Feb 12 2008Lindsay Lohan gets peer pressured - by this guy?
Lindsay Lohan has been doing surprisingly well staying on the wagon but it appears her friend Little Lord Doucheington (above) is a bad influence, according to TMZ:
His name is Patrick Aufdenkamp, a friend/hanger-on of Lindsay's since well before she went to rehab, dating back three years. Multiple sources close to Lindz tell TMZ he's been putting her in too-close proximity to alcohol, and worse, he may be putting the progress she's made in serious jeopardy.
"He has nothing to offer her," says a family source, "and he looks at Lindsay as his meal ticket."
I don't really see this Aufdenkamp guy as much of a threat. His perm looks pretty flammable and Lindsay's a smoker. That's a recipe for a flaming gaylord ala Lindsay. I'm looking forward to seeing this dude turn into the human torch while Lindsay Lohan bangs all the firemen on the scene. And, okay, let's be real, a fire hydrant too.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
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Reader Comments
1. RichPort - February 12, 2008 10:20 AM
Meal ticket? Does he have a milk fetish?
2. ajkfdhsa - February 12, 2008 10:23 AM
except for the fact that she's got that orange glow we all know and love, she looks pretty good.
3. Trimboli - February 12, 2008 10:23 AM
2nd?
4. Jenniferxxx - February 12, 2008 10:23 AM
I am just a bit curious...Her profile was found on millionaire dating site'BillionaireCupid dot com' last week. I heard she just broke up with her boyfriend! I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site!
5. Kingsley Amis - February 12, 2008 10:23 AM
Second? Why does he have a Charlie's Angels' hairdo, but leave that oh-so-rugged stubble? He's such an enigma.
6. asfda - February 12, 2008 10:26 AM
#5- his version of a strike beard. that's as good as he can grow.
7. AssWipe - February 12, 2008 10:27 AM
Meal ticket ? isn't the chick broke, the guys obviously another fuck buddy and as for staying clean, anyone who thinks she still doesn't do coke is deluded.
8. Anal Fistula - February 12, 2008 10:32 AM
#7...fuck buddy? no way...he's wearing more feminine accessories than she is...
9. desmoot - February 12, 2008 10:33 AM
Oh how I hate these tools who promote the rich dating sites. Does anyone find these posts interesting? Get a life, troll...
10. Cartman - February 12, 2008 10:34 AM
if staying on the wagon is doing 3 lines of coke in a row at a LA party..then yeah, she's doing well
dirty skank..I'd hit that, with a rubber
how bout u people?
11. Roger Wilco - February 12, 2008 10:36 AM
I'd hit that, maybe with a baseball bat or something.
12. James - February 12, 2008 10:36 AM
Who are these two girls again?
13. zenoma - February 12, 2008 10:39 AM
OK. So when I first read this, I read it as his "sperm is flammable"! Puts a whole different flavor on the post!
14. deaconjones - February 12, 2008 10:47 AM
Uhhhhhhhhh....
Well, on the bright side, she looks slammin hot with the blond/brown eyes look
This guy just looks like he cries himself to sleep every night
15. iwish - February 12, 2008 10:48 AM
God, give the poor guy a break!!!!!
Just cause he has a perm doesnt mean everyone should gang up on him! He's probably a really nice guy, unlike you assholes!
16. Mal Gusto - February 12, 2008 10:55 AM
Unless this is an old picture, we have seen this guy's picture posted on the Superfich site before. I don't remember if it was related to Lohan or someone else. Does anyone else here remember?
17. whatever - February 12, 2008 10:58 AM
#15 - Can't you see he's got that FUTURE SERIAL KILLER look on his face? It's either that or someone just goosed him. I'm guessing it was a man.
18. It's me Fuckers - February 12, 2008 10:58 AM
ROFL!!! *pointing finger at 15* Holy fuck people like you just make me laugh!
19. FRIST!!! - February 12, 2008 11:01 AM
I didn't know they still made acid..
20. fergernauster - February 12, 2008 11:02 AM
He looks like a eunuch.
A lot.
21. peggy-o - February 12, 2008 11:03 AM
i remember seeing him before-my guess this is an old pic since she went brunette again recently. i could never forget that face....
22. Anal Fistula - February 12, 2008 11:03 AM
#15...he's probably a nice guy because he looks like lord doucheington? any man with a perm is either undergoing gender reassignment surgery, an aging 80's rock star, or a gargantuan sanitary napkin of a human being
23. Auntie Kryst - February 12, 2008 11:06 AM
@19 LOL Frist I was thinking that too. He's got that look of the hippy hookup man. I'm guessing these days he's probably the ecstasy connection.
