Feb 26 2008Lindsay Lohan not welcomed at Prince's house
Prince threw the mother of all post-Oscar parties Sunday night and everyone was there. Even Best Actor Daniel Day Lewis who presumably drank all the milkshakes. The man loves his lactose. However, one person who wasn't there was Lindsay Lohan. Apparently the situation reached Code Red when Prince's people found out she might show up. FOX News reports:
Pop Tarts was left wondering where on earth party girl Lindsay Lohan was amid the excitement.
"A big deal was made by Prince's people that she wasn't to be invited or if she was already, she needed to be uninvited," our source said. "Apparently, Lindsay thought they were friends, so I am assuming she would have been disappointed."
I guess Prince didn't want anyone getting laid at his party. For those of you who don't get the joke, let me put it in scientific terms: You see, Y = Lindsay's vagina and X = every dude's penis at the party. As X approaches Y the chances of S = guaranteed sex on the dishwasher increases. If Y, again her vagina, is multiplied by C = champagne then you get the equation Y * C = F which is scorch marks on the carpet. This is directly proportional to Y getting kicked out the fucking door.
NOTE: Anyone that wishes to dispute the mathematic inaccuracies of this post can feel free to e-mail me and I'll describe what sex is like. (Hint: Awesome, yet strangely furry.)
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Reader Comments
1. b - February 26, 2008 4:01 PM
lol
2. mimi - February 26, 2008 4:01 PM
Fish SUKS!
3. b - February 26, 2008 4:02 PM
ya new zealand 1st
4. steven - February 26, 2008 4:03 PM
4thh. lindsay is fierce.
5. Gerald_Tarrant - February 26, 2008 4:04 PM
Prince is a fag anyhow. He'd rather fuck Matt Damon.
Lindsay can stop by my place for a party any day of the week.
6. Donkey Punch - February 26, 2008 4:07 PM
I guess he didn't want a talentless drunken whore throwing up on his carpets?
7. Auntie Kryst - February 26, 2008 4:13 PM
Apparently the story goes on. Prince's people and party staff went on red alert when Darling Lindsay was spotted in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine.
8. havoc - February 26, 2008 4:13 PM
#5 LMFAO!!!
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9. moobs - February 26, 2008 4:14 PM
He was just looking out for the Health of his guests.
10. JollyJumjuck - February 26, 2008 4:15 PM
Who the hell is "Pop Tarts"? Sounds like a band involving Britney, Paris, and Firecrotch.
11. Kate - February 26, 2008 4:17 PM
Here's a stupid question, I know "I drink your milkshake" is from "There will be blood" but what the hell is it supposed to mean? How am I supposed to work this into my every day vernacular?
12. aeuwave - February 26, 2008 4:20 PM
you forgot "A" - the chance of anal with a girl like Lindsay.
no need to thank me.
13. mixedmartialartvideos.com - February 26, 2008 4:28 PM
Game.... Blouses...
14. deacon jones - February 26, 2008 4:30 PM
#5 Exactly!
He was pissed because he found out there would actually be a female there without a cock under her skirt
15. null - February 26, 2008 4:31 PM
good for prince! he's a wacky dude, to be sure, but he made his party slightly more "classy" (if possible) by making lohan feel bad.
16. Racer X - February 26, 2008 4:31 PM
Bathe her, then bring her to me.
17. morga - February 26, 2008 4:31 PM
her knees look knasty there
18. FRIST!!! - February 26, 2008 4:31 PM
Hmmm...what about B+J??? What does that equal??
19. sportsdvl - February 26, 2008 4:34 PM
Oh yes, Prince is gay.......wonder what Appolonia, Sheila E, Kim Bassinger and God knows how many other hot chicks would say about that!
But seriously, who is this 40yr old guy in these photos?
20. Tapeworm - February 26, 2008 4:34 PM
Awesome picture. She looks like a 45 year old cow who sits in front of a slot machine all day with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth.
21. D. Richards - February 26, 2008 4:36 PM
Prince uninvited Lindsay because he was afraid that the party would run out of shrimp cocktails. The caterer brought only half as many shrimp as Prince had ordered and everybody knows that Lindsay Lohan is a complete, and utter whore for shrimp.
