Feb 1 2008Britney Spears is 'gravely disabled'
Britney Spears has apparently been labeled “gravely disabled” by UCLA doctors which means she’s a candidate for involuntary commitment. Apparently she’s unable to take care of basic needs such as food and shelter. Really? Because she’s constantly out to eat or checking into hotels. I’m no psychiatrist but I’m pretty sure that’s food and shelter. Anyway, Britney is considered to be in a “manic state” and was hurling accusations at her mom which TMZ elaborated on:
We first reported that Britney accused her mother of sleeping with her boyfriend. Now we have more. We're told Britney screamed, "The only reason she's admitting me is because she wants to be alone with her boyfriend! She wants to sleep with my boyfriend!!" Britney never said exactly who she was talking about.
When Brit calmed down, she talked about her kids, how much she misses them and how it's unfair that she doesn't have them.
But fear not fellow Britney lovers! Britney is seeing the best of psychiatrists, according to People:
"She's an excellent clinician and an excellent psychiatrist," says Harold Young, the clinical director at the Maple Counseling Center in Beverly Hills, where Spears's psychiatrist Dr. Deborah Nadel worked for about five years.
In the meantime, Sam Lufti has been making In-N-Out Burger runs for Britney. Can’t acquire food, huh? Those better be therapeutic cheeseburgers otherwise I’ll cry “shenanigans!” Then it’ll only be a matter of time until CNN follows my lead. Little known fact: Wolf Blitzer’s my bitch. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to send my little Wolfman on a coffee run. I like it fresh from Colombia.
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Reader Comments
1. liz - February 1, 2008 10:07 AM
poor britney
2. liz - February 1, 2008 10:08 AM
poor britney
3. #1 hater - February 1, 2008 10:08 AM
i hope they keep her there forever.......
4. Jade - February 1, 2008 10:11 AM
Ya know, it is really actually kind of disgusting that there is zero privacy for people. I like my gossip as much as the next person, but this goes above and beyond. Why are hospital staff talking to people and telling them this? This is nobody's business, and it is disgustingly intrusive. Yeah, she's whacked in the head. Nobody should be releasing medical details, and anyone leaking this stuff should be fired. Nice lack of integrity for the almighty bribe.
5. Guy - February 1, 2008 10:11 AM
Hilarious, you go girl.
6. Guy - February 1, 2008 10:12 AM
&4
That would be because its made up, they wouldn't really.
7. Eurcynia - February 1, 2008 10:13 AM
Yeah In-N-Out are therapeutic cheeseburgers...they're the best...EVER. Gugh, can you imagine what will happen if she's eating cheeseburgers without 10 laxatives a day?
8. Gerald_Tarrant - February 1, 2008 10:16 AM
Hahaha, holy shit. My parents made me and my sister go to the Maple Center when we were kids because we hated our stepdad. That place is a fucking joke.
It's just a matter of time before Brit gets her 'heath' on.
9. woodhorse - February 1, 2008 10:18 AM
They can't force her to take any medication unless she's in imminent danger of hurting someone so I'm still putting my money on Team Britney. If they get her quieted down, she may start medication to get her kids back. Lufti is surely in this for the money but he is really really earning that money.
Note to Adnan: Caveat Emptor.
10. Marcela - February 1, 2008 10:18 AM
...it's spelled Colombia dude
11. Igottabemeeee - February 1, 2008 10:21 AM
How do we know he isn't slipping her the daily "fix" in that burger? He still looks and acts like a drug dealer - or a used car salesman.
12. Purple Fairy - February 1, 2008 10:22 AM
Sad, sad girl. I feel genuinely sorry for her.
13. amrka - February 1, 2008 10:27 AM
poor britney. She is so hot. i am a big fan. I just saw her profile on millionaire dating site millionairefriends.com last week. I will have a look.
