Feb 11 2008Britney Spears starts gang war
Following Britney Spears just got a lot more dangerous. NY Daily News is reporting that members of the Crips and Bloods are snatching up cameras and battling it out for shots of Britney. Several paps have complained about their new competition:
They claim rival agencies are arming the thugs with cameras and sending them out to do battle with the dozens of paps who rubberneck around Hollywood's favorite train wreck.
Veteran snapper Nick Stern, who quit the Splash agency this month, said: "I've heard stories of fights, of car tires being slashed, cars being blocked in."
I want to say this whole Britney situation has officially reached new levels of insanity, but at least these guys are off the streets and earning an honest living. Capitalism does work! Hold on there's someone at the door. Hey, sorry, folks but there's a nice young man here by the name of Fuk-U-Up who wants to pistol whip me in the street for crediting some photos wrong. But I won't bore you with shop talk. Be right back. Say, buddy, can you go easy on the face? I just did a cucumber mask this morning. You'll just shank me in the abdomen instead? Sounds fair to me. You're an okay guy, Fuk-U-Up.
Reader Comments
1. JJ - February 11, 2008 3:14 PM
If the headline read "Britney starts gang bang", I would have believed it.
2. E - February 11, 2008 3:16 PM
"are being snatching up cameras" WTF??
3. Hilton H8ter - February 11, 2008 3:17 PM
Man she is looking even porkier here.
4. Wigs - February 11, 2008 3:17 PM
I think it'd be pretty cool to watch some TMZ footage of a bunch of paps where one of them yells out "this way Britney!" and then another one gets in his way, so the first guy stabs him in the neck and clicks off exclusive pictures between the spurts of blood.
5. black gang member/pap - February 11, 2008 3:19 PM
"So you want the pictures before or after I rape her?"
6. Tony - February 11, 2008 3:20 PM
Fish, don't be silly. Monkeys don't know how to use cameras.
7. Susan - February 11, 2008 3:22 PM
It looks like she gained 10 pounds in the nuthouse. Definitely time to go back to pooping her way to a better figure.
8. meh - February 11, 2008 3:23 PM
That's hilarious.
9. BritneyBrimley - February 11, 2008 3:24 PM
Look kids it's Jowley McJowelstien !
10. tra - February 11, 2008 3:25 PM
Ninth.
11. Auntie Kryst - February 11, 2008 3:25 PM
Smile Beeeyotch!
12. Lindsay L. - February 11, 2008 3:25 PM
MOTHERFUCKERS!
13. Bucksta - February 11, 2008 3:25 PM
She's one hell of a BIG BREAKFAST!
14. Matthew - February 11, 2008 3:27 PM
In Britney's case, purging is justified. Hell, who am I kidding, it's justified for any fat chick. Just keep it hidden, ok?
15. FRIST!!! - February 11, 2008 3:28 PM
Looks like they fired another Fish writer. The new guy blows!!
16. havoc - February 11, 2008 3:28 PM
No one cares anymore.....
Except the paprazzi....
.
17. sharpeidude - February 11, 2008 3:30 PM
Straight checkin' yo ass biotch! Smile fo da cam'ra ho!
18. deaconjones - February 11, 2008 3:32 PM
I ain't skeeeeeered. I'd give her my man juice. mom!! can i has some juice?
19. fagtown - February 11, 2008 3:33 PM
good i hope the pap all get shot :0
20. causeyourhot.com - February 11, 2008 3:35 PM
SAVE BRITNEY
causeyourhot.com
21. mimi - February 11, 2008 3:37 PM
God Loves Britney.
U all Suk.
22. The White Urkle - February 11, 2008 3:38 PM
#5 and 6, way to funny. Brit should be happy. I heard she likes the nigga cock.
23. diddle - February 11, 2008 3:38 PM
20- so, you actually misspell your in your website? wow.
24. Phizz - February 11, 2008 3:39 PM
Today a story breaks (finally) about a Clinton-esque one-night stand by BARACK OBAMA, promised by the source to be one of many, and we're looking at our third Spears-family story of the day?
25. gladyou'restupid - February 11, 2008 3:43 PM
24. good god shut the hell up. this is a celebrity bashing site. Not a site about politics. go find your huckabee fucking fan site, dickhead.
26. Anonymous - February 11, 2008 3:46 PM
Thank you #25.
Fuck politics.
27. The White Urkle - February 11, 2008 3:48 PM
Phizz, Barack, clinton, mcCain, they are all the same. Every one of them is a liberal pussy. Get ready for amnesty and higher taxes everyone!
Now, back to the real issue. I wonder if Brit's lil sister likes to take it up the ass like all knocked up girls do? It would have kept her from getting knocked up in the first place.
