Feb 20 2008Jennifer Lopez might be birthing aliens soon

That was a funny entry.

Really.

first!

she' s so over in the US. she may as well move to puerto rico

I bet that is actually Marc under her dress. The plot thickens....

Looks like her ass is on her stomach.

She must the hidin' The Block under there.

Oh, and #2, you're a loser.

I thought her ass was pregnant all these years....

Most pregnancies enhance a woman's beauty, or even create a glow for those unfortunate uglies that more often than not lurk; Jenny-J-Lo-Lopez-selena's pregnancy, on the other hand, has successfully transformed Lopez-Selena in to a tranny mutant. Yeouw!

And: Lopez-Selena's children are not 'aliens', they're Chupacabras.

I just really wish she'd cease making that silly, come-hither face with the guppy lips and heavy lidded eyes. It's especially stupid considering she's as large as a cow, her cervix is dilated 8 cm and the bloody birthing is imminent...

She ruined her chance at attractive children by reproducing with that ugly spic.

This unwashed bitch is now washed...up! She is waaaaaeeeyyy over the hill. What did she ever have to begin with? Her acting is amateur, she can't sing so like all talentless market creations, she raps. She look middle aged now. She should just be a good mother and stay home with her so deserved millions and millions, while we go to work responsibly and make nothing.
It rocks the inequity!!!!
Maybe she can make 20 million on a new Latin installment of Full House only with her puerto rican twins! All Latinos! yay!

she looks fucking ridiculous in that second picture & i'm not even talking about the size of her. it barely looks like her, which would have been a good thing, except that face is hideous.

so i guess we should assume she's going to get a c-section? at least attempt to put in the effort J. Lo.

I have to humbly face it, the Fish writer is funnier than all of us put together. "J-Uterus is ready for blast off" and "Salsa nebula" really got me laughing.

The twins are coming? Dios Mio! Is their going to be a Puerto Rican Pride parade in New York City for this wonderous event? I mean in addition to the one going on right now.

I have to agree with #9. She is a no talent hack who is the product of wonderful marketing. And these pictures, with her "come hither" expression, show her desperation. Those poor poor children

their = there. Fucking typos.

Bwahahahaha! This widescreen monitor makes her look even bigger than she is (if that's possible).

Say, I'm no expert on the whole child-birthin' thing but aren't, um, tourniquets generally a bad idea on wimmins who are knocked-the-fuck-up?

The scariest thought is that ANYONE would fuck either J-ho or that asswipe Marc. They might be the 2 ugliest and least talented people on the planet. It should be illegal for them to reproduce.

Oh, #2 - you are a loser.

Of course she will choose the "easy" route and schedule surgery to release the twins in her womb. All these "celebs" do. Why? Because they are wimps. All of them. And they haven't two firing brain cells to rub together. They are dim robots.

Still... what does it matter that her specially appointed birthing room is festooned with luxuries like leather couches and roses. When your insides are on the outside and you have two crinkled, wailing banshees attached to each engorged nipple, what does that matter?

OMG, she is carrying those babies high. It looks like she can't even swallow. They are right up under her ribs!

Mere words cannot describe how much I hate this talentless piece of trash.

yes...the face is a bit ridiculous.

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# 9 I dont think thats a come hither look but the look of a pregnant woman who just passed gas.....

God, Yennifer, lay off the weed and try to open your fucking eyes. You'll get plenty of Percocet after the c-section.

I wonder how many there will be in this litter?

She is starting to resemble Tyra Banks, with, I imagine, shit-stained undies and all!

her zoolander sexy face attempts make me laugh heartily.

HAHHAHAA oh man, the "salsa nebula" made me snort out loud!

#27-do you hail from Da'Nati?

I really didn't want to comment on this post. I find her and her pregnancy extremely boring, but WTC??? We don't get a new post or what??

What's Britney up to today?

It took some time but much more pregnant looking like this is hardly possible my friends.She'll be a great mother.

She looks like she's about to sneeze.

Don't you be bashing Chupacabras around here, homes. Chupacabras es Mexican, not de Nebula Salsa y Puerto Rico!

Chingao!!!!!

She looks like she's about to sneeze.

Damn you Apache server errors!!!

Two huge balls on the backside and three huge balls on the frontside?Marc Anthony got himself finally some serious balls to play with.

i laughed out loud at 'salsa nebula'

"Jennifer Lopez may be birthing aliens soon" Yea ILLEGAL ALIENS! Bang! Zoom! He he.

Note to all women 7 months or more pregnant: DO NOT WEAR A BELT. You just look stupid.

"I like tacos and burritos" "That's why we named the twins after them."

She now looks like the Bride of Wildenstein!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=516768&in_page_id=1773

She's beginning to show.

what´s wrong with her face!?

you guys are a bunch of idiots i bet none of you dont know how the hell it feels to be freaking pregnant i bet ya'll all under sixteen, get a life idiots and go complain over your ugly asses .i dont like j-lo but anyone who isults a women for being not attractive by being pregnant its an ass@#$
seriously get a life, n if any of you are older than 16 dammit i feel sorry for you. ungrateful ass!@# 's how you think your mother felt when you were
inside her, and about mark yeah he is ugly, so Fu@#$% what? i bet ya all as ugly too.GEEEESH you peope ar sick.