14. null - February 1, 2008 10:32 AM
"best of psychiatrists", and it's not Dr. Phil? WTF! Quick! Someone please call in that towering genius of psychiatry!
15. FRIST!!! - February 1, 2008 10:33 AM
All I wanted was a Pepsi. Just one Pepsi. But SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME. JUST A PEPSI
16. Conscience Found - February 1, 2008 10:36 AM
I have bipolar too. I had some things similar to what shes going thru. One trait of mania is a lack of impulse control - think about all the crazy behavior and the flashing. The day before I was hospitalized I was speeding around in my car just like Brit.
Bipolar usually shows up in the person's 20's. I was 29. She is 26. I am doing really well and take the meds. Not taking meds for her = more motorcades, helicopters and hospitals.
She will need to learn a lot more about taking care of herself than she ever has in the past. Probably, she should live with a loved one and give up a lot of the lifestyle and freedoms she has now. Certainly, her lifestyle overstimulates her which is not a good thing. I hope she reaches a new normal where she can see things for what they are and where job one is taking care of herself.
Oh yeah and in the hospital I was with a really fat smelly bulldozer operator who kept whacking off. Talk about motivation.
17. lisa - February 1, 2008 10:37 AM
she is dating a young multi-millionaire on millionaire dating site CelebMingle .com now. I saw her profile on that site last week.
18. BiPolar Kid - February 1, 2008 10:38 AM
Big Deal.
Her actions are nothing like the nuts I've seen when my mom has been hospitalized.
She is just getting treated with kid gloves because she is a super rich celebrity. Really, does she need a police escort to a hospital, what a waste of police time, and an ambulance, too.
I don't feel sorry for her one bit. Just you watch, as soon as she is stabilized, she will stop taking her meds and go nuts again.
She should kill herself and go tits up on us, so we don't have to see all of this nonsense over and over again, and to spare her kids a life time of having to take care of her. I know, it really sucks having to take care of your own parent when you are 13 and then for the rest of your life since everyone else dumps them. Well, what I'm trying to say is that all psy. doctors suck!
19. tight lipped smiler - February 1, 2008 10:39 AM
Don't cry for Brit. I'm sure she's trading soiled underpants with all the dancing nuts, driving the wheelchairs over the electroshock therapists feet, and giving the drooling lunatics a great nudie show -- all the antics we loved from her on the outside!
20. Auntie Kryst - February 1, 2008 10:39 AM
@15 Fuck yeah Frist, great qoute! There's got to be a good DK qoute to go along with that as well.
21. Anonymous - February 1, 2008 10:45 AM
amrka,
Once you've had your look, could you please get back to us and let us know if she was on that millionaire site? I'm dying to know too. I want to marry a rich millionaire. I'm going to tell all my friends about your site, maybe we can all find the love of your life. Thank you so much.
22. woodhorse - February 1, 2008 10:45 AM
Hotness is the Pete Doherty post with him kissing another male band member. Any kisses from Petey are hot.
23. Anonymous - February 1, 2008 10:47 AM
lisa,
I went to celebmingle.com to find out the name of the young millionaire that Britney is dating, but I couldn't find it. I want to date a young millionaire too. Could I contact you personally? I really want to find out more about this. Please let me know. Thank you so much.
24. Gerald_Tarrant - February 1, 2008 10:50 AM
15&20
ST and DK still kick ass. Time to run off to illegally download some music. (Someday I will finally ruin that evil music industry)
25. Auntie Kryst - February 1, 2008 10:50 AM
I'm glad she's in the hospital. It's making me think of her in place of Jack Nicholson in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. I can just picture Fucktard talking about her great new therapist. "In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she don't know whether to shit or wind her wristwatch."
26. For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn - February 1, 2008 10:58 AM
You should probably lay off her, douche.
