Feb 19 2008Britney Spears' legal stuff, crotch together at last!

First.

FRIST!!

omg FIRST!!!

gross.

FIRST!

FIRST!!

ME!

I don't care about Britney, or her crusty crotch.

Sean Preston? Jayden James? Man, those kids are gonna get their ***es kicked.

Look at you all with your 'FIRST!' posts, pathetic

FIRST! to cuum!

Is that bad?

BTW, she looks like the Mona Lisa.

FIRST!

FIRST! to swallow!

She is starting to look like Fat Elvis

My condolences to the car seat.

Aw fuck, not again.

My eyes still hurt from all the Hohan freckles, now this?

Is it me or is she just looking forever greasy nowadays?

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

For the love of fucking christ is this bitch still alive? For Gods sake your 15 minutes is over !! Kill yourself already!

Q: How long does it take a black woman to take a dump?
A: Nine months!

If you know you're going to be getting out of vehicle in a short skirt and the world of serious loser paps (PUN!) are going to be there shoving cameras anywhere near your Vag, aren't you going to either ponder panties or wear something a tad more discreet?

photoshop. photoshop. photoshop. photoshop. like a flash that was up above that point would actually be able to light that area under the skirt like that... I declare shenanigans on your crotch shot!

Ass.

Tap.

Heartbeat.

(you too)

#9, possibly the only thing more pathetic is you whining about it. Go lose your virginity tough guy.

#21: Yes you would, if you DIDN'T want a picture of said vag taken.

Have any of you thought about the chairs in public places? I mean these stupid whores plant their diseased naked nether parts directly onto seats where other people sit. I'd say every seat in L.A. has to be cross-contaminated by now.

OK I apologize in advance for sounding sexist but, I'd never ever hire an attorney names Stacy! Stacy brings me buffalo wings and beer, she does not represent my interests in court.

They're peach colored undies assholes.

If the minge was actually visible, it would look like hamburger...

yeah, i'm gonna have to vote photoshop on this one as well

#22: Have you seen how many flashes are going off at any given moment when Britney spreads her legs? Millions I say!

FRIST?

Yeah! FRIST!!

You "first" losers are as pathetic as Britney.

Oh, #12 - I don't post enough to warrant a troll. come on moron.

FIRTS!!!!

I'm wondering why these celebitches are always carrying their television remote control with them??

She's a creamy mess o' crazy! ME RIKE!

Oh. Great. Another Britney post. A bonus crotch shot. yeah.

(Takes pistol out of cubicle draw, loads chamber with clip of ammo, places muzzle against right temple, and fires. Blood sprays all over cubicle walls)

#31

Looks like someone is a little bitter they were not FIRST!

Where did that giant herpes sore on her wrist come from?!?!?! I think Ima go throw up

It is amazing to me how only a couple of days after legally forcing the hospital to let her go, she washes her hair once and puts on clean clothes and people are ready to say how she's coming back and how normal she's acting. Her father is living in her house with her, what is she going to do? Nothing has changed, and the crotch shot only proves it. Crazy is as crazy does.

Where did Mike Singletary buy that tie? It's nice.

That isn't a herpes sore - it is a tattoo. Isn't she classy?

TS must have been eager, because he didn't last long.
After a few minutes of my lips and tongue sliding up
and down his cock, be began to fuck my mouth on his
own. I backed off so that my lips and tongue could pay
attention to the head of his cock and I put two fingers
and my thumb around the base between my lips and the
wall. After ten or fifteen strokes he jerked forward
and shot three thick shots of warm salty semen in my mouth.

I backed off so that the last two shots coated my lips
and chin: I know guy love that. Then I sucked his cock
back into my mouth so I could use the tip of my tongue
on the underside of his cock head and coax the last few
drops of his delicious jizz into my mouth.

pic #3
"Box Rentals"
:)

What the fuck is up with this bitch and not wearing god damn panties. Jesus motherfucking christ. The courts need to assign to her some poor fucking bastard whose sole responsibility it is to make sure she is wearing them.

DEAR MOTHER FUCKING CHRIST IN ALL HELL.

Why the fuck do we get stuck with this bitch who shows us ever nasty sore she has, but Jessica Alba won't even flash us a fucking nipple. The world is cruel and unkind

#41 you loser troll.......please keep your homo-erotic fantasies to yourself.

big day for the paps today...Lohan's boobs and Britney's (almost) crotch. I'm sure Paris will flash someone tonight because she feels left out.

I like a girl with meat on her bones! Those thighs look nice and juicy! Although, here, I bet all the lisping guys prefer the stickgirls who don't confront them with icky girlie parts.

I hear she big skanky whore who rook for rove on Jennifershouldhaveburnedinvietnam.com I hear she get skully-fucky and nippy-twisty there. I don' know. I check next week affer I do happy ending.

yeah seriously they are peach panties. apparently news is low today. *que britney crotch pun

cue**

@45 Right on Brah! *knuckles* I hope one day you actually get to kiss a girl. I know I can't wait to. PS your dad knows you're queer.

