Feb 13 2008Gary Coleman gets hitched, also rides bronco

First you short retarded farting cunts.

The apocalypse is surely upon us.

Love the 80's vest...note the "Roots" emblem...WTC???

That little dude's scary. I wouldn't marry him with a ten foot pole!!

follow the yellow brick road.

That jacket makes him look short.

His story is the same sad one as the Munchkins of the 1940s. Never hire a midget to do a grown man's job. It only gets their hopes up and then the rest of us have to look at the depressing photos for the next 20 years.

That's what fell out of Tyra's butt at the fashion show.

Oh, isn't Gary just the cutest little cowboy you've ever seen?! 'OMG', Whook-w'at-whim, he's just so cute; I wanna put him in my pocket.

Women, imagine yourself having intercourse with (...) Gary Coleman. What kind of gratification could one possibly achieve through sex with (...) Gary Coleman?! His chapped lips on your body. His ashy penis rubbing against your lower thighs -- dripping it's pre-juice. The sex. A facial! What do you suppose it would be like to have Gary ejaculate on to your face? Boy.

Hey, some people are desperate.

Does he ride a pony or is that too big?

#7! Ha-Ha-Ha! Nice.

Rides a Bronco?

I am sure they mean "drives a white ford Bronco"

Funny story about Gary. He came in to the motorcycle shop I used to work at and tried to sell his motorcycle. I say motorcycle but it was a Honda Rebel 250, which barely qualifies as a motorcycle. Anyway, he came strolling up the walk to the show room and the salesmen went running, apparently Gary had a temper. Let it be said that I have never been scared of any midget, so I took the up. He was cool, didn't really care, didn't get worked up that we wouldn't buy his baby bike. Seemed like a real nice kid.

@11 Was there a large black man in the back seat holding gun to his head??

D. Richards. I hate you. In the sweetest way possible. yak.

I have never seen the movie Brokeback Mountain.....But this is what I picture the cowboys looking like.

PS #7 - LMFAO.....that's fucking hilarious.

Fish, when you say riding a bronco are we talking those kiddie rides outside of the grocery store?

P.S. I'm what Willis was talkin' bout.

He looks like a Nazi from the waist down, whats he trying to say?

this is my favorite story of all time. he's got wedding photos with his ginger bride too.

every six months i get a mormon catalog for the previous resident. instead of imitation designer cologne, they've got imitation hollywood movies, i guess b/c mainstream movies are no-no's. hey, mormons gotta have fun too! coleman's in some imitation "dodge ball" mormon film. i have nothing further to say.

That BRONCO is the 22 year old that this tiny old geezer's got as a wife!
OK, 40 doesn't classify him as a geezer....it just slipped out. Hmmm, I wonder how Tyra's doing.

Wait, he married a bronco?

so is height a problem or not? why does she say it doesn't matter then says he's taller to her because of how he is inside? why not say he's perfect as he is? dumb bitch.

Black midgets, blonde chicks from Utah, horses, lost virginity. Man, this sounds like a bad porn flick.

"Hey, some people are desperate."

And that includes you, D. Richards, and your ongoing attempts to be witty and relevant.

No pics of his yeti wife?

He is such a despicable turd!!!

I'd let that little man crawl up my ass and pleasure me like a giant gerbil or loving fist!

Fuck. Anonymous is on me like a fly buzzing 'round a steaming cowpie.

Hey, Anons, I say the same thing to Jesus.

#14. I hate myself as well.

#5 made me lmao!

#5 made me lmao!

Everyone here is sick of you and imagines the horrid extension of what has never been your life grinding down to it's inevitable conclusion. False teeth getting looser as the gums recede, the hair and scalp flakes falling out from your head onto and into your ragged keyboard, corn yellow toenails rotting at the ends of your fungus infected feet, tears of lonliness running like canals all over the deep wrinkles of your worn and haggard face, ear wax, snot, unshowered crotch odor, plates of half eaten food surrounding your outdated pc with roaches running in all directions (imagine folks the erratica of such peripheral visual assault!), the phone next to your keyboard that never rings. It never rings (why won't someone in the name of Jesus - or whatever godless maniacs implore to in the dread of every night's ritual of terror)!
I hope the people - ahhh the other people - (he could pray to them for love) are amused by this rant, by that quip, how about that cruel blasphemy or concoction of angst-induced agression to the people? (He breathes raggedly and snorts in his viscious excitement) Will this seem sufficiently nasty? Dick Dicks loves to hurts the other peoples. Nasty peopleses!
He waits all night too read their reactions to his assaults. Til late late he can no longer keep his ghastly long neck vertical, the head slumps and rest on his pillow (keyboard) where it rests until the morn.

Getting in fights with fans. Selling his pants for money on Ebay, etc, etc..what a loser. This young girl sure knows how to pick 'em. The whole thing is wrong on every level possible. Eeeew.

#31:

FUCK YES!! You hit the nail on the head a thousand time over. You can bet that moron is furiously trying to come back with a clever retort, but no way can he top what you just wrote. Hats off to you, my friend.

Let me guess, his wife is a wannabe actress/model. I mean....They must really be in love!!!

Aww, what a cute little outfit he's wearing.

Anyway, hope it works out and no one gets killed in the process.

What no picture of the Mrs.

This is just plain wrong. How can we have any real fun with this story without a pix of his little wifee.

Superfish Dude, this story is only half-baked without seeing his better half.