27. RENEE... - February 1, 2008 11:01 AM
I don't know about that Sam guy...I'm really starting to get the "Howard K. Stern a la Anna Nicole" vibe from him. Wouldn't trust him with a freakin candybar. And I'm still pissed off about the whole cavalcade parade for Britney; thats just ridiculous. I feel sorry for all the California taxpayers that are constantly paying for all this nonsense; like Britney is royalty or something. Yeh, she's famous, so what. They didn't need to go to those extreme lengths. And yeah, she's screwed up. So are a lot of other people. I think some really bad things have happened to her. I'm just waiting to hear the "I was molested as a child" revelation (which is sad, don't get me wrong). I just really think thats a big part of her problem; aside from her postpartum depression and her bipolar disorder, and her being used by who knows how many people in the industry, and whored out by her own mother. I would pity her but at this point I have no more pity left for the girl. If she doesn't die soon she's gonna end up getting some innocent bystander killed in the awful chaos that she's helped fuel. Okay, I could be wrong, just my 2 (opinionated, judgemental) cents...whoops! Sorry God.
28. FRIST!!! - February 1, 2008 11:01 AM
Hey, I think we're missing the real point here. Padded Cell-Black Flag..
Yay Britney!!! Think the first job for the therapist is to chop off her annoying British personality. Hope it bleeds just enough to hurt, but not enough to kill her. I would be bored if she died..
29. JM - February 1, 2008 11:01 AM
The last person I saw wear colored wigs and get this messed up was Kurt Cobain. Only he was talented. And the world lost more than it gained by his death. I guess what I am trying to say is Brit's going to end up at a cabin with a shotgun lying next to her. The only differences will be a public celebration will follow rather than a vigil, and she will be found with a shotgun wound to her foot along with a broken jaw, teeth, and nose from trying to suck on the butt of the gun and pulling the trigger.
30. LadyJane - February 1, 2008 11:05 AM
Really, this bitch gets more and more interesting. I'd love to smoke a bowl with this crazy ass freak. Then I'd punch her in the duodenum for shits and giggles.
31. p0nk - February 1, 2008 11:09 AM
the only upside to all of this is that by the time she gets out, Lufti will have blown all of her money.
32. I hope she dies and her fans too - February 1, 2008 11:09 AM
You know, I think of all the people in this world with considerably greater skills and intellect that could use some of the money someone like her has for good. Hmmm let's see what $100,000,000 can do. Uh that is giving 10,000 people who are smart and poor $10,000. Wow. Yeah I like how all the money goes to the top 1% of this sewer of a country. The rich cavort without a care. I worked PHYSICALLY injured and in pain many times in my life as well as have countless others. Not to mention when I was young I went hungry.
All of you vicarious rejects that support any of these morons I suggest focusing your attention of real talent, like the authors of the classics in literature and music and you will realize most of them remained poor.
Madona for one has no talent at all and is treated as a goddess. Who is this whore? American idol focuses on sexy trash with common marketable singing. Nothing more.Kelly Clarkson. Fat useless loser. All of them nobodies.
And so...I hope Britney dies and all of her fans. Fuck off.
Keep up the good work making fun of these asslicks.
33. Grey - February 1, 2008 11:13 AM
Butter my butt and call me a biscuit !
34. Grey - February 1, 2008 11:14 AM
Butter my butt and call me a biscuit !
35. lili - February 1, 2008 11:17 AM
i hope she gets the help she needs, so that she can actually take care of her sons. i have no doubt she misses them, any mother would.
36. D. Richards (Masochist.) - February 1, 2008 11:25 AM
I heard that when Bi-polars are manic they give the best head! Whoopee!
'Gravely' disabled? Yeah, that's what I've been hoping, the grave part -- I already knew she was disabled.
37. Auntie Kryst - February 1, 2008 11:29 AM
@26 I probably should layoff her? Sorry twat, I didn't know I was interferring with her therapy? Go send her a get well card if you really give a shit.
