Feb 26 2008Britney Spears' dad conservatates like a champ
Jamie Spears must be some kind of miracle worker because his presence has already scored Britney two visits with her kids. Just yesterday Britney had her second visit and the children once again left unscathed. Kevin Federline's lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan was even impressed, according to OK! Magazine:
"These visitations with the boys will help to normalize the family environment," Kaplan told OK!. "Kevin has always been rooting for Britney to regain visitation... and if these visits go well, they will ramp up over time."
In fact, says the Britney insider, the rumor around the Spears house is that Sean Preston, 2, and 1-year-old Jayden James could soon be visiting up to three times a week.
Seriously, Jamie Spears should negotiate peace in the Middle East. The guy turned Britney Batshit Spears into Susie Homemaker. Jesus Christ is reading all this and going, "Why is that chump making me look like a fool?" But sadly for Jesus, Jamie Spears heard that and ascended into heaven to open a can of holy whoop ass. Whick-a-POW!
Photos: Flynet
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Reader Comments
1. Jimbo - February 26, 2008 11:02 AM
Wow!! I am just so happy for Britney. I am rooting for her too. I think all you Britney haters should all just kiss her tight ass..
2. ring ring ring banana phone - February 26, 2008 11:03 AM
dam you Jimbo
3. ring ring ring banana phone - February 26, 2008 11:04 AM
damN
4. Gerald_Tarrant - February 26, 2008 11:05 AM
No one is talking about the court ordered stipulation that BritBrit be tied up in a straight-jacket, wear a Hannibal Lecter mask, and be confined in a 2'x3'x6' cage with extremely small titanium netting covering it. The judge also ruled that she can not speak with an English accent to the children. Good old Commisioner Gordon.
5. Jimbo - February 26, 2008 11:06 AM
@2 & 3 You must be one of the Britney h8ters!!
6. e - February 26, 2008 11:06 AM
Yay Britney.
7. sportsdvl - February 26, 2008 11:06 AM
Sorry, that ass is several years past being "tight"!
8. e - February 26, 2008 11:06 AM
Yay Britney.
9. caljenna66 - February 26, 2008 11:08 AM
But not even Super-Dad can get rid of those boots...
10. Spazz - February 26, 2008 11:09 AM
Wow snappy dresser. She returns each week with handfuls of clothing - why doesnt she ever wear anything nice? Skank.
11. haaaa8888tttter - February 26, 2008 11:10 AM
FAT. FAT. FAT.
PS. All of you overweight greasy haired bitches who are number one Britney fans cause look! she's just like you! can get the fuck out now. Thanks.
12. caljenna66 - February 26, 2008 11:11 AM
And is she wearing yet another inside out shirt? Is she trying to start a fashion trend? How sad...
13. ring ring ring banana phone - February 26, 2008 11:12 AM
#5. No Jimbo, I'm mad that you were first. I don't hate the mentallly retarded that's just mean. I feel sorry for them and give them pity high fives when they manage to tie their shoes.
14. Spazz - February 26, 2008 11:13 AM
The shirt is inside out because she spilled food on it while grazing in a trough.
15. Jimbo - February 26, 2008 11:14 AM
@13 Then I will give you a high 5..
16. team k-fed - February 26, 2008 11:14 AM
Let's stay positive -- she's wearing a bra and pants in those pics. Jamie is really making a difference.
17. Jimbo - February 26, 2008 11:15 AM
@14 H8ter!!
18. ring ring ring banana phone - February 26, 2008 11:18 AM
#12. Birtney never wears inside out shirts on purpose, that's how mentally retarded people dresss, they get everything wrong. I mean you should applaud the fact that she actualy is fully dressed that's like a mental retard miracle and the fact that she isn't wearing her socks on her hands and her underwear on her head certainly calls for a pity high five or two.
19. Sambo the Ass Pirate - February 26, 2008 11:20 AM
9. caljenna66 - February 26, 2008 11:08 AM
But not even Super-Dad can get rid of those boots...
/This
20. D. Richards (Bastard.) - February 26, 2008 11:21 AM
Fucking Britney Spears' dad . . . He's stopping the crazy-train.
Prick!
21. Twinkie - February 26, 2008 11:25 AM
Again with those fucking boots!
22. fax - February 26, 2008 11:26 AM
I LOVE YOU JAMIIIIEEEEE! What a men...
I love you too Britney!
