Feb 4 2008Grandpa Spears demonstrates crazy is hereditary

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Britney Spears’ grandfather June Austin Spears spoke to NY Daily News about Jamie Lynn and how her mother Lynne is handling the situation – which is poorly:

"Lynne keeps Jamie Lynn hidden," June, 77, told us, referring to Britney's mom and her knocked-up li'l sis.
"[Lynne is] in denial about the pregnancy. She thinks it's just going to go away, but it's not. It's going to get bigger and bigger."

Then, being the true Southern gentleman, June said he’d never vote for Barack Obama (I wonder why?) and talked about his love for guns:

We asked Grandpa Spears what he thought of Sen. Barack Obama, and let's just say, ahem, his views are consistent with many white Southern gentlemen of his generation. Moving swiftly on!
"I don't have a gun permit. I keep it under the front seat of my truck," he told us. And what about those rumors that he's shot at a few reporters?
There was an ominous silence. "Maybe I have, maybe I haven't."

Ha! Racist old men with guns are adorable. I don’t care what anyone says. That shit is precious. I mean, just because they’re senile doesn’t mean they’ll randomly open fire. Wait, it does? Yikes. Okay, everyone stay calm. I may have kind of given my grandfather a .38 to play with while he walked to the drug store. My bad. We ran out of prune juice. He was feeling kind of down. I thought it might cheer him up. Which it did, but only after he shot my “sumbitch Jap car.” The joke's on him though. I drive a Powers Wheels.


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With a name like June the dude's gotta be angry!!

i feel bad for the whole Spears family .... i think that both Britney & Jamie Lynn were too young to begin preforming and their mother made a mistake not giving them some time to mature and have a childhood themselves...

If we've learned anything, which we haven't, it would be that Spears offspring DO just go away. Ta Da!

#3...plus they're bat-shit crazy hillbillies...

I reckon Imma git me the vacuum cleaner and clean out that varmint.

Mothers, always remember to teach your daughters (especially the hot ones) some simple arithmetic: mouth + ass = 0 babies.

Yay for stupid people; like little white mice running round and round in their spinny wheels, the Spears family never fails to amuse me.

A refreshing bit of Americana for Monday. Yay. Here's a helpful hint:: a shotgun loaded with rock salt is technically not a "lethal" weapon so go take care of those grudges and pent up anger.

I for one love to suck on a butt penis. bacterial infections are much easier to deal with than a bangable daughter.

#7 and what should mothers of boys teach?

Hooooweeee! I bet June makes hesself up a mess o' good ol 'shine. I'd like a mason jar please.

The Spears family are descendant from human beings?! I thought they were spawned from Satan's rectum to enforce a new world order on mankind -- money producing sub-mediocre talent.

I'm sorry. You're right, that was actually Leif Garrett.

#11 - use alcohol and a bag over her head if necessary.

poor britney. wish her luck

I like poop mouth.

He's automatically a racist because he won't vote for Obama? Wow.

I guess it's easy to see why the entire Spears family should be in some kind of psychiatric custodial care. What the hell? With a grandad like that of course the genetics of batshit crazy nuts will travel to the young 'uns.

I feel better that Britney is in a hospital where may they can intervene successfully for a recovery for her, but it's going to take longer than 2 weeks before she's a "normal" person again.

Jamie Lynn, on the other hand, should get as far away from Mama as she possibly can. Her mother is a nut job of the highest order.

I thought my family was f-up, but holy fruitcakes, batman, those are some wacky folk.

Yikes!

She needs to replace that GED study guide book she's carrying with "Babies for Dummies"

The comments on here are getting so fucking ridiculous I am now embarrassed to visit this site. Bye Y'all!!!

Looks like FRIST conceived while wearing a bag...

Unfair assessment that he's racist. The race card doesn't fit you... stick to the boobie card.

I'm not interested in any story re: Jamie Lynn Spears that isn't accompanied by pictures of her in tight, low cut jeans.

I think we'll get more insightful commentary if we search even farther out on the branches of her family tree. I'm sure her cousin's father's son's grandma's only daughter's husband will not only offer his stunning insight, but will reveal that he's Britney's dad!

Gramps should make Jamie Lynn drink a jug of moonshine every day and soon enough her baby will be a stain on the couch. I mean, another stain. A non-brown stain.

"I'm not interested in any story re: Jamie Lynn Spears that isn't accompanied by pictures of her in tight, low cut jeans."