38. zane - February 1, 2008 11:46 AM
This is such a great time for tabloids. The truth is, none of her doctors are talking. But for some reason everybody believes that they would. So writers sit down and brainstorm plausible stories, which are pure fiction, and release them as if they had inside sources. "Gravely disabled" isn't a term shrinks use, especially when it comes to involuntary commitment. The person is either "competent" to live independently or not. She was living that way right up until she got into the ambulance. There's zero chance of an involuntary commitment. All she has to do is say "I'm fine, I'm not going to hurt anybody, let me go" in a relatively clear-headed way, and she's out. Nobody who can pull it together, even in a minimal way, should be locked up against their will.
39. woodhorse - February 1, 2008 11:49 AM
In mourning for Britney's illness, this will be the only post this weekend.
40. Sando - February 1, 2008 11:49 AM
"Then I'd punch her in the duodenum for shits and giggles."
With crazy Britney and her 10-pack of laxatives, I don't think you have to punch her to get either one of those.
41. Anthony - February 1, 2008 11:50 AM
I could see committing her...to the inpatient Dermatology unit.
42. Auto-Erotic-Asphixiation - February 1, 2008 11:51 AM
She's 'gravely disabled" alright .... "MENTALLY disabled" ...... The cow entertains the paparazzi just like she's on stage and someone (probably Sammy the Luffti ) calls the law for an escourt so his Ca$h Cow makes it through the photogs successfully and on to her destination ..... wherever she's appearing ALMOST-live at the time (be it on stage or in the psych ward or at the 7-11)
43. Ginna - February 1, 2008 12:55 PM
We should all be glad she's off the streets if she's a danger to herself and others. She needs to have time to herself without the possibility of being an attention whore and having the paparazzi follow her every move. The media may not be the cause of her mental condition but they sure as hell aren't helping. Oh and Thanx Mr. Superficial for spelling Colombia right, so many people replace the second o with a u, so props to you for not being ignorant!
44. fuckyall - February 1, 2008 2:18 PM
you are all a bunch of fuck tards! I bet half you idiots are on fucking prozac.
45. dr phil - February 1, 2008 3:14 PM
Oh, Britney.....what next? My oh my, watching her complete downward mental spiral is just SO entertaining! More! More! More!
46. fried ricer - February 1, 2008 3:50 PM
This whole mess has now become sad.
47. CARLOS KAVROS - February 1, 2008 4:38 PM
I am a Harvard University, U.S.A. M.D. (1993) If Ms. Britney Spears needs any medicine for her brain it is probably medicine that is only available from small parts of Asia and available only to a small number of medical specialists around the World.
Many cases of brain disorder that are branded autism and that are similarly labelled are in fact caused by sexual and non-sexual assaults i.e. these brain disorders are not innate as is often claimed.
Maybe Ms. Britney Spears has been raped or something, and this has had a negative affect on her brain. Bi-polar disorder is self-caused by knowingly doing wrong, but the sufferer (and psychiatrist) often has nil idea that this is the case. So, Ms. Britney Spears does not have bi-polar disorder. I do not think Ms. Britney Spears is insane at all, I think it is a big case of 'they've got it all wrong'. (I am properly psychiatrically qualified).
Will all this culminate in a Marilyn Monroe type murder that is made to look like suicide?
Maybe special brain medicine only available from small parts of Asia that is only available to a small number of medical specialists around the World is needed here, but I doubt that this is possible. Maybe Ms. Britney Spears has had her brain assaulted in some way/various ways. Who knows?
48. Velgar Svingimmindir - February 1, 2008 8:24 PM
I am a neurosurgeon from Greenland. I am convinced that living life as a self indulging whore with a tendency to exhibit grotesque cunteral flashing is a manifestation of what should be repressed decency sublimated obliquely by overt skankatonia.
I suggest suicide.
49. crazy otto - February 2, 2008 12:32 AM
is that her "boyfriend" taking the pictures?
