Feb 7 2008Britney Spears wears panties like a big girl (Kind of)

at least she learned something at the psych. ward. you go girl, keep reaching for those stars!

ewwww

Those buttcheeks aren't quite as shit-stained as I would have expected, for 10 laxatives a day. Who was her wiper? Sam? Adnan? Hat's off to you, whoever you are. You are very brave.

She has even less tone there than when she's singing.

Those boots. Again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. Take a second and just try and imagine the smell inside those boots. Just imagine.

I'd love to dive right in there and lick the seat after she leaves.

Good to see that her time in rehab didn't affect her impeccable fashion sense.

What a clown.

gross

In fairness, the same exact pictures would require twice as many pixels if it were Jennifer Love Hewitt.

You know that's proably hospital issue underwear.

Well at least she's beautiful on the inside.

If Adenoid can see that and still get hard, he deserves the money.

#11-kudos. Funniest comment of the day.

She must qweef herself everytime she moves. Her ass is fat, like a ziploc bag full of cottage cheese!

I'm pretty sure we're looking at Matilda 15 years in the future. Except she'll be in Australia, so they'll think she's hot and extremely fashionably dressed. Especially the hat.

Now you know that crotch smells like Freetos! Mmm-Hmm good!

A couple of things:

First) I'm glad to see Ficial using the word 'fuck'. It's about time.

Secondly) Is it, or isn't it, a vagina? I think that at one point there were genitals between Britney's legs; now, I'm not so sure. And I think in order to technically be considered a vagina, somebody would actually have to want to touch it. No one would dare fathom ascending that peak. Too sulfuric.

How does she hold that little black sign there?

*shakesheadandwalksaway*

How is it rocket surgery to get out of a vehicle and NOT show yer crotch? I do it all the time and I only posess an AAS degree in Accounting. Good hell!!

These photographs are so unfortunate. The sooner her father gets her in hand, the better.

Alright, WHO WAS SETTING OFF M-80's AGAIN???

#20 - I'm not sure that cumming in her hand will help matters. But she IS trying to cooperate - those are Daddy's favorite panties.

#9 - JLH knows better than to attempt to sit in a bucket seat at this point in her life.

and how could fishster possibly mix up a vagina with buttcheeks?? how? HOW??? could it be ... is it possible.. might the writer be actually a faG??
c'mon. the real Fish should not approve such lame writing.

I seen Britneys vagina on a website vaginamillionaires where it's lonely and looking for a date.

I wonder if she's keeping up with the British accent? That's sure to piss off her parents..."Now Britney, we told you, QUIT. Speak English, girl-and don't you roll yer eyes at ME! I'll smack you halfway into next week." Wow-my hillbilly translator is busted again. That's jsut not funny at all, but guess what? I'm hitting 'post' anyway! The Fish writers do it all day long, so fuck it..

Let's not forget our anatomy lessons...that's VULVA, not vagina!

Obviously she didn't do any isometric toning exercises while in the 4-point restraints. Really, there's never a valid reason to not exercise.

#19?! Frist, you're an accountant? That must be hell-on earth (no wonder you're an alcoholic).

'Drinking black coffee!'

#28 now THAT'S funny..

"how could fishster possibly mix up a vagina with buttcheeks"

We're talking about Britney here, it's an honest mistake. Even gay Sam Lutfi got hard the first time Britney flashed her vag at him, thinking he was looking at a guy's asshole. Only a sniper can tell the difference (before putting a bullet in his own head).

What’s this about a pending recall, WTF? We got 30 pallets sitting on the cross-dock reading to roll. It’s just my two cents, but would it kill the bigwigs to ever ask the warehouse guys what we think? It’s going to FUBAR round here if we gotta be taking product back in with all this inventory sitting here. No more room at the Inn! I’d like to see some of you tie guys skip your golf games and help us find some room down here.

Higgy - LMAO!!! too funny!!

Do you want to know what bothers me the most about these photos and others like them? I dated a girl in high school for two years and saw less of her pussy than I have Brit-Brit's. I even bought her a meal once. Angst.

Where I grew up we call that a gunt.

#31. You're right. Britney suffers from a disease called 'colliduntitus'.

Colliduntitus is where the afflicted woman's vagina and anus fused together when the woman was a fetus in her mother's womb; the resulting vagina is inside of the anus and the both are, essentially, one in the same orifice.

