Feb 22 2008Katie Price doesn't give book signing her all
Katie Price showed up for another book signing yesterday for "Jordan: Pushed to the Limit." Maybe it's me, but Katie just seemed to be going through the motions. Yeah, she brought her surgically-reduced but still mammoth chest, but unlike her Valentine's Day signing there were no gratuitous nipple slips. Way to go, Katie. Now what do I tell the children? I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure nipples are an essential part of promoting literacy. I mean, I read all kinds of stuff thanks to the strip club. Mostly the word "Hate" on the bouncer's knuckle when they realize I'm tipping the girls with scratched-off lottery tickets, but you get the picture: It's all about the kids.
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1. Jimbo - February 22, 2008 3:34 PM
rub rub rub one out
rub rub rub one out
2. Lovebuzz - February 22, 2008 3:35 PM
um, whats that on her lip?
3. Jo - February 22, 2008 3:38 PM
Those stitches on her nips really ruined it for me :(
Sad panda :(
4. morga - February 22, 2008 3:39 PM
Ugh, why does Superfish insist on posting this disguisting Realdoll? At least trainwrecks like Britney are amusing even if they're not attractive. Look at this girl's knees....blech.
5. Pegasus - February 22, 2008 3:40 PM
who cares
6. The Office Whore - February 22, 2008 3:43 PM
Who is that? Is it a book about stripping?? In the words of FRIST!!! WTC??
I'm going home now to my REAL bottle of whiskey, but I'll leave this innerwebual goodness in your hands.. Drink responsibly.
7. Auntie Kryst - February 22, 2008 3:45 PM
Wow a book signing at WH Smith, how prestigious. What airport is she in? Also the orange skin is back. For a second there I thought that British whore looked good.
8. Alexandra - February 22, 2008 3:46 PM
She looks like a black girl here. I'm a black girl so I can say that. Actually maybe she doesn't look black considering her weird knees.
Where's Harvey?
9. Les Nessman - February 22, 2008 3:48 PM
She's as phony as a $3 bill.
10. Jennifer2 - February 22, 2008 3:52 PM
I am just a bit curious...Her profile was found on millionaire dating site"BillionaireCupid dot com'last week.
11. stevenholt1@mac.com - February 22, 2008 3:56 PM
Vapid cunt
12. Rat - February 22, 2008 3:58 PM
Holy crap! She can read?
She's lookin kinda skanky!
13. Easily Impressed - February 22, 2008 4:00 PM
I thought that Katie Price/Jordan got her jugs surgically reduced? Still look rather above average to me.
Does the book have a centerfold?
I am appalled, of course, yet strangely moved....
14. Gerald_Tarrant - February 22, 2008 4:05 PM
She was tired. Isn't this her third book? Her and Nick Lachey should hook up since they both lead enormously stressful lives.
15. Sambo the Ass Pirate - February 22, 2008 4:08 PM
xrist, she could cut diamonds with those knees.
16. Mike - February 22, 2008 4:10 PM
Looks like her boobs shrunk. Maybe she deflated them some to look more intelecshal when she's holding a book.
17. Sambo the Ass Pirate - February 22, 2008 4:14 PM
mike, RTFA
18. gotmilk? - February 22, 2008 4:18 PM
nice eyelashes. who did her make up, a mortician? is she competing with jenna jameson to see who looks more like they have the high 5?
19. Pete - February 22, 2008 4:20 PM
Boring. I'm already pulled back to wondering what Amy Winehouse's pussy smells like. If like me you're a fan a really pungent pussies, she's a true stank goddess. Not so much with the pictures from awhile ago, when she was half dressed and psychotic. More the recent ones, where she's cleaned up and semi-psychotic. Especially the skirt pictures. Can't you just about smell her under that skirt? I swear, the pictures load and my nose starts twitching. Like people in Jimbo's office, my coworkers know at that point to avoid eye contact and ignore the sound of a zipper going down (except in my case it's when Amy pics come up, in Jimbo's case it's whenever he rereads an email from FRIST).
20. amma - February 22, 2008 4:47 PM
The expression "mutton dressed up as lamb" comes to mind.
21. unicornzrawk - February 22, 2008 4:55 PM
She looks good for a British girl.
22. D. Richards (Assless.) - February 22, 2008 5:02 PM
People are probably wondering why Katie's signing headshots of another person.
How she must cry alone in her bed at night.
23. Willy Wonka's Wonkeye Factory - February 22, 2008 5:07 PM
@20....pig in a blanket comes to mind...
24. Hotness - February 22, 2008 5:43 PM
Fuck!! She's looking much better than in those Valentine pictures.
God she's fucking HOT. Edible from head to toe... I'd lick her all day and night long. YUM.
25. Hotness - February 22, 2008 5:45 PM
But I must say, she really didn't need a nose job. She looked much better without it. Oh well.
26. knob - February 22, 2008 5:46 PM
Damn, it looks like she has spent a lot of time on those knees!
27. Ted from LA - February 22, 2008 6:53 PM
I'll bet the average IQ of the people waiting in line for her autograph is 65.
28. Ted from LA - February 22, 2008 6:54 PM
Which is 5 points higher than the person doing the signing.
29. Bummer - February 22, 2008 7:15 PM
Old lady knees. :(
30. GUT THIS WHORE ALREADY - February 22, 2008 7:57 PM
you can always tell a woman's age by her hands, her neck and her knees.
