Feb 8 2008Paris Hilton drunkenly sings in Boston

first?

*Looks at a turd*

*Flushes*

2nd!

second? =]
my god, paris really doesn't leave ANYTHING to the imagination, does she?
dirty whore.

*yak*

I'm going to compromise my journalistic integrity and state:

She should be shot for the good of all mankind.

This diseased cunt is actually in my OC today. I think of all the overprivileged little girls dragging their mothers to South Coast Plaza to see the "heiress", oozing something like, "Mommy, when I grow up, I want to go to prison, just like Paris Hilton"

I'm going to compromise my journalistic integrity and state:

She should be shot for the good of all mankind.

This diseased cunt is actually in my OC today. I think of all the overprivileged little girls dragging their mothers to South Coast Plaza to see the "heiress", oozing something like, "Mommy, when I grow up, I want to go to prison, just like Paris Hilton"

It's true, I was there. Everybody was talking about it in the men's room and saying how nasty she was. And snapping our fingers. And sucking each other's cocks. We heard a bunch of unstylish sports-fan guys saying she was a sleazy sexy slut but we sure ignored those ickies!!!

What the hell was that??

I can't understand why her grandfather is writing her out of his will. You'd think he'd be proud to see his grand-daughter showing her tits. That's what the Hilton Empire was built upon.

Why he doesn't take a pipe to his son's head for raising this train wreck is anybody's guess...

Will someone please punch this talentless drunk whore cow in the face?

Jeezus, that girl can get all the plastic surgery she wants, but it still won't solve one of her most grotesque problems, her freakishly long bony hands. It must be at least 16 inches from her wrist to the tips of her fingers, and they're all veiny and shit. Wait until she's in her thirty's and those things could star by themselves in Saw XII. Now way would I sleep with her cuz if she grabbed my dick, it'd look like a little smokie sausage. And not just because I like to cover it in barbecue sauce......

She really thinks everyone loves her doesn't she?? she lives in Cloud Cuckoo Land.

everything about her says "I still play with my little pony."

if it isn't peplum sleeves or puffed shoulders, it's some other pastel colored imitation medieval rag. is she gunning to win the top wench beauty pagent in the renaissance faire? all she needs is one of those traffic cone shaped hats and a streamer. god knows her crotch is already 'like wizard's sleeve.' and has the crone's warts.

I love it.
I know she's trying to cover herself in that 2nd pic, but....at a glance it just looks like she's had a few, and she's getting handsy.
Mmm, feels good.

I hope someone tests that microphone for STDs before letting anyone else use it. Or better yet, just burn it.

I'm glad her time in stir straightened her ass out. The old Paris would be out getting hammered, showing off body parts not fit for human viewing, and singing off-key.

Uh-oh......

Send her to the moon.

/NOT NEWS

What has Boston been reduced to?

They get their ass's kicked in the Super Bowl, totally blowing a 'perfect' season, and what do they do? Cheer on an impromptu Karaoke session by some talentless whore.

Boston, how fucking pathetic.

#19 nice try. Pretty obvious trolling. Take another shot and give it some thought this time.

Fish,
You better have one more in you this week. By the way, why doesn't Fish work weekends? It looks like you put in about 12 minutes a day as it is... unless you also TAKE the photos. While I'm feeling contemplative, why does he talk about his abs of steel all the time? And his amazing drinking abilities even more? And what is the time zone in which he lives? And is he really a he or a she or something in between? I ask you dear readers, have any of you ever seen the Fish? Does he know Nemo? Did he help find Nemo? Is he real or made up like God and Ws military record?

Say all the histrionic over-the-top cut-downs you want, anybody with eyes can see that she's reasonably attractive. Not as attractive as a real actress or model, and definitely not as hot as she thinks, but for sure hotter than you.

"Is he real or made up like God and Ws military record?"

10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...reply by Binky...

"It's pretty shitty quality but then again so is Paris Hilton"

LOL, Superfish, that's why I love this site.

MORE BANDWIDTH. Is it just me or is this site just *crawling* lately?

