Feb 27 2008Jennifer Aniston dissed by Angelina Jolie
Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie were supposed to have a little sit down to ease the tension between the two and bring some closure to the fact that Brad ditched Jen to repopulate the planet with Angelina. The sit down was scheduled before the Night Before party in Beverly Hills on Saturday, but Angie bailed at the last minute. Author Robert Greene of "The 48 Laws of Power" gives Us Weekly his analysis:
"If Angelina is trying to get under Jen's skin – push her buttons – this is a clever way to do it," Greene adds.
"Imagine you're in Jen's shoes," he says. "You're worried about Angelina showing up. And she never does. It's infuriating. If intentional, it's definitely a power move."
Maybe Angelina Jolie, being the humanitarian that she is, didn't want to rub in the fact that she has a fully functioning reproductive system and Jennifer Aniston will die barren and alone. I mean, that sounds considerate. Or Angelina could just be a total bitch and wanted to screw with Jen's head. Then she went home and wrote about her in her slambook while Brad braided her hair. Yeah, all that stuff.
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1. f - February 27, 2008 2:56 PM
first
2. f - February 27, 2008 2:56 PM
first
3. kush - February 27, 2008 2:56 PM
FIRST, FUCK YOU ALL
4. The Laughing God - February 27, 2008 3:00 PM
Or she stayed home and Brad made she he impregnated her good.
5. Anonymous - February 27, 2008 3:00 PM
Who the fuck cares about Jolie? She's a useless fucking hag. Fuck her. Just a piece of shit, nothing more.
6. morga - February 27, 2008 3:02 PM
Jen's still way cuter than Angelina. Angelina is not going to age well.
7. The Laughing God - February 27, 2008 3:02 PM
"Or she stayed home and Brad made sure he impregnated her good."
The pressure of being a single digit number poster was too great....
/resign
8. kristin - February 27, 2008 3:03 PM
do you losers sit at your computer all day waiting for something to be posted.. just to write FIRSTTT??!?!?! so lame. please get a life you're just as bad as the rest of them on here
9. stardust - February 27, 2008 3:03 PM
wow, she really is quite pitiful now, i remember when i was young and i used to hate her because she acted so innocent but i knew she was a slut just like racheal in friends, but now i just feel bad for her, because the real slut (AJ) is shagging the best thing that ever happened to her (BP) and her only retaliation was fat dufus vince vaughn. Ah well.
10. C - February 27, 2008 3:04 PM
I dont care what you guys say, Jennifer is smokin hot in these pictures!
11. Vince Lombardi - February 27, 2008 3:06 PM
She should fuck Matt Damon. He has Olympic swimmers.
12. oh, you know - February 27, 2008 3:06 PM
that is the tiniest bridesmaid dress i've ever seen
13. Ross Gellar - February 27, 2008 3:09 PM
Guys, I want to hit thattttt!!
14. Natascha - February 27, 2008 3:09 PM
Jen was just probably going to show Angelina pictures of when Brad used to be hot.
15. D. Richards (Neo-Racist.) - February 27, 2008 3:11 PM
No balls. There's no balls in making up; people are supposed to hate for life.
If Dick was Jennifer Aniston -- and thank mercy he's not (he loves his cock) -- he would forget Angelina's name and start fucking everything that moves: Men, women, children, dogs, horses, felines, lepers, hobos, the retarded, and hell, even blacks. No, not that far. Blacks are where Dick draws the line, sexually. Gross!
16. leeza - February 27, 2008 3:13 PM
#8 - what kind of loser trolls a gossip web site just to call people losers? please re-read your post, you are talking to yourself.
people like to be first, so fucking what
17. SaxW - February 27, 2008 3:15 PM
Jesus, who the fuck cares? Are we really expected to believe that Angie and Jennifer trip about each other and actually feel the need to meet and "talk about it"? Just more fake media douchebaggery. Leave poor Jen alone.
18. Des - February 27, 2008 3:18 PM
# 14 Natascha..sooooo true!!
19. lipper - February 27, 2008 3:23 PM
Ummm why is Angelina sweating Jennifer anyhow? Seems to me if you are going out of your way to play head games, Angela must be concerned about something. Seems rather childish. And Jennifer should just laugh it off, she is MUCH better off without Brad anyhow.
Being single seems to agree with her. She has HER choice of grade A beef.
20. Superevil - February 27, 2008 3:23 PM
You've been divorced for how many years? Move the fuck on or kill yourself, either way I don't care.
21. sportsdvl - February 27, 2008 3:25 PM
Jennifer is so much hotter than Angelina it isn't even funny.
Oh, you 3 at the top - all losers.
22. D. Richards (1/4 of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse) - February 27, 2008 3:26 PM
As is your penchant for being correct one or twice a year you are so right this time. Like how I hate you for life and stuff.
Oh, for the black man thing. Just apply liberal doses of K-Y and it won't hurt so much. Bro.
X O ? X O ? X O ?
23. lipper - February 27, 2008 3:29 PM
Jennifer at least has some womanly curves to her. Angela is like the crypt keeper, though back in the day when Angelina had some meat on her she was smokin.
24. gethighwithme - February 27, 2008 3:29 PM
#6 and u think aniston is going to age well? u should see her pics without makeup on.
25. RatRat - February 27, 2008 3:30 PM
Jen is so much hotter than that skanky syphilis infested jolie.
26. julia bella - February 27, 2008 3:32 PM
#6
You are on here!!! hahaha!!!
27. julia bella - February 27, 2008 3:33 PM
sorry #6
that was for number 8
28. calm down uglies, no one that matters agrees with you - February 27, 2008 3:41 PM
I see all the ugly jilted plain janes have come out to support their queen, peppermint patty of charlie brown
21-
just because she has hooker hair and is in the shadows doesn't mean she looks better than angelina
dustin hoffman face = ugly
brat doll face and UN ambassador = hot
no one that matters thinks that jen is hotter,
she is 40 and has an entirely ugly face , no good features to speak of and will die alone and childless...
and she can't act.
p.s she is too hold to have beach hair... but she better keep it up or even suburban housewives will realize how ugly she is.
