Feb 11 2008Jennifer Love Hewitt wants to save something

Okay, I'm going to be a total asshole now. a) No way in HELL is that girl a size 2, so she needs to just admit that she's not that small, and b) I'm sure she could find the time in her "busy" schedule to jog if she wanted to.

They're holding on to each other for dear life because halfway down the escalator alarm went off.

First!

I mean Fat!

Save this

Fuck the future

Her ASS keeps getting w i d e r.

Okay, its not that she's fat or anything but no WAY is she a size 2. And those jeans are really NOT flattering on her.

b u s i n e s s class

THAT is a size 8. At least!

"Okay, its not that she's fat or anything"

Yes she is.

I thought that was a gym bag in photo number 3 and I was going to make a joke about it...then I looked closer and found out it's just a really big purse. I have a purse that big...for sneaking food into the movie theatre...hhmmmmm...

her arms alone are a size 4... invest in a totalgym fatty fatty fat fat!!

Ok, I'm sure I'm going to get eaten alive here for sticking up for her, but I don't think JLH meant that SHE was a size 2 when she made that comment. I took it as her saying that society says that even a size 2 is fat. I don't think she is that fat, she just inherited the unfortunately large hips she has. Her face and upper body are fine, maybe a little toning is in order, but she is just one of the pear shaped girls.

The tank top should say "Save the Tits" because that's the only attractive part of her left.

Save the future. Shoot Obama.

Thank you Doomhammer! I don't want a terrorist for my next president!

Here we go again. Everybody will say she's not fat but her outfit is unflattering, especially the jeans. Look, we've seen recent pictures of what's under the seat of those jeans. IT'S NOT THE OUTFIT. Any cottage cheese wrapper is bound to look ugly.

It says, "Save the Furniture," not "Save the Future." The "ture" part is right above her size 2 ass.

she wants to save the future so she can have it as a midnight snack tonight.

she's going to be a fat hog after a baby. that guy she's marrying must really like her cause this isn't a good sign of her future looks.

"I'm sure I'm going to get eaten alive here for sticking up for her"

You only need to be eaten alive if you upset her supporters.

Have you watched The Biggest Loser? Those are fat people, JLH is not.

Kim,
How could you go from being so smart in one post (defending JLH) to being so dumb in your Obama post? It must be a troll.

"Have you watched The Biggest Loser? Those are fat people"

hate to burst your bubble but theres a difference between fat and morbidly obese.

Ted,
With a 3-letter name, there could be duplicates. You need to look closely.

#12 - Agreed.

The people on Biggest Loser are disgusting whales. JLH is fat. Look at her arms and her picnic table butt. Her outfits are unflattering because her body is in them.

#24,
Thank you troll. I'm starting to like you (Ted to LA).

She needs to tone up. She's not fat, just sloppy looking.

I'd still hit that six ways to Sunday.

I think she looks incredibly hot. I don't know what you tool-bags look for in a girl. "Hey dude, I can see her intestines work she's so skinny! I need to make her mine!"

Get real. Stick figures are disgusting. JLH is HOT!

Here we go again...

You know, I really hate the hypocrisy of girls. All the girls who "defend" Jennifer here will rip an equivalently overweight girl who they dislike, for example, Britney. You're all changeable Hillarys, with no true ideas.

seriously...try again, and make it believable this time. the desperation showed through loud and clear.

Meh...who cares. I do like how she manages to be both a hypocrite and a poseur. Just another wasteful conspicuous consumer wearing a trendy shirt with a "green" message to the mall…Fail.

#23. Agreed. Fuck seriously what is with the thinking in extremes with you people. "Well at least she's not Nicole Richie and she's not like Rosie O'donell". Yes, BUTT (big fat wide BUTT) there is a whole world of acceptable healthy hotness in the MIDDLE.

This gilr has the TYPICA L lazty not obese fat girl body. She relies on her boobs to attract men and she has let everything else get huge. She has mom arms, a mom ass, a mom tummy but what? No CHILDREN. She was once very toned and now what the FUCK? Is she 50? Did she just have twins yesterday? No fucking excuses.

NEWSFLASH lardies if you eat well and work out you will NEVER be this size. She's lazy and she binges. FACT and FACT.

All of you defending her are either her size or likely MUCH bigger.

I don't like her, not because she's fat, but because she's untalented, bitchy, and full of herself, as her recent comments showed. And she's fat.

I'm sure it is just a bad camera angle that makes her ass look twice as wide as the guy she is with in the last pic.......Yeah that's it......bad camera angle.

Her butt is wide but it's flat.

/would hit it doggystyle

She should get a show on the CW network, because she's let herself go to the point where she appeals primarily to similarly undisciplined black folks.

We have a new definition for "white guy":

Her butt is wide but it's flat.

/would hit it doggystyle

#29. There is a big difference between stick figure and JLH. I love how the only way to defend this hwhiny cow is to use extremes of annorexics. Jennifer love Hewitt was in great shape a few years ago and she's still in her 20's thems are lazy, binger pounds she's thrown on.

What about girls like Pnenloppe Cruz and Jessica Biel, toned and hot, no eating disorders and nof fat asses. I guess they are just "lucky " right? Fuck that. Work out eat well and you can have a great body.

where was the save the whales joke

@13
Yes!

Do something with those flabby arms. She's not bad though, for a Jew. Usually by her age they balloon up and start wearing the gawdiest, most obnoxious jewelry/hair/clothes imaginable

#29. There is a big difference between stick figure and JLH. I love how the only way to defend this whiny cow is to use extremes of anorexics. Jennifer Love Hewitt was in great shape a few years ago and she's still in her 20's thems are lazy, binger pounds she's thrown on.

What about girls like Pnenloppe Cruz and Jessica Biel? Toned and hot, no eating disorders and no fat asses. I guess they are just "lucky " right? Fuck that. Work out eat well and you can have a great body.

{chomp snap munch munch gulp snort burp} she looks fine {crunch crunch slurp swallow cough snort burp} she has a real woman's figure {rip snort snap chomp chomp pause chomp gulp cough cough slurp swallow burp} sorry if that makes you pedos uncomfortable. {burp-fart}

Oh here we go we'll get 300 comments by tommorrow. Come on fatties start whining in defense of this lazy cow.

she could at least be honest

#43. LOL
That is TRUTH.

she's not fat. you people are stupid. i'm crackhead skinny, and if i didn't carry a deepfryer around in my purse, my friends would swear i'm anorexic. and yet, i wish i had a thicker body, because curves are nice on a lady. i'd rather look like jlh (who i hate, by the way) than mischa barton (who i also hate).

you girls saying she's fat probably suffer from huge self-esteem issues -- either because you're bulimic, overweight, or just ugly. and you guys are most definitely all overweight. most definitely.

SHe makes me feel MUCH better about my body. Her hips and ass are out of control !!! Hey J-Love...............TRY HUSTLING DOWN THE STIARS AT THE MALL NEXT TIME

"you guys are most definitely all overweight. most definitely."

Who the fuck talks like that? God, think of the awful scenes her husband will have to witness, night by night, as everything just goes south or turns to cottage cheese, poor guy

First I say, "No, she's not that big.." or "She's not really fat... maybe just-- average" Then I think to myself, "How would I feel if I were that size?" and I realize that I would not let that happen! At least she doesn't starve herself-- but seriously if you want to eat whatever you want (or at least close to it) you're going to have to work out..