#19-You're obviously not snarf...he's on his way here with my fucking pizza.

#21-I've thought about this and all I want to do in my life is meet the Fish and give him a hi-5.

As for Paris singing...someone should rip out her larnyx. I'll volunteer. Just get me in a room with her.

#25 - lol it aint bandwidth. you don't have anything to screen what's trying to make itself at home on your computer, do you?

that girl in the backdrop of pic 4 is a little too happy...

She has no tits.......They say in France that the perfect breast will fit in a champagne glass…..Here in America the perfect breast will clog a toilet.

I'm not going to make fun of Paris here. She had fun at that Boston Bar. Sammy tried to hit on her, telling her old baseball stories. Diane was jealous, but Coach was there to calm her down. Woody had a crush on Paris, but he's just a shy stupid Indiana boy. Cliffy probably annoyed Paris with some cockamamie theory about the government. Carla poisoned Paris' drink. Then good ol' Norm "Naahmee!" used her as a toothpick.

What I'm trying to say is I couldn't give a shit about that skank but I miss Cheers. Oh well, time to go get piss drunk, have a good weekend all.

No actually what people here seem to consider the perfect ASS (Kim Kardashian's) clogs a toilet. (In fairness, a lot of the clog is hair.)

Once I asked a bunch of French guys if they thought the perfect breast would fit in a soap dish. They said "what's that?"

This bitch is just trying ANYTHING to get in the tabloids these days... Nobody loves you, get a real life.

Spicy Hawiian...Supreme...Ultimate Meat Lovers...

I...can't...TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!

SOMEBODY GIVE ME SOME FUCKING PIZZA!!!

WHAT THE FUCK! I NEED A FUCKING PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was a huge David Letterman fan until last week when he started kissing her skanky ass, apologizing for "insulting" her. The only way to insult this skivosa is to turn down her credit card. Please, someone deranged - and I know there are an incredible lot of you in LA - please, stalk and kill this pig. Do it for all of us.

I've been spending too much time on this site. I saw the following headline and was wondering what Adnan was doing in Kenya...

Annan Hopes for Kenya Agreement Soon

Who. Gives. A. Flying. One.

@21-Thank you! I don't get how someone can be talking about celebs, then get off on a whole other fucking subject that is just plain lame and has nothing to do with the topic. Abs of steel, drinking, blah blah blah....just fucking lame.

A drunk girl gets up on a stage and her dress falls down and her boobs fall out. And apparently I'm supposed to have a negative reaction? Sorry, you've got a nice site here and all, but I'm due back on Planet Hetero.

Wow! It turns out she really can't sing! I never suspected that her CD was the product of Pro Tools and DATs. What a shock!

Wow! It turns out she really can't sing! I never suspected that her CD was the product of Pro Tools and DATs. What a shock!

At first I thought it said, "Paris Hilton drunkenly sings Boston." As in..."more than a feeeeeelin!!!!"
Now THAT would have been news-worthy.

At first I thought it said, "Paris Hilton drunkenly sings Boston." As in..."more than a feeeeeelin!!!!"
Now THAT would have been news-worthy.

39

wow

i mean i knew there were desperate and lonely people out there, but...

man.

...Isn't good champagne usually served in a fluted glass? Anyway, that is my response to the breast/toilet-clogging/champagne glass statement...What? Oh Paris, is she still here? Gawd, it must suck to be 26 and that drunk in public and have no job and think people like you when in fact they're laughing at you...she'll just get sadder and sadder as she gets older. I mean sh!t, that's the kinda stuff we did when we were 19 and in college...she doesn't even have the sense to be embarrassed. Yuck.

Isn't she fucking 28 years old? shouldn't she grow the fuck up? who the hell is gonna care about a 30 year old trashy whore? Paris dear you passed your prime, now go fuck off.