29. FCS - February 27, 2008 3:43 PM
At least Jen doesn't have those fucking Cruella deVille arms like AJ. Those fucking things creep me the fuck out.
30. D. Richards (Anti-Christ.) - February 27, 2008 3:44 PM
#22. No, man, it's not even like that -- I have an exceptionally loose ass; I'm just afraid I might scuff. It's hard to get a stain out of pretty suade.
31. havoc - February 27, 2008 3:45 PM
Jennifer Aniston is so fucking hot, there aren't any words......
I'd plow that like a Nebraska corn field.
.
32. oh and - February 27, 2008 3:45 PM
*old
24 -
jen with minimal makeup and her hair pulled back so you can actually see her face is ugly enough thank you.
p.s
FACT:
she is a cokehead.
33. your mom - February 27, 2008 3:48 PM
angelina is a disgusting and narcissistic bitch. everything she does is so the public will adore her. seriously. how many super rich humanitarians shop at wall-mart? is it so she can rub in her kids' faces what they would be doing if she hadn't descended from the heavens to save them? what. a. bitch.
34. i can not stand the sound of her nasal whining thick with mucous voice! - February 27, 2008 3:49 PM
31-
you must be blind,
she looks like a thin babs streissand with beach bum hair...
i would hate to see you in the light.
and why is this 40 year old dress like she is 12 with hair like she is 20.
pathetic.
35. Auntie Kryst - February 27, 2008 3:49 PM
This whole thing reminds me so much of the Egyptian/Israeli peace accord. Menachim Begin was supposed to meet Anwar Sadat at Starbucks, and then the two were going to go handbag shopping. Anwar bailed at the last minute (didn't even text). Begin was all "oh no he di-in't" *snap*. Anwar later dissed, "I ain't your bitch, bitch!" Troops were mobilized on their respective borders, but for appearances sake they patched things up. BFFs or so we thought! Sadat was later assassinated. Lesson? Jolie, watch your back.
36. i hate her voice! - February 27, 2008 3:50 PM
31-
you must be blind,
she looks like a thin babs streissand with beach bum hair...
i would hate to see you in the light.
and why is this 40 year old dress like she is 12 with hair like she is 20.
pathetic.
37. ughhhh - February 27, 2008 3:56 PM
hey mom,
yes, an adored humanitarian , with the face of a beautiful estrogen featured goddess, and mother with millions attempts raising humble and unspoiled children, she is quite the witch..
lets worship instead a troll faced selfish talentless woman a prime example of mediocrity and milquetoast.
38. Champ - February 27, 2008 3:57 PM
Jen > Skeletor Jolie
39. Salamndstron - February 27, 2008 3:57 PM
Poor Jennifer got eaten lol http://www.starvsstar.tv/kirstie-alley-eats-jennifer-anniston/#comment-122
40. Grunion - February 27, 2008 4:00 PM
#35 Sadat always was a catty bitch.
41. Yourfairytale - February 27, 2008 4:05 PM
That's pretty funny. I'd love to be able to do that to Maniston. She's so needy and annoying.
42. locoinOR - February 27, 2008 4:06 PM
wow...you wrote "slambook". thats f'n AMAZING...haven't heard that shiz since i read a sweet valley high book in 88.....
43. Jade - February 27, 2008 4:09 PM
How much time has passed, and Aniston *still* needs closure? That isn't Jolie's problem. Aniston's time would be better spent in counselling. Jolie owes her nothing, and I'm amazed she would even give Aniston the time of day to ponder doing a meeting like that.
44. yes this is quite a competition - February 27, 2008 4:09 PM
humanitarian ,oscar winner 15 times sexiest woman alive creamy sexy voice, thin yet chesty, dsls, mother, un ambassador, laura croft
>>>>
big ratty hair, jew face, no talent, whiny voice, selfish old hag
45. ipanema_schuyler - February 27, 2008 4:09 PM
and all this haterade between them because of ... Pitt? So sad.
46. Janine - February 27, 2008 4:10 PM
They need to end this bullshit, who cares? Hopefully Jen will remarry so we don't have to hear this crap all the time.
47. sla - February 27, 2008 4:10 PM
Even if this is a complete lie, it still confirms the fact that Angie is a card-carrying, hell-on-wheels bitch of the highest magnitude.
That's why Brad always looks pussy-whipped.
And I'd take Vince over Brad. Forget looks, a man who can make you laugh beats pretty boy any day of the week.
Same for women. Argue all you want about who is hotter. Who would you rather play quarters with? I doubt there is enough booze on the planet to get Angie to unclench her butt cheeks.
48. Auntie Kryst - February 27, 2008 4:12 PM
At the halftime it's Team Aniston with 12. Team Jolie is close behind at 9. I'm actually suprised here. Team Jolie is issuing a strong, on target and well worded offense. Team Aniston is able to counter with a very servicable defense. Lot of bench strength there. Frankly it's anyone's game.
I'm setting the over/under on this at 30 and I'm also giving Jolie 5 points. Any takers?
49. ipanema_schuyler - February 27, 2008 4:14 PM
although I've totally never seen the appeal of Pitt even back in the day, Vince is NOT an option, either.
50. Auntie Kryst - February 27, 2008 4:15 PM
Holy shit, in the time it took me to misspell serviceable, Team Jolie narrows the lead to 1. Do you believe in miracles!!!!!!!!
51. sla - February 27, 2008 4:17 PM
#34 -- and why is this 40 year old dress like she is 12 with hair like she is 20.
What are you, 15? Forty is not too old to have cute hair and wear a sundress. Is there an age when a woman is supposed to get June Cleaver hair? She's got good knees and looks great in pink. Rock on, Jen.
52. wow - February 27, 2008 4:24 PM
42 - I came here to write the same thing... those books kicked so much ass.
I doubt she'll die "barren and alone"... more likely barren with 40 cats.
53. LL - February 27, 2008 4:50 PM
Sadat did not know who he was fucking with...
54. aja - February 27, 2008 5:07 PM
Angelina is almost ten years younger than Jen, but looks ten years older than her.
55. Angelina Jolie is sooooooo insanely HOT - February 27, 2008 5:29 PM
Ugly Aniston and her Jolie-hating fans should get over themselves.
