Feb 25 2008Brooke Hogan has the power of flight

It's official: Brooke Hogan's implants are indeed full of helium. While I'm not sure if that's healthy, here's hoping she gets caught in a jet stream and lands in my front yard. Though judging by her size, I should start working out. I've never bedded an Amazon warrior before. Even that time I got one of those chicks from American Gladiators drunk. Unless you consider sex being tossed out the bedroom window like a shotput, then, yes, we totally did it. Twice, actually, if you count her first attempt when I ricocheted off the ceiling fan.

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She's not so unsexy, I guess. Just a female young hulkster...

I dont care if Im first

Brooke -- What an ugly man. Ugly.

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS I SEE A PENIS

her face ruins it all. i bet she'll live her life thinking that sex always =doggystyle

Who is looking at her face? Nice rack, even if it id fake..

Good lord, that is the worst tuck job I have ever seen. Granted, it is the only tuck job I have ever seen.

Fuck me, she's got some damn powerful looking legs!

i feel sorry for this girl. she's built like an giant. the average man isn't big enough to not look freakish standing beside her. she'll likely have to start dating wrestlers.

Back home, we call that girl "Built like a brick shithouse." Damn, she thick!

eww those look SO fake and misshapen

SHE NEEDS TO GET OUT OF THE SUN. DOESN'T SHE KNOW WHAT LEATHERFACE, I MEAN HER MOTHER, LOOKS LIKE? SHE'S RIDICULOUSLY DARK. ENOUGH ALREADY. SKIN CANCER IS GOING TO HAVE A BALL DEVOURING THAT CLAN.

Is this a shoot for a JC Penney's catalog?

#13

she's not that classy. it's walmart.

@13 & 14 No, I think it is for a Big Lots catalog

Who's the hot guy hanging with Brooke?

@16 Me!!

She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs club 'BillionaireCupid dot com'. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog...In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.

Wow sometimes you guys are mean. ;) I think she's totally hot. :)

she def got fake tats.

@19 That is becasue you are only 14.

Seriously, she is hot. You're gay if you'd turn that down. Just don't think of the Hulk! If you drink enough you'll forget he existed and what he looked like.. oh no I remembered! I'm fapping to the Hulk!

Once again Fish...we know you know what getting drunk is. Put a freaking sock in it already.

Wonder woman! Maybe she has an invisible plane.

Mini-peen?

she definitely has a mini peen in this one. wtf is that?

In Pic #4, she looks like she has a tiny weenie.....or a clitoris swollen from steroid use.

wow you guys need to get off her back. She's freakin HULK HOGAN's daughter, did you think she'd row up to have natalie portmans physique? I think she looks great and fit

She could ass-kick a real man, which means she could annihilate the limp-wristed tea-bagging lispers who infest this fucking lameass place.

Watcha gonna do BROTHER???????

why doe she refuse to lose weight? what a cow.

p.s. cora is retarded.

I'd say something negative about her, but she has a bigger dick than I do and I'm afraid she'd hurt me.

That reminds me of the time I came home from school in the 5th grade and told my dad I had good news. I then told him I had the biggest penis in the 5th grade. He looked at me and said, "Well you should have... you're 16 years-old."

Meh. I'd rather suck her cock than get within 100 yards of the gunts on the cunts who comment here.

A fucking man! Big, manly, manish figure. The Hulkster had 2 boys!

#33 - Ted - my whole class laughed at that one!!!

Last night, by the third guy, it felt like I was swallowing thick gobs of wet snot.

Seriously, in Pic #4 there is something cylindrical and pointy right where a dick should be.

#38 - true, but only if it's a Gerald_Tarrant sized dick.

shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tranny !

Hope. Dreams. Unity. Yes, we can.

(I can't believe I'm winning)

#15

let's not disrespect Big Lots. anything, but Big Lots

I just saw this`silly twat on Chelsea Lately, claiming that her boobs were real. I never heard such nonsense. Next she'll be expecting us to believe that 9/11 was a Jewish hoax.

