The Superficial is a celebrity gossip site which publishes rumors and conjecture in addition to accurately reported facts. Information on this site may or may not be true and The Superficial makes no warranty as to the validity of any claims.
All images that appear on the site are copyright their respective owners and The Superficial claims no credit for them unless otherwise noted. If you own the rights to any of the images and do not wish them to appear on the site please contact us and they will be promptly removed

Reader Comments
1. sicasso - February 8, 2008 2:15 PM
no way.
2. sicasso - February 8, 2008 2:17 PM
frucking frist? sucks. i had nothing to say about this colombian sex mule.
3. guy - February 8, 2008 2:19 PM
Any guy who bids on a chick's bra is a sad, pathetic pervert.
When are the undies on sale?
Yeehaw!!!!
4. FRIST!!! - February 8, 2008 2:21 PM
Watch yer mouth, #2...
Ok, so Fish is the one who stole all my money??
5. DB - February 8, 2008 2:21 PM
She Wears a bra?! I would never have guessed
6. gits - February 8, 2008 2:28 PM
The only thing I'd buy is her thong. Well, and earplugs.
7. amma - February 8, 2008 2:30 PM
I am *so* over this chick. One funny thing though--she does the spanish lang. albums, is identified as Columbian, etc., but ya' know? She's half Lebonese...why no Lebonese album? It's like "I am a proud Columbian"...all with the rolled r's and stuff...But I feel like she's shutting her peeps out. It's sad. Anyway, she's a midget and she seems like the type that would be prone to hysterics. 'Nuff said.
8. theShizaan - February 8, 2008 2:32 PM
She's so cute...can't sing for shit, but still cute :-)
9. Auntie Kryst - February 8, 2008 2:33 PM
@2 Good one. I had nothing to say either, but wish I thought of Colombian sex mule. That's fucking brilliant.
10. She's annoying - February 8, 2008 2:34 PM
Shakira irritates me. I don't really care for her voice, but still, she is someone that *could* be taken seriously as an artist. So what does she do, she goes the way of all of the talentless hacks we have in America and uses the sex card to make herself "famous", gyrating around like a whore in her videos. What's wrong with becoming famous for your voice and the music that you wrote? Shakira could have accomplished this but instead jumped on the self-degradation bandwagon. Shame on her.
11. Jug Pirate - February 8, 2008 2:36 PM
What I am bid for the world's most expensive training bra? And, if you act now, automatic listing in the FBI Known Child Molester database....
12. RichPort - February 8, 2008 2:41 PM
I don't sew... what the fuck am I gonna do with two thimbles?
13. Dick Stiffman - February 8, 2008 2:44 PM
Watch out for nipple discharge stains.
14. steve - February 8, 2008 2:44 PM
You are all making a classic American myopic mistake. Within her own culture, Shakira is considered to be extremely sophisticated, with a subtle sensuality that she never overstates. The guy in the bee costume is especially impressed with her.
15. JJ - February 8, 2008 2:45 PM
Her bra is probably camo patterned and has secret pockets to smuggle weed and coke from Bogota.
16. Sissy - February 8, 2008 2:50 PM
Oh man, I'd love to have her bra.
I'd REALLY love to have her panties. I love the feeling of panties wrapped around my hard cock as I slowly stroke it to ejaculation. I wonder if Mother knows I do this with her sexy panties?
17. D. Richards (Saint.) - February 8, 2008 2:57 PM
The money that the people responsible for Skakira raised, will go to a Columbian charity for runaway kids? Is this a joke? Why would anyone want to give money to help children anywhere, let alone third world Columbia? I mean, Columbian children aren't even considered human.
What a sick joke.
18. Oprah - February 8, 2008 3:02 PM
It'd be ironic if the money went to buy mule outfits for those kids.
19. FRIST!!! - February 8, 2008 3:05 PM
Dick-Rick, come on, you can troll better than that! That one's way too obvious, it's not going to get a single bite. Are you tired? Do you have a bad case of the Fridays?
