I don't recall Marilyn Monroe having a tramp stamp either.
Seriously, I've always thought Lohan (although obviously crazy) was still a physically attractive person. But the photographer here did an absolutely horrible job as he seems to have emphasized all her flaws (particularly the freckles, which I normally wouldn't even notice). Seriously, isn't this supposed to be an idealized shot and not reality?
I'm afraid the photog was aiming too high--Lohan ain't Marilyn. Marilyn had a curvy, tiny little waist. Lohan doesn't appear to even have a waist based on these photos. But the funny thing--Monroe was in her mid-thirties when the original photoshoot took place, and ya' know what? Lohan looks the same in the face, got THAT part right...Great boobs, but totally unoriginal. And she's not good looking enough to pull it off. Sorry.
YA FISH YPU FORGOT TO ADD THIS PART OF THE INTERVIEW
There was also no avoiding the parallels between Monroe's tragic fate – dead from an accidental overdose of prescription medicines – and that, recently, of Heath Ledger's.
"They are both prime examples of what this industry can do to someone," says Lohan.
When it is pointed out to Lohan, who has been in rehab three times, that the possibility may exist of a similar fate for her, the young actress replies with a tinge of annoyance: "I don't know. I'm not them. But I sure as hell wouldn't let it happen to me."
42. LINDSAY IS A FUCKING HYPOCRITE - February 18, 2008 12:59 PM
*YOU
43. LINDSAY IS geez i don't care, man - February 18, 2008 1:03 PM
#41, chill out, they're only here for our dying-Roman-civilization entertainment...
But that picture in black-and-white with the yellow flowers (or whatever they are) - that's not Marilyn as much as Jame Gumb preening in front of his mirror after tucking it back.
Okay...I luv boobs, I just don't undestand what this photoshoot was for?
What was New York mag selling?
Were they just like "Well, here's Lindsay Lohan naked, enjoy."
Putting on a blond wig doesn't mean that you're Marilyn monroe right away.But these are very comic pics,almost cute??She looks more Paris Hilton to me.
Oh, I'd totally hit it, but I'd hate myself afterwards.
And it reminds me of a joke I heard once: "What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive right now? She'd be trying to find a way out of her casket."
I have to say, the last one is okay. She doesn't look too bad. She does have the world's smallest nipples, it would seem. Smaller than most mens' even.
Double initials don't make you an automatic sex symbol, LL, more like a bad joke. It's not the freckles, it's the desperation that's ugly. Not to mention the pretension and delusion.
Her belly always reminds me the pillsbury dough boy. She has this permanently bloated, no waist definition thing going on. Seriously I amno Marilyn fan but, Lindsay doesn't even come close. Marilyn had a stunning face (could have used a workout in my book) but, Linsay's little frekled covered face and clown applied lipstick to make her thin pout look bigger is a total joke compared to Marilyn. On top of it back in the day they didn't have all the fancy lighting, plastic surgery, spa treatments, fake tanning and airbrushing techniques that they do today so this is actually pretty sad, I'm almost embarrassed for Lilo and her saggy tatas.
What?? Okay, I'm not exactly a fan of her ginger-kid-posing-as-california-blonde-with-vomit-orange-tan look, but she can look so much more attractive than this. It doesn't even look like her.
Cheap-looking wig, bad lighting, unflattering poses. She looks more desperate than iconic.
And what's the deal with every insecure, daddy-deprived slut in Hollywood under the age of 30 worshipping the insecure, daddy-deprived Monroe? Yeah, she was blonde and hot, we get it. But so were dozens of other women in that era who were honestly more interesting and worth admiring.
Her poses are just awkward! Or is it the vapid bored look that makes this so dull?
It's just off somehow. Or she really IS that boring, I think its poorly done and that editor needs shot.
I like that she got rid of her implants, those are suppose to be real, and with the natural slope I do believe they are. And those are hot, I'll give her that. HATE fake tits.
