Feb 6 2008Jennifer Lopez is having twins

Could be some odd looking kids if they have skinny assed face and her not so skinny ass

2 for the price of 1 ejaculate.

are lip injections really a good idea while pregnant? well i guess it doesn't matter since the babies are going to be half zombie-half raging bitch diva. oh & don't forget ugly.

IVF, anyone?

no, not twins...just a big ol butt.....

God that guy is ugly. And who is that chick on the left?

twins of evil!!!! Don't know which would be more scary. 2 mini versions of daddy, or 2 mini versions of mommy.

Then again, could be one of each...and mixed genes and what is inherited could be interesting. I'm sure they will be on the cover of some magazine paying them millions of $$$ for the first "family picture"

I am just a bit curious...Her profile was found on millionaire dating site 'BillionaireCupid.com' last week. I heard she just broke up with her boyfriend! I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site!

ROFL hereditary? that doesn't make any sense and if he was joking it's not funny lolz

Maybe she will birth them just like the movie "Alien"...that would be awesome...the little fellas would rip out of her gut and adhere to the face of their daddy. Definate image improvement for him I would say.

She is going to have a tank ass by the time those things are done growing in there. I was convinced, more like hoping, she had a hostile environment in her uterus.

Don't they usually embalm dead guys and close their eyes?

Christ what rock did her husband crawl out from under? Well not looking forward to seeing the spawn of that.

She is having twins? Like the baseball team? Looks like they's fit, oh well, good for her anyway

Hey, love him or hate him, Marc Anthony has had more pussy than Morris...

Hopefully her pregnancy will grow her some tits.

Ummmm.... twins are NOT hereditary. In both cases it's a fluke - be it fraternal or identical.

how many twins?

She is not knocked up. SHe just needs to take a realy big dump. Just look at her ass!

Ted, you freaking cracked me up! Now I need to clean up the coffee that just shot out my nose.

I just wanna pop out babies. Is that a crime?

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Evidently, he's trying to distract questions about the whole IVF thing by claiming twins "run in the family". God forbid anyone should mention that she's pushing forty, and therefore too old to get knocked up the old-fashioned way.

Twin what's?

Twin succubussesseses.

ok, so let's pretend twins WERE hereditary - wouldn't that pass on through a female? then it would have nothing to do with his family. this guy is a retard. Is mental retardation hereditary too because that would explain a lot about J-Lo.

He must have a really GREAT personality..

What kind of In Vitro plastic-surgery-fertilization are all of these celebrities doing? The odds aren't easy; one in two-hundred and fifty. Yet, every celebrity couple is having a set of twins. Lopez, Angelina Jolie -- Something smells fishy here and it's not Jennifer Lopez's cunt. Not this time.

Note: I'm praying for Jennifer's twins to be born siamese. I want them back-to back, connected at the ass, sharing the same asshole.

So when is the expected arrival date of Chuy and Rosa?

She always looks like she's thinking "Back off bitches, he's all mine."

Frist, you know you'd blow Marc Anthony.

who cares

If theres twins in the family it is possible for someone else to have twins also

Twins ... I almost feel sorry for the girl. I have four-year old twins who can be absolute monsters when they feel like it. Of course, since we're just an average family, we don't have nannies, maids, or anyone to wipe our butts. We have to do all the dirty work ourselves!

Twins, Dios mio. Jennie from the Block is in for some rough times!

#25 - It's Jose and Carmen... or Hector and Maria... or Jesus and Lisette... or puta y puñeta...

Frist, or a really big ...

bank account.

Morning again bro. I mean like in brothers. Seperated at birth. We are like a fissile atom. Me - the rock solid nuleus holding us and the world for that matter together. You - the electron. Repelling and repugnant flying all over the place.
And we too were siamese and like your prayer (please godless semi-void make it so) we were joined tool. Your mouth to my anus. This explains why you still to this day talk so much shit. Hence the moniker Shit Richards.
Later bro.