20. G. Mon - February 8, 2008 3:09 PM
Self degradation bandwagon? Get off your high horse there. She's a trained dancer, writes her own material, and loves to perform. God forbid she combines it all.
And to anyone who thinks she can't sing, good lord, get your ears checked. While her style may not be for you, she definitely can sing, and does well.
21. Elliott from Legal - February 8, 2008 3:13 PM
Re: product copy points
Legal has reviewed the new product claims. The attached word document, .rev 17 (attached) denotes changes. Denoted changes are denoted in red font, struck-through, and in parenthesis. All claims to "better than the real thing", "real flesh like color and feel" and "Sweden" have been removed, as has "Your little secret" for preexisting trademark issues. Furthermore Legal added as a disclaimer that repeated excessive use of product may result in lead poisoning and scarring.
22. Gspot Mons - February 8, 2008 3:14 PM
I can only assume that her "training" was at the Sir Mix-A-Lot Academy.
23. ipanema_girl_is_schuyler - February 8, 2008 3:16 PM
#20: I bet she can sing, but why does she always do that awful stupid guttural thing?? sounds like a tortured goat.
btw, who is this son-of-dick who appears each time Denise , sorry .. D. Richards makes a typo? And when did Dick appear for the first time? He came loooong time after papahotnuts and richport .. but i guess, he's been a lurker for a fucking long time....
24. Sauron - February 8, 2008 3:19 PM
Shakira and me can shake hands.I'm trying to sell my mirror on ebay.It's practically new,i've only looked once in it.
25. McLoven - February 8, 2008 3:24 PM
"self-degradation bandwagon"?
Are we looking at the same spic?
26. Angus - February 8, 2008 3:27 PM
I don't think it's a bandwagon...more like a fully pimped out Chevy Caprice.
27. Lowlands - February 8, 2008 3:30 PM
Maybe i'll buy her bra.Which size is it?
28. Binky - February 8, 2008 3:31 PM
i have it on good authority that FARC does NOT in fact have 501(c)(3) status.
9/11 was an inside job. maybe Shakira was in on it? or was that SherKhan the Tiger. That Rudyard Kipling was definitely a double agent.
29. Binky - February 8, 2008 3:39 PM
Now that I've processed that information in my own head, I've come to the conclusion that I might be the double agent and my memories have been supressed because I know the truth.
Did I do it? Possibly. Or was it Manfred Mann? I can't seem to get my memories back, but I also can't get Do Wah Diddy Diddy out of my head.
30. Auntie Kryst - February 8, 2008 3:43 PM
@28 Binky you're odd one, but that first sentence was funny.
31. PTSD - February 8, 2008 3:43 PM
Would it have been to much to ask for a link to her video with Beyonce instead? You know the one where they are dressed as nuns and Danny Devito plays a one legged mailman? And then they get arrested for public cunnilignus and sent to an all girls reformitory in Alabama run by a stern but fair Sybil Danning?
Would that have been to much to ask fish? Would it?
32. Victoria - February 8, 2008 3:48 PM
Yeah, when albums don't sell - resort to selling your bra.
33. Sweh T Plusweed - February 8, 2008 3:57 PM
I bet its all sweaty. And padded with weed.
34. (@) - February 8, 2008 4:13 PM
Superfish is on today. Funny shit Fishy. So Fish do you taste like chiken?
35. D. Richards (Sadist.) - February 8, 2008 4:26 PM
#23. Son-of D. Richards is Dick Richards.
So is 'Dick Dicks', 'Richard Richards', 'Erect D. Richards', and 'Richard Dicks'.
36. moobs - February 8, 2008 4:40 PM
not really what i would consider a "mega star!" but... ok.
whatever.
37. laura - February 8, 2008 4:42 PM
OMG you guys are so stupid. ok it´s weird to sell your bra, but those jokes about colombian kids weren´t funny, that was so cruel. And by the way it is not columbia it´s ColOmbia. And who cares what se does with her money, she is helping poor kids. I am colombian, I live in Colombia, I am not a mule and the wirdest thing is that I am actually human.