Her fiance is pathetic. He seems so happy to have her, after her hot years are gone already. Dude, you're not marrying Jennifer Love Hewitt. You're marrying a cruel, bloated parody of her, like Anna Nicole Smith during her reality show. Talking about buying the cow when you can get the milk for free - he's buying the cow after it ate a pig.

America is the fattest country in the world. If I go by statistics, it would probably be safe for me to say that the majority of people commenting on this post are obese. Maybe you retards should follow your own "advice."

Women hit the wall at 25.

By "the future" does she mean "your leftovers"?

iwish = another less fortunate looking female who, through a life of sexual rejection beginning with no prom date and ending with nothing but cat affection, has become a delusional self-righteous man-hater.

All I know is, if I were going down that escalator behind them, I'd say "Hey! That must be a Hollywood actress!" Well...probably not. I'd probably just think "I can't believe that guy's arm makes it all the way around that fat chick in the lesbopants."

The story had a very sad ending when a family was trampled when, halfway down the escalator, Jennifer Love Hewitt thought she smelled gravy.

#49: guys don't have to live up to a certain standard of beauty? i happen to like football player, boxer-type guys, who are sometimes big and considered "chubby" by my friends (and they refuse to date the big kind of guys i date). but i do not go for paunchy, beer-bellied, pasty, sometimes greasy-haired and unhygienic guys. and that happens to be most american men. ew. and i'm sure that's most of you. talk about gross.

I'm hard. For her boyfriend. Well, maybe if he was 17.

Those boobs you chubby chasers love so much are probably down to her belly button sans the bra.That's a superstrength big girl bra too folks, like my grandma has and they are still hanging LOW in it.

This girl didn't seem to care much about the "average girl with curves" when she was flaunting her tight ass all over maxim and shoving those funbags up in the camera. Bet a lot of bimbo's got implants after seeing Can't Hardly Wait and I Know What You Did Last Summer.

Now she's got the ass to match those fat tits and suddenly she cares about how girls feel about their bodies. Now shes the everygirl, I'll stick up for you plain Janes and chubby Chelsey's" even though a few years those chicks were crying their little eyes out cause they didn't look like this little hypocrite. The skank knew full fucking well that she caused a LOT of jealousy back in her hot days and that she made a LOT of girls feel pretty insecure about their inferior boddies. Where was all her sticking up for women bullshit then?

All hot girls get off on making other girls jealous, she used to and now that she can't really do that except for bragging about having curves and maybe hurting Clalista Flockharts feelings she's all about supporting REAL women.

BULLSHIT HYPOCRITE!

iwish, you're not after the guy, you're after the wallet. we're not naive. looks matter far less than success for men, and don't even try to argue - the evidence is obvious every day.

#55: ha. yeah. you seem to believe all pretty girls are bitches who think everyone should be skinny with big lips and breasts. it's ok. i understand. you've never talked to one before.

look! A bunch of idiots trying to be philosophical.

It's not even entertaining. It's sad. Well, maybe a bit funny. Retards.

She'd be hot for a 45-year-old MILF with 4 kids. But even then, the masochists who go for MILFs would be doing their typical trade - trying to overlook the broad flat ass and saddlebag thighs in order to get a peek at the big (but saggy) tits. If you have the right type of freudian fixation I suppose that type of horrorshow would work.

But...she's 29, with no kids. As our hispandex friends would say, Hayzeus Kristos.

Please don't feed the fat chicks (iwish). Just like at a party, if you make the mistake of talking to them once, they'll try to eat the entire conversation.

#61: i'm after the wallet? because i said i date guys who are big? that doesn't mean they're all athletes (much less professional athletes).

#61: i'm after the wallet? because i said i like big guys? while there may be a correlation between big guys and athleticism, i do not only date athletes (much less professional athletes).

oops. sorry about that.

iwish - I don't give a shit if they have big lips.

Oh yeah.....and JLHLTFF

HowIsSheFatUWierdPeople! HueverSuggestedThatSheIsFatIsAMoron! UreProbablyTheFatOneJustWaitingForHerToGetFatSoUCanMakeUreFat
MoveOnHer!

NeverRiteAnytingBadAboutHerAgainUEvilFatPeople!
RemeberRiteAnthingAboutHerAgainAndIllUseMyBingoWingsToFlyOverToU

@ 58

Hahahaha! "Boxer type guys"
Translation: Im fat so I fuck the kind of guys that sit around bars on Tuesdays for "Bottomless Bucket o' Wings' nights wearing hockey jerseys

mmm, I think she's hot. I wish she would get naked and let someone photograph her and then let us all see...

Come on guys, the fact that her fiancee is using her ASS as an armrest pretty much says it all...

"SAVE THE FUTURE". Well she does live VERY GREEN. I hear she eats 50 burritoes gets into her Hewittbrid attaches a hose to her ass and farts her way along. It's pretty effective. They say the world could be saved if all fat people used this technology . So AMERICA THAT MEANS YOU!

iwish: Boxer type guys...good thinking. It's called dementia pugilistica: "also called chronic traumatic encephalopathy, chronic boxer’s encephalopathy, traumatic boxer’s encephalopathy, boxer's dementia, and punch-drunk syndrome; a neurological disorder which may affect career boxers and wrestlers who receive multiple blows to the head." I do believe you'll have a shot at these guys, at a bar, right around last call (before the lights come up).

my laughs are only cries from inside. I hate myself. Why will people not touch me? I try and try. Moooooooooooooooom!!!

52- SO TRUE.

Yeah, she's fat.

Give me a break. She's heavy around her hips and her butt, but she's got toned arms and a small torso. She looks fine.

I think you're all projecting your own self-hatred onto J.Love.

I wouldn't touch me either. Not since that one time when I shot my load into my mouth. I was hungry. Mom wouldn't bring me a sandwich. I showed her!

Fat or not, her shape is very unflattering (I'd say she's like a pear, but she's more like fat people in cartoons, with a big middle and little arms and legs). I think she looks silly.

And actually, her quote was, in defense of herself, that a size two isn't fat. She meant she's a size two. There is no way in HELL that she is a size 2.

And I think she looks awful...I read "save;" it took me forever to distinguish "future" in her rolls of fat.

AWFUL LOOKING WOMAN. If she wasn't part of the most overrated job on the planet (acting), would anyone care about this pear-shaped plain jane?

I definitely notice the change in her body but I think you guys are really exaggerating. I don't see a stomach and I don't see big arms. No matter what, her boyfriend is one hottie. Yum.

"toned arms"

why even write that? you know we can see the pictures, right?

Chicks get angry when guys call a fat chick fat, and guys get angry because this type of thinking ("I see toned arms") means your girlfriend plans to get fatter...and fatter...and fatter, scaling up the definition of "fat" the entire way. Who exactly do you think you're fooling?

tomorrow she'll be on the so freaking hot section of this site.

what else are you going to fuck you pathetic losers. She is not fat. My mom is fat. I know fat. I would fuck fat. I would fuck anything.