I agree with 7. All of her flaws are accentuated. And if she wants to pose nude and look good she's going to have to gain a little weight so that she actually has a waistline.
And by close I mean a trilllion miles away and by cigar I mean an errect penis.
Bitch is fug, I'd take Marilyn's decaying corpse over this nasty ass and I never found Marilyn hot but, she a goddess compared to this untoned skank. Her stomach looks like a dead seabass. Fucking nasty.
have any of you seen the original? Marylin didnt look amazing in most of the shots, she looked tired and clownish. And she had freckles- DUN DUN DUNNNNN
Hey everyone, what's the official word? Are those breasts real? If so, they're fabulous. Anyone have the definitive answer on the fake/real boob thing?
who the hell cares about freckles, if this bitch was lying down on your bed you can't tell me you wouldn't fuck that shit, if not you're just straight up gay!
A little context: Bert Stern on the Marilyn shoot -
“She hated the scar on her midriff from a recent gall-bladder operation, I told her it was beautiful. She was at a time in her life when she needed to re-invent herself, I think that’s why she accepted to pose for me, she drank gallons of Dom Pérignon, got drunk and fell asleep.”
It's easy to find these pictures online, including proofs of pictures Marilyn rejected for publication. She's older and looks a little beat/wasted/sleepy. By today's standards she's a little overweight, lacks any muscle tone, and has smaller (natural) boobs than you'd ever think. Except for her face and especially her eyes, she looks like an ordinary chick, but the pictures are still far better than Lindsay's.
Her freckles are because she's a fucking redhead you retards .... Jeezus, doesn't anyone remember her before she turned Hollyweird ? She's had a tit job too. She never used to have any nipples to speak of. Pointy tits
although lilo isnt perfect, im sure she didnt have nearly as much done as marilyn did. if u saw pictures of marilyn's stomach pudge u'd be making fun or her too. no one's perfect, that's what makes us soo beautiful.
I'm gonna chalk up the failure of these pictures to a washed-up photographer. It was a nice try, bud, but it didn't come out too well. We all know Lohan can look sexy as hell in the right conditions. The right conditions these were not.
Holy shit. I cannot get over how perfect her tits are.
I hate Lindsay Lohan, i think shes a skank bitch that will sleep with anything that moves, but after seeing her topless I have to say I would definitely like to suck on them titties.
Holy shit. She has the tired, bitter, seen-it-all eyes of an old lady and looks like she's spent the first twenty years of her life in chamber filled with cigarette smoke.
No actually, it's worse. She looks like the old woman who climbs out of the bath in the Shining.
Holy shit. She has the tired, bitter, seen-it-all eyes of an old lady and looks like she's spent the first twenty years of her life in a chamber filled with cigarette smoke.
No actually, it's worse. She looks like the old woman who climbs out of the bath in the Shining.
I'm racking my widdle brain to come up with ways to have made this shoot more disastrous, but I can't think of any. Every single photo I've seen of La Lohan up to this very minute has been more attractive than these, including the best of the worst of the Pap shots and her mug shots.
I was really lookoing forward to one day seeing this chick naked.... now I have and I'm inexplicably turned off. Big time.
118. Nordic Emulation - ha ha weep sons of pigs - February 18, 2008 2:53 PM
Why is it that EVERY woman, no matter what race, tries to have blonde hair? Is it because everyone knows that northern european women are indeed the best looking? You know, the REAL blondes!!!
All of you losers are so owned that you are nothing more than my bitch property! AHHHHHHHHH haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaa!
@118 Fuckin' A right Brah! Aryans rulez! Hey man, when you actually visit a Scandinavian country send me a post card. Rock out with your swastika out dude!
Hey, #118? The hair on my scrotum's blonde -- before I shave 'em -- does that make my cock Nordic?
Even better: the hair on my choad's blonde; does that make my asshole Nordic?
