Feb 28 2008Hayden Panettiere, is that for me?
Hayden Panettiere poses provocatively for the new Candies ad campaign and if that's not news, I don't know what is. I also included shots of Hayden looking chesty while apartment shopping with her mom yesterday. Okay, maybe Hayden's not really news, but it's seriously, no jokes, my birthday today so humor me. And if you're really nice, I'll let you have some of the cake I made. Which may or may not be a bottle of Jack Daniels covered in frosting. (Hint: It is.)
Photos: Flynet, Splash News
Reader Comments
1. Joey - February 28, 2008 3:03 PM
Happy birthday! x
2. First - February 28, 2008 3:03 PM
Im first. WHo cares!
Good for her. Grab all that promo cash while you can...before you are old and ugly.
3. Ted from LA - February 28, 2008 3:03 PM
Happy Birthday Fish. I hope you and this midget get it on tonight. Post pictures tomorrow.
4. deacon jones - February 28, 2008 3:04 PM
rub rub rub one out
nevermind. that isn't a guy.
5. Ript1&0 - February 28, 2008 3:07 PM
Birthday blow jobs all around!
6. nev - February 28, 2008 3:08 PM
Who the fuck is this bitch and who cares? Next!
7. kitty kitty - February 28, 2008 3:09 PM
milo has already seen her "oh" face.
8. whatever - February 28, 2008 3:10 PM
I love candies to. Candies strategically placed all over Hayden's body so I can lick them off of her.
9. deacon jones - February 28, 2008 3:10 PM
I like to circle jerk. And when I say circle jerk, I like to give the ol reach around to jimbo. circle round the belly to the little prize I call "pinky". I love you jimbo!
10. Stephanie - February 28, 2008 3:10 PM
Beautiful! She makes me want to wear these clothes. However, the whole using sex appeal to sell things is getting pretty old. Creativity anyone?
11. fatso - February 28, 2008 3:11 PM
Something about her face really disturbs me. Also, this ad and Candies in general are tacky as fuck.
12. Cindy - February 28, 2008 3:12 PM
"Chesty"??? Really? Must be chesty in the sense of Ted's 9 inches.
13. pomi - February 28, 2008 3:13 PM
happy birthday
14. pomi - February 28, 2008 3:13 PM
happy birthday
15. Ed - February 28, 2008 3:15 PM
If you tip her upside down you've got Jennifer Love Hewitt.
16. Jimbo - February 28, 2008 3:17 PM
@12 You're pretty cold..
17. deacon jones - February 28, 2008 3:18 PM
If you tip my lover upside down you've got heaven in my mouth
18. kate - February 28, 2008 3:19 PM
Has anybody hear about Pop Fiction. This show on E! Its going to be on air March 9th at 10:30 et/pt. If anybody knows about it let me know. Also ive seen these. This show is going to be good. It has to be its so secretive. Ive been hearing crazy rumors about it too!! Heres the link
http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/popfiction/index.jsp
CHAOS IS COMING. POP FICTION. MARCH 9. E! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
• HOLLYWOOD ARMAGEDDON. RESISTANCE FUTILE. POP FICTION. MARCH 9. E! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
19. OutRunner1 - February 28, 2008 3:19 PM
Hmmm... We'll have to trade cake recipes sometime... I make a mean carrot cake out of an entire tumbler of rum (hold the carrots).
20. deacon jones - February 28, 2008 3:19 PM
a big slice of penis heaven
21. bye bye nice girl - February 28, 2008 3:21 PM
and it begins. she used to be a good-girl, but is starting to turn into another brainwashed hollywood bimbo. don't worry, in 2-3 years she'll pose nude on the cover of playboy.
22. skip - February 28, 2008 3:24 PM
happy birthday, superficial writer!
23. MTV will burn - February 28, 2008 3:24 PM
#21
what do you expect from an 18 year old dating a 30 year old?
24. OutRunner1 - February 28, 2008 3:25 PM
What's with the spammers? For f***s sake!
Did you hear? www.fallinawoodchipper.com is open and waiting for you! Send in your best videos of you Fargo-ing yourself and you too may meet the boy/girl of your dreams, make a million dollars, or get your penis to grow 5x its current size! Of course, no significant other can stand you, your only source of income is paid blog spamming, and 5x nothing is still nothing so just throw yourself in the chipper and get it over with!!!