If she follows Britney's example, in a few months you will truly regret saying that.

He doesn't wanna vote for Obama and that makes him racist? Maybe he just happens to think that Obama is an arrogant ass who has made more U turns than a road sign factory.

A man named JUNE? he may not be racist but he sure as fuck must be messed up in the head with a name like June!

You assume this man is a racist just because he's not voting for Obama. That tells me a lot about YOUR mentality. And, you are always late updating your site and then this is the best you can do? Pathetic.

My name is June. How do you dune?...Ah fuck it. *sniff*

Cmon, admit it, there's no way Obama would win in a general election. My favorite response to the question, would you refuse to vote for Obama because of his race? "No, but I know people who would." Meaning: yes, both for me and everybody I know. It's a response that comes up repeatedly in the polling going on now. Grampa Spears might have other reasons to not vote for Obama, but his primary one is that he won't vote for a black dude, especially during bad economic times ("it's no time for handouts").

I'm not a racist and I'm not voting for Obama.

Cracka

Who cares.
Show us your tits.

In every way imaginable, the Spears family embodies everything that is wrong with America today.

You can't make any assumptions. I'm voting for Huckabee, and every religious person I meet shows me that "God" is a crutch for the weak.

I'm voting for obama.

In every way imaginable, the Spears family embodies everything that is wrong with America today.

"being the true Southern gentleman, June said he’d never vote for Barack Obama (I wonder why?) "

Those who find this questionable - there's a big percentage of white Southern gentlemen planning to vote for Obama, is there? Better call all the polling agencies and tell them they've got those numbers upside down.

Wigger

You know why Barrack will never be president? It's not the color of his skin, he's just too nice of a guy. Obama wants to do a good job for the American people. He's not as souless, hard, and politician-ized as the other canidate(s). Maybe it's because he's a younger politician; I don't really know, but personally, I think Obama is just a good guy. And, frankly, I think he'd be a good president.

You know who I don't want to see as President of the United States of America? A woman. Ha-Ha!

I'm joking. I'd be willing to be money that Hillary's clitoris is bigger than Barrack's penis.

fuckabee needs a good gut punch.

Sir! I say I say Sir! Mr. Superficial, you have offended my honor Sir and I demand I say I say I demand satisfaction! You shall besmirch Ol' Dixie no more. If you are not a yellow belly, shall we say pistols at dawn?

To bet*

There's 2 L's in soulless, too, I'll be

*bet

^^^^^

It'll never happen, not in our lifetimes. We've moved away from white male Protestant only rarely, even in modern times. US presidential elections are the most racist, sexist, and religion-intolerant events on the planet, given the incredibly wide range of possible backgrounds Americans could vote for, but simply don't. The first major departure will be electing a white woman, but she'll be a staunch hawkish conservative Protestant (in large part because she never had an orgasm).

If you follow the link to the NY Daily News article, it makes it pretty clear that ol' June's comments re: Obama were indeed racist.

Oh, politics involved with the Spears. I never thought I'd see the day. I think it must be about the time hell is freezing over. Yup. My feet are getting cold.

Hmm... Apparently, I am not a shit-giver.

I am TOTALLY lost here - is Jamie Lynn pregnant because she got raped by a fuckin n i g g e r?!!

No, she got pregnant the old fashioned way. She tried to suck the cock of an older white gentleman who could give her a break in show biz, but she got confused about which opening was which, which only made matters worse when she tried to impress him with her commitment by "swallowing."

This was a quote from NY News Daily:

"We asked Grandpa Spears what he thought of Sen. Barack Obama, and let's just say, ahem, his views are consistent with many white Southern gentlemen of his generation."

To #17 etc. The Superficial guy didn't write that quote, the interviewer for that paper did. Let's review it - "Let's just say his views are consistent with many white Southern gentlemen of his generation." That implies that he made racist remarks. No one is pulling this out of their asses, we're just going by what the interviewer implies happened. He's implying that this grandpa June made remarks saying that he wouldn't vote for Obama and skin color had something to do with it. Seriously, is that so hard to believe? Just look at these boards. EVERY time there is a black person posted, there are racist comments and now, when we're talking about an old piece of shit white bigot, no one seems particularly offended and several people are actually defending him saying "not voting for Barack isn't racist" like that's all the Superficial post/quote said. It's like, shut up, get over your ignorant f**king biases and vote for the right person. Do you really think another 8 years of Bush is good for this country or the world?

Really you get pregnant by sucking cock???

