Feb 21 2008Christina Ricci is world's sexiest elf

FIRST you smegma oozing penis holes

she SCARES me.

SECOND!!!!

chin chin chiiiiiin...chin of fools...

Any one have a close-up on that Tattoo?

fourth omfgz

This chick is so fugly. You could show a movie on her forehead and the tit tattoo....classy lady.

She's the crazy girl who lives in your apartment and always stares at you for too long before saying hi. You don't know if she's friendly or not, and you don't want to know. You often hear loud noises in her apartment, lots of sex and slamming doors. When she wears something skimpy, you nod and say hi, trying to maintain eye contact, then go into your apartment and masturbate. You start to feel bad right in the middle of the last spurt.

Here she is topless...NSFW!

http://www.ricci-queenofrebels.com/Gallery_pics/Tattoo/Christina_Ricci_bird_tattoo03.jpg

I love her so much!!!!!!!!!

She looks pretty. Just saw her profile on millionaire dating site called BillionaireCupid dot com last week. She is writing her blog there.

Black Snake Moan! Must see!!
She's hot, nasty and the musics good too.

you dont understand, she is perfect!!!
I love you christina!!!!!

i like her new look

Gene Simmons has a sex tape.. and, no, not with his wife..

For those of you whose eyes require some bleeding.

This isn't the a site to view it, it's his.... well, you can read the link I imagine...

http://valleywag.com/359336/gene-simmons-lawyer-confirms-sex-tapes-authenticity

damn, she cut alot of weight.

Oh, and #1, troll, you're a loser.

It's less abnormal to want to fuck Britney than Bobbletroll Ricci. Britney's just fat and crazy. Ricci will wait until you fall asleep then burrow into your spine.

Aww c'mon now, I like Reese Witherspoon... even if she does look like a mom.
But she's still a sexy mom.

And here's Charlotte Church out singing Amy Winehouse.. shocker..
Bonus: It's 'beat it'

http://cgi.fark.com/cgi/fark/youtube.pl?IDLink=3415738

k, that's all fuckers. I'm going home to get drunk..

I imagine waking up in the middle of the night, and she's awake too, and...her eyes are glowing.

I like how Reese Witherspoon showed up to the premiere looking like your mom.

Right...like any of our moms look half as hot as her. Jesus, the girl goes casual and wears one untucked shirt and you're writing her off. I would so knock the bottom out of that, even if she were your mom.

And is it just me, or does Christina Ricci get exponentially hotter every year. She was weirdly-attractive in her teens, slutty-attractive in her early-twenties, and she's just plain smoking hot now. Damn!!!

I liked her better when she weighed more and had that ginormous rack.

And, when did she get married?

Together, Christina and Reese are scary. Two petite hyperintense pointy-chinned psychos with huge eyes that don't blink often enough. But I'm glad that Christina finally found some meth that worked for her and a nice same-old same-old sellout stylist. She was never going anywhere as a chunky counterculture arthouse actress.

Man, I'd lick that little mole right off of her. :)

I don't think she's married.

99% of all tattoos are absolutely pure crap and are positive proof of the straight-out-of-the-trailer park origins of those sporting them. This especially true of this particular stencil job.

By the way, the other 1% are even worse.

Thank you.

Is Auntie Kryst a MAN?

Huge fucking cow eyes: check.
Round face: check.
Slutty disposition: check.
A little doughy: check

Hmmmm.... sign me up! NOT.

ewww whats that thing in riccis side look like copy of melani grifin !!!!
that ricci sure made some god surgery

@25 Yes I am a man, who the fuck are you? I'm also an American, a voter, drunk, and I take shits bigger than you.

@18 Wait up Whore, don't drink alone!

Very beautiful. She's done well for herself and continues to build a solid and very respected acting portfolio.

Your fans support you Christina!

She can unwrap my package anytime...

Shes very skinny again.
Eating disorder anyone?

24. That's just, like, your opinion man.

She looks like an east european prostitute. Which isn't a bad thing I guess.

No, she does not have an eating disorder. Christina has done very well for herself by eating healthy and properly, as well as continuing to excersise daily for a well defined, desired body shape.

Your fans support you Christina. Keep it up!

i like her titties, yep

@24 tatoo's are permanent, your still a tiger..........nothing has changed.

"No, she does not have an eating disorder. Christina has done very well for herself by eating healthy and properly, as well as continuing to excersise daily for a well defined, desired body shape."

hahahahahaha! good one!

no, seriously, is it an eating disorder or drugs? the obvious guess is drugs.

