Feb 18 2008Eva Longoria puts on suntan lotion, I weep
I don't really need to explain why I posted these pics of Eva Longoria wearing a bikini in Mexico. It's Eva Longoria in a bikini. But they also promote the importance of wearing suntan lotion. I'm surprised people aren't showing these photos to kids. Protection from UV rays is serious business. I should get down to the playground and be a hero. But it's kind of nippy out. *puts on ski mask and trench coat* All set. This should go well.
Photos: Flynet
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Reader Comments
1. Brian J - February 18, 2008 2:47 PM
Dip her in choloate and call it dessert. oh FIRST
2. stephanie - February 18, 2008 2:47 PM
first
eva longoria is gogeous
3. Auntie Kryst - February 18, 2008 2:47 PM
Did I just fuckin' see a crucifix tramp stamp? Oh fucking hell! WHORE! Beyond doucheness, I need a new description.
4. Ethan - February 18, 2008 2:48 PM
No tits. Blah
5. jordan - February 18, 2008 2:48 PM
she looks slippery, right? and lindseys gross btw
6. micros101 - February 18, 2008 2:48 PM
first ....for me to poop on
7. Ryan - February 18, 2008 2:52 PM
She's worthless. Looks like some sort of rat dog. No redeeming qualities at all.
8. Jimbo - February 18, 2008 2:57 PM
@7 What redeeming qualities do you have??
9. skins - February 18, 2008 2:59 PM
ya know what they say...once a garden gnome, always a garden gnome...
wake up people shes not hot!!!
She wears more makeup than a corpse in a casket
10. Ted from LA - February 18, 2008 3:01 PM
#8,
He is the host of American Idol. How's that for you?!
11. lucifer's left nut - February 18, 2008 3:04 PM
I'M SURPRISED THAT SHE TANS CONSIDERING HOW SHE ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT HOW TRAUMATIZED SHE WAS AS A CHILD BECAUSE SHE WAS ALWAYS THE DARKEST ONE. I'M SURE THEY ONLY APPROVE OF HER MARRYING A NEGRO CAUSE HE'S RICH. BIGOTS LET THEIR LITTLE "DAUGHTERS" GO QUICK TO ANY TAKERS IF THERE'S A LOT OF MONEY INVOLVED.
12. Ted from LA - February 18, 2008 3:11 PM
#11,
Educated people stopped using the word "negro" in 1954.
13. havoc - February 18, 2008 3:13 PM
Christ, she got fat........
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14. lipper - February 18, 2008 3:16 PM
Ok, I wish I looked so bad wet. The bitch.
And I have a tat on my lower back, and I'm no skank thank you very much. Don't you guys understand why we put them there? Its NOT for you, you dirty birds.
So kiss my "skank" ass! *strokes tat with much love*
15. D. Richards (Masochist.) - February 18, 2008 3:17 PM
I wonder what Eva's ass smells like.
Hey, Tedro. I use the word 'negro'. And when I pluralize the word, negro, I spell it 'negroe'. Sometimes when I want to be funny, I call black children 'negrows' --'cause they're just a growin'! I'm so educated. Not really.
16. limper - February 18, 2008 3:18 PM
yeah you have to get action to be a skank
17. 20-20 - February 18, 2008 3:23 PM
It's a shock to see her looking like a greasy little monkey. A shock, I tell you.
18. Lame - February 18, 2008 3:24 PM
She isn't so great...actually looks like a wet rodent. I wouldn't do her.
19. brian d - February 18, 2008 3:26 PM
wow, shes disgusting. No wonder her fugly husband cheats on her. Youd think with all that money shes would buy herself some tits.
20. moderator - February 18, 2008 3:30 PM
Pretty sure #14 goes down as the douchebaggiest of douchebag comments in the history of douchebaggery.
21. twenty - February 18, 2008 3:30 PM
FIRST!
22. twenty - February 18, 2008 3:30 PM
FIRST!
23. Rut Roh - February 18, 2008 3:36 PM
She looks hot to me. I'm a straight chica, but I see why she's adored.