And Binky in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2,...

i miss hogan knows best

I don’t know if it’s hormones or steroids (probably both) she’s using, but she really, really needs to stop. Something has clearly gone horribly, horribly wrong.

there is seriously a little bulge there. thought that it could be a clit piercing, but it's a little high. i'm willing to bet that she has a little weiner back there, or a huge ass clit. still wanna see her boobs though.

A little bulge??? She is a 12 inch dick for christsake. Her belly button, ironically, is 12 inches deep too. Coincidence? I think not. When people tell her to go fuck herself, she has a clear plan.

Why is everyone so afraid of a 6 ft woman?? She's hot....guess must of you candy asses have never handled a REAL woman

49. jp
“Why is everyone so afraid of a 6 ft woman??”

Um......yeah it’s not her height that scares me.

do NOT feed her any more bacon....

bacon rolls like here is bad: http://stephenamurphy.com/2008/02/24/my-breakfast-fiasco/

lol poor thing :)

Brooke looks like an airbrushed dolphin.

Penis! Big, hairy, penis. She is a man. Thread closed.

That fucking Kate-Hudson-looking fugly face could kill even a 16 year old quarterback's hard-on.

And WTF are those things below her waist? Inverted bowling pins or human legs?

i'd tap on that .
And then do paris as well

And shes doesnt have anythign in her pants, its a white spot printed part of her bikini
Dumasses

I wonder what would happen if she climbed on to a counter and jumped down!

Lemme tell ya somethin brothers, when Fishamaniacs spend their waking hours tappin hateful messages with their shrimpy little digits, instead o' hangin and bangin,blastin their pythons, sayin their prayers and eatin their vitamins, well that only means the Iron Sheik has won.
May the wheels of Fishamania roll all over each and everyone of youse, dudes.

omfg shes totally freakin hot!

i declare that anyone who says otherwise is a raging pedo/homo who eats orphans for breakfast and nuns for dinner!

She's heaps thick in dem jeans in the thighs hey?

I think the boob job balances her body out, even if they do look 110% faux.

Um I think she looks fine, you guys are all crazy. Not all women are going to be 90 pounds with DD's.

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She is pretty. I got a brother who said he saw you on a celebrity and millionaire dating site called Seekamillionaire.c om. Is that you?

Is it just me or does she look like she has a penis.

I would fuck the hell out of this chick over and over.

That's awful! She's so big and fat! Grosssssssssss!

I'm going to have to look at a picture of my favorite 11-year-old boy, just to be able to have erections again. There we go....ahhhhhhh.....

First off, that's not a penis. It's very puffy pussy lips possibly with a bushy landing strip. And second, her very sexy feet make up for it!

You are all a bunch of pathetic losers. She is hot, just because she can probably kick your scawny un muscled asses, you feel the need to bash her.

He is attractive, she has a killer body, and I would fuck that all night long.

#Male Commenter -- FAT??? I don't know where the fuck you are from queer boy, but that aint fat.

58-
you must like big strong arms to hold you at night, this man here would be perfect for you. I declare you are large strapping man lover.

66-

You are being sarcastic. You are really going to have to look at your favorite picture of Hulk Hogan, China Doll, or some other large, tall, block shaped person. or big man tranny if you like the implants.

68- u are right.
where I come from it is called being a 195 pounds, but with weight distributed amongst a six foot frame not fat looking.

basically a healthy young man who has gained the freshman 15.

Looks like she may have a litter peener in that bikini ...

Put a blond mustache on that and you have daddy......


I'm totally going to print that first photo out tonight and splatter my goo on it.

#39 - Jimbotroll, it's called shrinkage, she was in the cold ocean. Of course you'd know that if you had a dick.

#49 - jp, I'm not afraid of 6ft tall women, I'm just disgusted by 6ft tall men who try to foist themselves off on America as 6ft tall women. Elle Macpherson, I would drill into that like Dubya looking for oil in Alaska.

#55 - honest and infected, colored fabric doesn't throw a shadow, bulges from dicks do.