It's not drugs nor an eating disorder. Christina has always avoided the heavy use of any hard substance and would never pop pills in an attempt to stay slim and in great shape. A focused mind toward healthy eating and daily excersise can help maintain a well rounded figure well into the late stages of ones life.

Christina is a prime example of how eating healthy and staying fit will do, not only to one's figure but also self esteem.

hey, Superficial Writer? don't hate on reese. usually i think your sexism is funny (even though im a girl) but just because reese isnt showing every inch of her body (like the whore christina ricci) she still looks put together and naturally beautiful.
it's all very funny until you diss miss witherspoon. . .then it gets personal.

Tattoo+Human Skin = Dumb Fuck

I liked Ricci better when she had a little meat on her bones.

She was amazing between 17-23, after that all the bad tattoos/breast reduction/bad haircuts she's just completely hit the wall.

I don't even like big breasts, but hers were hypnotic.

ps big foreheads are sexy.

#32

No, that is an universally known fact. That's right, universal.

I mean even on fucking Pluto they know tattoos are for cretins.

#36

I have no idea what you are trying to say, but thank you for playing.

What? I think Reese looks absolutely stunning.

Hey, no problem! Thankfully Pluto's not part of our universe anymore.

"Christina has always avoided the heavy use of any hard substance"

hahahahahahaha! Another good one!

heavy and hard, baby, that's the way Christina likes...everything.

#45

The universe is most commonly defined as everything that physically exists. Ergo, there is not "our" universe and some "other universe".

Pluto is no longer considered a planet, but it is most certainly in the universe.

And Heywood Jablome is rocking some righteous tattoos, I'll bet.

Stomach stapled.

what do you mean - Reese looks cute!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Thankfully Pluto's not part of our universe anymore.
HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That guy is GREAT!!! I hope he come here EVERY day!!

I love Christina Ricci, she's so cute!

she looks like an angry fuck. the kind of girl that while giving you head would flick one of your balls, you know...just mean and nasty. i likey. sex ain't sex til someone's bleeding.

It's too bad she's trying to become Paris Hilton's "mini-me".
When she was all curvy and raven she had something.
Not major movie roles, but something.

#22 Two petite hyperintense pointy-chinned psychos with huge eyes that don't blink often enough.

Brilliant

@47 Nope, not a one. But, I'm sure your hatred of tatoo's stems from your mothers countless skin canvas expressions!

fearsarewishes, what are you doing friday night?... I was thinking maybe... you know, we could hang out, catch a movie...

That fucking tattoo on her tit ruins everything for me! Grrrrhhhh!

Christina Ricci looks like one of the blockheads in the "Gumby and Pokey" cartoons, and Reese, weird name, looks like Gumby's mom.

#54

Jesus Fucking Christ. It is spelled tattoos, not tattoo's. Motherfucking imbecile.

#54

Sure thing. Let me know if you can scrape together all $10.

Oh, I forgot to mention that my favorite "Gumby and Pokey" cartoon is when they all make cookies together, including the Blockheads - AKA Christina Ricci, and then they all fall through to the other side of the oven. It is soooooooooooooo cute!

@26

Way to break out a NOT. NOT!

Who the fuck are you, Zack Morris? NOT!

Go fuck yourself. NOT! Wait a second..... yes, go fuck yourself.

mmm.She is beautiful all the time. . Her album is the most popular one at the celebrity and millionaire dating site named"SearchingMillionaire.com"

Hahahaha McBeef that was funny. NOT!!! Actually it really was..

Screw you guys...I'm goin home!

I wouldn't mind some of that Keebler elf's fudge on my cookie.

SuperFish, I have to agree with you. She looks really good here.

What's amazing is how she looks like a Eurasian mix in some of the photos, like white mixed with Filipino or Japanese. Anybody else see that?

just turn the lights off and slip it in

just turn the lights off and slip it in

Damn, sorry!

All she needs is some creepy grey contact lenses to be perfect. I really dig the mummy look.

Just to think that some disgusting scalliwag had his hands all over her titties when he inked that ugly tattoo on her, makes me not want to touch her even with the Super Fish Dude's dick.

shes anorexic, shes said so before, and that is something you dont ever fully get over, even when maintaining a normal doughy appearance. so yup- thats the weight fluctuation for ya

I'm glad to see she is covering that huge f***ing forehead

Needs more malignant looking moles. blah.

Her chest priorities should be:

1. Remove disgusting fleshy mole growth
2. THEN get huge, carnie titty tattoo

But hey, that's just me.