25. D. Richards - February 28, 2008 3:28 PM
I'd like to ram those heals straight up Hayden's tight, hairless ass. Dry.
I'd say things like: Dolphin likes to be torn, doesn't she? Yeah, this is for your blowhole, Dolphin! Oh, look, you're smiling, Dolphin! Good job; here's a fish! Swallow it whole (gag).
26. storm - February 28, 2008 3:29 PM
happy birthday fishy!
27. Keeping It Real - February 28, 2008 3:30 PM
Her outfit is cute, but her make up makes her look like a porn star.
28. Ted Mosby - February 28, 2008 3:32 PM
Simon Cowell has bigger boobs than her.
29. Jimboooo! - February 28, 2008 3:32 PM
Tasty and delicious.
30. FRIST!!! - February 28, 2008 3:34 PM
Fish, I wouldn't focus on the chest of this girl. It's so small and...pectoral. I bet she can bench at least 75lbs over her body weight. But her butt looks pretty good here.
I don't know what it is today - butt butt BUTT!!! I'm hung up on hiney. Somebody spank me now!!!
31. Marilyn AKA cowgirl in candies - February 28, 2008 3:35 PM
Happy Birthday Mr. Fish!
Hayden loves candies only at Kohl's? So she puts them on before she comes and then she takes them off when she leaves?
32. combustion8 - February 28, 2008 3:37 PM
I wanna stick my face in that midgets ass.
33. WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THAT???? - February 28, 2008 3:38 PM
WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THAT????
Please someone respond, that is the cutest little fluffball I've ever seen. Their must be some dog experts here?
(I've left the door wide open for all the jokes you can think of)
34. OutRunner1 - February 28, 2008 3:40 PM
Frist, I've been waiting to hear you say that all day... *whips out paddle* But first, let's here another anal fairy tale! :-)
35. combustion8 - February 28, 2008 3:41 PM
#33
samoyed
36. montysano - February 28, 2008 3:41 PM
Happy b-day Mr. Superficial! It's mine as well; what a co-inky-dink.
Great site, BTW, with the most twisted writing in the biz.
37. whatever - February 28, 2008 3:44 PM
Now I understand. #25 D Richards was raped by a priest as a child. The priest turned up Flipper so that nobody could hear the screams.
Get help dude.
38. gotmilk? - February 28, 2008 3:44 PM
31, you can't even spell, what makes you think you could take care of a dog? and that dog doesn't stay little for long.
39. Anne K - February 28, 2008 3:46 PM
Happy b-day!
Love your page, your comments are hilarious..keep em coming
40. gotmilk? - February 28, 2008 3:46 PM
oops, that was suppose to be for 33, not 31.
41. d. - February 28, 2008 3:47 PM
SHE GROWN SOME SERIOUS BREASTS OR WHAT?
42. D. Richards (Ashamed.) - February 28, 2008 3:47 PM
#37. Not only was the culprit a man of the 'cloth', he was also my mother's brother. We're still dating.
43. Jesus Tap Dancing Christ - February 28, 2008 3:49 PM
GO FUCK YOURSELF FISH!!! I mean happy birthday, then GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
44. long dong silver - February 28, 2008 3:52 PM
now that she's getting banged all night long by that old guy, she seems to have thickened all around. she needs to eat less and fuck more to get back in shape. chicks always think it's okay to go turn all fat ass on a guy after a few months.
45. RENEE - February 28, 2008 3:52 PM
Holy pushup bra! Somehow its not a flattering look on her though, it just makes her look husky.
46. Andrea - February 28, 2008 3:53 PM
Happy birthday, Fish. May your girlfriend pretend nothing happened when she pulls down your shorts and accidentally tongues your smegma tonight.
47. Jennifer - February 28, 2008 3:59 PM
Happy Birthday superficial guy!
48. Vince Lombardi - February 28, 2008 4:05 PM
Hayden's been in Britney's boot closet..... eek.
49. Auntie Kryst - February 28, 2008 4:07 PM
That midget is a not talent whor....Oh happy birthday. Mea culpa, I forgot how much you dig this little twat. Enjoy.