@79
God, someones a bigger pervert than I AM. If you're an unfat chick, call me

I know I'll get slammed for saying this--but I think she looks pretty good here. I don't think I'd want to see her in a bikini any time soon again...but, she's pretty. Definitely not a gym body, but then she actually works every day, so maybe like a lot of us she doesn't have time. Pretty hair, pretty face, decent shape. A little more walking, a little better fashion sense, a few less desserts and she'd be super hot {instead of just hot}.

This is as gross as Christina Aguilera recent pictures, but hey, Xtina's excuse is... she just gave birth... what's JLH excuse?

In other news, iwish is emo.

you are people are fucking retarded!!
JLH isn't fat. SHe is no where near fat. I'm sorry that she's not fucking anorexic, but she's not fat.
You people need to leave her alone. Oh and for that person that said that we prolly think britney spears is fat.... Yeah, I don't. Britney spears isnt fat. SHe gained like 10 pounds, but that doesn't make a person fat. So stfu. ANybody here who says she is fat is just jealous that she makes like millions of more dollars than you.

Speds.

you are people are fucking retarded!!
JLH isn't fat. SHe is no where near fat. I'm sorry that she's not fucking anorexic, but she's not fat.
You people need to leave her alone. Oh and for that person that said that we prolly think britney spears is fat.... Yeah, I don't. Britney spears isnt fat. SHe gained like 10 pounds, but that doesn't make a person fat. So stfu. ANybody here who says she is fat is just jealous that she makes like millions of more dollars than you.

Speds.

she's just over indulgent
she's been unfortunately blessed with pear genes and she needs to take care of that.
We've all been burdened with some genetic downfall. That's what she should focus on if she's going to be working in HW
no excuse for a girl that age.
I'd take a bit out of her pear anyway, just duct tape her mout shut cause she's a whiny bitch.

Not slamming, just making the obvious counter-argument. Pinchy face, sort of saddlebag ARMS as well as thighs. All her fat (except for her boobs) goes to bad places - unless you're one of the freaks who comment here, you don't fuck the side of a girls upper arm or thigh, and that's where she stores her cheese. If she had a round ass, great - bring on the brothas. But super-wide and super-flat? Worst of both worlds.

Plus, ya know, she's a bitch. And whiny. Not just now that she's fat, but always - she's almost as bad as Jessica Alba in terms of having no talent, getting roles because of her physical looks (when she was younger), then complaining that people pay too much attention to her looks. She should find a way to shut up and drown all those sorrows. Wait, she did.

hey ammo...WTF?! Jessica Alba has a lot of fucking talent and so does JLH......so STFU. You people need to stop slamming on celebs because of your fucking jealousy and start doing something with your lives.

hey ammo...WTF?! Jessica Alba has a lot of fucking talent and so does JLH......so STFU. You people need to stop slamming on celebs because of your fucking jealousy and start doing something with your lives.

#89 & #90 - "you are people are fucking retarded!!"

Ever hear the phrase....The pot calling the kettle black? Do you know what that phrase means? Oh yeah....and you only capitalize the first letter when you begin a sentence.......not the first two letters. What a fucking retard.

JLHLTFF

hey ammo...WTF?! Jessica Alba has a lot of fucking talent and so does JLH......so STFU. You people need to stop slamming on celebs because of your fucking jealousy and start doing something with your lives.

hey ammo...WTF?! Jessica Alba has a lot of fucking talent and so does JLH......so STFU. You people need to stop slamming on celebs because of your fucking jealousy and start doing something with your lives.

#89 and all the "ZOMFG JLH ISNT FAT"

She is indeed, fat. Not obese, but yes, fat.

Let's check the definitions again:
Anorexic = Calista Flockhart
Obese = Rossie O'Donell
Fat = JLH

HOT = Please go to "So Freaking Hot" section.

Ok. Seriously, I hate to break it to the anorexics, but that's what a woman is supposed to look like. Breasts and hips. Mmmhmm.

And now that I've actually posted a comment here, I have to go shoot myself from shame. Good bye cruel world.

# 60 - I'm going to go out on a limb here . . . am I correct in assuming that you are rather sizeable and unattractive? Just guessing.

She is not fat, but definitely not fit. At least, not as fit as she could be. And I am talking health wise here folks. If she ran for a few weeks, she would tone up some, but if she really wanted to get cut/fit a trainer could have her smoking hot in like 10 weeks. Body size is one thing, fitness level another. I mean, Paris is thin, so is Mishca and so are others. But I bet they could job around a track once without losing a lung. Whereas Alba(pre-baby) , Biel and even Katie Cruise could kick most dudes asses on this site in a 5k.

shes has a great ass

No #100 that would be YOU. I'm an athlete 6'2" and 18 BMI married to a toned godess. I can't stand fatties who've let themsleves go, it's fucking revolting. When I first saw this chick and her fucking ugly rat face wirth matching nasty witch nose I knew she'd let herself go and end up fat.

#100 what a coincidence I'm going to guess that's how many pounds you are overweight by.

Whether you choose to call her "fat" or not is irrelevant, there is no doubt that JLH IS "heavy" or "large", by Hollywood standards...and for the sake of comparison, let's say that Adriana Lima or Petra Nemokova are idea weight and have perfect figures....they are not anorexic, and JLH is a good 30-40 lbs. heavier than they are (factoring in height, weight differences, etc). People wouldn't continue to harp on about her, if she didn't insist she was a size 2 and not overweight. The shot of her from the back in her bikini was not some weird angle, nor was it "photoshopped". But she clearly has "flab" hanging over the top of her bikini bottoms. At the end of the day, it this a normal body?, yes, is it typically acceptable in Hollywood?....NO...because the camera shows every little imperfection and every extra pound!

i don't know if she's "fat" or not.

just that her boobs (which look biggish) are clearly not in proportion with her hips (which are way bigger). and that looks weird. narrow bird-like shoulders?

i hope her babies have big heads. they'll need them for traction. anyway, i don't think it's diet, really. you could probably use her dessicated hip bones as a yurt frame.

I know chicks who have shot out 3 kids who look better than this. It's one thing for her to be fat (I mean she's not quite at the point where she's a public nuisance i.e. like the whales completely blocking the cereal aisle at the grocery store with their blubber and expecting you to, I don't know, burrow underneath the ground to get around them or something) but it's another thing for her to tell us she's "real" and this is how women should look, cause uh, no they should not.

And I'm a couple inches over 6 feet and 190lbs. And muscular. And like women who are fit. So eat that, you JLH lovers.

Jennifer Love Cake.

"You see, her and I are working together to make the future a brighter place"

107 comments and yet not one person knows the difference between a subject and an object. Try, "she and I" next time.

she's pregnant, you idiots!

@33 I am inclined to defend her, and I'm not her size. Although to sort of prove your point, I AM lazy and scared of becoming her size in a few years. Hence the defending. But if she wasn't an actress no one would care and she would be considered super-hot compared to all the normal-looking people.

Could we have a side-by-side of her, Kardashian and a Whirlpool Refrigerator?

12 is new 2.

fat, normal, large, healthy - regardless.

=EWWW.

Jennifer Loves Ham

#110, that's a sad reality of McAmerica today... that she would be considered hot walking down the street next to normal people. Fucking sick.

