Feb 6 2008Christina Aguilera is post-pregnantly hot
Christina Aguilera made her first post-pregnancy appearance at a West Hollywood Best Buy yesterday. Wow, lactation is awesome. Even better she had a C-section. You know what means, fellas. Huh? Yeah? But, no, seriously, what does it mean? I know nothing about the birthing process. All my dad told me was that a stork shows up and steals your wallet and testicles. Which explains why he attacked a pelican with a broken beer bottle during my first trip to the zoo. Fortunately he set me in the tiger pit beforehand. He even gave me a raw steak to play with. Love ya, Pop.
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Reader Comments
1. mrs.t - February 6, 2008 4:28 PM
Is Heidi Montag lactating, too?
2. deaconjones - February 6, 2008 4:30 PM
FIRST
3. moka - February 6, 2008 4:30 PM
moka rocks
4. crash - February 6, 2008 4:30 PM
fist
5. mw - February 6, 2008 4:30 PM
first!!!
6. mrs.t - February 6, 2008 4:30 PM
So NOW you fix the pics, making my previous comment even more irrelevant than it already was.... guess I'll move on to her resemblance to Lady Bunny.
7. D. Richards (Disgusted.) - February 6, 2008 4:31 PM
Christina looks like such a transexual in this photo.
Goddamn, how does she find the strength to leave her mansion looking like that? I'm so embarrassed for her.
8. Michelle - February 6, 2008 4:32 PM
C-sections=tighter vaginas.
9. bossdj - February 6, 2008 4:33 PM
how come no one ever "sharks" celebrities? As much as people salivate over celeb nip slips you'd think someone would shark a celeb, plead guilty, and take the community service. C'mon citizens get it going!
10. McLoven - February 6, 2008 4:33 PM
Hey Mrs T, YOu comments are never irrelevant..
11. McLoven - February 6, 2008 4:34 PM
Hey Mrs T, Your comments are never irrelevant..
12. ack - February 6, 2008 4:34 PM
i want to scrub her face with some dawn and a brillo pad. i wonder how many i'd have to go thru to hit her skin...
13. meh - February 6, 2008 4:34 PM
I like that she has the Courtney Love sneer in the last two photos.
14. Amber - February 6, 2008 4:35 PM
Too bad all you bitches are jealous because she has bigger boobs than you! ;)
15. Jess - February 6, 2008 4:35 PM
Oh please ...her vag was stretched out with hanging lips a flappin' a long time ago.
16. bigboobies - February 6, 2008 4:35 PM
elected c-sections = not as good for the baby. but i guess you're right #8 - so as long as the vage is still tight, it's okay.
17. Mr.Poon - February 6, 2008 4:35 PM
Her tits are amazing, everything else is irrelevant. If not, your a obviously a fag.
18. CougarTexas - February 6, 2008 4:37 PM
Was Skank.
Is Skank.
Will always be Skank.
With a scar.
19. blah - February 6, 2008 4:38 PM
@14 I think you mean "she has bigger implants than you." Bitch was pretty small before she got the implants, my dear.
20. gotmilk? - February 6, 2008 4:38 PM
she looks ridiculously top heavy in pictures 7-9.... probably regretting those implants now!
21. jesus - February 6, 2008 4:39 PM
14, yeah, that's it... cause there's no hope in this world for women with c cups.
22. McLoven - February 6, 2008 4:39 PM
@14 Amber, does she have bigger boobs than you??
23. blah - February 6, 2008 4:42 PM
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages/christina_aguilera_mag_blond_5_big.jpg
Just as a reminder.
24. Binky - February 6, 2008 4:43 PM
These home electronics places will bring out any and everybody to sell you that rip-off extended warranty.
Was she there singing the small print or what ?
25. lalaland - February 6, 2008 4:44 PM
too bad her face and hair look absolutely horrible! UGH she's HIDEOUS!
26. yeishhh - February 6, 2008 4:47 PM
She looks like Anna Nicole in her beached whale years
27. yeishhh - February 6, 2008 4:48 PM
She looks like Anna Nicole in her beached whale years
28. my comment - February 6, 2008 4:49 PM
She's still cute. So, that's what post pregnancy implants look like.. HUGE.
29. Amber - February 6, 2008 4:49 PM
Hell yes she has bigger boobs than me! Lots of people do :D
30. Nice tits - February 6, 2008 4:50 PM
Nice tits...That is all. The rest scares me a bit...especially as it looks like the doctor may have dropped his sharp instruments on her face during the c-section
31. yukadoozer - February 6, 2008 4:52 PM
Yup. Dem veins 'n stretch marks is purty darn sexxxy.
32. Auntie Kryst - February 6, 2008 4:56 PM
I sort of have the feeling that the only two people in the music department were her and the photographer. Those last two pics looks likes she's screaming "Washers and dryers? Aisle 5...AISLE 5!"
33. stupid - February 6, 2008 4:56 PM
hey FISH. Brit's out of the hospital. Glad you have your montog bullshit going on... and christinas boobs. Sooooooooooooo important!!
duh
34. mike - February 6, 2008 4:58 PM
"You know what means, fellas. Huh? Yeah? But, no, seriously, what does it mean?"
It means she has a nasty red scar that makes you want to look away from what used to be the best part of her.
35. fifi - February 6, 2008 4:59 PM
Ya'll GOTTA see this!!!!
http://www.fakebuddy.com
36. ha - February 6, 2008 4:59 PM
Oh wow, yeah... she had the money to go and have bags of gel surgically implanted into her chest. That's so impressive. Especially once the crusty scar tissue forms around the implants... now that is zexy.