Here's MY crotch flash pic, much better than Britney's!

#49 lisped "@45 Right on Brah! *knuckles* I hope one day you actually get to kiss a girl. I know I can't wait to. PS your dad knows you're queer."

Please, I'm not turned on by all that. No offense.

hey #49, you're reading thesuperficial, you are totally NOT queer

51 None taken dude! I know you know what fuckin' know what time it is! Seriously what time is it? I got to hide this copy of Qui back in the garage before my mom get home.

I yust luf the Ssssssssuperfissssssssshial!

Much to my disgust, the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw the pic was "Scratch 'n Sniff"...

FFS cant someone teach her to wear underwear, hers is one vag I dont need to see.

Tonight I'm going to have a dream about licking Dog's manbreast. I fucking love that picture. Plus, Dad always likes it when I already have wood as he sneaks in the door...

@55 Bunny I am sure yours smells great and I would love to spend a lot of time there, but Britney's is just a distuting thought.

People don't like Britney? Really? This is all so new and fresh!

See, now that's why I never get any chicks, I don't have killer lines like "I am sure yours smells great and I would love to spend a lot of time there."

Hey 57 man, why the hate? I know you're a tough dude, you don't have to harsh on me by trolling. Take it out somewhere else. We can all tell you're pissed, but dude, it's the chicks' loss for not recognizn' your dudeness. We should hang out sometime. Can you drive? I only have my permit.

Hehe, just kiddin'. I learned all that talk from the boys I molest.

where'd her penis go?

Damn, the EMO look is downright dreadful. No wonder she wants to kill herself. Looking in a mirror like that, who wouldn't want to?

And what is that on her wrist? Looks like she already tried to cut her self up, or poked her own ciggies in her wrists. Messed up and getting uglier by the day.

That really did have everything! Kudos.

You all know that wasn't me. And all you "first" and "frist" losers are well, LOSERS!!!!!

Now, that being said, I can't wait to get home so I can see Britney's Crotch!!!!!

I'm kidding..

I am so excited .. I just found her profile on the celebrities and wealthy club "MarryMillionaire.com". she posted the same photo there. did you see it?

Thats pretty pathetic when flashing ones vagina in public becomes passe old news.

there is no reason for her crotch to be showing. that dress goes down to the knees when she's standing up. whore!

first

This is the worst day in Fishland history. What do we have? Paris looking like a whore. A couple of people I never heard of are divorcing (and they are both uglyier than shit). We have an even uglier redneck couple who resemble the parents of love child Danny Bonaduce and they are returning to TV. And lastly, we have a picture of this mentally ill woman showing her beaver once again. Mind you, this mentally ill woman's best work in the past 5 years is performed in gas stations, night clubs and KFCs. Ummmm.... chhhicken. This site is quickly moving up my list of places to avoid. Word.

I forgot about the amazingly interesting link on Steve O with his naked ugly ass exposed. I'm sure he is famous for something, but he is one more asshole I've never heard of being highlighted today. He looks like a real winner. If he showed up to date my daughter I'd shoot him before he got to the porch. That's the final word.

Oh, I forgot about frog woman having a baby too. That's fascinating. That is the final word. Word.

Does anyone believe 9-11 was an inside job?

At least we know Brit has not run out of razors yet!

its nice to know that the one part of her body she tends to is her baby hole.

Will someone please punch this cunt in her head & then shove those cigarettes down her cunt throat?

What a piece of trash.

lol it totally seems she has the same anatomy as a barbie doll...wheres the genital detailing?

Her jacket is almost scarier than her dirty nasty razorburned cunt.

#77,
You made me look at the beaver. I wanted to avoid the beaver. Having looked at the beaver, I have to wonder from where she delivered her children. Did the judge have her beaver sewn shut? That seems cruel and unusual, but so does said beaver.

B needs help thats all.

www.IGotUGGs.com
www.BehindtheApprovalMatrix.com

Are you sure she's commando? Why would her pussy be more tan than her legs....

What is that big bump on her hand (the one holding her phone)?

i find it inspiring that despite being crazy and unable to upkeep any other aspect of her appearance, she still manages to stay clean shaven down there.

Oh dear....I thought those days were "behind" her now....

BORING
BORING
BORING
BORING
BORING
BORING

80. haqikah - February 19, 2008 8:53 PM

I needs help thats all.

www.IGotTheUglys.com
www.BehindtheCowsAsshole.com

(hehehehehe................)

Wait a minute, that car better not be a rental. The cooch juice left on that seat's gonna melt a hole in someone's ass.

PS: Give Brit visitation she'll stop lactating anyday now!

#50 - lookin good! LMAO! Great pic.

FIRST.

Britney - you stupid fucking twat - I told you, do porn already - why are you wasting everybody's time with this flashing your peach underwear shit? No one wants to think of your hairless twat - spread your freaking legs, you cow - how am I supposed to get off on looking at your face?

she has all the fame she needs, why she is doing this?...she may go crazy..if she doesn't stop!..i saw some pictures of her's on (MillMatch....com) and she was a nice beautiful girl with a lot off succes before all this happened...but i think she can repair this mess...

