Feb 7 2008Kirsten Dunst is in rehab

But she's so pure and beautiful.

How could this happen?

isn't that where Eva Mendez is too? maybe Dunst is in rehab for lesbionic reasons....

Do they have a resident dental professional at the Cirque Lodge?

oh good on her

Another day, another "celeb" in rehab.

Soon all of Hollywood will end up at Promises or the Cirque Lodge (they both sound like day spas!)

I love those gloves. Anyone know where I can get some?

She saw how bad she was in Spidey 3 and went on a bender. Now it's time to get clean.

It's a total career move. Rehab has done such wonder for Britney and Lindsay.

They have rehab for ugly now?

It's been awhile since her last movie right? Time to get that face out there again I guess. I'd call her another quitter, but none of these celebutards really have a problem other than being publicity whores. Give me the old days of movies when it was cool to be a drunk - a real drunk. Damn, I wish Oliver Reed was still alive.

How dare Kirsten! How dare her! Trying to upstage Britney.

Look, Dunce-st, it'll never happen, okay. Nobody cares about you. Not like they do about Britney Spears; you're just grade-C meat. You lost all of your charisma the second you hit puberty.

Yeah, that's right! Yeah. Run away to Spiderman you stupid twat. And don't come back! Ugly!

you just ain't cool unless you're rehab. weak ass celebs can't handle their drugs. i'm looking at you ledger.

Judging from the photo, the rehab joint must be in the shade.

Good God are thesuperficial.com writers ever NOT funny.

noneyobeezwax....you might be the biggest douche of the year for saying that.

Forget about rehab, who the fuck cut off her fingers???

#12 Dammit, you stole my pale joke. ;-)

#3 and dammit you stole my teef joke.

My work here is complete.

I'm with you #14

Dude, the fuck? Either the Superfish writer is Irish and also writes for fashion.ie or they've totally just stole his shit.

http://www.fashion.ie/aggregator/gossip/47925-kirsten-dunst-rehab

Sue those bitches!

is rehab the new cool thing to do for celebrities? first it was those tiny dogs, then it was having babies, now this? half these people are probably faking whatever the fuck it is that ails them.

All we can hope is that it sticks. If they go in for the right reason they have a better chance at making a life change if not who knows

sounds to me like kirsten wanted a little media attention.

Cirque Lodge?

Isn't that where Cirque Du Soleil sends their performers to learn how to be the best darn circus freaks this side of the Atlantic ocean?

What would Kirsten be? Bearded woman? No, she has no body hair. Half-man Half-woman? No, Kirsten's too hideous to be considered either. Animal trainer? No, but close: Animal fluffer. Look out!

She looks very beautiful and gorgeous! I saw her profile on millionaire and celebrity dating site millionairefriends.com. Charlie Sheen found his match there.

She looks very beautiful and gorgeous! I saw her profile on millionaire and celebrity dating site millionairefriends.com. Charlie Sheen found his match there.

She looks very beautiful and gorgeous! I saw her profile on millionaire and celebrity dating site millionairefriends.com. Charlie Sheen found his match there.

Have you ever seen how ugly her teeth are. She has long canine teeth or they could be vampire teeth, I'm not really sure. On second thought, she must be a vampire because she is a whiter shade of pale that is subhuman, and she looks like death warmed over all the time.

This girl must really be working for the devil.

I'm sick and tired of the assholes like #24 saying I have a profile on their site. It's a scam. My "match" is any hooker that charges under $2000 for an overnight stay. Preferably a six foot blond with big tits that I can snort coke off of. I have nothing to do with those scammers and I do not endorse their product.

What about Tara???

What the FUCK is wrong with these people? What a bunch of fucking retards. Zero willpower. Mental midgets.

Oh right, Tara's not an alcoholic..

Yawn! Dunst is boring, boring, boring. Let's have more stories that give an excuse to show pictures of Christina Aguileras massive baby knockers.

Yawn! Dunst is boring, boring, boring. Let's have more stories that give an excuse to show pictures of Christina Aguileras massive baby knockers.

#14 - so you think i'm a douche because i said something insensitive towards an actor you liked? well, i think he's a douche because he thought it a good idea to take 6 different medications, which resulted in his death and ultimately left his infant daughter without a father. perhaps if he had gone to rehab, he wouldn't be a corpse.

now that i think about it, you're the douche for supporting some two bit drug addicted hack that thought of only himself and left his child fatherless.

you really are a scumbag.

this happens to normal people too :/

What happened to movie stars who just kept drinking and died of liver failure? You know, the golden age of the Hollywood?

Finally. An Excuse for Her Royal Hideousness.

So I guess it is true that she was hammered all through the shooting of "Elizabethtown".

The chicks go to rehab, and live. The dudes refuse help and die. Not an absolute rule by any means, but it holds most of the time.

i'm not 100%, but i'm pretty sure that its probably not a drinking problem that kirsten has. i'm thinking its an illegal drug...i don't see her as a drunk.

ps. get better kiki, i love you.

Kirsten, I know you'll overcome this problem and go on to even greater success. You're a beautiful, talented woman. Sending you a virtual backrub in support of your recovery!

Aww, I want to got to rehab, too.

Why God, why didn't Heath get the help he needed. *sob*sob*sob*

We lost the greatest actor of our time. Hollywood should close their doors because there will never be an actor that is as great as Heath Ledger. I will never watch another movie again.

