Feb 29 2008Olsen Twins asked to pose for Playboy

This is great to see. Both are very beautiful and professional and certainly deserve this.

Good work you two!

THAT'S awkward. *shudders*.

Even Jimbo doesn't want to see them naked, and he jerks off 10 times a day. At least.

Isn't that tour de France guy banging one/both of these misfits?

Awesome! Just think, now Heath Ledger can see what the other one looks like naked!

The zombie on the left needs a haircut.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I'm going to invoke the name of Howard Stern here. He once said that watching two sisters doing it is probably the closest thing to satanism you'll ever see, but watch anyway. Words to live by.

Well, maybe not with these two. Sorry Hef.

Christ man, this could go on for years. Just fucking come out with it.

I'd spank to it.

Just sayin' ...

I'm quite sure that the crazy one on the left will have a tiny rabid monkey's head chattering in her pussy. I don't know if that's a reason to go ahead with the Playboy shoot or to cancel it.

Playboy has jumped the shark. Hefner's gone senile and it's time to jag it in.

For fuck's sake, smile goddamnit!

LEMURS!!!!

I don't know which is which, and quite frankly don't care, all I'm saying is the one with the bright red lipstick is FREAKING ME OUT!!!!!!

Thats pretty disturbing

I'm gonna ship them the rest of my peanut butter and jelly sandwich..although they'd probably just put it on their head..

Oh yeah, twins are hot.

...the Olsens, however, could be hot if they weren't so messed up.

Oh my god I' BLIND!!
YOU BASTARDS!!

Every teenage boys fantasy? Every teenage gay boys fantasy, maybe. I'm into teen girls (like every red blooded American male) but these 2 look like 11 year old boys. Hanson was more feminine.

Oh my god I' BLIND!!
YOU BASTARDS!!

I need help. I would definitely stick it in Ashley (wearing the pants). Clearly something is wrong with me.

ARE THEY GOING TO WEAR FUR WHILE SHOWING THEIR FUR????ARE THEY????SAY IT ISN'T SO?!

Oh my God #1... VOMIT.

Hef also thinks that he is every young woman's fantasy. I think we can attribute all of this to dementia.

#20 - I had my most disturbing and shameful rub-out session to Hanson. One of their videos came on, I was half asleep, got a half-chub, sort of finished it off by force of habit. I startled fully awake when the VJ said it was Hanson. The worst part, which bothers me to this day, is that I suspect I knew all along.

Time to keep Hef's grandkids away from him.

It's really weird. One of them looks like a fucking vampire, and the other like a 12 year old girl — and a disturbingly attractive one.

Freaky.

To make it even more appealing to all the young men, Hef should include himself in the layout. The theme - The crypt keeper and two Goblins.

Fucking funny alias #24! LMFAO! I'm diggin' it!

If I was Heath Ledger waking up to THAT in the morning, I'd OD too...

Oy. Where to start? Hugh just looks lost and confused, wandering around in his pajamas. As to the Olson Twins, I have no doubt Playboy could make them look great. This despite the fact that they have a really stubby, golum like quality to them {they look stunted in that Gary Coleman way}. And finally--what is the deal with twins?! It's so gross in a southern fried "I married my uncle" kinda way. I get guys liking two women. I get even wanting them to be wearing matching bikinis or one being blonde one being brunette or both blondes wearing braids--whatever! But sisters? That is effed up.

The one with the white tank is hot..the other is trying to be too "hippie glam"

they were quite hot when they were 17/18...

the one without the red lipstick, would hit.

i do like that they stay out of the "headlines" tho, so kudos there.

Jimbo, If it makes you feel any better about Hanson... I had a half-asleep spanking session to Culture Club's Karma Chameleon on MTV before I realized it wasn't a girl...