24. whatever - February 12, 2008 11:08 AM
Here is his douchetastic myspace page. His photo collection is 100% Vinegar solution. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=40586470
25. RockyMtnHigh - February 12, 2008 11:09 AM
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/12/lindsay_lohan_snags_a_new_man.php
26. pants are no good - February 12, 2008 11:09 AM
old posts pegged him as the little kid from home improvement, taran noah smith.
27. fergernauster - February 12, 2008 11:11 AM
Look at the gay way in which he's holding his Blackberry.
Doesn't that say tons?
28. lipper - February 12, 2008 11:13 AM
He looks like a creepy child molester. Ick.
But good lord he has some healthy hair or what? No split end to be found. Wonder what conditioner he uses? Creepy fuck.
29. D. Richards (Serious.) - February 12, 2008 11:16 AM
Life would be almost barable after kicking Aufdenkamp's ribcage in until it caved inside out, tossing his heart in to the dirt.
30. Veroonica - February 12, 2008 11:25 AM
I didn't know Don Knotts had a sex change!
31. kinnypoo - February 12, 2008 11:25 AM
She looks pretty - just like mom Dina!
32. Cap'n Pickles - February 12, 2008 11:29 AM
Hey 4. She is looking to fuck your boyfriend while you watch, tied to a chair, your exposed genitalia smeared with peanut butter, for the enjoyment of the dog lapping joyfully away on your worn out twat, you stupid slut.
33. deaconjones - February 12, 2008 11:30 AM
This guy looks like he just snorted an 8 ball and spotted a catholic choir boy, at the same time
34. Little Lad - February 12, 2008 11:33 AM
Berries and cream, Berries and cream. I'm a Little Lad who loves Berries and Creeeeeeeeeeeam!
35. PTSD - February 12, 2008 11:38 AM
Lindsay's sister is looking fug these days
36. FromOutOfNoWhere - February 12, 2008 11:39 AM
Damn, did the Circus lose the beard lady again
37. Auto-Erotic-Asphixiation - February 12, 2008 11:43 AM
2 words --- FLAMIN FAG !!! --- NO JOB !!! --- PRETTY HAIR --- SENSUAL MOUTH !!! --- LINDSAYS BLOUSE --- HOMELESS HOMEBOY ---
Does this flamin-fag belong to the Sammy Luftftftft...whatever .... "Home School for Human Leaches? "
38. PMT overlord - February 12, 2008 11:45 AM
Imagine a male, brunette, very gay Mary-Kate/Ahsley Olsen.
That's him!
39. hmm - February 12, 2008 11:55 AM
This dude is trying to hard to be the new robert plant.
40. lyla - February 12, 2008 11:58 AM
#17 - i totally agree. I heard that when you can see the whites around someones eyes then it means that theyre psychos fer sure.
and serious? the kid from home improvement? gawd. that puts his creepy little mug into perspctive for me now. creeper. long luscious locked creeper.
41. D. Richards (Grip.) - February 12, 2008 12:10 PM
#39. Yeah, but Robert Plant was not, and is not, a faggot.
Mr. Lindsay Lohan can only try.
42. You're an ass, Doug! - February 12, 2008 12:32 PM
Very funny!
43. hrrrrrrrrr - February 12, 2008 12:36 PM
is the dude from godspell
44. Gerald_Tarrant - February 12, 2008 12:42 PM
He has a happy look on his face. I'll bet he just found a way to wear a maxi pad with his g-string panties.
45. Todd - February 12, 2008 12:42 PM
That's a guy? lol
46. Todd - February 12, 2008 12:42 PM
That's a guy? lol
47. Victoria - February 12, 2008 12:54 PM
I didn't know David Spade had an uglier brother with a perm.
48. brow - February 12, 2008 12:55 PM
must. not. make. eye. contact.
i feel like he is going to eat my soul.
49. Mr.Interlocutor - February 12, 2008 1:04 PM
How come when a guy takes it in the back door, it makes his eyes pop out? I saw Eddie impersonate a back door guy in Beverly Hills Cop and his eyes instantly popped out. This guy's eyes look like the glove is still in there from the procto exam.
50. Andrew - February 12, 2008 1:06 PM
He's handsome and masculine. In exactly the same way that Jennifer Love Hewitt is curvy and not-fat.
51. JackSpratling - February 12, 2008 1:14 PM
I'm with # 31. No kidding he's a bad influence. Look at the dude's eyes. He's coked out of his mind.
52. Grobpilot - February 12, 2008 1:21 PM
Shitbag looks like a fucking Lemur
53. amaia - February 12, 2008 1:27 PM
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
how ugly!!
54. Trover - February 12, 2008 1:29 PM
How old is Lindsay again? Please. This dude couldn't pressure TT to get it on with his dream tranny. LiLo is still partying, just at more low key places now. Beardie is just carrying around her 5 phones for her.
55. brevity guy - February 12, 2008 1:38 PM
He looks like Billy Zane in Tombstone.
