Feb 21 2008Britney Spears will age horribly

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Well, at least she will age better than the Rolling Stones have.

So at 46 she'll become Chris Farley?

The sad thing is, these pictures look like the typical long-term office workers at any company around the U.S.

I can understand her face getting bigger, but it's weird how the eyes changed so much from slanty and big, to more even but so much smaller. And I get how her teeth got duller, but would they change their alighment and shape too????

Guess that's what happens or could happen living the life that she does.

She won't look like that at all and I'm positive she'll straighten up herself in good time and start looking as good as she used to.

Your fans support you Britney!

Hideous!

The pictures on their website are disturbing as hell.

Holy living fuck! That scared me shitless. Fish, please don't do that again.

Funny thing is those pics are pretty close to what I would imagine her turning out to be. In my vision she's sitting on the porch of a decrepit shotgun shack in the LA bayou slowly rocking herself with her one foot. Naturally she had to have her other foot amputated due to her diabetes.

Wow!... that is amazing!....I actually think that is probably close to what she will really look like. In general most folks as they age, put on weight, so that seems logical, and she seems like she will broaden out ALL over.

Would be fun to store that photo away for 10 years and see if it comes true,

I think its a pertty accurtate depiction. Crazy.

I am just a bit curious...Why her profile was found on millionaire dating site 'BillionaireCupid dot com' last week? I will check it again.

Looks like something out of a Metalocalypse episode. Give here a guitar and she's in the band.

LOL. NOW DO ONE OF PARIS HILTON.

@11 Yeah you go do that you cunt! Jennifer, see if her pictures are updated with what we see here.

I doubt Britney Spears is going to become Sally Struthers.

I'D HIT IT

Anyone else think the aged version looks better than she does now?

this didnt take into fact all of the plastic surgery she will probably have!

Yeah, dunno. I don't think these computer-aging programs produce accurate results. You can feed in a picture of your own from 15 years ago (I know, most of you had just been born) and what you get is a caricature of what you look like now. In Britney's case they obviously didn't account for the extremely wideset eyes, huge forehead (to go with receding hairline), and the likelihood that she'll go through lots of cycles of getting fat and losing weight. But even with all that, she'll look different because she'll get every plastic surgery procedure she can find.

"Well, at least she will age better than the Rolling Stones have."

But, she will never have anywhere near their musical talent or longevity in the music business.

This is nothing. By 30, Lindsay will look like Smeagol. And smell like smegma.

Oh, so that's what Jimbo was talking about..

No, Jimbo was talking about his penis, as always. He's not a complicated man.

My only question is how can they predict exactly to where her zits will migrate.

She looks a bit like leatherface without the mask.

She looks a lot better than I originally thought she would. I kind of thought that she would end up looking more like toe nail fungus.

Gah............

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a bit of a stretch

No way she will look that good.

What an attractive woman. I'd hit that without mercy.

eye bleach please....

FRIST I think I like you better as a brunette.

http://www.phojoe.com/images/new/free%20stuff/Paris-Hilton-Fat_1280-small.jpg

That's hot.

There's a big difference between these photos and what Britney Spears will eventually end up looking like. This is because BRITNEY CAN AFFORD AS MUCH PLASTIC SURGERY/TEETH BLEACH/GOOD HAIRDRESSING AS SHE LIKES.

We will never see her in this state.

Eh, atleast she looks happy in all the photos! That's a good prediction!

#34, I don't know why she doesn't take advantage of it now..

Her ears don't bend over far enough to be life-like for Britney.

cos she's insane right now..

The Office Whore! Glad to finally meet you!

46!!! That walking donut ain't gonna see 27!!!

She's not insane, she's just big boned.

I think they forgot to factor in all the plastic surgery she will probably have done.

She wont live that long!

That age progression site is creepy. Seriously. Why would any parent want photos of what their child would have looked like if they'd lived? That's like a one-way ticket to complete emotional meltdown.

I love the Target designer T-shirt. It'd be even better if she was not actually broke at 36, but that's the clothes she thought looked on her the best.

HILARIOUS. And probably not far off the mark.

Between the Taco Bell runs, the liters of booze and the 3-pack-a-day habit, this cow's gonna be headed for the slaughterhouse before long.

She'll definitely commit suicide before age 35.

OK, that looks absolutely nothing like her. Nothing. I don't care how badly she takes care of herself. She's not going to turn into an entirely different person.

I think she'll look like herself. Just much crappier. And this ain't it.

not bad, but they totally got the cow eyes wrong, need to be slipping off her face more

"There's a big difference between these photos and what Britney Spears will eventually end up looking like. This is because BRITNEY CAN AFFORD AS MUCH PLASTIC SURGERY/TEETH BLEACH/GOOD HAIRDRESSING AS SHE LIKES."

Yes, and she has failed to utilize any of these so far, so what makes you think anything will change? Plus, if her career continues in the direction it's been going, she will not have tons of money for those little extras.

Joe @3 "The sad thing is, these pictures look like the typical long-term office workers at any company around the U.S."

Ha, ha, ha....that is so fucking true. Gah. For women, from 21 on it's a slide into obesity and general hidesousness.

Britney will be worse though...greasy whore.

You people are boring. Just keep reiterating but by all means DON'T scroll up to see if anyone has mentioned that before. God forbid..

she's always going to be rich enough for a bit of plastic surgery - she can sleep with a few more paparazzi types, sell some hair, write a book if she gets really desperate.
she doesn't need plastic surgery yet. she just needs to be a bit healthier. she scrubs alright if she has a few weeks notice.

She's not going to look that good

NEWSFLASH! She won't look like that because of PLASTIC SURGERY!!! DUH!

I can't believe nobody pointed that out yet.

hey guys you think she's gonna get plastic surgery!?!?!?!?!!11111111

I'd still hit it.

