Feb 14 2008Pamela Anderson: A bra? What for?

Nice clown tits.

wait...Pam likes to...to...strip?!?!

i'd rather see her wear something nice than take it all off... again.

Yea, WHY wear a bra? She just trades 'em in when they get too droopy for a newer model.

boing!

looks like the turkey's done.

Is that an ass on the end of her nose?

Is it just me or does her driver look like Snoop Dog?

she is hawt. I'd totally do her if it wasn't for the fact that her kooch is a nuclear reactor that kills are it touches. And that big titties look like fun to bang on. Serious bongos.

What's that rashy stuff on her shoulder?

Am I the only one who thinks that nose looks like a penis?

Meh...It would have been a story if she was doing a banana show in Amsterdam's Red Light district.

Dig le cornrows mon frère.

when did snoop dogg become a bodyguard?

#10 it's a birth mark
she is looking really young in the forth shot, whats going on?

SKANK!

That dick nose of hers can give owen wilson a run for his money.

I agree w/ the posters that think her nose is fu(ked up.

Would that be a penose? Or do we just stick with "dick nose" and wrap it in a Trojan?

Not even cold in Paris this time of year.

Is Pam the cunt Jane Fonda was talking about earlier today?

I feel sorry for her. I think she is still a beautiful woman but instead of being a beautiful 40 year old woman she's still trying to be a beautiful 20 year old woman. I'm a very hot over 40 woman who is fit and sexy, loves sex, full of self confidence etc and I'm GLAD I'm not 20 again! I take great care of myself but I do not need to be 20. I truly feel sorry for celebrities of this sort. I think that when they get that fame that's based on their sexual appeal (and face it isn't that what most them are famous for?) they're not thinking about what happens in 20, 30 years and what do you do then? Me I feel 100% comfortable and confident in being sexy ME RIGHT NOW with no pressure to be me 20 years ago. And I sure have no problem getting male attention, usually far YOUNGER male attention, but those twits bore me.

Pam is going to recite the Vagina Monologues in Paris. Is is technically still a monolog if there is an echo?

PENIS NOSE.

@21 Why do I get the sense that your entire home library is comprised of self-improvement books?

Looks like the middle of her nose has some cleveage too

#24, funny answer !

It hurts me to look at these monstrous mammalian protuberances. Someone said a woman should attract attention because of her grace, not because of a display of her goods. Look at her, she seems naked under this thin glittery fabric. Yuk, not elegant at all.

For the love of God, PLEEEEEZE someone put her routine on YouTube. Schwing!

@25 - Yes, that is the opening to her 2nd urethra. It's quite useful when there's a long line for the ladies' room!

you guys all suck, you know you would all eat and plook on that if you were ever lucky enuf to be that close

Pamela Anderson has the legs of a South American indian man.

Attractive.

you guys all suck, you know you would all eat and plook on that if you were ever lucky enuf to be that close

Hey 24 maybe it's comprised of sex books which contain a whole lotta stuff you know nothing about! ;)

# 26 mmammalian protuberances
Sounds Zappa -ish

That dress would be elegant, .......on the floor of my bathroom....

31 don't leave out the girls. I'm not saying I'd turn her down. Prolly wouldn't. I know I'd turn down 24 but prolly not Pam.

how over 40 ru yogagirl?

Hey 32-obviously you don't either if you have to buy a whole library full of books to explain how to do it.
People who have to tell people how hot they are are never hot. Even if you are physically hot, you ruin everything by bringing it to people's attention. Oh, and writing prolly is annoying.Just so you know.

I would still do her. Would need a bag over her head. Preferably plastic.

I support PETS. that's "People For The Ethical Treatment of Silicone". Rip out that poor silicone and set it FREE Pam!

BUTTERFACE!!!!!!!!!!!

@21

It sounds like you're having a conversation with the other half of your brain

"Im an old bag!"
"Im beautiful!"
"No, I have reptile skin"
"They cant see it with the lights off!"

This woman is beyond boring.

"Meh...It would have been a story if she was doing a banana show in Amsterdam's Red Light district."

Please elaborate. I'd like to hear this one.

"And I sure have no problem getting male attention, usually far YOUNGER male attention, but those twits bore me."

If I met up with you, I'd run like hell. Egotistical women such as yourself SUCK. And not in a good way.

#29: Plook?

Thank you. I learned a new word today.

#36: Thank you. My sentiments exactly. Yogagirl has probably been married and divorced four or five times, or is well on her way to such heights.

Mr French
Youre welcome
It is a Frank Zappa term and has always been good for me.
Women find it less offensive than Bang slam or what have you.

@42
I wish I could but my drunken and drugged college days are long behind me (well just the drugs really), as was that spring break trip to Europe. My memories have faded. Funny thing though, I still remember the shame...

honest and infected:

"Does Humor Belong In Music" is an awesome video and CD. Although they differ slightly. His band is fantastic on those.

yah 21. you're a real genius I can tell. Regular honors society kid. How are your AP classes going? Look at me! I'm a wit! feh. whatever Oscar. Go get some practice. You sound a bit upight. Prolly would do you good. On to Pammy. I feel sorry or her. Really I do. I know these websites are all about being snarky and I love 'em as much as the next person, but something about her really just seems so pathetic. Pathetic not in he popular sense but just plain well pathetic. Sad. Wouldn't want to be her. I do still think she's sorta hot. I wouldn't turn down a hookup with her but honestly what I really feel is sad for her. What a way to be. Glad I'm me ... along with more than a few others! :) And I'm all for snarky by the way. Great thing.

