Feb 27 2008Diablo Cody really loves that Oscar

Never heard of her.....

.

Cunt. Just an absolute cunt. 'Diablo', yeah, right..

second, douche bags!!!!

second, douche bags!!!!

second, douche bags!!!!

second, douche bags!!!!

second, douche bags!!!!

second, douche bags!!!!

second, douche bags!!!!

lol, he messed up the bottom part of his post. Proofread, much?

Mr Superficial, your spelling, grammar and attention to detail have gone right down the toilet today.

Wait...strippers have dreams that don't involve dollar bills and cocaine?

Eh...he'll edit soon..

second, douche bags!!!!!!

second, douche bags!!!!!!

Hmmm... I see a "slight" difference between the twins here, and in the nudies that just leaked.

Eh, I don't really care if she fellates her Oscar... I feel sure that's not the first time anyone's done that.

But why is she dressed like Betty Rubble?

And strippers cheering her for winning an Oscar is about as dumb as when black people cheered the OJ verdict.

Yeah, you guys are right. #2 is a douchbag.. haha

I don't think this was an ORIGINAL screenplay there is South Korean movie called "Jenny, Juno" (2005) which has the same storyline.

Ms. Busey comes from a rich, suburban family and stripped during one semester, to rebel against her parents, so to speak. this is also called a phony.

put her for one day with the *real* crack-whore-single-mom strippers and see what will be left of her smug phony pierced being.

plus, her eyes are not in line? O_o

*Cough* dykasaurus rex *cough*

#17 LOL!!!!!

I quote a great philosopher:

"I'll tell you what's not cool--killing strippers. Strippers are people too; naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind the curtain of a VIP room. Besides, there's no reason to kill them, 'cause most of them are already dead inside...Good night, folks!" - Peter Griffin

she's attractive enough.... I'd watch her get naked...
Hell, who am I kidding... I'd nail her too

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@25 OMG!! tell me it is not true!!! I can't wait!! I hope Reggie Bush is on the show too.

Wait, who the fuck asked for that link? Let kill them!! That show sucks more than the Anna Nicole show.

Holly please go find a dumpster, crawl in it and DIE!!!

Holy fuck, that's a round face!

I think she's pretty.

YEAH! Female spirit, rags-to-riches and keeping it real...American dream stuff there...oh wait, are those veneers?

That print dress is horrific.

^Jodi

@17 "Betty Rubble" that was funny! I couldn't figure out my attraction to that woman, yup, she looks like Betty Rubble.

@25 stealth marketing cunt stay off this site. Paid bloggers like you are the scummiest fucks on the planet.

I am guessing that she did more than just write this script to get it made into a movie...you know...something on a couch...like the casting couch for the screenwriters...no?

Whatever. Lucky whore!

I rode her like Seattle Slew.

The title should be, "Diablo Cody gives strippers everywhere false hope".

Strippers coast to coast are lamenting, "If I just take my clothes off enough times, maybe I'LL win an Oscar too".

Diablo Cody: Real name: Beth Schwartz

You should see this fuckin' dog without Oscar makeup:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diablo_Cody

She makes me think of nothing but cereal. I diggum. They're grrrrrreat.

Good thing the Oscars weren't 3 days ago and this sincere hottie (make-up or sans make-up) got passed over in the weblog (fuck the term blog, I hate that word) world.

I am shocked at how well received a teen pregnancy movie turned out to be. The Academy dicks were too afraid to give Marty Scorcese an award because his films were too violent. Like his films turn people into mass murderers. Like Juno will make Jamie Spears go get pregna.......nevermind.

second, douche bags!!!!!!

In a more perfect world, strippers would be admired and honored for skill at their complex profession, and there would be no need for them to aspire to anything else. Meanwhile, until that day comes, the tale of Diablo Cody and her startling ascent to the cinematic Olympus shall loom over the consciousness of peelers and non-peelers alike much in manner of a giant pterodactyl, or Godzilla stomping Tokyo...

In a more perfect world, strippers would be admired and honored for skill at their complex profession, and there would be no need for them to aspire to anything else. Meanwhile, until that day comes, the tale of Diablo Cody and her startling ascent to the cinematic Olympus shall loom over the consciousness of peelers and non-peelers alike much in manner of a giant pterodactyl, or Godzilla stomping Tokyo...

I bet that Oscar has been inside her vagina.

also, why don't strippers look like her more often?!?!?! there should be a law that they have to be AT LEAST that hot!

Izzat yer Oscar or are ya just glad to see me? Just kiddin... gimme da Oscar. mMmMm his head is sooo smooth...

ITS TRUEEEEEEEEEEE !
@19. Peppi
""I don't think this was an ORIGINAL screenplay there is South Korean movie called "Jenny, Juno" (2005) which has the same storyline.""

written and directed by Kim Ho-joon.....

THAT BITCH.....

Juno sucked.

