Feb 20 2008Natalie Portman out-hots Scarlett Johansson

Both overated skinny chicks...

Natalie by a mile...

Scarlett looks like shit

first you fucking losers. what? I'm the loser? who dat sayin dat ho?

Scarlett Johansson is frumpy lately.
Anyone can out hot her.
But Natalie is quite gorgeous.

Its true. Natalie looks so much better!

Johansson has some eye-wonk going on in that first photo.

zzz

first you fucking losers. what? I'm the loser? who dat sayin dat ho?

first you fucking losers. what? I'm the loser? who dat sayin dat ho?

**NEWSFLASH**

scarlett johansson is very average looking.

Scarlett O Granny

Scarlett O Granny

Id jerk off over both their faces...

Does Scarlett have a weird brightly coloured tattoo on her arm or is that just some sticker or something?

scarjo has a neat-looking tattoo, maybe.

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking Jews on this motherfucking site!

Scarlett Johansson is frumpy lately.
Anyone can out hot her.
But Natalie is quite gorgeous.

I swear, I think I saw that silver dress on project runway. And it LOST!

They DO have stylist, so why don't they use them? Hello?

If you are upstaged by anorexic Nat, that's pretty bad. I like that Scarlette isn't so skinny, but she just looks frumpy! Nat's corset is hot, love it!

probably two of the most beautiful women in Hollywood. I cant wait to see their movie.
I especially love scarlett and think she looks stunning here and always. I wish more people could appreciate beauty when they see it.

It's the Harvard degree that does it: Natalie looks gorgeous and smart fun as hell while Scarlett looks as if she could use an espresso to wake up and cut down on the glazed doughnuts for her next Obama video.

This is like a before and after puberty picture.

She looks like she dipped her head in a mound of coke, like that dude at the party in Crocodile Dundee

Weird! I can't believe Scarlett looks this bad! Drugs? Illness? Here's a picture of her from just a few months ago and she looks HOTTTT!!! wtf happened?

DAMN !!
No spammers yet ?
Who am I going to make fun of now ?
I can't dis either one these fine ladies......... wait .......
Nah I got nuthin ...........

looks like a couple of elves to me.

ooompa looompa

Wow, Natalie's mom is holding up pretty well!

It's the blonde's dress. she usually has her titties hangin' out. Without that, we are forced to deal with the face.

Fuck that elitist twat.

Scarlett is waay better.

/plus she has DSLs

natalie looks hotter because.. she is hotter.

scarlett should have done the photoshoot for marilyn monroe instead of that skank lindsay

I can't believe it....no FRIST!!!! dumbfucks OR spammers....

i'd screw nat in the butt while scarlette played with my butthole.

They are both cute/pretty enough, but sickeningly overrated in the acting/ intelligence/ "importance" department. Don't understand why everyone worships at their altars, they're really no different than Alba or Biel or any of those other chicks. Just two mediocre actresses who think they're shit doesn't stink.

Hey Actress Archives-

Fuck you. That is appalling. You are a sick little troll and I find it really irresponsible of you to post such an obscene self-portrait on the internet.

Seriously, though, I hope you accidentally eat poop. You deserve it, you fucking sicko.

ScarJo looks HIGH googly eyed and pale. Definately into the snort snort

Classy? Portman's false eyelashes look like they're about to flap away. It's like two bats swooped in and landed on her eyelids. Nice dress color though

Uh, of course Portman out-hots Johansson. Portman is a hottie and Johansson is a nottie. Although if you could put Scarlett's tits on Natalie's chest, that would be astonishing. But, I'll take a beautiful face and some itty-bitties over big knockers and a seahorse-face any day of the week.

Damnit Fish, where are the pics with them kissing?

They're just a pair of good-looking, talentless morons. Yawn.

@34

Gotcha troll. Next time add the space between my name

Wow, me, them and the best 3way ever just flashed before my eyes.

Then I woke up and realized that the hooker I see is way hotter than them. And would cost me less over time.

Thanks for the tip faggot.

Hmmm...yeah, Scarlett's dress isn't as pretty. BUT there is something about Portman that screams "crazy chick." I dunno what it is--that on-the-verge of manic smile, that crazy grin...Mark my words, she's gonna be in the news in the next few years for A) Stalking some guy and cutting up his clothes with scissors B) A heavy pill habit or C) Shoplifting. In the end, she'll end up living with a bunch of cats. Scarlett will just get married and stop wearing make-up, gain a lot of weight but be happy. Mark my words.