126. Nazis and Nordics - February 18, 2008 3:14 PM
Not the same thing. Being teutonic is not a prerequisite for national socialism. But hey, nothing to be ashamed to be nazi either. Every other mutherfukkin cocksukkn bastard can be racist why not white people. We have zionist anti-defamation league, Azteclan, NAACP, you name it.
I am not trying to be offensive, but all women wish they have blonde hair and blue eyes and it is a fact.
The bizarre pink pic is nice.
The freckles don't seem to be the problem....The problem is her tit to hip ratio. She might want to consider hip implants, as I remember Marilyn having a banging hourglass figure, rather than Lohan having the body of a toady 14 year old boy with watermelons tacked to his chest.
128. 125 Aryans only please - February 18, 2008 3:19 PM
As usual you are just not bright enough to follow a train of logic and are apparantly ignorant of anthropology as well as just about everything else other than dance and celebrity trivia and perhaps feltching old men.
No having blonde hair does not make you nordic I mean in your case the blonde hair on your private parts most likely came from some big German dude ass fucking you.
In your case it would be nor dick. Too easy, bitch. Back to the drawing board, shit tongue.
Damn... Trills have less freckles than that. Plus they looks better with them.
Her boobs look photoshopped as they are the only area without freckles in that one shot that shows them off well.
Googled this for Marilyn. It's still better than L chica.
http://www.linternaute.com/sortir/cinema/diaporama/06/marilyn-monroe-la-derniere-seance/marilyn-monroe-roses2.jpg
Just like Pamela Anderson's "homage" was an insult to Brigitte Bardot, Lindsay Lohan's photo shoot is an insult to Marilyn Monroe. What do they try to prove ? That women were far better looking and classier in the fifties/sixties ?
Tonight, the Superficial looks like a damn Rocky Horror picture show. Only ugly pictures of crazy celebrities.
Some airbrushing and she still looks GROSS. Other than big tits, what is the big deal?? Practically every girl I know that age looks better ie. don't have skin like a 50 year old.
Omg. I have never written a comment before, but I feel inclined to do so. I think she looks absolutely horrible in these pictures! I agree with #7, she looks rough, Marilyn was much softer, warmer and sexier than her. Under normal circumstances LL is an attractive girl, but these pictures are simply awful!
Some airbrushing and she still looks GROSS. Other than big tits, what is the big deal?? Practically every girl I know that age looks better ie. don't have skin like a 50 year old.
I'm confused. Am I the only person who thinks her breasts are the WORST part of these pictures? Especially in the cover photo for this piece, she looks... well, saggy. She's sagging. Like a 50-year-old. I've always kind of suspected she was secretly approaching her 50's, I guess this confirms it.
I mean, come on. Big breasts don't need to sag unless you're old or you haven't been taking care of yourself.
Ok....first of all...freckles and blondes don't mix. It just looks absolutely weird. So quit it...cuz it's weirdin me out.
Second.....look at the first black and white photo. Minus the yellow "things" tell me it doesn't look like a corpse that just got pulled out of a drawer at the morgue.....on CSI. For real...I stared at it for a moment and she looked DEAD.
She gives a shitty performance....even when taking pictures. Man...she sucks at life.
Since I was a young lad, I've been mostly attracted to girls with freckles... love them! Irish and Scottish girls... yummy! If you hate freckles, why do you even bother looking at pics of the gals with them? Anybody that really loves boobs can tell that Lindsay's have always been natural. She's a natural beauty that looks best with her natural hair color. I find her candid shots, sans makeup, the best.
That said.... just how old and senile is this photographer? The lighting is horrendous! She looks terrible in these pics!
Okay, she does look super fabulous. However, the most distinct difference between her and Marilyn? Marilyn had a real body and Lindsay still has the hips of a 12 year old girl. The only reason she can be considered a woman (physically) are the assets she had to purchase. Poor girl. Her body has more in common with Winona Ryder than Marilyn Monroe. She is very cute, though.