C'mon, it's Angelina MOTHERFUCKING Jolie, the most beautiful woman in the world. There's no way any man she wants is gonna resist. Jennifer Aniston looks like a rotten watery dog turd next to Angelina, both on the outside and on the inside.
And the one who broke up with his wife was Brad Pitt, not Angelina Jolie. It's not like if Angelina had put a gun on Brad's head and told him to do it. He did it because he wanted to, don't blame insanely stunning Angelina, blame him. Angelina was single.
56. Jen > Skeletor - February 27, 2008 5:31 PM
--#47 You are seriously my hero. Not that I particularly love Aniston, but I HATE Jolie. All this ambassador shit is just leading to her trying to take over the world.
57. ph7 - February 27, 2008 5:31 PM
She's old.
Everyone blows off old chicks. They are irrelevant.
58. LK - February 27, 2008 5:33 PM
54- EXACTLY.
59. Hannah T - February 27, 2008 5:33 PM
Ok, well, I don't care either way, and I totally don't believe this Angelina/Jennifer rivalry crap, I'm sure they have better things to do with their lives. Also, I love Jennifer, she will always be Rachel in Friends to me.....but she is living proof right there in those photos that not even celebrities can wear what they like and still look good.......very, very, very bad dress.
60. ipanema_schuyler - February 27, 2008 5:34 PM
but to imagine that brad went from juliette lewis via gwyneth and aniston to jolie .. man. please compare juliette lewis - AJ. that was a long, long and winding road ....
61. Pixie - February 27, 2008 5:36 PM
Yeah I used to think Angelina was pretty, but the more I look at her face, the more it annoys me. I just want to punch her lenolike chin. I like her humanitarian work though.
Anyhow, I think Jen looks pretty in these pictures. She seems much more lovely in movies though when she's in motion.
62. Chris - February 27, 2008 5:41 PM
There has got to be a way to automatically ban someone from commenting when the douchebag says "FIRST".....he probably pops his collar, that cocksucker!
JEN IS FUCKING HOT!!! I STILL CANT GET HER OUTTA MY HEAD AFTER SEEING HER IN ALONG CAME POLLY!
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64. Auntie Kryst - February 27, 2008 6:12 PM
@63 No one asked for links you filthy paid blogging whore. Fucking "Brandy" nice slut name you stealth marketing pig. Your worse than the scamming date sites. You are utter trash and you sicken me.
65. Jamie's Uterus - February 27, 2008 6:18 PM
I find it hard to believe that either one of these women would care what the other is doing, thinking or saying? Both are self absorbed egomaniacs. Why would they even care???????? More ways to sell tabloids !
66. adoe - February 27, 2008 6:32 PM
Oh I think it's all a bunch of BS...I seriously doubt Jen wants to meet with her or even cares at this point. Without even knowing her in the least, I will safely assume she's moved on. The mags are only carrying this fictional drama on b/c she's not married with kids. Why do people believe EVERYTHING they read?
67. Jen - February 27, 2008 7:24 PM
Angelina IS gorgeous, granted, but Jennifer A is fucking smokin', and I really find it hard to believe that she could give a shit about AJ and BP. Really. Why would she want to sit down with the woman who relentlessly pursued her husband? Just gossip, and not even creative -- as it was rumored months ago that they were going to have a meeting.
68. L - February 27, 2008 7:30 PM
Seems like Angie was the one afraid of Jen...no slam for Jen, Angie is a coward.
69. kitty_kat - February 27, 2008 8:01 PM
(cough)Bullshit(cough)!
70. Neybirt - February 27, 2008 8:09 PM
Poor jenny. I feel for her. She must regret for not "being ready" to start a family with Brad back in the days. Still i have to say i was suprised when Angelina ja Brad first got together. Jennifer seems more sweet and cuddly than Angelina. I kinda see Angelina as a freak. She's kinda odd and weird. Never liked her looks either. But this Aennifer Aniston girl is a sweetheart. Good to know there is another woman who's hot and all that but will still end up abeing alone forever. I blame men.
71. AliCat - February 27, 2008 8:25 PM
Jolie is a succubus. Viles of blood and kissing her brother like that? No amount of charity work can cover up her history of skankdom. I can only imagine the things Brad must have to put up with behind closed doors since she doesn't act like a total sexual freakshow in public anymore.
72. Eirin - February 27, 2008 8:31 PM
Jennifer still looks HOT!
Angelina and Brad, not so much anymore.
73. Optimisticate - February 27, 2008 8:44 PM
Nice... insulting people who can't, or haven't had kids yet just because the ex is with someone who gets pregnant faster than Britney Spears when she visits the trailer park.
74. jn hutchin - February 27, 2008 9:10 PM
Angelina is a homewrecking whore and Brad is a nitwit. They deserve each other.
75. Fornification - February 27, 2008 9:38 PM
Jennifer Aniston is the most over-rated actress on TV i have ever seen. She's fuckkin annoying as shit and has no talent to back that shit up. She was cute back in her younger days but that was about it. This bitch needs her to learn from her mistakes and move the fuck on, instead of feeding the tabloids with more horseshit that comes off her fuckkin ugly ass chin. Divorcing from one of the hottest actors (who was not even known as a playboy), must really make many of us wonder just how THE FUCK did she screw that up?? Bitch can't hack it. SIMPLE. AS. THAT.
76. AnOldieButAGoodie - February 27, 2008 9:44 PM
so now this story has went from hosting a party (which has anyone ever bothered to find out how many of the "hosts" did not show up) to they were going to have a "sit down". I find it all ridiculous and just think it is a way tabloids/blogs can keep breathing air in this tired story in hopes of increasing page hits and magazine sales.
I see they even dragged some author who clearly wants to pimp his book to comment on the story
77. Tee - February 27, 2008 9:48 PM
Women seem to love Jennifer Aniston way more than guys do. I've never understood Aniston's appeal. The only thing I can think of is that she makes even ordinary women feel beautiful. Women seem to hate Angelina she blows us all out of the water, looks-wise.
Jen looks like Zera the ape from "Planet of the Apes".