In short, Britney shit's to quief, and pisses to shit. It's a horrible malady.

wow. that didn't take long for the ghoulish exploitation to resume. the media officially has no soul.

I don't know..."gunt"? It's more her butt than anything else. "Bunt"? That sounds about right - something that makes you take a half-hearted swing and then it just dribbles out a little.

she looks happy again. i saw her profile on a site called passengerseatsnailtrails.com, it's a place to meet and mingle for sex-offender car mechanics.

@27, I thoough it was flabby butt cheeks and not the vula..

What the fuck is the "vula"???

@41 Sandy, the vulva is the mound around your vagina. If you want, I can come over there and show you..

Britney 1, Psychiatric Meds 0. Commence round two.

Those truly are "mud flaps"

#42 I don't want to see your vula.

Goes to show she's not bipolar. She was in long enough to let the ol' chemical straightjacket do its magic if she was in a manic episode. Nothing responds faster to drugs than mania. As opposed to the stuff that's pretty much impervious to treatment...like, say, I don't know...Borderline.

@45, I don't have one dumb shit.

i love britney!! and this website is funny again? is there a new writer or did it go back to the old writer??

i love britney!! and this website is funny again! is there a new writer or did it go back to the old writer??

#29 I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk.

And I'm not an accountant, I just have the degree. I work at a busy law firm. THAT is why I drink..

I think I see a little yeasty discharge there Brit. I wonder if she could sell her baked bread on ebay? Time for Daddy to give ya 'nother scrapin'.

@46 Not only is she bipolar, I was first on site to call it (Frist, bring me my six pack) - some of the best moments of psychiatric nursing are from watching the damn near indestructable manics. I've seen it take two weeks to get a manic calmed down enough to hold their attention and that was in the days when conscious sedation was legal.

#47 - so you're post-op?

she's so fucking dumb she can't even wear a dress and get out of a car properly. Then again, WHY do we have to see so many picks of her twat? Does anyone really want to give her the attention she's begging for?

Jesus here we go again with the "bipolar" crap. She's using drugs and she has a personality disorder. Couldn't be more obvious.

Agreed, #54. Totally.

#54 don't worry, she doesn't know what words mean. ("what's insomnia?") so I highly doubt she's reading our comments..

@53, I'll show you my post op bitch!!

#54 - it's not a twat. McLoven says it's a vula.

@59, No dumb fuck, I said it was flabby butt cheeks. A.V. Phibes said it was a vulva.. And you are to stupid to know what it is..

Temper, temper, McLoven. Is it the hormone treatments?

vula sounds like some foreign ghetto slang.

I think Brit should start buying Garanimals and work her way up to adult clothes once she gains some confidence and fashion sense.

Methinks McLoven is a little sensitive about his typos...

That's not her vulva. That's her new sharpei puppy.

@61 You are the only hore I hear moaning.

"Hello, hot lady...let me sex you up. First I will suck on your niples, then I will move slowly all the way down to your vula...maybe even your bute checks if you're feeling a little keenky" says McLoven.

Sandy and McLoven - get a room. Thanks.

"the mound around your vagina" sounds even more poetic. the mound ... around .. just say it loud: the mound around ... your vagina. i almost touched myself.

I hear that indonesians like to store Duck Eggs in her Vagina and then eat them months later.

this girl can go the psych ward every other day but it's not going to stop her from buying lipstick at walgreens in the middle of the night (wait, walgreens closes at 9..??) and waving her "yancy" all around town. i'm sorry to say but i'm a little bit thrilled: this is way more entertaining that the spears of yesteryear.

Why can't she just wear pants? She's got to know that they keep trying for the crotch shots. I think she's doing it on purpose. Also, I see a lot of cellulite on the butt cheeks. Not pretty.
Thankfully, at least no c section scar this time. That was the worst. I actually had to look away that time.

hey FRIST, i work at big law firm too and i'm *also* a drunk! CHEERS!

Seriously, people, her father needs to be firm with her, and consistently firm with her, but I doubt he's up to it at his age. If nothing else, he needs to make an oral commitment to her.

How can someone have so little dignity?! And the stupid hats! Has she EVER suited them?! She just has no class.

#73 awesome, cheers!

I think Fish needs to hire Sandy to do a little writing for the site. LOVE the spelling!