37. McLoven - February 6, 2008 5:02 PM
Amber that is OK, don't be jealous. Small boobs are nice too..
38. KickRocks - February 6, 2008 5:04 PM
...remember the part where the witch doctor sprinkles magic dust on Beetlejuice's head and his head shrinks? I love that part.
39. LM - February 6, 2008 5:04 PM
Geez, what a bunch of haters in here. Give me a break people. She is talented, she is a very loving person. Why on earth do you guys want to attack her? Because she's got everything that you want?
You know, Christina has been around jealousy all of her life, it's so unfortunate. Just because she's beautiful, rich and a good person, people have to attack her. It's terrible.
She is in the new Rolling Stones movie that's coming out in April 2008, front stage with Mick Jagger. She, along with U2, Green Day and several others are on the new album "Instant Karma" A tribute to Darfur. She does a beautiful job of Lennon's song "Mother".
All you haters should just click your way outta here!
40. KKKK - February 6, 2008 5:10 PM
Wow... beutiful # 39 - you made me cry...
And for christina, one word: HOOKER!!!
I am sure your baby will be proud of you
41. KKKK - February 6, 2008 5:10 PM
Wow... beautiful # 39 - you made me cry...
And for christina, one word: HOOKER!!!
I am sure your baby will be proud of you
42. Nathan - February 6, 2008 5:10 PM
Breast implants suck, but comment number 34 rocks.
43. Clem - February 6, 2008 5:14 PM
What's with the Elvis lip?
44. hermit crab - February 6, 2008 5:15 PM
#8
actually c-sections don't equal tighter vaginas. if your vag is as wide as a bowling alley, it will still be as wide as a bowling alley after a c-section. a c-section would just keep it from becoming a freeway.
45. Bob from Accounting - February 6, 2008 5:15 PM
Hi guys, I want to address you guys on the company blog because it seems no one takes the time to actually read my memos. I do not want to be the "bad guy" but the policy is all expense reports have to be filed by the 28th of the following month an expense occurs - no exceptions. I also need the ORIGINAL reciepts, photocopies if you have not figured it our are COPIES. Sorry to rant, but we are getting close to closing this quarter and we could use a little help.
46. What implants? - February 6, 2008 5:16 PM
How long ago did she get implants? I don't remember her having big boobs at all pre-pregnancy at any point. I think it's just the natural consequence. They look gooood. Too bad they'll soon look like sagging, deflated balloons.
47. McLoven - February 6, 2008 5:17 PM
@34 Mike, did your wife have a C section? With a dick as small as yours, I am sure she is still pretty tight!!
48. Hallery - February 6, 2008 5:19 PM
C sections = ugly scar
Vaginal birth and lots of kegels = tighter vagina than before kids
49. jenimac - February 6, 2008 5:21 PM
Wow...she looks fantastic. Milk does the body goooood. You go X-tina !
50. jenimac - February 6, 2008 5:21 PM
Wow...he looks fantastic. Milk does the body goooood. You go X-tina !
51. McLoven - February 6, 2008 5:22 PM
#48 Kegals + no kids = really tight vagina..
52. FRIST!!! - February 6, 2008 5:22 PM
She looks tired..
53. kkkk - February 6, 2008 5:23 PM
#46 I doubt she will breast feed, so, chances are, the boobs will stay the same -
54. Pic Guy - February 6, 2008 5:24 PM
Hot Damn!
55. awesome111person - February 6, 2008 5:26 PM
Is it even possible to breastfeed when you have implants?
56. mamadough - February 6, 2008 5:27 PM
those boobs look hard enough to smash a vase on. that would actually make for a nice afternoon, smashing fine china at her tits.
57. Hallery - February 6, 2008 5:28 PM
#51 Lots of women without kids have big vaginas. It's more of a genetic thing than a childbirth thing.
If you have a vaginal birth and do lots of kegels, you will be fine. Ask my husband!
58. awesome111person - February 6, 2008 5:28 PM
Is it even possible to breastfeed when you have implants?
59. McLoven - February 6, 2008 5:28 PM
What's up FRIST??
60. mamadough - February 6, 2008 5:28 PM
*at=on. fuck.
61. awesome111person - February 6, 2008 5:29 PM
Is it even possible to breastfeed when you have implants?
62. what implants? - February 6, 2008 5:31 PM
#53, I think she probably is breastfeeding. When women don't breastfeed, they give them drugs that dry the milk up. Her boobs wouldn't look like luscious, delectable watermelons if that was case.
63. awesome111person - February 6, 2008 5:31 PM
Fish, fix ya fuckin comments section! Dayum.
64. Ted from LA - February 6, 2008 5:33 PM
All this vagina and breast talk is making me hungry.
65. whatever - February 6, 2008 5:33 PM
@51 - Nice.
@55 - I was wondering the same thing. I'm sure you can, but I can't imagine how painful it must be to have your boobs get even more stretched out with pregnancy on top of implants. I'm sure she'll need additional surgery afterwards to get rid of all the stretchies. Not that she can't afford it.
66. mgmt - February 6, 2008 5:33 PM
Hey Bob in accounting ~ I must say that was effing hilarious dude. Thanks for the laugh.
Oh and Christina rocks
67. jules - February 6, 2008 5:35 PM
HEY #39 I TOTALLY AGREE ~ Christina has more talent in her little pinky toe than anyone (including me)in here. Who cares if her make up is a little much? All you haters are just jealous and Christina has been a victim of jealousy all of her life, unfortunately. She has her head screwed on RIGHT, she has a wonderful mother and family. She's going very far.
