Feb 14 2008Happy Valentine's Day!

Now that's what Valentine's Day is all about!

Fiirst !
She looks like Lio.

i luvvv her stitched-on nipples.

first!
haha she has fake boobs

#2 & 4, you are both losers

Nice scars...feh.

What kind of wretched beast am I looking at here?

Whatever it is, it's over forty.

At least she knows what women are good for.

I want to wear that same outfit at my own book launch party.

Gross, you can see the Frankentit scars on her nipples.

Ewww! Why is she hiding cantaloupes with salami stiched to them under her corset??

She's had a nose job!!! I hate those breasts - disgusting and you can see where her nipples have been sewn back on - nice. Trashy, vulgar and low down whore, cannot stand her.

#5, thanks for sayin it for me.

She need better razor to shave arm pits, yukie!

I hope the sutures worked or my teeth will rip that nipple out by its roots.

oh my GOD you CAN see that they've been stitched on... that is really horrifying. great argument against fake breasticles.

i would eat the peanuts ....

the rest of you are shrivel dicked liars

Screw the sutures. I would still fuck frankentits! I would even let her husband watch. Although he better keep his tongue away from my ass. Looks like he has a little sugar in the tank.

@7 you are wrong she's under 30!

I'd bend her over and pound her ass without so much as a look at her boobs. Just to fuck with her mind. Well...also because I enjoy sex much more when the girl finds it painful :)

She's not even drunk! What a fucking whore.

Honestly, I don't think she looks that bad. This uberwhore used to be an freaky orangey superslut. I think the brunette hair cuts down the skank factor a bit. I guess I miss the Wonder Woman TV show. Shit, I'm even saying these nice words about a filthy inbred limey tramp. WTF is wrong with me?

#20 That's weird dude. I enjoy sex when she cums her brains out. So making sure she reaches max pleasure works for me. I'm betting you aren't too successful in getting call backs.

Look at the stiching scares around the nips. Frankensein nipples!

Look at the stiching scares around the nips. Frankensein nipples! I'd still hit it!!!

#23 - stop kissing up, sensitive dude. Nobody's impressed.

@ Pic 2

Niiiiice, stiches around the nipple, Frankenstein style, just what every guy wants to put his mouth on, dumb cunt

22- hahahaha auntie!

She had a breast reduction over Christmas. You never would have thought it!!!

HAHAHAHHA!

Look at her arm pits in Pic 7, it looks like someone stuck two used pussies under her arms, fucking NASTY!

Well its pretty good. the wacky franken nips are strange. Still whatever I'd wack it to her

@30 who the hell is looking at her arm pits? You must be a homo!!

She looks better than she used to alright, but I still don't like the skank. My little sister and loads of other easily entertained people buys her books. She's a bad role model, surely us Brits have someone better looking and less slutty to show the world?

#33 - no, it's either this plastic cunt or Amy Winehouse. Thanks a lot.

@33 Would that be Camilla Parker Bowles, Dutches of Cornwall??

Damn, I'm her age and she looks all beat to hell, like almost 40. I mean, look at her skin, it's full of age spots. And the frankenboob, just horrible.

To: # 20 Utley:
You sound like a scary RAPIST. Seriously, I am scared of you. Stop watching so much porn, because you are losing touch with reality, you dumb, sick son of a bitch!!!!!! P.S. Mommy issues much???? There are probably not many even somewhat attractive women that would even consider having sex with you, let alone any call backs. You suck, scary RAPIST!!!!!!!

Thank you for this lovely valentine's treat. Seriously, how many brain cells is she missing by not realizing that her nip is showing? I guess she lost all sensitivity in them from her numerous breast jobs. On the plus side, she looks way better with dark hair and less ridiculously large boobs.

I had no idea her life required not one but three novels.

I had no idea that novels and autobiographies were the same thing.

Say a lot about the webmaster's literacy.

wow superfish what's with the increased number of updates today? you're a real goer today. (i'm just feeding you the inuendo now. it's a valentine's gift)

#37 - Janine - thanks! That meant a lot, especially on Valentine's Day!

So...are you hot? Face isn't critical by any means - if you're kind of a grimbo, but with a tight body, as you know already I'm quite ready to face you the other way and have at it. All the better for the hair-pulling!