Goddamn it, fags, if you decide to fuck somebody you've got to commit. If you like Brooke's boobs, then deal with whatever you find when you take her pants off. Don't pretend you're too proud to suck. When I decide to fuck a guy, he gets it all - oral, anal, ass-to-mouth, facial, whatever. The time to say "no" is in the bar, not in the bedroom. Anything less is pure cunty bullshit.

In phto #4 (hands at side of bikini bottom).
Is that a bulge in her pants??

I believe she has a penis. Either that or the BIGGEST Vajay-Day EVER!

@75 You are pretty wild FRIST troll. Do you swallow too??

theres a whole load of bush going on there, its mount Bushmore inside that bikini.....btw Hulk is excellent brother!

Hulk is a douche bag. He was the King of the Bacchus parade for Mardi Gras. He didn't even acknowledge the 3'x8' sign I hung from my stand that said "Hulk, have Nick make me some vegetables"

I'd hit it so hard her music would sound good.

/implants
//don't care

Brooke Hogan is gorgeous and her daddy rocks!

I don't know, Jimbo, that troll was a little funny, but kinda gross.

Then I remembered that I don't give a shit and went back to teaching blind alcoholics how to order margaritas in sign language..

Pretty sure I saw her last night during the linebacker workouts at the NFL scouting combine.

yeah that's a lotta woman - big strong boobs ass thighs - keep ya warm on a cold night. that's a fun ride there. if you're not man enough for the job at least be a gentleman about it and acknowledge that she's pretty and well worth a lay.

She appears to have her parasitic twins ass where her chin should be...

OK, I've hated on her. Now let me say this...if that bulge is the result of HGH induced labia, given the size of her ass and thighs and the fact that I am quite girthy...I'd have to have at it. You gott a admit fellas - she looks like she could really put the old smackdown on a penis- and I'd be game...

I'd beat it up like King Kong Bundy!!!

You're all crazy she's smokin!

C'mon, that has GOT to be a penis in pic 4.

those nails scream trasharrific

those nails scream trasharrific

shes got a fuckin bulge! i knew she was a he

She is just a really large chick. She is fairly proportionate and looks to be in really good shape, but she definitly wouldn't ever be described as feminine.

Her fake boobs when she jumps look ridiculous.

61. Jenny:
“Um I think she looks fine, you guys are all crazy. Not all women are going to be 90 pounds with DD's.”

Her weight isn’t the problem I have with her. It would be what's in pic #4 that's the problem.

so she WANTS to look like her mother...?

i don't think it's fair of you insecure tiny little balding men to be hating on brooke. she obviously works out really hard and is in excellent shape for her body type. not every girl can be a coke whore, you know.

Sexy lady! She has posted many hot pictures at the millionaire site millionairecupid.com. Very hot, top 10.

nice ball

bold & the beautiful not really

Moose Knuckle! Don't get me wrong, I definitely would...She's flying around like a giant transvestite tinkerbell...Don't get me wrong, I love trannies and tinkerbells, and giants for that matter. What was the giant on Lord of the Rings, Haggard. I love him. Shouldn't have taken E so early in the day...I love everything. Office meeting in 20 minutes, I'm fucked.

i would definately hit that pussy her new tits are deff a pluss : 0000

your all freaks. she looks better than alot of chicks!

i had these board shorts like 4 years ago. what a douche... go get some new ones if you are going to be hanging out with celebrities.

The bulge in pic 4 is too high to be a dick. Trust me, I've seen enough men in women's swimsuits to know.

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There's always gonna be haters and snarky comments... that's fine, and usually funny, but damn give the girl a break

I've seen Brooke look like a drag-queen (excessive make-up), but every pic I've seen of Brooke is a "I'd so hit that". She's damn sexy. She's a big girl, but she's not fat. She's fit and toned. She's got a killer bod that I'd love to have fun with. I'd hate it if she got too skinny like the skin-and-bones skeleton bitches. I want some curves and meat on that bod. I'd rather count muscle groups instead of ribs and vertebrae.