WOW......@#49 would you please stfu.......you sound like a self obsessed skank yourself go grow up. stop trying to make yourself feel better by putting pammy down and trying to big ya'self up. and i bet if you could you would be her lots of money and fame and well......she is still damn hawt!!! and you just mad she still got it and you aint. so please do us all a favor and stop telling us about yourself and if you think she's lost it take a look at janice dickinson if i see another bikini pic of her ima throw up........back to pammy what you got to feel sorry for her about she's hotter than you ,richer than you and she looks amazing for her age i say stop hating and take a look at someone like b.spears!!!!

Yogagirl,

We get it. You love yourself. Now, how about KEEPING it to yourself? We don't care about you and never will. It's obvious that you aren't good looking, because you keep telling us that you are. That's basic psychology, and not hard to figure out.

She was said to have a personal account on 'BillionaireCupid dot com' club with her hot pictures and blogs there. The site is getting hotter and hotter, cuz quite a few millionaires and celebrities tend to go there.

Jennifer!

Why haven't you contacted me? I want to invite you to my wedding! I met a wonderful 78-year old millionaire widow on your site, and I have you to thank for it! Please contact me! I want you to share in my joy! Thank you so much!

Jennifer, you're so right about that millionaire site, I met a 88 year old there and she stole my wallet can you get it back?

She is really cute. I have seen her profile with sexy pix on a dating site named "SearchingMillionaire dot com". It is for millionaires and celebrities. Her photos were certified there. I sent a wink to her but no reply yet.

She's turned into a caricature of herself. She's be doing hardcore for Vivid within two years. I saw an article on this over at "whythefuckdotheyallowlameasswebsitespampostsincomments dot com"

lmao @ #40

lmao @ #40

Silly Superfish, you really messed up.

The category: 21st century busted whores.
The answer: Pamela Anderson's response when asked if she would like to have one of these.

You answered : 'Pamela Anderson: A bra? What for?"

No, no I'm sorry Superfish we were looking for 'Pamela Anderson: A brain? What for?" That’s a brain not a bra but, it was a good guess. Ooooh and it looks like it's going to cost you. You wagered... everything, so unfortunately that takes you down to zero and Ken Jennings wins, again.

In an unrelated story, the writer for a blog called teh superficial was arrested for giving Ken Jennings the deepest wedgie in the history of time. Ken is recuperating and will make a full recovery, however he will be confined to a wheelchair for several weeks while his ass heals.

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I guess she got implants for a reason... to show them off? but come on, they're like twenty years old! enough already.

jamelemee:

Do you know Jennifer? Can you please have her contact me? I want to invite her to my wedding, but she won't get back to me. Can you help? I met a wonderful woman on your website and we're going to get married soon. Would you like to come too? I have you and Jennifer to thank for making me so happy, and I'd like you to share in my happiness. Thank you so much!

Dear well over the hill and heading towards the valley of the shadow of death (old age), please give in to your demise. You are middle aged and there is nothing left now but worsening wrinkles and sagging breasts, dark corpse-like bags under the eyes, stinking cunt, adipose tissue about the buttocks and thighs, your man desperately craving younger women (he thinks of them while he does the obligatory sex thing with you dear), aches and pains, removal of the uterus, mustache waxing (oh are you hispanic?), terrible confusing depression (and I can't blame you baby it's all over now (give up old lady), and the horrible dreams of youth lived diurnally through self-delusion.
I do not say this to be cruel Lord knows I would not do that. I am cupid the morning after. Only the flowers for one your age have long wilted from the stem. I offer middle aged women stems for Valentine's Day. Careful with the thorns darling, with all those medications you now take we know don't want you bleeding all over the place for an embarassing long time.
If it is any consolation, men in their late 50s will find you young and sexy. Trouble is with them is a) they are grotesque and elderly and b) the horror of erectile dysfunction. Then they take those awful pills and want relentless sex all the while passing gas while making those pitiful grunts while they pump you loosening vagina. Then they get onery and beg anal just to be kinky when we all know it is because they actually want a little friction for god's sake. Women you age no longer provide even that. What is left??
Oh God you exclaim!! I AM old!

Oh, one more thing. Happy Day after Valentine's Day.
Another. Please wipe the senescent jism from your crotch before you go to work. I know it makes you feel loved and sexy and all but it begins to plain stink after a while.

Love you

oh my god, sh's so fucking hot... i'd give everything just to fuck her tits..

Wow. She has a dicknose. Who knew?! Those titties are soooooooooo nasty. So fake with warped nipples. Gads why can't she just act her age?

WHEN PAMS BOOBS GET SAGGY FROM WALKING AROUND BRALESS; SHE CAN GET BIGGER IMPLANTS AND GET FIRM AGAIN. I'M GLAD NOT ALL GUYS ARE INTO HER BECAUSE IT'S A TURN OFF FOR ME.

LOL! Her nose DOES look like a dick!
And yoga girl...you need to chill. It's the internet.

don't tell me that you won't fuck her if u could..

Brother's got da weed,
that's why Snoop Dawg's the bodyguard.
Bakin'....................

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surprisingly no one said anything about her knees and hands.
she could look so nice, why insist on being a girl super-sexy-model?