Feb 27 2008Heidi Montag is a ball of retardation and implants

your not first!!!

FIRST 4 FISH-HEADS SUKS!

Dane Cook is on mySpace friends list..

mimi your a total loser!!! mouhahahahahahaaaaa

me cannot spell!

YOU'RE is the correct word "me," you idiot!

here's frist....the 5-7 chick who thinks she's hot!!! to say it on a blog...not really clever! but if it made you feel bette about yourself, go ahead!!

Gross, that bitch has a moustache!!!

ME has once again proven to be a IDIOT!

At least I, mimi, can spell!

It's YOU'RE, not your, stupid!

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when we don't know what to answer, WE SHUT THE FUCK UP instead of doing the spelling bee!!!
Still a loser poor little mimi

God #6, jealous much??

8
hum....I think you're repeating yourself here....time to take you're afternoon pill!!!

10
not much...just laughing at you!!! did it prevent you from killing yourself you overweight twat?

I just don't get these idiots - what is their appeal to anyone? How are they able to monetize their lives when they're worthless sacks of shit? It's amazing, and almost impressive.

#12 Hmmmm..... Foolia....I'm thinking either

1. It is time for your meds, or

2. You need to get your helmet back on and go wait outside for the short bus.

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ask mimi, she might have the answer for you!!

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1- taking the post of someone else is not the in thing right now
2-I drive the bus and I'm waiting for you to come out

Why do pretty girls make such efforts to change themselves? She was prettier before she had all the work done.

Her tits are already going east- west, and never the 'twain shall meet.

judging from these comments, it looks like the same kids who use myspace use the superficial...

#16 I really don't think you should be driving in your condition...

Forgive me for commenting on the topic instead of whining about who's first. Further forgive me for not watching MTV, ever. Frankly, I reckon I'm too old and I've simply been too well educated to watch that crap. That said, who ARE the people who care about this gal? All I know about her I've read here, mostly as interruptions to pictures of Brit's cooch (ugh) or Lindsay naked. Apparently, there is or was a show called The Hills about a bunch of dumb skanks and the boys who shop with them. Okay, now what? Why would you want her to be followed as she shops? How is this interesting? Who is the moron who pays these morons?

Oh, and on the Lindsay topic, I just have to add that I found most of the comments about the nude shots laughable. So many of you think you're in position to judge her physical appearance? Look at you, fat and bald, sitting in your mom's basement in your underwear, blogging. And you ding her for too many freckles? Yes, she's a skank, and a stupid skank at that. But you're a loser, and if you doused yourself in gasoline and set yourself ablaze she still wouldn't notice you. Lighten up.

What's a whore's face...

Hey this media cunt is wearing the shoes she got for Valentine's day. She can't return them now.

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that's why you should be scared!

21
take it easy!!! you don't have to describe yourself so well, we get the picture only by saying you still live at yo mama's house!

22
gotta admit, I missed you.

So you're complaining that she's a talentless worthless nobody simply being pushed in to her low level of fame by empty hype ? Aaaaaaaand you're posting a story about her walking down the street ?? Is this another Hayden Pantieeater deal ? Where you pretend that this site is still about decent comedy and mocking these spoiled nobodies while you're actually promoting them and becoming just another worthless 'gossip' rag ?

#21whatever douche. You want t know how you get noticed by Lindsay Lohan?Pull out your blow. That's how you get noticed by Lindsay lohan.

WTF is Heidi Montag? I keep seeing her on here but have no idea who she is or what she does other than being an efficient exchanger of oxygen and carbon dioxide......

.

Retarded or not, I'd bang her like a church bell on Easter morning.

@7 Its a cumstache, get it right

Id fuck, from behind, two fisting a belt around her neck, of course

Just give me 15 minutes alone with her and a bottle of butter spray. Oh Heaven.

the only worthwhile part of her is those gams...she's like the inverse of the "Mermaid Problem" (see wikipedia)

the rest can die in a fire

Is she retarded? Yep! Is she talented? OMG no! Would I put my dick in her? YEP! This bitch actually manage to get some decent plastic surgery done. Usually i hate the plastic bitches, but this chick pulled it off, she really does look way better.

The "Team Heidi" shirt is missing the word "Tag" in front.

glad to see ghoulia back, we were running out of retards to fight with.

Hey, Kingsley Amis, love your work, but how'd you manage to come back from the dead? Kidding, I'm a kidder... I was going to say something really witty and clever about the "first!" people, but decided a reference to a dead English author was cooler.

About the retard in the Superficial story: she looks a little too much like Ann Coulter for my liking, but I gotta say, her legs look awesome. And for once, her mouth isn't gaping open. Maybe she's heard that we're sick of being able to see her tonsils in every picture. Or maybe it's the raunchy references to oral sex she didn't care for. Either way, these pictures actually make her look less offensive to me. Other than that, I don't give a shit, though I do agree that MySpace should be nuked from orbit, just to be sure.

