Feb 5 2008Paris Hilton gets role on 'The L Word'

jordan is number 1

I really like to eat humbows

That picture sure lets you know just what an ugly assed old hag she's going to be in 20 years

i don't know who ever told her that she has talent, but they need to be shot.

DAMN !!

I thought Leona Helmsley died !!

That picture is freaking Hilarious!!! They both look like drunken sewer rats. What's with the sour puss'? Did someone just show them a mirror?

Ok, it's lunch now..

Paris is 'shooting' it? The episode? It's up to her; she's the producer; the director? What an arrogant skizz.

Oh, what's that? Paris is going to shoot ben-wa balls from her flapper? That makes sense.

...and after Paris licked the girl's pussy, 50 Cent told her to get the fuck off the stage. That was the best part.

"The Wonky Pussy"

"I Had No Idea Her Toes Were That Long"

"My Tongue Is Burning"

"It Was The Only Way To Shut Her Up"

"She Said I Tasted Like Jail"

"Who gives a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?!?!?!?"
-Luda (and me)

@7 D Richards, Have you ever seen them shoot darts?? That is pretty cool..

I guarantee Elisha Cuthbert comes out of the closet soon.....on weeeeed

Lunch at the Crusty Y?

(eyes bulge)(complexion turns green)

Please....please don't make me give up one of the best things about sex by making me associate it with Paris Hilton...

Can I get your phone number?

That's taut.

You want my phone number FRIST?

Frist. You don't want my number. I'm just as horrible in person and my dick is soft more than hard.

Damn, Paris is looking haggard. I guess partying and dancing on tables is hard work...

I was talking to 13, but sure

Paris is so attractive. It's said she has dated a very wealthy businessman on the celebrity and millionaire dating site named "S earchingMillionaire.com".
Not sure if it is true..

Jordan, you seem more like number 2 to me ...

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I see why Paris tries to pose with just the one side of her face. Her eye is so lazy it makes ME sleepy.

Will someone please tell that orange glob to break down and get plastic surgury on that eye. SHE'S NOT WINKING. While she's under, they should shave some of that six inch nose off. Lay off the Tang Paris. Orange isnt hott.

Uhhhhh is it just me or am I the only one who noticed Paris' package in the second last pic! The truth is out! Shes a man, makes sense why her hands and feet are so big

Uhhhhh is it just me or am I the only one who noticed Paris' package in the second last pic! The truth is out! Shes a man, makes sense why her hands and feet are so big

Sorry I meant the 7th pic

Sorry I meant the 7th pic

Seriously....I don't understand. Does she have a lazy eye lid? And if so, can't you fix that with a jagillion dollars?

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dude, she's gorgeous. Most prettiest woman alive. i love her, she helps ppl, and you should love her too. vote for me

How would you know if you had just skeeted in her left eye?

What happened to your nasty article about Britney Fish-Head.

Somebody make you take it down you LOSER?!

She's not "starring" in an episode. It's a geust shot. It's going to be a scene at the tennis court.

Paris will play tennis ball machine.

On the L word do they show them going down town and everything? I just might have to get Showtime..

Why, why, why would The L Word want P. Hilton???

nice mound.

she has big nasty man hands.

@35 There plan is to get a bunch of really butchy dikes to gang bang her.

I get it! The "L Word" is "Lazyeye".

"On the L word do they show them going down town and everything? I just might have to get Showtime.."

No. It's a show about women in relationships with women, so all they do is talk about their relationships. You'll want to get Showtime...blocked.

god that eye thing she have is annoying... poor paris.

I dont understand her body, she is like, totaly shapeless, weird...

you mean she'll be here in Van to film it? Will I have to gouge out my eyes...I already have to try and get my image removed from the repeats knowing she might share the same set......ew

you mean she'll be here in Van to film it? Will I have to gouge out my eyes...I already have to try and get my image removed from the repeats knowing she might share the same set......ew

Like usually people are hanging on her cameltoe,i mean lips.Because she looks astonishing,like usually.She could walk in with this outfit any time on the annual Vienna Ball.What would excite her very much.I hope the mayor of Vienna reads this.

In another month her left eyelid with have drooped completely shut. Creepy.

crap she's ugly.

I just canceled my subscription to showtime.

WTF!!!!!!
Paris, Get Your Fucking Eye Fixed!
Got'Damn

why was the most recent post about britney deleted?

Do we have to send e-mails to the publishers of "The Superficial" to stop running stories on this phony? What has to happen?

Nothing keeps old wonky eye down does it? I'd sure like to try though -- keeping her down at the bottom of a river with some concrete boots.

Do we have to send e-mails to the publishers of "The Superficial" to stop running stories on this phony? What has to happen?

I don't watch the L Word. I'm not big on the whole lesbian thing. I love Queer as Folk, but not the L Word. ANYWAYS; why would they want her anyway? Her vagina is probably a deathtrap and she's orange..and her eyelid is like lazy and shit. How can anyone find her attractive?

What has the world come to?!