I can't believe the Iraqi terrorists aren't stopping the violence over the tragic and completely accidental death of the world's most talented actor. Osama bin Laden lists Heath as his favorite actor on gaycowboymingle.com.

When celebs want publicity, they either go to rehab or release video of them talking about how they saved firefighters at ground zero on 9/11.

Isn't #41 just such a sensitive scumbag?

You know. Ted Bundy enjoyed giving backrubs. Well, he enjoyed giving backrubs before he was overcome with the insatiable urge to beat and strangle the woman he was massaging, to death.

BAH! what an idiot. that last thing i would do if i was hammered is check myself into rehab. i'd throw a family size bag of tater tots in the oven and start handing out tequila shots. what's wrong with these self-righteous celebrities. enjoy your drink already!

#43! You are wrong, dead wrong!

Heath is (was - Hee-Hee) this generations most talented star. He was not a mediocre why-was-he-an-actor-again, actor. No way! Heath's the new Robert De Niro.

Well, the new Bob De Niro, but with an accidental overdose which culminated in a pathetic death.

Looks like, rehab is the new black.

Does anyone else have an urge to eat a piece of white wedding cake with white frosting and wash it down with a glass of white milk whenever you see this woman? Or is it just me?

#45 I'm on it!!

That's it! I'm going to rehab so I can recover too. Of course, when I mean "rehab" I mean "McDonald's" and when I say "recover" I mean "masturbate to pictures of Early the Bird."

It's the goggles...

Poor Kirstin and her notoriously shit tits.

Poor Kirstin and her notoriously shit tits.

Is going to rehab the new Hollywood trend?

Oh look, another rich privileged star with a substance abuse problem.

Is anyone else getting tired of seeing these popular, wealthy, on top of th world people having to stoop to drugs/alcohol just to get by?

Acting/entertainment is one occupation I will steer my daughter clear of.

I guess she wanted to hang with Eva Mendes? Perhaps they can share a bunk bed at Circque...Yawn. Another "celeb" in rehab....

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#8 is the only comment worth reading. if you like this troll you should kill yourself

Nah, can't be alcohol... I mean you can't see the bile through her transluscent skin or anything, so her liver must be A-okay.

Probably snorting Oxycontin... I think that's why all these assholes wear the glasses, so no one notices the pinpoint pupils.

Hopefully after rehab she can cut her teeth on some new roles.

@ 37 - I think she was wasted through "Crazy/Beautiful", she was NASTY in that movie and that boy was way too fine for her character...ugh...

Hopefully there's an orthodontist there to fix her fucked up Chiclets too.

we should all be praying that she's addicted to crystal meth. then it's only a matter of time before "meth mouth" takes over, her teeth fall out, and then ultimately (hopefully! fingers crossed!)...some expensive dental work.

I'm thinking it's occupational rehab. You'd go too if you'd chewed your fingers down to nubs. and acted in marie antoinette.

But she said she smokes pot. no one goes to rehab just for pot ..

But she said she smokes pot. no one goes to rehab just for pot ..

What makes this enjoyable is she used to be so smug -- "If everyone smoked pot the world would be a better place!" Now she's "not in a good place."

What happened to the magical harmonious weed fumes that will bring us all together? You mean the dream of the 60's is dead?

you guys are fucking retarded-her teeth are not disgusting at all. maybe she doesnt get them bleached and prefers to go natural-coffee, nicotine stains-whatever. oh my god its sooooooo horrible that kirsten chooses to be a normal person.

a guy i was sitting behind on the LIRR tonight swore up and down to his seatmate that he saw kirsten dunst today wearing fur and loaded with shopping bags. she signed a number of autographs as well. Why in God's name would he make up this underwhelming celebrity sighting?! I'm torn between believing this working class slob or a tabloid magazine. I choose the slob. Star= bullshit.

Dude also bumped into Christopher Plummer and addressed him as "General Zod", which I enjoyed.

Now its fashionable to be in rehab..Christ..Does Kirsten even have an addiction??? What is she addicted to... shopping or something..for fucks sake....at least put in a couple of years of being obviously strung out before submitting yourself to rehab Kirsten, thats how the REAL adicts do it...unless your pretending to be an addict for the extra attention it garners! Goddamn these Hollywood fuckers make me sick.

she's ugly. her career's in the toilet. whoever chose her to work in film had bad judgment. she sucks.

no one cared and no one is shocked

Rehab? No amount of rehab can stop her from being an ugly fucking cunt

ohh nooooooooo why :(

she's THE cutest!

yesss, she rocks!!!!

i love Kirsten Dunst!!!

She looks like a heroin addict to me, pale, skinny and altogether disgusting.

don't you know where can I get those gloves in New Mexico?? I

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? she's just addicted to cocaine, yall.

Jeez... take some notes or something.

Why would they move their Vegas act to Utah?

As someone who has done a lot of narcotics, I can tell you that anyone who has can tell a narcotic addict from a mile away - they pupils do tell it all.
Another victim of the oxy most likely.

who ever you are said somthin bad about ledger... well maybe you should just take your self out of this world i garuntee your a bigger piece of shit than anyone i know ;you wanna talk shit about others so you n feel good about your own pethatic life. grow up you piece of shit.. just because your a worthless bastard an think you can get people to notice yoiu for bein a computer warrior dont mean shit i seriously hope somebody fucks you up fpr bein an inconsiterate piece shit.. see you in hell asshole