Why don't they just ask those twins from Jack and Cody's suite life (they also played the kid in Adam Sandler's Big Daddy). I'm pretty sure the disney boy twins have bigger boobs and are older than these starving goblins. Although how do you know how old a goblin is? Either way a playboy spread with these midget trolls is about as appealing as Britney being a counselor at a kids fat camp. Okay nothing is that unappealing or fraught with danger.

Ok, Hef, sure, do the spread. But make sure you title it something like "Under the bridge and naked!"

apparently it's called "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody" Anyway I consider it a good thing that I didn't know what the show was called. I hate Disney.

These two always remind me of those murdered twin girls in "The Shining." The ones that keep popping up to freak out Jack Nicholson's kid.

#5 - That would be kinda difficult. What with him being worm bait and all.

OMG... i Would LOVE to see them Naked.. I think they are Hot as Hell..
Some much sexier the Lohan or Spears and there is 2 :) ... Petite and Natural..
Im crossing my fingers on this one..

im not an olsen twin fan, and theyre certainly not hot, but i still would like to see them in playboy. ive had a subscription to playboy for years, and 90% of the time the only good shit playboy has to offer are the interviews and comics, which is pathetic. showing the o-twins would at least be somthing.

#14 - HAHAHAHAHAHA...

Seriously, every young man's fantasy? More like they look like every young man... anyone who fucks either one of them deserves to be brought up on charges of pedophilia... that's right... I'm looking at you, Heath Ledger's corpse... the jig is up.

they are cute like my pet is cute... but i wouldn't want to see my cat naked.
for as little as they are, they sure do have a lot of hair. i hope they say no and remain that"fantacy" that hugh thinks they are.

I always thought those two looked like a couple of troll dolls - minus the cotton-candy hair. And you'd never know it if they had any teeth.

PUKE!! Who the hell wants to see these trolls naked?

I think all the Viagra has fried Hef's brain.

the only thing I want to see these 2 star in is a snuff film!

If I ever woke up in bed next to one of those cumdumpsters I'd smash my penis with a ball-peen hammer.

Not that I have a strong opinion on the matter.

stop publishing photos of them here! christ, it's fucking scary! talk all you want about them, just use photos of old tires or something... jeeezus!

I didn't know Playboy published an Ethiopian version.

Maybe the story is wrong and the twins were asked to pose for National Geographic. Fucking bush women are looking at them going "click click pop snick click pop pop." Translated means "eat something you fugly bitches".

eww yucky!

Hef also was quoted as saying "And we'll also have a special on the Red Sox Curse - will they EVER win a world series?"

Which is which and who is who...???

Don't really matter I suppose...they're both FUNNY looking little elfs!

Maybe that's the turn on for that old pervert Hef...??

the one on the left looks like she will eat your soul... yipes...

these girls are not hot. they were not cute babies either... and are not very attractive adults.

Sick, plain sick. Who the hell wants to look at two not even attractive, scrawny twins?

Not this guy.

Goddammit who mentioned Hanson??? Now I have that insipid mmmmBop song in my head. I must now cleanse my soul with alcohol and karaoke, and I fucking hate karaoke. Fortunately, I likes me some alcohol.
And I'd pay to see them naked. It's kind of like watching the last season of a good television show gone bad. You've invested so much time, you kind of have to see it through.

Hello,
I am a collector of troll dolls. Please somebody tell me where I can purchase these two exceptionally life like trolls, I imagine they are very rare and hard to find. They would be perfect as the centre piece for my troll village (which I am currently working on), please help. I am wiling to pay a very large amount of money.

Many Thanks,

Troll lover.

P.S. I do not wish to see them naked. That is hghly undesirable.

http://dollmamasden.com/traceytroll.jpg

Everytime I see their fricken mugs I think...ORANGUTANS! And no, not in a cute little monkey kind of way. In an ugly ass humanoid planet of the apes kind of way. Hefner is really getting sinile...but then, there's always photoshop.

The long haired one (mary-kate?) looks retarded. She looks like she has a humpback. And what's with those faces? They're trying to look good, but it's not working. I would HATE to be the ugly twin....aka mary-kate.

