Feb 28 2008Kate Hudson hooking up with Owen Wilson
Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are supposedly rekindling their relationship. This can not end well. Too soon? Nah, just right. Here's what Us Weekly has to say:
Now that Wilson, 39, is healthy again – he presented an award at Sunday's Academy Awards – he and Hudson may be rebuilding their romance, Us Weekly reports.
"They are hooking up," a Wilson insider told Us. Confirms a Hudson source, "They have definitely been talking, hanging out and, yes, hooking up."
However, just last week I posted that Kate and Justin Timberlake were getting no-pants friendly which Us Weekly also mentions in their article. So, I guess I can just start writing daily posts with the generic headline "Kate Hudson bangs someone new." Chances are it'll be true. And at the rate she's going, Kate Hudson will be doing chicks by spring. Then it will be my sacred journalistic duty to find every single pic of those hookups. I can almost taste that Pulitzer. No, wait, it's the breakfast burrito I just ate. Extra onions was a bad choice. Hey, Frank the intern, come over and smell my breath. *breathes* Ha ha! Frank? Frank, wake up. Not again- Medic!
Reader Comments
1. ashley - February 28, 2008 11:31 AM
good, they're cute together.
2. karma - February 28, 2008 11:32 AM
1st
3. long dong silver - February 28, 2008 11:33 AM
apparently she's back to finish him off this time.
4. Arctic - February 28, 2008 11:33 AM
Will you look at the ASS on this woman! Owen is one lucky guy I tells ya!
5. NubCake - February 28, 2008 11:34 AM
loooooooooool @ no.3
6. WhoCares - February 28, 2008 11:34 AM
word
7. Ted from LA - February 28, 2008 11:36 AM
RIP Owen Wilson.
8. Kate Has Nice Round Ass - February 28, 2008 11:36 AM
I have a little respect for Owen now: he gets bored quickly when fucking bimbos like the last (commonplace, forgettable) model or Playboy bunnies.
9. Mike - February 28, 2008 11:39 AM
When they say "Hooking up" do they mean they are haveing sex? I wanna hook with something other than my goat..
10. die already - February 28, 2008 11:41 AM
whoever said the old "attempt suicide to win her back" doesn't work clearly hasn't tried this method. it is timeless and reels dumb bitches in like trout every time.
11. The Office Whore - February 28, 2008 11:41 AM
why do I find the term "hooking up" so retarded? Yeah, we totally scammed last night. I think we're hookin up. He totally dry humped me. It ruled..
12. IKE - February 28, 2008 11:42 AM
#3, it sure seems that way!
RUN OWEN!!
(Nice ass, though)
13. RENEE - February 28, 2008 11:44 AM
What happened to her? She seems like she's aged 10 years in a few months and put on like 40 lbs. She used to have such a fit and toned body. At this rate she'll look older than her own mother in a couple years.
14. fergernauster - February 28, 2008 11:46 AM
Nice ass implants, Kate.
Just think how damned UNCOMFORTABLE they must be when one is riding on a cold, hard public bus seat with an enraged driver at the helm.
Her chest and behind are (naturally) as flat as French crepes.
15. jesus will smite you - February 28, 2008 11:47 AM
nothing makes me want to date a guy more than knowing he's as stable as a house of cards in a hurricane.
16. gits - February 28, 2008 11:48 AM
Owen must hate tits.
17. Will - February 28, 2008 11:49 AM
I can understand being sexually obsessed with Amy Winehouse, but not Kate Hudson.
18. Murder - February 28, 2008 11:49 AM
I hate this idiotic bitch. She is STUPID as all hell and needs to be killed :D
19. Mike - February 28, 2008 11:50 AM
@11 Hey Office Whore, I would love to dry hump you.. I am so bored with my goat. He always tries to get away. I bet I would not have to hold you by the ears to keep you from running away..
20. Jesse - February 28, 2008 11:51 AM
Her butt looks like one of Kim Kardashian's asscheeks.
21. Auntie Kryst - February 28, 2008 11:51 AM
@11 "we totally scammed" lol, that brings me back. I'd add to that, "after drinking a two liter of Bartles & Jaymes." Damn I'm old now. Where's my bottle, I need to Irish up my coffee.
22. Ted from LA - February 28, 2008 11:53 AM
#19,
Who says chivarly is dead.
23. Dick Richards - February 28, 2008 11:53 AM
What happened?! Kate Hudson grew an ass.
24. Mal - February 28, 2008 11:53 AM
She's addicted to 69ing with him because she barely notices his dick in her mouth and she loves being licked while a penis penetrates her (his nose).
25. Ted from LA - February 28, 2008 11:55 AM
#20,
More like her anus.
26. What Ted Really Wanted to Write - February 28, 2008 11:56 AM
Me like her anus.
27. GOSSIPgirl08 - February 28, 2008 11:58 AM
We LOVE Kate and Owen, Keep him HEALTHY kate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
28. The Office Whore - February 28, 2008 12:00 PM
21- Auntie Kryst..... not Boones Farm wine at the rock quarry??
29. jay - February 28, 2008 12:00 PM
now that their back together, his next crazy breakdown will have to be kicked up a knotch. i'm betting on him pulling a budd dwyer by late summer. you heard it here first.
30. mamadough - February 28, 2008 12:06 PM
21, my brother was named Jaymes after Bartles & Jaymes.
fucking hippie dippie pothead couple. i hope he swallows some antifreeze next time. i just really wanted to say hippie dippie.
31. steve - February 28, 2008 12:07 PM
As much as it pains me to say it, I would NOT want to go ass to mouth on Kate. That's a great age-defying ass but an annoying and rapidly aging face. I'm afraid it's only donkey punches for her.