# 103 - No you dumbass, I am actually thin, very attractive and sexy, and not afraid to admit it. The kind of girl who you would assume "gets off on making other girls jealous". Did it ever occur to you that maybe some hot chicks don't really give two shits whether or not other women are jealous of them? Some of us just like to take care of ourselves and are very grateful for being naturally beautiful. I personally like being able to look in the mirror and like what I see, and THAT is what "gets me off". Sorry to burst your bubble. I was just shocked at how much hostility you have going on there . . . I am equally shocked that someone who has a BMI of 18 (which by the way is on the underweight side, so I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you have a "small frame") and is "married to a toned goddess" can make a comment that would lead people to believe that you are pretty fucking insecure.

I would allow her to take a seat on my face.

She is holding onto her boyfriend for dear life because he was trying to get away...it was lunch time.

No way in hell she is a size 2. I don't think she is "fat" but I hate the fact that the bitch lies.

I'll bet you couldn't hear the telephone ring if she did.

is she wearing guy pants?

That's not fat - she has hips and a booty. She may not be a size 2, but do you see some Queen Latifah muffin top hanging over those jeans? No. Why dont you fatties get off the computer instead of critizing people who look sexy with curves.

She's not fat..she's just big boned!!

120 comments for J-love walkin' around with a t-shirt...Don't you people work or something..

btw she's Kirstey Alley fat

She is NOT fat!!! It's just a bad camera angle. How do I know this? Because I just saw her recently updated profile on millmatch where she has been said to have met Chrlie Sheen! I will check to see if it is true..

Just kiddin, hey, #122, Kirstie Alley from which decade?

she's not pregnant, they've been saying that for the last year and a half.....she's chubby and definitely not the hottie she use to be. i'd still hit it and so would everyone else on this post. don't lie!

She just needs to get back into the gym, lose a few and tighten things up.

Hey FRIST!!!

I would safely say the "chocolate and ice cream eating" decade Kirstey Alley...but you could say some of the 80's also..

what do you think?

Is she gonna go for the Michael Moore fat level and wear a beard and a hat?

#116 is a "BBW."

Yes to #14. And if you think this is fat, wow what do you think of 50% of America who weight 100 lbs more than this?

She looks fine. I do call bullshit on the "size 2" thing though.
She's no size 2.

#126, I'm actually not exactly sure when precisely she "turned", because after Cheers and the stupid talking baby movies I did not see her in anything else til Veronica's closet, and I was like, what the CRAP happened to her??? But.....then she went on a diet and was on Ofra in a bathing suit, and looked a LOT more human, but I'm assuming her absence from the media lately is not a good sign..

Either way, JLH is not even close to Veronica fat, but she is on her way unless she borrows my copy of South Beach Diet

Shut up 116. I guarantee that you are one of those star fucker wannabees without the money to actually be, so you shop for tight hooker clothes at Forever 21, pack on the makeup, bleach the hair, tan yourself orange, and because everybody stares at you in horror you think they're all jealous of you. And your gym rat boyfriend walks beside you with a wife beater on in the dead of winter and everybody stares because you are such a ridiculous sight, and you give each other that knowing nod; "yeah, we're HOT."

I could park my fucking RV on her ass.

whatever shes still hot and you ALL know it!

i'd hit it

#131 - Sorry, wrong again, on all accounts. But you would sleep so much better tonight if that was true, right? Can't you just accept that not everyone is ugly, fat or whatever monstrosity you just described? Again, I don't really give a shit whether people are jealous or not. Also, I think I'm done responding to a moron who inserts numbers into words because "Oh my god, that is just, like, so cool!"

At least her boyfriend is sexy. I'd fuck him. She's ok too, I like fat asses on girls.

Those tits are alright but her ass is hanging like loosely packed saddle bags. Whenever you post stuff on this chick I will forever have those images of her loose caboose in a bikini. Worst ass in Hollywood.

PS: Exercise or some damn thing nobody wants to spank that flab!

SHE'S SAVING THE FUTURE FOR DESSERT

Sad, but true. When you are in Hollywood ya gotta follow Hollywood's unwritten weight rules. Unless you are a character actress or pregnant you have to stay in shape or face ridicule. She isn't fat by societys' standards but is most definitely considered fat by Hollywood standards.

I guess her shirt shows that JLH cares about the environment and it inspires me to care, too. In fact, every time I see a picture of her lately I immediately think, "Save the whales"!

Not to confuse the ongoing argument with facts or anything...but the problem isn't her absolute weight. It's that her weight is so noticeably greater than it used to be in the recent past, and seems to have gone on in not-sexy places (arms, sides of thighs/hips). But don't take it from me, see for yourself - this picture is from less than 2 years ago (at this rate, she'll be 200 lbs by the end of the year):

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e243/stazrulez/ShowLetter2-1.jpg

Save me a piece of pizza!

Forget this heifer, in breaking news I am really, really gay. That is all.

um im sorry but id rather see this than janice dickinson's bikini body in the 'so freakin HOT' section. There is seriously something wrong here.

She has like the best rack ever. But she is brunetter so she is disgusting and not the o-bomb.Brit is Always the O

She has like the best rack ever. But she is brunetter so she is disgusting and not the o-bomb.Brit is Always the O

I am disgusted by the level to which all of the commenters on here have stooped. No wonder little girls are depressed and killing themselves. And to all the guys who are making the degrading comments--how do your mothers look in comparison to Jennifer? and what would your mothers think if they knew you were contributing to turning little girls into anorexics? You know that there are 12 year olds on here reading your comments and thinking that they are unworthy.

Reading these comments made me feel sick.

If you are a 12 year old girl on here reading these comments and thinking you're unworthy, please log off and go tell your mom that SHE SUCKS AS A PARENT AND IT'S HER FUCKING JOB TO RAISE YOU, NOT THE FUCKING INTERNET, RETARD.

Thanks, sweetie!

#146, So you're bringing our mothers into this. Well guess what, this broad can't use menopause as an excuse for her polar bear body. More like Bear claws from the fucking donut shop. And how is saying "eat right and exercise" contributing to anorexia? Are you serious? Why is it anathema to suggest people should actually be in reasonable shape and not have diabetes by the age of 40? Contrary to popular (fat people's) belief, it's not healthy to be 5'2" and 150lbs. That's easily an extra 40lbs. of unnecessary LARD that contributes to a myriad of problems, such as cardiovascular disease, shortness of breath, sleep apnea... and most importantly, it looks horrible.

With the soap you could produce from Jennifer Lovehandles Hewitt you could bathe the city of Bangladesh.

Save the Future... Step on a Treadmill!!!!

she looks too fat

Save the Future... Step on a Treadmill!!!!

She looks.... actually I like 'em with a little more.

:What kind of lame name is Mango5?
:Shhh - We’re undercover. We've bailed. We're in the underground now. I used it as a password once.
:Maybe the troll wasn’t the NWO, or one of the intellectuals from this site. Maybe it was Tom Petty – pissed about your entertainment comments on the Super Bowl thread. Feb 1 or so.
:Oh come on. I can’t see Tom being petty? Besides, my sources are saying Gerry and the Pacemakers weren’t really that bad. “Ferry Cross the Mercey”?.
:Or Jordan Sparkes…?
:Jorden Sparrks ? She’s just happy enough to see her name spelled right (as they say in the ‘spelling bee’ industry.)
: She’s in the ‘singing industry’.
: Whatever.
The NWO: Can’t you insolent sheep just shut TFU?!
: NWO, Long time no see. You’re looking gr8! Have you lost weight?
:( Good plan)
The NWO: Been doing a lot of running.