Every man's fantasy? Shouldn't that read - every man who is forced to live outside of a 25 mile radius of a school? These two crackheads need to eat something.

Together? Both Olsen creaps naked, together? Well, I guess that's kind of hot, in an asylum sort-of a way.

Fuck it: I'll wait for the photos to leak out on to the net. Who wants to pay eight or nine dollars for a magazine that is 95% wannabe wit, and the other 5%, 'classy'? Fuck that, not me! Playboy's always a let down. I'll be a conscientious consumer. I'll go out and purchase Buttman! It's always 100% filth with John Stagliano. Perfect -- just what the doctor ordered.

Look at their eyes in the smaller photos...blow 'em up so you can really see them. Photo after photo... completely vacant, empty. Expressionless. Definitely NOT sexy, actually kinda scary...

I also thought they have looked like troll dolls since they were ugly ass little kids. They have always had freak eyes and have always been hideous.

I got the pictures from a friend who was on the set, who forwarded them to me after he was done throwing up and crapping his pants simultaneously.

Spoiler alert.
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Last chance...kind of graphic......

Twins standing sexily in the corner:

I I

Laying down on the bed next too each other:

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Doggy style:
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Sixty-nine:
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Twins doing it with Pamela Anderson watching

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I'm wondering who's interested to see these two toothpicks naked.But i'll guess there're always some freaks who are.

BLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAARRRRR

Oh god I can't sto

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFF

urgh

I've never had two twelve year old boys at once, and these two guys seem to fit the bill. What the hell, I'll give it a yank.

Cool, I hope they do it. I wonder if they both shave down below. I hope not.

ps , 65.

This is a family site, keep your filthy porno to yourself, and seek help.

H

(thats Ashley taking it from behind..Im skinny too)

Wait, thats a personal photo, how did that get in here? My apologies.

won't even front...the one without all of the make is not lookin' too bad...and pretty do-able...hawt...

This isn't going to happen. People only pose for playboy when theyre desperate for cash and unable to make it anyway else, like Charisma 50-year-old-nipples Carpenter.

The Olsen Twins have so much money they could buy Heffner's mechanical penis.

Hasn't that old useless fucker died yet? If there was any God the HIV virus would have spared us from him for a good forty years ago.

They are very petite but gorgeous nonetheless. They have beautiful faces. As for their behaviour, try to imagine waking up 18 and a multimillionaire for nothing. Go anywhere in the world at any time you want. Fuck all kinds of people all kinds of places. I guess they make themselves up like they do in a search for meaning in their lives. Whatever they touch, like our girl Paris, turns to gold.
These people do not have imagination and so to justify their preeminence, they dress in a manner that they feel is justified to their loftiness.

I would bang the Hell out of them and I bet they love sex!!!!

They are very petite but gorgeous nonetheless. They have beautiful faces. As for their behaviour, try to imagine waking up 18 and a multimillionaire for nothing. Go anywhere in the world at any time you want. Fuck all kinds of people all kinds of places. I guess they make themselves up like they do in a search for meaning in their lives. Whatever they touch, like our girl Paris, turns to gold.
These people do not have imagination and so to justify their preeminence, they dress in a manner that they feel is justified to their loftiness.

I would band the Hell out of them and I bet they love sex!!!!

How can they be in Playboy when they have no tits?

Somebody said they saw Bob Saggets profile at
"millionaircelebritysImaginebangintheirbabycostars.com"
IS IT TRUE ?
SAY IT AIN'T SO BOBBY !!
But on the OTHER hand ----- Rattlin Dem Bones together may not be anything less than hawt

#11 - best post of the day!

Fantasy? Maybe I could fantasize that those two smurfy cadavers are the monsters that were hiding under my bed and waiting to get me when I was a kid. But that's about it.

