Feb 20 2008Lindsay Lohan's dad won't see photos (Riiight)

Not first:(

FIRST you wheezing cunts

Sadly, it is too late for me. My corneas were already synged looking at her nastiness. She is just a freckled troll.

Hotter with clothes on.....eyes are burning

Why should I look at these pictures? I become reeeeeeeeal familiar with Lindsay's body back when she peaked (about 5 years ago). I've seen her mom naked. I already know what these pictures would look like.

@2. ahahaha. I have no idea why I find the cussing first trolls amusing..

but fuck off anyway..

I want to know what Heath's OTHER life was....... does that mean he's still alive? bad joke, eh? yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah...

Right -- It's not like Father Lohan hasn't already seen every conceivable inch of Lindsay's body.

Who else do you suppose taught Lindsay to shave her crotch? Exactly.

Me neither.
Any s"tartlet" would covet the attempt to "recreate" an image of a genuine icon like MM. Amazing with all the crap in LL's personal life this is getting that much publicity. (and she and her management are loving every bit of it)
Well played.

Let's put it this way - I know what I look like, and that's all that matters. Rehab taught me that. Like all good fathers, I also know what my fingers smell like with Lindsay on them.

Now if there were Jessica Simpson's dad, the pages of the New Yorker would already be stuck together..

Now if that were Jessica Simpson's dad, the pages of the New Yorker would already be stuck together..

I already rubbed one out to the pictures yesterday. I wish I waited until today, because it's so much better to imagine being her dad and looking at the pictures. What dad doesn't get wood when his daughter hits puberty?

I am just a bit curious...Why her profile was found on millionaire dating site 'BillionaireCupid dot com' last week? I will check it again.

If that were Jessica Simpson's dad, her eyelids would be stuck together.

Firecrotch! Yuck! Lindsay looks gross naked. Black and white is even worse. Nice skin, bitch!

She looks good on the cover. I can't wait till she does Swank.

If that were Mikes dad, he'd have his cock in his ass.

#12 - I think that's true for most dads and daughters, but people are very uncomfortable talking about it. I think it's normal as long as the dad channels all that libido in a non-harmful direction, like beating off. As long as your fantasies stay fantasies, you're harming no one, and it DOES reduce the "pressure" so to speak. But for sure, don't tell any of that to your wife!!!

Why are the photos so bad? Although Lindsay is completely fucked up I always thought she was pretty attractive. But here? She looks very sick and as if she's 60!

Saggy ass tits.

If that were decon jones troll's dad, he'd say "get your own identity, loser."

rub rub rub one out. rub rub rub one out.

Sorry my friend. That one was me. I think you're a fucking idiot. So is my troll. But I think you take the cake on retardedness.

God, what the HELL is wrong with her face??? Oh right...it's her face..

Whatever, the only thing that REALLY matters right now is that I am NOT enjoying my sandwich :(

at least you can't say they're not real

@22. Jimbo troll. That was kind of funny, in a gross way..

FRIST!!! Well, if the bread was beer and the cheese was a shot of crown you'd like it. That's my favorite kind of sandwich....... besides a harrison ford/ clint eastwood sandwich. 20 years ago..

O.W., you are dead on once again. Hmmm...I do work right next to a sports bar...

Be right back!!!!!

@22 - funniest thing all day. Are there 2 more people to join in the singing behind you? Are you at a campfire?

Fuck off with these pictures allready. Seriously, her freckles are giving me convulsions.

"But I think you take the cake on retardedness"

The word is retardation.

Tough one, that. Sort of like insulting somebody about his lack of coordination while slipping and falling to the floor, splitting your pants in the process. Takes the edge off the insult juuuuuust a bit.

WHY DIDN'T THEY PHOTOSHOP THE SUN DAMAGED SKIN OUT?? IT'S ALL I CAN LOOK AT.

Hey mike, can you put this in your mouth until the swelling goes away?"
Thanks.

#18 -- I really hope you're joking. Dads being sexually attracted to their daughters is not normal, even if they're just "fantasies." Gross.

#12 - To borrow a well worn cliche "that just made me throw up a little in my mouth". You apparently have no kids. I would keep it that way,

Not too many years ago, I would have eagerly used her soaked tampons as chewing gum and dental floss. Now...eeeesh. Honestly, I'd rather fuck Britney. Greasy screaming pimpled flubber is an image that's easier to erase from your mind than sex with a postmenopausal 21-year-old.

deacon - that was "swollen"??? My sympathies, dude.

#34 - I've got an ATTRACTIVE daughter. Apparently you don't.

although your penis juice tasted nice in my mouth. I'm still holding it in there.

god she is so ugly she doesn't even come CLOSE to Monroe. What is she even thinking? The wig looks so fake and she needs a boob lift and she has way o many freckles, she is just plain ugly its an insult to the real Monroe pics.

