Feb 6 2008Heidi Montag appreciates your comments

Nice tits, though.

Here's a comment...why doesn't she go away?!

First you fucking twat sucking morons.

Jesus, could this chick be any more pathetic and stupid?

She makes my panties wet.

So a white Kim?

If reading and writing is so difficult for Heidi, maybe she should go to that Shannon Carlson at Verizon who reads mail for people.

How thick would her mustache be if she didn't wax that thing every 26 hours???

Fake boobs and a horse face are all that is needed to make it in the music industry apparently.

(see I made a comment Heidi!)

I'd fuck her.

Who is this person, and why should I care?

Sweet love pillows.

Yes, you have to passionately hate Heidi Montag. That's what feeds my desire to bash her every single chance I get. The hate.

I watched about thirty seconds of her 'music' video a little while ago and do ya' know what? It's was utterly un-passionate. It was like watching a little child lost at a supermarket.

Can you please not post about Heidi ever again? I would like her to disappear into obscurity as quickly as possible.

I hope she's wearing pretty panties that match her black bra.
I fucking hate it when a chick wears a bra and panties that don't match.

Would anyone think it's strange that I have a strong urge to shove some dollar bills down her bikini?

who is this vapid bitch posing for?

the next logical step for her is Playboy. Hopefully they're wise enough not to let her in with that jacked up face.

#3, good job, you piece of trash troll hobgoblin, can't even tell frist from thrid...duh..

Well you gotta admit - the gal did get quite a bit of 'feedback'

is this actually going to air somewhere?
what is this?

I cannot watch that video....

With the sound on.

I wonder how dirty she gets in bed? She probably drags a bag or two of potting soil into the bedroom when it's time to get busy.

vapid cunt.

#22

to answer your question, she's probably as nasty as King Tut's toe jam. the girl admits to having no self-esteem. those are the best bitches to bang because they'll do anything to feel "liked". i mean ANYTHING. the smart thing to do is to find one of these bitches and start selling her ass. check your local greyhound station for your needy bitch today and start paying down your student loans in a flash.

it takes 2 secs to write a comment...try it sometime manwhore

@21 Sara, Is there really any reason to have the sound on? There is only one reason to watch that video..

@12 i don't know how you like your "pillows", but i don't like feeling the safety airbag just deployed in my face.

Did she get MORE plastic surgery? She looks fucking ridiculous. Like some kind of deformed blow-up doll.

She says it take a lot of effort to comment... It took me about 30 seconds to type this and click 'post'. This lack of effort on her part is apparently an accurate representation of how much effort she put into her singing voice/career and video.

Wow... This is some real bootleg, cable access shit.

she has a brown foundation mustachio in these pics.

Granted, there are like 10 girls who look just like her in every sorority in America, but the girl is all kinds of skankalicious.

Maybe it's just me, but reading her qoute makes me think this skank bitch is trying to be sarcastic. I read it as sort of a fuck you, I wrote a song anyone can write a comment type of thing.

If her brain were one-tenth the size of her boobs she would know that making a comment is easier than farting, and both are just about equally beneficial to society.

Or maybe that's just true for those of us that have some command of written language.

Granted, there are like 10 girls who look just like her in every sorority in America, but the girl is all kinds of skankalicious.

I cannot tell a lie...
...I'd give her pirate eye...

I want to take this broads face and smash it into a plate-glass window then bang her she gargles on her own tracheal effluvial sputum...

I want to take this broads face and smash it into a plate-glass window then bang her while she gargles on her own tracheal effluvial sputum...

average looking at best....and that may even be a stretch. So tired of this same processed look. She kinda looks like the guy from Wayne's world. How the fuck is this chick famous??? Sure does not take much these days.

#37 & 38 That's hot!

She needs to be a little more passionate about her roots.

Fuck is she like trying to be the next Jenna Jameson or something, these pictures are trashy!

#33 I'm with you.......She is giving everyone that wrote anything bad about her song a big sarcastic fuck you...... Now she is sitting back laughing her ass off at all the people that are posting about how stupid she is. At least I think she is.

This.Is.So.Hard.

I.Almost.Forgot.I.Hate.That.Ugly.Plastic.Attention.Whore.

mmmm......yummmmmyy
I loooooove fake tits......
They should make them mandatory at my work if your a female, it offsets having to listen to them cackle about how many weight watcher points girl scout cookies are in the lunch room......

let the hateful comments begin...

Silicon! One of the great inventions of the 20th century.
She is still cute though!

@45 LOLOLOL!!!

Dude, I thought I was the only one!