There's a difference between being fat and being full-figured. She is the latter, and is quite obviously of average weight. I doubt "fat" would even cross your minds if you saw a non-celebrity of her (normal) size.

If it was on her butt, it could say:

"Save the Future from Global Warming and Terrorists and George Bush and Stuff".

All on one line.

Gr8 Analysis #154
(And tanx for the full apology Karl.
No harm done.
9/11 was an inside job. Etc.)
But try and kill these trolls - ASAP.
Huffington Post doesn't let anything get by now.
Maybe that's the way to go ? Whatever.

"All of you defending her are either her size or likely MUCH bigger."

Um, no. I'm a lot smaller than her and I would still defend her.

My god, she's not that bad.

Whats your problem? Everyone here talks about being healthy, eating vegetables, training every day. I'm all for it. But i'm not american. And you people are the champion of obesity and junk food and lots of crappy things. So I don't think you should be so hard on her. She looks ok. No, she's not a supermodel. FLASHNEWS : supermodel represent only 5% of the population.
Go ahead, laugh about her extra pounds (yes, she put on weigh). But what's with all those obesity and fatty comments? Come on, stop masturbating at Alessandra Ambrosio and take a walk in the street. And not some Hollywood street. A real street, with real people. And you will find that nobody's perfect. When you're a teenager, it's ok to be idealistic and to look for perfection. But then you become an adult and you start using your brain and you find that perfection is an illusion. So, I don't blame you. I don't blame fat teenage american hamburger eaters. Someday, you'll learn. And if you don't, then, just go to the nearest military base and go to war. Thats where stupid people like you end. In some pointless attempt to resurect patriotism by killing others. God bless America and its fucked up american dream.

Very relevant. Lys.
Rock on.

I would plant a thousand trees to see Jennifer's boobs.

James - you may have a problem.

She looks AMAZING and REAL. If anyone considers THAT to be fat, then they obviously have a brain the size of a pebble. She looks good. Leave her alone.

I agree #162. She looks gr8 !
What is it ? Fri-daze ?
I'm going to watch it - now that the strike is over...
(if I get that channel)

From the waist up, she's a hottie, but she's got elephantitis below the waist.

(Yeah but 'below the waist' - 9/11 was an inside job - so I still think she's cool.)

Y'all bitches is jealous. Hit that hot piece of ass good, Jen! He knows he's a lucky motherfucker!

#166 just won the award for most smartest comment on this thread.

Congrats!!!

Get to bed Frist. It's last.

Drinking whiskey and eating is definitely more effective at making the world a better place then the U.N., but only if talk about Africa and stuff while you’re doing in.

Jennifer is still vary hit-able. Her arms and ass could use some use some toning, but I like her at the size she’s at now.

117. lovingman:
“I would allow her to take a seat on my face.”

119. Ted from LA:
“I'll bet you couldn't hear the telephone ring if she did.”

That’s the general idea Ted.

#168 you're not my mom..

Late * as well

#9 - ANDREA!!! Are you the same Andrea who jumped all over my ass for saying that Winehouse was crappy at the Grammys?!?!? If so, "decent" people wouldn't mock an average sized, attractive girl. Hypocrite. H.Y.P.O.C.R.I.T.E.

Got any snacks ?
(We've even run out of bread and the new car blew a gasket.) (head)
(But it does have side air bags-wink - X)

: No woman will respond to 'side air bags - wink'
: Oops . I waz just talking 'car'.

#171 oh good, I was hoping you meant late and not last...

And Binky, I am in bed. I have been for hours. I can't sleep again. I got snacks, but I'm going to close my eyes now and try not to have nightmares about humongous thighs

Frist there's been some sort of mis communication here ! Did you fall asleep ?
Not sure how that could have happened. 9/11 was an inside job. I mean really.

SHHHHHHHHHHH. Sleep tight.

she's fucking hot...love a girl with curves!

first!

ah, we always care these celebs. I think she is not fat, just as sexy as she is! she has good figure. oh, to my surprise, seems I see her picture on casualpal.com, must be her fans who uploaded them. but it is really cool for people who like surfing the net.

That is one unfortunate ass. Her arms are flabby too.

Ge thee to a gym, Miss Hewitt.

#22 Ted form LA,

No that wasn't a troll! I really HATE obama, and Hillary and any democrat that want's to give my hard earned money away.

Let the ripping begin!

Her top should read- "Save the Whales"

She is so gorgeous. I have seen her photo on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named "Searching Millionaire dot com". Many men winked at her there.

I am just a bit curious...Her profile was found on millionaire dating site"BillionaireCupid'last week.

She used to be skinny and pretty! Now she is a fat, disgusting slob. LOOK AT THOSE ARMS!!!

Fat bitch...

Kudos on one of the funniest threads in a while. I laughed, I cried. Especially at #142, who's father I fucked, by the way. But it's not my fault... he was dressed like a woman and has a penis smaller than most clits. But man can he suck a cock... not knowing means I'm not gay, just that the timing, lighting, and alcohol left me in an unfortunate situation.

Jennifer Loves Hamburgers was once one of the hottest females with one on the best figures ever. I watched with unbridled anticipation, just waiting for a tit to pop out ever time she bounced along in one of her teenage movies. Her arms now look like old socks filled with other old socks.

#182 - The you must have HATED the GOP from about 2001 - now... oh wait... you only hate when a Democrat takes your money... that makes sense... I guess... I wonder if Obama's gonna play "Baby Got Back" at his inauguration?

@183

Nah, it should read:
"Save the Future - From my ASS"

Did anyone set the over/under on how many posts this story would cause? 186 is pretty impressive for this she's fat/no she's not back and forth, jebus.

AUNTIE, there might have been more comments if I hadn't broke down last night and took an extra sleeping pill. But then again, if I was the one betting, I'd vote a high number and then troll the thread..heh heh..

Debate Ends Here:

She is vaguely fat and sports a turgid need to EXER-FARGIN-CISE.

THe dud with her knows it. He's got that "Aw, crap, what should I do about this?" look.

The future, what does it entail?

Jennifer Love: Pills, pills, and more pills. Uppers and painkillers mostly, but then a fistful of downers to help her sleep at night. Crying a lot. Sobbing. Laxatives; going to the gym 'three' days a week, for thirty minutes at a time; the hips continue to widen. Especially after the third child. Scientology.

Husband: Lots of masturbation.

I know I shouldn't be the 152nd person to say this, but SHE IS NOT A SIZE 2 and I feel like she shouldn't be lying and saying she is because she's making young women think that now they have to be size 0s if that's what a size 2 looks like on camera, which is probably exactly the opposite of what she's trying to accomplish. So yeah, she's not a size 2 and I really wish she'd admit it because I'm a young woman that's a size 2 and now I totally feel fat if she's a size 2 too.