Skeletor's work here is not complete until he gets JLo's sister pregnant. I read that he has made the attempt but has not yet succeeded. All I know for sure is that Anna Nicole left a black hole void in the gossip pages and it needs to be filled. I am spending entirely too much time working.

In pic #2 she looks like she's just about to start drooling heavily all over herself.

At least her hair looks great!

I know she feels like a beached whale right now. It will be such a relief to give birth and finally be able to breathe again. BTW, I think that scheduled C-sections are the norm now for any multiple births; some doctors will even refuse to let you try to birth twins naturally.

It's ironic when women like this use pregnancy as an excuse to get as FUCKING FAT AS POSSIBLE and then complain afterwards when their skin hangs down to their hairy shins.

"i bet ya'll all under sixteen"

Hey stupidfuck. You can't spell and you can't use punctuation, and you're saying everyone else is under sixteen? How fucking stupid are you? What a fucking dolt. That means YOU, ohgeesh. Get the fuck off the Net, dumbass.

look at that face , she could eat a god damn hippo !

I love the come hither look too. What a disgusting vile person she truly is, I hope she disappears after giving birth and we don't have to look at her no talent skanked out face ever again. Oh how I hate this bitch! Let me tell you why...

She used cancer ridden children to sell one of her crap ass CDs. A huge publicity stunt at a cancer hospital. She dedicated her CD to one of the patients. Then the patient died. J-whore didn't even know it or care - it was all over the tabloid shows!

And the CD still bombed. Rot in hell you disgusting pig.

I hope those kids rip her in half.

and the dead python wrapped around her cabbage patch is a nice touch... if the cow has to suffer, she'll drag the rest of the animal kingdom down with her.

she is very charming. BTW,.. I have seen her BLOG on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named " SearchingMillionaire.com"..It's very hot there.

EXACTLY#48, Exfuckingxactly and I'm a woman. Fact is there are few things worse than some lazy bitch letting herself go in the name of pregnancy and then crying on Oprah(or while watching Oprah) about how hard the pregnancy was on her body. Lookit ya fat pig whores don't blame your fucking pancake skin on some innocent 7 pound baby for fucks sake. You were hard on your body when you were chowing down on everything in sight, pickles and icecream go straight to the ass, bitches.

As for J-Load over here zalls I can say is finally the front is starting to match the back. Still me thinks her huge ass baby bump ain't near as fucking big as her huge ASS but, it's gettin' there. Next time instead of twins go for septuplets and then you'll finally be able to stand straight ho (notice in the pic how her gargantuan ass is still pulling her down). LOL look look at the pic, it looks like she's gonna fall over backwards from the sheer weight of her ass alone.

She still looks AMAZINGLY HOTTT!

gosh is she expecting quadruplet??or sextuplet??her womb is insane.

#56. NO.

I love how all the other really famous Scientologists don't associate with J.Lo

I mean Will and Jada, Tom and Katie, Posh and Becks all seem to hang out all the time, they even talk to that bitch from King of Queens...but nobody likes J.Lo

TO ALL THE HATERS.....AND LOOSER’S........................ All you people are sick, you need to get a life and stop all these negative comments about Jennifer Lopez. The women is pregnant with TWINS and still manages to look BEAUTIFUL. And by the way she is very BRAVE, since most actresses in her condition will go in hiding afraid of what others might say. SHE IS BEAUTIFUL….AND YOUR WORDS WONT BREAK HER DOWN ...YOU CANT HURT HER CAUSE SHE IS BEATIFUL NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY ...and her babies will be beautiful too.

#60? Jennifer Lopez is beautiful?

Bravery. She's just so brave. Isn't Jennifer brave? She's just so brave. . .

Everytime I have the porterhouse shits yet manage, still, to pull in to the nearest gas station and stand in line with vermin, to purchase a Redbull, I am just as brave as Jenny-J-Lo-Selena.

her face ...

i bet j-lo is going to look hotter than all ya assholes together, lol fucking loosers get a life,i had 3 kids and i am one hot bitch, stupid fucking white and black loosers hating on a women who ya know its hot, im puertorican i idefeat ya all even 9 month pregnant. lol loosers,#44 i think the same way of this idiots . lol

i bet j-lo is going to look hotter than all ya assholes together, lol fucking loosers get a life,i had 3 kids and i am one hot bitch, stupid fucking white and black loosers hating on a women who ya know its hot, im puertorican i idefeat ya all even 9 month pregnant. lol loosers,#44 i think the same way of this idiots . lol

TO ALL THE HATERS.....AND LOOSER’S........................ All you people are sick, you need to get a life and stop all these negative comments about Jennifer Lopez. The women is pregnant with TWINS and still manages to look BEAUTIFUL. And by the way she is very BRAVE, since most actresses in her condition will go in hiding afraid of what others might say. SHE IS BEAUTIFUL….AND YOUR WORDS WONT BREAK HER DOWN ...YOU CANT HURT HER CAUSE SHE IS BEATIFUL NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY ...and her babies will be beautiful too.

JLo's career has been barely hanging on for several years with several flops. She's about finished now. The final knockout blow was the movie "Bordertown" going straight to rental. Even Gigli and Jersey girl made it to the theaters. Pathetic.

JLo's career has been barely hanging on for several years with several flops. She's about finished now. The final knockout blow was the movie "Bordertown" going straight to rental. Even Gigli and Jersey girl made it to the theaters. Pathetic.