Christina Aguilera makes Ellen glad to be a lesbian

first?

HAHAHA you're funny. I wish I was a guy.

She was supposed to whip those puppies out if she really wanted Ellen to be a happy lesbo.

First!!

those are ridiculously large. she could feed ten babies.

NO BIG BOOB DEAL!

CHRISTINA WENT UNDER THE KNIFE AND GOT IMPLANTS.

if ellen is still with portia de rossi, then i doubt she's a boob girl.

I'm a young woman, and straight, but I have to admit that I would go to bed with her in a heart-beat. No man can compare to THAT.

WHAAAAT THE FUKC TRASHHHY HOE

Why is her nose darker than the rest of her?

...

Why am I looking at her nose?

For some reason I have this desire to have a big glass of milk with my lunch today..

those are Halley Berry-esque

Boing!

I got nothing to say here. She looks like a happy mother...A happy whore of a mother to a bastard. Ahh there we go, better.

So very thirsty....

Those are some decent fun bags......

.

Fake boobs suck!!

I'd motorboat the hell out of those........

You Motorboating son of a bitch!!!!

Meh. I suppose they'd be sexier if they weren't FAKE.

Meh. I suppose they'd be sexier if they weren't FAKE.

fake or not - i would still like to put my peepee in between them.

@13- you forgot the r..

When will the writer's strike end? I'm tired of reruns.

#10-
It's a bruise from jogging.
Wow. Tittays are what make the world go 'round, to quote the homeless guy at the Metro...I think they want out. The clown faced bigfoot kid is going to be one huge mouthed, smiling little bugga.

She must be a fan of The Superficial. She read that Jordan was having a breast reduction and thought, damn!, I need those! Say what you will about her her boobs (like she crack any man's skull that get in that cleavage), but she's frugal!

Those are some massize breasts. Pregnant, purplish sand-dollar sized nipples! Hot!

Frist?! I know your pussy's wet. It's okay: touch it.

Those are spectacular......

#27 Obsessed much? I thought I told you to get help!!

@14 - Do you even know what a bastard is?? Here's a vocabulary lesson for you:

Bastard = a person born of unmarried parents...

So that would mean that since she is MARRIED (to the father of her child - thus proving that she is not a whore) her child would not be considered a bastard...

moron.

you're just mad because she JUST had a baby and is still waaaaay hotter than you!

Why are most of the girls on here so damn JEALOUS of another woman who has bigger breasts? Christina looks hot. Too bad the other women on here are blessed with what I imagine to be Vienna-sausage nipples and not the knockers of X-tina ;)

#28 well put!
Those ARE spectacular.

Those are only after one?!? I gotta start impregnating post haste!

#30
Stacie? Where's my buffalo wings?

Look you fuckers, stop making fun of me. Just because I have a Jew nose, hairy back, bad teeth, a beer gut, and bad breath, DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO CALL ME "SASQUATCH."

I prefer the term "Yeti".

Thank you.

How convenient for her to have a baby.... she can use that as an excuse to have everyone stare and drool at her mammaries... mmmmmmmmm.

Hehehe.
#31 you aren't looking to make friends on here, I guess. :)
Seriously, there are A LOT of negative comments on here...seemingly because she got those whoppers.
Hey, if Lex Steele or Shane Diesel were on here with their wankers out, I wouldn't wriite "hater comments." Maybe it's a guy thing.

#35-I so take offense at your comment. Meet me at my Matterhorn at 3pm, I'm so going to eat you.

They're ugly -- as a woman I would never have such ridiculously large implants. She's verging on looking like Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife. And no, this is not jealousy. I just think too much is too much.

THANK YOU CHRISTINA FOR NOT WEARING THE READ LIPSTICK!! .. SHE LOOKS HOT..HOPEFULLY I'LL LOOK HOT AS HER AFTER HAVING A BABY.. CONGRATS!

They are amazing.

#39, there are implants in there (somewhere), but that's BABY. She didn't just get implants....they grew to that size.
mmmmm, the miracle of life.

#39 -- Yes her boobs are fake but they weren't this large before. Do you know why they are so large now than before?? Thats because she was pregnant and had a baby.. As a women you of all people should know...RETARD

Yep, Christina has had breast implants for quite a while now (5 years?). Breast implants + motherhood = extra huge knockers.

I've got three words to describe those....

De Li Cious

FRIST!! What's dick dick's deal?

and 31- you forgot the 8.

#23 Office Whore, that was FUNNY!!!

you can't breastfeed with implants.

Sorry toolboy... I'm not Stacie, so no buffalo wings for you :( hee hee

She needs a pearl necklace to go with those tities.