She may not be a size 2, thank God she is is deep enough to give a damn.

Who cares if the world goes to hell. As long as I can carry my Coach handbag, and look good in my Lucky Brand jeans.

Screw the rest of the world.

Hey guys...listen up. I am 51 and NOT a size 2. But I have to tell you, no one gives a shit about it because I am not in movies or magazines or on blog sites. HAVING SAID THAT, this chick needs to shape up, cuz in the competitive field she's in, she needs to be someone we all want to LOOK AT, not joke about. Fat, skinny...it doesn't really matter in real life. ON THE BIG SCREEN, BIG LOOKS BIGGER...and we turn to entertainers to see something different than we see in the street. Otherwise, why bother?

She's fat. I defended her before...but you know what? I bust my ass working out to stay a size 5 and look good, and be thin. I'm not gonna defend some fatty and say she's not fat when she's obviously lazy and just doens't want to work out.

When I start seeing pictures of her at the gym...i'll recant. Otherwise...have a pretzel w/ cream cheese JLH...and quit whining.

Out of all the people posting here, I doubt most of the guys have a "perfect toned not 'fat'" girlfriend of their own.

I also think that they would kill to spend a night in the sack with her.

Go complain to your whale of a wife how fat JLH is. Like you make a difference.

Trailer trash.

Save the DONUTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Girl is expanding at an alarming rate.

Save the CHEESESTEAKS !!!!!!

Save the DONUTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Girl is expanding at an alarming rate.

Save the CHEESESTEAKS !!!!!!

196, size 5, aren't those juniors sizes? when you start wearing big girl clothes, then let us know how you're doing.

this chick has a tank ass. there is nothing to debate about it. let's hope she doesn't mistake her arms for sausages.

there is no way she's even a size 8. from the size of that ass, i would say at least a 10 or 12. her waist may be small, but nothing else on her is. and the only reason people are criticizing or even paying attention to her is because she's the one who felt the need to make an ass out of herself by saying she was a size 2. honestly, i could care less how big she is. she should just be happy someone is giving her the time of day.

1- shes not fat
2- shes not size 2
3- shes ashamed of being a size 6
4- shes need a stylist

Jennifer is a pretty and talented actor and I hope she gets back in shape soon.

Jennifer is the same height as myself; 5'2". Jennifer currently weighs 140 pounds yikes! I weigh 108 pounds and am a size 4. There is no way Jennifer is a size 2. Size 0-2 are for people with bad eating habits, eating disorders, or they eat once a day.

That shirts slogan should be "Save The Whale", with an arrow pointed to her face.

#201

Her waist may be a size 2/4 but her hips make her a size 14.

wow. I had no idea supporting a good cause was lame.

Thank you superficial.com for keeping me informed!

webelowwear . com

there is no way in HELL that that girl is a size 2!! maybe in a dress......certainly not in anything else! fucking liar.........she still has a beautiful face though.

OK people. I said it WAY earlier in the thread. JLH wasn't saying SHE is a size 2, but that society thinks that even a size 2 is fat. Here is the direct quote

"A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn't make you beautiful. … To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini – put it on and stay strong."

So I quess according to this she must think she is a size 0 as well. Get a life people and try paying more attention to the facts before you go off on someone. Don't get me wrong, she is quite large in the ass area.

i don't care whether she's fat or not, i'd totally bang her. call me a hogger if you want, or don't, who cares!

for those whose standards she falls below, you'd be missing out, is my theory.

Damn, she's a total fatty now. Size 2 my ass.

If she wanted to save the future she should not have eaten it all at once.

It's funny...more people need to pay attention in high school anatomy class.

She's not fat; she just has very wide hips. Fat people typically have no hips or discernable dimensions at all. I think she looks fine, and more importantly, she's not a crackhead grammy artist, a terrible mother, or a skanky hoe.

and all you guys talking about how fat she is - you know damn well you'd die for a chance to see those boobs. so stop fakin the funk faggots

WOW!!!!!!!!! Now just think about this a minute..... perhaps JLH is part of the super secret celebrity time travel contingent, that actually knows that the Terminator mythology is what the future will really turn into. This could be her incognito way of trying to warn us, without giving away the fact that rich people celebs are actually a hero force trying to save us!!!!!!!!!! Or all of what I just spouted off could be total bullshit..... I leave it up to you to decide.... that is until I have to come back from the future and bitchsmack myself before I write this, so that the secret can be preserved.

Oh yeah, I forgot to say, I would totally do it with JLH. And who's knows it might just happen in the horrific future which she is trying to stop from happening. HOORAY for me if so!!!! :)

I think it says SAVE THE FUTON

Not sure why? Are futons in danger? ;o)

Anyway... I think she is sexy. Everyone is in their own way. And she is definately not fat. Ya'll who think so should get off yer' high horses.

And I totally agree w/ the comment about the internet should NOT raise your children.

Super Models who way >100 lbs are gross! Eat a f'n cheeseburger already!

You know, I'm still annoyed by the 'size 2 is not fat' remark. If she meant to imply that hollywood percieves size 2 is fat, and that's wrong... kudos. But regardless of whether or not she is in fact a size 2 [and a size 10 girl can walk into old Navy and have "size 4" pants hanging off of her nowadays], I think she undermined her entire argument by throwing that little nugget in there.

Regardless, yeah. I'm probably JLH's size. And I'll stick up for her. People's bodies change when they get older. My mom hasn't changed her eating habits in a billion years, and at 45, she doesn't come close to looking like she did when she was 19. Nor did she look anything like 19 when she was 30. And this is an active woman, who doesn't sit in front of a tv all day. I'm not saying that all women gain weight and become beasts as they age- but /some/ do. She's clearly one of them. I honestly don't think she worked her ass off to be hot years ago- I think it was natural, and now she's a little too comfy with her lifestyle to start working for it.

Beyond all of this weight crap, she's still got a really pretty face. And if you grab the thigh of even the most emaciated supermodel, yer gonna be able to squeeze up some cellulite. It just stands out when there's flesh pushing it to the surface.

And ya know, all you people drooling over hacks like Kim Kardashian- she's probably got 20 lbs on Jennifer here. It's just proportioned differently. And she's got one freaky mule face.

Ach! Spamming.

Sweet Petite- is it confirmed that JLH weighs 140 lbs? Because I'm an inch taller than her, and maybe an eensy bit smaller, and weigh 120. I think we have a really similar build [and I'm proud to say that, b/c I don't think she's a behemoth] and I don't know where she's hiding it all if that's her poundage as a fact. Just curious.

Leave her alone. She is beautiful! And for those girls out there commenting on her size and shape. . . she has an amazing body. . . you only WISH that you could look like her. . .and that goes for you idiot males, as well!!!

JLH is not fat in the sense that she has gelatinous goo spooging from the confines of her mom pants, but she is still out of shape. She has the misfortune of being pear-shaped in the purest sense of the term and needs to make the gym a top priority to counteract the continuing spread of her massively wide ass. (Note, her ass is wide, not big. Kim K might be a piss-coated celebrity whore, but her body is on point. A booty is supposed to pop out like a bubble, not spread like a 40 year-old secretary's behind. JLH's ass could be rented out for ad space is so freaking wide.)