148. D. Richards (Anthropologist.) - February 18, 2008 4:10 PM
#128?
Really: Weren't you the orifice that said (n)ordics were the only 'real' blondes? So . . . if my asshole's choad was a real blonde, wouldn't that make the ass, a real (n)ordic? In your very much logical guesstimation, I think it would!
Why's everyone gotta hate on freckles? I am actually quite fond of my freckles I'll have you know! Maybe she is too, not like there's a whole lot she can do about them anyways!
"I mean, come on. Big breasts don't need to sag unless you're old or you haven't been taking care of yourself."
Really? Because everyone I've ever known with naturally huge boobs have saggy ones at a young age. We're so used to looking at those hard, round fake boobs that "pass the pencil test" and point to the heavens when women are flat on their backs that we are all horrified by any natural sagging. Of course they're going to sag! Natural tits are just fat over muscle, the heavier the breasts the more they sag.
IMO the tits are the only thing she has going for her. Her body is doughy-looking and toneless for someone so young, she has no discernible waist or ass and her face is tired and beat. MM was 15 years older and wasted when her photos were taken and she still managed to less beat than LL.
This girl is smart, making her ugly cheap skanky self being compared to the goddess of hotness and beauty that was Marilyn Monroe.
I can only say this: Lohan is UGLY and disgusting, a cheap gross ugly skank, kinda like that ugly drunk booze and barf stinking desperate skank jumping on and trying to be all over every guy that she sees, yet every guy she jumps on gets horrified and makes this horror, disgusted face and tries to kick this ugly stinky skank as far away from him as possible. She looks like she smells like tuna left in the sun for a week scented STD'ed snatch. Her ghostly white pale freckled body is pretty damn gross too, as well as her ugly face. She has some really tiny nipples for someone who is a C cup man... some girls with B's have way much bigger nipples.
Lohan is just a desperate cheap stinky ugly skank. She is not skanky because she likes sex, but because she wants attention and being skanky is her only way to get it, since she's so ugly and eww. That's why she posed nude and let us all see her gross naked body, because she wants some attention. But let me tell you Lohan, you look like shit.
Are we seeing a creepy foreshadowing of the events to come? I agree the pics are truly awful (especially the b&w) We all know how Marilyn ended up..... Lindsay's well on her way to the same end it looks like. Maybe she'll be #3...it always comes in 3's.
What the hell? Lindsay was probably the first stripper not to show teat in I Know Who Killed Me, she said she was an actress and didn't have to resort to nudity. Now she just throws out all her "principles" for some ugly photo shoot where the photographer is TRYING -- and succeeding -- in making her look like rampaging ass?
I'm going to assume this isn't the real Lindsay, but her twin.
Usually, I'm happy to bash on LiLo, but her boobs? 100% real. They sag like real boobs, flatten out and to the side when she lies on her back like real boobs and if they were fake they would have redone her nips: Instead they're small, pale with no clear areola definition. They're sexy, real, any-other-girl-would-be-attainable boobs.
And the pencil test only works for guys who are queer and want to hit something that while technically female, resembles what they'd rather be hitting. For me, if the boobs can't hold a marker, they belong in the Itty-bitty-titty-committee.
What I like most about the original Marilyn/Stern photos is how joyful and fun Marilyn looks (esp. the photo with the yellow flowers where she's winking and biting her lip). She's sexy in those photos because she isn't necessarily trying to be. Whether or not she was acutally happy is besides the point.
In Lindsay's pictures, I see too much makeup and trying too hard; no fun, no joy, no personality shining through.
these are so unflattering! she can be so beautiful but these pics? im embarassed for her. i would not have let the magazine run these pics.