Scarlett looks like one of those cheap sluts from a Max Hardcore movie: Cheap, cheap make-up, worthless large colored eyes with drug pupils, a less than average bone structure, and an eleven year-old male child's figure.

I wonder if ol' Scar drinks piss.

But if we're posting self-portraits, I'm game - here's mine.

I think they both look really beautiful, but Scarlett has the naturally prettier face. Full stop.

I thought it was Hayden Panettiere who was friends with the dolphins?

Slap some monster breasts on Nat and she'll be good to go.

Slap some peanut butter on my penis and My dog is good to blow.

Natalie Portman is channeling Audrey Hepburn.

Did I mention that in 1959 during a Rams game back at the LA Coliseum (when they were a real team) I had Audrey meet me in on the team bus during the second quarter. What a spinner! Showed her "real Italian beef," I did. We won that game, 37-10. The Rams scored all ten points in the second quarter, if I recall. When I got to heaven, God asked me about that little incident. I told Him I couldn't coach the defense while I was balls deep in Audrey Hepburn, for His sake! So I showed Him a nude Polaroid of Audrey with my salami in her mouth, apologized for the 10 points, and He forgave me.

#47. Great picture; your body is fantastic. Cute bikini, nice heels. The face -- the face is, sadly, erection de-producing. I'm not sure if you've heard but, mustachios, on women, not so 'hot.'

As-a matter of fact, never leave home without masking your face.

Diet Pepsi. Yay.

Good god Scarlett is short! I knew Natalie was like 4'9", but I had no idea Scarlett was that tiny as well. She just went down several notches on the scale.

Natalie Portman is about as sexy as a 10 year-old boy. she will NEHHHHHVVVVER be sexier than Scarlett

Sorry Vince #52....I have to call bullshit to your story. During the 1959 season (your first as the coach of GB) you played the Rams in LA on December 6th and won 38 - 20....not 37 - 10.

@44

Alright, good one, I admit it

C'mon, is there nothing else to report on, really? 2 talented and classy actresses.
Tasteful makeup, simple hair and rather modest gowns. Not wearing heaps of jewels, just their beautiful skin. Have no idea why this would even be on this site, slow day in Scumville?

@52 Coach, anyway to see that Polaroid? The photos Nitschke secretly took are really grainy. In case the angels didn't tell you when Ray snuck away, that's when the Rams put those points up. Now that you know that, make him do an infinity of burpees. Of course those photos were in pretty bad taste. I'm not sure if he's even "up there" with you.

That wasn't me, obviously.

Yeah right....whatever you say Margot.

#56 nipolian - Y'know, kid, I've been dead for over 37 years. I think I deserve a break now and then on the ol' Italian memory. Too many tackles without a helmet, if ya know what I mean....

#59 Auntie - That crusty ol' bastard actually LIKES burpees. He likes 'em so much, he stops catching himself on the down stroke, which is how he lost all them teeth. And yeah, God has all the Packers from the "good years" here in a special stadium He built. It's starting to fill up this year. As for the Polaroid, Don Hutson's borrowing it right now. How do you think he keeps his hands so sticky?

55- you sound fat.
thin pretty girls are always boys aren't they?

Damn "D", looks from the nice pic @ #24 that you and Moargot @ #47 have quite the little family going. Damn our boy finally got laid. I could tell by your tone today. You seem calm and sweet. More power to you Bro. Noone here is laughing at your girl (abs aching, covered in urine, too convulsive to retain bowels, hebephrenic, in the throes of mockery) and it looks like a good fit!
God Bless You (rolls joint with page from Leviticus) !!

Scarlett was always average-looking at best anyway. I never quite understood the fuss... Wait, I'm lying... It was the boobs.

So they hold formal dress balls for fuckin Christ killers? That's just fuckin great. Too bad Hitler wasn't a finisher.

65- they aren't that big. most girls over 135 lbs have them. I saw a homeless woman today who had some that were bigger. I don't think it has helped her career.

Wow, Natalie Portman looks incredible.

66- - that would be funny, but pretty much everyone at a formal dress ball in LA or new york, paris, milan etc is a "christ killer".

don't be jealous, im sure the town social in podunksville was just as classy and fun.