Ugly.

I'm guessing directed by spencer pratt, editing by spencer pratt, wardrobe by spencer pratt, camera work by spencer pratt on his cell phone.

Here's a comment for you sweetie- YOUR BOOBS ARE RIDICULOUS AND YOU CAN'T SING. Hope that helps. Oh- and your boyfriend is an obnoxious little twat. I can see why the two of you are together. See? Another comment!

this is the worst cheap porn i've ever seen in my life. yikes.

Like an extra value meal - tasty but devoid of nutritional value.

Wait till this little cunt discovers coke.....
Sharon Stone look alike in 2 years hands down

Wait till this little cunt discovers coke.....
Sharon Stone look alike in 2 years hands down

I don't think she's smart enough to pull off sarcastic....

did she invite a paparazzi into the store?

she is so trashy. i'm surprised she's not dating a black guy yet.

she is so trashy. i'm surprised she's not dating a black guy yet.

pretty bad when she makes Paris Hilton look authentic....

worst boob job EVER

Fuck yeah fake tits! I have some in my apartment basement house. They were on this hot hot hot chick. now they're in a jar. I can feel them whenever I touch my pee pee. It makes me fucking rock hard. I love my cut off fake tits of some unknown monster woman.
Got to go now. Moms coming.

oh dear. she is quite possibly one of the most ridiculous human beings on the planet.

I THINK IT'S TIME TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT

So boring..

Heidi Montag = Briliant

33 and 43, you got it.

I think she is being ironic... poor girl, her life must be imbalanced

Heidi Montag = Who The Fuck Cares

everything about her is fake......her tits.....her hair...her "apprectiation".....her relationship with loser....i mean spencer....
well i guess not everything....they couldn't digitally enhance her singing it's so bad....

everything about her is fake!.....her tits....her hair.....her relationship with spencer.....and her "appreciation"
well maybe not everything....they couldn't even digitally enhance her singing so it sounds good....

Nice #60...

She'll be doing throat fucking videos in 6 months

heidi is an idiot! Her voice isn't natural it is totally digitally enhanced and if you need to have surgeries and demean others to make yourself feel better than I think she has successfully done that. I'm sorry but fake boobs and lip injections are not going to make you popular. And is this a music video or a softcore porn intro?

don't be fooled, people. although to you and i it *seems* like a sarcastic comment, sarcasm when mixed in with talking requires a few extra brain cells: not a lot, but a few. i think heidi's extra few are busy thinking about whether or not the boobs should be tucked into this fugly dress a little bit better. they have no time for sarcasm!! they are very very busy!!

I want to make a comment about this, but it is so hard to do. To make comments. I have made a few comments in my life, and I agree, it is so hard to do. Like the time I commented that Adnan was a cunt, that was really hard to make a comment like that because I had to choose which curse word to use in my comment , and as you can see, I went for the jugular with that comment. Now I see that I have to POST YOUR (or in this case MY) COMMENT below. That is sometimes the hardest part about commenting and perhaps why this airhead with the fake ta tas has never posted a comment. Here I go. I hate the five second delay after posting the comment and actually seeing it appear. Why does Fish do that to my comments? I hope he's not censoring my comments, because as I said, comments are really hard to do.

Who do you think she asked to help her spell "comment" correctly?

marry me, TED!

Her fucking head is gigantic. Whats her hat size 8 1/4?

Keep those jazz hands poppin' H !

finally, someone who appreciates all the morons who insist on posting "FIRST!!!" in every blog comment section.

Wow she looks like Jenna Post Duck Face Surgery except extra greesy and white.

Nasty.

Looks I made a comment if only I could harness this power and cure cancer with it.

Everytime I see this hag, I get a flash picture of her in a dirty t-shirt and her brother's shorts playing on the swingset in a trailer park with her mom talking to some small time producer with a bowler hat on and it just creeps me out 'cuz this chick is so SOOOO not a celeb and, well, I guess she's just trailer park-ish and pointless.

Okay, that comment was hard to make. Whew.

seriously, dood, one boob is like 7/8 the size of the head. something tells me that's not right. god is scratching his head...

Why is she talking?

finally, someone who appreciates all the morons who insist on posting "FIRST!!!" in every blog comment section.

more overly INFLATED senses of self worth.

thanks, hollywood, for blessing us with such beacons of talent.

Confucious say..."With fucking cannons like that...who in the hell cares if you can read or write"...BUDDA-BING-BUDDA-BANG!