Aniston is very plain. As for the guys who love her, they must be afraid of real women because she has no chest, has the figure of a teenage boy, and looks like a guy in drag.
And has anyone noticed her most recent nose job? It has more of a ski slope shape to it now.
Aniston is the pathetic, plain Jane girl next door who spends her days doing pilates, getting her nose done and having her face sand-blasted: Angelina is a goddess who gets slagged by losers for trying to improve the world and drawing attention to the plight of third world countries.
78. yawn - February 27, 2008 10:09 PM
Jen the man has no life or career, she is a shitty actress, so she has all the time in the world to think about losing Brad and crying over it, watching him have it all with Angelina. Bitch is bitter and it's her own fault, well maybe not hers, but her parents for making her look so ugly.
79. Mrs.A2B - February 27, 2008 10:13 PM
I agree with Tee. Only ugly insecure women who can't keep a man or have been cheated on like Aniston. They call Angelina names like whore, homewrecker etc. as if she stole their own husband. Ordinary women can definitely relate more to Aniston and are jealous of Angelina because her beauty is very rare and not many women are on her level of beauty..
80. forget jolie - February 27, 2008 10:24 PM
i really think that angelina is one giant fraud. everything she does is to garner attention. there is no beauty to getting involved with someone else's husband, or to taking on the responsibility of several children only to move them to another part of the globe every few months. her soul is starting to show itself in her appearance: shriveled and wretched.
81. magickal - February 27, 2008 10:25 PM
Angelina Jolie is a homewrecking cunt. I hate that coy look she always has when her and Fagboy hit the red carpet. Their photos together are more staged than that god awful Heidi MontDOG and her schmuck of a boyfriend. Brad has never been uglier or more gay looking in his life. His new hair cut makes me throw up in my mouth a little. I hate them both. Jennifer Aniston is definitely the winner in this situation since she doesn't have to deal with his shit anymore. Cheating loser! Skeletor! Hahahahaha! So true! Jennifer is beautiful, natural, has nothing to prove, is not going to burn in hell, etc., everything Angelina is not.
82. Neybirt - February 27, 2008 10:53 PM
magickal, pls stop. you're killing me! :´´´´DD
argee totally.
83. Whatever - February 27, 2008 11:20 PM
Gotta say, with all that baby-making, Angie's cooch must be damn loose. Damn loose.
84. FRIST!!! - February 27, 2008 11:36 PM
#84, she only had one kid herself so far...
85. lani - February 27, 2008 11:46 PM
she looks amazing in that dress
86. Ted from LA - February 27, 2008 11:51 PM
Kids, kids, kids... relax. The chick with the Billy Bob tattoo is beautiful in the face and that's about it. She is obviously a complete nut. Jen-Jen is cute as a bug and annoying as 2000 cockroaches in a bathtub. If I were Bradley, I'd throw them both overboard, reattach my testicles, and change out of my leisure suit and into a busines causal look and move to Wisconsin or Ohio and start over. As it stands, they all deserve each other and the horrible lives they have created for themselves for the next "photo op" on some color of carpet. Fuck it all I say. Life is way to short to chase this hollow dream. Ted from LA has, at one point in his life, been an autograph signer. I enjoyed it with those 10 years-old and younger, but wanted to run like a fucken deer whenever an adult got in line. Hint to adults: there is no lower form of life than an adult autograph seeker. My tooth is killing me. The only pain med I have is Maker's Mark.
87. Hannah - February 27, 2008 11:59 PM
Jennifer Aniston is the most beautiful, and funniest person in the world!
88. Mi - February 28, 2008 1:04 AM
Jennifer Aniston was never good enough for brad pitt and you all know it. She was lucky to have him for as long as she did. She insisted on a wedding that cost 1 million dollars complete with fireworks.
Angelina on the other hand adopts children, is a UN embassador and gives a reported 1/3 of her income to charity. And you need to question who is the better person here? jennifer never had babies because she wanted to further her career. Don't fool yourselves!
89. FRT - February 28, 2008 1:16 AM
I heard she is signed up to play " Babs"...Barbara Striesand in a bio pick.
Put on the big fucking fake nose...maybe a pint or two of cologen pumped into the lips...and fucking viola...you have "Babs"...!
Can't you see it...???
90. Pegasus - February 28, 2008 2:38 AM
Jennifer is much more beautiful than Angelina, more like Devilina. Angelina is ugly she has trout lips and evil eyes, I really don't get why people think she is so great, she is a morbid blood vile wearing freak. Poor Jen.
91. Blondamnation - February 28, 2008 2:46 AM
I don't know why, but I completely believe you, Ted from LA.
I bet when someone little does it it's OK, but a grown up? What the f do you do with an autograph, anyway? It's like a Celine Dion album-you know it exists but who the hell do you actually know that would have that?
(maybe #28 would-he seems to have serious issues-maybe anger management? And reading/spelling is not a strong point either..)
92. mw - February 28, 2008 3:26 AM
Jen's face is average but her body is so much better than Angelina's. She's perfectly proportioned and in great shape. Jolie is always accused of being anorexic, but because of her apple-shaped body she needs to stay very thin, or else she gains weight on her face and around her midsection, while her arms, legs, and ass remain scrawny. That's what she was like when she was younger and she looked worse than she does now.
93. Lexatron - February 28, 2008 4:50 AM
"raising humble and unspoiled kids"
Are you kidding me? There is a photo somewhere on here of her daugher Zahara [or whatever ridiculous name it is] with a Chanel handbag! A child with a handbag is stupid enough...but a chanel handbag?? How is that unspoiled?
Also did no one else read the interview where she said she loved her adopted kids more than her biological kids, because the adopted ones have had harder lives and have had to struggle? Yes, Angelina, because your biological children *asked* to be born into a rich, famou family. And of course they wont read this article when older and be fucked up for life.
She's a complete nutter and bitch.
94. SoggyCelebs - February 28, 2008 5:04 AM
If this was anyone other than Jennifer Aniston I would've said Jolie was a spiteful bitch.
Because it's Aniston I applaud and cry "Bravo!"