Whatevs, you bitches are soooo jealous. You only WISH you could party like Paris, be surrounded by beautiful people, be famous, make albums, write books, start chihuahua puppy mills in your basement, have a stroke that paralyzes one eye, pop blue contacts in, bleach your mousey hair, get older and lonelier and sadder, lose all your money, talk in squeaky baby voices and break out in infected vaginal sores. Dream on ladies.

OMG, she is sooo airbrushed!!!

On another note. Who is the chapped-lipped broad at the top of this page, that I've been staring at for god knows how many months, years... ?

fifti uth.

Who's lying? The Superficial or Perez Hilton? On the Perez website he posts a picture of Paris Hilton out with Simon Rex at a pre-grammy party last night & she's wearing a different dress. So, did she fly from Boston to Hollywood last night? I doubt it. Paris was at the Harvard Lampoon thing a few days ago. Therefore I call bullshit on this post & I deduce that this picture is not from yesterday, but from a few days ago. Get right, or don't print it. Incompetence is for fools. Then again, I am reading this shit. so are you.:)

oh. gross.

my day is ruined.

#36 hahahahaha!!!!

#21: hey Ted from LA: I have super tight inside info about the Fish.

This site is run by 2 cartoonists, actually. (anticlown-media, anyone?). One is a Swedish guy, the other one is Karl Wang (or something like that). I highly doubt any of them writes anymore on this site. But this site used to be MUCH funnier. They used to have a really great writer, Brandon. He's over there at IDontLikeYouThatWay.com (no spam - that site rocks!!!). Karl dissed Brandon when he went to that other site in 2005, there was some bitchin and moanin on Karl's part - sad little story, sad little guy. Anyway, Brandon doesn't write so often for IDontLikeYouetc. anymore, neither, but there are 2 other pretty funny guys, Ted and a girl named Jane. That other site also has somewhat *interesting* celeb gossip. But hey - the Fish is the Fish. The comments are funnier here.

(hope I won't be banned from the Fish for this sleazy little story about Karl's wang - oops,Karl .. you're my hero! always been! Who's Brandon ??)

#49: now that's a question EVEN I could not answer, yet. any ideas anyone ??

#54, yeah, that sounds about right. That was about a year ago or so?

Well that other site has an eyeless woman face too!!

Go see her new movie the hottie and the nottie... I was good...

#57: yeah FRIST!!! , but the chick on that other site has less tits than Paris and ugly lips. cant stand watching her all the time.

Ditto #21. What the fuck Fish, what the fuck. Where's our weekend stuff what the fuck?

Wow, I actually like her today. I wouldn't have thought that was possible but if I had been at that bar, I would have been laughing myself sick. And I love to have a good time.

Yeah, but the writing is funny, thanks for telling me (all of us) about it. Now I can up my internet gossip addiction by 2!!!

#62: true dat! yeah, it's often funnier .. and more diverse .. tyra soiling herself? cher dated TC? hahhaha, spritney havin' breast implants?? Behold: JOHN MAYER IN BORAT'S COSTUME??! WTF!? *gaugesouteyeballs*

weekend, here i come ...

She is suppose to have class, why does she always have to act like a Ho when she drinks!!! Her parents must be proud!

my ears are bleeding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So this is the charity work she's committed herself to doing. She really is changing the world!

Nice necklace. Apparently, she took the Olympic Gold Metal for "The Most Oozing Vulva-Anal Pustules in One Outbreak"

I would pick the nuts from her shit in Macy's window on Easter Sunday , just like the rest of you food-stamp carrying slobs.

And you know it.

WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE SHOOT THIS BITCH PLEASE.

fuccchhhyouuuuaaaaallll.......
doooooanneeovvvyouuuaaaallllknooooowwhoooooowhhaaarrddiittiiizztooocovverrryooouurbbooooobzzzzwhennnnnyouuuarrrrrrredrunnnkkk!.........

............(stumbles to corner of club and vomits all over the long-put-upon security guards).

mummy and daddy must be so proud!

