the herpes and hep out the pictures.. still, just seeing these gross pictures makes my dick go run and hide.

Who would tell Paris Hilton could look even skankier than usual? These professional makeup artists and stylists can make a piece of shit look like gold.
Why does she look completely flat chested in the pictures in which she's bra-les