95. Lynn - February 28, 2008 5:58 AM
Jennifer Aniston is so hot,i love her from "FRIENDS".=============== I saw her profile and lots of hot photos on a dating site called ~~~~~~~MeetWealthyBoomer.com~~~~~~~~. Is she dating with sugar daddy?
96. alex oz - February 28, 2008 6:44 AM
hot jen !!
fuck angelina shes too skinny and her arms is like my erection !!!
i love that sexy jen so classy!
97. Karen - February 28, 2008 8:22 AM
What goes around .....comes around.......Jolie's just a man snatchin BITCH!!
98. Karen - February 28, 2008 8:24 AM
and Pitts' fuckin pussy whipped!!
99. bears - February 28, 2008 9:04 AM
I don't know who to feel more sorry for! Angelina: for having such an ugly and washed up husband or Brad: 'the bitch'
Since I'm a woman, i'll take Angelina's side, it can't be THAT bad. I bet the reason she's holding him is because she won't find another slave like that. Lol
100. bears - February 28, 2008 9:07 AM
and ManJolie, MAniston. Brad sure likes masculine faced women.
101. yes - February 28, 2008 9:10 AM
fav comments =
28, 34, 37,44,78,79,89,90
and 98 -
exactly, all of the jolie-pitt's charity and good doing will def pay off even more for them.. although I don't see how they could do any better... already having found passionate love with each other, widely being considered the most beautiful couple in the world, having a large lovely family, millions, respect of their peers ( although perhaps not lower individuals like ugly housewives and plain looking females).
I could never dumb myself down enough to watch Friends. That woman looks just like Dustin Hoffman in the face though, decent figure.
102. bear you are silly. - February 28, 2008 9:19 AM
bears, you sound like jealous fat troll.
brad pitt = sexiest man alive ( according to about 20 different songs, billions of people, magazines, the general )
angelina jolie = extreme estrogen features ( big lips, large wide set eyes, small nose, high cheek bones ) most physically perfect face according to plastic surgeons, most desired woman by general public
( you saying poor angelina has to put up with ugly brad because he is the only man that will have her is like saying mother teresa was the biggest whore alive )
on and
jen aniston - uglyish face, but nice figure and hair for about 40.... better looking than average woman over 35...
103. Becky - February 28, 2008 9:32 AM
He married Jen... He is just screwing Angelina.
104. UCrawford - February 28, 2008 9:34 AM
Jesus, she's still fixating on her ex-husband and needs "closure" from her divorce three years later? You were divorced, Aniston...your relationship is already closed. Move on. If you're so obsessive and self-absorbed that you can't realize that then no wonder Pitt dumped your neurotic ass for one of the hottest women on the planet.
So much for the idea that Jolie was the crazy one...
105. Grow Up - February 28, 2008 9:36 AM
Weak men & Feminist women pull for Angelina. Everyone knows that since Angelina & Brad have hooked up she's stripped him of his pants & put him in a servant's uniform. Angelina has to be with a man she can speak for & Brad is the "man" for the job. I would imagine Jennifer probably couldn't care less about what goes on with the two of them. I hope she can feel glad to be free of the ball-less adulterer. God knows any woman deserves better than that. What woman can truly respect Angelina? A woman who sleeps with another woman's husband deserves every bit of disrespect & disapproval that comes her way whether she's the one who cheated or not. Women (and men) should have that respect for each other. She's a sorry low-class excuse for a woman & tries to cover it up with makeup & fancy clothes. Frankly, since Jolie & Pitt have gotten together they both look like hell. Jennifer may be more of a Plain-Jane, but she doesn't have to hide behind her hair & make up to look classy. She's more of a woman than Angelina has ever been or could ever be. I also saw the article where she admitted to loving her adopted children more than her biological child, so why is she having another one? She's a fucking freak show, and Brad is her little gopher monkey wearing the pink tutu that she whips to make people smile & clap.
106. Auntie Kryst - February 28, 2008 9:42 AM
Ok I called the game at midnight. Despite a hard charging offense and innovatively written offense by Team Jolie, Team Aniston never relinquished their lead and took it home. By my count it's TA 26 and TJ 17.
TA just had a bigger defense both in size and numbers. Regardless, it was great play all around, there really are no losers here. The winners, naturally its the fans. They witnessed a great game today. Despite the loss the Collins Trophy H8ter of the Game is awarded to TJ captain #28.
I'm making my way to the TA locker room. The locker room is draped in plastic to keep everyone's Lane Bryant clothes dry. I can hear the boxes of merlot being ripped open and Snackwell cookies are being thrown around like hockey pucks. "Ladies ladies great game! Any comments for the fans? Please don't talk with your mouths full."
107. toolboy - February 28, 2008 9:42 AM
#35
nice lateral thinking, the visual alone warranted a helmet pinch to stop the leakage....
Oh, and Jen, if you are reading..Only I can stop the hurt (Adnan gave me that one). I am your density (G.McFly's money move). Call me?
108. Grow Up - February 28, 2008 9:42 AM
#103 - Really??? So Brad Pitt is the sexiest man alive because other people said so? It's great to know people are strong enough to think for themselves.
109. Whitman - February 28, 2008 9:47 AM
I want to dislike Jen, (self absorbed massive insecure egomaniac) but I got a boner looking at the pictures of her- and boners do not lie.
110. LOL - February 28, 2008 9:53 AM
I love how the same one person keeps posting under different names how hot and estrogeny and Brat Doll-like Angelina is. It speaks for itself...
And #106, I fail to see how feminists would root for Angelina. Feminists are all about supporting their fellow woman, aren't they? And Angelina represents that how? By being a friendless, homewrecking scooze who clearly has no respect for her fellow women, not to mention the pathetic "look at me I am soooo horny and sexual" persona she has shoved down everyone's throats? Any feminist worth her salt can see this gutter trash for what she is.
111. Grow Up - February 28, 2008 10:03 AM
# 111 - I apologize. Perhaps it's my own interpretation, but in my mind a respectable woman is supportive of their fellow woman. A feminist is a woman all about the woman, and has the attitude that there's no need for a man.
112. karie0731 - February 28, 2008 10:10 AM
Jennifer Aniston is too hot to give a crap what Angelina Jolie has to say. Who cares? Jennifer got rid of that loser cheater Brad Pitt and it was the best move she ever made. Angelina just wishes she had Jennifer's grace. Even all of her charity and missionary work will never make her a person with character because that is something earned not bought.
