Feb 8 2008Charlize Theron loves drag queens (Who doesn't?)
Charlize Theron received the Hasty Pudding's Woman of the Year award yesterday at Harvard. Surrounded by drag queens and pumped full of hard cider, Charlize was asked which is better: Her Hasty Pudding pot or an Oscar? People reports:
"I know you want me to say that the Oscar sucks and this is better," she said. "There are no men in drag at the Oscars like there are here. I've never been surrounded by so many fake breasts."
Then again, considering Hollywood's penchant for plastic surgery, she added, "Actually, I think I was at the Oscars."
What's wrong with fake boobs, Charlize? Why you be hatin'? Those fake mounds of awesomeness put food on my table. And by food on my table I mean Pabst Blue Ribbon in my mini-fridge. I don't even own a table. Or furniture. In fact, I'm sitting on a homeless guy's back right now. I pay him in Doritos.
NOTE: If I dressed in drag, do you think Charlize Theron would let me smack her ass? You know, without pressing charges or pepper spraying me in the nostril.

Reader Comments
1. Frank Lucas' Bitch - February 8, 2008 12:38 PM
Oh yeah...
2. samuel - February 8, 2008 12:38 PM
kinda makes me want to wear a dress...
3. ramanthe - February 8, 2008 12:39 PM
yes first
4. slut - February 8, 2008 12:39 PM
First you bag of dicks
5. ramanthe - February 8, 2008 12:39 PM
yes first
6. RichPort - February 8, 2008 12:40 PM
Those scientologists sure know how to party.
TCLTC
7. slut - February 8, 2008 12:40 PM
First you bag of dicks
8. samuel - February 8, 2008 12:42 PM
NO! I'M FIRST!!!!
9. samuel - February 8, 2008 12:42 PM
NO! I'M FIRST!!!!
10. zane - February 8, 2008 12:49 PM
Take a good look at the girls in the background of some of the pictures. That's the thing about Harvard - a guy can dress up in drag and compete very well with the female students.
11. FRIST!!! - February 8, 2008 12:49 PM
You are all first in my book!!
12. 'Cliffie - February 8, 2008 12:51 PM
That student has his own office. Second floor men's bathroom at the Coop. You know what I'm sayin.
13. sportsdvl - February 8, 2008 12:52 PM
wow, we might have a record here......#3,4,5,7,8 & 9 are all dumbasses! congrats you brainless twits!
14. woodhorse - February 8, 2008 12:59 PM
@6 TCL his own C
It's amazing but those guys seem as happy with their own breasts as the drunks in the titty bars are with the whore's breasts. - No, I didn't work there,one of my brothers did, and no, he wasn't a tranny dancer, he was a DJ and yes, it was fun. I only went once so it doesn't count.
15. Auntie Kryst - February 8, 2008 12:59 PM
What is this gay ass Limey tradition of privileged WASP males prancing around in women's clothes that these Boston nancy's are trying to uphold?
16. Oh Charlize! - February 8, 2008 1:03 PM
This is from a celeb site I won't mention that got that last picture (of her bending over) from the CORRECT angle!
17. TS - February 8, 2008 1:11 PM
FRIST, you are way too kind. I, on the other, hand think they're all fucking idiots.
18. FRIST!!! - February 8, 2008 1:16 PM
I know, TS, I'm bi-polar, that was my happy moment. Now I'm pissed again.
You're all LAST in my book!!!!!
19. FCS - February 8, 2008 1:17 PM
Fuck me she's gorgeous.
20. McLoven - February 8, 2008 1:27 PM
What page am I on FRIST??
21. Vang from I.T. - February 8, 2008 1:28 PM
FYI the new CRT screens are going to be installed this weekend. We cannot put in the new screens until all the old monitors have been returned to I.T. At the close of business today please disconnect your old monitors, bring them up to the 11th floor and stack them next to our department. The elevator is out so please use the stairs. Do not forget your keycard so you do not get locked in the stairwell. P.S. We’ll also be doing a random check to see who has installed unauthorized programs on their machines. iTunes and other streaming media are not to be accessed at work, so consider this a helpful warning.
22. channing - February 8, 2008 1:30 PM
Why is Charlize spanking Christina Aguilera?
23. FRIST!!! - February 8, 2008 1:30 PM
Awww, McLoven, you know that you are the cover!!
24. veggiwhore - February 8, 2008 1:31 PM
The more important question is WHAT book is it? A Bartenders guide?
25. FRIST!!! - February 8, 2008 1:34 PM
Like I would need a "guide"..
hheheehe
26. my comment - February 8, 2008 1:37 PM
Not a huge Charlize fan, although she was superb in 'Monster'.