Also, gotta say that her job of John Lennon's song "Mother" is unbelievable! Way to go! AND she's in the new Rolling Stones movie "Shine A Light" front stage with Mick Jagger! Tell me the girl ain't got talent and I'll say: Get a life haters
68. 38 - February 6, 2008 5:35 PM
And to think she'd like to work with Bjork...
Don't you dear taint my beloved Bjork wench.
69. RENEE... - February 6, 2008 5:36 PM
ick, could she look anymore plastic? She looks like she was doused in bleach and powder and stuffed with silicon. I think underneath all that she's a cute girl; nothing spectacular, just cute. But she does have a powerful voice, I give her kuddos to that. But all the same I don't dig her music.
70. LM - February 6, 2008 5:38 PM
No one is gonig to taint "your" beloved Bjork wench! Christina KNOWS talent, obviously that's why she would like to work with Bjork. TWO TALENTED WOMEN WORKING TOGETHER Dumb***
71. McLoven - February 6, 2008 5:38 PM
@57 Thanks Hallery. Your husband won't mind if I ask him how tight your vagina is? Can I ask him about your boobs too? Anything else I might be interested in that I should ask him??
72. she looks good - February 6, 2008 5:39 PM
She's looking fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
But C-section is not good. It's not very good for women, can lead to a lot of problems including not being able to have kids again, and leaves a big gross scar right above the pussy almost impossible to get rid of.
Giving birth the natural way is always so much better and healthier for the woman and her health, no doubt about that.
73. hermit crab - February 6, 2008 5:40 PM
#48
many women have to have their vags slit to accommodate a vaginal birth. my aunt has a scar from where they sewed up her vag.
read about rectovaginal fistula and you'll understand why vaginal births are wack.
http://www.geocities.com/dinimerz/rectovaginal_fistula.htm
74. hermit crab - February 6, 2008 5:41 PM
#48
many women have to have their vags slit to accommodate a vaginal birth. my aunt has a scar from where they sewed up her vag.
read about rectovaginal fistula and you'll understand why vaginal births are wack.
http://www.geocities.com/dinimerz/rectovaginal_fistula.htm
75. McLoven - February 6, 2008 5:46 PM
@73, Hermit Crab, why are you checking out the scar on your aunts vagina? That is a little sick!!!
76. Ted from LA - February 6, 2008 5:52 PM
Here's my plan. I'm going to go up to Christina and offer her $5 to kiss her disgusting fake tits. Of course she'll agree to the proposition. Once I get my face in there I'll blow like one would on a baby's belly. Now, the startled Christina will no doubt say, "What are you doing?" And that's when I'll tell her I don't have $5.
77. Ted from LA - February 6, 2008 5:53 PM
#75,
It's not sick. They're a close family.
78. McLoven - February 6, 2008 5:57 PM
Ted, What part of LA are you from?
79. Hallery - February 6, 2008 5:57 PM
#74 Sounds like your aunt had a bad doctor. Vaginal birth is not wack. What's wack are unnecessary c section surgeries and the misconception that vaginal birth will ruin vaginas. Vaginal size is determined by genes. If you are fat and have poor muscle tone, your vagina will sag too. If you exercise the pelvic floor muscles, they can become stronger than they were prior to vaginal birth. If all else fails, there's vaginal rejuvenation surgery. FYI, for all of you men, your balls are going to sag when you get older and your pubes will turn gray so STFU.
#71 Wouldn't you like to know.
80. Auntie Kryst - February 6, 2008 5:58 PM
@39 & 67 I don't dislike Christina. She's got a good voice, but you know what I fucking hate? The word "hater(s)". Use real curse words like fuckers or you assholes, anything. Just don't use that dumbass word. Ultra douche move to use its varients, h8tr and haterade. You OK with that girls? Oh, and remember your parents’ permission slip for the field trip tomorrow.
81. Cindy - February 6, 2008 6:01 PM
#80 - admit ur hatin Xtina. I c u here all the time bein a h8tr. U luv ur haterade but its bitter so take it outta here.
82. McLoven - February 6, 2008 6:02 PM
Hallery, Yes that is why I am asking. Or you could save us some time and show us me pictures..
83. kimmy4lsu - February 6, 2008 6:03 PM
implants?! i can tell you people for a fact that your breasts can get several cup sizes larger when you have a child, especially if you decide to breastfeed, even for a little bit. i had almost no breasts until i had my son, breastfed for about a month, and 4 years later STILL have way larger breasts than i had before my pregnancy. just because she's a celebrity doesn't mean she ran to get implants....ESPECIALLY if she's still breastfeeding....
84. Hallery's Husband - February 6, 2008 6:05 PM
Sure, I tell her she's tight, what the fuck am I supposed to say? It's like working a spoon inside a serving bowl. I'll tell you who IS tight - our daughter. And she's a deep sleeper. Note to diary: jackpot.
85. combustion8 - February 6, 2008 6:05 PM
whos the guy with the big tits?
86. Ted from LA - February 6, 2008 6:07 PM
#78,
I'm not from LA. My name isn't Ted either. Although I am white, I have a much less white name than Ted. And before the funny racists show up, my name's not Tyrone either. Have you noticed that most of the racists on this site say, "I'm not a racist, but... and then they say something really racist." I'd like to roll a 16 pound bowling ball right in their nuts.
87. i have a college education and upper middle class parents, she is too ghetto for me. - February 6, 2008 6:08 PM
14-
whoopi goldberg's are even bigger than hers, i bet this wigger tranny bow legged freak is jealous of her.
88. big boobs now, back to original size but saggy in a few months - February 6, 2008 6:09 PM
Her boobs are looking HUGE now that she just gave birth and is breastfeeding, but they'll go back to their original size once she stops breastfeeding her baby, only a lot saggier and hanging. It's always like that in every woman, don't think that by any means her boobs are gonna remain that size (I think there's no one ignorant enough to not know that).