29, It is a possibility. It's also possible for people who don't have twins in the family to have twins. In this case, we all know it's from IVF. The gene for fraternal twins would be passed through the mother's line, so this douchstick father of hers needs to do some research before he starting spouting off shit to cover up the fact that his bitch of a daughter couldn't make babies naturally...not that there's anything wrong with that. I mean, maybe she could have had kids naturally had any of her other 298234 marriages worked out while she was younger.

LOL @ 33 for #27

Just so ya know, not as though anybody gives a damn, fraternal twins can be heriditary... due to 'hyperovualtion', meaning the female often releases more than one egg at a time. Identical twins are always a fluke tho. So yes, if her father's sister (J-Lo's aunt) had fraternal twins, the gene coulda been passed down through her father from her grandparents( just as the gene for male pattern baldness is passed from mothers to sons)... This concludes today's science lesson, and yes, this will be on the exam.

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'Shit' Richards! Classic. Yawn.

You're all wrong, Lopez will name her children Pablo and Marc Tony. If they're girls, Selena and Guadeloupe.

Twins in the family - in your ass more like Papi Lopez. One word (or acronym) - IVF.
For the record she looks like a waxwork doll at Madame Tussauds here.

aww look at her "BLUE STEEL."

I guess this explains why Mark Anthony has been shrinking...JLo, the buffet queen, has been eating all of his food...

#38-It's GUADALUPE. I bet you pronounce it wrong too. "gwad-a-loop"...WRONG. joto

#42? Do spell check, honey. That's what I did.

Since you mentioned it, I pronounce 'Guadeloupe' with an 'R' in it: Rat. Because that's how latinos reproduce, like rats.

22: Twins are hereditary; it only goes through the mother, and it skips a generation, and it ONLY applies to fraternal twins. My family has at least one set of fraternal twins every other generation, going back nearly 12 generations on my mom's side. And, whoo-hoo, it's my generation to have them and I'm the only chick. So let's hope that little "family tradition" comes to a fitting and natural death with my uterus. Any more than one is a litter.

So big-ass and Gomez are having twins. whoop-e-shit.

FUCK J-Ho. She's such a piece of shit. I hope her twins are healthy, but they will be born with tails.

Sorry I bored you. Hypoxemia making you yawn? High threshold of stimulus? Perhaps intellectual paucity of ideation rendering your retorts barren, without substance save for their shocking disregard for humanity, other than your own semi-sexual (erectile dysfunction makes one semi-sexual) craven orientations (induced by said malady).
Might I suggest to my brother a larger butt-plug. They make them now, bro, with a porous mesh allowing all that methane to escape and a drip absorptive base to catch all that leaking mud (we know a "girl your age has been anally ravaged by time and exotic excercise, shall we call it)!

Jennifer, yes it's true! She DID break up with her boyfriend! And she married this guy! By the way, your website has changed my life! I went to the site and found a 78-year old widow worth millions! We'll be married this fall. Can I have your mailing address? I'd like to send you an invitation. Thank you so much.

"I was convinced, more like hoping, she had a hostile environment in her uterus. "

J-Ho IS a hostile environment.

Twins are not hereditary if they are on the father's side. This is something you inherit from your mom. He's an idiot.

Skeletor face with a big chica's ass.....

x2.

LMAO!

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there is no way in hell that she allowed him to wriggle on top of her....damn, even a dead body would know well enough to flop away.

Beautiful actress. I love her movie. A rumor goes that she is dating a young guy with good looks on millionaire and celebrity dating site (MillMatch......com) where Charlie Sheen found his new love last May. Hope it is just a rumor!

Wow, thank you. I feel smarter. I learned from your burn.

her lips look stupid

any idiot can see that.

Hereditary, eh? It's much more likely that she's having twins because she was undergoing fertility treatments in order to get prego in the 1st place....