Man,
I have to set a couple things straight here people, since I consider myself a tit expert.

1. Yes, you can breastfeed wtih boobs, whether you get them above (cheap) or below (expensive) the chest muscles.

2 And yes, they are ABSOLUTELY fake. She used to be flat as a board, size b, MAYBE. Now I know tits get big when you have a kid, but only so much, and they dont get that big, especially since she was walking around like that when she was 4 months in, the human body does not need to start producing milk by then people.

Holy Milk Jugs Batman!

#48, umm yes you can breastfeed with implants...I have a friend who does.
AND I am sure alot of these comments are coming from people who thought pregnant women were gross and are the first to stare at them when they are pushing a stroller and looking friggen hot!!! SHAME ON YOU!! Yes, the haters are usually women who have push up bras and no man or one who likes knockers like those...and they have NONE!!

I'd say something lame like I wish I was her baby, but I'd rather be her douchbag husband so I could play with and suck on those mammoth massive mammaries. Delectable Delights. Big Boobs. Heavenly Hooters. *drool*

#18 - Or you can find two big rocks, put them together, and try motorboating that - either way you'll get a black eye and a chipped tooth. She's obviously on her second set of implants. She was an A cup before her first set and there is no way they would grow very much during pregnancy.

@30 You mean that spic is married to that heeb? That was like waaaayyyy IMMATURE of me to assume they were not married. I had no idea, thanks for clarifying. I'm sure when you READ my note you registered a "oh no he idn't!" Did I get a snap too? Anywaaaaayyyyy didn't mean to "hate" on married couples. I really didn't know, hence the bastard comment. Thanks for the correction and I appreciated the vocabulary lesson. Now go back to the kiddie table, the grown-ups want to chat.

@34, good one thanks.

GOT MILK ?

MMMMM

WHO WANTS A MILKSTACHE RIDE?

~420~

My wife went up two cup sizes, from a nice C to huge DDs. So yeah...they can get that big. People are stupid.

Then they deflated down to C- (half grade taken off due to stretch marks)

Tig-ol'-bitties!

#8 Anna

Yikes! I cannot imagine eating the pussy cat. There is nothing like a sausage and women do not have sausage. She got implants, got pregnant, and gained weight. I do not understand why people make a big deal out of cosmetic surgery. She looks like a porn star with her unnatural looking blonde air, heavy makeup, and implants.

Mommy, why does your milk tastes like silicone and clown makeup?

I was barely a C cup when I got pregnant.... then they got bigger, then bigger, had the baby... and then huge-mungous when I started to breastfeed. Very large, painful at times, and almost 10 times the size one would expect. At one point I said to a friend of mine, 'I think they've gotten as big as they are going to get'. She saw me a few days later and laughed. Not quite there. Not long after, I had bazoongas. It was pretty awesome, but now... somewhat like Donkey Ass' wife... they are Cs, but not as perky.

she is ugly behind all of that base and contouring bronzer, bimbo weave, saline and new fat and milk glands.
her body will age not so well as she is shaed like a pear and prob has never been to the gym.
she has a rat face and bowed legs

if you like her voice or music you are stupid and not in my social class.

she is ugly behind all of that base and contouring bronzer, bimbo weave, saline and new fat and milk glands.
her body will age not so well as she is shaed like a pear and prob has never been to the gym.
she has a rat face and bowed legs

if you like her voice or music you are stupid and not in my social class.

"Cuz I am beautiful, no matter what they say..."
C'mon she just had a baby.

She is possibly one of the ugliest women alive without makeup:

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Oh, I knew there is baby boobage involved; I do read this site several times a day, after all. I just forgot to mention the baby part in my previous comment. Doesn't change the fact that implants + baby = ridiculous beachballs.

Also, whenever I leave comments here, I have always been polite and never called anyone names, so I'd appreciate it if you fucktards who love to flame people would do the same. (I just changed my commenting policy.)

The implants certainly make her breasts bigger than normally would when post-pregancy.

Her husband is a lucky bastard.

@68 Ig you fucking reta...Oh sorry I didn't read your policy. Mea culpa.

When they deflate it WILL get ugly abd saggy. Probably end up drooping around her knees...nasty crusty nipples. What a tacky spic.

Good lord! I didn't know they made implants that huge anymore. Ellen must one of those who likes silicone. A LOT.

I'm would like to reassure #53 that as a male, I find any lady who is already hot remains just as hot while pregnant. have never had the chance to do a pregnant girl that I know of, but I so totally would, over and over. and yeah, then I'll stare too after the baby's out. I like to be well-rounded about these things.