But I MUST say, her coat, scarf, gloves and hair are perfect here. Stylish. Fabulousness.
27. Movie Stealer - February 8, 2008 1:47 PM
#10, is that your excuse for the time when you invited a guy to your room after a big party ?
28. Champ - February 8, 2008 1:53 PM
She is gorgeous.
29. ummm - February 8, 2008 2:17 PM
"why you be hatin'"? umm...the superficial writers clearly are not black, or else the stories featured on this site would not include this one, so what the fuck is this randomly inserted piece of urban colloquialism?
30. Ted from LA - February 8, 2008 2:22 PM
Is it just me or is she putting her wee wee in Pee Wee? That's my take on the main picture. I know you are, but what am I?
31. Daniel - February 8, 2008 3:00 PM
She's so awesome.
32. Texas Tranny - February 8, 2008 3:03 PM
That's right who doesn't LOVE a Drag Queen!!!!!!!!!
33. Auntie Kryst - February 8, 2008 3:05 PM
@30 Judging from the pasty faced rich boy's costume, I was thinking Charlize was thinking I Dream of Weanie...fuck it, that was weak.
34. Frank Lucas' Bitch - February 8, 2008 3:14 PM
What's with all the dumbasses thinking they were first to comment? Can't you have anything smarter and not make idiots out of yourselves? Hahaha...morons.
35. sameshitdifferentyear - February 8, 2008 3:17 PM
You can change the heading to
"Charlize Theron spanks Amy Winehouse"
and no one would write in to correct it.
Looks exactly the same.
36. spoon - February 8, 2008 3:23 PM
charlize thereon is the most beautiful woman alive.
37. spoon - February 8, 2008 3:24 PM
charlize thereon is the most beautiful woman alive.
38. Dick Richards - February 8, 2008 3:35 PM
Too bad Charlize wasn't being led to a gallow for her public hanging.
Those wacky college children. What will they do next?! Hey, man, college is the best time of a person's entire life. You graduate when you're around twenty-two, get a shit job with the shit degree you didn't even want because you still have no idea who you are, then live out the next fifty years of your life thinking about the good ol' days of dressing like a woman, projectile-vomiting hangovers, and ruining coed lives with date rape. Fun.
39. (*)(*) - February 8, 2008 3:42 PM
Those aren't real drag queens, those are homophobic over privileged little trust fund douchie frat boys dressed as "girls". Like someone else said these are the prettiest ladies you'll ever see at Harvard.
Now Charlezy is looking good
DISCLAIMER: objects of the female persuasion may appear to be hotter than their actual hotness due to close proximity to hideous fake shemales.
Yeah Charlez was on here a while back in a bikini sans makeup and it wasn't pretty. She's a 7.
The moral of this story is ALWAYS hang out with people who are uglier than you. In my case that would include all of human kind, actually all living things and well actually just everything in the universe pales in comparison to my fucking unparalleled super molten hotness.
40. AnGell - February 8, 2008 4:12 PM
FRIST!!!!!
41. die already - February 8, 2008 4:12 PM
she's a total stoner.
42. (@) - February 8, 2008 4:20 PM
Jesus fucking shit I didn't even scroll up to see the early comments. Shit you tards it looks like the fucking special olympics of commenting first.
43. Strife - February 8, 2008 4:31 PM
#16, you asshole tard, thanks for polluting my brain with that image. Brain-dead troll.
44. asshole - February 8, 2008 4:37 PM
Man!!! Those Harvard guys are a larf riot!!!
Men dressing up as women????!!!! Furget it!!
What'll those guys think of next?? I wish I could've gone to Harvard.
Them with their smarts and their funnies.
Oh....by the way........NERDS!
45. Pete - February 8, 2008 5:08 PM
#16's image is HOT! I was wondering if somebody caught that pose from a better angle!
46. Ted from LA - February 8, 2008 5:12 PM
#44 Hey Asshole,
Are you calling me a nerd? I'll smack you write in the fucking head with my rook.
47. (*)(*) - February 8, 2008 5:32 PM
#44. LOL. "Furget it". That's awesome and you are correct .
48. Winston P. Goodhouse, IV - February 8, 2008 5:40 PM
Well son, how are your grades this semester? Remember, that school is not free! Have you been pursuing any activities outside of your studies WHAT THE FUCK?!! MILDRED, THIS IS YOUR FUCKING FAULT! "EVERYBODY WEARS COOLOTS AT SUMMER CAMP" MY ASS!