#69 - it was! We especially liked the absence of dark hair on the arms and upper lips of the women.

i agree #35 that they are overrated in the intelligence department. i don't think they should be so worshipped because they can string a decent sentence together. and they are not amazing actors. adequate but not brilliant. natalie is beautiful but does anyone notice the white make up and the line where it ends on her neckline and the sides of her face? and scarlett is sweet looking but sometimes i think her face looks like one of the Whos from Whoville in The Grinch

63- no, as a matter of fact I'm not fat... 5'3" 98 lbs

oh and this is how much hotter i am than natalie or scarlett. you can't fail to agree
http://hometown.aol.com/rufflife3628127/images/ugly%20girl.jpg

Natalie Portman looks a lot like Keira Knightley.

Matthew - read your comments with 69. famous rich women aren't usually too hairy. i am confused. let me see barbara streissand is the most jewish woman i can think of... while not being attractive, she isn't hairy.

you must be too poor to : afford healthcare and go to the doctor, have an attorney or an accountant, and too stupid to get into college to know any actual jews.

"Natalie Portman out-hots Scarlett Johansson"

Definitely man! By FAR! Natalie Portman is a very pretty girl (soooo much prettier than Johansson), Scarlett Cowhansson is nothing but an ugly overrated cow. Natalie Portman is one gorgeous and VERY UNDERRATED girl, Johansson is nothing but an ugly-average cow and incredibly OVERRATED.

Nat only looks hot cause she wasn't really there. Scarlett, came in with one of those green body stand-ins and Nat was photoshopped in later.

"you must be too poor to : afford healthcare and go to the doctor, have an attorney or an accountant, and too stupid to get into college to know any actual jews."

Ah yes, the elevated professions of the "chosen people." But no, I know actual jews - right around the corner there's this jewelry shop that the nigs rob about twice a month. Nicest people you'd ever want to meet (the nigs).

Natalie's teeth are disgusting. Other than that she is very very pretty.
Scarlett Johansson has never been pretty. In these pictures, she looks like some sort of goblin that Natalie pulled out from under a bridge and is introducing to society for the first time EVER

two jews hotties
oh yeah something better.... naaa they could lick my balls for a movie
looks like street hookers seriously hhehehe i mean look at those bitches

look at that disgusting bloody eye of natalie ewwwwwwww that just ewwwwww
wtf ! skanky jews no goood ;)

Scarlett has always looked frumpy, why did nobody notice this till now?
Natalie is skinny but still beautiful

but i prefer the pale one scarlett , must be my german gene , ops pardon !!!

Scarlett should have it stated in her contract that she must not be photographed next to anyone who is as classy, beautiful, intelligent and stylish as Natalie Portman. Scarlett usually looks sexy (NEVER beautiful or classy) but Natalie makes her look like one of those trolls in Where the Wild Things Are...

Why is it all about goddamn jews? You read the shit on Msn's movie and star reviews and they speak with pepperings of Yiddish. WTF? Isn't that rude? So if I write something and my heritage is say (nice white language) Swedish would it be conisdered rude to use Swedish words in English sentences? Yes? Yeah they taught us that when we were children. Show some white girls.

I also like the preponderence of jews in the industry. Fuck the whole entertainment industry. Read books and develop hobbies. These cocksucking fags and whores get by with murder when we would be thrown in prison for the same behavior, but hey, if you can feed a nice - - - ish attorney some nice tasty $ $ $ $ $ $ he will talk real fancy to a judge and make it alllll better for you.

Please emigrate.

Alright I have looked at them twice. Scarlett just has more, more mass, more height, Natalie is a little woman, she has less of everything. No major skin or structural anomalies, no lack of hygiene, dresses that fit, happy to be in the public eye, aside from having hair parts on opposite sides of their heads [and the above mentioned], these women are practically the same

lol, 'The other Bullion Cube.' catchy.

Natalie Portman is naturally beautiful, she has such beautiful facial features.
Scarlet Johanson is ugly, she has a twisted face, nose is too big and is far too pale. she is totally over-rated. but because she is blonde and has big tits, people say she's "hot".

it's the posture, the hair, and the contract between Nat's dress and skin tone. Nat knows how to work it. ScarJo needs to stop wearing pale colors, fire her hair stylist (her hair never looks amazing) and stand up straight.

contrast not contract

#79 what are u like? Her choppers are fine. Natalie is pure class

Come on just looks at both their faces.....Scarlett has a man face, her face is very hard and damn right ugly. But Natalie has such a cute little face.