50. Pop Fiction - February 28, 2008 4:09 PM
Pop Fiction
http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/popfiction/index.jsp
• CHAOS IS COMING. POP FICTION. MARCH 9. E! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
• HOLLYWOOD ARMAGEDDON. RESISTANCE FUTILE. POP FICTION. MARCH 9. E! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
• HOLLYWOOD HAS LOST ITS MIND. POP FICTION. MARCH 9. E! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
• HOLLYWOOD IS A GAME. POP FICTION. MARCH 9. E! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
• HOLLYWOOD WILL HAVE ITS REVENGE. POP FICTION. MARCH 9. E! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
51. FRIST!!! - February 28, 2008 4:16 PM
I'll take some of that birthday cake now..
52. Erick - February 28, 2008 4:17 PM
Happy Birthday Superficial Guy.
I'll assume the occation was once again marked with your Dad giving you a card that was obviously intended for a small child, and possibly misspelling your name...
53. Sarah - February 28, 2008 4:17 PM
Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birthday dear Superficial Writer! Happy Birthday to you.
Yay. :D
54. adeliza - February 28, 2008 4:26 PM
Call me catty, but I don't think she does the sex kitten thing too well.
She looks like a child trying to look sexy; but she doesn't look sexy, she looks like a child.
She's cute and all, but I don't think those photos convey exactly what Candies was looking for.
I'll still wear the shoes, though!!!
55. commish - February 28, 2008 4:32 PM
Girls who live in houses with wheels need nice shoes too.
56. deacon jones - February 28, 2008 4:33 PM
@25 LOL Great fucking line!
Looks like my troll was here before me, man, they really have cock on the mind, must be a fag to write about that much cock.
At least theyre starting Hayden right - sexying her up and using her still undeveloped body, that's how women get ahead in life. They should start teaching them that at an early age
57. commish - February 28, 2008 4:33 PM
I think the "look" Candie's was going for was "truck stop hooker".
58. candie cowgirl - February 28, 2008 4:40 PM
I think the furry little dog is a metaphor for "doggy style". It looks like you interrupted her prelude to a doggy style tryst! "Oh my!"---mouth agape.
59. WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THAT???? - February 28, 2008 4:41 PM
Thank you #35.
60. Matt - February 28, 2008 4:55 PM
Happy Birthday, dude!
61. Racer X - February 28, 2008 4:57 PM
I'd hit Hayden Planetarium.
62. erin - February 28, 2008 5:03 PM
It's my birthday too!! Happy Birthday!
63. Lisa - February 28, 2008 5:29 PM
Britney Spears want's her boots back!
No, seriously..those ARE Britney's boots..
64. Rut Roh - February 28, 2008 5:38 PM
Happy Birthday and she has a nice ass. A bit young, but still...she's already banging hot, so my guess is that she'll be hella fine when she gets in her thirties. Ofcourse, by then I'll have a see and eye dog that helps me find my fucking dentures.
65. adeliza - February 28, 2008 5:53 PM
#44,
"chicks always think it's okay to go turn all fat ass on a guy after a few months"
I feel your pain......sort of.
Dudes always think it's ok to have skid marks in their drawers, all the time.
66. graciiie - February 28, 2008 5:56 PM
happy birthday, superficial writer!!!!1!!~!*~J(*~jas;o fdpa
i think hayden looks uh... shitty. i mean, she's cute, but why does candies have to make everyone look like a little provocative whore?
honestly, im not exaggerating. she has a really... odd... look about her. i'm just gonna blame the excessive eye makeup, copious objects she keeps putting to her lips, and the "sexy" (creepy) eye stares.
67. deacon jones - February 28, 2008 6:06 PM
@66
Jesus christ, where the fuck youve been your entire life??
If guys were attracted to Miss Suzy homemaker or a working women, then the strip clubs and pron flicks would be filled with them.
68. Jonaki - February 28, 2008 6:12 PM
She is so average looking. I see better looking girls at the super market.
69. Sean Christopher - February 28, 2008 6:19 PM
Happy Birthday! It's mine too. Is there a prize?