31. word - February 22, 2008 8:53 PM
when did she turn in to a light skinned black women?!?!
32. crazy otto - February 22, 2008 9:03 PM
i've got three words for our miss price,....free mustache rides,........seriously
33. akldllie - February 22, 2008 9:13 PM
She is really cute.. I have seen her photo on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named " Searching Millionaire dot com".. Many men winked at her there.
34. ch474 - February 22, 2008 9:42 PM
She's spent too much time on her knees. She's developed a hell of a callus.
... and the Frankenstich nipples really turn me off ...
35. ch474 - February 22, 2008 9:42 PM
She's spent too much time on her knees. She's developed a hell of a callus.
... and the Frankenstich nipples really turn me off ...
36. ch474 - February 22, 2008 9:42 PM
She's spent too much time on her knees. She's developed a hell of a callus.
... and the Frankenstich nipples really turn me off ...
37. chloesmith - February 22, 2008 10:28 PM
She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a Military&celebs club 'uniformedCupid dot com'. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog...In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.
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39. Mark Kozelek - February 23, 2008 12:00 AM
First bitches!
40. SucreKid - February 23, 2008 12:09 AM
First? Ah yes.... first to KozeLICKMYBALLS. (To Dork Kozelickmyballs up there)
Now to make this comment relevant to the post.... lick my balls mark. lick my balls.
(this woman represents the over 60% of illiterates in America... a book? Sheesh!)
41. HappyYummy - February 23, 2008 4:05 AM
who? Everyone keeps talking about her and putting pictures up, but she has the most unrecognizable faces ever... If I saw her in the street, I would have no idea who she is. Maybe by her boobs, but eh. Boring, uglier than the ordinary girl.
42. Katkat - February 23, 2008 9:25 AM
When I first looked at the picture I didn't actually look at the headline and thought, "Why is that cute black woman holding books with some blonde chick on that cover?"
Then I thought, "And why are her hands white? And why do her knees look so weir- Oh. Yeah. It's just Jordan and her freaky tan."
43. Grumpus - February 23, 2008 1:24 PM
It's Nick Lachy with a rack and some extensions. Look at that mug on it.
44. Randall - February 23, 2008 6:40 PM
Katie Price is complimenting herself with a black and gray style.
Notice how well she matches from the head down. Her black stallion hair shimmers in the light, which dangles down shoulders where a gray cardigan sweater rests gently. Her black skirt matches well with her hair, only to repeat the style with GAP wool leggings that hug her perfect form.
Revlon nail polish glistens to match her warm, supple lips and painted toes.
45. Dani - February 23, 2008 8:29 PM
Well, and she's dressed like a little schoolgirl, too, so clearly she knows it is all about the kids.
46. Jakedasnake.com - February 23, 2008 9:56 PM
she is a toad lol .....she actually looked nice pre surgery now she looks like a characture
47. tam - February 24, 2008 2:31 AM
hideous....just hideous....http://tampham.blogspot.com
48. matt - February 24, 2008 10:51 AM
She's so manifestly synthetic that any human being willing to remain in the same room as her automatically disproves the Uncanny Valley theory.
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50. Lowlands - February 24, 2008 3:10 PM
She wrote a book?I'm running out of breath to the bookstore to get it lol.Just another bunghole trying to sell a crappy product folks.
51. Sauron - February 24, 2008 3:37 PM
For sure it's a crappy product.I'm only wondering what half a braincell could be writing about?
52. Whinnyhouse - February 24, 2008 4:51 PM
Can barely believe she's only 28, so fake - fake boobs, fake nose, fake teeth, fake hair, fake personality. I wish a semi would crush her to death.
53. tad - February 25, 2008 12:17 AM
Jared Fogle the subway guy out celebrating 10 years of getting skinny by trying to pick up college girls at 2:00 AM
http://blog.thewi11is.com/2008/02/19/the-trutth-jarod-drinks-his-dinners.aspx
54. lila - February 25, 2008 2:08 AM
She is 28????? She looks about 38, well that just goes to show you what years of piling the make-up on your face, adding more weight to your chest (look at the horrible looking tired out knees) and overstaying your welcome in a tanning bed will do to a person. Good thing she isn't blonde or that would make her look about 48.
55. Italian Stallion - February 25, 2008 2:19 AM
She looks fake and all, but I would superman that ho.........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGe4QlpsNbA
56. Uncle Eccoli - February 25, 2008 11:52 AM
@#41
You're right. The look-alike waiting to see her was a bigger hit and had some people completely fooled.
57. KAtie Jordan Fan - February 25, 2008 1:11 PM
Her ego is so big she needs 2 names. Or one for each boob at least
58. N.Y. Ted - February 25, 2008 4:24 PM
Augmented or not! She sure has big boobs for such a tiny girl!
She could poke me in the eyes with her nipples...!!!
59. Jamba! - February 26, 2008 7:02 PM
Yeah I was there for a meet and greet for her saturday gig - disappointed with her is all I'll say.
60. Katies number 1 fan! - March 18, 2008 11:00 AM
im katies number 1 fan shes amazing and ive met her too!! shes gorgeous in real life! and she doesnt cry alone in bed at night she has a stunning hubby!!!
61. Katies number 1 fan! - March 18, 2008 11:00 AM
im katies number 1 fan shes amazing and ive met her too!! shes gorgeous in real life! and she doesnt cry alone in bed at night she has a stunning hubby!!!