Keep postin the brooke pics! I can't wait for the Brooke nip-slip and upskirts!

uhhhhhh you people are crazy. who cares if shes tall... you short boys are just sad cause you only get to date midgets..which is probably why all of you little ones like hayden.. shes shorter than you
she looks really good.. better than ever... how the hell is she too tan she barely even has one

I'm really puzzled at all the negative comments. You know, you don't have to have your ribs popping out to look good in a bikini. Looking good in a bikini is about being toned and having a proportionate figure - both of which is a check mark for Brooke Hogan.

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108. ryjrdtw
“uhhhhhh you people are crazy. who cares if shes tall...”

Nobody. Most of us are freaked out by what we see in pic #4 and the rest ragging on her about her weight.

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i see a small penis...or large bushy clit...imma go for small penis.

Oh please. Brooke looks like every other +15lber that would rather get a boob job then actually work out to get a nice body. All of you people commenting that she looks toned and powerful, have no idea what you are talking about. That is fat, not muscle. She doesn't look horrible, she just looks average...

Oh, I am so surprised that she had not removed her profile from this Herpes site: ====Stdpal.com. god bless.

OMG...I "wish" that I had the problem w/the way this NORDIC GODDESS looks in her damn bikini that some either apparently BLIND and/or JEALOUS MF's in here commenting on her do...But then again, I suppose if you don't have the necessary equipment or are insecure for some other reason you probably should run away & hide your all-day shrinkage...

exciting photo. i also saw her photo put on the site called WealthyDater.com, really! is she want to find a rich man?

exciting photo. i also saw her photo put on the site called WealthyDater.com, really! is she want to find a rich man?

Brooke is neither ugly nor fat, maybe fake, but not ugly or fat.
She could not only be the wet dreams of the wanksters that infiltrate this site, but, as stated above, kick some pussy ass.

what im seeing might be an illusion.. but i see a little "poke" where if she were infact FEMALE....the "poke" shouldn't be there!!! wtf..

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you girls are completly right.. i totaly agree.. still a bunch of cunts tho

i think she looks really gud i dont know what evryone is talking about i think she has better figure than most of the people that are cominiting about her haters haters haters....

You are all SO mean! I hope you all look perfect because if not I would love to see what people would say about your pictures! Get a job.

she has a perfect body and she doesnt look like a man at all. if hulk wasnt her dad nobody would say that. if she was any thinner you'd be saying she looks like a 12 year old boy, if she didnt have the muscles you'd be calling her fat. the comments on here are so predictable these days, if any of you were lucky enough to even speak to a girl who looks anything like this you'd probably cream your spongebob squarepants XXXL boxershorts there and then

Brooke looks wonderful... ???Man??? WTF! She looks toned, fit, and healthy! Sorry, not everyone is a waif. She's still slimmer than the average American woman. And for those of you who think that she's fat - you're freaking nuts. You need to look in the mirror.

The only negative comment that I do agree with is that she would be smart to cut back on the sunbathing. She has a very dark tan, and if she continues that way, she'll end up a "leather bag" in 20 years.

America Loves Implants..so she has huge ones? You would still cop a feel if given the chance. She just wants to be famous ok..jeez! lmao

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Some of you people are twisted. Some of us regular women happen to have "fat" pussies too, it's just the way we are made. We don't have penises, and we're not on steroids. Get educated before you make some lame-ass, ignorant comment on a woman's anatomy. Brooke happens to be in damn good shape. No, she's not a size 2, but who cares? She's healthy, and that's what matters. Who wants to cuddle up to "twig" anyway?
Just my observation.

sorrry Terry, but does your daughter like it in the ass? that is quite special!

Pwoah! i think she is absolutely stunning!!!!

wow. why are guys so jealous of girls who are popular regardless of the reason...when males get jealous of women the first thing they do is exaggerate the woman's image. she's great looking and the mod, the douche that he is, who is obviously unattractive souly based on this site, knows it.

You know you'd die to go and have shag with her. Too bad she wouldn't with you, aye?

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