I bet she's going to name them taco and burrito. Taco, taco... Burrito, burrito. Taco, taco.

Burrito. Taco taco. Burrito. Taco. Taco taco.
Don't think just because I got a lot of money,
I'll give you taco-flavored kisses, honey.
Fulfill all your wishes
with my taco-flavored kisses.

Taco taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.
Fulfill all your wishes
with my taco-flavored kisses! Taco taco.

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Oh great. One is gonna come out looking like Uncle Fester (from the dad's side) and the other one is gonna come out looking like H.R. Puffinstuff (from the mom's side). Won't that be lovely.

45, does it ALWAYS skip a generation? my husband is a twin & his mother was a twin. whats up with that then? perhaps the generation skipping is just in your family.

Oh and umm....didn't this bitch go into labor like 3 days ago and she hasn't delivered yet? THAT'S a sign RIGHT THERE, that those kids are MUTANTS.

58, thanks. Now that will be stuck in my head all day.

Yes, #55. #48 gives great burn (Gonorrhea).

It deserves a big round of applause. Clap-Clap.

hereditary thing?

uh uh

IVF!

Her lips are HUGE!!! Is that safe for the baby?!??

Sissy,

Could you please tell Jennifer to contact me? I want to invite her and you to my wedding! I met a beautiful 78-year old widow worth many millions of dollars on your site, and we're going to get married! I have you and Jennifer and your wonderful website to thank for it. Please tell Jennifer to contact me. I don't want her to miss this landmark in my life. Your website is the best........thank you so much.

ewww!! that guy looks like a leech thats attaching himself to j.lo's side..what an ugly duckling..obviously he was last in line when they gave away handsomness..their kids gonna come out really wierd looking with a big volbous eyes and skeletor face..with curly hairs and flat asses..wonder which of these mags are gonna offer money for these wierd looking spawns.

#36 Erica is correct The fraternal twin gene is passed from a mother to her daughter or a father can pass the gene to his daughter if fraternal twins ran on his mother side of the family. Identical twins are not hereditary, and are as some say "flukes"

And to #45, Wrench, birth of twins skipping a generaion is a myth For your family may be not but for the most part it is Twins and triplets run on my mother's side of the family My sister has triplets and I have twins, no drugs or IVF. There are five sets of twins and two sets of triplets However prior to my sister and I the last set of multiple births was in my great grandmother generation, where three of her sisters gave birth to mutiples

And I agree with the one poster who said that J-Lo will never know what the true meaning of having to take care of multiples is like since she will have a nanny(ies) to help her wipe dirty butts, clean up vomit, midnight feedings, runny nosey, etc

Ugh. This is a misprint, see the interview was in Spanish, he dad said she is having Twix. Meaning she is the new spokesperson for Twix. The candy bar? That bulge in her belly is actually a gastrinoma.

I think those babies are going to be BEAUTIFUL! Especially if they're half black half mexican, cuz there ain't no way she can fuck M.A. after fucking all of those hot bodied brothas she's been with in the past. Poor lil' fella.

D. Richards (Stain), when are you gonna get hit by a truck, you annoying fucker??? You're sick.

Please, Cougar. How did you find your way to the internet? I mean, isn't TX full of country half-turds stuck in the early nineteenth century? I know how you manage: the convenience store you work at as a cashier has one of them 'magic boxes'.

'Texas cougar'. Yeah, that says everything. How many good ol' boys you know named 'flounder'? Sqeal like a pig, Texarkana!

P.S. I hate all of your music. Especially 'Jack and Diane'. That's the worst song ever conceived. It's just so American. So patriotic. 'Suckin' on a chili dog'?

P.S.S. I know when you say 'annoying', you're actually saying that I offend you regularly. Ha! Too delu.

Half black, and half Mexican?!

You're essentially wishing for those children to go directly from the womb, straight to prison.

I hope this makes J-Ho finally go away. She can't do anything well, she can't sing, dance, act or design clothes. She needs to take her vile disgusting self out of the public eye for good.