I heard from a very reliable source on millionaire-dating.com that the one on the right smells like mothballs and the one on the left smells like stale queefs. Also if you put your ear against her twat, you can hear the tortured soul of Heath Ledger going "heeeeelp...heeeelp meeeeee..."

Grow up people

I hope these two never stay over at my house. I could easily see getting up in the middle of the night to take a piss and see their dead eyes in the darkness and accidentally stomping the living shit out of both of them.

For some reason Ashley is better looking than Mary Kate.

why the hell would anyone want to see a scarecrow naked? Let alone 2! Fuck, the one on the left looks stupid as shit with that dumb hair and fake "pooch out my mouth" smile. I hope the other one decides to eat her and gain some weight and that alone would help world hunger & world peace.

Nice fucking leather jacket.

actually, i think they are super sexy -

I thought you had to look good to pose in Playboy.....geez Hef, you just exposed the secret: Playboy uses Photoshop..and a helluvalot of it....

I'm a 21 year old man. Hugh Hefner is wrong.

you are all full of shit.
id bang em both.....

and then kill them.

just saying.....

While I do think the Olsen twins are cute, they are far from sexy. I would look at them naked, like I would look at any other oddity...Definately not masturbation material...

One of them in kinda hot.

Creepy as hell and beckoning like the keeper at the gate. I mean the one on the right, somehow (if the money, booze, etc. were right... okay, just some good cognac would do) I could see hitting that and then wanting to saw my dick off the next morning with the nearest available semi-sharp object while frantically flipping the dial on the radio to the nearest Mexican station and blaring tuba music at full bore to rid my mind of the unending thoughts of pedophilia, the Jungle Book, and Full House.

they both look like damn crack whores/skeletons, so i dont wanna have to pay to see them naked. ESPECIALLY in such a great magazine as playboy.

Definitely a couple of sociopaths. Nice thousand yard stares.

I can't remember which one has the penis..

Ohmygosh!! EEEEEWW!!!! The Olsen twins are SO GROSS now!!! Especially the one on the left, I'm guessing Mary-Kate? Bleuh!! Can you say scary vampire/ zombie/ monster??? *shudders*

#74. Yes genius that's why Angelina Jolie is considered the hottest woman in the world. I'm a guy 6'2" and athlete in great shape and I do have my pick and let me tell you I can't stand blonds they look like complete morons. Do you know why there are so many blonde jokes, because infants and young children are often blond but they grow out of it and very few adults are naturally blond, so blond hair is viewed as infantile and associated with childlike intelligence and undeveloped mental, physical and comprehension skills. That is the truth that is the actual origin of dumb blonde jokes. But you wouldn’t know that would you sweetie. I could draw you a picture but, you’re not worth it.
The list of gorgeous brunettes is far too long but, here is a sample.
Catherine Zeta Jones
Jessica Alba (naturally brunette)
Adriana Lima
Angelina Jolie
Natalie Portman
Aishwarya Ray (who was voted the most beautiful woman in the world btw)
Salma Hayek
Halle Berry

Brunette and dark hair is mysterious and stunning; you'll never see a blonde being called exotically beautiful. Your post showed your mental capacity do yes you are a typical blonde and I feel sorry for you. I have often chosen to not date blonds even though I've been asked out by them because frankly I just don't find blonds attractive. To each their own so shut the fuck up. And if you don't like what I wrote than wake up and realize that it's pretty fucking disgusting to judge people by their hair color, skin color etc… I bet you’re a pathetic fucking racist too, get a life you ugly little bitch and then maybe you’ll have a little more going for you than your boring hair color. If you look like these chicks that’s just sad, since you are clearly unable to read you’ve obviouslty missed out on the FACT that people thing they are BUT FUCKING UGLY, they are constantly called trolls, vampire, goblins, monsters, zombie's since they look just like ALL those freakish creaturesrolled into one nasty combination of fucking HIDEOUS!

In conclusion please ask the person who is reading this to you to explain that I was giving you a taste of your own medicine (childrens advil for brainless sluts).