Wow, she's ugly...

It's so classy the way she carries her ciggies and blackberry everywhere. @@

Actually that jacket is badass. Anyone know who the designer is??????

I think the jacket is PIMP.

Simply,
Thank you Britney!
;)
(show more like the 'good ol' days')

That's does it! After incident #39043623234 of her going pantiless, she is no longer allowed to sit on my face. That's right... suffer beeotch... you did this to yourself.

Did I seriously read that someone said because the attorney's name was Stacy she shouldn't be a lawyer? But should be serve hot wings because of her name?

You're probably the kind who thinks because a woman is blond her IQ is 90?

Women, you wonder why these stereotypes keep holding us back. I'm blond and named Stacie and I'm far from serving your greasy assed stained fingers anything but an ass kicking.

Hot, blond, and WITH a degree in medical and named Stacie. Bite that bitch.

*grumbles* As if a NAME states your intelligence. Dumb ass.

#94
Doug Henning is the designer. He's Criss Angel's father.

#97
The fact that you used the word "seriously" in your post proves Auntie's point. I mean OMG, did I actually just seriously read that???? Yep, that's my lawyer. I'll take a 12 piece, extra hot there sweet tits.

Wow...can't understand why you would print the her to be X can't handle the kids.
Did you ever think that small children may want their mommy??? I guess you don't have the mind, compassion or understand of how children feel or think.
You know this is about more then Brit or her X to be it's about small children that only understand when a parent is or isn't there for when they call out their names.
There is nothing like a mother putting a bandage on a booboo or kissing it. Not matter what the media has done to get so involved in such a sad event of a family breaking up children are still children and thank god they can't read the crap reporters write that are mostly their own feelings rather then the truth.
What would be really nice is for the media to report on things like lack of education funding or the homeless to bring more understand and info and help.
It's too bad what a sad generation.

Wow...can't understand why you would print the her to be X can't handle the kids.
Did you ever think that small children may want their mommy??? I guess you don't have the mind, compassion or understand of how children feel or think.
You know this is about more then Brit or her X to be it's about small children that only understand when a parent is or isn't there for when they call out their names.
There is nothing like a mother putting a bandage on a booboo or kissing it. Not matter what the media has done to get so involved in such a sad event of a family breaking up children are still children and thank god they can't read the crap reporters write that are mostly their own feelings rather then the truth.
What would be really nice is for the media to report on things like lack of education funding or the homeless to bring more understand and info and help.
It's too bad what a sad generation.

@97 Stacie, do you dot your “i"s with little hearts? Just kidding, you are correct. A name does not convey one's intelligence, but grammar does! "Hot, blond, and WITH a degree in medical and named Stacie." Great sentence you wrote. Obviously hot blonds have no need for stinking verbs.

What exactly is "a degree in medical" anyway? I'm guessing with the rapier wit demonstrated in your writing, you practice medicine with equal aplomb. Perhaps you are an oncologist, or maybe a neurologist? Please do tell.

In any event I made an apology in advance of my joke. I guess women with the name Stacy or Stacie (that's super cute by the way) really are dumb. That is unfortunate.

Now get back on the pole and wiggle that ass. I have a whole billfold of dollar bills ready to throw your way doll face.

@100 & 101 Holy crap speaking of bad grammar, what the fuck was that? I guess you have the "understand of how children feel or think", because you have the mental capacity of a child. Whoa, lighten up you Brit Twit.

Damn, the hate is strong in me this morning.

#102 - I believe she left bits out... blame it on sleep apnia, chronic confusion, or over active food intake compulsion... "a degree in medical" is advertised constantly on the subway in NYC... I believe the techinical term is "medical office assistant" or "medical office master of the janitorial arts". And I do wonder, is that "Stacie" with an "ie" or is it really spelled with "ee" at the end. We may never know.

Hey #101-102... I put a bandaid across my pants zipper... that's right, kiss my booboo mama... that would be very understand of you.

Nothing says fit mother like public pussy flashing.

Those cell-u-legs are going to haunt my dreams.

FAKE!

Give her a break people. We all know she's out there, but this is not a legit vay-jay sighting.

102 & 104, my guess is a degree in medical transcription. Let's hope Stacie is not in a position to write prescriptions because she could easily kill someone.

Sincerely,
BunnyButt
A blonde with a completely useless degree in English Lit/Art History (Oh, yeah!! Went for the uttlerly unmarketable majors full throttle, whoo!! Stick to degrees in medical, kids!)

How long does it take a white woman to orgasm? I dont know, ask OJ!
How long does it take a white woman to get pregnant? About the same time it takes a black man to unzip his fly after hearing her beg for it!

totally photshopped

totally photshopped

The mark on her wrist is a stamp from the nightclub she was at earlier.

wow~ UGLY!!!!!!!