38. laura - February 8, 2008 4:43 PM
OMG you guys are so stupid. ok it´s weird to sell your bra, but those jokes about colombian kids weren´t funny, that was so cruel. And by the way it is not columbia it´s ColOmbia. And who cares what se does with her money, she is helping poor kids. I am colombian, I live in Colombia, I am not a mule and the wirdest thing is that I am actually human.
39. Binky - February 8, 2008 4:57 PM
Laura: "...and the wirdest thing is that i am actually human."
Binky: That is very wird, but it would be wirder if you were a mule, a talking mule, the kind of talking mules behind the 9/11 coverup.
40. Elephant--err, Mule Woman - February 8, 2008 5:03 PM
I am not a mule! I am a human being! I...am...a woman!
41. She Wears a Bra? - February 8, 2008 5:38 PM
Gosh I thought she did not wear a bra because she is tiny on top. She has more junk in the trunk than up top lol!
42. crazy otto - February 8, 2008 10:56 PM
i here her panties smell like plantains
43. crazy otto - February 8, 2008 10:57 PM
hear
44. PostmortemG - February 8, 2008 10:58 PM
"I am not a mule! I am a human being! I...am...a woman!"
I'll never look at Shakira the same way again. From now on, she will forever be a 'Colombian Sex Mule'.
45. Dorito Man - February 8, 2008 11:17 PM
I'd fork her tamale..
46. D. Richards Mother (grieving old whore) - February 8, 2008 11:42 PM
I did everything I could to induce fetal-alcohol syndrome. Cocaine, heroin, you name it. Please, it is not my little queer lad's fault he is a goddamn idiot. The blame rests squarely on my wrinkled broad hairy ape-like big shoulders. Just read his little viperings and pity him. You should see what the poor boy looks like. You would be socially retarded as well if you had to live with his looks. But really deep down, very deep down there way the fuck down down down inside of him there is a good person dying. (takes out a kleenex and wipes the mung from her bushy long clitted cunt, sniffs it, gags and cries; all the while masturbating her anus with a fork. she pulls out a stool and merrily enjoys a peaceful snack)
47. Mandi - February 8, 2008 11:44 PM
Does it come with the "boobs" still attached? Cause that's a dude..
48. Binky - February 8, 2008 11:48 PM
All the Binky comments on this thread is a troll
As Alex Jones would say - " the NWO is on the run"
49. Binky - February 8, 2008 11:56 PM
are *
50. Anal Fistula - February 9, 2008 1:43 AM
she has already sold her integrity for profit...why not sell the bra for charity? i'm waiting for her to auction off her eggs as well
51. joejoe - February 9, 2008 7:54 AM
I bet it SMELLS! ...and that voice...that shrill, disagreeable voice!...
52. joejoe - February 9, 2008 7:54 AM
I bet it SMELLS! ...and that voice...that shrill, disagreeable voice!...
53. Jenniferxxx - February 9, 2008 8:48 AM
She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs club BillionaireCupid.com. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog...In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.
54. Jess - February 9, 2008 10:53 AM
Have you people ever even watched Shakira live??? I can't imagine you have, because the comments being made are so far from reality.
She puts on a great show, singing live to her own songs, dancing amazingly without any back-up, playing various instruments...these are all great feats for a pop artist of today. And the style of dancing she does naturally has some sensuality to it, but she is never dressed slutty on stage...(see above pictures!)
I really don't understand calling her a sell-out.
Also, she is a natural beauty who usually does her own makeup for all events and doesn't look over-the-top. She keeps her personal life private, and keeps her legs closed.
Rag on untalented camera whores like Britney, Paris, or even Heidi all you want, but it is completely uncalled for on Shakira!
55. Dr. Poopenstein - February 9, 2008 11:59 AM
53- is this true? I mean is Shakira REALLY on the internet at billionairecupid?
Shut the fuck up no one is going to fall for that spam.