Obviously, this speaks to me. DO NOT HAVE KIDS OF ANY KIND.

"penis juice" lol. Good one #38. High in riboflavanoids, I'm betting.

#39. Yes! all that money for the shoot, the shooter, etc and they use a crappy Party Store Marilyn wig? Even if these were good pics (and they are not - her skin is trashed. Where's the photoshop artist on this?) they would still be ruined by that awful awful wig.

"Dads being sexually attracted to their daughters is not normal, even if they're just "fantasies.""

If that were true, there'd be no such thing as the "incest taboo" because they'd be no need for such prohibition. Instead, it's one of only a handful of beliefs shared by almost all world cultures.

There. I feel better now..

What's for lush??

#37 - Uh, no, dick, you have a daughter unlucky enough to have a dad that sneaks a peek down her shirt when she dicks something up off the floor. People like you would think their daughter was "attractive" if she was ruthless and toothless. Daughters aren't attractive, unless you're a Jewish or Hispanic mother trying to find them a spouse. Nice try sicko.

"I am not going to look at those photos" - translation: I have already injured my wrist from wanking to them

#45 - "have a dad that sneaks a peek down her shirt when she dicks something up off the floor"

Pardon me, Rich, but your slip is showing...

Nasty thread with nasty people on it !

#47 - Yeah, ok. Let's hope your wife/ daughter/ baby mama/ unlucky idiot to pop out your seed doesn't catch daddy whispering his little girl's name when he has his monthly 30 second sex romp with her. I mean that could be embarassing. Here's a thought, try to work that little tidbit over a friendly round of beer at the local bar... "Yeah guys, have you seen the TITS on my little girl? Oh boy, if I wasn't her dad... I mean, you guys watch your daughters shower too, right? RIGHT? No, me either, I was just kidding... guys where are you going???"

I had a letter writer once, a dad, who said he and his tomboy daughter used to wrestle all the time when she was young, and it was lots of fun with lots of laughing and all that. Then the dad said his daughter hit puberty and started to develop physically, and after a little while he realized it just wasn't the same thing, so he found ways to avoid the whole wrestling thing until she grew out of it on her own. It was a very honest letter. The dads who say that things don't change when their daughters go through puberty are the ones to worry about, because they're lying to themselves.

#49 - I've never confused imaginary life with real life. Not even close. I'm not worried by confusing THIS with real life, either. Why would I be? Why would you?

What the fuck is up with all of the trolling today?? Why don't you asshole get a life..

Eeegads, that horrible horrible nouveau riche Hollywood trollop is gracing the cover of the New Yorker. All I can say is "eewwww". My blue blood is simply boiling. All those freckles, I think she may be of Irish heritage. Dear God what if she wants to vacation in the Hamptons this season, such horror. What next a center spread in the Atlantic Monthly? Oh how droll.

Michael Lohan:

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nude photos.....
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Whoooppppsss...

and why was her sister there anyway? if someone said "hey, wanna go watch your older brother do nude marilyn photos?" i think i'd prefer to stay home pick lint out of my ass cleavage.

What's sad is that she looks older than Marilyn Monroe ever did, and when Marilyn posed for playboy, she was older than Lindsay Lohan is in these pictures.

By far the tastiest meat is daughter.

She really looks bad in these photos....really bad. She looks like a mad with a wig on. She's pretty...she should have modeled something else.

Why is she showing the world wat the world has already seen!!!! its hardly a shocker , Jenna Jameson telling me she is about to convert to be a nun now thats shocking ....Lohan's nipple is about as shocking as Elton John announcing he is gay! ...still would tho ....Lohan not the john

These don't look good, they really don't look professional, there are bags under her eyes. This isn't really going to help her out of the hole she has put herself in.

LiLo has 3 things Marilyn Monroe didn't have: freckles, tattoos and a shaved bush. Yuck! :-(

Yes, she is interested in nudism. I saw her profile with nude photos on nudistconnect.com. Maybe she is dating with some nudist guy.

i feel very bad for this girl. oh wait, i don't. she has taken every opportunity to flash some of her private bits. it's totally pathetic. she looks bad in these pics. i mean, she has the perfect lighting and a professional photographer and photoshop and this is how the pics turn out? this is NOT ART but is rather, a slutty girl's EXCUSE for showing her saggy ass FAKE tits and nasty curveless, freckeled body. Gross. at least some nasty perv can whack off to it cuz they serve no use for normal people.
HER FACE SURGERY- BEFORE/ AFTER PICS
http://pollsb.com/polls/poll/5929/lindsay-lohan-ultra-succesful-facial-surgery-how-do-you-feel-about-it

really i think her dad will be the first one to look at the pics.

i've modeled in NY magazine as well.

http://i27.tinypic.com/2vk0spd.jpg

those photos are terrible, the photographer did a really bad job on them. Lindsay is an extremly photogenic girl and takes great photos.

