Feb 7 2008Jamie Spears is kicking ass, taking names

FIRST to spear you in the ass you fuckin losers

Holy Hell, I might be first and I don't give a fuck!

Umm Lametown

Wow, a parent being a parent, ain't that a switch.

Oh, and #1, you're a loser.

He looks wasted.

I wonder how long Landing strip is going to hang around with daddy in the house??

those red eyes the old man is under huge stress shit hope he fdoes not fall down dead

Yeah this guy's a real hero. He's moved into Britney's house and he spent the night rolling around on a bed covered with her money, rubbing one out while reliving the times he boned her back when she was a hot tween. The whole time he was singing "one for the cherry, two for the cash, three to get ready, now go Dad go!"

Romance With Binky

Hummm...Maybe Try and find a female plumber Fish Guy. If all else fails - maybe she could 'unclog your sink.'

"I wonder how long Landing strip is going to hang around with daddy in the house??"

you mean, how long will he stick around now that the cash isn't flowing freely!

What the fuck is wrong with Jim's fucking eyes? The guy just awoke from beneath his bed after a hellish night of binge drinking cheap vodka.

So that's the man that busted Britney's hymen. Interesting.

To soothe eyes and minimize redness and under eye circles, lie back and place slices of cool cucumber over your eyes. It really works!

Hopefully her dad is moving in for good. He can whip Britney back into shape, get her out on 300-date stadium tour, then make another album and repeat it all again. She can go back to calling everybody "Daddy" and stay thin from all the dancing (to cover the lip-syncing) and have all the money flow into accounts that her parents control. We all agree that she was much better like this, in the old days. Most chicks do better with this level of control over their choices, regardless of what all you pear-shaped Hillarys say.

#4 - why the sudden change? Last night you were all "I wanna taste it! I wanna taste it!" I didn't think it would be sanitary, but you were so...eager.

C'mon, y'allz, can't we all get along? My chin landing strip makes me cool, but still you guyz pick on me. See how I put a 'z' there instead of an 's', that makes me cool, right?

Hey, you! Yeah, the one talking about Arab guys and their 3.5" peckers! So what? Hey man, if you were sitting on a mountain of oil, you wouldn't give a fuck if your dick is tiny and you could only be sucked off by a camel!

I'm gonna go home & rub one out with a poster of a $100 barrel in front of me. Then I'm gonna throw that pair of gay jeans on & waddle around Hollywood like the douchebag cocksucker terrorist that I am.

Leave Jamie alone. He looks tired because he was up all night counting money.

Is anyone else getting confused between the father, Jamie, and the daughter, Jamie Lynn? How about we call him James FTW?

Good. Britney's dad should take control of Brits funds. And he's right, Adnan better be paying for shit if he wants to hang out. Britney has enough leeches sucking off of her fortune.

Hey I'd do the same thing! Basically he won the lottery, for the second time. This time around, he knows that he has to get in there and throw elbows and keep all the rabble away from his loot. Including Britney - "Sorry, honey, you're a good daughter and all...but...it's just business, nothing personal". Grab and stash, man, don't be a fool.

Soooooo, the 'new navy railgun' is So Freaking Hot? Fucking fish.

I gotta say good for him. Its about time someone took control of something....

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Jamie-Lynne was named after both of her parents...dad Jamie, and mom Lynne...I know, it gets confusing sometimes...

He looks like Will Ferrell playing the part of Adnan's new best friend, Jamie Spears.

@20, what are you looking for?

Britney was named for an English speaking body part.

try the site SugarMommaMatch.c..... more exciting than this. i am sure you will love it.
your dream can come true here.

I'm sure after Adnan broke out the X they all got along famously..

@26 What id my dream is beating the shit out of you??

"Adnan you are SCUM, you hear me: SCUM! I won't let you hurt my daughter's money any more! I mean...my daughter...either. Yeah!"

KUDOS TO DAD!!!!

She needs structure. She needs someone that TRULY cares for her taking control since she apparently has lost it.

Why is there a picture of Bobby Knight with this article?

Yay, more news from the Britney circus!

Why is there a picture of Bobby Knight with this article?

If he managed to grab $10k from Britney's petty cash, I'd suck his dick for it. But I bet I'd bump heads with Adnan when I'm down there.

he is one ugly motherfucker.