56. Bigo - February 9, 2008 4:07 PM
She can't sing, it's her moves that sell and her sexed looks. She would have not been as famous in the USA if she had kept the style at which she started... 'nough said
57. shanipie - February 9, 2008 5:58 PM
ANYONE WHO LIKES SHAKIRA IS A COCKSUCKING DIPSHIT. PLEASE JUMP OFF A FUCKING CLIFF!
anyone who hates her is cool with me
58. Lynne - February 9, 2008 10:35 PM
If she really wanted to help, why doesn't she write a big fat check? Who wants her old nasty bra anyway. Cheap ass.
59. dude - February 10, 2008 12:15 AM
Fuck the bra, I want that thong. Used, unwashed, dirty, and smelling like her taint. I'd floss my teeth with that shit.
What I'm I saying? I ain't some sick perv, that wouldn't get me off. I just want the real deal!
Gotta fuck Shakira, gotta fuck Shakira, gotta fuck Shakira...
In the ass...
Fuck, I can't take it anymore. Where's my shotgun?
>BOOM!<
60. negroes kill - February 10, 2008 11:27 AM
She is cute. You can tell she has no negro in her.
61. jason - February 10, 2008 12:11 PM
she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined an online service
SugarMommaMatch.c it is a site for men to date sexy women or rich women date cute men.. spoil and support
them. what a f slur..
62. shannon2 - February 10, 2008 3:16 PM
Shakira is a goddess!
She has a really beautiful voice, and WRITES HER OWN MUSIC, speaks several languages,and instead of whoring around at American clubs like the other celebrities you see, she spends her time raising money for charity and doing fundraising concerts to save the EARTH!
What do you nasty people do besides sit and type in really lame comments that noone thinks are funny except you? It's pathetic....the saddest part is it's just the same stuff that's been typed by other people about other celebrities on here.
Even your lame insults are stolen. How pitiable can you be?
And the shitty little racist crap is the most pathetic. The saddest thing about that is even when you are typing it you are aware of how hateful, pathetic, and unimportant a racist you are.
ew.
Shakira, gracias for your great songs...(even the english ones)...and for your hard work in helping people who cannot help themselves.
You are our heroine y te amo!
Shannon2
(y Amanita, too!)
63. shannon2 - February 10, 2008 3:53 PM
...and whoever writes for thesuperficial is hilarious.
"DO THE ASS SHAKY THING!"
That will be my motto in life for every situation from now on.
shannon2
64. CougarTexas - February 10, 2008 4:01 PM
looks tardid to me.
65. Dear Cougar - February 11, 2008 8:22 AM
Molest any little boys this weekend?
66. KKny - February 11, 2008 10:54 AM
It's a shame you all can't find something positive to say about her. She's done nothing to you and you don't know her. HATERS!!!
67. Posh 918 - February 11, 2008 11:27 AM
God, gringos are such idiots its actually sad. With every ridiculous post I read, seemed like you were pushing humanity back about 1000 years. Grow up idiots who come on this site to spew their hatred and negativiy on people they know nothing about.....get a life, and a soul. Peace
68. lambman - February 11, 2008 11:18 PM
10- you should retarded. Shakira was internationally famous, but still sexy as hell, long before her English songs. She's the best selling female spanish language singer in history.
69. panchira jones - February 16, 2008 6:01 PM
u can get more coin for stanky knickers, colombiana.
70. Sypher - February 25, 2008 12:45 PM
#67
If we pushed humanity back 1000 years we'd still be 1000 years ahead of south america.
71. jason - June 14, 2009 3:08 AM
number 10 your wrong shakira used to sing good and have better music back be4 she was in usa her album pies descalzos and donde estan los lodronas are better albums that oral fixation in my opinion check them out and she performs at big concerts alot better than stupid tv shows and aword shows becuz you have more rehearsal time shakira in current time now has been forced to do the sex card
72. jason - June 14, 2009 3:09 AM
number 10 your wrong shakira used to sing good and have better music back be4 she was in usa her album pies descalzos and donde estan los lodronas are better albums that oral fixation in my opinion check them out and she performs at big concerts alot better than stupid tv shows and aword shows becuz you have more rehearsal time shakira in current time now has been forced to do the sex card