Feb 15 2008Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are total idiots

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Uh.....okay.

Talk about publicity whore...

if he's hitching his wagon of success to this horse, i have to warn him it's not going far. the only future this girl has is in porn and clearly she's too dumb to realize it.

I'd toss one in.

I mean really, how dumb do these people or their people think we are? Those photos look so fake! Besides, who the hell gives their girlfriend SHOES???? Girlfriend can buy her own. I would've expected a little more out of spencer, like a Zales diamond or something.

total idiots. can we please move on from them?

Oh. WOW. The boat was docked??

Her facial expression is perfect in the photos where she got the shoes she likely ordered herself.

When did people become such freaks? And when did we start caring?

AND WHY AM I COMMENTING ON THESE IDIOTS?

*ugh*

This is the girl who said:

"I cried myself to sleep that first night after my video came out," she says. "I just couldn't understand why people I didn't even know felt the need to be so cruel and hurtful toward me."

Really?? Maybe it's because you pull shit-bag stunts like this. We don't have to know you to know that you're a vapid c*nt.

These pictures are pathetic and setup, and yet faggy celebrity gossip sites like this buy them each and EVERY time.

Way to stick it to the man, Superfish.

nice stripper shoes

What kind of dumb fuck buys his girlfriend shoes? The pictures are a complete joke, and I really want to believe these two are in on the joke. They just have to be right? It's just not possible for any person(s) to be this big of a stupid douchebag, This is all just way beyond ridiculous.

Rod, you were only a singles hitter, don't go mouthing off.

The sheer overwhelming amount of douche here is suffocating me.

I got a cavity looking at these pictures.

Why why why why why!? She's clearly an idiot. She's a brain dead, talentless twat but somehow she manages to peddle that amateur home video and that cat strangling noise she calls a voice and actually make money off of it! Shit, I need a fucking reality show so I'll never have to work again.
Besides, what's the fun of stalking someone to take their picture when they enjoy it? Seriously guys, she totally needs the papparazzi.

By the way, I DIDN'T have sex last night (unless you count hands as people)

She's always got the blow job mouth going.

And yet...it'd be completely cool if during all the fake-candid pictures, he was muttering "yeah, take that shoe and shove it up your ass, you plastic bitch" and she was whispering "nice hair, but won't your boyfriend be mad that you used up all the Astroglyde?"

This looks like a half-assed Abercrombie ad. She's a dumb cunt, but at least shes got a decent (but fake) rack to look at. These two (but mostly him) are as worthless as a used condom. Wait, I take that back, a used condom actually served a purpose at one point.

Its true, she's looking at a bright 15 minutes in porn.

It's like watching a Full House Marathon.

Where's that Northern Illinois University guy when you really need him...

Heidi: "Wow Spence! You totally read my mind and bought me those shoes I
was telling you about last month. You're soooooo sweet!"

Spencer: "Shoes? Those aren't fucking shoes babe. It's my dick in a box!"

stop it. they are such a great couple. i never do this, but it is time someone stands up for them. HATERS!

Eh numeros terteen and diez, choo both can suck my deeck!

How much dumber can "celebrities" get?

I so hate all this self-important wannabe's. I also hate these celebrities all getting knocked up. It's a real trend now amongst them to over-populate the planet with dumb people.

I'd lay it between those mountainous, gelatinous, fake titties and pump away - i don't care who she is.

#17, I totally agree, I guess I'm too old to know who this chick is, but every time I see her picture, her mouth is wide open like that. Maybe she can't get enough oxygen to her brain, or something.

I think my favorite part is that there are the two different locations of her with "surprised wonder" face while opening up the shoes.
First - her standing up looking over his shoulder.
Second - him standing up watching over her shoulder.
The only plausible explanation other than they're totally staged (which they are) is that she has the comprehension skills of a two year old playing peek-a-boo. Just because he took them away and brought them back doesn't mean they were ever gone, Heidi!
Actually, they're probably both staged and she's that dumb.

What kind of pants is he wearing?