I await your response!

p.s. No Fatties.

For those of you hoping to fuck this pig, you're wasting your time. She's already booked to Storm Cat.

Janine, I love you. Happy Valentine's Day.

I love how everyone seems to dislike her, more chance of me hittin it!
She's gorgeous and I would knock the back out of it in a heartbeat....probly take that long too!

Sheesh. She used to be beautiful. I wouldn't have even recognized her now with all the surgical tweaks and botox and whatever. Time to put her down like Barbaro.

She was said to have a personal account on 'BillionaireCupid dot com' club with her hot pictures and blogs there. The site is getting hotter and hotter, cuz quite a few millionaires and celebrities tend to go there.

I cannot believe all of you losers that post these ugly comments . I am willing to wager a can on corn that all of the females that post are overweight, acne prone, pot bellied pigs that reek of fish. I bet you don't have a man in your life and if you do, he's probably a monster with a bugger nose. You wish you look like half of the women that are pictured here. Those rich bitches would run circles around you freakin trolls!
And the guys who say all of that BS like she's gross and I wouldn't do her! yeah right.... Living in mommie's house/basement with nothing else to do when you leave those minimum wage jobs but to put down people who wouldn't wipe their feet on your Sunday best !!! Yeah BITCHES, I said it!

AHAHAHA! She's wearing a cape! A sodding CAPE! *snorts*
I love that sheepish look she has as she's hoicking up her shitilly-made top

Not to get in the middle of a possible hook-up, but damnit Utley, that's the hardest I have laughed in days.

I've never heard of this human. Her tits are ginormous, but she looks like definite eye candy for men, lesbians or bi people. I'm none of those.

I'll remember this picture for the next time I wear my Predator outfit without nipple covers.

Worst boob job ever...her nipples are all stitched up. Better choose another butcher, next time.

#4 is a fucking genius.

I could have done without seeing Mrs. Frankenipple on Valentines day!

I would let her shit in my mouth.

#46 hearts Frankenboobies. O.O

She is so hot. I have seen her profile with sexy pix on a dating site named "Searching Millionaire dot com". It is for millionaires and celebrities. Her photos were certified there. I sent a wink to her but no reply yet.

why does she have stretch marks on her arms (pic 7, on the left)? did she used to be fat???

nevermind, i now realize it is the reflection of her lovely sequins. oopsie.

Her tits look like my bubble eyed gold fish

those are some nice cut 'n paste nipples

Nice try Fish. But this bitch's fug nips aren't gonna get me through the night on this year's wretched Vday.

Can you provide some booze? Perhaps a bludgeon to the head?

wow, it's just all out there isn't it? typically a "nipple-slip" is, like, a little bit of the top of it, but whoa, there it is, like, the whole thing.
Damn.
Her nipple is bigger than my whole breast. i don't know if that implies that my breasts are THAT small, or her boobs are just TOO big, but whatever, she kinda looks fugly in the face region with all that make-up and false eyelashes.
BTW, her nipples are stitched on like that because she had a breast reduction, which requires the nipple to be removed and repositioned. so it isn't from mondo-fake-boobs, just from reconstruction. looks like shit still, but at least it isn't like Tara Reed style.

....Is it only me or is she FREAKIN GORGEOUS????

@61...check #43

DAMN YOUR EYES!!!!!

Those are some hideous looking boobs

#7 surprisingly no, she's not over forty. I'm not even sure she's reached 30. She's fairly famous in the UK for doing ... well, nothing

Note to self: Do not lift arms up to look all sexy in my white sequined baton twirling outfit....

I have no clue who this bitch is, but I would like to drill a hole thru the front of her skull with an 1 5/8's Forstner bit and fuck her cranium like it was athe receiving end of a hydraulic jackhammer. Then I'd pic the bits of her brain off my cock and force feed them to Rush Limbaugh and Hillary Clinton.

That is all, fucktards.

God I mean1 5/8" , the, and pick....

Oh please.
Every single one of you guys would totally bang her in a heartbeat.
You have no standards.

her nips have sew marks on them!

#64? No shit.

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NO ONE ELSE COMMENTED ON HER NOSE JOB! She looks almost like a different person!

i love that you can see her nipple stitches.