70. meow - February 28, 2008 6:51 PM
#11 YOu noticed the face too? She looks like one of those portraits from the 1700's, is that it?
71. whore? - February 28, 2008 6:54 PM
Average North American 14 year old looking 4'10'' flat chested girl gone famous and whored up and photoshoped for the public. LOSER!
72. Manly - February 28, 2008 6:59 PM
Chesty? She's flat chested man! However her body is shaped like a quarterback's. Has fat short arms and huge wide shoulders like a man's, giving the impression of being 'chesty' (to you, not to me)?
She looks like a fucking quarterback. Man body. Flat ass, flat boobs, manly chest.
73. Alice - February 28, 2008 7:25 PM
OMG, so beautiful. I saw the same photo in a profile on BillionaireFriends.com. The profile is sincere and attractive. Even clebs are lonely sometimes. Maybe sometimes they really need a rich soul mate rather than a rich buddy.
74. kelly - February 28, 2008 7:34 PM
Oh, honey happy birthday to you! Wish I knew your name so I could sing to you... Fish is just so... Super fish ial. xxx
75. carol - February 28, 2008 7:57 PM
shecan't pose, yawn
76. unicornzrawk - February 28, 2008 8:18 PM
Happy Birthday! Mine's on Wednesday! Yay!
77. KickRocks - February 28, 2008 9:02 PM
Happy Birthday faggot
78. cora - February 28, 2008 9:10 PM
Happy Birthday and she has a nice ass.
wow...so hot, i love her.ther are many fans of her playing on tall dating site~~~~Tallmingle.com~~~which is a hot dating site for all tal l frinds and tall singles.
79. Matt - February 28, 2008 11:00 PM
Happy Birthday!
80. astrological cowgirl - February 28, 2008 11:02 PM
Hey! Its February. Does that make Fish a pisces?
81. c.k - February 29, 2008 12:00 AM
never posted before- but since it's your birthday - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, funny superficial writer! you're funnier than any comic on tv! tnx for all the great humor! :D
82. Kimberly - February 29, 2008 2:16 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ! !
83. manodogs - February 29, 2008 8:29 AM
She looks like she overheard #25's comments about the heels...
84. WTB - February 29, 2008 9:12 AM
Happy birthday. Hope it's a good one. :)
85. Chauncey Gardner - February 29, 2008 9:46 AM
I'd like to Panettiere her panties in half.
86. miner - February 29, 2008 11:54 AM
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87. jacki - February 29, 2008 12:18 PM
Hey my birthday is Feb 28th too!
Twins!
88. Lyssy - February 29, 2008 1:28 PM
#33 It's a Samoyed.
89. Grunion - February 29, 2008 1:58 PM
I would like to make her a single mother.
90. Arguman - March 1, 2008 5:01 AM
she looks eerily like Paris Hilton in that ad.
91. Claudette - March 1, 2008 11:20 AM
ewwww check out the cellulite on her mom's leg in the 7th picture.
92. Peetree - March 1, 2008 1:44 PM
i would DEF hit it...
and after i was done,
id hit it again.
93. dangermind - March 3, 2008 12:49 AM
OMG!!! did you hear theres going to be a new season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians March 9th on E!. Its going to be so much better than last season. I wonder if Reggie Bush is going to be on it. Heres the links that you asked for. Check out the tushy game. see how many you can get right. I only got 3
http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/kardashians/tushygame/index.jsp.
http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/kardashians/index.jsp?sid=nav-shows
94. Porno Seyret - March 3, 2008 10:16 AM
I'd hit Hayden Planetarium.
95. herbiefrog - March 3, 2008 6:17 PM
you guys are funny
all trying to deny it : ) )
lol guys
96. herpesdating - March 4, 2008 2:33 AM
I was told that she is a great people. And she will help some STD people who can't afford the basic drug on ~~ stdpal.com~~ this year. Many people are disscussting it now
97. meoffjack - March 22, 2008 3:31 AM
man i thank her ass look great!
98. gerard Vandenberg - April 24, 2008 11:23 AM
YEP, she goes in the same direction as paris nowadays:
........................GOING "DOWN"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
99. Hayden Panettiere Lover - July 17, 2008 7:42 AM
I think this is probably the best photoshoot of her!