Feb 19 2008Dog the Bounty Hunter returns! Racism not so bad!

His wife makes me nauseous.

First you slobering psycho cunts.

first!

Plus, what is that thing he is walking with?

Now I feel thin.....

Is that Frist and jimbo?

Is that Frist and jimbo?

Hooray, the return of another idiot redneck to television! I'll break out the moonshine and wifebeaters.

God, what do people see in his show?

I know you're all looking at my sunglasses and thinking, "Hey, Mrs. Dog, you wouldn't happen to be HIGH BY ANY CHANCE, WOULD YA?!!"

Those two are uglier than Jessica Simpson's jacket. And four times as trashy.

I think it's Jimbo and FRIST, actually (left to right).

Brah, I hear the sounds of many black criminals in Hawaii jumping bail.

I just want to say that Beth and I are glad to be back on the air, where we belong, and we are very sorry for our previous racially insensitive comments.

And Beth just wants to remind all the n*ggers, whitey wins again! Ha !

@10. hi dickhead.

That's a very slimming belt that she's wearing.

I think Jessica's Video could have helped Dog's wife

Because of all the heat they've been taking, Mrs. Dog has personally gone to Def Con 1.

bwahahahaha @14. That's funny shit.

@5 & 6 You so funny you stupid fuck..

geez, look what her tits have done to his hairline (and that poonanny did to his face!). Any man get get it up and bang a hot chick but you gotta be hardcore 15 year prison sentence hard up to tap something like his old lady. The strange scent of bulk sized perfume from CVS and Whoopi Goldberg's bike seat would be enough to stop most amorous attempts at that Everest, but not Dawg!!

You know she is packing it all in a good support girdle. I wonder how much fast food and junk food she consumes to stay that fat?

I wonder what Emperor Jesse Jackson gots ta say 'bout dis herya?

Is that Mikes wet dream?

The next person to make fun of Danny Bonaduce's mom and dad is going to get Johnny Fairplayed. Word.

Y'know South Park's version of Beth was pretty acurate. Can't see past those tetons.

oh, #2 and 3, you're both losers.

She smells like yeast and athletes' foot. He just smells like foot.

"The show was insanely popular for the network, here and internationally -- airing in over 20 countries."

So it's an Imus situation. Translation: you can make money for us then everything's forgiven. Pathetic.

It doesn't surprise me with George Bush's Uhmerica way of thinking.

/it's all about the almighty $$$

hey p911gt10c. Fuck off. I was busy fucking your mom and all I could think of was slobering psycho cunts.

"The show was insanely popular for the network, here and internationally -- airing in over 20 countries."

So it's an Imus situation. Translation: you can make money for us then everything's forgiven. Pathetic.

as a minority [on several levels], I'm not one that supports groups who mercilessly attack celebrities when they make an "insensitive" remark...a la Isaiah Washington or the "lynch" golf lady...but from the recording, this guy is a real redneck racist. not insensitive or using poor choice of words or ignorant, but truly racist. i dunno how you overlook something like that...much worse than the Imus incident

I told you simpletons that we blonde norics were superior. Look at these two handsome specimens. Hitler would be proud! Vikings reign supreme.

2 @ 3

Being first in a comments section is like winning at the special Olympics. Yeah, you're first but you're still retarded.

Moving on.

What part of Arts and Entertainment does white trash fit under?

Nice to see his wife used the time off to get in shape.

#32 - Great comment on the losers!

Maybe "Dog" got his nickname because he likes to hump fat dogs like this thing standing next to him?

@ Every number!

LOOK PEOPLE, UNLESS I AM COMMENTING ON A WHORE OR PAST DRUG USE, I AM BEING TROLLED BY HER ROYAL FAT CUNTESS, "IWISH"

His wife gives new meaning to "cleavage"...........and which prolly smells like Dogs sweaty ass crack

dear, sweet Jesus..... Please excuse me while I go and vomit my guts out.

These people who wear sunglasses inside are beginning to bug me.

#38--If you've seen Dog without his sunglasses you would get it.....he's hiding a whole lot of ugly. . .

35. It's not me.

These two are an insult to white people. They make me feel ashamed.

Sorry, Jimbo, actually 5 and 6 WERE pretty funny

I didn't know Roseanne got remarried!

The last thing I usually do when I see a pair of breasts is laugh, but good god.

The name of Dogs company is DaKine Bail Bonds. DaKine...as in Da Kind Bud. Get it? They like the reefer.

@40

Right

That's a huge bitch!

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deacon, it isn't me. Sure, we had our differences, but I am not the person pretending to be you. Get over it.