Dude think about the V.D. thing and that I came in your ass, girlfriend.

Her ass is gonna be SOOO huge haha... The only thing better would be if Kim Kardashian got knocked up... that would be awesome... that bitch already loses entire cushions up her ass when she sits on a couch.

do a little research. having twins may run in the family, possibly due to a genetic tendency of hyperovulation, but it can only be passed from mother to daughter. whether twins run in the father's family has no bearing on whether a daughter will have twins. even if twins seem to run in the mother's family, a daughter's chance of having twins is only slightly increased. also, the theory of skipping of a generation is groundless.

and to whoever mentioned male pattern baldness, the reason that runs through the mother's side is that that gene is X-linked. a tendency to have twins is probably not X-linked, in strict terms.

in her case, though, the twins are obviously due to IVF.

#47. Did I ever tell you about the time I shot up using the same needle as this HIV positive junk addict that I met in an alley behind Walgreens; then after passing-out, sodomized relentlessly by the same crazed HIV-positive junky?

Better get checked-out. Sorrwee.

Damn little brother, you sure have pass your time away in the silliest manner!

Love, Master

Hey. Dick Stain... I mean D. Richards.

I'm a woman. In the small town known as Houston, Texas. And there's a term for hot ass women in their 30s who love to have sexapades with hot ass men in their 20s. They're called Cougars. That's me.

Dumbfuck.

I know the writer's strike is on, but can you please call your comedy crew back in for you? Your shit on this site stinks.

Hey. Dick Stain... I mean D. Richards.

I'm a woman. In the small town known as Houston, Texas. And there's a term for hot ass women in their 30s who love to have sexcapades with hot ass men in their 20s. They're called Cougars. That's me.

Dumbfuck.

I know the writer's strike is on, but can you please call your comedy crew back in for you? Your shit on this site stinks. I am not nearly as offended by you as I am just fucking sick of seeing your entries (all 15 on each fucking photo board) on this site. I cannot imagine how smooth your palms are, hairy and crusty knuckles, and the pile of sploogie socks that lay next to your desk. Pathetic fuck.

Now, carry on.

'Cougars'? That's what Texas calls it's beloved sluts, 'cougars'? Hmm. I'd like to know what cougar really stands for; probably nothing, you're just a quick thinker on those flaccid asscheeks of yours. 'Hot', sure.

'Sploogie socks that lay next to my desk'? Listen, sister, I ejaculate directly in to my mouth, every single time. I'm a growing boy and I never miss a drop of my own protein.

Seriously, you have the nerve to question my material while you're out there in the world using words like 'sploogie'? Right.

P.S. Don't you ever make a pass at me again. And 'smooth' palms couldn't possibly be hairy, 'Dumbfuck'. You're right though, I'd rather masturbate than have to suffer through a slew of dates with some piece-of shit, vacant minded 'cougar' dunce cap, who undoubtedly talks that unoriginal he-said-she-said-dont-ya-think-dont-ya-care-what-I-have-to-say pseudo-conversationalist nonsense that drives men to murder-suicide when all they're really want, is to fuck your brains out and never call you again.

Thank god I have the intestinal fortitude to go it alone.

Isn't a cougar just a big nasty pussy? Hmmmmm and ya'll like em young and that makes you semi-child molesters or just VD spreadin' whores from the perspective of the non-inbred part of the country.
I mean sure Richards is a contaminated slice of ugly America and all. A man crying out in the name of any God in any quantum contiguous universe for some type of cosmic intervention to repair his damaged genome. A man of small cock and smaller mind. A pauper, a pervert, prosaic pilferer of prayer. In essence, a maggot laden steaming pile of dung on the face civilization.
But that does not give you the right to insult the inherent dignity of the man. Please hurry up and catch AIDS and die (seems a shame that you risk transmiting all those life destroying diseases to drunken young men).