@74: This is the part where I say: *waggles eye brows in Groucho Marks manner* "An 'oral commitment', eh?"

for the love of god, enough news about britney spears. this site is getting boring. dealing with the boring shit in your own life is enough, i do not want to read about the intricate details and consistently false rumors about some one else's. i want to know about the big stuff, sure, like if she's put into the psych ward, if she's taken out, whatever. i do NOT care who said what about who is giving her drugs and controlling her and legal battles and blah blah blah STFU. besides, i hope we all know by now that almost anything said to the media about britney is probably not true or is severely exaggerated because in some way or another they're making money off of it. so stop listening, stop writing, stop caring, stop reading.

She's still fat.

Binky: Shit - the world has gone completely nuts since Johnny Fairplay got voted off Surviver and Phil Zelikow looked like a scared, lying, Zionist, idiot on the Amy Goodman show.
Cliff Notes : Binky - snap out of it . 9/11 was an inside job.
Binky : Well. ok. Still can't get over Fairplay going early.
Who the fuck is going to watch now ?

Off topic, well ok, Brit I've always like red undies ever since...
well, I guess that's just another story...and ...well you know.

fuck that no talented, dumb, wet dog & garlic salami smelling, cracka'. stupid white people made her stupid white ass think she had talent....eat up the shit you all made, lolz.....that's for all of the fucked up comments about people of color, around here -and no i'm not black...carry on, you fucks.

Well stated # 83 Any comments on 9/11 ?
Public at LARGE : Oh no - not this again. Don't you ever go out for 'Bingo Night' Binky ?
Binky : No comment.

9/11 was orchestrated by the 2008 Guiliani Presidential Campaign HQ. Too bad they failed. Time for a back up. Binky for Prez.

#79, are you *really* trying to discriminate what should be on this site? if you ever actually read it, you'd catch on that it really has little to do with celebrities anyway. it's called "humor"...look it up in the dictionary. it's right under "superfish can write about anything superfish wants to write about".

I'm sick of all the Britney stuff as well. The family needs some down time.
Not that I read the front page...the humour (humor US) in the comments is the best reason to surf here.

I'm sick of all the Britney stuff as well. The family needs some down time.
Not that I read the front page...the humour (humor US) in the comments is the best reason to surf here.

ooops. #87-88
Had a stereo flashback there to those Video-Madick things where you like click the thing and get a color (supposedly 3D) pic, of say...the Roman Coliseum.
Boy did those things blow.
(Don't get caught looking at one of those things riding on the bus.) Etc.
(So I've heard)

I'm on my fourth beer.

That's all..

Wait, no, wait there's more...

Nope, I was wrong. Sam Lufti came by earlier...

Xanax and tequila, he says it will make me alllllll better

I believe him

Beer ?
I just rediscovered Kilkenny Frist.
Their tag line at the bottom is " Smooth and Distinguished".
Whatever... ;-) ...
And personally when I check the best before date on the bottom - it says 'And you're hung like a horse'
Not sure what they're alluding to there.
But I'm staying away from the 'Bud Lite' for a while.

Hmmm...that's exactly why I stay away from the bud light as well...

Oh, And I am voting for Obama, no joke. Ok I go play guitar hero now!

Hey, Frist? Are you 'easy' after a couple of six-paks? Does the liquid make you loose?

I've always wanted to sex an accountant.

'Crunch those numbers, yeah! Crunch my dick! Eeaghya, crunch that cock right between your molars! Oh yeah! The only number you need to be preoccupied with is the number two: my balls. Now swallow my crunch! Say thank you; Good accountant; good accountant. Here's bus fare, get out.'

Unfortunately Nader and or Cynthia McKinney might be the way to go Frist
“ [T]he two parties should be almost identical, so that the American people can “throw the rascals out” at any election, without leading to any profound or extensive shifts in policy”…When one party has been power for a period of time and possibly corrupt or vigorless, “Then it should be possible to replace it, every four years if necessary, by the other party, which will be none of those (negative) things, but will still pursue, with new vigor, approximately the same basic policies.”
Carol Quigley Tragedy and Hope (p. 1247-48)"
Gotta love those red undies though.

Cliff Notes : Carol Quigley is the historian no one's supposed to know about.

94 suck my dick

Hummm....I think D Richards either has a troll or has completely 'jumped the shark.' ( as they say in the industry)
Hey D.Richards - 9/11 was an inside job. Any comments ?
Cliff Notes: Good plan Bink. This should get him.

No, that's the real DR, he has a fetish for me..who can blame him?