My guess is all this animosity is being vented on her because people are still scarred by that Lindsey photoshoot.
24. oakling - February 18, 2008 3:38 PM
It's like her very own public service announcement.
25. twzzlrgirl - February 18, 2008 3:38 PM
Am I crazy, or does that not even remotely resemble Eva L.? I don't think any of the pictures look like her at all.
She looks better wet :)
26. Chauncey Gardner - February 18, 2008 3:40 PM
Eva Longoria would be 'hot' if she was a school teacher or a bank teller, but as actresses go, she's nothing special.
27. S. - February 18, 2008 3:42 PM
I don't think that's SPF...it looks more like tanning oil...you know, used to roast one's self.
28. Not a Fan of No Talent Females and Males - February 18, 2008 3:44 PM
SHE SURE DOES LOOK DIFFERENT WITHOUT ALL THE AIR BRUSHING ON MAGAZINES. AND HER GIRDLE MUST DO SOME SERIOUS LIFTING OF THE BUTTOCKS LOL!
29. awesome111person - February 18, 2008 3:57 PM
If Fish guy thinks she's so hot why did he use the most unflattering picture of the set as the banner?
Fish guy likes 'em scrawny, I've noticed. No tits and what little ass she has is droopin'.
Also, mexican peasant/rat face.
30. deaconjones - February 18, 2008 3:58 PM
@26 and 28
AGREED! Am I the only one that thinks Eva is OK?? I mean come on, I see hotter chicks at the Jersey shore.
She looks like AHNOLD in T2 when he burned his eyebrows off in the exploding car
31. She's fat - February 18, 2008 4:14 PM
She's getting fat.
Oh, oh, I see a lot of cellulite.
32. buttlover44 - February 18, 2008 4:16 PM
Girls with tramp stamps LOVE to take it up the ass on the first date.
It's a well know fact.
33. blp - February 18, 2008 4:30 PM
So hot, I'd love her to lick my belly button while doing her in missionary.
34. George Best - February 18, 2008 4:35 PM
Im not going to say shes ugly because she isnt, but I could go to the mall on a Saturday and find 10 hotter women in an hour. Shes just not that special and she is a skank to boot.
35. Joe C - February 18, 2008 4:43 PM
I normally don't advocate boob jobs, but she could really use a little help up there.
36. .. - February 18, 2008 4:48 PM
She's a pretty girl but without her makeup, like all pretty girls, she's not.
She also has gotten very fat. There's a bad case of cellulite going on her ass/tights/legs.
But compared to other Hollywood ugly skanks, she's a fucking beauty. Next to Lohan, Eva Longoria looks like a goddess of hotness and beauty.
37. .. - February 18, 2008 4:50 PM
She's a pretty girl but without her makeup, like all pretty girls, she's not.
She also has gotten very fat. There's a bad case of cellulite going on her ass/thighs/legs.
But compared to other Hollywood ugly skanks, she's a fucking beauty. Next to Lohan, Eva Longoria looks like a goddess of hotness and beauty.
38. jesse - February 18, 2008 4:50 PM
i'd hit it. and not just because it makes me feel cool to think a chick is hot because everyone else thinks she's hot. it's because she's fucking hot.
39. ang - February 18, 2008 5:21 PM
She needs to spray on some insect repellent too. Looks like those two bites up top might be infected.
40. Sammee - February 18, 2008 5:27 PM
She looks fine, average mexican girl or whatever she is, but glance over at those published pictures of her. Doesn't even look like the same person.
41. kimmy - February 18, 2008 5:36 PM
wow she is so much cuter without the 10 pounds of make-up. i never really thought she was attractive till i saw these pics
42. Ryan - February 18, 2008 5:49 PM
#8, I have more redeeming qualities in my left testicle than her, and you for that matter.
If she was a good actress I wouldnt say shit, but shes fucking awful at everything. Her movie trailers cant even showcase .2 seconds of any talent she has. She has none! I dont want to see her. Ever.