I bet he does an awesome Shakespeare soliloquy.
Then he gets shot.
Then Jason Priestly cries.
56. Matthew - February 12, 2008 1:42 PM
again he looks like the taylor's youngest son mark on home improvemnt and he is dating HOHAN!
57. jo smo - February 12, 2008 2:22 PM
Looks like the cowardly lion from widard of oz........
58. kimmy - February 12, 2008 2:26 PM
he is her dealer. uh bad influence.... duh. what a joke.
59. Phil Spector - February 12, 2008 2:47 PM
I think that' s my son, Phil Spector, Jr! Although I haven't seen him since I murdered Lana Clarkson, married a hairdresser and gave the finger to the American justice system.
60. Grunion - February 12, 2008 3:15 PM
Blohan looks like an over -cafinated chipmunk.
61. Sapphire Eyes - February 12, 2008 3:23 PM
Blohan is dating Pauly Shore? Wow , what a screwed up world we live in!
62. verbal_warrior - February 12, 2008 3:30 PM
YES THANK YOU if you read this - whoever wrote this post is the ONE blogger I visit this page for. All the others are mediocre (adj., Eng., meaning: pretty boring).
63. Bodylotion - February 12, 2008 3:31 PM
That guy is a fucking daisy!
64. emily - February 12, 2008 3:31 PM
GIRL HAIR !GIRL HAIR! GIRL HAIR!!!
65. J B Yesssss - February 12, 2008 3:41 PM
Isn't that the youngest son from Home Improvement?
66. sameshitdifferentyear - February 12, 2008 4:11 PM
Holy shit what a pic
67. feg - February 12, 2008 4:25 PM
okay that was one of the funniest Fish posts I have ever read. the flammable perm line had me laughing out loud. Literally.
68. Califlame - February 12, 2008 4:56 PM
"Little Lord Douchington"!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! Holy shite that was funny as hell.
They're both totally coked out, btw.
69. Bob Loblaw - February 12, 2008 5:53 PM
I wasn't aware that Gilda Radner and Marty Feldman had a love child.
70. Bugsy - February 12, 2008 5:55 PM
This is that guy who loves berries and cream, right?
71. La Frascatana - February 12, 2008 6:32 PM
That's not Little Lord Douchington, it's Rowlf from the Muppets.
LiLo thinks she's the Queen, and Queens need queens. They're the only people hypocritical and backstabbing enough to kiss your ass constantly and tell you how great and fab-oo-lous you are, while at the same time plotting your downfall.
72. rainbow - February 12, 2008 7:45 PM
i thought this was the youngest guy from Home Improvement?
73. Trixie24 - February 12, 2008 8:03 PM
I thought that was Mel from Flight of the Conchords.
74. by - February 12, 2008 9:18 PM
He looks like taran noah smith off home improvement tv show.
75. Clem - February 12, 2008 9:53 PM
That is the biggest lookin queer I think I've ever seen. I have no dobt that Lay-Lo has more hair on her balls than him.
76. Clem - February 12, 2008 9:55 PM
What's really disconcerting is that Lazy is really looking gorgeous these days! NURSE!!!!
77. Wendy - February 12, 2008 10:27 PM
Dude, this guy was my neighbor growing up!! Holy crap! I thought he looked familiar when I saw this photo, and low and behold, it's him. Good to see he's in good company doing well for himself haha.
78. Pilatunes - February 12, 2008 11:51 PM
I beat that guys ass without stepping away from my monitor.
79. FRT - February 13, 2008 1:12 AM
You sure this guy isn't the illegitimate offspring of "Crusty the Clown"...???
One thing I can GUARENTEEE you is...he likes it up the fucking bum!
Lohan probably puts on her strap-on and gives it to him until he cries mommy!
80. greenmeatattack - February 13, 2008 3:15 AM
He's got Marty Feldman eyes.
81. Marie-Jo - February 13, 2008 5:56 AM
Lol he SERIOUSLY looks like Urbanus and he's like 60 years old (a belgian comedian)
here's a pic to compare. http://www.online-urbanus.be/images/lp8_1.JPG
82. Preesi - February 13, 2008 9:10 AM
I thought it was the kid from Home Improvement...
83. lila - February 13, 2008 9:27 AM
I thought Tiny Tim had passed away????
84. El Chinko - February 16, 2008 2:48 PM
I'm Yellow and has a knob, just point me where Lohan bangs the hydrant pls
85. Franko-n-Beanos - February 19, 2008 11:38 AM
He looks like one of those shemale things from that aphex twin video. haha
86. Franko-n-Beanos - February 19, 2008 11:38 AM
He looks like one of those shemale things from that aphex twin video. haha
87. Drake - February 19, 2008 11:27 PM
Call the cops it looks like Lindsey's gonna get raped!