23. Grunion - February 26, 2008 11:27 AM
3 weeks tops before she's back in the rubber room.
24. Clever - February 26, 2008 11:32 AM
This website sucks.
Fish pulls his shit from other sites from 3 days ago.
Yawn FUCKIN YAWN
25. aeuwave - February 26, 2008 11:35 AM
i always wonder what the lenght of her hair is now....
but good for her. hopefully, she'll keep this up... but i doubt it.
26. aeuwave - February 26, 2008 11:37 AM
err length.....
27. gits - February 26, 2008 11:40 AM
Dad sure isn't cutting down on the food allowance...
28. Phil McGraw PhD - February 26, 2008 11:49 AM
A flea's fart's worth of good news squeezes from the Brit saga and you gotta dump on it and personally piss off Jesus Christ to boot.
Son, if the the milk is flowing and the butter is sweet you don't start kicking the cow in the funbag. Let these folks have some relief from the 180 proof crazy they've living even if don't last. What's wrong with you, boy?
-Dr. Phil
29. Jethro - February 26, 2008 11:55 AM
All in a sudden, I gots me a powerful hankerin' fer sum gunt.
30. Grace - February 26, 2008 12:02 PM
So the kids' lives will be better because they get to see...this.
k.
31. Andrea - February 26, 2008 12:04 PM
She better find a way to sneak meth past Jamie, and fast. Girl's porkin' faster than 3-minute Jimbo.
32. 327 - February 26, 2008 12:15 PM
Is that a bra strap?????? Her dad is a miracle worker!
33. 327 - February 26, 2008 12:15 PM
Is that a bra strap?????? Her dad is a miracle worker!
34. Jimmy Slade - February 26, 2008 12:35 PM
Not to mention Dad gets her to wear a bra semi-occasionally, that truly is Christ-like power!
35. tikosdad - February 26, 2008 12:36 PM
Tight ass or not...
HAVE YOU SEEN HER FACE!!!! In the words of my good friend Billy Madison,
GOO!!!!
There are limits Jimbo!!
Check out Nelly whipping some tail!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cBl6GDXn34Q
36. Matthew - February 26, 2008 12:43 PM
is good to see britney comming back to her sences but a long way to go I do hope they fire Sam Swengali Lufti and hire her former manger back and convince her not to speak like madonna's fake @$$ british accent and oh yeah her fmr manger said she hate the paparzzi on e! few years ago.i bet lufti tricked her saying is there friends!
37. Charlie - February 26, 2008 1:39 PM
Wow does she look like shit!
38. alex oz - February 26, 2008 1:57 PM
wahhahahahahahHAHAHAHAHHA
look at her OMG!!!
seem like dads therapy isnt good enough
she just a dumb lazy bitch !
my 4 old sister are more mature than her
reminds of pedro from napoleon dynamite
vote pedro!
39. shanipie - February 26, 2008 2:24 PM
Wow, is it just me or are her jowels geting less jowely
40. Anonymous - February 26, 2008 2:27 PM
Matthew #36:
You are a fucking moron. Learn some punctuation or don't post, you stupid fuck.
41. Grunion - February 26, 2008 2:41 PM
#29 mmmmm gunt
42. Auntie Kryst - February 26, 2008 3:24 PM
Brit isn't as selfish and fucked up as I thought. Having her father around shook loose some protective momma bear maternal instinct in her head. She whispers..."C'mere my baaybies, momma gotta tells ya sumpin'. I want you twos to stays clear from yer grandpappy. Don't let him touch yer naughties."
43. manodogs - February 26, 2008 4:46 PM
Dang, y'all! Maybe if we are nicer to Brit-Brit, she'll put those fucking boots to sleep.
44. celebaddict - February 26, 2008 5:24 PM
I think it's great news that Britney and her sons are back in contact, they all need each other.
I hope things continue to go well for Britney and her family.
45. SlowMonkey - February 26, 2008 5:57 PM
Jamie Spears is a hot piece. I am very sure I need some discipline.
46. Jane Jax - February 26, 2008 8:51 PM
He got her to wear a BRA!
This man IS a miracle worker.
47. what - February 27, 2008 3:45 AM
There're too many troubles with britney. Just learned she is looking for someone at the celeb singles site millionairecupid.com. Not sure if she has already prepared for the new relationships.
48. kate - February 28, 2008 3:57 PM
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http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/popfiction/index.jsp
CHAOS IS COMING. POP FICTION. MARCH 9. E! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
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