Feb 6 2008Kelly Rowland still alive, wearing bikinis

To help lift our spirits after all the Heath Ledger business, here's Kelly Rowland of Destiny's Child in a bikini. I was always convinced Beyonce kept her former bandmates locked in a trunk, but it looks my theory was incorrect. Just like the time I thought Justin Timberlake shot all the members of N'Sync and made sneakers out of their skin. Hey, those high-tops looked like Joey Fatone. How was I supposed to know JT just stepped out of the rain and walked through an unswept barber shop?

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

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First!!! Her ass makes me hungry for some cottage cheese.

"Who the fuck is Kell...oh Destiny's Child singer. Hmmm, back to work."

FRIST

Kelly's so cute. Don't like the green bikini on her though...

Looking rather sexy there, least she hasn't got pit hair this time.

she is dating a young multi-millionaire on millionaire dating site CelebMingle .com now. I saw her profile on that site last week.

She is dating a young whore named Lisa (#7) at lisasawhore.com

As for the picture, yummy. Her ass does remind me of that hail storm that damage my car in 1993.

The towel boy in pic 2 isn't being too obvious that he's checking out her tits.

Oh, jesus! Who's bright idea was it to dress a chimpanzee in a jade green bikini? Quick, somebody provide Kelly with a minature bicycle!

Circus is fun.

Also, notice the yellow soles of Kelly's feet? I'm going to skip lunch today.

"To help lift our spirits after all the Heath Ledger business"

What the fuck? My spirits are low because a mediocre actor/druggy didn't have shit for brains OD'd on prescription meds, accidentally. Woe is me, thankfully this has made me feel better about Saint Heath's untimely and completely accidental death.

She makes me so jealous I'm going to kill us both!!!

Only jealous of anyone who is warm..

And next on "Slow Day at the Fish", an EXCLUSIVE interview with Leona Helmsley's dog on life as a millionaire bitch, with excerpts by Celine Dion. Don't miss it!

Picture #2-white man's always telling us folk to stay off their beach.

#12? Are you the guy that believes he's my e-brother?

In other news, RichPort's penis is inside my vagina.

eddie murphy is looking fine these days... what? that's not eddie murphy?

she's really tan.

WTF.......Bring........on........the.........Brit !!!!!!!

Ted from LA, ROFLMAO!!

Word on the street is that she loves to lick monkey buttholes. I should know. I saw her profile on "GreedilyTonguingOprah'sGorillaButthole.com" And yes, I'm being paid to say that.

#15, no, I'm FRIST!!! I don't know who that guy is, but he's funny!!

Amazing...I saw she had a personal account on 'MEETRICH.COM', a private site for millionaires&celebrities I heard of from a
friend of mine. The blog is updated very often. I think it may be ture.

Is it employee day already? No, then who allowed her into my club?

#18. That's not a tan. Kelly was frolicking in the mud at her favorite watering hole.

She's always very vigilant for the terrible crocodiles too.

Happy Ash Wednesday Everybody!!!!!!!!

or is it Merry Ash Wednesday....I get confused.

22- that IS amazing!! It's also amazing that RichPort STILL has his penis inside LadyJanes vagina. You hangin in there lady??

Someone got a boob job !!

Someone got a boob job !!

Someone got a boob job !!

Someone got a boob job !!

I still think shes so cute, but i dont remember her boobies being that big.

#26 - There's room for one more... I'm just sayin'...

I didn't know they have cameras in Africa.

im not racist, but i can't help but say "monkey feet!"

#31, her boobs are huge because she gained like 40 lbs.

hi yall:

Just took Daisy for a clip n dip. Might go for a walk in a few. LOL

Hood should come out with choco cottage cheese.

Oh well, be back after I start din din.

byeee LMOA

This nagger does have some big ass titties......

LOL @ Ted......

Yes!

Left Eye is still so hot.

"To help lift our spirits after all the Heath Ledger business, here's 100 each of his leftover Percocet and Vicodin!"

She has a couple of sexy boob...Is she single now? Her profile and photos were found on the millionairecelebrity dating club (MillMatch.....com) "She is very picky about guys," according to officials of that site, "they have to be fertile douches orshe won't date them!"

She's always been hotter than DC made her look.
Great tits too.

#'s 1, 2 and 4, you're all losers

Mmmmmm.......chocolate.

@39 That would be awesome. Why can't you buy that shit on e-bay. They could charge more just cause they are Ledgers. That would be a lot of swallowed memorabilia. Ha! What Tom Cruise does, doesn't count.........

Seriously.

Why is she laying out? I don't think I've ever seen a blackie lay out.

Who?

Oh yeah...and...

Who cares?

she looks really beautiful.
except that one pic without the sunglasses, she looks a lot like Walt from Lost in that one.