I am soooo sick of this chic and this girly-boy. I would have enjoyed photos of him whacking her over the head with that shoe, then she could have bent him over and gave him the big Jimmy Choo! Or maybe, he could have hit her in a fake breast with the shoe and we could watch the boob start deflating.......awww, she would start crying again, and I think we need to start seeing pix of her in tears. Yeah, my PMS is bad today.....

How's the douchebag going to eat that salad with a champagne flute in one hand and the salad plate and champagne bottle in another?

He seems more like the type that tosses salad.

Alive...With Pleasure!

Guess old Horse Face and her gay boyfriend Eddie Munster will have to try a little harder next time and at least wrap the fake gift.

#21 - where's the CIA when you need dual-waterboarding?

I've never seen two people have *that* much fun opening a shoe box.

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

This is why their "show" isn't really reality TV, you get crap like this. Oh and white people is crazy.

That was funny, best comment yet.

Actually, I should clarify my previous comment - the only time I've ever seen two people *that* happy to open a shoe box was the skit "Dick in a Box."

Unless there's a dick in that box, then there's just no need to be that happy.

Look, Grover gave Janice some hooker shoes...

#34 is right - and why does she look surprised when the name is on the lid of the unwrapped box he was carrying? Also the price tag and bar code. Jesus, a little effort, please. MTV must assume their core audience is a bunch of retards.

hmmm...it suddenly all makes sense...

These pictures look just like the first few pictures of a pornographic photo shoot.

"I got you overpriced shoes for your giant hooves, you horsefaced cunt!"

"What a great Valentine's Day gift! It's exactly what a flaming bottom-gay would imagine a girl might want!"

44. aaaaaaaahahahahaha! niiiice.

HEY HEIDI IF YOU HAPPEN TO READ THIS:

YOU ARE THE MOST ATTENTION SEEKING, UNNATURAL, BORING, FAKE ASS GIRL I HAVE EVER SEEN! YOU MUST REALLY HAVE A LOW SELF ESTEEM SINCE YOU ARE CONSTANTLY TRYING TO GET ATTENTION WITH YOUR FAKE ASS MUSIC VIDEO AND PHOTOS. DO US ALL A FAVOR AND DISAPPEAR!!!!!!!! YOU ARE PATHETIC!!!!!! WE'RE ALL SICK OF PEOPLE TRYING TO GET FAMOUS FOR NOTHING!

why is she carrying those flowers around all over the place? what a fucking joke these two are.

the picture of him kissing her neck makes me sick. i think i've lost any desire to have sex after seeing that - at least for a few days.

I'd like to pay a hazmat clad, uber-gloved man to shove those roses right up Heidi's fucking ass. Eat thorn, cunt.

As for Pratt: at gunpoint, I'd have him strip out of his neatly-dirtied pants and lie on his back, blindfolded; whilst gouging out his fucking crouch with a shattered champagne bottle.

People, people, people.

No need to be so harsh on the girl. Didn't you read one of the earlier Fish posts quoting Spence calling Heidi an "artist"?

She's an artist! She likes to create art! ART, DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!

Heidi is her own PR agent

Nice prop, the champagne is flat.

*gag*
Seriously, I'd like to know who the photog is that she pays to follow her and girlie-man around so 1) I could beat the crud out of him for pawning this drivel off on us or 2) so I could hire him to stage some fake "Look how wonderful and exciting my life is" photos so I could have my 15 minutes of fame.

I hope her 15 minutes are up soon, and when she does start doing porn that someone gets it right with her horse-face and the hooker shoes and puts her in a Pony Show. Stick a bit in her mouth, some reins, a little saddle, and a tail in her, bring her to the Kentucky Derby and you'd be hard pressed to tell the difference......

who the F are these people and why am I supposed to care?
I keep seeing their names, but I have NO CLUE who they are,
what they do, or why I am bothering to respond to this...

nevermind.

M

Why the fuck are the sails out if they are docked? Fucking morons.

What a pair of douchebags! How fucking stupid do they think everyone is?

Crotch*

Moron.

Fish, you had sex? I'm jealous man. Thanks a lot for rubbing it in my face you fucktard.