22. Gerald_Tarrant - February 26, 2008 4:44 PM
@19 - Oh yes, surrounding yourself with hot pieces of ass means you aren't gay. Like Tom Cruise and: Penelope Cruz, Nicole Kidman, Katie Holmes, Sofia Vergara and even Mimi Rogers (back in the day). I must be mistaken about Prince because of his laundry list of women.
23. Hemlock Queen - February 26, 2008 4:49 PM
Countdown to Rehab Reentry for the #.... Wait, where are we on that? I've lost count.
24. I love the 80s - February 26, 2008 4:54 PM
The good news is Wendy and Lisa got into the party. Actually they were part of the catering staff, but still. Morris Day was pouring drinks for tips.
25. - February 26, 2008 4:56 PM
Prince: [serving pancakes] Nice game, bitches.
26. Jimbo - February 26, 2008 4:58 PM
If surrounding yourself with hot women makes you gay, then I'm the straightest man alive. Just look at FRIST.
27. pucky - February 26, 2008 5:02 PM
Even though she's a ho, I'd still like some time in bed, on the couch, in the bathtub, on the dining room table, on the patio... with Ms. Lohan. I find her and her 36 year old breasts quite sexy.
28. Jimbo - February 26, 2008 5:06 PM
@26 You so funny! It took you this long to come up with this witty comment you dumb fucking troll..
29. monkeyfightclub - February 26, 2008 5:07 PM
Perhaps Lindsay should have purified herself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka
30. Daniel - February 26, 2008 5:11 PM
This girl is nasty, I mean... I can completely understand where Prince was coming from, I wouldn't want pippy at my party either, people might think things
31. FRIST!!! - February 26, 2008 5:15 PM
#26 totally hurt my feelings. I'm NEVER coming on this site again.
32. Het Ro - February 26, 2008 5:15 PM
Ok, let me get this straight (so to speak). The "hero" is a skinny midget fag who bans a notorious nympho slut from his party. O-kaaaaay....
I don't think this is a real story. It's just a means of finding out who's gay (all the "males" who post comments supporting banning Lindsay).
33. Jimbo - February 26, 2008 5:18 PM
I come on this site most times there are NSFW pictures.
34. The Laughing God - February 26, 2008 5:26 PM
She couldn't get in cause she is engaged. Look her left hand. Prince is friends with the guy, and doesn't want Loose Lindsay, making relations at his party. Prince was doing a guy a solid. Good looking out Prince.
35. Anonymous - February 26, 2008 5:38 PM
If this story is true, I just gained an enormous amount of respect for Prince.
36. La Frascatana - February 26, 2008 5:54 PM
If I were Lindsay Lohan I'd be content to sit home and know that I'm an outcast, because who would want to be "in" with these Prius-driving, hypocritical fuckwits who are, uniformly, a hundred times more slutty and revolting than Lindsay Lohan? Wow, at 21 she had a rehab boyfriend and had two one-night stands in Italy, what a freak! And Prince is what, a missionary to the lepers in Tanzania?
It's like bizarro world how this girl has been turned into a villain. It just shows what suckers people are. You can tell just by looking at her face that she's a normal girl in an abnormal situation.
37. The Real Reason - February 26, 2008 5:56 PM
The only reason Lindsay was not wanted because Prince saw how old and ugly she is when naked.
To be a slut is a choice. To have wrinkly skin, saggy boobs, flat ass, and no waist is not.
38. Kb - February 26, 2008 5:57 PM
She has wound up being a laughing-stock in Hollywood due to her pathetic and skanky behavior at parties and nightclubs, and consistent attention-seeking from the paps. She certainly isnt the talk-of-the-town because of her talent. Just like Paris Hilton. Not surprising that she is now being shunned.
Sounds like he wanted to have a classy affair, meaning this definitely was not the place for her to be.
39. Chauncey Gardner - February 26, 2008 6:01 PM
Prince is supposed to be a no-bullshit kind of guy. A talent manager friend of mine in Las Vegas has met Prince on several occasions, and he said Prince has always been (ironically) low key and down to earth.
He also told me a story about a party that both had attended where Penn Gillette had shown up and started dancing around and rambling incoherently while they watched. My friend looked at Prince, who looked back at him with a "can you believe this freak?" look on his face. Then they broke down laughing.