>>Jamie-Lynne was named after both of her parents...
Isn't that weird ? Must be very confusing at home. It is ridiculous enough, when an American parent gives his/her own first name to a child, but BOTH first names is unheard of. I mean, why would you use your first name for your child, unless you are the king of France or the king of England ???

I heart you Superficial. I HEART you my dear lyrical genius! You are SOS in the eyes of all those other douche blogs

You know what, now that I've seen Adnan and what a cocksucker he is (and by that I mean fucks Brits Mom, takes pics of Brit and sells them, has a horrid chin landing strip, etc, etc, etc, and etc) I am not gonna feel so bad about the creepy single guys I meet. Except for that one that parks in the white van and wears that long black overcoat..... he hurts my inner peace. ;-(

Watching this endless Spears circus, I'm so happy that Matilda Ledger will always have her dad to protect her.

Has MAD-TV already spoofed these idiots yet ?? I so see that dude Michael McDonald playing him.... and why are his eye so red? Is Jamie Spears Satan? twist! Notice how he's never really been on the scene till now? Brit's now has to make ammends for f*ing up so badly.....

^^^ here it is

you're all idiots. He's being a good father now in her time of need.
You guys can all go fuck urselves if ur hurting so bad to find a reason to trash somebody that the best u can come up with is insults about someone's red eyes. All you guys are trash!

36, at the risk of exposing my white trash roots, my cousin and her husband combined their first names to create their daughter's name. I'm not going to give it out here because it's quite distinctive, but let's just say that they've destined her for, at best, a career as a waitress at a diner. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

"Britney, it's your time of need. NEED, I said! You need to swallow. Just like when you were 13. Num-num nummy."

When our son was born, my wife and I decided that combining our names was kind of dumb, so we combined our professions instead (I'm an analyst and she's a therapist).

um... Sunny? [#42] [or should I say Adnan? hmmmm??] Bitter much? and Utley [#45] that was genius and gave me a hankering to watch my Arrested Development DVDs tonight

i know it
fukin jew hahahaha

42, Amen sister! The best thing a gal can do for herself is to let the man who cares most about her take care of her. I'm sure Mr. Spears will guide Britney with kindness and a gentle hand.

#42? If we're all 'trash', then your gnarled pussy is the receptacle. Open wide, dump, here comes the garbage.

#42 shouldn't you be over at Pop Sugar or something?

I think I love Jamie Spears. Finally, someone with some balls is taking charge -- in a good way!

Jamie shouldn't fight with Adnan, he should team up with him and give Britney some "bipolar" sessions. That'll fix 'er right up.

Seriously, I wouldn't fuck with this dude. Anyone remember the movie Next of Kin? Jamie is just the leader of the clan. All the Spears kinfolk have snuck into LA to help git sum family justis. They are going to trap Sam and Adnan in that old school bus filled with snakes.

@20 - the navy railgun is hotter than janice fuckin dickinson in a bikini.

i would much rather stick my dick in the barrel of that railgun than in that old beat up trout faced dog

Oh boy....who thought it could get any better?

WTF
What The Fuck.

Why are his eyes so red? Is he drunk?

Why are his eyes so red? Is he drunk?

Damn, I love the no-nonsense way he wears those glasses. He's not just going to straighten out Britney's life- I think he may just straighten out all of L.A.

Stop judging Britney, people! Nobody is perfect in the world. She will be in my prayers for ever. I hope 08 is good year for her. I am surprised that Britney has joined (MillMatch......com) and continue her journey to new love. Hope it works for this poor girl.

angelfan-
I hope 08 is a good year for you, too. And I genuinely hope you find a more dignified way to make a living. You and all those like you are in my prayers - forever.

Britney's dad and mom both only care about MONEY and couldnt give a sh*t to Britney..lol

That over the glasses looks means business. I've seen that look many times and if my experience is any indication I think Brit's about to get her credit cards cut-up and will probably not be borrowing the car for a good long time.

For the full effect though that look needs to be delivered sitting down and over the top of a newspaper.

Oh also before he shoots that look he has to mutter something about "Thegoddamndemocrats".

jafou, if you can work some film noir in there along with some curling smoke, i'd consider it done.