Feb 13 2008Tyra Banks craps herself

Maybe she sharted herself. Tried to sneak a lady-like fart and got more than she bargained for.

I have once crapped my pants you douche bag. It's not a big deal. You scoop it out with your hand and go on.

FRIST you smiling cunts.

Please STFU about this now Fergnauster. Thanks.

Finally!

Thanks Superficial!

By the way, Tyra also threatened to sue a Cancer Patient last week! What a fucking fat pants-shitting bitch!!!

Wow. I knew she was insane, but Jesus.

You aren't frist deaconjones, I am.

that fabian bitch was on the trust fund kids reality show, and man, he is a worse pansy than the discharge from my vagina. Delicious!

poop

I'd eat that poop out of her pants. I love big women.

@5 fuck you

Those models take lots of laxatives to keep skinny...it wouldn't surprise me if she was taking more in the days before the event in a neurotic effort to look extra good. Somebody must have snuck up behind and goosed her - voila, liquid poo projectile.

Someone needs to shit on her!

This fat bitch still poses like she is a model or something.

So it finally happened, Tyra's crap overloaded to a exploding point.

fuck you all. You are all assholes. Tyra had an accident. That is IT!

Ok why the fuck can't anyone say FIRST instead of FRIST...

Fabian Basabe is definitely acting quite high and mighty. I have let out many wet farts in my lifetime and have come to one conclusion; Never get too attached to any pair of underwear. Doo doo happens

She might be taking that stuff alli that causes your ass to leak when you eat greasy food.

I'll drop a hot lunch on her.......MMMMM!

The title of this post should be 'Tyra Banks gives birth'

Its probably from too much ass sex...if you get stuck in the ass too many times, I'm sure it just sneaks out every now and then!!! I'd hate-fuck her in the ass too!!!

Tyra has IBS. That's a well-known fact. So perhaps the stress made her bowels irratable at fashion week.
Sometimes shit like this happens. How embarrassing, though. Poor woman.

She is probably taking the Allie diet pill. It can do that to you.

She is probably taking the Allie diet pill. It can do that to you.

@19. You would know!

This is the begining of the apocalypse. I am horrified thinking of the smell.

Anyway, look, Tyra just has a loose ass. It's simple. That, tripled with the laxatives she uses to try and help her lose those ugly, blubbery hips, and the undercooked chicken gumbo she had for lunch, made for an incredible mess.

Tyra's servants are very loyal.

I bet she's taking a diet supplement with ORLISTAT as an ingredient. It could give you 'uncontrollable diarrhea' and flatulence.
Just curious....is there a "controllable" version of diarrhea?
lol
Shits is shits, right?
:)

Man a fat, loud mouthed bitch who thinks she is hot, and she shits her pants???

TYRA BANKS SUCKS!!!

This story stinks!

Thanks for the spandex pictures with the "Tyra shit her pants" story.

**puking**

who else is she going to shit?

Since she knows that she is a fatty, I assume that she is taking either Alli or a ton of laxatives... and from hearing the news, that stuff happens a lot. It probably has happened before, and that is why she has the change of clothes.

It seems incredibly more likely that she just spilled something on herself. I mean, wouldn't it be worth not having a dress with wine or whatever all over it if you're going to appear at these things?

It's all the laxatives she's been popping to loose weight.

Dia reeeeee ahhhhh

I'm not sure if I should bring this up right now, but Frist shit her vagina once.

OK, so I do see that other people thought of this, but maybe she is taking a diet pill of some sort? Like Alli, which can cause some sort of oily anal leakage?
I had a friend, who was actually obese and therefore actually had a real reason to try diet pills, who had to stop taking his diet pills because of constant anal leakage. Now, I'm not saying she should be taking these things, but I have a bit of sympathy for her if this is why it occured.

when you're sliding into first and you feel a little burst.................................

Tyra has IBS? You mean Insane Black Shithead? Yeah I knew about that.

D. Richards,

Seriously, dude, give up the comedy. You're not good at it. You try, but you always fail. Try driving a truck, I think that may be more your speed.

She probably ate one of the losing contestants on ANTM. Bags of bones don't digest well.

I'm on Alli and it definitely has caused some embarrassing moments. What is a girl to do when she is at work and she has crapped her pants? I am not lucky enough to have an entourage to sweep me away and change my diaper. I do sympathize with Tyra some, but I don't have anybody to scrub the shit stains off my panties

@39. I would

Unchecked, her weight could reach whale-like proportions. So keep taking those diet pills Tyra, we don't mind a little *spillage* here and there. It's worth it.

I swear I see the outline of a cock on her right leg. Seriously, its creeping my ass out! Tranny Tyra? That would explain SOO much.

Your supposed to drop the Cosby kids off at the POOL Tyra.

Not the pants.

I'll bet she's taking that diet pill Alli. One of the side effects is leakage from the rear. Seriously.