It was a bummer to hear that Penn is that big of a douche, but Prince came off pretty badass.
40. XavierH - February 26, 2008 6:05 PM
@37, actually the wrinkly skin is a choice too. If she wouldn't spend so much damn time in the sun, she'd have normal looking skin. Actually, based on the NY Mag shots (which showed mostly freckle-free skin on her boobs), she would've looked fairly creamy and delicious. Still, she reminds me enough of the bridge-n-tunnel girls from high school that I must admit a certain (potentially lethal) fondness for the LoHo.
As for the ass and waist, I guess she can sue her parents for lousy DNA.
41. Culture Warrior - February 26, 2008 6:11 PM
Damn. Who would have ever thought that Ashlee Simpson would look miles better than Hohan? Hohan looks absolutely terrible. Gross hag skank.
42. Sambo the Ass Pirate - February 26, 2008 6:13 PM
Bro's before Ho's
43. Jimboooo! - February 26, 2008 6:17 PM
Uhh, am I the only one that thinks she looks hot?
Shurely shum mishtake?
44. Grunion - February 26, 2008 6:22 PM
No pancakes for her
45. moobs - February 26, 2008 6:38 PM
Guys who worry about who is gay amongst the other guys in the group, is clearly showing interest.
46. Ted from LA - February 26, 2008 6:59 PM
Prince is a genius. Who else could have questionable talent, dress like a complete freak for 20 years straight (no pun intended) and still be considered "famous?" They should stick him in that vault in Norway. Maybe someday 800 years from now somebody can explain why the Symbol Formally Known as Prince was so famous. That stunt alone should have doomed his fame, but NO, not in America. For the first time in my adult life I am not proud of my country.
47. Posh918 - February 26, 2008 7:18 PM
She always has gallons of self tanner on....trying to cover up her freckles but its obviously not working. Amazes me how all of these pale white girls wish they had beautiful caramel skin....but end up looking, well....like her.
48. boo - February 26, 2008 7:21 PM
TERRIBLE hair extensions...
49. hmm - February 26, 2008 7:21 PM
Hideous cheap tasteless hooker dress, Lohan should definitely stop smearing her pale self with brown dirt, she's ugly, but looks better as a brunnette than as a blonde.
50. lori - February 26, 2008 7:36 PM
What's up with that expression on her face? She looks like she's saying "what are YOU looking at?" That spray tan is nasty stuff.
51. lori - February 26, 2008 7:36 PM
What's up with that expression on her face? She looks like she's saying "what are YOU looking at?" That spray tan is nasty stuff.
52. JAM - February 26, 2008 8:40 PM
Was the source for this story paris'i'm a whore with herpes' hilton by chance? Seems like something she would do to take the attention away from the fact that she was BANNED FROM THE OSCAR'S ALTOGETHER!
53. sicasso - February 26, 2008 8:45 PM
That's not Lindsay Lohan, that's Rumer Willis with her cock taped between under her ass.
Am I right?
54. L.Linus - February 26, 2008 9:18 PM
I saw the pictures and couldn't believe first she has no nipples, her old and tired skin, flat nasty looking ass and no waist. Also, she not very attactive at all. It just was a terrible decision to take those pictures. Plus, her tits sag and she only 21 years old.
55. jengirl - February 26, 2008 9:34 PM
how old is this pic? doesn't she have botox now?
56. LA is Shallow - February 26, 2008 9:48 PM
"Prince is a genius. Who else could have questionable talent"
No musician would ever say Prince has "questionable talent." Why do people still pay attention to him, even though his big commercial success is long behind him? Because he's a gifted musician. Night after night, he does after-hours jams with all sorts of bands - funk, blues, jazz, you name it. He shows up, joins the band after they're done with their set, and they jam for a few hours after closing. If you consider improvisation an elevated musical form, then yeah, he's a genius. But if you're hung up on lip-synchers will cool videos, who couldn't play a musical instrument (including voice) if their lives depended on it, then he must seem like a historical artifact.
57. milfhunuter - February 26, 2008 10:46 PM
She's a MILF. What? She's only only 22!!! Shit she looks worn.