49. Ted from LA - February 8, 2008 5:49 PM
#46,
Hey Dumb Fuck,
Don't you mean "right" instead of "write?"
50. fake boobs - February 8, 2008 6:17 PM
No wonder Harvard is one of the top universities in the world.
51. MikeM - February 8, 2008 6:37 PM
I'm a little embarrassed at the fetish this creates. I'd gladly dress up like a total sissy faggot to be that close to the gorgeous Charlize Theron.
52. (*)(*) - February 8, 2008 7:04 PM
Jebus look at all those Frist wannabee's. Shit. Who let Britney, Paris, Lindsay and Jessica Simpson near a computer (or thinky machines as they call it). I guess someone left the computer on because otherwise it would have been like a scene right out of Zoolander.
Anyway it's basically illegal in Hollywood to let any celebrity near anything with buttons. You know those celebrities, they don't like any kind of manual labor. They have assistants who push and do up those pesky buttons for them.
53. Ted from LA - February 8, 2008 9:53 PM
#51,
Do you know what that makes you? A bigot and a drag queen.
54. JimStanton - February 9, 2008 12:02 AM
#51 is probably a closeted homosexual. If Charlize told him to give head to her boyfriend he would do it in a heartbeat.
55. FRT - February 9, 2008 1:22 AM
Take a close look at pic one. See the drag queen bent over...see Charlie standing from behind...? Now let's straighten out this mess...in the way of the Lord, which means "hetrosexual"...that should be sexy Charlie bent over...and me standing from behind parking my corvette into her hot warm garage...if you know what I mean...VRRRRRRRRROOOOOMMMMM!
Charlie gives me a big woody!
56. StevenEdgerton - February 9, 2008 1:43 AM
#55 I would take a strap on up the ass from Charlize Theron.
57. Anal Fistula - February 9, 2008 1:45 AM
actually, there are a lot of hot harvard undergrads. a lot of abysmal sea-creatures as well, no doubt, but you'd be surprised. the biannual naked run before finals is a good way to take a gander.
58. Jenniferxxx - February 9, 2008 8:51 AM
She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs club BillionaireCupid.com. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog...In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.
59. poetryman69 - February 9, 2008 1:24 PM
back. back in the closet!!!
60. sewwwfunny - February 10, 2008 1:05 AM
She looks so good! and this makes me respect her way more. That's way cute.
61. CHARLIZE IS A SHITTHOLE! - February 10, 2008 4:23 AM
Charlize is just another ugly Hollywood slut!The drug queens are looking much prettier and more intelligent than ugly stupid fuckface Charlize!Oh and they're more classy too.ha, ha,ha,ha,ha!
62. poetryman69 - February 10, 2008 9:44 AM
apparently some on this blog don't like pretty blond Hollywood starlets. It's burden, but I'll take them off your hands. You can keep all those guys in dresses that you prefer. I recommend that you go to the nearest fashion run way show. if those skinny creatures dressed up like women aren't actually guys, I know I will be shocked.
63. jeson - February 10, 2008 12:09 PM
she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined an online service
SugarMommaMatch.c it is a site for men to date sexy women or rich women date cute men.. spoil and support
them. what a f slur..
64. Vanessa - February 11, 2008 9:24 AM
Well, I don't find Charlize charming at all.She is not half as beautiful as Heather Locklear.Only Charlize's body I like and not her face.
65. lambman - February 11, 2008 11:21 PM
damn she is one fine ass woman
66. Jacqueline - February 15, 2008 8:14 AM
Well, poetry man69 you know what?Those skiny models dressed up in fashion shows are not actually gyus, but just skinny female models or supermodels!And they are also looking great ,so here is what you have to do fat ass man:Visit a psychiatrist and he' ll suggested you some medicines for the stress that could help you lose your extra kilos.How's that sounds!?You don't need drugs to become thin.And medicines would help you stop masturbating so much for every ugly pathetic slut that you may see.Meet some real women.Perhaps girls next door???!!
67. ''Sex and The CITY'' - June 23, 2008 10:30 AM
sHIT!No,not her face again!Ohh no, there's Charlize Theron again posing sexy again and again,she's so god damn boring!What the hell does she want?She bored me so much!I wish she'd go masturbating hershelf again and leave us alone .But Charlize just leave us alone ugly-boring bitch!Ohhhh man enough is enough!Noone can stand her any more!Neeeext!Someone else, someone more interesting,hhmmmmm!!!!!?
68. Victoria - October 4, 2008 1:46 PM
charlize is so pathetic that she likes to eat shit and split them to others people faces!A shit worth much more than whole charlize's ''talent''.