Here's a comment Heidi...LET THOSE PUPPIES LOOSE...THEY NEED SOME AIR...!!!

to be honest, she's got to be loving the publicity, even if all these ccrraaazzzzy comments are all about how she sucks and her boyfriend's a tool. a LOT of people have watched this piece of trash video in the last few days. it's gotta be better than flippin' burgers at BK. which is what she'd be doing if S.Pratt didn't buy that nifty camcorder.

Is this a joke? Legitimately the worst thing I've ever seen and/or heard.

She doesn't even have a pretend good voice.
But she does have man hands.

Confucious say..."With fucking cannons like that...who in the hell cares if you can read or write"...BUDDA-BING-BUDDA-BANG!

Here's a comment Heidi...LET THOSE PUPPIES LOOSE...THEY NEED SOME AIR...!!!

My god, I never thought I would say this but: I prefer Paris Hilton! I need to go hang myself right now.

Heidi cracks the case! She's finally found a bra that gets her goods in the window instead of pointing east and west-IMBECILE.
I HATE this mutton-headed-man-chinned-DOLT.

are you kidding? paris sounds like a fucking grammy winner next to this pile of garbage. granted, none of them actually write the songs, but jesus, with all that you can do with technology these days, someone must've TRIED to make it this bad.

She appreciates my comments, I appriciate her big fake tits and vacant head.

That's synergy people...

Ted,

I loved your comments. In fact, my co-workers and I were just commenting on how Heidi's comments make me feel so wonderful.

I just had to comment on that.

That a funny/nasty thing to say all of us who admire and respect her talent.

is she really so stupid that she does not know how the whole comment posting process goes, or (perhaps i'm giving her too much credit) is it possible that she is actually taking a crack at people that posted comments? why would she make fun of other people in a way that makes her sound like a doorknob?

nice roots.

“I appreciate people taking time to write any kind of comment. Do you know how much effort it really takes to sit down and write a comment? I’ve never written a comment in my entire life… you really have to have a lot of passion and thought to write any comment, so thank you.”

And now, the next 1st grade composition quote will be . . .

#74,
Send photos. Naked. Stat. Sorry so cryptic.

What an idiot. Maybe 10 years ago this would have been considered somewhat hot. But now she just looks like the cliche 90's plastic surgery tramp...with an ugly horse mug. I just don't understand all the guys that are like ooooh, nice tits. Hello? You know she just got those put in a few months ago and they are man made and fake. She was flat as a pancake before. Anyways, I hope her 15 minutes hurry up already.

Ugh what a bad song, and she has an ugly face

she's very pale and blonde

I'm probably overthinking this, but, is it possible that her statement is subtle irony? Is she capable of that? Does she actually have that level of intelligence?

Somebody hold me... I'm confused, and nothing makes sense anymore.

Who is she? Shes got a bird brain, a horse face, and the body of manatee. Jeez she's one desparate fugly whore!
How that for a comment! Get twat cancer!!

PUTRID UGLY!! I can smell her dirty smelly twat from here...
what a FAT WHORE!!!
EXTREMELY HOMELY!!!!!!

she sucks.....that's my comment.

Somehow this gal always consistently looks very-very-almost-good

the video is soo low budget

ewwwwww....plastic barbie....who does this nobody think she is....nice tipppy toeing too.....dumb broad

uh who the fuck is Heidi Montag?

Wait, she's mentally handicapped, right?

She looks like a man in these pictures (and always). She's got the mustache and squared off jaw look down. What a HOTTIE!

She says that like she actually knows how to read and write. Normal people can spit comments in a matter of a few seconds. Broads like that are left looking up "big" words like "the" and "go" while they hunt and peck using their gorilla man-mitts on the keyboard. And, uh - who the hell is she again?

i want to throw up. heidi stinks.

haha she's had her lips done

dayyyuummm
bitches face looks beat upp

What the fuck is up with airhead, insecure girls paying someone to cut them up and turn them into disproportionate generic Barbie dolls? I mean, who started this trend? They all want to look the same-orange tan; rock-hard, fake-ass balloon tits, skeletal body, bleach blonde hair, and then they walk around like they are so fucking hot when the reality is that they have absolutely no self-esteem in the first place. If they did, they wouldn't try to change themselves into some plasticized loser.
Did anyone else notice how she's sticking those beach balls out like that in the pics? I guess those unnatural fake-ass DDDDDDD's aren't big enough for her. I'll take my natural C's any day! Also, when my boyfriend touches them, I don't have the risk of my breasts exploding all over the room. But, I guess if I looked looked like her I'd want plastic surgery as well.