That's better, you are amusing me now..

I saw the full length picture. Ironically, when she is 46 she is still wearing the same brown boots.

Lol not! she'll die way before the age of 40

they didn't have one of paris hilton all old and wrinkly, but this'll do for now..

http://www.phojoe.com/images/new/free%20stuff/Paris-Hilton-Fat_1280-small.jpg

At least she looks happy.

I can also imagine her on that Louisiana porch someone else talked about, wearing little ripped shorts with pocked thighs spilling out of them, a T.V. complete with antenna blaring out reruns in the background, the neighborhood mutt licking Dorito crumbs out from between her toes and Britney laughing... "That tickles y'all, best sex I ever had!" ( BURP ) Happy in her natural element at last.

Not all that different from current Melissa Joan Hart.

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm315333376/nm0004997

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1849989888/nm0004997

Woof!

WILL age horribly??

Was this entry written in 2002?????

#52 absolutely correct
#61 those made me think Moooo (and she was actually pretty nice up to a point)

No way she's making it to April 2009. There's just no way. Anna Nicole, get the seat next to you ready.

Did those idiots wasting their time figure out how big Aguilara's tits are going to be at that time?
By their current expansion rate, they'll each need their own zip code.

Ahahahaha, that just made my day.

Any speculation where the black eyes fit in?

I truly don't think she'll be around for 36... unless her parents continue to babysit her. I also think this in inaccurate...she'll be balding by then considering all of her extensions pulling at her scalp. Her hair has never recovered from her buzz cut.

I'd love to see age progression on Ms. Lohan. She won't make it till 36 either. Her face & skin all ready looked weathered. Take a look at those nudie shots from New York Magazine....her face...haggard! Cocaine sucks the youth right outta your face. It speeds up your aging.

I truly don't think she'll be around for 36... unless her parents continue to babysit her. I also think this in inaccurate...she'll be balding by then considering all of her extensions pulling at her scalp. Her hair has never recovered from her buzz cut.

I'd love to see age progression on Ms. Lohan. She won't make it till 36 either. Her face & skin all ready looked weathered. Take a look at those nudie shots from New York Magazine....her face...haggard! Cocaine sucks the youth right outta your face. It speeds up your aging.

Britney does have a really thick neck, so if she gains weight I could see that happening. However, she is way too vain to ever gain that much weight and let her teeth get that gross. Hopefully she will change her lifestyle before then, because her mom looks really good for her age.
Also: Hohan-she does look gross, her face looks older than mine and I am 31. I think it's a combination of smoking, tanning, alchohol abuse and cocaine, along with whatever other drugs she uses.

Yeah, I can see this. Only there's too much expression in the eyes.

Although these are probably meant to scare her and prompt her into a more healthy lifestyle so she doesn't turn out like an ogre, I have a feeling they will do the opposite and make her freak out and go all anorexic and amphetamine crazy. This will produce even worse results by age 40, which nobody thought was ever possible.

Yeah, she'll probably still be wearing wigs at 30/40. Probably pink. With botox and collagen. So imagine that with puffy lips and the wig worn by Natalie Portman as a stripper in Closer.

Oooh baby! That did it. Now I'm really all hot for Britney.

hhmmmm, considering she's been working and getting her life on track, these don't seem to be so true.............

That's Britney. I saw some uploaded her 40s photo at http://femmate.com

In the 36 y/o one she looks exactly like one of my bitchy english teachers that I DESPISE.

74, you should ask your bitchy teacher if she used to look like Britney

Don't forget the crystal meth teeth...just for affect.

Lol not! she'll die way before the age of 40

No chance in hell she will look like that!!!
She will kill herself probably...
I was a big fan..but now i feel sorry for her ..
I hope she will be back to herself again and try to be the pop icon that she was..

hm.. fun fun.. i wanna know what i would look like at 30. anyways.. i aint paying close to 200 and 210 with tax just to find out.. would u?

No way she has all her teeth at 46. no fucking way.

OMG, so attractive, i saw her blog with hot pictures on http://multiraciallove.com It is sincere and attractive. every one needs something new. So do those famous stars who also tried to seek some hot guys for interracial relationship or joy. Nice to enjoy how raze they are. LOL.

how is this news? it's not, dammit. I could have drawn a picture of britney with a popsicle in her hand and written the captain ' britney likes flavored ice' and it would be comparable to this

so this is definately a tim and eric type of face

I was just looking at all the pictures on that age progression site, apparently everybody looks like 3 miles of bad road after they turn 7. Some kid had a dirt-stache that cursed him well into his 90's. This has got to be one of the funniest stories thesuperficial ever covered but for all the wrong reasons.

I don't think it'll take 10 years for her to look like that...for the past 5 years she has gotten 100 fatter, greasier, and balder every year

Ya gotta love it!

...its official....i'll never toss off to her again........seriously

she should be so ugly!!

I cant imagine she should be so...

gals at pinkmingle.com think it's so horriblel!

yarg. that's nasty.

I can't stand Brit, but come on. There is no way on earth she will ever look like this. I think the folks that did the morphing forgot how much money she has and that she can buy the lipo, hair extensions, teeth whitening, etc. I don't even think she would look this bad if she didn't have any money. I can see the weight gain, but a bad perm??? They also made her hair thicker than what it will probablly be. I thought with all the technology that is out there these pics would have been a little more realistic. They are entertaining!

Looks just like any other typical american to me. I bet most of you writers here look like that if not worse.

Amen Ivanos! This looks like half the people I see everyday here in California. I doubt she will look like everyother middle aged housewife though. She will have plastic surgery and trainers to keep her from looking a day over 25, though that never works. Someone should tell that to the women on Real Housewives of OC.