Not to mention, why are all the "regular" women sticking up for her. Like Tyra Banks before, she only gives a crap about "real women" because she got caught slacking and was horrified when she saw her cottage cheesy goodness splashed across the tabloids. Any time before that, she would have laughed and mooed at the women she now claims to represent.

Its so funny to see all the low self esteem bitches and dicks using this post to feel better about themselves. ''i'm a size 2 and i think this girl is a liar'' or '' I am to good to fuck her, i only do supermodels''. Great. You guys still can't handle the truth. I mean, just read your comments... Why do you girls need to tell everyone your weigh? You want an award for it? You like to believe that people will be jealous of you because you are a REAL size 2?
And boys, you really think that Jessica Alba is craving for your dick? Oh wait, I almost forget, now that she's pregnant, she doesn't deserve you anymore. I mean, all those years practicing the art of sex by masturbating at a bra catalogue made you a price catch.
Come on boys. I'm not saying that in real life you would pay a milion dollars just to hold JLH's hand. Maybe she really isn't your type. But just stop thinking that you guys are so wonderful cause you have a dick. Half the world population have a dick and the other half doesn't gives a shit about it. Stop thinking that our lives aren't great without your dick. Your dick isn't the center of the universe and most girls would rather fuck a cucumber than being involve with you pathetic beings.

And girls, when will you start using your brain? Don't you see that the only kind of guy you will attracted with your super combo fit body/no brain is the one who spend is days posting here? Who gives a shit if you are thinner than your friend by to pounds ? Sweet holy motherfucking jebus...

LMFAO @ people.

Lys should probably eat less

She is WAY far from even being cute. Accept it chunky monkeys -MANY MEN WOULD NOT HIT IT if she was not famous from before ballooning up. You could put her behind the register at the favorite restaurant of the fat she apes on here defending her, McDonalds I presume, and she would blend in with the others. How is it you don't see a problem with that? She is nothing special now and guys that didn't know she was a celeb would look at the thin, athletic, yet unfamous girls on the beach while trying their best to ignore intrusive, pear-shaped girl so that she didn't ruin the scenery. Now she looks like the millions of other lazy and out of shape American women that nobody wants to see naked. The cows love her because she is out of shape and somehow that makes them being ginormous less of a bad thing. Instead of getting worked up about this post why don't you do something about yourself? Swimsuit season is coming up and you'd be amazed at what 3 days a week of intense cardio and weight lifting could do in even just 2 months of sticking to it and genuinely dieting. Join the beautiful club and see how the other 15% live (used to be the other half but our club is dwindling due to this growing wave of obesity). You made the decisions to get yourself where you are in life, and if you're fat you know you are not happy so make a decision to do something about it. .....Paid for by the beautiful people club and concerned citizens for the endangered beauty in America.....

#223 - yours is the best post that has ever appeared on this site. the incredible thing is that, i think if i squint in a very certain way, i can see the point you're trying to make. of course, in order to really cut through the idiotic grime that you're spewing all over those words, i've gotta ingest a highball glass of liquid mescaline, then have a lobotomy.

seriously, you're amazing.

she has a nice body

#222

Beauty is only skin deep -the mating cry of the tubby baboon i.e. one that clearly is repulsive.
Just keep telling yourself those convenient excuses: I'm too busy, but I'm hungry, the sun scares me, I am better equipped to survive an ice age, i can pay for sex anyway, i want to blend in with the cow herd, I'm safe from predatorial humans that typically target the pretty, Buffalo Bill is dead now so my deep and wide skin is safe, fat is beautiful, there are fat celebs so it is ok, are you going to eat that, vibrators are the best lovers, and yes, beauty is only skin deep. A lobotomy wouldn't cure the horror of being touched by such a vapid, gargantuan monster high on mescaline and trying to talk dirty. You are scary. Thank God it would be easy to out run you though. No, you're right. It is idiotic to think that fat and nasty people should do something about their disgusting lives. Now, who wants ice cream? :)

#224

Beauty is only skin deep -the mating cry of the tubby baboon i.e. one that clearly is repulsive.
Just keep telling yourself those convenient excuses: I'm too busy, but I'm hungry, the sun scares me, I am better equipped to survive an ice age, i can pay for sex anyway, i want to blend in with the cow herd, I'm safe from predatorial humans that typically target the pretty, Buffalo Bill is dead now so my deep and wide skin is safe, fat is beautiful, there are fat celebs so it is ok, are you going to eat that, vibrators are the best lovers, and yes, beauty is only skin deep. A lobotomy wouldn't cure the horror of being touched by such a vapid, gargantuan monster high on mescaline and trying to talk dirty. You are scary. Thank God it would be easy to out run you though. No, you're right. It is idiotic to think that fat and nasty people should do something about their disgusting lives. Now, who wants ice cream? :)

222

You are probably right. Cause if I don't call myself thin and pretty, or sexy mama, or i suck for money then I must be fat. Does it makes you feel better? Does this manichaeism makes your tiny brain feel a little less uncomfortable with all those things you don't understand?
ATTENTION PEOPLE : The world is divided in TWO groups : FATTY and HOTTY. And for all of us who are between these two : we just don't exist. Cause we are not extreme enough for stupid people who can't handle the fact that the world is a little more subtle then they would like.

#228

"You are probably right. Cause if I don't call myself thin and pretty, or sexy mama, or i suck for money then I must be fat."

You'll suck me off for money? Really? How much do you charge? Can you suck the chrome off a trailer hitch? I didn't know that hookers like Lys could be so sensitive.

229

Poor you, you seem so desperate to have real sex that you intentionally misunderstand what other people say. I think you should take your own advice and go to a gym, get in shape and maybe you'll be able to blow yourself (by the way, that means it would be free).

#230

We are so lucky here to have an experienced expert on self gratification present to instruct us about the sad life of lonely Lys. Next, she will tell us how she has moved beyond using toilet paper and cleans her ass with only her tongue. As far as your comment is concerned, you are the whore that said she sucks for money. I didn't put any words in your disease infested mouth. You really should get your syphilis rotted brain checked out because I think your memory is slipping. Previously you asked why guys will only put it in your butt. Well, your BIF has them too confused to know which hole is supposed to be exit only. Yeah life sucks for you, I know. The fat gene, or the fat virus, or GOD hates you and made you a skanky chunk of meat. Whatever the reason for your affliction, at least you'll always have my pity.

#230

We are so lucky here to have an experienced expert on self gratification present to instruct us about the sad life of lonely Lys. Next, she will tell us how she has moved beyond using toilet paper and cleans her ass with only her tongue. As far as your comment is concerned, you are the whore that said she sucks for money. I didn't put any words in your disease infested mouth. You really should get your syphilis rotted brain checked out because I think your memory is slipping. Previously you asked why guys will only put it in your butt. Well, your BIF has them too confused to know which hole is supposed to be exit only. Yeah life sucks for you, I know. The fat gene, or the fat virus, or GOD hates you and made you a skanky chunk of meat. Whatever the reason for your affliction, at least you'll always have my pity.

only thing on this forum that's more revolting than JLH's ugly fat ass are comments of the lame cunt going with the nick 'obviously'. SHUT THE FUCK UP WHORE.