Or shall I say, not rubbing it.

nothing says i ove you, like jimmy choo shoes?

wheres a sniper when you need one.

they make me laugh.. i mean.. everyone hates them, and sure, they seem like douchebags... but they obviously realise that everyone hates them, and that the shoots are fake.. i don't know, it makes me laugh. i'd do the same thing. lmfao

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i would love to take that empty bottle and smack them both upside the head with it.....

@ 12 Hey, my boyfriend bought me shoes, and it was cute. But to be fair, they were Tredair cathead shoes. And also they were more of a whim than a Valentine.
That said, someone should have set fire to the boat. And white sweaters are obnoxious.

"Total idiots"
Yeah, I can agree with that one!

Right on #25

All these Celebutards take themselves WAAYYYY to seriously!

Oh what a beautiful carefully formulated and choreographed photo set :')

stop posting pics of them. we're only giving them what they want. and it makes them think we care.

Awe. How cute. She gave him just the cutest platform slingbacks for Valentines. She must really care!

Pic #5 was in the LL Bean catalog for Spring. * vom*

As a Captain and a sailor, I am so offended by this pictoral, I will never set foot on a sailboat again. And it's how I make my living. If you need to get in touch with me, I'll be living in a refrigerator box under the I-4 overpass.

Thanks Douchebags!

Didn't that dude play the stinky guy who wouldn't bathe/brush his teeth on That's so Raven. I'm sure it's him. 0o

What if we set them up on a double-date with Pete Doherty and Bai Ling? And the swap partners? Now, THAT'S HOT!

What if we set them up on a double-date with Pete Doherty and Bai Ling? And they swap partners? Now, THAT'S HOT!

What a pair of fuckwits.

By the way, anybody heard from Bob in Accounting? Is the softball team a go this year?

awww come on now these shots are obviously 100% natural and unrehearsed. It's a proven scientific fact that brand labels (such as those found on champagne and shoes/shoe boxes) ALWAYS face the nearest camera no matter where the camera man is standing.
And i don't know about the rest of you but i always open my presents twice with equal amounts of shock.

FUGLY!!!! And VAPID!!
HE's a fag and she's dumber than my buritto. NO TALENT WORTHLESS PEOPLE. PLEASE GET CANCER ASAP!!!
How much cake did she eat HIDE-ME MONTON is so BEASTLY!

I got laid last night, too!

I would take those CHEAP FUNNY LOOKING SHOES and shove them straight down her STUPID HORSE-FACED BIG FAT MOUTH!! Then I would recommend her QUEEN BOYFRIEND TO GET A SACK....AND SOME BRAINS.
Please get CANCER!!!!

71, thanks to the office gals having no sense of humor, the company is through with softball. The gals thought our witty references last summer to good ball handling were inappropriate and complained to the head honchos that they were being sexually harassed. Now we're ass deep in "sensitivity" training, blah, blah, blah. The company has, instead, decided to develop a less controversial sports team this summer. We'll be holding badminton tryouts next Tuesday afternoon in the parking lot. You'll have to provide your own shuttlecock.

Terry MacNamara
Director of Sales

uhhhmmm??? WTF!!?!?
This is a joke right? is it? Common!! Monkeys dont even take humans as being this naive.
If its a joke can Larry David or someone funny at least be in the shot? Who are these FUGHOLES?
I am dying of laughter than there are people like this inhabiting our planet..

I liked her post-boob job but before the other stuff. She looks too fake now although she does have a nice ass, too.

I'd hit it, but feel angry with myself afterwards.

I'd also shoot Spencer but without the remorse.

LOL #78.

"I'd hit it, but feel angry with myself afterwards."

That's fantastic.

Her mouth is always open and you can't see her lower teeth. She looks like she is always ready to recieve a penis in the mouth. Is that sexy????