He sure is a cute little cowpoke, but he's no Buffalo Soldier.

I'd fuck him.

#7 = best post. one-liners rock.

Where have all the Cowboys gone.....

Who cares this? I need to date my new girl on Richkiss.com. She's a hot model with pretty face. I love her much. We'll have a nice chat and a good time there. See you then.

Ha-Ha! #31 is by far my favorite basher.

I saw some shit about him on the news with the audio on mute, but if the red head is his wife she's fucking hot & I never thought I'd say this shit but Gary Coleman well fucking done sir well fucking done. She's hot HOTTTTT!!!!!

Shit, Mag. Did you see the teeth on Gary's skuzz?

If you did, then you wouldn't be saying red's 'hot'. Intensely gapped teeth; much gum.

Also, for those of you that aren't aware, Gary's wife is borderline retarded.

Wow, did you say he 'finally lost his virginity?' I sincerely hope that is a joke!!!!!!!

That kneegar is EPIC FAIL!

I forgot to mention:

Gary is one very handsome lawn jockey. Hooray!

Hey D. Richards,

Why are you even here? You were owned so badly by #31 I didn't think you'd ever show up again. Why don't you just give up? You got punked and you'll never recover from it. Again, why are you here? Comedy is not your forte. Just stop. You're an embarassment.

WHA'CHU TALKIN' BOUT WILLIS?!!!!!!!!!!!!

/good for him

#48? That guy does that all the time; we have a connection, him and I -- he follows me around; sometimes he responds; other times, he just watches and laughs; he's actually on my side -- you:

You don't possess the intelligence to efficiently talk down to Dick. So You wait around for someone else to try -- then you 'side'. You're a follower. You're anonymous.

And 'owned'. The only thing my anti-clone owns is the right to make his entire Superficial career out of mocking me. Trying to mock me, rather.

Dick's elusive, sweets.

D. Richards,

BAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Try as you might, you cannot wriggle out of this one. I figured you would come up with some moronic comment like you did. Face it: You were OWNED. Big time, Baby Boy. Your comments can't get you out of it.

It continues to suck to be you!

Oh, and D. Richards,

I notice you didn't even TRY to go back at that guy.......because you know you couldn't come back at him with anything better.

Sucks to be you, troll.

I just noticed that Gary Colemand is short.

51-2? Where the fuck have you been, honey?

The homosexual says that kind of stuff every other day, to me. This is the first time you've ever noticed my fan? You're not very smart, are you? Are you?! No.

But! Yes, everything my fan said was absolute truth -- well, except for the 'sleeping' on my keyboard part: I sleep on the floor next to my mother's bed. I sleep without covers, nor pillow. I shiver but mother forbids me to sleep covered (Jesus was always cold). She says that I'm her 'little pet'. Maybe one day I'll kill her in her sleep.

Honestly, typing about flowers and sunshine here at Superficial is the only thing that I have left in this world; I've been castrated by women, beaten by men, mauled by animals (after I touched them inappropriately) -- I've even been a whore; working barracks.

I am a horrible, suicidal mess that deserves death.

D. Richards,

Don't bother. Watching you be verbally disassembled warms my cold little heart. You were owned. Admit it.

P.S. I didn't read your post.

Anon, what Mr. Richards says - by say I mean the utterances or indiscernable noises the pitiful creature creates through the rotting holes in it's deteriorating anatomy and by anatomy I imply the anthropogenic shape that this tired confusing biomorph assumes, air is squeezed through misshapen crevices and thus we have a whistle, farts and snots and coughs and long groaning timbres by vibrating (as it shivers) incredibly osteoporotic bones. The wind wisps through eyeless sockets, in and out of waxing ears, about the ragged and uncut remains of long hair (terribly dating even then the middle age of the psychedelic era of "it"), almost tender nearly silent miniaudibles like a tiny harp chime and tinkle to the tunes in cadence to rotting gases and collapsing vital organic processes. It says "symphony"! We hear, aghast, the haunting of dead tissue screaming for surcease! To ruin and rot! Propel us to decay and let us form soil where at least then for once our useless existence could have purpose be it no more than to sustain the life of a weed.
I digress in description of the man. This shall we say "mass" speaks in truth while lying (if a being knows nothing then each thought is a falsehood), as I am but a shadow of it's void in this universe - an echo that bounce from nothingness - no substance have I other than to mock the inutterable - to mimic and decry in waste of my own nonexistence.

#4 #5 #7
BRILLIANT!
My freaking sides hurt.

Boyee! I am being so 'verbally' assaulted.

Yet, I don't hear any words. Strange. (I think anonymous may be 'slow').

P.S. I love my Anti-clone. She's so intriguing. And yes, I coined the phrase 'Anti-clone'. From now on, you shall use Anti-clone to be your name. I allow you.

hey drichards and anon, back to Gary you assleaks

'Momo', more like 'Homo'. Ha!

can his new wifey get him some lotion for those ashy hands

Wow, #60. Such insight. You find material everywhere, doncha?

where is the wife? just like Kucinich nobody wants to see him.

#62? Mr. 'French'? You must be small, and talk with a lisp.

The whole point of that joke is that it was so incredibly lame -- so incredibly easy.

How about you go back to your beret, and egged toast. Nazi.

somebody give Gary a fake ID and have him buy us BEER...

Gary was the 40-year-old virgin!!

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