Why do they always ruin their looks with damn tattoos

Reese looks a million times better

I just want to do blow until I poop out my lower intestine, rub it on her face, barf, and marry her. I saw her in person once..she hated me. But I think we can work through it...I know we can.

I think she looks awesome, and i love the dress. she just looks better and better every time i see her.

She is beautiful. I like her dress. I will find one to my fiancee who is meet on one big hot club bbwconnect.com. There are many beautiful girls and hot guys. If you want to find many friends or relationship.... . You can try it now! Good luck to you!

Binky :Took a few daze off. Did I miss anything ? Will they still let me into 'Teddy's' ? (Promotional consideration will be considered- Vicki Iseman take a number)
Cliff Notes : You're losing your edge Bink. You have to keep up. News is a' happnin'. You bailed quite a while.
Binky : Oh come on. I haven't seen this woman since the 'Munsters'. Wasn't she 'Eddie'? Or Lurch ? Something Goth. Everything remains the same Cliff.
Cliff Notes : It was Addams Family Bink.
Binky : Sorry Cliff. But every time I hear Addam's Family that song kicks in:
"The Adams Family started.
When Uncle Fester farted.
And now they are retarded.
The Adams Family.
Da Da Da Da DAA. - Cha Cha
Unfortunately don't remember anything else about the show/movie. Cha
This poor gal has been type-cast. Cha.
( as they say in the industry) Da Da Da Da DAA. - Cha Cha"
Cliff Notes : You're no 'herbiefrog' with the haiku Bink.

Voting out Yao Man and voting in George Bush.
America - Fuck ya !!~

I just can't get past the image that one stupid movie put in my head of her growing up to look like Rosie O'Donnell. I see her future, and it's worse than that pic of Brit at 30.

reese looks kinda lane bryant catalogue-y, but she's got the natural pretty that shines regardless of the lack of boobs-hanging-out.

It's the short hair. She never used to look as elf like with her long hair...

When you have a long face and long hair you look like a horse. When you have a short face and short hair, you look like an elf.

So caught a bit of 'the debate'.
And apparently they're not sure if they can talk to the new Cuban regime until they talk stressfully about human rights in Cuba.
Say guy/gals! How about Gitmo, waterboarding, the rendition thing or the Abu Ghraib torture?
CNN seems to have missed that one.
The 'most trusted political panel - 360 special coverage'
Out.
You can't make this stuff up.
All I have to do is show up !!!

Where's that hairdresser guy from 'No Country for Old Men' or Rambo when you need them ?

It's "Little Miss Big Forehead"
Yeah....work them bangs.

The Pentagon can hit the satellite in space traveling 1200 kilometers or so a second but don't have have clue how to stop a jet liner crashing into their own building - killing hundreds of their brothers and sisters - after getting two hours notice. Ummm...Say.... Priorities guys. Priorities...wish you had have a NORAD type thing...it IS costing billions...etc...cash...
- Hey !!! Wait a sec 'Pentagon'.. Christine Ricci dyed her hair !!
( Like who are these people still working there? Even Dilbert gets a bit of a pulse from 'the office'...etc..) Is this their job ad :
We see hundreds of our staff murdered.
But won't ask any questions.
The Pentagon
(free parking)
Cliff Notes : Fucking amazing Bink. Hairdressers? Hairdressers and hair colorers? Did she go red ?
Binky : Sibel Edmonds knows where the Clairol is - but no press in the US will let her talk...well ok....outside of Dallas.

#24-Fuck you.

Tit tat. LOL

Yeah I agree with all the other guys that have already posted it. She looked better before when she was thick. Not to say that she doesn’t look good now, just well you know.

#88 -#90 ..

Any comments on 9/11 ?

(Are these people new ?)

so fucking hot

How about you #92 ?

Gr8 in the last hour or so - the Dallas paper requires registration before they will show the story.
Nothing to see here.
Sing it Willie !
Sing it.

so hot!!

Her head reminds me of a dinner plate. A big frickin round dinner plate. If she ever blew me I'd have to tape a placemat on her scalp and hold some utensils next to her ears to get off. Mmmmm...

Take a look at Willie's face at the very end of that clip.
Willie knows. Support him. Remember.
Nearly everyone else is missing .
Remember.

Reese Witherspoon is standing there like, 'Who the fuck is this homeless girl and how'd she get clean clothes? She must be one of those sick losers from the Make-a Wish Foundation. God I can't wait to walk away from her; don't touch me!'

D Richards ( Chef) Any comments on 9/11 ?