28. junior - February 11, 2008 3:48 PM
My gang the "Coochie Snappers" will go to any lengths to get our shot. We've been shooting hoes at an alarming rate. Ya'll think this is a joke but just try to step in on one of my camera angles...I'm tellin ya
29. i know stuff - February 11, 2008 3:48 PM
you got it 26!!
30. D. Richards (Sack.) - February 11, 2008 3:49 PM
'Hey, essay, what you in for? Grand theft? Yeah, ho'mes, and you, what you in heer for? Murder one? That's some crazy shit, ho'mes. Yeah, what am I here for, essay?
I slashed a guy's tires while I was up in Hollywood taking pictures of Britney Spears coming out of a department store.'
A collective, 'Huh?!'
'They were big tires, ho'mes!'
31. SpearSux - February 11, 2008 3:53 PM
Good. Maybe a Crip can bust a cap in this cow's fat white jiggly cracker ass.
32. RichPort - February 11, 2008 3:57 PM
Ok, what happened to her fun bags, ese?
33. Blind me!! - February 11, 2008 3:58 PM
My god..! middle age came fast to her didn't it. Wrinkles and bloat I will have to have my eyeballs blessed with holy water to remove the curse of this photo.
34. holla@meh - February 11, 2008 3:59 PM
the most stupid commentary ever posted: today below the above story.
35. Realist - February 11, 2008 4:02 PM
Good. Papparazzi suck. They deserve to have to deal with gang members.
36. D. Richards (Ese.) - February 11, 2008 4:02 PM
Fuck, I misspelled 'ese'.
Goddamn you internet! I searched and I searched.
37. Kim - February 11, 2008 4:03 PM
I'd be way more interested in anything - including a story about Obama fucking some intern - that's not another story about Britney.
38. Secret Admirer - February 11, 2008 4:13 PM
My you're looking particularly gorgeous today !!
Where's the skanky knee-high boots?
The hat?
BTW ..... WTF is with that? .... You cut off your hair and then clip it back on everywhere you go .... then cover up the clip-ons with a hat ?....... just .. w0w .... You were really thinking when you pulled THAT stunt eh ?
I love reading about you and your kin-folk.
Y"ALL put a smile on my face at least once a day
39. Doomhammer - February 11, 2008 4:19 PM
Brit is out in her Buford T. Justice sunglasses again. I heard she walks up and down the sunset strip saying "you sumbitch, I got the evidence" !!
40. abdo - February 11, 2008 4:25 PM
My eyes..my eyes!!!
41. CuntSlasher - February 11, 2008 4:48 PM
I hate how she walks like a duck with her toes out and heels in. It is as bad as being pigeon-toed. Somebody needs to poison this bitchs' Cheetos.
42. whoa - February 11, 2008 5:08 PM
god she looks like a fat man.
43. Trover - February 11, 2008 6:51 PM
The thing about Brit is that she is literally 10 weeks away from being smoking hawt, or 10 weeks away from a Starbucks induced coma. I mean, if she hit the gym, rocked the Power 90X, every dude would want her bod again.
44. Bob - February 11, 2008 7:49 PM
Britney has fat arms. Nuff said.
45. cookie monsta - February 11, 2008 9:32 PM
so fucking tired of this wreck, but an interesting slant here, my fingers are crossed that when the fight really starts with the ganbangers, this fat fuck will be caught in the crossfire, please !!!
46. iza - February 12, 2008 12:22 AM
why are u peopel so fucked up why dont u just leave her alone don t havean yhthing better to do talk shit about others ur probaly more fucked up then her
47. Britney spears fan - February 12, 2008 4:41 AM
Hi
Even I believe Britney needs a break from all those who interfere in her personal life...I am sure one day she will be able to put an end to whatever wrong happening in her lfe.
48. poetryman69 - February 12, 2008 7:19 AM
I am temporarily out of love with her. Until the next time she wears her underwear in public at least.
49. casualencounters - February 12, 2008 8:10 AM
ummm~~~~God saves Britney! I really hope she is well, and my friends --who are her big fans on casualpal.com do think in the same way. Lots of people hope so, but Britney do not love herself!
50. Christina - February 12, 2008 9:05 AM
It's CRYPT!
51. angles - February 12, 2008 9:07 AM
fat
52. Hatey McWrathenstein - February 13, 2008 2:23 AM
Dear Gods, YES!
Scum of one kind potentially slaying scum of another? Camped out in Malibu and other posh places? Fuck YEAH!
And hey, maybe this is kinda like helping at-risk youth develop socially acceptable hobbies and trades... y'know, murdering papparazzi.