#52 Thank you. Finally an intelligent comment.

#45? Frist, shut-the fuck-up and mind your own goddamn business, you middle-aged.

If I didn't know any better, I'd think that you're fixated on Dick -- Me, I know you're a compulsive orifice.

Case in point, #50

If you want to see things get really fucked up in this country.......vote for Monica Lewinski's ex-boyfriend's wife.

"she got confused about which opening was which"

missed that part, didja?

everytime i hear some asshole being rascist, i always think of 'blazing saddles', and the black sheriff in a white robe asking, 'hey, where are all the white women at?" goodtimes....

I kept reading and reading and reading and waiting on the crazy part. Never came across it. Sounds like the old man is my kind of guy.

He thinks his daughter and granddaughters are ignorant and he understands that we kill men named Obama, not elect them!!

And permits? We dont need no stinking permits !!

@52 Another 8 years of Bush, what? Who the hell rewrote the Constitution, and when? I guess I was passed out again.

#55 why don't you come over here and make me?? Besides, I'm not middle aged, I don't plan to live that long. You know you are secretly in love with me..

I was watching the news over the weekend and with Super Tues coming up they had lots on likely voters in the 24 states that will vote tomorrow. In the southern states, there were lots of folks eager to get on camera and say "Obama-Osama" with a smirk (and getting instant laughter and clapping in response). There are plenty of reasons to disagree with Obama politically and not vote for him on that basis, but lots of people actually believe he's "secretly Muslim" and won't vote for him on that basis. Fox News has helped out a lot by repeatedly airing the "story" about how it was alleged that he grew up abroad being taught in a radical Muslim schools (madrassa). The allegation was published in a magazine owned by Sun Myung Moon’s Unification Church - yes, the "Moonies". It would have died, except Fox News keeps picking it back up, especially now as some mindless potential voters keep repeating it like parrots. So that's our country.

Why do I keep picturing Grampa as John Torturro in Secret Garden?

I DID IT FOR YOU JUNE! i DIDN'T DO IT FOR ME, HERBIE! AND IF I DIDN'T DO IT FOR ME! THAN WHERE WOULD YOU BE! MISS JAMIE LEE!

Seriously. That has to be the gayest backwoods white trash name I ever heard. Did he used to strip?

i hate hearing those imbred southern retards talk about how the "south will rise again"...ha! i think in my head, man, i would love to see these backwood white assholes try to enslave the black man now. they would practically have to make murder legal for a short time.

p.s. not that you give a shit, but i like obama. just because his name sounds muslim, doesn't mean that he is. if the pope was named pizzapussysanta, would people still listen to him? i don't know if that helps my cause...but i just wanted to say pizzapussysanta....

lol "sumbitch jap car" lol...my g-pa calls them "rice burners". heh It will be really interesting to see how he votes this election cycle...he was all for John Edwards....he's pretty consistently democratic, but I have a hard time seeing him pull the lever for a woman or a black man...not saying it can't be done, but still.....he doesn't like Romney or McCain either...says McCain is older than God, and Romney is a phony and he won't vote rep. anyways.

Yeah, Frist, whatever. (What you wearing?)

You know that feeling when your balls are boiling? Yeah.

Frist, no I'm not; don't flatter yourself. I'm a fully self-contained unit. Sex is weakness.

(What you wearing?)

Frist, agh... Are you naked?

(Someone is showing me attention!)

#70, go stick your dick in a bowl of mashed potatoes...with butter

The whole gender-bending name thing with the Spears patriarchs has got to factor into the resulting dysfunction that is the Spears family. Can't wait for Uncle Betsy to sound off on this...

I don't know if anyone noticed, but that is a GED book in her hands, pretty smart kid.

it's like britney holding the self-help books. it's just for show. they don't actually *read*, silly!

I am so excited .. I just found her profile on the celebrities and wealthy club "SearchingMillionaire.com". she posted the same photo there. did you see it?

I really hope it turns out that the father was actually black.

It would make my LIFE.

I dont want no coon or broad for prez. nobody votes for democrats except women coons and fags!

quick

If I was called June I'd keep a gun under the seat of my car too. Why not change it to Elizabeth and be more manly?

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SAVE BRITNEY

I like that guy. Too bad common sense isn't hereditary.

Hmmm maybe he just isn't into liberal policy, that doesn't make him racist. I'm a woman, but there's no way I'd vote for Hillary, does that mean I'm anti-feminist?

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