Feb 25 2008Britney Spears sees her children, they survive
Most of you probably are already aware of this, but just in case, Britney Spears visited with her children for the first time on Saturday since January 3. Kevin Federline wanted Britney to have some time with the kids. After two days of tense negotiations, lawyers for each side hashed out a deal. E! News reports:
Aside from Spears and a court-appointed monitor, there were several other key personnel on hand, including: Britney's father, Jamie Spears; a Federline security guard; and a lawyer from the Luce Forward law firm, which is handling Britney's conservatorship for Jamie Spears.
According to an insider, the 26-year-old pop star was not permitted to take the boys, ages two and one, into another room without the others watching.
Also present was a blind chimp with a bazooka. It had been previously determined that, in the case of an emergency, if anyone should be left alone with the children, it should be the chimp. Or a box of old syringes. Britney, however, does have one opportunity to be left alone with her boys. But first she'd have to survive a nuclear holocaust and not be within 100 yards of a radioactive zombie. At which point, said zombie will be the children's primary caregiver. Britney's lawyer is currently fighting for shared custody with the zombie, but so far, no dice.
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Reader Comments
1. a - February 25, 2008 2:43 PM
How sad that an entire circus is needed to keep a couple of toddlers safe.
2. Dave - February 25, 2008 2:43 PM
NO MORE BRITNEY PLEASE! FIRST!
3. SpotsBeforeMyEyes - February 25, 2008 2:43 PM
Her Dad is way hot. I love a hero.
4. deacon jones - February 25, 2008 2:43 PM
First you slobbering fucknig fish cunts.
5. D. Richards (Scumbag.) - February 25, 2008 2:46 PM
Goddamn it! No death? No fiery death? No insane, fiery death? The kids lived?
Tragic; it's a tragedy. An utter travesty to Britney Spears' life.
6. Auntie Kryst - February 25, 2008 2:48 PM
That's quite a scene in that hallway. Where's the pic of Jack Ruby stepping out and shooting her in the stomache?
7. hell yeah - February 25, 2008 2:49 PM
she probably thought she was at a petting zoo.
8. 23apples - February 25, 2008 2:49 PM
What's going on with her hair? It gives me the chills... it's like one big oil slick with a cinnamon roll on top... Forget the penguins, where is the dawn dish soap when you REALLY need it
9. fergernauster - February 25, 2008 2:49 PM
Repeated and/or omni-present hairweaves MUST cause receding hairline.
And brain cancer.
10. Clem - February 25, 2008 2:51 PM
Michael Jackson's kids (the completely 100% caucasian ones) are going to come out more normal than those two.
11. Gerald_Tarrant - February 25, 2008 2:54 PM
LOL@6. Jack Ruby, classic. It looks like a reenactment.
12. Champ - February 25, 2008 2:54 PM
Wow she must be really doing well, I havent seen the pink wig or Predator outfit in some time. Skank.
13. sweetnsnooty - February 25, 2008 2:56 PM
we can always count on Britney to deliver a freak show
14. p911gt10c - February 25, 2008 2:58 PM
Yup, takes an entire team of people to make sure she stays on her feet. Pathetic.
OH, and #2 and 4, you're both losers.
15. Buzzlist - February 25, 2008 2:59 PM
seems saw her before on millionairefriends.com where Charlie Sheen found his new love there. It is said he has major crush there.
16. Buzzlist - February 25, 2008 3:01 PM
seems saw her before on millionairefriends.com where Charlie Sheen found his new love there. It is said he has major crush there.
17. Buzzlist - February 25, 2008 3:02 PM
seems saw her before on millionairefriends.com where Charlie Sheen found his new love there. It is said he has major crush there.
18. lipper - February 25, 2008 3:02 PM
That black coat is the UGLIEST thing I've seen on her yet.. ok her boots are pretty bad, a give in. She has all that money, yet it looks like some hooker down the lane buys her clothes. Amazing.
19. lipper - February 25, 2008 3:03 PM
Buzzlist go lick my ass.
20. Buzzlist - February 25, 2008 3:03 PM
seems saw her before on millionairefriends.com where Charlie's Spleen found his new love there. It is said he has major crush there.
21. Buzzlist - February 25, 2008 3:05 PM
seems saw her before on millionairefriends.com where Charlie's Spleen fondled his new tool there. It is said he has major crush on hair.
22. Geoff - February 25, 2008 3:06 PM
I'm sure being Britney's kids couldn't be worse than being Jacko's kids.
I guess they don't have to wear Mardi Gras masks everytime they go out
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23. Geoff - February 25, 2008 3:08 PM
I'm sure being Britney's kids couldn't be worse than being Jacko's kids.
I guess they don't have to wear Mardi Gras masks everytime they go out
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24. Buzzlist - February 25, 2008 3:10 PM
seems saw her behind on millionairefriends.com where Charlie Peen found his new lice there. It is said he have major crush on louses.
25. EuroNeckPain - February 25, 2008 3:10 PM
She looks like she stinks. It must be chaos inside her mansion. She has been unable to pick out clean clothes for a while.
26. Anonymous - February 25, 2008 3:12 PM
She is an utterly useless human being.
So is Buzzlist.
27. norton - February 25, 2008 3:14 PM
Proof positive you can take the girl out of the trailer park but you just can't take the trailer park out of the girl.