113. SAK - February 28, 2008 10:25 AM
Angelina is a dirty home-wrecking whore and a FREAK... Jen is twice the woman she could ever be!! Adopting kids from another country doesn't make you a "good person". What comes around goes around though and Angie will get "hers" I'm pretty sure. Brad Pitt is a friggin LOSER and Jen is better off without him. Notice how ugly/dirty he looks since he hooked up with "the trash"? Not the handsome and classy guy he used to be... How bout adopting a homeless child FROM THIS COUNTRY?
114. to103idiot - February 28, 2008 10:48 AM
are you kidding me? hes a washed up piece of shit. too bad that some people still let some magazine editors decide whos sexiest and whos not.
and are you blind? i never doubled Jolies beauty, i said Brad likes masculine faced women. hes a soft man
115. bears - February 28, 2008 10:59 AM
*doubted
and 'Grow Up' has put it together perfectly
116. sweet mama - February 28, 2008 11:04 AM
oh she will have zillion of kids now making sure that Brad never leaves her and i bet she works on his conscious big time
117. Cam - February 28, 2008 11:05 AM
AMEN to 106!
118. rocklobster - February 28, 2008 11:33 AM
Peppermint Patty! Dustin Hoffman! I won't be able to look at Aniston w/o thinking that now. Jolie as the Crypt Keeper! Bhwaaaawaaawa! You guys are killing me today.
119. Just Sweet - February 28, 2008 11:36 AM
OMG, D. Richards...you're too funny.
I think Angelina should just move far, far away...She should stop bringing all the kids from over seas to live over here. If she's so in love with adopting, why not adopt American? There are so many children here suffering also...and she has to travel to find one? Then she degrades Shiloh for being born priviledged, that she feels so much more for Zaharah and Maddox because they are survivors...Bullshit. Stop trying for babies of your own then. What's going to happen when shiloh is older and she reads that crap? All this do-gooder stuff she does doesn't fool me...she may have only slept with 4 men in her whole life, but she still a damn weirdo. She was much more believable when she was with Billy Bob.
120. Humanitarian Efforts Are a Good Thing - February 28, 2008 12:33 PM
#120 Just Sweet:
If you were given a choice of what country to be poor in; would you answer Africa? No because the poor do not have it as good as in America. Africa does not have welfare like America. All families are dysfunctional to some extent. I admire Angelina for all her humanitarian efforts. She could easily be out dancing and drinking and having a nanny raise her children like a lot of the other famous people. I knew Angelina would make it big after seeing her in the movie Gia.
121. Grow Up - February 28, 2008 12:40 PM
4 men??? The way she kisses her brother, I don't believe it for a minute....unless the women she "experimented" with took the place of men for a time. She's too screwed up. She shouldn't be allowed to have babies...adopted or not. She wouldn't let her dad see Shiloh because he wasn't around when Angelina was a child??? GROW UP and GET OVER YOURSELF! The world is NOT all about Angelina Jolie. She really feels that's reason enough not to let her children have a relationship with their grandfather? That's some kind of humanitarian. She loves children in other countries but not children in her own country? She's just pissed because he wants to be around her children but he couldn't stand to be around her & her nasty bad attitude. Seriously, I've never seen a person scowl as much as she does. She acts like her face will break if she smiles or even gives a hint of feeling joy. Can you imagine what their sex must be like? She holds Brad up against a wall with his legs wrapped around her waist & pink lipstick on his lips & she stares at him with a scowl on her face expecting him to please her with his dick tucked back between his legs...
122. heather - February 28, 2008 1:47 PM
never has it been more appropriate to say: GET OVER IT. so u were married to brad pitt for a couple years....you're not anymore so let's find some other yokel to get hitched to and leave brad and angie a fucking lone.
123. Grow Up - February 28, 2008 1:56 PM
Yes, let's leave the sideshow alone, let them raise their babies (the ones they love AND the ones they don't love) to have group sex and procreate with one another (since they're not biologically related...however related or not doesn't seem to be an issue with good 'ole Angie) so they may create an awkwardly foul & repulsive Jolie-Pitt commune which people will feel obligated to accept because she calls herself a humanitarian, and so that they ( and by "they" I mean she) may one day rule the world in all of their sick & twisted glory.
Come on now people...let's leave the poor people a fucking lone!
124. heather - February 28, 2008 1:58 PM
BTW lexatron, zahara's little bag was a fendi, not chanel.
lol
125. heather - February 28, 2008 2:01 PM
seeing as how u live with them and all, u know exactly what goes on in their house.
i think it's you who needs to grow up
126. Grow Up - February 28, 2008 2:15 PM
I don't see where anyone mentioned living with them. Most people know a lot about what goes on with celebrities simply because they advertise their lives in the spotlight. For instance, when Angie & Brad go overseas to adopt a child (because foreign children are apparently more loveable than American children) they make an announcement. It usually fits in the story somewhere around where she preens...again...on being a humanitarian. She kissed her brother like a red-light district hooker. That's a fact. Anyone can see the pictures. She's miserable. That's easy to see. She uses her children and no-balls Brad to appear to be a family woman. Were it not for being in the spotlight and having people look at her and talk about her she'd have no use for any of them. It doesn't take living with them to know these things about them. Don't be sad. I have nothing against you. Why are you taking things so personally???
127. "Grow Up" Is Experiencing Side Effects of Steroid - February 28, 2008 2:41 PM
To Jennifer Aniston, a.k.a. "Grow Up":
1. Angelina can scowl all she wants because she still looks hotter doing it than most women smiling from ear to ear.
2. She wouldn't have had every man who had fucked her wanting to marry her if she had been so boring in bed. The fact that you think she is a weirdo only makes her more likely to be more interesting in bed than most women. If "[s]he kissed her brother like a red-light district hooker," imagine how she kisses a guy she wants to have sex with.
3. Sweetie, from how bitterly passionate you wrote about Angelina Jolie, it is obvious that you are the one who is all about obsessing against her. I hope you don't raise any children because it will be bad for kids growing up with anyone with so much resentment, especially towards a person she doesn't even know in person.