My suspicion would be serial abuse of laxatives to try and keep her figure. Classy!

#37. Please. I have more comedic talent in my testicles than your poor father did when he created you, and your siblings.

Wait, I take that back; I'm know your mother is a downtrodden flapper and any man that can keep a straight face while fucking a midget obviously has great a sense-of humor.

@2 and 8

Alright people, it's pretty obvious to me that the fat cunt "iwish"is trolling me again, I think she secretly wants my cock, but she cant have it cuz she's a quivering sack of fat cells

that said, Tyra probably shit herself from all the laxatives she's eating so she can lose the thunder thighs that she's "proud off"

Id still titty fuck her though....

Well to be fair to Tyra, there has been a lot of nasty stuff going around, she might have had diarrhea. Shit happens you know :-)

@47. Shut up troll. I am the REAL deaconjones!!!! And there is no way I'd titty fuck that huge fucking black wannabe sexstar. No way. Not with yours. Not with your dogs.

I have no idea what all of you are talking about, crapping your pants doesn't just happen. You have to put yourself in the position to make that happen. I don't think I've ever crapped my pants past 8.

Man, I am so cursed now, aren't I?

Maybe agreeing to anal right before the show wasn't such a great idea after all.

Holy shit I don't care if it is from too many laxatives or an accident, that is HILARIOUS! Guess that's what you get for being a bitch.

Am I the only one, yet again, that sees this story for what it is?

Jesus H. Christ

Clearly the woman is into anal fisting. Tyra Banks' butthole in it's closed state is big enough to allow two baseball bats and and a Brazillian Anaconda to rattle around in there.

Everybody knows this.

P.S. I like you D. Richards. ...and Number 37 you can go stick your head up Tyra's ass, theres plenty of room in there so bring your sister.

it probably is Alli. who is THAT desperate to lose weight that they risk having involuntary anal leakage? jesus people, just eat less and hit the treadmill.

I second 53-

it's from abusing laxatives and diet pills. happened to me too when i used to do that.

"soil" doesn't mean shit, foo. maybe she started her period unexpectedly.
maybe she laughed or sneezed & a litte piss came out. it happens.

although I am leaning towards believing its that Allie stuff that makes the oily ass juice. there's no miracle pill to lose weight, it all leads to death & destruction. eat better and exercise.

@49

Obviously you're not the real one if you wouldnt fuck her. Go back to your other name and grab another pint of Ben and Jerry's

She has a seizure disorder, assholes. When people have seizures they often lose control of their bladders and bowels. In Tyra's case, her seizures can be triggered by certain types of music, and I think somebody was fucking with her when they put on Muddy Waters.

i would've dropped a comment earlier, but this story itself worked as a laxative. i'm about a half lb. lighter now, but i did make it to the jane. thanks fish and tyra.

How can an IBS pants-crapper get so fat? She must eat 20 cheeseburgers a day. And the low-quality type, with the gristle that shoots through intact. Her ass-istants must love that.

Zikes what a nasty fucking ape. How oh how could that happen unless her anus is stretched ??? Sodomite.
And as for D. Richards. If anyone would be familiar with this kind of disorder it would be him. Ole Hand Hole himself. Fist fuckin' Frank. Palm punched in the pooper. Crap canal cadette. Shit-shoved. Turd Nerd.
Yes the ole boy probably writes all these comic gems while sitting on a bucket, cuz well hey, the ole plumbing just don't hold the gravy under the potatoes like way way back in his anal prime. Not there is anything inherently wrong with any of this.

At least her "she's not fat!" defenders have something to work with now. Her ass isn't fat, it's just caked in feces so it looks bigger than it is.

Colitis (sp?), maybe?

Fabian is such a stool pigeon.

Good evening, Ms. Banks. Yes, your table is right here...would you like me to push your stool in?

Hopefully she'll start a trend of restuarants building toilet seats into their chairs, i swear to god Taco Bell and the Olive Garden's business would double.

The shrimp fettucine alfredo?? Holy shit, my guts start imitating the liquid plumber commercials after the 3rd bite.

Hey Jesse,

Muddy Waters beats the living shit out of most crap that passes for music these days. What are you, fucking fourteen years old? You probably think Beyonce is real music, you fucking dolt.

Damn she has that feces camouflage tan anyway. How could a brutha (or a cracka) know if she threw out meal on a dawg's anal Andy? Damn. If you be's drunk you might zip that sucka back in yo pants with a twin entwined on the shaft.

Tyra needs to stop encouraging stupid fat bitches. I mean, its one thing to be fat, but when your fat AND a stupid bitch, its disgusting. I'm so tired of hearing fatasses say that they're "curvy" No wonder they took her show off Fox. Gluttony is a sin

Tyra probably crapped in her pants because she does anal. "shit" happens when one does anal.