Actually, in pic 6, and pic 6 ONLY, she looks like that slut teacher from florida that banged that 15 tr old, remember her, the really hot one that was plastered all over the news, because, well, she was hot

Picture 7's caption:

'Like, ya' know, there's this crunchy greeny stuff, and like, there's meat, and -- eoh, I love ketchup! And fries. Do you have, like, Diet Cola?'

'Ma'am, this is a clothing store. Do you think that we serve hamburgers here?'

Man she is Fugly. I cant even enjoy staring at her man made tits because you show her face in every shot. Damn you fish.

Debra LaFave....that was her name

(duh duh duh duhhhhh duh duh duh duhhhhh)
"Hey teacher, Ive gooot myyy pennncil!"

Ms LaFave, I wet my pants. Can you wipe me.

...and I wonder why blonds have been given such a bad name. Case and point, Heidi. We never stood a chance. Sigh.

Every time I see her, I just want to slap the shit out of her. She makes me very angry. Very.

But she does have some great legs. Bitch.

Slore.

Please hurry Ms LaFave I have to poopy too.

how did Dane Cook get on the sh*t list ?

Tarantula hands.

#42: case "in" point. Just trying to help you out.

@44
At least spell my name right, silly troll

@48 Thanks, but you are still a pussy.

you all hate on Brooke Hogan but can you imagine the things she could do to this blond idiot?? she could squish her like a moth, set her horse teeth straight, send her to moon, or what not. Little Hulkster rulez!!

She's so fake looking. A fame whore.

Yeah man, fuck Myspace. And fuck Tom too. I don't even have a Myspace page. Because I'm cool, way too cool.

Now people who don't matter from high school will never ever find me again! Muahahahah!!!!! Revenge!

does anyone know where she got this dress/who makes it?

gawd, she's fugly, just another hollywood big star wannabe bimbo

Picture number 6. She looks like one of those dolls that people actually use as a significant other, like in that movie, Lars and the Real Girl. She's fucking creepy

Thats cool. I cant believe theres going to be a new season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. So awesome. Check these links out. Theres a funny game too

http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/kardashians/tushygame/index.jsp.

http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/kardashians/index.jsp?sid=nav-shows

This cunt deserves a kick in the box. I'd get a running start and plant my fucking size 12 so far up her twat that you'd see Adidas stripes when she smiled.

#21: I know why shes here and why we care and want her to be followed around by photogs. Because its clear shes not emotionally stable enough to withstand it for long, and then she'll crack and we'll all have another whacked out flaky has-been to laugh at! Whats gonna be her downfall? Stay tuned! Drugs? Marriages? Bad Roles? A porno tape? I dont know about you but I cant wait to watch it all unfold on this site!

#36 - Holy smokes, you're right about her! She does look like Ann Coulter in a mildly retarded way. No wonder she turns my stomach.

What I can't understand is how does she sleep with my brother and not be bothered by all his dick cheese?

Her face is starting to look like E.T. Or maybe a Bratz doll. Maybe if she got a new set of boobs that didn't look bolted on pointing in two different directions and a face transplant her "singing career" might go somewhere.

A functioning brain might help too.

TO ME- not mimi... "ME"

Only an ignoramus would write when they can't spell!

Hey! She has her new Valentine's shoes on!

damn, now THAT's where Binky got his name from:

http://www.thoughtviper.com/inexob/arch12.html !!!

who is this person? she big in the usa? seems to me she's a loser?

lights are on... nobody's home.

Uh...Who is she?

I want to stick my beef in her taco

53, this isn't a fashion blog. please see the section of People magazine that shows where these mindless drones get their clothes. and why would you want to loook like her? basically, it's an XXL Fruit of the Loom gray tshirt. you're weclome.

Come chat with Playboy model D'Nika Thursday, February 28 at 6 p.m. PST. Register your free account now, and avoid the lines when she goes on

Link here if you wanna check her out - www.celebrityfanchat.com

Jesus Christ! Is it just me or is this chick getting fatter by the month? She is way too heavy to be on this site. Put on some skinny chicks, dude!

Her face is so long it's almost as if she underwent a maladjusted teleportation and came out on the other side all stretched out.

Still, I love girls who have an awkward walk like that, where their thin, ropy legs get all tangled up... Yum yum. In other words, her colt legs compensate for her horse face.

Has anyone even looked at her gold jacket? Come on, is that from the 90's? I think she must have stolen it from my halloween costume box.

She used to be so pretty.
Her face is disgusting and her hair is horrible that way.
I like old - small titty Heidi

when is her inevitable porn coming out? that i would like to see. This girl may be worthless..but damn shes hot.

I heard she fond of internet recently. Or recently fond of internet. Don't know which.

Sissy men bragging to others "Hey I don't like Ann Coulter EITHER!" Sissy, girly, pansy men.

Kiki, great spam message about the Kardashians. You had me fooled with the "That's cool." sentence at the beginning. I had to read the whole thing before I finally figured it out!