89. Auntie Kryst - February 6, 2008 6:09 PM
@81 I walked into that one didn't I? Touché
90. Milfy - February 6, 2008 6:13 PM
YUMMY MOMMY
91. Milfy - February 6, 2008 6:13 PM
YUMMY MOMMY
92. Milfy - February 6, 2008 6:13 PM
YUMMY MOMMY
93. dude - February 6, 2008 6:14 PM
She looks like a tranny. Gross. (no offense TT)
94. Ted from LA - February 6, 2008 6:17 PM
I can't get in to the Britney's released link to be a smart ass and it is killing me. I'll bet she takes her kids to the zoo tonight.
95. moobs - February 6, 2008 6:20 PM
that looks like some really sloppy seconds right now.
96. whatever - February 6, 2008 6:21 PM
@83 - She had the implants way before she got pregnant! Seriously. She was 18 or 19 in the first picture and then suddenly in two years she "grew" 3 or 4 cup sizes naturally? Come on, now.
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/001048.html
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/561/81/400/xtina11.jpg
97. Superdevil - February 6, 2008 6:21 PM
DAMN!
98. Tommy Brendan this is Becca - February 6, 2008 6:21 PM
she looks like a retarded hooker with ugly legs.
she has breast implants that have gotten bigger with her weight gain, if you are immensely impressed with this you are prob a really ugly virgin ,from the midwest or in MS-13.
I saw a picture of her without makeup and I thought there was going to be a new Lord of the Rings where gollum got fat.
99. Donkey Ass - February 6, 2008 6:25 PM
Less Makeup scary girl.
100. Brownisnewblack - February 6, 2008 6:25 PM
FIRST!!
Big tits are for feeding babies.
Bit of a turn off actually.
101. Igottabemeeee - February 6, 2008 6:29 PM
Ok #87 - That is now my new name for X-Tina = Wigger Tranny Bowlegged Freak. Does that make "Wigger" her first name, "Tranny Bowlegged" her middle name, and "Freak" the last name? I kind of like "Bowlegged Tranny" because it reads better as a middle name. Thank you.
102. Hallery - February 6, 2008 6:33 PM
#84 Nice try. We don't have a daughter. Bet you have a tiny little penis though, don't you?
103. Team Brit - February 6, 2008 6:59 PM
Wow... she's a 21st Century Peg Bundy. You could get her hubby Jordan to play opposite her as Al, but he's not nearly as attractive as Ed O'Neil. I wonder what Silicone flavored Milk tastes like... Nice stretch marks, btw.
104. Shep - February 6, 2008 7:03 PM
sooooooooooooo hot. I'd love to have those flap jacks for breakfast every morning!
105. mrs.t - February 6, 2008 7:03 PM
#98-"...a new Lord of the Rings where Gollum got fat". That made me laugh. Thank you, I've had a crap day.
Good night.
106. magpie - February 6, 2008 7:18 PM
Aguilera is incredibly hot but for once in my life I'd like to see her without the clown makeup.
107. fake boobs - February 6, 2008 7:24 PM
They're fake. She used to be as flat as a pancake and now they're supersized. I hope the silicon doesn't leak into the milk when she beastfeeds the sasquatch's kid.
PS - She needs to take it easy on the make-up and lipstick. She looks like a cheap street whore.
108. Victoria - February 6, 2008 7:30 PM
Wow, the mammary fairy paid a visit to someone...
#107 Google: engorgement
109. Daniel - February 6, 2008 7:35 PM
She does look good, I'll give her that... but the lipstick is a BIT much, gives her this hatchet-face appeal in a few of these pics...
110. Brett - February 6, 2008 7:40 PM
Blonde Marilyn Manson with fake boobs?
111. Badgurl - February 6, 2008 7:40 PM
Okay questions. How can she be lactating when she has breast implants? It's no secret she has them. Don't you lose the ability to breast feed with implants? Someone clarify. Another thing... isn't all that fake tanner a bit much? Come on girl damn!!!!! You should aslo tone down the lipstick a bit. It wouldn't hurt. And as far as her talent... untouchable voice. Rock it.
112. Daniel - February 6, 2008 7:41 PM
She does look good, I'll give her that... but the lipstick is a BIT much, gives her this hatchet-face appeal in a few of these pics...
113. Mixedsugar - February 6, 2008 7:42 PM
She looks really good. I like her fuller figure. She's so beautiful and I hope her son looks like her if you get my drift..............
114. uhh - February 6, 2008 7:55 PM
she looks awful. she's come along way from her disgusting mulon rouge fiasco and it's a shame that it appears she's relapsing. i think she looks absolutely revolting. now my question is this: are celebrity tabloid-trash sites paid or "influenced" to side one way or the other about a certain celebrity? because she looks trashy and disgusting and i'm surprised by lack of negative remarks on these sites. everyone seems to say "wowowowow hottie" even though she looks like a transvestite. is it because of her breasts? or the fact that she has the look of "yea i'll fuck you, or anything"
some insight please!
115. musicisourhigh - February 6, 2008 8:08 PM
I'm glad her life is together
116. XTIVO - February 6, 2008 8:18 PM
WOW.
HOW PAIIIIIIIIIIIIINFUL HER TITS MUST BE.
117. kels - February 6, 2008 8:31 PM
she's rocking that nice post pregnancy Latinalicious body. Yes, for all you rascist homos, she's actually half Latin. Don't hate. She's hot either way.
118. squab - February 6, 2008 8:32 PM
TITTY CITY!!!