58. N.Y. Ted - February 26, 2008 11:08 PM
The Symbol was probably freaked out by her horrid impersonation of Marylin Monroe! Actually it has been reported that Marylin did a few spins in her resting place at the thought of Lohan re-doing her photo shoot!
She is just Holly-weird trash!
59. 6tringer - February 26, 2008 11:13 PM
Prince's guitar skills are unmatched....well maybe not unmatched, but he is friggin incredible. He steals the show with his solo here http://youtube.com/watch?v=ifp_SVrlurY
questionable talent....I think not
60. old yeller - February 26, 2008 11:22 PM
NOBODY HAS ANSWERED THE DD LEWIS MILKSHAKE QUESTION YET. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?? I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE??
61. 1 MILF Hunter - February 26, 2008 11:43 PM
Prince doesn't dig freckles ta-ta's.
62. JANE - February 27, 2008 1:55 AM
eww nice covered up zits on her chin in the first pic
63. Skeps - February 27, 2008 1:55 AM
Two words:
DENIED BITCH
64. absolute - February 27, 2008 9:08 AM
She is beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e . c o m" yesterday. Is she single now? Just curious.
65. Joe - February 27, 2008 10:15 AM
Lactose is milk sugar, not milk itself. Do a little research next time.
66. Phili[p - February 27, 2008 10:24 AM
I love her smiley face. Looks cute! Anyone saw her hot albums and videos at the celeb site millionairecupid.com? Hot ans attractive girl.
67. Grunion - February 27, 2008 1:15 PM
#60 its from the movie There will be blood. DD lewis says it in hilarious fashion during the movie. Class is now over. Your welcome.
68. sha.nay.nay - February 27, 2008 1:57 PM
She looks like my Aunt Alice...bad for Lindsay, good for Aunt Alice (cuz she's 67).
69. Phili[p II - February 27, 2008 1:59 PM
I love her smiley face. Looks cute! Anyone saw her hot albums and videos at the celeb site MILLIONAIRECRACKWHORE.COM? Hot ans attractive girl.
70. Ted from LA - February 27, 2008 2:49 PM
I was just screwing with all you Symbol worshipers. I can't beleive I only pulled two out.
71. thankmelater - February 27, 2008 2:53 PM
#60...go see the movie...it's worth it. It's has both a literal meaning about side-drilling someone elses oil and it is a metaphor about f-ing with someone and winning.
72. Buzzkut - February 27, 2008 3:28 PM
Prince is a religious hypocrite whom picks and chooses his you are a bad on to sin accusations to suit his mood at the moment like his rich and arrogant elite pals. Of course no Hollywood star and celebrity doesn't want criminal activites and behavior to take place with Lindsay being there, cooperating in or with the crime.. because she was caught and is liable to get time in jail if in trouble again, and the rich and perverts getting their deviant fun on in private there at the party all will have to testify about the incident and link their name to hers.
73. Mk - February 28, 2008 1:09 AM
Reported by Fox news? How conservative and moral of them to report such important news. No better then Perez Hilton. Figures!
74. kate - February 28, 2008 3:34 PM
Has anybody hear about Pop Fiction. This show on E! Its going to be on air March 9th at 10:30 et/pt. If anybody knows about it let me know. Also ive seen these. This show is going to be good. It has to be its so secretive. Ive been hearing crazy rumors about it too!! Heres the link
http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/popfiction/index.jsp
CHAOS IS COMING. POP FICTION. MARCH 9. E! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
• HOLLYWOOD ARMAGEDDON. RESISTANCE FUTILE. POP FICTION. MARCH 9. E! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
75. herbiefrog - February 28, 2008 6:11 PM
...we loved the freckles )))
love babe )
76. pinkdate - February 28, 2008 10:48 PM
they r just ving a match and we r here see ing who l be the winner!
also their hot pics at ~~ pinkmingle.com ~~ r still in competetion , lol
77. Moped Tuning - March 5, 2008 9:14 AM
I hate her
78. PinkCandy2006 - May 11, 2008 3:18 PM
Stupido! Lindsay is beautiful, don't be jealous. Yeah she's made mistakes, but seriously Prince what is the worst Lindsay could have done? Maybe he was afraid someone was actually going to have a good time....I don't know. But I have seen video from this party and Lindsay was there so I don't know how true this is.