So she did #2 in her size 2.

She's a size 2, right, like JLH?

I have anal and have never crapped myself. Proves all of you 12 year olds wrong! Ha!

Let he who has not shit his pants toss the first turd.

@74 I never shat my pants during Fashion Week. I've also never been to Fashion Week.

I once shit my pants during fashion week. I was 2...

I heard about this story last week on idontlikeyouinthatway.com, first of all, and second of all,
I'M FRIST!!!
I'M THE ONLY FRIST!!! AND NONE OF YOU WILL EVER BE FRIST!!!

heh heh

# 62 still mad about not making grand dragon? life is just so unfair.

"Kiss my fat black ass!" Uh, ok - just as soon as you change your poop stained britches...

She either has a dick or the biggest labia in human history. GROSS.
Why do fat chicks insist on showing off their bodies?? Just put on a nice mumu and call it good, for God's sake. If you want to jiggle around in front of a mirror in the privacy of your own home, good for you. Don't subject everyone else to your disgustingness.

She over reacted soooo mcuh when people called her fat for the first time.
You all remember her TV breakdown.
HAHAHAHAHAHA can you imagine her reaction to everyone saying she messed herself during fashion week?
OMG, classic.

but I mean, its not her fault. She's fucking old...thats why they make depends yall.

The poor slobs that work for her probably thought it was safe to go see what Tyra wanted because her cell phone wasn't in reach. After they found out that their shitty job just got shittier, it was pay back time and they called the various media ....

Numbers 53, 55, and 62. Thanks. You're very kind -- I love you all. Muwwaaugh!

I heard anonymous likes his boys black and has a profile on:

'TinyWhiteMales4HungBlackStuds.com'.

She could be taking that Alli diet pill. I heard it makes you...have accidents.
No shit...I read it somewhere.

@39 "I don't have anybody to scrub the shit stains off my panties"

Wouldn't you just throw them away?

Duh! That's what happens to fat pigs. They crap themselves. You can't expect them to know how to use a toilet.

Finally we know how/why she came up with her "fierce" look. But honestly, if you have to grind out a grumpy, just walk a few feet to the nearest bathroom. Talk about a lazy nigga.

Mayor Bloomberg is thinking of making Tyra's ass one of the official boroughs of New York City. While Brooklyn is already taken, it seems an equal amount of shit steams out of Tyra's bunghole and into Manhattan everyday, too. I love New York? Not when Tyra's in town. Find a couple of empty parking spaces and sit your ass down, Assclown.

i love it when people take "medicines" as candy.

its just a health problem waiting to happen.

/only takes meds when completely necessary, and nothing that has to be taken for "days" only "as needed"

Why is Tyra Banks' turd news? What there something special about it?

I would still motor boat that bedonkadonk

I've shit myself twice last month. Thats what i get for forcing a fart. I've now learned my lesson.

Maybe she is on that alli stuff. I hear it makes you crap your pants. It even warns you to bring extra clothing with you. And people did say she was fat, maybe she took it more personal than said.

#92,
Do you have a Tickle-Me-Elmo?

What's this have to do with those huge funbags of her's?
Get me some pics.

As a matter of fact I am not upset as I never ran for Grand Dragon. Our leader is a competent, racist redneck of long-standing in our (white only) community. It has been a pleasure to despise all of you sub-humans under his wise and noble tutelage for all these honorable years. Just like my father and his father and my son one day shall.
Sorry shitskin, you are not welcome. We are whites only here. Don't take it personally it aint you it's just your skin color and your big fat black ass.
(chugs the remaining half of his 32 ounce tall boy and throws it out the window towards the sidewalk where it hits a young mexican couple's stroller, soaking their 4th baby in the cold)

Could be true. Tyra could be using the ol' laxative diet to lose weight. Old habits never die...Laxatives can be verrrrry unpredictable.

1 word: Alli

laxatives

Fuck all of you, you ass wipe losers, I don't believe this shit (no pun intended) from a nobody reporter who no one's evem heard of!
Trya is a better person than any of you drooling stinking cunts!

Maybe it was her period

MAN! WHAT A FUCK, STUPID, LOUD-MOUTHED BIATCHHHHHH!

I BET SHE STINKS TOO IF SHE IS ALWAYS SHITTING HERSELF!

Is that a penis in her tights?

Maybe or it might just be a long chocolate donute (pun intended).

Check out the forehead camoflauge (sp?).
Tyra, Rhianna, and Lil' Christina Ricci.
Birds of a feather.

It's that new diet pill, Allie, it make everyone incontinent. The people at the Depends company must be loving it.

I want my husband to take me out to Dinner for Valentine's Day, but he said that he won't because ever since I've been comming to this site, I lick my knife and talk about poop all the time. Is that a bad thing?

She's said on ANTM that she has a stomach condition, which might mean she has something like Crohn's or IBS. So it's really not that funny.