You retards are the ones making them celebrities. 80 comments is a form of celebration. Congratulations for contributing to the decline of culture.

yea 80+ comments are alot. But these 2 HOMELY whores arent worth it...true. Hey was there a sale at Payless shoes? I wanna get me those and look like a DIRTY SKANK like hideme MONTFUG.
While we're on the subject, where can I find a good recipe for suckling pig?

yea 80+ comments are alot. But these 2 HOMELY whores arent worth it...true. Hey was there a sale at Payless shoes? I wanna get me those and look like a DIRTY SKANK like hideme MONTFUG.
While we're on the subject, where can I find a good recipe for suckling pig?

Hey, I had sex too last night!

*High five*

Did Heidi ho cry Silicon or Reslin tears ???

Mother of God, who was the fucking stylist on this fiasco? A Blind fag who hopes to one day work for Jimmy Choo? Or was it just Spencer?

Every picture of them looks fake!
http://www.hideNsneek.com

#28 -- I think my favorite part is that there are the two different locations of her with "surprised wonder" face while opening up the shoes.

That's because first she was surprised by the right show, the second time by the left show.

"Awe honey, you got me a pair! I can't believe you thought of that! You are SO SWEET!"

wow. can that Spencer Pratt guy be any gayer? there is no way that dude is straight. No f'n way.

i just choked on my own vomit.

Wow! She's more self-obsessed than I am!

I didn't dream I would ever find someone as vain as me.

#17.. i was thinking the same too.. altho the idea of her giving SP blowjobs? Yuck.

They're such poseurs.. but it's redeeming to know that once they get married, they'll OFFICIALLY be prats. I mean, Pratts.

Prats.

Pitiful, just pitiful.

What normal male would want to hold the $800 shoes you just bought. Well, that is, unless he has a super shoe fetish. Then that's another story. These two are so sappy it is disgusting.

Sappy, sappy, sappy...

Keep cracking jokes. Meanwhile Heidi gets more and more famous.

This chick knows what she's doing, believe me. She's not dumb at all. They are POSED to look posed to get everyone talking. She knows everyone knows that Spencer is gay. It doesn't matter.

All she wants is to stay in the public eye however she can until she gets a movie role of some kind. Because expectations will be so low, she'll get great reviews and people will say "Wow, she's actually charming, who knew!"

Again, she knows what she's doing.

hahah!! How ironic..Both the boat and their so-called careers going NOWHERE!!!
Heidi, honey, YOU ARE AN INSIGNIFICANT HORSE-FACED SMELLY BLOB. You should have been aborted.. Are there any bridges you can throw your fat carcass off this weekend? I'll be there in cheap heels like you (and some popcorn).
Hey Spencer, how many loads have you swallowed?

Is it me or is Spencer the ugliest man in america?

I think Heidi should act. Especially when it involves looking at a pair of shoes from 18 different angles with fake looks of surprise. Although Spencer's probably used to seeing that face in bed all the time.

does she have bottom teeth? everytime she shows that annoying smile, her big ass upper horse teeth fill the scene. fuck she's annoying

I love her very much. I heard from my friends that she joined celebrities and wealthy club "SearchingMillionaire.com". recently. I really expected that I could meet her there.If so, I could share my ideas with her.

How long can she spend admiring those damn shoes with her mouth hanging open? What a fucking cunt. And their boat is still docked...even lamer. I fucking hate these two.

Love how she opens the box so that the Jimmy Choo logo is showing perfectly for the camera. Twit.

oh funbags and douchehole, you make me laugh and laugh and laugh.

my theory on the endless photos of romance and open-mouthed gawking delight are that they had to get at least one good photo that showed where the shoes were from - yessir, it's a valentine day's product placement conspiracy!

note how the third (!) shoe picture is from an entirely different angle and setup with the box cover suddenly on the outside with Jimmy Choo in plain view. I don't care how vapid your c*nt is (i'm speaking here of both participants), you don't sit and gawk over shoes that long unless someone's paid you to do it.

Nothing a well aimed Cruise Missile would not have solved...!!!

Please, Superficial! Can you do us a favor and not show us any pictures of heidi and spencer. They are so annoying!! All these pictures are choreographed and fake. I just hope they're not getting any money for these pictures!!