Juno sucked.

I'm going to say it again:
Juno sucked

Mammary Mecca??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mammary Mecca??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kissing the head of Oscar? Call me when she can swallow him whole.

#20 is correct. Diablo hails from Lemont, Illinois, a very posh suburb south of Chicago. I don't know if she's trying to pawn herself off as a poor white kid, but if she is, she's full of it.

As for fellating the Oscar, it's not particularly shocking in this day and age, and it's not really "out there".

she's SO not indie and has 0 street cred with those bag tats. ew.

I hear she is so fucking happy she won an Oscar...that she is going back on the "exotic dancing" circut...meaning she should soon be performing in a strip club near you...sliding Oscar in and out of her love tunnel like a fucking Oscar-Meyer Wiener...!!!

Poor fucking Oscar...!!!

lol "gushed Charlotte, a busty brunette."
Those Page 6 writers must not have thesauri on their desks. Or

This is a transsexual right?

Really?

Strippers have dreams too?

I always assumed they just... you know... dreamt of licking poles... and one day, they'd climb so far up the stripping ladder that they'd be given the pretty pink pole and get a free boob job with cheap botox thrown in.

Damn you Superfish! Why are you destroying my dreams so?

What a hot woman~! I saw her profile and lots of hot photos on a dating site called ~~~~~~~MeetWealthyBoomer.com~~~~~~~~. Is she dating with sugar daddy?

I never understood pinup tattoos.

Chicks that have pin-up tattoos of chicks = a dyke. I know a few dykes and they all have artwork like this around their homes or on their body.

@41
She actually claims that it's a coincidence and she's never seen the Korean film. In the Korean version the boyfriend was named Juno. Strippers are so clever.

You're all a bunch of assholes, who probably have unread screenplays on that desk of yours that's gathering dust.

To the person(s) of Superficial: you're a fuckin' sexist asshole - I don't care if you're male or female.

Y'all suck, and I'm never coming to this site again. I mean, you're commentary isn't even funny or clever. It's just lame.

@56 = So that means Amy Winehouse = dyke? Hmm.

Fuck this anti-abortion propaganda script. It was probably written by some conservative nut group and they found a silly stripper that they paid to turn it in as her own.

No teenage girl talks like Juno. If Juno would been in her early to mid twenties then it would have been a real good film.

/tried to be tooooo-o hip.

Per a NY Times interview:
"I actually think everything is prostitution. We’re kind of constantly bartering with our dignity in life,” she wrote in an e-mail message after the lunch, adding that she always thought it was hilarious when strippers would draw the line at certain activities. “Same goes for people’s ideas, talents, emotions, etc. There’s a price on everything.”

Translation: VERY interactive lap dances available for the discriminating gentleman!

She may not be perfect to look at, but she's definitely okay. Certainly better than either of the Wachowski brothers. Besides, everyone knows the super-hot strippers give crap lap dances. The sort-of-okay looking ones work way harder for the attention.

#58 I hope your serious about your never coming to this site again cause it saves me from having to tell you to fuck off and go away.

Are you fucking kidding me? BUXOM?

bite me.

I liked Juno and am not afraid to admit it. HOLY CRAP NOW I'M NOT COOL ON THE INTERNETS OH NOES

48, I just drove through Lemont, IL, four days ago, and I'd hardly call it posh. I'd say more like a blue collar/mining/manufacturing town trying to aspire to something better.

#56- I have a bunch of shirts with pinup girls on them... Holy Crap! That makes me a dyke! I lust after women too! Of course, I'm a hetero male... But that does not diminish my dykiness!

What do you mean, "that's not a word?"

I laugh everytime I see someone respond to a caption with "I never heard of her/him."

Yeah, right. Quit trying to be cool, not pretending to know who someone is. If you spend time at celeb sites, you know who they are.

i hope she sticks that where the sun dont shine ........

And gets it on digital camera... :-)

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She z a perfect actress and she has just been a member of the dating site PINKMINGLE.COM .it's said that she z very pop there, lol

Read Candy Girl.
Do your research regarding the Jenny, Juno thing.
Cody is awesome.

"Once upon a time There was this Stripper that came to Hollyweird with just a Stripper pole and a dream"
Lol Yeah real dignified,all glammed up with tacky Tattoo on her arm
Waldo Salt,Pamela Wallace,Callie Khouri,Mario Puzo..etc PLEASE Bannish this douche bag back to the bump and grind house where she came from.Where she belongs.
She is Future trivia question on Jeopardy.

Holy fuck, that's a round face!

Juno sucked.

I was told that she is a great woman. Especially to the people on a STD dating site ==== stdpal.com===. She helped about 20 people who can't afford drug on this site. And she said she will help 50 users on this site this year!

She's hot and smart. That is sexy!

This bitch plagarized that script. She did not deserve that oscar, why the hell would they even consider juno as a nominee?