43. Jamie's Uterus - February 18, 2008 6:08 PM
I hate this no talent skanked up twat. She's the J-Lo of television.
44. pinkdate - February 18, 2008 7:23 PM
she is a pretty gal. but we all see that she is not as beatu as the hot gals at pinkmingle.com , they can offer us the best !! LOLO
45. lys - February 18, 2008 7:25 PM
Why can't all women age so well? Most get fat and disgustingly ugly before they even hit 30. sigh and they think they still look good since their boobs got fat like everything else...blah
46. smokin - February 18, 2008 7:56 PM
yup, i'll definitely stick my tongue in her ass.
47. my comment - February 18, 2008 7:56 PM
Boring. Ugly tattoo and a face that says nothing.
48. What? - February 18, 2008 8:23 PM
The Lohan pictures are hotter than THIS! Eva looks like any other beaner working at McDonald's...
49. skins - February 18, 2008 9:36 PM
That CROSS on her back is to keep Kirsten Dunst away....duhhhhh
50. txpeach - February 18, 2008 10:01 PM
I, for one, thinks she looks pretty good. Sure, she's a self-absorbed bitch who prattles on and on about herself, but visually, I think most of us would kill to look this good coming out of the water.
51. poppy - February 18, 2008 10:11 PM
Do not show these pictures to kids. That stuff has no SPF in it and is in no way sun block. It looks more like tanning oil, so she willcook her skin and increase her chances of skin cancer.
52. Ted from LA - February 18, 2008 10:47 PM
If you crop the main photo just right, her forehead looks just like Clint Eastwood's.
53. dude - February 18, 2008 11:17 PM
7 and 9 are right on the money. This chick is nothing special. I live in SoCal, we've got a million girls better than that in every major city.
54. Nathiest - February 18, 2008 11:32 PM
She's white. Look at the face with no makeup on that girl is white.
55. Harry Ballzack - February 18, 2008 11:35 PM
@11 - you're Ignorant
56. Harry Ballzack - February 18, 2008 11:49 PM
clk. on her name above the picture, and tell me, truthfully, you would not hit that
57. Will - February 18, 2008 11:52 PM
seriously.... why is she such a big deal?
58. jimsexy23 - February 19, 2008 12:16 AM
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59. Maximus - February 19, 2008 12:17 AM
didn't she used to be hot?
60. grace - February 19, 2008 5:38 AM
she looks horrible in the first picture, definitely bigger than how she looks in desperate housewives.
61. Anal Fistula - February 19, 2008 10:46 AM
meh...not that great...if you're going to be a pocket latina, then at least be petite. she is getting a bit dumpy.
62. i'd hit that junks like wickity what? - February 19, 2008 11:07 AM
i'd hit that shit like what waht. you knkow what im sizzlin. im western sizzlin baby, yeah. no seriously, id hit that shit with a bread truck.
63. LOL! HER BUTTOCKS HANGS LOWER WITHOUT SUPPORT UNDERWEAR! - February 19, 2008 11:23 AM
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64. masterless - February 19, 2008 11:40 AM
wow she has no eyebrows. ghetto fab!
65. yukadoozer - February 19, 2008 1:07 PM
hatin' it!
66. Grunion - February 19, 2008 1:09 PM
Bleah. Since when are wet chihuahua's attractive?
67. Frist - February 19, 2008 2:21 PM
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
68. posh 918 - February 19, 2008 6:18 PM
Women hate on her because shes Hot and they're not....Men hate on her because shes Hot and would never date their looser fug ass...Stop hating on Eva. Shes hot and you know it, and posting a ridiculous comment on here saying shes not isn't going to make her any less hot! Aghhhh, the things we beautiful people have to put up with.
69. Champion Horse - February 19, 2008 8:46 PM
If that is a cellulite problem..sign me up.
Boomshakalaka.
70. mokey - February 19, 2008 9:11 PM
She is prettty. remarkably high cheek bones and a defined chin. Her nose is pretty and cute, nice full lips and pretty eyes. A great in shape body. pretty and a good actress.