Check out the pic of Lindsay recreating an Elizabeth Taylor look, way hot!\

http://www.lohangroupie.com/lindsay-lohans-elizabeth-taylor-impression/

THat cover only looks decent because they airbrushed and or makeup'd over that filthy ginger's shitspeckles.

If she thinks that wearing a dead animal on her head and calling herself "Marilyn Monroe" means that showing her tits is art, she ain't no adult. Only 5-year olds, or those stuck at the 5-year old level, worship Marilyn Monroe.

This guy redefines oblivious. Not since Laura and Leland Palmer has there been a father-daughter relationship like this.

Lindsay's skin is too tan and her face looks too rough and hard edged to pull off being a copy of the Monroe pics. Marilyn was fresh faced and her eyes sparkled, she came across as this girly innocent sex symbol, which is exactly why she became iconic. Linday's partied too much, tanned too much, and is too hard looking by this point. Five years ago it would have been a different story.

I still cant believe this actually happened... the power of positive thinking... now imagine lindsay lohan naked doing a backwards crabwalk... haha

several personality disorders come to mind, along with the sense that her career is in the shitter

She is one ugly bitch who I'd be willing to bet had freckles up in her cooter. There is NO way she could ever even remotely come close to being like Marilyn. These photos come off looking cheap and Lord only knows how, making her look even uglier. The photographer should be shot dead.

her body is so perfext, and gals at pinkmingle.com love her very much... and u can ciew more videos of her there..

Oh my god wat an assault on Marilyn Monroe´s name.
I really dont see wat all you american guys se in her (i know also by far not all marican guys).
She is so ugly on these pictures and not ever close to marilyn Monroe.
I saw so many more beautiful pictures of her (with clothes on'.

She has no waisline what so ever, i think that is the most ugly part of her body. Without the tits no one could tell she is a boy or a girl. And ok the tits are huge, but that is all. Her legs are firmless and her head is just ugly in those pictures with the fake wimpers

Nice titties.

But not even in the same league as Marilyn. It's amazing what she'll do for attention.

#52 - I was fooled by a troll? Great, now the terrorists have officially won...

Why would that jackass photographer pick this Daywalker?

As far as being a Marilyn Monroe? /fail

In the color photos through gauze? /yum

B/W inmage at the end where the looks like Granny Lohan? /puke

I think that if she were scrubbed down, put in normal clothing and sat in a coffee shop, 99% of the male visitors here would chat her up. She's no raving Hollywood beauty, but she's the sort of girl guys would want to meet in real life.

You know how when you go to a theme park or Las Vegas and they have those photo kiosks that let you put your face on Rambo or Marilyn Monroe's body, well that is exactly what these photos look like.

Marilyn Monroe was beautiful and Lindsay, as we can see from theses photos, is the other thing.

Also, wasn't Marilyn about 15 years older in her photos than Lindsay, well then I don't understand why Lindsay looks 15 years older than Marilyn did in the original photos. And, why are Lindsay's boob so saggy.

Everything you ever write stays online for eternity.

For you sick fucks, I hope it provides the ammo to get your incestous pedo asses thrown away forever.

I really liked our hookup and all, even though the prolbem with your E.D. was a bit unsettling. You were very anxious and sweet for an old guy with withered buttocks. As for the fascism - this is America. The crooks can go to Hell. They are the perverts you cowering little slut-boy!
I would love to see a bitch like you in the heat of battle.
I personally was indoctrinated that this is a free country and we have civil liberties such as freedom of speech. For those that do not respect this I suggest they go elsewhere.
Go Oligarchs and Kleptocrats, on scumbag and psycho and douchebags and syphlitics!

I don't know who the biggest attention whore is? Lindsay or Paris? Both dirty fire-crotches!

Why would anyone want to look at this chick naked? She is just a freckled freak of nature with the ugliest body I have seen on such a young person! Absolutely disgusting! She's so pasty white....she looks savage!

Usually when you are 20ish you are hot...but this one looks like she has already started to be over the hill! Fugly old loser!

Lohan needs to go away forever!

Wow, it's amazing how much your boobs grow when you like, start eating again. That bitch.

http://www.yourcelebritystuff.com/lindsay-lohan/lindsay-lohan-as-marilyn-monroe-in-the-last-sitting/#comment-320

She is extremely good looking no matter what she is wearing just check out those picks