Incarceration has totally re-shaped her priorities!

not

#54,
Hey Girl from Ipanema,
Thank you so much for the inside scoop. They should hire me. I can out write the current writer with two crayons tied behind my back. I could not get on the site you listed.

she does look accustomed to holding long black things in her hand

#71: ask FRIST to give ya the correct link to the site.

ah, heck, here it is:
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/index.html

btw, google is your friend, just in case ..

ps: i guess you really could out write the guy on here and over there at geekologie, too. used to be funny as hell. abs of steel - my ass.

This skanky attention whore is so delusional, it's unbelievable.

I can't believe she hasn't been on American Idol.
She obviously thinks she has talent.
(Not referring to the home movies that were "leaked" either)

MT
http://www.mizztissa.com

"Isn't she fucking 28 years old? shouldn't she grow the fuck up? who the hell is gonna care about a 30 year old trashy whore? Paris dear you passed your prime, now go fuck off."

These are prophetic words, and the day when no one cares anymore *WILL* come. Faith, people! Have faith!!!

"Will someone please punch this talentless drunk whore cow in the face?"

How about severe blows to her entire body?

I'd like to feel that giant hand in my ass.

Wow- I've got a troll.
I haven't commented since late last night. Eva thread.
Cliff Notes : Don't ever mention Caroll Quigley Bink.
BinkY : Whatever. I'll out link the trolls

Binky : Trolls - I'm willing to hang here for a while.
Any takers ?.....
9/11 was an inside job.....
Cliff Notes : Good line Bink. Very provocative.
Binky : NP.

look how low her dress actually has to be for her to have any sort of cleavage and or boobs

Good point Erin.Oh well.
Maybe it was just D Richards.
( just kidding about the DRichardscoward thing.)
May have had a brew. We're all brothers and sisters etc.
The States is just generally fucked up.
And Fish guy - it takes about 10 minutes for comments to appear.
If you can't figure out IP - I'm leaving forever.
I've got better things to do.
Public at LARGE : Really ?
Binky : SHHHh ...

Incredible...just fucking incredible...!!!

I didn't even want to come here today. But I saw a troll.
And (unfortunately) it reminded of that slow,low, voice talking guy on the Alex Jones show commercials.
" The NWO is on the run "
" And they're now trolling 'Binky' on the Superficial"
Public at LARGE : Cut. Cut. Cut. This is never going to work.
Binky : Blow me. I thought it sounded pretty good.

That was...exactly what I would expect from Paris Hilton "singing".

I love how rich girls performing karaoke = hit records! Slobby America eats that shit up.

Paris is a rich version of that Chang dude on American Idol. Yay!

I'm gone.
I'll never be back.
This 'Karl Wang' guy can either apologize for having a shill poison my comments.
Or I'm gone.
( and I can't see that happening )
Cheers everybody.
It was fun.
Cliff Notes : 9/11 was inside job
Binky : Good point Cliff, Maybe one day - we'll all have a big bash together.
I hope one day - I'll see you people again.
Binky - out

I want to know Babyglynnis thoughts on this.
Why is everything Paris wears so ugly and unflattering? Can't she afford nice clothes?

She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs club BillionaireCupid.com. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog...In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.

Notice the creepy broad in photo 4 (the 5th in the series?) "Look, I am sneaking up on the drunken heiress, watch as I take a photo with my crap camera phone, the National Enquirer will pay me MILLIONS! I'm like a lesbian Steve Irwin."

#86: The only thing that would be flattering on Paris would be branches and leaves. Preferable, an evergreen. That way no one would be able to see her hideous 'face'.

i haven't been here in a while but its sort of silly that there are still some morons out there who think its "cute" and "funny" to post FIRST like they were getting in line for assembly in 2nd grade...anyway, i think paris is really doing well with the promise she made after her incarseration about leading a more meaningful and dignified life as well as her commitment to "the children."

i haven't been here in a while but its sort of silly that there are still some morons out there who think its "cute" and "funny" to post FIRST like they were getting in line for assembly in 2nd grade...anyway, i think paris is really doing well with the promise she made after her incarseration about leading a more meaningful and dignified life as well as her commitment to "the children."