Now please don't respond mmmkay, trying to think of your typical brainless rebutal will likely cause you to faint and you'll have to get your case worker to help you turn on the computer (or giant thinky machine as you call it) and trust me I wouldn't read your response anyway so it's not worth the colossal effort on your part.

I'd much rather nail Jamie Lynn Spears than these two whatever-they-are.

The very creepy looking one on the left is downright scary. That whole Dr. Frankenstein's Hunchbacked Assistant thing she's got going just doesn't work for me. But I'd do the not quite so creepy looking one for cash money.

Those kids are staring into the camera with the horrifying vacant timorous stares of multiple rape victims, which they probably are. Don't pressure them to pose in Playboy, for god's sake. Unless it's a really, really weird slang term for "incredibly intense therapy."

Aliens!! Just aliens!

You have to excuse #74: s/he is too dumb to realize that the obsession with blonds was reinforced by an ugly shortie with an inferiority complex who was born to a poor bastard child and was so dumb that he barely passed his lower education: Hitler.

That's why Hitler loved blonds: the chance of them being smarter than him was much less so they are easier to fuck, even by losers.

#98- Gotta say, and this is coming from another in-shape guy who doesn't hurt for dates, blonds always draw my eye at first glance, but brunettes are almost always sexier after I've seen them a few times. Always though it was funny that my head turns for hot blonds, but three days later, and for as long as I know them, that brunette I barely glanced at is the woman I find completely sexy. For my money, you can't beat a Kate Beckinsale.

they are whacked looking chicks-- kermet da frogs with tits.

I hate these girls, they were and are horrible actresses, they are hideous!! They look like those troll dolls

They always have that smirky look on their faces...why? They look like a couple of slyboots and not very attractive. Why bother doing Playboy? It's not like they need the money.

The Olsen Twins in Playboy? No thanks. I don't want to see those anorexic girls in the nude. Mr. Hefner, please give these ladies a call:

Hayden Panettiere
Scarlett Johansson
Leelee Sobieski
Erika Christensen
Katharine McPhee

Your kidding me right?..... I hope its not a centerfold cause when I flip down the tripple page they both just might dissapear.

Hayden Panettiere is a little stub with flipper midget arms and dude tits.

It always cracks me up when LA/Hollywood celebs wear crosses.

@74 you are just jealous. Brunettes are the most gorgeous women in the world. My two best friends are blond and whenever we go out I always get the handsomest guys that want to talk to me. Only your typical losers that just want a girl who is easy to get for one night stands will hit on blondes because they are stereotyped as being easy and unintelligent. Only girls like blonde hair, guys definitely prefer brunettes.

I guess I would look at that issue for the morbid curiousity alone. You know, like when the news media releases videotape of an Iraqi beheading or Saddam being hanged, and you think, "I probably shouldn't watch this." But you do anyway because you gotta know JUST HOW FUCKED UP IT CAN BE.

#114

Yup. I am surrounded by blond girls who are confused why they get fucked and then dumped in less than six months and wonder why someone with dark hair like me who is not supposed to be attractive according to their standards get marriage proposals from rich, good looking men whom they can only dream to have as a serious boyfriend.

Of course blondes can get one-night-stands. But brunettes know that only extremely ugly looking women (of any complexion) can't get those. So brunettes aim higher and let the blondes suck, swallow, get fucked in the ass, and get dumped later because they are incapable of coming up with any strategy to keep men interested for long.

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The Olsen trolls don't have tits , haven't grown pubic hair and have no shapes, and Hefner wants to put them in Playboy?

Maybe the Hef was misquoted and he wanted them for his playground magazine - pics of pre-pubescent dollies with poseable limbs and nylon hair for you to style.

That or he just thought he could push them together in the spread to make one good one - "Mashley Olsen"; still skinny, still vacant, but blonde!

Oh yeah, twins are hot.

What the fuck has happened to these girls, they're like dead skinny skeletons now. They DID used to be my fantasy.

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