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"There's a difference between being fat and being full-figured. She is the latter, and is quite obviously of average weight. I doubt "fat" would even cross your minds if you saw a non-celebrity of her (normal) size."

Fatso alert! Only obese pigs talk like this. Lard butts trick themselves into thinking they're 'normal size' whenever they seek the comfort of doughnuts, Big Macs and tubs of Mantecca Lard..

I can't stand that people have accepted this body type as acceptable.
It is not! Healthy people do not look like this. She is fat and my insurance rates have gone up to cover fat peoples lack of will power. Stop eating so much and take a flippin walk!

all those calling her fat, put your pics up here so we can judge you too...ok?

"What concerns me is not the way things are, but rather the way people
think things are."
- Epictetus

If people JLH's size are making your rates go up, #238 you seriously need to switch insurance companies.

Goddamn look at that enormous ass!

"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."
-Mark Twain

Note to JLH: See ad with Petra Nemcova. THAT'S how those jeans look when one is a Size 2. I think one of your "handlers" is scratching off the "1" that's in front of the "2" on your panties.

she looks great, but there's NO WAY she's a size 2.

still hot...

why do people think she's fat? she looks alot healthier than those actrarexia's on tele.

231-232

Calm down... I never understood why people here get so angry. And I've never said all those nasty things you say. I've never said something about anal sex. I've just said that you think i'm fat because my name doesn't say obvious sexual things about me like '' I suck for money'' or like your previous name ''thin and pretty''.
I don't believe in god, so really, i don't get your point.
What was it you were angry for? Ha yeah, cause I said... some... things.... ? hee...... Really I don't know why you are so angry... But I will assume you need this site to feel better about yourself and think you are a leader. Go ahead, I don't care. I don't have to explain how my life is great to a bunch of foreign strangers on the internet... So, get yourself a punching bag, or I don't know...

i'm pathetic for even looking at this site.

but listen to yourselves. you're making hundreds of comments about a perfectly healthy body and women that try and put her back into the "ideal beauty" box.

watch a dove commerical. look at yourself in the mirror. and stop going on and on about the size of her clothes. is that what defines people? what a shallow existence you are living if the answer is yes.

you are insulting every woman you know by writing this shit. whether they know it or not.

I think Jennifer is sexy. I don't understand some of you who are calling her fat. I don't think she's fat at all.

blah, shut up she is beautiful. no wonder girls have eating disorders... they are told normal is too fat.

JLH is not fat. she is maybe on the verge of it, but she is definitely not fat. the only reason why every one thinks she's fat is because of the messed up society that we live in. a size 2/4 is fat which is totally ridiculous. it is just because of the nicole richie's of the world that girls want to be 000 and weighing over like 100 lbs is huge. in marilyn monroe's time, being a size 8 was pretty skinny. its ridiculous what we have come to these days.

She's not fat, she just has wide hips (pear shaped).

I wanna sleep with her boyfriend. He's the shizz.

I think every lady out there knows there is no possible way this girl is a size two. By no means is she fat, but size TWO? I say a six at the least!

If anybody else is lonely and looking for a good time, I'll be in a men's restroom at LaGuardia. Just tap my foot and it is on ;) Anal and sucking only though guys. Don't go cheap and bring less than 10 dollars! Me sooo horny. Me love you long time big boys. No guys with small wangs come by. I'm WAY too loose and worn out for either of us to feel anything. Some posters on here have made me really angry and I've need some hard pounding in my butt. If nobody shows up I might just have to cry myself to sleep yet again. sigh It is hard being cursed with this bloated body. Oh, and JLH is a fellow porker.

JLH should make most women feel good about themselves: the thin ones for sure, and the fat ones? At least they can work out to look good and until then, at least their bodies are in an acceptable proportion.

JLH, on the other hand, was cursed with a hip way too wide for her size. That was the reason she never exposed her ass completely even in her skinny days. No matter what she does, she will never have the right body proportion, unlike most women who work out.

That is why she always has to attract attention to her boobs, so people wouldn't realize her cursed ass.

And for those saying those jeans don't flatter her, it will be a miracle if you can find any pair of jeans that will flatter an ass that wide and flat, especially with such narrow shoulders.

uh, she's fat. end of story.

First of all let me say that clothing size varies yes you can be a size 2 in certain clothes and a size 6 which i suspect she actually is in other clothes. I have expierenced this. Second half you people blogging about how she is fat are probably sitting on your couches wishing you were even close to a size 8 and actually like a 16. Finally I think its great that someone who use to be a toothpick is going with nature and being an average gal I wish when I was in high school starving everyday I saw more young women like her in magazines, instead of the heroin chic calvin and all those idiots were promoting.

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All right, you won you big baby. What can I say? I totally screwed it up! I'm a loser. Total loser and YOU, well, you are the winner. Yes, a WINNER!!
I'm so ashamed of myself right now. This is my weakness, you know? I'm always losing at this game. I can't help myself. It is difficult for me to admit it, to talk about it. But I want to share this weakness with you cause I feel so dirty, so disgusting right now. I have to admit it : I just can't compete with stupidity. Thats it. I've said it. Well, I'm out. Now that i'm free, I'm gonna finish Marcel Proust's ''À la recherche du temps perdu'' while listening to François Couperin. Good old Marcel. He's such a fag.

Pork Belly Futures?

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"I just can't compete with stupidity. "

Honey, that is not the right attitude for you. If mentally challenged individuals can compete and know the warmth of being a winner in the Special Olympics despite their disabilities, then surely one with stupidity, such as yourself, can find an appropriate place to fit in life. I suggest you check out some hick state where they are into that whole brother and sister coitus scene and a third generation crack baby turned cock sucking prostitute would easily blend in with the incestuous mutants and find competing to be much more enjoyable. Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist.

Now that I have mirrored your sad attempt to impress by sharing cultural interests, I'm free to say my own final piece. I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane? Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog was a collie named Lassie?

Just for the record, I was being ironic. I don't need to expose myself on the internet to a bunch of stanger. But since you too seem to use this ''sad attempt to impress'', I'm ok with it. I'm glad i've been able to give you your 5 minutes of glory. Enjoy it... It may be the last time.

By the way, If you wanna talk about insanity, please, don't choose Ted Bundy as a model. He's so boring, only killing girls with long hair like the one who rejected him. I prefer Albert Fish. Thats a killer. Or Ed Kemper, what a funny guy, eating his own male lovers.

You guys are retarded. She is nowhere near "fat". Take a look in the mirror.

#103
why plain to ugly people always stick up for plain to ugly celebrities?
i think us HOT people deserve a chance to be heard when we dont agree having plain to ugly people be famous
..especially when needed silicone to get attention (huh Lindasy?)

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she's not exactly fat... she's SLOPPY

i've seen much bigger girls look real good.
sagging belly fat & sagging tits looks pretty bad on anybody

wtf is wrong with you people and this world? your shallow as hell, your all terrified of being vulnerable and real. well news flash fagots we all have flaws, its called being a human being. your moms that gave you birth are all probably a fat size 22. so find a new sex symbol, stop bringing JLH down to temporarily feel good about your shity ass selves. At least she has someone who looks like they truly love her, which is something you should ALL be jealous of.