#107

It's funny because Tyra Banks is a loud-mouthed, fat bitch who threatened to sue a cancer patient this last week if that patient badmouthed her show for making her leave her two kids in a parking lot (one of whom is blind) and get a shitty weave (that was the extent of the Tyra Bank's show's "Makeover") that was so terribly done that the cancer patient's scalp got infected so she had to go to the emergency room as well as get her head shaved. The cancer patient asked for an apology and instead got threatened with a lawsuit from the Tyra Banks show.

That's why this is funny.

OMG, she is amazing. I love her so much. Can't wait for seeing more pics about her. BTW, I seem to see her profile with many nice photos on a millioniare dating site. It seems called Richkiss.com. I'm not sure if it is her or not. You guys can check it there. Sorry I forget her nickname there.

One, She says, like JLH (size 2 my ass), that she is not fat...right.

Two she is ugly and a hugh bitch. Man please go away.

MY FRIEND'S (THE BAND V.I.P. PARTY BOYZ) WERE ON TYRA SHOW LAST MONTH BECAUSE THEY WERE DOING AN INTERVENTION FOR BAND MEMBER BEAR'S DRUG ABUSE AND TYRA SENT HIM TO REHAB, BUT DURING THE COURSE OF THE SHOW SHE TOTALLY GAVE BEAR SHIT FOR SHITTING HIMSELF WHILE ON DRUGS, AS IF!

Hey 109 - her nickname is poopy pants. Ahahaha!!!

Now go fuck yourself.

Is it me, or is there a penis bulge in Tyra's picture?

http://www.bizarremag.com/sleaze/interviews/6438/sasha_grey.html?xc=1
^Article that mentions Tyra telling a porn star she'll need to wear diapers in the future. Ironic!

gee someone who promotes self esteem and all that bullshit really seems that insecure. She really doesnt look fat to me and she doesnt need to lose weight either.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19587389/

IT MAKES YOU SHIT YOURSELF IF YOU CHEAT ON YOUR DIET

haha stupid fat black bitch

Wow, her entourage must have a high suicide rate. And, is it just me, or does she look like she's had a mild stroke in that straight on photo?

Tyra, honey. You know I love you but please, lose a few. I'd say you'd be safe with 25lbs.

tira looks like whore

"Kiss my ass!" Uh, no thank you, Tyra. No. God, no. Baby Jesus, no. Don't ever show your ass again.

Ah... sweet.

THANK YOU, Superfishy, for posting this shitty piece.

I can now rest satisfied, with my feet propped up and COCK-TAIL in hand for the remainder of the day.

You guys are in rare form today. Thanks for making me snort like a wildebeest.

I remember hearing her say she had IBS so I could believe this.

did she jump around the room and throw her feces?

Sounds to me like she either had a wicked virus or most likely she's using laxatives to lose weight (which is an type of disorder kind of like anorexia, bullemia ect.) , and if she is using laxatives she better get help because it is a very very dangerous road to go down. That is very sad and pitiful...What is more sad and pitiful is these supposed role models abusing drugs or abusing their bodies and preaching against it to others.

OH and I have IBS and I don't go around crapping my pants, I'm just saying...Sounds more like laxative abuse!

umm.
are you sure "messed herself" is what she heard?
a much more likely answer, she "MADE a mess of herself"
as in, spilled a drink, makeup explosion, et cetera.

Tyra did not crap herself.
And even if she did why would we rip on her for it.
Geez.
125 shut the hell up

I was also thinking of the diet pill "Alli" when I was reading this post. Yeah, it's true that you need to buy diapers with those pills.

I was also thinking of the diet pill "Alli" when I was reading this post. Yeah, it's true that you need to buy diapers with those pills.

guys, come on. Perhaps she just got her period. 'Messing' oneself is not automatically shitting one's pants, is it?

What a load of crap !!!

Did she film it as I'm well into scat at the moment, i've even been turning down my mums aunt bessies yorkshire puds for a bit of turd action

She has IBS....She talked about it on Americas Next Top Model. Its a pretty shitty illness to have....my friend has it. You can't control your bowels sometimes. Ick.

In Tyra's defense, SHE HAS IBS! IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME. Shit (no pun intended) like that happens.

In Tyra's defense, SHE HAS IBS! IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME. Shit (no pun intended) like that happens.

perhaps she's on alli! or IBS or laxative

was it self-induced?
didn't keep the weight of though

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Maybe it was blood from her crimson wave, not shit. That's a bit much.

And she's NOT FAT. She's a REAL, beautiful woman, not an invisible self-hating piece of shit.

http://pissypants.ytmnd.com/

it's not that big of a deal. I mean i have heard many stories of this happening to innocent people.
As for the spare cloths they probably always have them so just incase there is a wardrobe malfunction, such a rip or a drink / food spill.