Please, Superficial! Can you do us a favor and not show us any pictures of heidi and spencer. They are so annoying!! All these pictures are choreographed and fake. I just hope they're not getting any money for these pictures!!

if you asked me the meaning of "idiot" or "whore",or both; i'd say "Heidi Montag",totally..biyatch!

I paid a flock of seagulls to shit on them and they didn't come through. I want my fucking money back.

I seriously about choked on my coffee from reading your guys comments.. I love waking up to this humor.. and i'm not being sarcastic at all!!

they are repugnant, desperate people.
keep an eye on them - it will end interestingly/pathetically.

If she at an effin photo shoot? She looks artifical in her posing.

Who the **** is this skanky wh*re anyway?

da ahahahahah. my saturday morning needed this. thank you superficial.

vapid cunt vapid cunt vapid cunt

Close your mouth you whore!

Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed Pratt's striking similarity to Alfred E. Newman??

Sorry, didn't read all the coments, but did anyone notice that the flowers, her bra, and flip flops were all the same color??? Seriously, who the fuck does that??? But of course these photos weren't staged (holds back gag reflex at horrendous photos).

Sorry, didn't read all the comments, but did anyone notice that the flowers, her bra, and flip flops were all the same color??? Seriously, who the fuck does that??? But of course these photos weren't staged (holds back gag reflex at horrendous photos).

Dear Heidi Hoetag

you're pathetic.

FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKEEEEEEE...such an annoying couple...uggggh

Who the hell are they? I must be getting old. There are all of the "famous" people nowadays and I have no fucking clue who they are.

From the first pic, I'd like to wipe that, "I got flowers and you didn't" smirk right off her face with my fist.

What a couple of morons.

**Oh, and Heidi, I DID get flowers by the way...but no shoes :(

Anybody know where to get a pair of grey jeans like the douchebag on the right is wearing?

stop writing about them they're fake and lame! Don't waste ur time cuz we don't wanna hear about em. I took my time to write this and thats how badly I want u to stop posting stuff about em. theyre smart for doing these kinds of things cuz it get u bloggers attentions.

Love the big, red UNLIT candle. Maybe she'll use it - on him!

Please stop giving these tools free press.

Har Har @ Jimbo.

I'm trying to decide what these two like the most: each other, themselves, or attention.

Jesus.

PS: I love how she just happens to be holding up the Jimmy Choos so that you can see the label.

I also often hold my mouth open for 10 minutes in a look of mock surprise, when I receive a gift....

Someone please tie them to that boat and sink it in shark infested waters. Please.

She's such a whore, why the hell is her mouth open in almost every shot? Cause Spencers waiting for payback for those shoes. So she gets shoes and he gets what?? I can't stand either of them and I've never even seen the show they're on. She just looks vapid and other than her fake tits, there isn't anything on her I find attractive. No wonder I don't watch network tv anymore.

What the F%&# are they trying to prove? I really don't understand what & why they do this. If only someone could find a way to get these two along with OJ & Paris H. in a Saw movie.

last!
its a perfect case of:
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puke
twice.

What are they trying to prove? that they can afford a pair of Jimmy Choo shoes!

They make me laugh....

Lol i still laugh at Heidi's video for her song, well worth my money on itunes...Douche!

You guys don't get the mouth physics of horses. There is so much excess skin on the chin area that it rolls into the mouth when opened.

She needed to replace those shiteous Old Navy flip flops, see? After romping around in the sand for her shiteouser video, she grossed an income equivalent to one Jimmy Choo replica. I'm sure Cristal appreciated the plug, nonetheless right?

She needed to replace those shiteous Old Navy flip flops, see? After romping around in the sand for her shiteouser video, she grossed an income equivalent to one Jimmy Choo replica. I'm sure Cristal appreciated the plug, nonetheless right?

CELEBRITY... WHORES!!!!

Losers.

Dear Lord, please please PLEASE don't let these two reproduce.

Ugh.

Dear Lord, please please PLEASE don't let these two reproduce.

Ugh.

Great article! Thats an awesome pic haha

Ha. Did anyone notice the wine bottle is empty in every picture? Nice I love reality tv.......

haha she holds the shoes up clearly so the cameras can see them.
what losers.
i hate them soo much.