Good God. Any chick with just one hooker looking tatoo on her tit, shows what a dumb ass whore she is and also someone with no class.

If you are going to get a tatoo, get 10 or 20 and look cool. One tatoo just makes you look CHEAP.

Same for you # 100. Inside job ?
Speed it up guys/gals - I've got things to do.

No comments....Rock on America.
For those of you keeping score at home :
'Take a look at Willie's face at the very end of that clip.
Willie knows. Support him. Remember.
Nearly everyone else is missing .
Remember.'
Sincerely - 'Binky' ( your internet pal)

Your internet pal (tm)
Sorry if there's been some sort of confusion. Etc.

There is nothing trashier than a tit tattoo. Why on earth would anyone ruin a perfectly good titty with a shitty looking tattoo?

'Take a look at Willie's face at the very end of that clip Joe C.
Willie knows. Support him. Remember.
Nearly everyone else is missing .
Remember everyone else.'
And in other news - did you see what happened to the US embassy today in Belgrade ?
Just wondering...etc...in case anybody ...'caught it'... as they say in the TV viewing industry...
It's almost as if America doesn't command the same respect any more....
Wonder why ..?
Any comments Joe C ?

Inside job #104 ?

@15,

Listen, frists are fair game here. And you aren't even in our club.

I don't think I'm even in it.

In other news:

Binkster(C): Glad to see you are keeping up on world events.

Binks,

There's alot of new ones today.

What is the TV viewing industry?

She finally realized she needs to cover that massive forehead of hers with some bangs! She is one of my favorite actresses, but I think I preferred her when she had a little more meat on her bones; now she looks like a starving bird. She was much prettier with some curves (though not when she was full-bloat). She needs to find a happy medium.

#107 Cheers. World events ? Try mass murder, torture, genocide, and a bit of 'Shock and Awe' on New York, New York.
The city that doesn't sleep babe. Bomb 'em, Shock and awe. Tell them there're awake. Then attack anywhere (tm)
That seems to have the sheep in line in the good ol' USA !!
How's my quack Ducky ?

# 109 Rene - the big forehead didn't make me forget 9/11 -
although my sources are saying her hair may have been an inside job.
Comments ?

Sure, Binks, I've got a comment regarding 9/11; or as I like to refer to 9/11: Celebration -- it was an 'inside' job performed by . . . Australian Aborigines!

Ay, mate?!

Wake up America. 9/11 was an Inside Job.
Unfortunately many people may have to die before you can take back your country.
And your best guys are over fighting overseas - and dancing - for Israel and the 'Dancing Israelis', 'Urban Moving Systems' , 'Dominic Suter' - and the Rothschild/Rockefeller type thing etc.
They are the one's who attacked you America !! Google 'Urban Moving systems"
It's the 21st Century. Wake up !! Remember 'Civilization' ?
The world knows ! Who benefits from the attacks ?
If someone tells you that you have to go overseas to kill someone - kill them.
There should be no more wars. Killing people just shouldn't cut it nowadaze
Whoever is causing them should be wiped out ASAP.

Don't really think me and the Jersey Girls get that one (Richards Inside a rectum)
Or are you a troll ?
How about free fall collapse speed, molten metal in the ruins etc ?
Got anything reality based ?

Reese Witherspoon is freaking hot! I bet her face can make one very happy. I definatley would be, do her anytime. Hell yeah.

nice he have style !

OMG, so attractive, i saw her blog with hot pictures on multiraciallove.com It is sincere and attractive. every one needs something new. So do those famous stars who also tried to seek some hot guys for interracial relationship or joy. Nice to enjoy how raze they are. LOL.

She looks better with bigger boobs. Her bones aren't jutting forward, pressing against her skin, so she's definitely no skeleton. Just a pretty girl who got old fast and whose boobs shrank when she got healthy.

The tat makes her look like Jaime Pressley level trailer trash though. PBR FTW.

The common "sleeping masses" have nary a clue as to the what the elites have in store for us all. They seem to think that just as every day they can remember, the sun shall surely rise. Imagine the shock in early days when after a giant volcanic eruption from many miles away the sun was obscured by dense debris in the sky. Imagine the change in weather and food production and starvation from such phenomena. The sun did not arise the same.
Imagine the sun setting for Americans as they are paying escalating prices for oil and then every commodity dependent upon oil. You know, food and phamaceutical and clothing etc. That shrinking dollar.
Hey does anyone know about the Federal Reserve? Zionism and the Talmud? The preponderance of sex slavery and the persistence of wars? Ahhh the wars! Now there is Big Business!!!
Who really funded communism and Hitler and Napolean and the American Civil War? ON and on and on.
Wake up idtiots! (It is far too late for most of us, alas there is not enough energy nor the infrastructure for "useless eaters".
(Damn conspiracy Freaks. Everything is as they tell us sheep)

@112 I concur. It was one giant boomerang, coupled with the subterranean sound vibrations generated from the mother of all didgeridoos.