32. Jammy - February 28, 2008 12:07 PM
.....what the FUCK is the attraction with that titless, squinty-eyed bag full of smug? BTW she's not so good either.
Ha! I got ya!
33. mamadough - February 28, 2008 12:14 PM
oh, and goddamn, if the 1980s had anal leakage, it would be that hideous prom dress she has on
34. Mike - February 28, 2008 12:18 PM
She looks a lot like Sky Lopez.
35. mmmmm - February 28, 2008 12:20 PM
she's pathetic. she's in it just to feel like she "saved" his life. he's in it for the ass pounding and protein facials he can provide.
36. miggs - February 28, 2008 12:21 PM
Justin Timberlake, then back to Owen Wilson.
Exactly how much ass licking does this woman require???
37. A - February 28, 2008 12:21 PM
I am not a fan of blonde women but I have to say she is pretty with a sexy ass
38. Auntie Kryst - February 28, 2008 12:24 PM
@28 Forgot about Boonies, Strawberry Hill was a favorite flavor. I recall those times as being really "tits".
@29 Hollyweird actors are wussies. They prefer to OD. Guns are too messy. Selfish pricks want to make sure they leave a good looking corpse.
@30 There are worse names. I guarantee there are a pair of twin brothers out in this world named Colt and Forty-five.
39. oakling - February 28, 2008 12:24 PM
Hee! "no-pants friendly."
40. Mike - February 28, 2008 12:27 PM
And just so everyone knows, Sky Lopez is the name of my goat.
41. Ted Mosby - February 28, 2008 12:34 PM
She's hot. He's not. Perfect Hollywood couple.
42. Ted from LA - February 28, 2008 12:37 PM
#40,
What did you get your goat for Valentine's Day?
43. Mike - February 28, 2008 12:58 PM
#42 - a thread-killing joke.
44. RichPort - February 28, 2008 1:18 PM
So I guess JT didn't wanna off himself... the Black Widow stalks the easy prey...
45. Harry Ballzack - February 28, 2008 1:18 PM
Owen Wilson's such a loser -
His whole life is defined by the phrase "One step forward two steps back"
Sooooooo ............ How's that whole thing workin out for ya these days Wilson ?
It was plain as the failed attempt to kill yourself that you would be going back to Hudson eventually. Most train wrecks do happen in Hollywood-
over & over & over & ............
Piss on this dude ....
WHERE'S MY SPEARS FAMILY FIX ??? (good for at least 8-10 stories a day)
MY NEW HILTON FAMILY PHOTO ALBUM ??? (good for at least 3-7 a day)
MY LOHAN FAMILY SING ALONG ??? (Grandma & Grandpa singin a song the kids in bed wondering where it all went wrong ....)
I am missing "literally" 10's of 20 or more stories right out of Hollyweird.
Get With The Fucking Program sub ! - If not ... " I KEEEL YOU !!! "
46. billabong021 - February 28, 2008 1:59 PM
Wasn't she the reason Owen Wilson OD'd in the first place?
47. Italian Stallion - February 28, 2008 2:09 PM
Maybe this time he will get it right, and I'm not talking about the relationship............
48. tommygun - February 28, 2008 2:34 PM
Um, she's built like a 10 yr old boy
49. Kosta - February 28, 2008 2:41 PM
Has anybody hear about Pop Fiction. This show on E! Its going to be on air March 9th. If anybody know about it let me know. Also ive seen these. I think this show is going to be good. It has to be its so secretive. Here the link
http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/popfiction/index.jsp
CHAOS IS COMING. POP FICTION. MARCH 9. E! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
• HOLLYWOOD ARMAGEDDON. RESISTANCE FUTILE. POP FICTION. MARCH 9. E! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
50. kosta - February 28, 2008 2:42 PM
Has anybody hear about Pop Fiction. This show on E! Its going to be on air March 9th. If anybody know about it let me know. Also ive seen these. I think this show is going to be good. It has to be its so secretive. Here the link
http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/popfiction/index.jsp
CHAOS IS COMING. POP FICTION. MARCH 9. E! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
• HOLLYWOOD ARMAGEDDON. RESISTANCE FUTILE. POP FICTION. MARCH 9. E! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
51. N.Y. Ted - February 28, 2008 2:56 PM
Owen Wilson is in love with only one thing...and that is the fucking spike of heroin he jams into his fucking bum cheeks every day!
He'll be the next celeb to be planted in the ground!
Fucking loser!
52. boo - February 28, 2008 5:10 PM
she's gained a lot of weight!! wow...
53. Alice - February 28, 2008 7:26 PM
SEXY! She's gorgeous. But even clebs are lonely sometimes. Someone saw her profile with hot photos on Billionaire Friends. com. A joke made by someone?
54. Alice - February 28, 2008 7:29 PM
OMG, so beautiful. I saw the same photo in a profile on BillionaireFriends.com. The profile is sincere and attractive. Even clebs are lonely sometimes. Maybe sometimes they really need a rich soul mate rather than a rich buddy.
55. BishOP - February 28, 2008 7:30 PM
This has got to be the biggest slut in Hollywood. Even worst than Scarlett.
56. Netsurfer - February 29, 2008 2:43 PM
Disgusting tramp.
57. Netsurfer - February 29, 2008 2:43 PM
Disgusting tramp.
58. Chris - March 2, 2008 11:25 PM
I'm so goddamn sick of the term "hooking up." It's uber-retarded. It's like how everyone says, "My bad."
Why can't people just say, "Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are fucking?"
59. Seks Seyret - March 3, 2008 10:17 AM
it sure seems that way!