128. nodonuts - February 28, 2008 3:07 PM
Jolie is a fugly baby machine, nothing more.
Seriously Brad Pitt ain't worth all this fuss.
129. Grow Up - February 28, 2008 3:16 PM
What can I say? I have issues whether it be with the Jolie-Pitt "family" or any other parents who put themselves before their children. Angelina doesn't look "hot". She looks like orange beams will shoot out of her eyes & disintigrate anything they hit if Bradley even acts as though he might try to speak for himself. I suppose everyone has their opinion on what's "hot". In my opinion, miserable does not equal hot. As far as men wanting to marry her, they stay with her until they can't stand her anymore. That's why she's not married now. And as for the way she kisses a man she wants to have sex with, I wouldn't shy away from putting her brother in that category. I'm not passionate about Angelina Jolie. I do have strong opinions on the fact that she's fucked up in the head & that she's bringing children (some that she loves & others that she doesn't love) into her miserable situation and trynig to appear to be some kind of humanitarian God. Why is she having biological children if she's doesn't love them as much as children she buys from other countries? (That's a rhetorical question). I can tell you why. It's because she's selfish & inconsiderate of those children & does it for the sake of appearing to be a great woman. Everyone should have a problem with that, as poor & selfish parenting creates problems in our country....regardless of how much money you may have. Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan...both raised by parents who are more concerned with what people think of them than their children. Perhaps it's you who needs to look at the real problems and stop trying to smooth them over with who looks "hot".
130. Kate - February 28, 2008 3:20 PM
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131. Yes Generation Parents - February 28, 2008 3:47 PM
#122
Angelina grew up with parents from the Yes generation like me. She grew up in a dysfunctional family and this is where she gets her weirdness. I like the way she carries herself and speaks freely about her life. She is a great actor too. I hope the best for her and her family.
132. Grow Up - February 28, 2008 3:55 PM
Growing up in a dysfunctional family doesn't make it okay to create another dysfunctional family. To use that as an excuse for her being a bad parent isn't right. She's a grown adult & should be able to accept responsibility for the choices she makes. It's a cop-out for her to blame her parents. To love one of your children more than another one of your children, for any reason, is wrong, but for it to be because the adopted child came from a poor country??? That is ALL wrong. If she can't hold the same love for her biological children she shouldn't be having them.
133. Yes Generation Parents - February 28, 2008 4:18 PM
#133 Grow Up
I said she has weirdness because she is from a dysfunctional family. Your comment on her liking her adopted children better than her biological child sounds sad. Is there an article I can read about it on the Internet? From experience, most parents do have a favorite. Some are better at hiding it than others. My mom told me that she wishes she only had 1 child which is my oldest brother when I was a child.
134. Grow Up - February 28, 2008 4:41 PM
http://www.hollywood.com/news/Jolie_Loves_Adopted_Children_Differently/3605341
135. Dumpee Needs to Grow Up - February 28, 2008 4:58 PM
#130
Get your facts straight: Angeline dumps men, not the other way around. There was a lot of news saying Brad wanted to get married before they had a child but she did not want to.
Just because you usually get dumped doesn't mean someone you hate from the bottom of your heart has the same problem.
As with hotness, of course it is subjective. But apparently most men do think she's hot or otherwise she wouldn't have made millions (and FYI BTW, donated half of them to charity).
136. Yes Generation Parents - February 28, 2008 5:08 PM
#135 Grow Up
Thank you for the link.
I read the article and it sounds like Angelina is being totally honest. She gave this interview when her new born had no personality yet. She could have lied and said she loved them equally, but she chose to be honest. She loves her adopted children differently because they are survivors and her new born was born with a silver spoon in her mouth. This is one of the qualities I like about Angelina; she will be totally honest with her life and this leaves her open for criticism. Imagine if more rich and famous people did humanitarian work; how better this world would be. Angelina is the Goodwill Ambassador for the UN Refugee Agency.
137. Terry - February 28, 2008 5:26 PM
I remember watching a talk show with Brad Pitt and they asked him if he wants children and he said yes with teary eyes. It was probably because Jennifer did not want children. She was probably worried about losing her figure and her freedom. And then Brad and Angelina do a movie together called Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Brad and Angelina had a lot in common like wanting to have a family. So now Jennifer is alone with her nice figure and freedom.
138. your mom - February 28, 2008 5:39 PM
#137- how do you think shiloh will feel when she grows up and reads this? no loving mother would give a public interview saying she loved some of her children more than others! that's not honesty! that's angelina talking out of her ass like she does in every ackward, pretentious, narcissistic interview she gives.
139. Yes Generation Parents - February 28, 2008 6:04 PM
#139
Shiloh will be fine because she will be raised with love and an understanding about her sibblings. Children do quite well when living in a loving and nurturing home with 2 parents. You are twisting her words just like the media likes to do. Angelina said she loves her children differently because of their situation, not more than the other. The bottom line is she is being honest and this is rare in Hollywood.
140. sala - February 28, 2008 9:22 PM
When will this Brad, Angelina and Jennifer nonsense cease?.
The tabloids-online and print are making a fortune on this old triangle story. If Jennifer Aniston really thought Brad Pitt was all of that she would have done anything and everything to keep him.
I think people need to realize that she don't give a S#!7 about him. He is obviously not that important to her because she gone on with her sex life with ohther men. She still vacations in exlcusive resorts with her friends and family. She still has her career. She still has her money.
So, why is it that people still force themselves to believe that she wants Brad?.
If Brad was so great she would have still been with him. When you don't give a shit about someone you don't meet them halfway. To fool yourself into thinking that Aniston is grieving for Brad is naive.
Jennifer Aniston is long over Brad. Sure she was hurt initially. She was embarrassed by the worldwide coverage and the seemingly instantaneous way that Brad coupled with Angelina. So what, anyone would be even if the whole world didn't know about it. It's embarrassing.
I'm glad Jennifer didn't go out and try to compete with Jolie-having kids, adopting kids, volunteering on behalf of the U.N. I'm glad Brad found happiness that he thought he was missing. I'm glad Angelina has the life she has always wanted- she's no longer haunted by her troubled childhood.