Fuck you all!!

Hey, #27 Racer X, you dumb sack of cleavage deodorant, President Bush didn't invent greed. And if you're not an American you ain't shit. So get off this board before we invade your country and hang you.

Also, Dog's only mistake wasn't saying the word "N-WORD", it was not shooting his son and his n-word girlfriend after they betrayed him with that piece of shit recording.

(On edit, originally I had the real N-word listed above but my comment submission failed. So it's okay to use the F word here and display all forms of hate and vitriol but I can't use the N-word? What the hell?)

Fuck you and your drunken retarded coke head soon to be lawless ex-pres. Nice debt we gots now eh shit tongue? Like the strike we made in Pakistan as soon as his butt buddy Musharaff gets the boot?
Yeah fucking idiot, we are all gonna be in deep shit soon with the fascism thing.
Bush and his clan are in league with bankers don't forget (well ignorant morons don't know anything how can they forget?) and now look at the mortgage scam and the economy in general. Tax breaks for the rich!!!!!

you're such a douche

I hear he go on Jennifereatspigshit.com to view profile and fine ruv. I won'er if he swallow?

MY BACK IS FUCKIN KILLING ME!!! OH-OOOOOOOHHH!

I wear a giant brah!

Who care about these two. Leland was the only part of the show worth watching. Finally, my fantasy life can return to normal.

kibblesNbits. who would be who?

"A&E isn't just making this decision out of the goodness of their hearts either. The show was insanely popular for the network, here and internationally -- airing in over 20 countries."

When asked for comment , a head A&E execute maintained: "Yes, this is ENTIRELY about money and ratings. All you darkies need to calm down, seriously."

dayumn! where's Bern when you need him?? You know, Big Boobs Bern!

Moral of this story from LaLa Land...

When money talks...racism can take a fucking walk...!

I can hardly wait for "Dog" to arrest his first dangerous black felon!

OMG! #51 Anexio the Homo-----> That is, hands down, the best reaction to any post I've ever gotten on this board, and I've received more than a few.

Gawd Damn that is fuckin' crazy rant! Beautiful.

It has all the elements, crazy, dilusional, blame on someone else, drugs.

That could be the perfect post.

As they used to say on Hee-Haw, "SAAL-LUTE"!!

I'm sorry, but these people look like trash. If you looked the word up on the dictionary, you'd see this photo. Ick.

Looking closer, I have to say... is that Rosanne????????????

i like the way their shirts are open to the same level. matching cleavages!!

These two truly are a text book definition of white trash, and please dear sweet jesus someone make her get a breast reduction, because her tits are just so nasty and outta control and we're all tired of looking at them!!!!!! Also i bet those hang down to her cha cha, oh sorry guys thats a real nasty thought!!!

if those boobicles were attached to a more attractive body no one would be so disgusted. wasted flesh.

It's good to see Dog is taking time off from his KKK rallies and doing the show again. That guy is dedicated! Hopefully he doesn't wear his bed sheets while catching criminals, might be a lil tacky.

I like the way she has coupled her hair with her skin tone. The fake, almost barbie doll like hair goes splendidly with her sun tan-wrinkled, ENORMOUS chest. Her makeup is...understated. Those matching sweat sheens she and her husband are sporting are just to die for, while her makeup is elegantly uderstated - the blending of her lips to be exactly like the rest of her skin was a wise move.

Oops. Sorry for the bad grammar.

Jesus that Dog is one hot piece of ass.

That some sort of champion belt?

AHHHH.. I look forward to the bounty hunter returning to the air. To all that disagree, turn the channel to something more to your taste like american idol and next top model. Im sure that your family tree branches out with the beauty and intelligence of Paris Hiltonisms. NOW THATS HOT!

DOG is SOOOOOOOOOOO GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY!

What suprises me the most is that anyone was suprised he said what he did. Then again given his perforated septum from years of crystal meth use and crazy alabama/hawaiian accent who knows. Keep the ice out of paradise brah!

Mrs. Dog.. so unattractive and yet....

FUCK Dog. Big surprise, he acts like one hell of a shithole in real life. Go back to the mainland, haole.

maybe he's seen the error of his ways..

give the dude a chance, sheesh.

he did go in to mexico and nab a dirtbag rapist. no one else seemed to give a fuk about bringing justice there.

we are quick to condemn, but would you want to be judged by those same standards should you stumble and fall while learning in "life" ??

some people (britney) don't deserve second/third/infiniti chances, some do. let's not get carried away on the hate mongering.

Finally, someone who can give Britney fashion tips

Why is Dog walking with Sam Kinison?