How old are these two females? because Scarlett looks old enough to be Natalie's mom. I am guessing Natalie is about 18-22 and Scarlett is
about 38-42, so it's hardly fair on Scarlett putting her next to a woman
20 years her junior and asking "who is hotter"...

"the other boleyn girl" is probably the stupidest movie title i've heard in awhile. really, couldn't they have done better?

Wow Natalie Portman looks really lovely here.

Uh look at Natalie's eyes... she is so stoned

Fuckin' eh #39 and anyone who thinks Natalie Portman looks hotter, beautiful faces are priceless. Tits shmits the big ones often look like saggy shit anyway. Small and perky, size over shape I say. Plus if your dating a beauty it's impressive and you feel good and proud walking around with an angel but, if you date the chick who has boobs and nothing else all you get is a fugly face to wake up to and other dudes constantly staring at her rack. Who needs that shit. Actually I've found most angel faced chicks are kinda flat but, it adds to their innocence. Also, go ahead and loose it over this one but, I believe there is a direct correlation between big tits and big noses (and I do NOT tolerate big noses).

"seahorse face" that's priceless. This chickadoo will be Jennifer Love Hewitt size in NO time. They are practically the same person anyway.

If you notice, Natalie never really wears much makeup-- bc she doesn't need it! But for this event, she definitely wore a lot and I'm not just talking about the mascara. I think her eyes are amazing in these pictures.... but as for close-ups, Scarlett's face/skin looks the best and more natural....
Natalie does look really amazing, though... she has great posture... I do not.

#98. Actually look again you can see blemishes under scarletts makeup, Natalie's skin looks WAY more natural and way softer clearer and smoother and less oily.

You mean The Other Boyle. One of them is on Natalie's ass(which is why she never shows it) and The Other Boyle is named Scarlett and is standing right next to her.

I meant shape over size. SHAPE!

Natalie Portman is probably the most beautiful women in the world. Scarlet has amazing tits....so why would Scarlet ever agree to stand next to her without her cleavage fully displayed?

they both seem beauitful, pretty dress, natalie is like a kitten so softy
and scarlett touch her hip hold her hand , they were like love bird, they look like in love
as friends, nice kissing as friends.

Natalie looks like Winona Ryder about 10 years ago.

I thought this was a fun gossip blog--not a place for racist ranting of the inbred.

ye gods, I would fuck the Torah out of Portman...what a piece of ass

Seeing these JAPs try to be royalty, reminds me of the ugly stepsister trying to be Cinderella.

they r both beautiful gals, and their kissing pics r found at pinkmingle.com / if u wanna see, u can directly go to visit that site, haha

scarlett looks like a cow imported from the Alps, natalie looks natalie as always- pretty, and pretty talentless.

look at the picture--blink fast and you have winona ryder next to kate winslet in the photo shoot Vanity Fair never did, but could've, circa Titanic: I could see 'The Brains and the Beauty' being the tagline.

i read through these comments and was thrown for a loop by the ugly places people go.

truth is that NP went to college and has smaller boobs than SJ; SJ hasn't gone to college yet and has bigger boobs than NP. there exists the difference to be much-played-up; it creates a dialectic argument.

both of them are beautiful, talented and in a film created by no small accident and will no doubt be giving interviews/cover stories out the yin despite other films they did that got zero press that i'd guess they enjoyed more. all this media coverage b.s. hearkens back to the golden age of cinema--'let's all be distracted by celebrity.'

i dunno--i search for distraction as much as anyone and eye candy via thesuperficial rocks. but i guess i was surprised that people take the time to comment.

"But I like to think that when something disturbs me that it is important" -- Steven Jesse Bernstein.

Natalie Portman has had major work done- Nose job, lip reduction and maybe something else. Scarlett has had no work done although she needs some tweeking. In the end, if Scarlett had had surgery performed like Natalie, she would outshine Natalie. Most importantly, though, they both SUCK ASS at acting. This movie should be embarrassingly hilarious hahahha

Scarlett looks better, she just needs to tweek that nose in the same way Natalie HAD A NOSE JOB AND THINNED OUT HER LIPS!

Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahah.