I like how she does the standard ugly girl pose in every photo shoot. The back to the camera, looking over the shoulder pose so that only a fraction of your actual face is showing pose. Makes even the fugliest of uggos looks decent.

fake ass bitch seriously she's a nobody.. she lives off the fame of a television show that stars a girls who cannot stand her.

where the hell did the post on xtina go???

Funniest Comment on the page:

72 & 78

'kay, nevermind, it's back....

Heidi Montag is yet ONE MORE example of a dumb, insecure woman who bought herself a set of saline sacks and thinks she's all of a sudden HOT. She's f*cking UGLY, and fake tits don't change it. Her face looks like a horse. Girls like Heidi are a f*cking dime a dozen. So dumb.

blow up doll

you are triiiifling . .2 secs

oh man, this chick is freaking hot. huge boner here.

GAY BOOBS!

http://www.thedirtydrop.com

http://www.purevolume.com/thedirtydrop

#121,
Your boner must come from out of nowhere too. On a scale of 1 to 10 she is a two (and that is a fake two... wink... wink... if you know what I mean).

Lately I have had the feeling that this girl is Joan Crawford reincarnated. Not only do they have the same huge green eyes and facial features in general, but they both have an insane drive to be famous. I don't think she's going away anytime soon.

I also don't think Heidi is anywhere near as dumb as she pretends to be. No one is offering her any movie roles so she has made one for herself -- the loveable village idiot that girls hate and all guys secretly want to bang despite feeling deep shame.

But my guess is that she has another side to her personality that she's keeping hidden until she needs it. Also we know she has some acting talent since her "reality show" is all scripted.

I decided to learn how to post just so I could tell of you that I'm praying for you because I am a great Christian. I also pray for LC about 10 times a day. Amen.

seriously fuck-able. damn. i love it.

Pretty enough but that dress couldn't be much more trashy!

vapid cunt.

she is going to be amusingly desperate and silly when she's 30.

Her fake tits are NOT HOT. WTF is wrong with people? You get off on water balloons too? Jesus Christ. Women need to stop getting implants and you dumb fucks who think they're not the worst things invented need to choke on your own ejaculate.

#15 Yeah I hate that too. That's pretty much a deal-breaker there. If a bitch can't even dress herself...

These are actually very unflattering photos.
I feel bad for this girl ... I can only imagine how disappointed her family is in her.

#129,
I concur in spades. Priceless.

That's her fake ass bitch way of saying people who post comments have too much time on their hands, hate her and her fug boyfriend.

But anyway, superficial..why didn't you give credit for that interview and quote to PEREZ HILTON? The video of HIM doing this interview where she says that was on his SITE.. yesterday. loser

facial elephantitis is a terrible disease, it's wonderful that they caught it relatively early for Heidi. Nice song girl! I've always loved Yoko Ono's music, and I rank yours right up there with her!

You know, I'll bet dippin' your wick in Ms. Montag's - you know - is a lot like dippin' your wick in a jar of honey: it's warm and sticky, and it has no IQ to speak of.

Honestly, I don't think anything about this chick is "hot". She's actually sadly pathetic.

damn, i can sing better karaoke than her, BUT she looks ALMOST as good as the crackwhore strippers here in east st. louis :] which is not sayin much

There's so much passion in theses comments! Thanks for your time everybody!

Wow. She looks really horrible. Bleaches her hair, fake boobs, wears colored contacts, lip injections, nose job, and it looks like she recently shaved her chin down a little, too. She's 21, right? What a shame! And in my opinion, a waste of money, too. She looks worse than ever. She should have left herself alone. It's really sad. I think she must suffer from body dysmorphic disorder.
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/photos/heidi-montag-new-lips-surgery.jpg

She wants comments? OK I have one for her - fake tits, insecure and an ugly or homely at best face.
I hope she reads that comment.

So basically what she's saying is..."Hey, as long as they're still talking about you, good or bad...Its all good because it means that you're newsworthy and famous".... Yeah, whatever fake ugly mug...you'll be out of the picture in no time (not soon enough, of course).

#123 if fake boobs mattered people would give a crap about Pamela Anderson's, lord knows she only made it famous with her fake two. Besides the the fake boobs, this chick is still hot.

correction, "people wouldn't give a damn"

Well at least she has insight....she apparently says that it takes thought to make comments and that she has never made a comment....clearly she is aware of her own inability to think. The fact that she is not in denial about being a stupid fake media whore means there might be hope for her yet. The only big threat to her recovery from being a superficial manipulative self absorbed fool would be if Tom and his Scientology minions got their evil hooks into her ....Let's all hope that doesn't happen!!

why the hell is she posing in a clothing store? does this girl have no.. shame? Who the hell is she anyway? Her boyfriend is horrible looking too, i just felt really embarrased for her when i watched that video of her singing.. its just so poor quality, so utterly embarrasing.