119. Anexio - February 6, 2008 8:46 PM
Hey Bob from Accounting .....
You're my favorite poster right now.
Shoutout to the Diceman
"Bob", is that your name or what you do?
120. faye - February 6, 2008 8:47 PM
GORGEOUS!!!
http://www.thedirtydrop.com
http://www.purevolume.com/thedirtydrop
121. Juaqin Ingles - February 6, 2008 8:48 PM
Maybe after one kid and if you're young you can stay relatively tight, but after the second and third that hanging sack of fish flesh hidden underneath that dangling apron of stomach skin probably queefs with every step you take...
122. faye - February 6, 2008 8:48 PM
GORGEOUS!!!
http://www.thedirtydrop.com
http://www.purevolume.com/thedirtydrop
123. koko - February 6, 2008 8:51 PM
wat a hoe
124. anexio - February 6, 2008 8:52 PM
#117, she's half wetback? No she fucking ain't??? Is she???
She's an illegal ignorant?
Get the eff outta here!
125. kels - February 6, 2008 8:52 PM
she's rocking that nice post pregnancy Latinalicious body. Yes, for all you rascist homos, she's actually half Latin. Don't hate. She's hot either way.
126. kels - February 6, 2008 8:53 PM
she's rocking that nice post pregnancy Latinalicious body. Yes, for all you rascist homos, she's actually half Latin. Don't hate. She's hot either way.
127. XTINAROCKS - February 6, 2008 9:02 PM
GO BUY CHRISTINA:LIVE AND DOWN UNDER FROM BEST BUY TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
128. Jo - February 6, 2008 9:14 PM
She looks like Anna Nicole. WAY too much white powder of her face, looks too plastic and has the bright red gaping mouth... We need a side by side of the two...
129. Which Is Better? - February 6, 2008 9:27 PM
#8
Well, with a C section, the vagina may be tighter, but some muscles usually got damaged after the cut, so she won't be able to squeeze a cock as tight, fast and long as she used to.
130. JANE - February 6, 2008 10:13 PM
She seriously looks like SUCH a tranny and her boobs are disgusting !! I'm really curious to see how she will be as a mother... and what her baby's gonna look like. Hopefully the baby isn't cursed with it's daddy's fugly face
131. HARMONY - February 6, 2008 10:35 PM
IM NOT GOING TO SAY IT AGAIN.WHEN YOU HAVE A BABY.YOUR BOOBS GET BIGGER .
132. HARMONY - February 6, 2008 10:35 PM
IM NOT GOING TO SAY IT AGAIN.WHEN YOU HAVE A BABY.YOUR BOOBS GET BIGGER .
133. HARMONY - February 6, 2008 10:36 PM
IM NOT GOING TO SAY IT AGAIN.WHEN YOU HAVE A BABY.YOUR BOOBS GET BIGGER .
134. Juaquin Ingles - February 6, 2008 10:37 PM
#129: Hmm... Interesting point. But so what about herniated muscles? I mean if you see a chick (who decided to shoot it out her snatch) a couple months post-partum and her flabby gut still sticks out a foot beyond her sagging tits, are the pelvic floor muscles fucked too? Never thought about that. Visualizing a chick squeezing out a human head from between her legs while she's shitting herself at the same time, and the ensuing airplane hangar pussy, saggy ass, and goat udders were always pretty good turn-offs too.
135. Juaquin Ingles - February 6, 2008 10:44 PM
You just said it three fucking times. And sure they get bigger, replete with Freddy Kruger stretch marks and complete lack of whatever pre-kid bouyancy.
136. TS - February 6, 2008 10:51 PM
Kels and Harmony, alright already, we get it.
137. FRT - February 6, 2008 11:22 PM
Hell...fake or real...I'd love to stick my nose right in between her two mammary glands and go PPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT...!!!
138. Dave - February 6, 2008 11:30 PM
can someone talk about how she matched her bra to her shoes... for real, com'on
139. Anal Fistula - February 6, 2008 11:50 PM
what is up with the clown makeup?
140. Mark Twain - February 6, 2008 11:59 PM
Nice fake boobs!
141. RENEE... - February 7, 2008 12:06 AM
wow, get with it superficial guy; you need an update!! Unfortunately crrazy ass Britney was released from the looney bin today. Send in the clowns...
142. RENEE... - February 7, 2008 12:07 AM
...wait, there's one now...its Christina Aguwhateverthefuckherlastnameis clown face.
143. ice dragon - February 7, 2008 12:43 AM
Fuck. Still now she all banged up. She used to be tight and sexy....not she fucked up.
144. Famous Plastic - February 7, 2008 1:20 AM
Damn. Her boob job looks ridiculous after child birth.
145. Chelsea Talks Smack - February 7, 2008 1:25 AM
Yeah, shes still a hot bitch. You know shes looking at Britney going..."HAAAAAAA"
146. Chelsea Talks Smack - February 7, 2008 1:25 AM
Yeah, shes still a hot bitch. You know shes looking at Britney going..."HAAAAAAA"
147. Team Brit - February 7, 2008 1:36 AM
#111
They don't take out your breast tissue when you get implants, the implants go behind the chest muscle. Doesn't inhibit the lactating.
148. HeavenScent - February 7, 2008 1:50 AM
mmmm nothing like a bleach blonde balloon boobed transexualized Oompa Loompa.....with opaque stretch leggings from Forever21 to squeeze all that baby fat in....heard Nicole Ritchie was sweeter than her in delivery.....lame
149. HeavenScent - February 7, 2008 1:50 AM
mmmm nothing like a bleach blonde balloon boobed transexualized Oompa Loompa.....with opaque stretch leggings from Forever21 to squeeze all that baby fat in....heard Nicole Ritchie was sweeter than her in delivery.....lame
150. fake boobs - February 7, 2008 2:12 AM
Nobody gives a fuck what race or ethnicity she is except for some idiots (kels)with low self-confidence. Small-minded tribal people tend to notice things like race and ethnicity first.