The sad thing is, I would rather watch THIS all day, every day, then watch 30 seconds of that Hill's "star"'s music video again.....

Jenniferxxx is a twat.

I think i saw Paris on a website too. Something like ifuckedherandnowmypenisisfallingoff.com

check it.

Old news but some of you might not know: a support group in Paris, France, want her to be the mayor, there are elections this year. The campaign is called "Paris save Paris" or something similar. This could give you an opportunity to get rid of her.

she's starting to look long in the tooth. isn't she 27? the ditzy blonde party girl thing isn't appropriate at her age.

I like the way in most of the posts of her acting up in nightclubs these days, everyone seems to be looking somewhere else...

i believe the woman in the logo of this site is Blondie's Debbie Harry...am I right?

#97,
Close. It's actually Boy George.

Paris is so washed up. I wonder when she'll pull the "rehab" publicity stunt?

Ya'll need to see this!!!!
http://www.fakebuddy.com

check out the funbags on that hose hound

Disclaimer: Boston does not claim responsibility for Paris' actions and is pretty sure she is the reason we lost the Superbowl. We are also trying to prove the fact that 1 out of every 4 americans has herpes rate is soley because of Paris Hilton. I for one think she should be banned from the city as her very presence there could infect everyone with the clap.

Everybody's smiling; they're having a good time, smiling; some of them are laughing at Paris Hilton, most of them are too preoccupied with their genitals to laugh at anything. The music is so loud that people scream and lean in to one another to communicate.

A handful of girls, and faggots, are jealous of Paris. They don't understand what makes her so special. They say things to themselves like, 'Why do people think she's so pretty? She's not pretty', followed by the inevitable, 'I'm prettier than she is'. Arms are beginning to cross.

The atmosphere is horrible: it's loud, and the people are screaming, and the music is loud; people are watching Paris half-sing, and the music is getting louder and then out of the indecipherable din, comes.. this sound?

The sound is a hellish bending, twisting groan. Like someone's being swallowed by the mouth of hell. Something's not right but no one seems to notice and they continue to dry-hump everything in sight. All of the sudden, like a slab of concrete, an eighty pound light fixture heaves from the ceiling and falls directly on to back of Paris's neck, and head.

The music grinds to a halt. Eeeaarugghchruch! People are stunned: the erections start to subside; the girl's vaginas begin to dry up and de-lengthen. In unison, everyone breaks in to spontaneous applause. The DJ removes Paris's CD from the player, holds it emphatically in front of the crowd, and breaks it in to three pieces. The crowd's palms are bleeding at this point. Guys are high-fiving.

The DJ tosses the broken CD in to the trash. He smiles, flashing a lone, gold capped incisor, puts some trashy Annie Lennox 'Sweet Dreams' remix in to the player, and the crowd starts to grind, and grind, and pump, and grind. No one notices Paris lying, smashed, beneath eighty pounds of burning lighting equipment.

That 80 pound light fixture from Acme actually works.

Someone should have stolen her watch. You could feed the state of NJ with with it.

Apparently the lisping dudes hate her but I'm a straight guy so she looks ok to me.

stop tanning!!!

"I want to shhhing you a shhhong about where everybodysh knowsh yoursh namesh *huuurrrgh barf*" - Paris

"Shut up, hooker! Boosh!" - Xander Crews

Always thought Paris was pretty smoking, wonky eye and all. But since she got the herps her stock tanked. Any thoughts of banging her are now replaced by only sucking on her tits and busting a nut on them. That's safe sex.

PS: No coochie or mouth action for Paris ever!

Hahahahahahaha!!! Fags and bitter cunts on this site always bash Amy Winehouse as untalented. You know how I know you're a loser? Here's who you called untalented:

2008 Grammy Awards:

Song of the Year: "Rehab," Amy Winehouse
New Artist: Amy Winehouse.
Pop Vocal Album: "Back to Black," Amy Winehouse.
Female Pop Vocal Performance: "Rehab," Amy Winehouse.

Those awards will look great on her tombstone.