Check out her Wikipedia page, it says she was born in, Crusty Butt Colorado.

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Who the hell hangs onto the bouquet of flowers throughout the date????

I wonder if they were the new vegan shoes?

My boyfriend bought me a pair of steaks to wear, Medium rare. They's hott!!

...Of course I don't understand why he was so pissed at me when I strapped them onto my feet at the restaurant. I mean, it was cute he had the waiter give them to me, but he was sure cranky when I took the one in front of him to put on my left foot.

ok put down the friggin flowers

Seriously - there are paparazzis following these two loser nobody's around snapping photos? If I saw these two douchebags in the street, I wouldn't know WTF they were.

These 2 are like the corn in my stool....both are there for an unknown reason and eventhough I havent eaten any, its still there. WHY???
HIDEME HORSEFACE MONTFUG!!!!
FATTY FATTY FATTY!!!! EWWWWW! I smell stale cheese now..
MR. ED is rolling in his grave that his grandaughter is such a skanky HO.

My friend just ran into them at the Philly airport. As we all probably could guess, they were total pricks. Why are they famous again? oh wait, i remember, for being pricks.

#99?? Thanks, my foreign friend.
DO you have a keyboard with the same letters on it that the rest of us do?

NO one wants to read about your douchebag sites, but thanks for the laugh, it was bettter than Fish's!( sorry big pappa...)

Do they ever have a genuine moment?

OMG! i just hate these two! she's so annoying! he's a jerk!
No more !

God, this is SO pathetic it hurts. GET A LIFE.

These two are douchebags

These two are douchebags

OK I thought the pictures were awful when I saw them elsewhere. That site neglected to mention the fucking boat was docked. I would say they are both retarded but that is an insult to that population. Do the pre-teens who watch the fake reality show really want to see them??? Oh god if that is true, I really do hope I die before I get old, because if those twats, Hannah Montana and Jamie Lynne are in chrage... We are all doomed !!!!!!!!!

JIMMY CHOOS?!?!? whats the matter Spency you blew all your money on that BLING BLING engagement ring you couldnt upgrade those to a pair of Louboutins with the red soles. LOSER..!! I rather be dateless then have spencer as a valentine

she just presents herself again and she didnt lose her loyal fans

they holda a party for her at pinkmingle.com

Good thing he bought her new shoes because those flip flops has got to go.

The only possible reason I can think of people photographing these two pathetic wannabes is for my pure pleasure to rip them a new one. He is disgusting with his white cat stash and she is white trash covered up in designer jeans. My friend works at a tannng bed they go into and Heidi doesn't speak. She whispers in Spencers ear and he speaks for her. Who do they really think they are? Too funny....

The only possible reason I can think of people photographing these two pathetic wannabes is for my pure pleasure to rip them a new one. He is disgusting with his white cat stash and she is white trash covered up in designer jeans. My friend works at a tannng bed they go into and Heidi doesn't speak. She whispers in Spencers ear and he speaks for her. Who do they really think they are? Too funny....

The only possible reason I can think of people photographing these two pathetic wannabes is for my pure pleasure to rip them a new one. He is disgusting with his white cat stash and she is white trash covered up in designer jeans. My friend works at a tannng bed they go into and Heidi doesn't speak. She whispers in Spencers ear and he speaks for her. Who do they really think they are? Too funny....

PLEASE STOP GIVING THESE IDIOTS PUBLICITY!

in a sillyboat. hate this people. kill the blondes!

What's with the open mouth fake suprise look. My girlfriend hasn't been suprised at flowers and champagne in years. When will they let them in on the increasinlgy cruel joke that they're being setup to be mocked into oblivion, cuz apparently they still aren't getting it. Desperately seeking manager.

Hey Rod, Harmon, and Tony. I just noticed that there were a lot of former Twins commenting on this AWESOME picture, and I wanted to join the fun! Heidi has big boobs, and in a time like this, I'd like to think that that's all that matters...that. And that. There, I think that's enough thats.
LUVS,
KP