She isn't ugly, but she has a really long drawn down face and her cheekbones are awful!! .. good boobs though, but give them another 10 years and they'll be down past her belly button.

what happened to real beautiful celebrities? That where actually famous for a reason?

Have any of you all ever actually seen her on the Hills? Oh... I mean.... it is ugly. She stares off into space all the time pouting over Spencer making some of the ugliest facial expressions known to mankind. and Oh God... her voice. I.... someone hold me so I can forget.....

Is it me or does she get uglier with each passing day. What in the world is going on with her face. The orange spots look like a baby who just got done eating mashed carrots. She is nasty. Her parents must be super proud of their whore of a daughter.

umm.... this is horrible!!!! esp. the video ... o my god!!!! thats horrible. one thing dont be mad or anything like when im watching the hills i seriously think that she is soo pretty but in these photos it looks like if she had no hair, would she have a potential chance of looking like a man? ... sorry if thats to harsh but i say it when i see it.

I will again never date, let alone marry, a woman with fake breasts. They are just silly. Over the years, I have been intimate with a couple of women with breast implants. Not good. These goofy fake knockers are a distraction to me.

The answer? Do not get them, ladies. They do NOT make you look better! Your natural breasts, even if they are SMALL, are much better than fake balloons. Got that? Even if they are small, natural is infinitely BETTER. That's from an average guy.

You know what's hilarious? I think she sincerely believes she's the most beautiful girl in the world.

It's really pathetic to see how much in love with herself she is. She doesn't have one ounce of sex appeal even with her fake boobs!

You people are bloody daft to think that this sheila isn't bloody hot. , next you'll be saying Amy Whitehouse is bloody fine. Ughh, she isn't fit to sip a cup of tea with. Mates stop acting like bloody ingrats and raise a pint to that fine hot thing Heidi is.

i remember a girl like her in my 10th grade history class. she thought she was the hottest thing in the world because she was 20 pounds underweight, but had the face of a horse and an iq of 70 at best. hmm i wonder what strip club she's workin at now...

Miss Montag, you're absolutely beautiful, inside and out. Sexy, sexy shoes, but I'll bet a bit uncomfortable. A foot massage from an experienced man with strong hands would take care of your pain. Best wishes to you on your continued success.

Miss Montag your best performance.....

she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined an online service
SugarMommaMatch.c it is a site for men to date sexy women or rich women date cute men.. spoil and support
them. what a f slur..

OMG this bitch needs to go back to her cave and stay there!! She's in desperate need for attention just because she's the retard on that show and b/c everyone was on that other chicks side (loran) it wasn't obvious what a retarded bitch she was - so now she has to get fake boobs for her fake ass boyfriend and crawls around on her needs in a shitty made video with shitty music that will probably end up being a ONE HIT WONDER! Grow the FUCK UP HEIDI!! The world doesn't revolve around ur fake tits --- GET A LIFE!!

lol youre welcome. haha seeing that regular ppl like us have actual work, and actually get bored, we have sites like this to comment on your plastic face hahahahhahaha!!!!!!!! lmao!

lol youre welcome. haha seeing that regular ppl like us have actual work, and actually get bored, we have sites like this to comment on your plastic face hahahahhahaha!!!!!!!! lmao!

#149, The only reason a chick should ever get them is if she had a masectomy.

#149, you are absolutely right. Let me add to the fun: cancer is getting more common every day, with all the chemicals that pollute our environment. I guess we all noticed that. Breast cancer ... 1 out of 8 women will have it, they say. Hence the exams called mammograms that people have to go through regularly. What happens to implants, special procedure ? Nope. They squeeze them really hard with a high risk of rupture with unpredictable health hazards. And small developing cancers can be left undetected because the implant is hiding stuff. Okay she can remove the silicon implants later but her natural breasts will be totally damaged.
Breasts are the most unstable gland, you've got to be crazy to insert objects in them.

im gonna boke....cos she is a boke

She looks like she can't dance, as if she doesn't know how to move and place her hands. Notice her hands, i hate how she spreads it out. Looks like ET hands. Not sexy at all. Music video is a bore so is her song...low/cheap quality stuff. I don't think she'll make it in this industry.

The more I see pictures of this clown skank, the more she bears a huge resemblance to a (perhaps long-lost twin?) facially deformed Rumer Willis.