Ok, Dad...

I am out of alcohol :(

I dont get what is around her neck..it looks like something from a graduation ceremony

Try rubbing alcohol - some people say the initial hit is similar to heroin.

why paris seems not using her mind,. She's so beautiful yet stupid

Come on #115, please let me write my own shit.

i just wanted to say. i was there last night. and she was totally shit-canned. haha it was great! i love her. i almost died when she walked in the door!

Did you notice?
Her fingers are looking quite similar with her TOES!!

Great... I see the tops of her nipples... and now I never wanna suck a tit again...

I have AIDS.

Why are her knuckles all raw and bloody?

#110? Yeah, good buddy. Judging talent by what the people at The Grammies -- I'm renaming the Grammies, 'Diapers'; because what they're holding, all those peoples' own shit -- say is, well, hey, that's fantastic, Petry dish.

One little tidbit of information that I accepted, that I honored, that I embraced in to my life lastnight is that winning a Grammy is at the top of the list of to-do things on every black performers agenda. Why do you ask? Think about it: Grammies are shiny. What negro isn't stupified by shiny things? Exactly. Just like chimpanzees.

Also, I understand that Kanye West is going to dip his Diapers in chrome and lay them on 'he' momma's grave. 'Dese's fo' yo', mommy. Dese's . . . (litany of funny sounding sobs) . . . yo'.'

"almost died when she walked in the door"

Her STD's are really that bad, huh?

#123 - You're Black, aren't you?

The reigning slut of the world just "hates" it, I mean LOVES it when she flashes some skin and gets extra attention. Add attention whore to the list.

It's probably all been said before.

I suppose that's a better headline than the usual "drunkenly sucks cock in LA"

#15. Just my dick, Rich.

I will send you $money$ if you don't post about her anymore.

since britney has taken over the tabloids headlines n first pages lately n since nicole n lindsay are trying (apparently) to call it quits nowadays also since reality has given paris the perfect slap on the face with her being broke as her grandpa decided out of the blues not to give the family anything from his money so her manager was like "listen you are going to be history soon so you'd better start doing something (either stupid or nasty) to make to headlines and quick" so she decided to get drunk and sing a very awful song and show the world her boobs so all we have to do is sit back and see who's gonna make it first page paris or britney. I'd say britney would surely make it since paris to clean to even make to the last page (hehehehe).

I'm so glad this stupid cunt never made it to Rwanda on Americas behalf

Ok, so it says her tits fell out. So, why don't we have a pic of that? I think she's hot.

paris hilton es en realidad una buena chica por que si fuera yo hace tiempo los hubiera mandado a volar a esos paparazzzi!!! invaden su vida ... ademas creo q es buena ... y le sonrie a la vida a todo tropiezo q tenga ..... eres muy linda y quisiera ser como tu paris !!! eres mi idolo ... y q se vayan a la m......... todos los q estan invidiosos por no tener lo q tu tienes !!!!!!!!!!!! no les hagas caso a las tonterias q hablan de ti !!!!

This bitch deserves no more than 30,000/year.

Good for her Grandpa, giving away 97% of his money to charities.

oh dude paris again!?!?!

its like the slut wants her family name disgraced over and over. feel sorry 4 her father 2 be honest. if i had a dollar 4 every time paris got drunk and fucked up like now, id be a zillionaire. and id give every dime 2 charity, just like her granfather, such a good man

This bitch has no talent ,just a name behind her .No wonder why her grandfather wont leave her shit ,shes a disgrace to her family name.

Ain't no way i would come out of that without a headache, deaf or blind. She really freaks me out. I wouldn't go near her with a 5 foot pole.

#14 just owned this entire message board. hahahaha

Paris Hilton? Bad girl? I saw her profile with sexy photos on Richsoulmate.co m, where celebrities and wealthy singles hook up. She feels lonely, doesn't she? Is she looking for a serious relationship or just for fun?

Paris Hilton is dissolute, still hunting young sexy men on Richsoulmate.c om.

How stupid...wadde f*ck