Fu-nny! Some people here...mmmmm I can just SMELL the envy!! No matter what the topic- it could be about the importance of using blue gravel in a fishtank- if there's a Jew involved, there's always a 'Jew' comment. And I love them, seriously! You get to see the trailer trash come out of their little holes and be like 'hey deez r like skanky jewz omg hitler hitler wheres hitler cuz dats the best insult we kan tink of lolz.'

But guess what- you just keep sitting in your shit dump you call a living space and seeth, SEETH, my friend, with jealousy, because you just can't handle that your limited intelligence in life has left you behind in the compost heap. And I'll sit here and laugh at you because you provide me with entertainment. True, I feel bad, its like laughing at the retarded kid, but you leave me no choice. Anything else? *rubs Jewish monies in your dentally-challenged face*

Natalie is so talented, beautiful, smart, classy, sweet... !!! I really admire her. She never speaks out loud, just does her job; never been seen as young "role model" in Hollywood though she should be one, but she always been humble and responsible enough to not get into the spotlight and crave for attention.

There are comments here that are definitely NOT relevant to the post and are DEFINITELY inappropriate and even more they are offensive and racist. Please remove them ASAP!

Ok Where's the Nazi guy now, the one that always knocks any woman who's not Scandinavian blonde/type? Here is a clear example of your Scandinavian girl next to a darker more ethic girl Jewish girl, you can't deny the obvious, that there is NO comparison or question to which girl is more attractive.

Natalie Portman = plain
Johansson is at least interesting looking - though not at her best here.
Portman actually has one of the ugliest smiles in Hollywood.

here's the scoop as I see it - Scarlett has just lost too much weight, she looks sick or something. I think she's intimidated by Natalie's looks, but Scarlett's got the curves. Too bad the queers who run Hollywood determine the ideal female form, cause if it were up to me, I'd like to see a little more meat on dem bones. BTW, any film released in February is SHIT

I don't know what you morons are talking about. They both look beautiful. Scarlett has a beautiful face and so does Natalie. Not sure if either has had any work done, but if so, it was done well :-)

Natalie looks cute, Scarlett's looks and talent are so overrated, I just do not get her appeal, her acting is cardboard and her body is hot, but her face is just plain.

why are we still talkin' about this ?

it's over...

both ours

part of its definitely the pink lipstick. you always see her in red, so pink makes her look slightly washed out. and what's with the HAIR?? it looks like she did her hair in a hurricane...

Catching these two talented beauties at a premier and asking to compare photos on who's hotter is redick...Scarjo has classically beautiful features comparring to a Charlize or M.Monroe.Look at her close ups.Natpor very pretty and sexy kinda like Audry Hepburn when she was young and at her best.Give these beauties a break and write them a part they can really strut their stuff in,and entertain us all. Both can be real on screen....HooRahh.

BOTH LOOK GREAT AND TALENTED,
YOU GUYS DO A REAT JOB TOGETHER
!!!! I REALLY LIKE THE OTHER BOLEYN GIRL !!!!
YOU BOTH SEEMS LIKE SISTERS , " IM PROUD OF YOU GUYS"
!!!GOOD LUCK !!!!

BOTH LOOK GREAT AND TALENTED,
YOU GUYS DO A REAT JOB TOGETHER
!!!! I REALLY LIKE THE OTHER BOLEYN GIRL !!!!
YOU BOTH SEEMS LIKE SISTERS , " IM PROUD OF YOU GUYS"
!!!GOOD LUCK !!!!

BOTH LOOK GREAT AND TALENTED,
YOU GUYS DO A REAT JOB TOGETHER
!!!! I REALLY LIKE THE OTHER BOLEYN GIRL !!!!
YOU BOTH SEEMS LIKE SISTERS , " IM PROUD OF YOU GUYS"
!!!GOOD LUCK !!!!

They're both beautiful, in completely different ways, with very different body types.

I mean, Scarlett looks a little frumpy here, but really, you can see that she's beautiful - even on a bad day. Same with Natalie - even on her bad days, she's really pretty.

2 of the most beautiful young women in hollywood .... period.

Both of these Boleyn Whores are useful in her own way. After about a minute of Hershlag chirping in my ear, I'd get tired of it and and give it to her from behind like King Henry VIII. As for Johansson, she can go lesbo on Hershlag while I'm giving it to her.