Big fake tits are ugly. She spent all that money on her tits and look at what she got for it. The ugliest husband in the world.

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She's a completely pathetic person. For someone with such great talent, she sure doesn't think much of herself as a person if she has to present herself as such a whore all the time. Get some help with your daddy issues, Christina. And by the way honey, your kid's nothing special - they all look, shit and puke exactly the same.

63. people like boobs

Good luck trying to get these people to believe you. Most of them think only unattractive parts of a woman can get bigger naturally.

Um, I'm sorry but half silicone and half breast milk = not that sexy.

How stupid are you people who think she has a boob job! She had a BABY and she always had big breast. Don't call her a whore because she's fucking lucky to have that rack!

Why does she look like a confused blow-up doll in 90% of her pictures? And #79, just because her boobs got bigger as a result of pregnancy doesn't mean she didn't already have implants, like someone said earlier, she used to be like a B cup when she first started out.

@#14- Don't worry. I think everyone except #30 got the joke.

Her boobs are fake.

i think that christina is simply perfect..beautiful face..body..and most of all..a beautiful voice..FOR ME she is the sexiest person in show business..and i don't know why alot of people care whether she has inplants or not..she still looks beautiful..and bdw just for d record..im a girl..and i am sooo not jealous (as you can see from the msg i left)..why is it that when u see a picture of someone u ALWAYS want to comment on the FLAWS or if you see a pic of xtina and her big titties it becomes like a questionnaire: do you think she had inplants or not??"..come on give these people a break..u hate them..but you still listen to their music and watch their movies..they succeeded much more than u did..and success is the biggest revenge =)

Her delight with her massive tits will change to sheer horror when she stops nursing the brat.

They will deflate and droop to her belly button. And to add insult to injury, they will be covered in vile, untreatable stretch marks.

But at least she has the money to get them overhauled via (more) plastic surgery.

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Does anyone else find it funny that she wouldn't confirm her pregnancy "because she just isn't that type of girl", but she'll go on "Ellen" and go on and on about penis balloons and her sex life with her husband while wearing a dress that accentuates her chest?
Media. Whore.

IMPLANTS + Pregnancy/milk=BIG BOOBS
Why is she pretending they are ALL HERS???

TOO BAD THEY ARE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!

I wouldnt trade my naturally perky C's for those FAKE tits for nothing!

It doesn't matter if you get married or have a kid, some people will always be tacky.

i cant wait when the news reports her baby somehow getting lost in the vast valleys that is her boobs.

Those could feed an entire jolie household.

Those could feed an entire jolie household.

christina is an ugly britney-wannabe! she is not attractive, or in any way appealing, at all! britney spears is always going to be hotter and way more attractive than christina no matter what's going on in her life! i happen to know britney is looking great these days and she is taking dance lessons and will be embarking on a massive world tour that will take her back to the top of the charts where she belongs! also, ellen is a much bigger britney fan than a christina fan!

Britney is far sexier. Christina wears alot of makeup and always does weird things with her hair. Britney's wholesome and she looks like a sexy version of the girl next door. Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba are the sexiest women in the world to me, but Britney comes in third. Christina really isn't sexy.

Christina looks even skankier than ever. I still say Britney is better looking.

I know both Christina and Britney had breast work done, but Britney kicks Christina to the curb because she's one of the hotties of our generation. Christina can only pray to be nearly as scorching hot as Britney.

Oh, man....she is so freaking hot!! (Christina I mean...not Ellen) She can make any lesbian glad to be lesbian!! She can make and straight woman gay!! She can make any gay man straight!! God, she has gotten so hot over the years!! And stop all the Britney shit, because that idiot doesn't even have a prayer anymore!!

Lots of guys still think Britney's hotter.

I sure as hell find Britney alot sexier than Christina only because she's natural and we all know Christina's "milk guns" were surgically enhanced several times, even before she had the baby, while Britney's are 100% real. You can just tell. Britney also don't be needing makeup and plastic surgery in order to be as beautiful as she is. Brit's the last true natural beauty of our time.

51: When a woman gets pregnant, her breasts start getting bigger right away. I can't tell you how many bras I went through during and after my pregnancy. My breasts were at least as big as hers, if not bigger, when I was breastfeeding. I highly doubt she's had implants. She was always skinny and small, as far as I can remember.

Christina is looking not so bad lately, but Britney's really starting to hot up once again. Christina, be warned!

#101. "Christina is looking not so bad lately, but Britney's really starting to hot up once again. Christina be warned!"