71. AnnaDraconida - February 20, 2008 6:33 AM
Lo and behold... She is actually a normal woman, not a plastic doll like in those sportswear ads.
Yeah, this is what I consider a normal woman, not a fat fatty fatass.
72. Greg House - February 21, 2008 2:35 AM
@ 71
I'm attracted to natural beauty...but she's just not that attractive to me...
I mean i'm more attracted to Natalie Portman, Olivia Wilde, and Jennifer Morrison...but Eva Longoria just doesn't push my buttons.
73. pitz - February 21, 2008 7:02 AM
she's red
that's not hot
74. Not telling - February 22, 2008 9:56 AM
Looks like a rat in these pics.
75. Flie - February 22, 2008 11:40 AM
First pic she looks just like an ugly Melissa Joan Heart.
But after switching the brain on/off-switch and have some thoughts about it; Melissa Joan Heart IS ugly, so lets say she looks EXACTLY like Melissa Joan Heart.
Ewk.
76. kiki219 - February 23, 2008 11:52 AM
she is not attractive. she looks like every other mexican out there, and not only that, but her body is poochy. they do an amazing job of airbrushing her in those bebe adds. way to go! ugly girl.
77. genie - February 24, 2008 12:23 PM
Oh my god, why are you so jealous?
She's a normal woman, she looks fine. What kind of woman would go to the beach wearing tons of make up??? I appreachiate her for not doing that despite knowing that paparazzi may take pictures of her.
There are lots of pretty and beautiful women out there, but most of them are wearing make-up. Eva is an actrice and it's part of her job to wear lots of make-up in her movies and on the red carpet. Whoever thinks that Eva's look on the red carpet complies to her natural look right after waking up in the morning is a fool and has no idea of the cosmetic industry. Whoever thinks that women have rouged eyes and endless eye lashes and glossy lips 24/7 and considers that to be natural is ridiculous and has obviously never heard of airbrushing technic that is used by all magazines.
If someone calls her fat than you obviously like women with size zero. She has a normal body and is in shape. If you call her fat than you must have liked Nicole Richie's former look - hanging skin and visible bones.
78. lisa - February 24, 2008 8:27 PM
she looks fantastic!
79. Alice - February 28, 2008 6:26 AM
I saw her profile with hot & sexy photos on BillionaireFriends.c om, where celebrities, beauty queens and wealthy singles hook up. The photos are not verified yet but the profile looks sincere, attractive and sexy. Maybe sometimes they really need a soul mate rather than a rich buddy. It's said some celebrities have found some young and beautiful girls there. LOL.
80. amlar - March 3, 2008 9:58 AM
Christ, she got fat
81. ellen - March 4, 2008 3:45 AM
exciting photo. i also saw her photo put on the site called WealthyDater.com, really! is she want to find a rich man?
82. ellen - March 4, 2008 3:46 AM
i like her skin color exciting photo. i also saw her photo put on the site called WealthyDater.com, really! is she want to find a rich man?
83. Jed - March 5, 2008 4:36 PM
She's going to get sun cancer.
84. ringo - March 6, 2008 8:08 PM
I would like to see how far I could drive my tongue into her ass hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
85. baby_STD - March 6, 2008 9:03 PM
so fat
86. Ephena - March 8, 2008 4:49 AM
Fat nothing. That's a perfect bikini body.
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88. Padd - March 10, 2008 10:12 AM
...(most of) you americans don't have a clue... SHE IS HOT HOT HOT!!!
89. No We Dont - March 10, 2008 10:42 PM
number 32: buttlover42
I don't know where you are picking up the girls with tattoos on their lower backs but I know it isn't somewhere classy if they do that. You probably take it up the ass on the first date! By the way, I have a tattoo on my lower back and MARRIED THE GUY I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO JERK-OFF!
90. Not telling - March 12, 2008 9:02 AM
Rat
91. Rachel - March 12, 2008 8:37 PM
That's NOT Eva Longoria!
(But this girl's prettier!!)