Yick, look at Reese. Why didnt she bring a tray of cookies with her to the god damn premiere?

At least Ricci looks fuckable, the kind of girl you give a bump of coke to in a bar and then she's bobbing in no time

#120. And salties! Those massive crocs applied telekinesis to remotely use box cutters to slash those pilots' necks!

Bloomin' onions are to blame as well. I'm just not sure how yet, but I'll make something up and then slide them in to the conspiracy.

Binks,

Your quack is too legit to quit.

@122 Don't forget the real giveaway. All the Aussies stayed at home that day. Paul Hogan, the bald dude from Midnight Oil, Elle McPherson, Mel Gibson, and Jacko; none of them came into work! CONSPIRACY!

Bazooms and bug eyes. Two thumbs up!

Yeah laugh losers. Your government is spying on you and they want all our livestock and next us to have RFID implants. Starvation will be hitting the world soon. Monstrous prices for oil. Food prices astronomical. We are losing soils much faster than they are being replaced. Earth is drying up and water is going to be something harder to come by thus agriculture will suffer horrendously. Tree species are dying. Global warming and the loss of ice and by the way retards, 95% of all fresh water is in the form of ice.
Again so much to look forward to! You people do not remember what Mussolin said? Corporatism is fasicm?
Um, are you aware of the Trilateral Commision and the Bilderbergers. Yeah I know we have know idea of what they are talking about cuz they are closed door (conspiracy) discussion. And of course NAFTA which more than anything else in recent history has ruined this country for us the middle class and poor.
Have a nice day and don't worry til it's too late assholes.
Have fun and laugh at the canaries in the coal mines.

So nice to know my troll (#1) is not only a douche bag for being excited about being first but is also fascinated by penises.

@126
"losing soils" "and the loss of ice and by the way retards" "Mussolin" "know idea" "cuz they are closed door". Dude the Zionists are corrupting your grammer! CONSPIRACY!

Oh what I'd do with some E.L. Fudge and her naked ass.

don't really agree with you on this one, sorry. Reese looks comfortable, pretty and happy whereas poor Ricci's had the Dr. 90210 treatment go bad - her nose job is off to one side a la Steven Tyler and it appears that she can only move the right side of her face. In addition, that arched back, "look at my tits, LOOK at them pose" is pretty pathetic. Choosy women prefer to select the person they show their tits to!

Ricci and Witherspoon in ATTACK OF THE ROUNDHEADS!

Is it just me or does Reese Witherspoon look like the baby from that old show Dinosaurs?

She makes my Blacksnake moan.

I liked Christina Ricci better when she was a busty indie film queen. Her new parishiltonesque persona annoys the hell out of me. And she *really* needs her old rack back to be easy on the eyes. Her anorexic look loos just plain weird.

And yes, I'm not crazy about the tattoo, either

Look people - this girl, Portman and Knightly are ALL ALIEN HYBRIDS. The government is slowly but surely pushing these hybrids into Hollywood and media to get the masses used to the alien/human hybrid BIG EYES, little nose, little mouth, BIG HEAD, skinny body with a long neck look.
Watch Close encounters of the 3rd kind people. I'm not nuts.
These girls look like real life anime characters - this mess IS NOT NATURAL OR NORMAL!

she was cuter and hotter when she was chubby

I remember her from Casper

I sure would like to see some forehead on forehead action between the two of them!
I hear if'n you rip one of the heads off one of these critters, you can pick um' up by the armpits an' fuck the neck, makes it all squishy like!
(assuming you've removed all upper vertibrea)

Christina Ricci is world's sexiest elf , she is so nice and her hot pics has been uploaded to pinkmingle.com ,there r a lot of her fans..lol

hey, this is not bad.
but that tat on her tit is bad. pity poor sod who sipped on some ink while bitting her nip.

Ever seen "Buffalo '66?" She looked hot in that with her big titties and nice round ass... The tattoo is trailer trash looking; I'm sorry to see she did that to herself. By the way, Mexico has weapons of mass destruction!

she was pretty fat, she is pretty skiny, shes always beutiful!!!
Reese Witherspoon is grany.