151. Elk - February 7, 2008 4:19 AM
Oh man I just knew there would be a ton of people screaming “implants, implants, implants”.
Ok 2 things you retards need to learn.
#1 you only need to hit post button once. Hitting it over and over doesn’t make your comment come up faster.
#2 women’s breast size changes when they gain weight and when they breast feeding. Christina breasts got bigger before because she went form being craze skinny to a normal weight and they are bigger now because they are fill with milk.
And with the fact that you can’t comprehend stuff the simple it’s not surprising figure out how to work the “post your comment” button.
152. powxmansal - February 7, 2008 4:38 AM
looks like xtina's head on Pam Anderson's body
153. Your Mom - February 7, 2008 4:53 AM
Elk, you dumb fucking twat. No one is saying she just now got implants because they suddenly got bigger. We all know pregnancy makes the titties huge. We all know it, okay? For real.
Everyone is saying that Xtina's had implants for YEARS, and the milk has made them EVEN BIGGER. Okay? Like to the point that they're going to burst. Do you get it? If you don't believe that she got implants, why don't you look at any picture of her from the last five years, you in-denial buttfuck. Aside from Posh Fucking Spice, Christina Aguilera has the worst boob job in Hollywood -- they sit halfway down her chest like two bolted on cantalope halves, and when they're not engorged with milk they sit so far apart you could drive a fucking truck between them. Look it up. Oh, and you too, kimmy4lsu.
P.s. Even Marilyn Manson is telling Christina to tone it down.
154. Your Mom - February 7, 2008 5:00 AM
You too, HARMONY.
Elk, could you please tell the "no implants" crew that they only to press the post button once as well?
Thanks.
(and if this comment posted 9 billion times I will apologize. But only for that. I still think you suck.)
155. MJ - February 7, 2008 5:01 AM
If Ronald McDonald had a wife..
She better change her name to Tranina.
156. Your Mom - February 7, 2008 5:02 AM
only *NEED* to press the post button once as well.
Fuck, man.
157. mon - February 7, 2008 5:05 AM
Yeah totally hot.
If by hot you mean a fat drag queen with bad makeup and melons in place of breasts.
FYI retards, CHRISTINA ADMITTED SHE GOT IMPLANTS.
Give it up already.
158. H - February 7, 2008 5:12 AM
you're in trouble if your best argument / insult is pointing out when someone accidently submits a post more than once....
159. Junie Spears? - February 7, 2008 5:28 AM
Elective caesarians suck and anyone who has an elective caesarian for anything other than valid medical reasons is a complete and total BITCH - which is pretty much ALL of Hollywood, including the supposed "earth" mother Angelina Jolie.
Earth my ass, she should be in the Earth.
160. Boogeriquage - February 7, 2008 7:04 AM
I can confirm the tighter vag / better muscle control after natural birth-
wife seems to be having more and better orgasms too.
unfortunately...not a whole lot of time to screw with the kid around !!!!
161. poetryman69 - February 7, 2008 7:28 AM
more please
162. St. Angie will save us - February 7, 2008 8:39 AM
" BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- Oscar-winning actress Angelina Jolie is visiting Iraq to boost what she sees as lagging efforts to deal with the problems of 2 million "very very vulnerable" internally displaced people in the war-torn country.
"There doesn't seem to be a real coherent plan to help them," said Jolie, speaking in an exclusive interview with CNN's Arwa Damon Thursday.
"There's lots of goodwill. Lots of discussion, but there seems to be a lot of talk at the moment, and a lot of pieces that need to be put together. I'm trying to figure out what they are.""
Thank You, St. Angelina! Bless You!
163. Richard - February 7, 2008 8:47 AM
I want to hold Christina's feces in my hand.
164. hatesfakes - February 7, 2008 9:04 AM
she looks like a drag queen and/or a REALLY dumb blonde. She should change her looks to something demure and sophisticated. Does she like to remind people of lil kim?
165. mafme - February 7, 2008 9:04 AM
How much makeup do you think she goes through annually (state answer in pounds)?
166. causeyourhot.com - February 7, 2008 9:19 AM
Get your SAVE Britney t-shirt
causeyourhot.com
SAVE BRITNEY
Somebody needs to SAVE BRITNEY QUICK
167. RichPort - February 7, 2008 9:38 AM
Apparently she and Mariah Carey have the same surgeon. Apparently he's quite good. And apparently the doctor's divine abilities give me more wood than a lumberjack.
Ted from LA, you're a fucking funny fuck your fucker. I now tempted to punish my enemies by inviting them to the bowling alley... I mean shit, there's gotta be a good horror movie script in there somewhere.
168. scary - February 7, 2008 10:00 AM
pregnancy wasn't kind to this drag queen wanna-be. The lactating implants look ridiculous on that thick torso and the large curd is showing through the tights. From now on all she's gonna wear are babydoll mumu-tunics with absurdly low cut necklines in a pathetic attempt to convince everyone she is still young and sexy.
169. PrettyBaby - February 7, 2008 10:03 AM
Fuckity, lots of repeating in here today. I have just have one tiny, eensy, weensy thing to say.
Orange IS the new black.
Thank you. Commence with the Repeating Comments.
170. FCS - February 7, 2008 10:23 AM
She's be hot if she had bigger tits.