Let's be happy for them all. It's the adult thing to do. They are three talented individuals in their own right. They each have fans that adore their work. Can't we just stop this nonsense. They have all stated in various interviews that they don't understand this constant fan attention.
Can't we their fans just stop this nonsense. Enough already!!. Let's just enjoy their movies, regardless of who you like.
141. serena - February 28, 2008 9:29 PM
#34 you ass.
She is dressed like that for the movie "He's just not that into you". This pic was taken on the set of that movie late last year.
Why is it that some people who like movies don't realize that the clothes an actor or actress wears is not their own. Wardrobe dept. takes care of that. They work in tandem with the Director to dress the characters.
Maybe in the Anistons' movie there's an 80's flashback. Who knows. Are you so desperate to provide a negative comment?. Use your mind retard.
142. pinkdate - February 28, 2008 10:37 PM
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143. amber - February 29, 2008 1:09 AM
you ppl are fucking retarded! Jennifer Aniston wouldnt let that bitch get to her...and that's all angelina is!!! fuck her and brad! jennifer doesnt need either of them!
144. sorry but.. - February 29, 2008 9:09 AM
111-why are you laughing out loud?
i am looking at these comments for the first time and i too think that angelina looks like a hot brat doll...
i think that is a common perception.
145. brit - February 29, 2008 10:53 AM
# 114 -i agree completely why do people insist on adopting foreign kids how but helping out children from your own damn country too!
146. Jennifer Blew it Big Time! - February 29, 2008 11:18 AM
#144
Jennifer was stupid not to start a family with Brad. But Jennifer is full of herself and thought that having a baby would ruin her figure and take away her freedom. Now Jennifer has her figure, freedom, and is lonely.
147. Phunmunky - February 29, 2008 12:35 PM
Jennifer's big mistake is she kept putting off wanting to start a family. Can you really put the blame of Brad for getting tired of waiting and finding someone who did want to have a family and find more out of life than movies and sitcoms? Granted both Brad and Angelina still make movies to pay for all those mouths to feed and live the lifestyle they do, but Jennifer was not interested moving out of her own self-absorbed bubble to realize that family was important to Brad.
148. maria - February 29, 2008 4:02 PM
jennifer aniston is way more prettier than angelina jolie ... jolie can get stuffed!
149. duff - February 29, 2008 5:13 PM
this soundsl ike BS. why would aniston care anymore? didn't she and brad break up years ago?
150. Love Hurts - February 29, 2008 5:57 PM
#150
It still must hurt to see your ex husband living the American dream; having a family and being successful and seeing their every move captured in the media.
151. Vicente - March 1, 2008 4:48 AM
First!!
152. Sugreev - March 1, 2008 8:58 AM
Jen's still looks as gorgeous as ever,while Angelina Jolie is not aging well at all.So Jen's a far better catch than Jolie at this stage,plus she's desperate for some lovin' too...and what does that tell you ?
153. Jackie Blue - March 2, 2008 5:07 PM
There is something stunning about Angelina. Perhaps it is a combination of her exotic looks,humanitarian efforts, honesty with the media, and her talent as an actor.
154. blah - March 3, 2008 7:35 AM
jolie sucks. jen is wayyyyyyyyyy hotter.
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156. whatever - March 6, 2008 12:51 AM
I won't comment on who's hotter--they're both hot in different ways, though Jen has a better body. What does make me laugh is how the "estrogen" girl keeps posting as though somehow Angelina's looks equate to her own. Listen honey, if you're at a computer defending the honor of some actress you aspire to look like, you definitely ain't too estrogen-y and bratz-doll like in the face yourself. And I can guaran-damn-tee you that Jennifer Aniston is better looking than you are. When was the last time you built a multi-million dollar career on the shapely state of your ass? Didn't think so...
157. Steve Zahn - March 6, 2008 11:22 AM
#Hittin the swtiches bitches, relax while I get my poppa swerve on, mobbin like a maafucka but I ain't lynchin# ~ Dr.Drew on Loveline 1997
158. Jackson Wallace - March 9, 2008 5:49 PM
I'm so amused by what Pitt dumping Aniston did to all the bitchy little suburban American blonde beotches out there. Jolie has got some ugly to her, but they;re both pretty old, cmon, neither one is that hott anymore. I do think Jolie is a way better actress, and prob has a much more vivacious brain. Friends doesnt cut it, I'm amazed Pitt was with her as long as he was. Him being with Jolie makes him look far more intelligent in my eyes. Besides, hez banged em both now.
he prob just woke up one day and said I need more out of life. Plus, any man knows what most women cant admit. Jolie has amouth you could park your whole sac in - that chick has major bj powers, I am 100% sure.
Aniston meeting her was pathetic, and Jolie not showing up was a slap, but its the kind of thing you could see someone bowing out of.
159. Rose - March 28, 2008 12:04 PM
Jennifer Aniston had nose surgery fair enough, but she's still naturally very beautiful and wears natural make up colours etc, where as Jolie has had nose surgery, cheek implants, breast implants and she also got her upper lip done to make it the same size as her bottom one - She also wears very bold makeup - she has nice features post surgery and after make up but when they come together they aren't even GREAT. That's my opinion. Most people however, think that Jolie is very pretty, although, is the world, now so superficial, that people like her just for her beauty.
I think Jennifer Aniston is naturally GORGEOUS but I like her because she's a stong women who's been a victim of the papparazi. Angelina seems to love the attention she gets and everything she does seems FAKE to me. I don't think she broke brad's marriage but I believe that she certainly encouraged it. To me she's not a nice person and never will be no matter what she does - think about it, she earns so much money and donates some to charity but still uses so much money for her luxury, like buying houses for 13 million or whateverr - why can't she live in an average home which isn't WAY bigger than required.
Yeah she does more than a lot of celebs but most celebs don't act like perfect angels whereas she does and she's not.
I never understood the appeal with Brad Pitt, he's a pretty boy but a little girly to me to be honest.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie can fly to Mars and live there and noone will care. I think they shouldn't be given media attention at all.
Jennifer you rock on!