Uh...are you out of your friggin' mind, dude?!?!?! You have to be gay, or plain old nuts, if you honestly think that rag doll, Britney Spears, is hotter than Christina Aguilera! True, back in 2001 they were both kind of going neck-in-neck as far as sex appeal and they were both outhotting each other...but for the past four years, there's no comparison anymore! In the end, Christina won out, because she always looks good and she doesn't act like a freaking loonytoon just so the media will keep talking about her! Christina relies on talent and class, while Britney relies on being a human circus because the only resource she could rely on she will never be able to get back! See, back then, Britney just had her looks...now she has nothing! Whereas Christina has her looks, but she also has talent to back it all up! She's the entire package! And if Britney is "so much hotter" than Christina, than answer me this...why is it that according to FHM magazine alot of guys are thinking of Christina as the sexiest woman alive, while Britney was recently named one of the UNsexiest women alive by Maxim last year? Most men-most SANE men-don't think a woman who shaves her head and puts her children at risk to the point of losing custody of them and repeatedly shows her filthy private parts to the world in any way sexy! That is why all us SANE men consider Christina to be the much sexier of the two! And I consider myself a pretty sane guy, and I consider all my buddies to be pretty sane guys as well, and we all agree that Christina Aguilera is the reigning sex goddess!

#102: Um...wrong. At their 'hay day' Britney was way hotter, and still is. Christina looks fake all over: hair, face, ass...yada yada. Britney's looked the same, pretty much, her entire career. Mental state has little to do with the look, buddy. Not saying I'm a sane MAN, but I am a sane WOMAN.

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^^^ Point in fact.

i agree and i'm a dude...a straight dude.britney will always be way hotter, sexier and better looking because christina has never been hot she tries too damn hard with all the makeup and costumes.britney's just natural and could still be superhot even bald, or just lounging around with her hair extentions piled on her head.ask any straight guy.

Britney's still very attractive and sexy, but Christina happens to be alot sexier and more attractive. Christina always outranks Britney on all the sexy lists. And at least Christina's keeping herself on the right track...I just wish she'd cool it with all the makeup and try being more natural, like in the "Save Me From Myself" video, because she truly is a natural beauty. Britney, on the other hand, like I said is still attractive, but nowhere near as beautiful as Christina.

Any guy who ever thought Christina Aguilera is hotter, sexier, or more desirable than Britney Spears has got some serious issues...or is just plain G-A-Y!!!! Britney will always beat Christina, because Christina is an ugly pile of shit who wears more makeup than a tranny, but Britney is natural and even looks hot beyond words when she was bald!

I HOPE CHRISTINA GETS GANG RAPED FOR BEING A WHORE. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CHRISTINA IS A S.L.U.T. CHRISTINA IS A W.HO.R.E. CHRISTINA IS A C.U.N.T. CHRISTINA IS A B.I.T.C.H. I HOPE CHRISTINA DIES FROM AIDS. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CHRISTINA IS A SKANK. I HATE CHRISTINA. I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER.

I think we can all finally draw the seemingly endless Christina-vs-Britney debate to a close because it is apparent from the VMAs that Britney is the prime winner. Christina looks like a middle-aged prostitute while Britney still looks like that wide-eyed virgin we know and love. Christina may be more talented vocally but she will always be second to Britney....actually, Christina is all the way at the bottom of the barrel.

i agree
christina has nice voice
but britney has nice everything
brit knocks christina out in the looks department hands down
christina looks too made up and skanky
britney looks normal and more like a lady should
christina is always trying to outdo britney in some way which could explain her brief but disturbing venture into the 1940s
britney will always win out cause christina can never compare to britney's sexy schoolgirl outfits and dancing half-naked with a snake
christina still has to keep trying because no matter what britney will always be the hottest

There is something special about Christina. She has this glow…she’s funny and sexy at the same time and she's a shapely sexy woman who is not afraid to show her beautiful body. She talks sweet like a little kid but sings like an angel, that's why she's special…she's a legend in Hollywood!

Damn, I just jerked off seeing these pics. Christina’s so sexy.

Love her, she looks great, it’s impossible not to like her. I adore Christina with all my heart... I love her smile:x

I have a curious question. I have a body shape just like Christina's. However my breasts are real not like hers. I know myself, when you have a body shape like this, no matter whether you're pregnant or not, it is very impossible to have breasts that BIG!

Breasts are made of fats, if we're tiny, how do we get so much fat from?

So, my question is does she really feed her baby with those breasts? Because I can assure you that those are implants. How can you feed your baby with implant chemical stuff???