171. AlliBaba1234 - February 7, 2008 11:00 AM
C-section means you have to wait longer to do things like situps and kegels, my friends. You're much more likely to have a sagging belly with that shit, plus an "apron" of flesh hanging over your scar. Lots of women who have vaginal birth come away with a quicker recovery, a lot less pain, easier breastfeeding and, yes, a tighter vag and better orgasms.
Episiotomies are 99% bullshit, just something OBs did without actually investigating if it worked or not (which is very typical- do some research). "Oh, sorry, we cut every birthing woman who came in the door for 75 years and it turned out it was unnecessary and ruined a lot of sex lives. Our bad!"
172. It's nature not implants - February 7, 2008 11:00 AM
Wow some of you people are ignorant beyond words. I guess the people making those retarded comments are teenagers under 16 who know nothing about the female body or some older losers who know nothing about the female body.
Every woman's boobs grow at least 2 cups bigger when the woman is pregnant. It's a normal thing. It happens to every pregnant/brestfeeding woman. A girl can be normally a B cup and when she's pregnant and breasfeeding her boobs grow to a D cup. No implants dammit, it's nature, it's normal. Then when she's done breasfeeding her boobs will go back to their original size (a B or whatever it was), only saggier. You all will see how in some months, when she does no longer breastfeed, her boobs will be the same size they used to be and no longer big.
173. fo'sgirl - February 7, 2008 11:15 AM
172..ummm..she got implants a long time ago. Shutup.
I actually think she looks rather pretty. That's just me though......i've been known to be kinda stupid.
174. FFSWTF - February 7, 2008 11:19 AM
I'm sorry but no matter what you sick dudes (and fat girls) say... BEING OBESE IS NOT HOT!
175. gosh - February 7, 2008 11:23 AM
A C-section is never good, Superfish you're such a pathetic loser for saying that. A C-section is a fucking SURGERY, not a succesful birth or a way of giving birth. C-sections are risky for the woman and her health, they can cause a lot of problems in the woman's health and reproductive system, and they can make a woman unable to have kids again and unable to orgasm.
A C-section is a SURGERY intervention in which the woman's uterus and pubes is cut (slashed) wide open by a surgeon and the baby is then taken out, then the woman's wide open slashed pubes gets stitched up. It should never be perfomed unless it's necessary because there's something wrong with the natural birth that puts the baby's or the mother's health in risk. It is bad for the baby and its health to perform a C-section when the natural childbirth process hasn't started by itself. The only time when C-sections should be performed is when there's complications with the natural childbirth process. The best way for a woman to give birth is the natural way. C-section is never good, and it's incredibly painful for the woman afterwards, is risky, can lead to a lot of sexual trouble and to a lot of trouble in a woman's reproductive system and also leaves a huge nasty scar that you can't get rid of. Let nature do its job.
176. kaylie - February 7, 2008 11:27 AM
She looks GREAT after having a baby (3 weeks ago)..I do wish she would lighten up on the make up tho especially the lipstick..
177. WTF? - February 7, 2008 11:38 AM
#174 and the rest of you calling her fat:
Oh my gosh, some of you people are unbelievably pathetic. Can't believe what I'm reading. She just gave birth to a baby like what, a week ot two ago? And yet her body looks way nicer than most regular women's bodies that have never had a kid. And you are calling her fat, for god's sake! She looks fantastic, there's not an extra ounce of weight in her and she just gave birth 2 weeks ago and is breastfeeding! She is soooo NOT fat at all! For a woman who just gave birth, she's damn skinny! The only fat thing about her are her huge boobs, but that's normal in a woman who just had a baby and is now breastfeeding. Not that I complain about her current boob size though;-)
You're all jealous as hell of how hot she's looking and how fantastic her body looks after giving birth, that's why you call her fat and other mean shit. You so wish you could look a little like her and have a body like hers.
If anyone thinks she's looking fat then whoever does has serious issues. No man would call her fat, it's all you ugly jealous bitches. Get it ugly bitches, men don't like boney curveless sticks. 100 lbs bodies are gross.
I guess what the people calling her fat consider a hot body is this:
- http://i11.tinypic.com/6l4b4go.jpg GROSS, the anti-feminity!
178. xtinastitsarefabulouslyfabulous - February 7, 2008 11:46 AM
I would love to suck some milk out of those.
179. lisa - February 7, 2008 11:53 AM
In normal people's terms a Caesarean Section involves removing the baby surgically through the mother's abdomen, but in celebrityspeak since "correcting a deviated septum" means nose job, "C-section"could easily mean liposuction.
180. lisa - February 7, 2008 11:54 AM
In normal people's terms a Caesarean Section involves removing the baby surgically through the mother's abdomen, but in celebrityspeak since "correcting a deviated septum" means nose job, "C-section"could easily mean liposuction.
181. missywissy - February 7, 2008 12:11 PM
Okay, I gave birth vaginally twice. Let me tell ya, I was tight as a virgin after each one. My husband is hung like a horse and when we got around to having sex again after each birth it was just as uncomfortable as when I lost my virginity when I was a teen. Then again, I have an awesome vagina. Getting a C-section because you think you might not be as tight? Puhleaze. Just exercise those pootietang muscles, girls. Trust me.
182. FFSWTF - February 7, 2008 12:14 PM
#177. I'm not into skinny biatches either.
But just for the record, I AM a dude and trust me, my penis shrinks just to see this fat ass cow wearing tights. We had enough with Mariah Carey and now this? C'mon, give us a break!
183. Salesman Terry - February 7, 2008 12:22 PM
Christina, if possible, you are even more gorgeous than before. Here's a big hug for this beautiful, sexy mom!