Just look at that paste around her neck, it is obvious that she has nothing left in the bank. I've seen better fake jewels at the Dollar Store. Poor, poor, poor Paris.

wow, she's got the super wonky eye going on in these!

her tan looks like a small child colored her in with an orange crayon... and poorly.

this is only because shes been hanging out with kate moenning. the 8th picture is fucking hilarious.

Oh, Hell, NO!

@9

Fucking awesome. We need some more.

I recall way back when Fish had a line about Paris and some other chick having lesbian sex, and described it as "a praying mantis mounting a Barbie doll." We need a title based on that.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER EYE.

jesus christ.

#60 - you stole the very words from my mouth. Marry me!

picture 7: that ol' wonk-eye's got a bigger package than me, and boy am i jealous...

Damn, she is aging quickly.....

i didn't know you could have camel toe in a dress... this may be her biggest accomplishment yet

i do believe that just about everyone hates paris.

holy shit she gets more and more mannish with every passing day...i'm waiting for the beard and moustache to grow in

Nice penis Paris.

(For destruction of your corneas: See photo 7.)

They should call the fuckin' show The "C" Word...

paris hilton is so drop dead gorgeous!

When did she start looking like such a fugly dude? She's slowly morphing into a really unattractive drag queen.

How does the media not discuss her DISGUSTING LAZY EYE more often? How is this woman deemed attractive? Ugh.

She looks like a gawky Gwyneth Paltrow at the Oscars. From the stupid pink dress and the unflattering hairdo to the giant square head with an overly prominent jawline. They both inspire an equal amount of hatred everywhere they go.

ok, so is it just me or in every picture of paris one eye looks completely normal and the other one looks like it has down syndrome

She is so gross and ugly. Look at that wonky eye hahahahaa

I won't even comment on her.... that would be a waste of perfectly good typing skillz. I just want to tell FISH that I check in here several times a day (yes, I am a sorry excuse for a human being) because I love your abs. But sometimes Celebslam beats you to the punch, you know?

Get your save Britney t-shirts

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Look closely at picture three: no ass!

Wow, from the front Paris looks like a normal human being - except for the hideous stroke-eye. From the side, no ass!

What happened with the left eye of Paris???? I saw the last picture of her and I think that something is not right.... mmmmmmm

Someone should check her left handed grip, she could have a bell's palsy.

#72 - She really does look like Gwyneth here when she won the Academy Award. There are even more similarities: flat chests, huge feet, weak chins, over processed hair. Both came from privileged backgrounds, lived in LA and later went to prep schools in New York where they both got horrible grades. Paris knew better than to try to get into a good college. Gwyneth tried and was rejected until she finally got into UCSB only after Michael Douglas wrote her a recommendation letter. Of course she flunked out after one semester.

She isn't going to age well. You can already see it. Think Betty Davis. Unless she has better plastic surgery than that hag that dows the Geico commercials (her name escpaes me at the moment....)
That wonky eye, the hook nose, *shudder*
Paint her green, dress her in black and she's the Wicked Witch of the West!Where is Jamie Lynn when you need her to play Dorothy?

She thinks she's channeling Grace Kelly. Aren't there better makeup tricks for wonky eyes than putting glitter on it, an eye patch perhaps.

who the fuck even likes her

She's appears to be very genuine and down-to-earth, I wouldn't expect to see from someone who comes from a background such as hers. It's said she recently joined a celebrity and millionaire dating site named (MillMatch dot com) She received lots of contacts.

OHHHHH, orange and pink! Pretty!

Dude, am I the only one who noticed she has a frickin' PENIS in this picture?

how damn orange can one get? she been chompin' on carrots?

Dude, am I the only one who noticed she has a frickin' PENIS in this picture?

oh lordy lord, i see it too. thanks for pointing it out...i have to go puke now.

"Paris could you please stop winking at the camera for a minute"?

"What's that? Oh sorry I didn't know..."

"Pls. stop crying..."

Look at the third photo in the second row. If I didn't know better, I'd swear shes packing. Know what I mean?

Yikes. Not that I ever thought of Paris as being an attractive looking person to begin with, but jeez. This is the first time I think I've ever seen her actually looking old... aged... AND WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE EYE.

Does Paris have AIDS yet?

Does Paris have AIDS yet?

Oh wow. Those pictures are great. It's like Barbie's wonky-eyed cousin Lurch Hilton escaped and tromped down some red carpet. Is it just me, or can you see her penis in the 7th pic?

What a fucking useless whore. But I guess it's our fault taking photos and getting her fucking worthless autograph might as well wipe your ass with it. What is her purpose in life.

I do like the dress though

Ladies and Gentlemen,
thats what happen when your life is only about make-up, sex tapes, and dressing up like a $2 hooker..LOL

Wonk eye, hook nose, clown feet, small penis. Nasty!

fucking dykes must die!!!

paris is an ugly whore so she will make a perfect female fucking faggot, lesbians should be rounded up and shot (in the head)

poofter paris munch much much your way to hell you gay bitch