Welcome aboard Huckyducky. You sound like you have great potential here. I can't tell if you are funny or an asshole yet, but I anxiously await your subsequent posts. Fish, I hate to be so hard on you, but about 1 in 3 of your posts mention "retards" or "retardation." I think there are way better people to criticize, for example, "famous" people. Just a thought. My tooth is killing me. My dentist only works one day a week, just like me, so I have to wait until Tuesday for relief. I'd never cheat on my dentist. My wife, on the other hand, is a different story. We've been married for 18 years and I haven't cheated on her yet, but I think about it every day. On Topic: This girl is annoying as a hemroid exposed to poison ivy. If she ever had a hemroid exposed to poison ivy, I'm sure she'd have a herd of photographers snapping away at said hemroid while she flirtatiously smiled at the camera overlooking her ass with a red rose in her teeth.

At least she's skinny.

Montag is a vapid cunt, of course.

I can't wait to see what a whoring, drunking slut she will become once the fame goes and she loses her plastic looks...she'll be on whatever version of "I used to be a celebrity" reality show is around at that point.

Ted,

Thanks for the greet. Hopefully "funny" and "asshole" aren't mutually exclusive.

If she wants "staged"...why in the fuck doesn't she at least bend over and lift her skirt up for the lads...??? Hmmm....with or without...???

If the media would QUIT posting them they would die. PLEASE for the sake of us, quit already!

@6 Hey Julia, take your penis out of your vagina, you can't procreate that way, and Frist is way hotter than YOUR fatass will ever be, so give it up, you piece of shit!!!

Dont care for the girl.

LOVE THE DRESS!

anyone know where its from?

Yeah, it's from the 80's, were ya born yet?

I hate her jaw. HEIDI - YOU LOOK LIKE A HORSE. I can't wait until this bitch realizes she's useless, not a celebrity, and not hot. Fuck her and her faggot boyfriend.

I HATE her! i hate her, i hate her, i hate her!!!!!

ok seriously, that dress and those shoes.
i know that's not what this site is about but i am in love with that outfit.

... also. what a skank...

Oh, what a sexy girl! I saw her profile and lots of hot photos on a dating site called ~~~~~~~MeetWealthyBoomer.com~~~~~~~~. Is she dating with sugar daddy?

I love her.

She's annoying but ooo so hot

I don't remember her face looking so long, narrow, and weird....
I like the dress, though.

Enough about the "dress." It's a goddamn glorified t-shirt. Big fuckin deal!

THis chick has one of the worst fake racks I've ever seen.

She looks pretty enough in some pictures, especially in that dress, IF you can overlook her smug, self conscious smile.

That notwithstanding...I think she should try cageless shark diving off the Bahamas....in a ground beef bathing suit, wrapped in fish.

I can't believe I'm posting on this one.

This girl needs to get a fucking life.

Hold on... that was harsh. Let me think about it.

Okay, no, YEAH. She needs to get a fucking life.

shit, so do i.

What a cute horsey ! Quick sombody get some sugar cubes..

Aw, why the loooong face Heidi??? Did you finally realize your bf likes dudes?

Ok, I know she was on some TV show for 5minutes, that I never watched, but this Celebutard is trying too hard to be more famous.

Yes, fake, posed, staged photos are quite retarded!

The TEAM HEIDI shirt, that's a prop right?

I mean, she had it made up a brought it into the store with her, right?

Is someone actually licensing attire for this wanna be celeb.

#99. LOL that's awesome.

Who is this Heidi Montag, and what does your inane phrase, "a ball of retardation and implants" mean, exactly? Implants? Who knows, or even cares? From where I sit, Heidi stars on a reality shw, and is raking in the dough, while you post juvenile insults. Now, tell me again who's a ball of retardation?

It's always nice when you realize that you're way hotter than an celebrity. Especially one who is the same age as you, has already had a boob job and a nose job, and has a team of professionals to make her look good all the time. I'm not saying she is unattractive, it's just really refreshing that's all. Yay me. =)

Has anybody hear about Pop Fiction. This show on E! Its going to be on air March 9th at 10:30 et/pt. If anybody knows about it let me know. Also ive seen these. This show is going to be good. It has to be its so secretive. Ive been hearing crazy rumors about it too!! Here the link

http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/popfiction/index.jsp

CHAOS IS COMING. POP FICTION.  MARCH 9.  E!  THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.

• HOLLYWOOD ARMAGEDDON.  RESISTANCE FUTILE.  POP FICTION.  MARCH 9.  E!  THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.

Laura @104

Soooo, what are your plans for the weekend?

I'd nail that. For sure. She looks to me like an insecure chick who compensates by making lots of noise during sex and by being willing to humiliate herself to please her man. Yeah, baby!

@107

I bet she takes it A2M.

But I'll still let her get on deeeeez

Holy smokes, you're right about her! She does look like Ann Coulter in a mildly retarded way. No wonder she turns my stomach.