50. whoisthis - February 2, 2008 7:16 PM
it is clear that whoever normally writes for this blog isn't writing here anymore. writing style different. sense of humor different.
who are you and what did you do with the other guy? reveal yourself!
51. Maggie - February 2, 2008 8:00 PM
Here's a breakdown of what it means to be gravely disabled. Sadly, Britney fits a lot of this criteria. I really hope she gets better. I wouldn't want to see anyone in this state. Not even my worst enemy.
In the LPS act, grave disability is defined with three seemingly simple criteria:
Inability to provide for food
Inability to provide for clothing
Inability to provide for shelter
If someone is gravely disable for a longer period of time, they can be placed on an LPS conservatorship. Note, however, that there are different kinds of conservatorships.
So, below are examples of states or conditions that have been upheld as evidence of grave disability. Note that they extend beyond a simplistic definition relating to food, clothing, and shelter. That is, there are a variety of ways incompetence in these three areas can manifest.
Need for food
Cannot distinguish between food and non food
Endangers health by gross negligence in needed diet and nutrition
Begging or stealing food
Eating out of refuse or garbage cans
Ordering meals at restaurants without having funds
Demonstrates excessive and consistent food preferences or aversions which endanger health (except for genuine religious reasons)
Having spoiled food in refrigerator or no food for a lengthy period of time in the house
Need for clothing
Engaging in public nudity or "unthinking" exhibitionism
Engaging in bizarre style of dressing that does would be apt to lead to social difficulties (if not used by social group or personal preferences)
Wearing filthy or soiled clothes with lack of recognition of personal hygiene problem
Wearing disheveled clothes for prolonged period of time
Need for shelter
Leading a nomadic existence with an inability to establish stable community living, including living in the streets or other public places
Unable to locate housing and make the appropriate arrangements with an inability to ask for or accept assistance in doing so
Unable to manage his or her household in such a way as to avoid clear dangers to health
Presence in household of filthy conditions) fire hazards that the person cannot correct, vermin infestations, and lack of bathing and toilet facilities
Resists leaving residence even if evicted or the residence is sold
Hoarding nonsensical items while misplacing necessary items
Financial incompetence
Unable to earn an income and unable to avail himself of financial assistance from public or private agencies
Completely dependent on family or friends to provide financial assistance for basic personal needs
Has funds but no longer knows or understands the location and/or extent of them
Refusing to expend funds to the extent of endangering personal health and/or safety
Has no funds and does not see this as a problem
Grossly and inappropriately expends funds needed for basic personal needs
Has untrue beliefs as to having extensive money or property
Mismanages funds so that rent and utility bills remain unpaid
Unable to accept inability or loss of ability to understand complex financial matters leaving him vulnerable to manipulation by unscrupulous individuals
52. Sickman Fraud - February 2, 2008 9:30 PM
#51
Britney's problem is merely that she is insanely wealthy and is catered to by our subervient society and by crackpots like yourself.
I hope this worthless whore kills herself.
53. Jhendrx - February 4, 2008 1:47 PM
Shenanigans - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok85BmPyl_I
Evil shenanigans...
54. Jhendrx - February 4, 2008 1:49 PM
Shenanigans - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok85BmPyl_I
Evil shenanigans...
55. hausfrau - February 4, 2008 2:58 PM
51- Did you write that during your time in Happyland? Very good. It's time to make our Valentine potholders now, so come along.
56. Michelle - February 4, 2008 3:41 PM
You know what would be weird? If Britt came back all Steford-Wifey and acting normal. Then when you asked her about the inicident, she would act like nothing was wrong. Seriously it really makes me wonder why half of these starlettes pop a sping? Maybe they are really robots?
57. Michelle - February 4, 2008 3:41 PM
You know what would be weird? If Britt came back all Steford-Wifey and acting normal. Then when you asked her about the inicident, she would act like nothing was wrong. Seriously it really makes me wonder why half of these starlettes pop a sping? Maybe they are really robots?
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