28. BunnyButt - February 25, 2008 3:16 PM
Someone needs to wipe the donut crumbs off her face in pic 4 ...
29. IKE - February 25, 2008 3:19 PM
It's good to see that she's on the right path again.
30. Jimbo - February 25, 2008 3:20 PM
28 I would do it but my tounge is in deacon jones' butt.
31. The buzzlist Less Liberation Front. - February 25, 2008 3:27 PM
Hey buzzlist. I am holding your rice cooker hostage, and will destroy it if you continue with those retarded posts. You have 1 minute to comply.
32. Veroonica - February 25, 2008 3:31 PM
I wonder if you hear the sound of two meatflaps rubbing together when she walks down the street : )
33. woodhorse - February 25, 2008 3:31 PM
How come other people get weaves and their scalp doesn't show but Britney looks like she's going bald?
34. woodhorse - February 25, 2008 3:34 PM
Anyone seen Wally? I've been waiting 30 minutes for him to get back from the Quiktrip with my tampons.
35. Lowlands - February 25, 2008 3:37 PM
Are they still fighting about the custody?This is getting really boring by now.I'll bet even the lawyers give a yawn by now when they noticed their bills are paid again.
36. Ted from LA - February 25, 2008 3:45 PM
I'm surprised OJ hasn't killed her yet. I wonder what he is waiting for. Maybe he is too busy looking for the real killers on golf courses and horse tracks across America.
37. N.Y. Ted - February 25, 2008 3:47 PM
Can someone explain what K-Fed does for income...???
38. Randal - February 25, 2008 3:50 PM
I think it's a great turn around from what we've seen in the past. Britney is doing her best to move forward and be a responsible adult to her family and children.
Great work Britney! Your fans support you! xoxo
39. havoc - February 25, 2008 3:50 PM
Oh God, she didn't flash her snapper to them did she?
Maybe she wore undies......who knows.
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40. Anon - February 25, 2008 4:03 PM
N.Y. Ted.
He gets enough child support so he doesn't have to work but not the amount he's entitled to.
But before you start with the obligatory "get a job" line remember he's not doing anything women haven't been doing for sooooooooooooooooo long.
Difference is he hasn't been trying to get an extortionate amount or "take her for every dime" like these women do.
Why don't you have a go at them. (if i could put emotes in it would be the one that Rolls Eyes)
remember if its good for the Goose...
41. Ted from LA - February 25, 2008 4:34 PM
Who does her hair?
Sean Preston or Jayden James?
42. N.Y. Ted - February 25, 2008 4:52 PM
Anon...I know...my ex-wife got the "Gold Mine"...and I got the "Shaft"....!
43. niles - February 25, 2008 4:54 PM
@39 The undies were a court order.........acting like a mother was not, unfortunately!
44. mercedes von uppity - February 25, 2008 5:33 PM
ok, um, why can we see hunks of her scalp through her hair?
45. Famous Anus - February 25, 2008 5:33 PM
16. Buzzlist - February 25, 2008 3:01 PM
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seems she saw God while down on her knees before on millions-of-air-heads dot where/Britney found her Cheeto's there. It is said she has fun crushing them for her hair while drooling uhhhhh .... spittle - yeah, that's it -
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46. Auntie Kryst - February 25, 2008 6:13 PM
Anyone happen to notice the rotating banner ad at the top of the fish for NexTag? It's an online degree site. Check out the picture of the girl in the banner ads. It looks like Jamie Lynn Spears is hard at work on that GED.
47. magickal - February 25, 2008 10:52 PM
Wow what's up with all the fake posts. I guess I don't come around enough anymore to not fall for it. I'm reading away, Britney...yes...trainwreck...um hmmm...hair...charlie sheen, and BOOM! Someone's effing website. I hate you evil spamming bastards. *My emote would be "foaming at mouth face" damning you to hell.*
That aside, holy shit. That Jamie Spears finally grew a pair and is taking charge. About 10 years too late, but, hey, better late than never. Britney is 10 years older than Jamie-Lynne right now Or Jamie Lynn. However the fuck.
P.S. Hehehe... #6, 46...duhhh....I just got it...Auntie Kryst. I was prounouncing it "crist", sill me. Good stuff!
48. tc - February 26, 2008 1:19 AM
Her skin is looking lots better than usual (apart from the moustache, that is).
49. Stokke Tripp Trapp - February 26, 2008 3:37 AM
what ever Britnay has done i think she hav the right to see her children because she is MOTHER
50. anita - February 26, 2008 11:09 AM
why is she dressed that way to visit her kids? As a mother shouldnt she wear the mommy clothes? What if the kids sit with her on the floor building blocks or want to play with toys. She'll have that snapper flashing again. Shameful that she is dressed like she is going out dancing for the night. Those boys are better off having a ham sandwich for a mother. She is such a dysfunction.
51. Grunion - February 26, 2008 11:17 AM
Oh yeah these kids are going to be just as normal as shit when they grow up. 10 bucks says the oldest is already torturing small animals and setting fires.
52. j-real - February 26, 2008 2:08 PM
OMFG Im in class and just died a hundred times from this post.....thank you
53. j-real - February 26, 2008 2:08 PM
OMFG Im in class and just died a hundred times from this post.....thank you