If that's a boob job, her doctor should receive a life-time supply of $1.00 bills.

you guys are a bunch of racist a-holes i hope you rot.

Even fair looking nigras have linebacker bodies.

WOW!! SHE GOT IMPLANTS!!! good on her. she used to be flat when she was in the band! she was never bigger than a B. now she's got huge ones! black girls are hot in green!

Kelly looks on worse that any of the sleazy, saggy, pastey as white chicks on posted on this website, but somehow she's especially ugly because she's black? GTFO!

You inbred, redneck, bigots need to burn in hell!

She looks like Nick Canon with tits!!!

What the fuck am I supposed to be seeing here other than a couple of plastic tits and some dark cottage cheese?

Ooga booga.

41, please remember to pull that plug out of your ass before you start talking with it

there are some ignorant people on here.....but i guess i should just feel sorry for those poor white trash racist comments....funny how you would never make those comments in public to intelligent people....enjo your trailer and shag carpet......and no i am not black....

She's got a hammer-toe workin on the right foot. Nothing to hide the rest of her charm...but she needs to deal with that now, before it becomes a real pain.

Where the fuck is this? All the resorts I've been to had signs saying "No Animals".

She used to stand next to Beyonce as a profession, right?
LMFAO #18

yall are piece of sh*t racist white trash haters... i feel sorry for you all...

Why do darkies have white palms and feet?

EWWWWW!!! YUCKY BUNION RIGHT FOOT!!!!!!!!!!!

EWWWWW!!! YUCKY BUNION RIGHT FOOT!!!!!!!!!!!

She's still very pretty.

No, I don't think she looks hot either. But what is with the racist comments? Why must you people go there? Is it not year 2008? When will we stop with the racist garbage?

She looks pretty cute - real tits too unlike her Fake Ass SISTAH - Beeeyotche

all you racist idiots - give me a break. they wouldn't let you in a country club no matter how many five dollar bills and snaggle-toothed grins you flashed 'em. (and no, floating on inner tubes in the kentucky river does not count as a classy activity.)

kelly is hot.

black beauty, very nice and great shots.

igor

on a mission to kill whitey...but in other news, kelly rowland is sexy, and d richards (neo-nerd) is a pathetic little honkey who has sex with ma every night and lives in the trailer park with the rest of the hogs and donkeys called white people.

WTF WTFWTWFWTWFWTFT

The WHITE MAN invented candy corn you drooling proles! The WHITE MAN also invented the BLACK MAN as an alternative fuel source when the SPACE JEWSS invade and steal all our gay pornography.

Watch the skies my cream colored brothers! My Boosh protect u! <3

the only things whitey invented were beer bellies, trailer parks, and that stupid white trash accent called hillbilly talk. you honkeys took one of the BLACK MAN'S most important and prized invention, and that's rock music, shame on you inbred hicks.

the only things whitey invented were beer bellies, trailer parks, and that stupid white trash accent called hillbilly talk. you honkeys took one of the BLACK MAN'S most important and prized invention, and that's rock music, shame on you inbred hicks.

i'm wanking

That is a fine looking woman. I'd treat her to a pizza and then treat myself to that sweet bod. Tasty!

She looks pretty cute
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I find it strange when this site posts pictures of black women that the black community almost unanimously considers beautiful, and then I read all of the whiteys' comments and its all about how wide her hips are or she's a gorilla/monkey/some sort of animal...it's pretty funny. I guess our cultures prefer different things [or maybe you haven't opened your mind to something other than european/all-american white beauty]

but at least on black sites, if a white girl is mentioned, we don't go on rants about her pasty white skin and call her a pig or something of the sort. we can recognize beauty of differing race, you should try it.

yall suck as a black women yall are cruel at least she's not on drugs and white crashing cars losing custody of her children or making sex tapes so stop hateing

Wow!

I'm totally gobsmacked by all of the racist comments on here.

American's are always so surprised when they find out that the rest of the world doesn't like them. Yet, you have absolutely no self-awareness and comprehension of just how biggoted and bullying you are seen to be by the rest of us. Redneck doesn't even begin to describe it.

If a simple picture of Kelly Rowland can cause these sorts of comments, on what should be a light-hearted celebrity gossip site, then I truly dread to think what the really active bigots in your country are getting up to.

And shame on you www.thesuperficial.com for tollerating this sort of behaviour on your website.

To the previous poster...

You have to ignore these people. Sometimes it is nothing more than a black person hiding behind and computer making trouble. Even if it is not, I doubt highly that you have to worry about cowards saying too much in public. They can say it when their identity is hidden, but they know what will happen if they say it publicly.

oh... and that goes both ways whether white or black making racist statements. It's old people. Get original if you're going to hurl insults.

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