Who can blame him ?
Well Philip Zelikow for one.
C'est la vie.
Maybe tomorrow will work this all out .
Whatever.
Cheers.

i'm totally not a fan. but its so sad to see where she was and the state that she's in now. i wish her well, seriously. apparantly she's needed some help for a long time now. Maybe media and ppl should leave her alone! I just found she has a profile on millionaire dating site (Rich kiss . com). Hope she can find her true love soon!

Hey, #98? You missed my 9/11 retort a few weeks ago. Although it is pointless to try and communicate with a trick, I decided to anyway.

You should go back and find my entry -- it's paragraphs long. Try about a month ago, maybe longer: you've been using that 9/11 angel for a couple of months now. Hey, it makes you look smart, you guess. Sure thing.

And Frist, my dove, it was me, I was #94. Gaper? No, you're more of a winker!

#102, no one gives a shit about your 9/11 paragraphs. All that matters is that I'm right, and you are infatuated with ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's ok, I'm used to it.

Damnit....I'm just a Micro student, yet...still an alcoholic.
Way to go for thinking I was so awesome that I could be socially inept. This website forces me to check my spelling AND rethink how many drinks is actually "good" for my health.

......wait......what now...

My eyes just self imollated

now she trying to sell her without her manager ahhhahahaha
u fail brit attention whore vagina gross
somebody smell fish

Funny, her snatch looks waaaaaaaaay different when her thighs are clamped to my ears...

I put one leg over my shoulder...
I put two legs over my shoulder...
Mmmph mmm mmm mpphm mmm mmm mmm mmmmmph mmmmmm...

Frist, the only person I'm infatuated with other than myself, is John Wayne Gacy.

The things Johnny did, I can only imagine (for now).

Note: I would kill both boys, and girls. Equal opportunity.

So that's why you came home last night looking like you just ate four dozen glazed donuts?

*runs from room crying*

So that's why you came home last night looking like you just ate four dozen glazed donuts?

*runs from room crying*

Sorry but that's not a puffy puss lip. It's the front of her ass cheek creeping forward. He vag is buried deep therein.

Id like to know...if she cant look after her kids, drive a car, or be seen as sane by a physc ward. how does she have the time or ability to shave that thing?

Id like to know...if she cant look after her kids, drive a car, or be seen as sane by a physc ward. how does she have the time or ability to shave that thing?

It just gets worse and worse. According to (MillMatch.....com), Britney's latest embarrassment occurred at the Betsey Johnson store in the Westfield Fashion Square in Sherman Oaks. Britney grabbed a bunch of dresses and went into a dressing room. For some reason, she came out a little while later, completely naked!

Enough already. This worthless cretin has had enough airtime.
It's not even funny anymore, I just want the stupid, inane cunt to fuck off and die.
Seriously. Let's all wish death upon Britney.
She needs to go.

You people should be ashamed of yourselves.....You have caused her train wreck for the profit of your own life and have never once thought of the consequences. Especially whoever is taking pictures up her dress...She is a woman and desrves some respect, What if that were your wife or daughter??? I hope you guys do the right thing in this sad situation and let her figure some shit out, Who cares what time she feels like starbucks you are enabling her treatment and quickly unraveling any progress she has made.

I really wish people would learn the proper names for lady bits. That is most certainly NOT a vagina in those pictures. It would be her labia. Her labia majora to be exact. Is there so little respect for women that people can't even be bothered to learn what the parts are called. Yes, that was clearly a rhetorical question.

Pandora - That picture is not of Britney's labia or vagina. It's her ass cheeks. Unless, of course, Britneys labia are so huge that she can sit on them...

Um, Incase you idoits didnt hear, Britneys mannager has been putting drugs in her food without her knowing, and giving her pills that will make her 'better'
He told her if she took the pills, she would be able to see her kids.
He also apperently thrented to kill her if she left him, and told her mom or someone that if she left him, they would find her dead with pills shoved in her mouth.
I dont know if ALL of this is true, its what I've been reading on the internet.
But give the poor girl a break, shes been through ALOT the past few years.
If you were in her possion, I bet you wouldent want people always following you, and starting rumors about you all the time would you? No.
Leave the poor girl alone.

its rediculous though. the girl can't even get out of a car without someone trying to take pictures of her crotch. the pap really stretches press rights a lil too far.

#86, burgernoodle, yeah I've heard of humor, that's why i read this site. what i'm saying is this shit's NOT FUNNY. it's tedious. i'd rather hear about other celebrities and actual funny stuff than literally 5 posts of britney a day.

u all suck get a life