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# 8 " Andy"
Shut the f*ck up , and shove that crap right up your as# you dickhead !

# 8 " Andy"
Shut the f*ck up , and shove that crap right up your as# you dickhead !

I'D STILL TAP THAT!

NICE.......

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I have a question for all you guys ok.

Yes you can see where they cut her nipples and stitched them back on. They have to do that when the do a breast lift. Also thats the only way to make stretched areolas smaller.

Well my question is, wouldn't you all be just as grossed out if she had sagging breasts with big stretched out areolas? I mean what is she expected to do? Let them be droopy with big huge nipples or tightened up with cut smaller nipples?

Her mouth has as much porcelain as a urinal... and probably about as much piss.

Awful
Absolutely hideous

Malibu Barbie is made up of less plastic and manufactured parts

You want a belated high-quality (media-manufactured bullshit) Valentine's Day pin-up chick??

Mercedes McNab.

For any girls reading this, girls LOVE to fuck girls with fake tits, but would never date them!

Her armpits have clits...Gross.

that is so gross that you can see the stitches where her nipples were pasted back on after implants, gag!!!!

damn i wish i had legs like hers.

but she is SUCH a whore.

Damn, I thought that was Janice Dickenson. Not exactly a compliment to someone half her age...

Whaaaaat? This is Katie Price??? Oh shit, what has she done to herself? She looks NOTHING like herself. I knew she had gotten a nose job lately but I hadn't seen pictures of her after the job, I guess this is the result. Oh Katie, bad bad bad. Why in hell did you mess up with your face and ruined it with a nose job that wasn't necessary at all? Now you have ruined your beauty thanks to unnecessary plastic surgery, add one more to the list. It looks like if you just suddenly aged at least 10 years.
Holy shit, Katie Price used to be hot as hell and stunning, now she looks like an average lady. Poor Katie.

She looks like Wonder Woman.

Wow, she looks like a different person now. She's had some work done on her face too--definite nose job. She looks a lot better. Unlike the rest of us normal people, these "celebrities" just keep getting better and better looking as time goes by!

Who's the skank again? A British "celebrity"? I hope she's famous for suing the SHIT out of her plastic surgeon.....

Nipple stitchessssss! OMG!!!

@ 81: There's nothing she can do to make these people happy. They just want to sit at home and criticize and criticize and criticize, in an endless stream of hate-filled bile. Our society seems to be on the attack when it comes to our celebrities lately -- don't blame them -- they're just following the latest trend.

And really, why would you expect any logic from the bleats of the sheeple?

I’d hit it, but goddamn it looks like she’s been breastfeeding a badger.

To Utley:
I am glad I could make you feel good, especially on this love-filled day. I forgive you because you made me laugh.
P.S. I have a JLO booty before she got big and pregnant, and I have been told many times I look like Drew Barrymore in the face, but prettier, according to my ex. My chest is 38 C cup. Unfortunately, I am engaged, and also, not into bum sex and scary rapists (although doggy style is my favorite postion).
Love and kisses, Janine XOXOXOXOX

That chick is hot

You can see where they sewed her nipples back on after the boob job. Yeech.

Make up can do amazing things...not to mention that a corset makes you look bigger than you are. She look like Kim Delaney.

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her nipples look like they were just sewn back up. wtf.
noticable much?!

who?

wait. i don't care.

do that again.

wow she has nipple freckles

And you are.................?

relly nice !

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i guess it was cold where she was at that is why we see the nipple freckles.

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i guess it was cold where she was at that is why we see the nipple freckles.

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i guess it was cold where she was at that is why we see the nipple freckles.

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OMG, so beautiful. I saw the same photo in a profile on BillionaireFriends.c om. The profile is sincere and attractive. Even clebs are lonely sometimes. Maybe sometimes they really need a rich soul mate rather than a rich buddy.

People are so Jealous here. I bet its all girls too.

Jordan is beautiful with or without make up.

JEALOUSY KILLS!

I dont give a shit what her "frankenippes" look like, as long as they dont pop off while im playing em, its all good =]

id still hit it.
lol, i dont care.

Her mouth has had much jizzum in it for sure.

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Worst boob job ever...her nipples are all stitched up. Better choose another butcher, next time

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