184. jasson - February 7, 2008 1:41 PM
she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined an online service
SugarMommaMatch.c it is a site for men to date sexy women or rich women date cute men.. spoil and support
them. what a f slur..
185. Marta - February 7, 2008 2:12 PM
Oh gosh,her head looks so tiny it doesn't match with her new plus size figure.
186. Juaquin Ingles - February 7, 2008 2:27 PM
I think it's cute all these chicks are coming out of the woodwork thinking they're tight and sexy post-spawning cause "my husband said so."
I'll bet their lap dogs even look at their beef jerkey stretchmarks and go "awww look at da cute widdle wed wines all wover your [ass, gut, tits, thighs, hips]... I could kiss'm all day..."
If you're a woman and you want to be hot, then eat right, exercise, and don't have fucking kids. Or you better damn well have a tight marriage (with a blind paraplegic would help). Cause if you don't, you're done.
187. AlliBaba1234 - February 7, 2008 2:37 PM
Oh, PS, you actually run more risk of damaging your pelvic floor with a C-section than with a vaginal birth. It is major abdominal surgery, and you can expect to experience weeks or months of pain.
Not surprising. Have you ever watched a section being performed? Did you know that they cut through 7 layers of tissue, muscle and fascia to get to the baby? Did you know that they remove your uterus from your body and sit it on your stomach while they stitch you up? Did you know that "due dates" are notoriously inaccurate? Google "iatrogenic prematurity" and "respiratory distress C-section."
188. Monja - February 7, 2008 2:39 PM
She looks tired and unhappy, she can't even smile properly. Her face is crooked.. Poor thing.
189. EuroNeckPain - February 7, 2008 3:43 PM
She is too young to wear panther prints. That's for old scarface ladies with a trout pout.
190. Juaquin Ingles - February 7, 2008 4:50 PM
Mmm... 7 layers... I'm getting hungry, think I'll make a Taco Bell run.
Just about every woman gets induced these days, so the due dates are pretty accurate. They feel like having having the vaginal BM on a Tuesday at 8pm, they'll have it on a Tuesday at 8pm.
C-sections ARE fucked up. Having kids in general is fucked up.
191. didn't you learn biology? - February 7, 2008 7:00 PM
#153: unless you can pop a kid out of your needle dick or grow a damn brain, you cannot say someone is not understanding about breast sizes getting larger with a baby. maybe one day you'll see a vagina and understand......
p.s. can't breastfeed if you have implants, you have to have them removed.
192. heyjeer - February 7, 2008 7:07 PM
What is it with the little pop princesses and getting implants?
Britney, Christina, Mariah . . . does it help their, uh, vocals?
193. Mimi - February 7, 2008 8:28 PM
Everybody's boobs get huge when they're pregnant. Just because her boobs got bigger after her pregnancy doesn't mean she got breast implants. OHMYGOD! DID SHE GET A STOMACH IMPLANT TOO BEFORE THE BABY CAME OUT?!
194. heyjeer - February 7, 2008 9:51 PM
Do your homework Mimi. Little Christina got boobie bags - long before she became pregnant.
When women with implants get pregnant and start nursing - they go from huge to ginormous.
Too bad about the implants. She never needed them - she does have some singing talent, unlike Britney. She needed implants to distract people from her lip sync-ing.
195. Elk - February 7, 2008 11:29 PM
153. Your Mom
Her breasts sag because they are real. Implants don’t sag. And her breasts have always been far apart. Go back look at her really old photos. With a lot of women breast size can change dramatically when they gain (or lose) weight. She is one of those women.
You are right that I shouldn’t have ragged on the “implant” people for the multiple posts. After looking at all the comments it’s clear most people here can’t stop hitting the comment button like a retard on a drum set. It’s 2008 learn how to use a fucking computer people.
196. Janine - February 8, 2008 5:01 AM
She has implants, people, not to mention that she HAS publicly admitted she has them. That + lactation = huge boobs. I know a lot of stupid men love it, but I am not impressed. Can a woman even breastfeed with implants? I don't see how you could ever be sure it's completely safe for the baby! FYI that's why we have boobs, not so stupid men can drool over them. Also: her makeup makes her look like a goddamn clown. That is NOT hot. She's wearing like a fucking pound of makeup and fake tits, she is more phoney than The Hills. Although I do like her voice.
197. Lola - February 8, 2008 10:47 PM
She's gorgeous! All you h8ters are just jelous cuz you're fugly!
198. Lola - February 8, 2008 10:47 PM
She's gorgeous! All you h8ters are just jelous cuz you're fugly!
199. Jess - February 9, 2008 11:04 AM
It's a new year, Christina. Time to retire the red lipstick and white hair!
If she would just tone it down *a bit*, she would be SO pretty....
200. Ghosthunta - February 9, 2008 3:17 PM
Christina has enough lactation to feed an entire Colombian Army!! Not that she shouldn't... it's a dream of mine, I suppose.
201. nancy - February 12, 2008 4:53 PM
post-pregnant christina looks like a whore.
white hair+red lipstick does not go with exposed cleavage.
202. AlliBaba1234 - February 18, 2008 12:18 AM
NO, just because docs are inducing women DOES NOT mean they are any more accurate at determining due dates. AGAIN- look up "iatrogenic prematurity" and "respiratory distress" related to C-section!!!
203. lola - February 18, 2008 1:08 PM
she looks like hatchetface from crybaby.
204. Jeremy - February 21, 2008 8:33 AM
She doesnt need all that make up!!
and i dont believe those tits are natural!! no way!!
she is still awesomely hot!
205. Britney Spears - April 9, 2008 4:01 PM
What a Clown Whore!