172. D. Richards was sent to the salt mines (tragic/hilarious) - February 18, 2008 5:28 PM
Anthropology for Dummies was unfortuantely booked dick dicks. Sooo, I am tutoring you on Anthropology for Retards. Blonde hair is an attribute of the Germanic race. By and large our races have mixed and remixed over the millenia. Having blonde hair implies some Nordic blood but being a part does not mean you are wholly so. Mongrels we are here in this country of course.
Was that something you can sink your, ummm, "bite" into with your (ugh) gums? I am not trying to be, errr long in the tooth about this (poor slob).
Usually, I'm happy to bash on LiLo, but her boobs? 100% real. They sag like real boobs, flatten out and to the side when she lies on her back like real boobs and if they were fake they would have redone her nips: Instead they're small, pale with no clear areola definition. They're sexy, real, any-other-girl-would-be-attainable boobs.
And the pencil test only works for guys who are queer and want to hit something that while technically female, resembles what they'd rather be hitting. For me, if the boobs can't hold a marker, they belong in the Itty-bitty-titty-committee.
her boobs are totally fake and saggy from having bigger implants and then replacing them with smaller ones during one of her hospital stays for "dehydration." and her nipples are sooo smalll. wtf?????? but her face is the worst. i swear i'm goinna quit drinking this very day after seeing this hag. holy shittttt!! dont do drugs people!!
oh yeah and 174, that's because they are under the muscle unlike the usual huge over-the-muscle implants you see on say pam anderson. doesn't mean they are real. i mean, just look at the proportions on the pic with the scarf. her stomach is flat and then out of nowhere these huge unnatural boobs appear.
Oh good Lord...I don't even know where to begin....they picked this no talent whore to pose as Marilyn Monroe?!?!?..she must be rolling in her grave right now. It's insulting. She doesn't even come close and she never will.
I am a HUGE Marilyn Monroe fan and this is just bullshit. Janet Jackson would have made a better MM....
I've seen the original photos and these ain't it, not really close. I think her boobs are real. They just don't have that "tennis ball shoved under the skin" look of fake boobs. She looks like a crack whore.
The boobs are nice. Good size and all. What about those SAD looking Friggin' NIPPLES!? The girl has nice big tits with no damn nipples to speak of? She needs a nipple job in the very least.
What's the point of having a nice big set of knockers with no nice tittys to suck on?
She might as well have inverted nipples because what she has are absolutely useless.
I'm disappointed in her. I had no feelings of like or dislike towards her but this is the last thing I expected her to do. I feel that she completely degraded and lowered herself in this photoshoot. Her sex appeal just went out the window because now every guy with internet can see her naked
Shame on her for agreeing to do it (get over yourself, Linds), and shame on that photographer...not even remotely Marilyn-esque, just very sad and freckle-iciously gross
Anyone that thinks she had a boob job obviously has no clue about how real breasts look! You virgins ought to stop looking at those Playboys in your mommy's basement and find some real life girls with real breasts so you can tell the difference!
While Lindsay does have nice (and real) boobs, I think the photos are tacky. Lindsay is not even close to Marilyn-esque. Lindsay's "sexy" is way too forced. And she has 12 year old boy hips...
Its not that she looks bad or even ugly. Its that she looks average. Ask your average college chick to take off her clothes and you'll get something like you see in those pics. So the question is: Why does she get to be a celebrity? Oh yeah, and the freckles aren't that bad now but wait five years and she won't be able to pay people to look at pictures of her naked.
These are some god awful pictures of ANYONE! The lighting, the makeup everything is just wrong. Lohan is a hot young girl and these god awful bad pictures make her look like she is pushing 60. yuck. pore girl.
She's also missing Marilyn's scar from an apendectomy...and freckles aside...she's very pretty. Photo touch up could have removed all the freckles and there would have been an outcry over 'touch ups'. Some people just like to hate.
What, no bush? If she's trying to do the Marilyn thing, she should remember that back in the day those beautiful big tittied women also had beautiful big bushes. Ahhh...yeah, those were the days.
Besides, this would have been the perfect opportunity settle that "Firecrotch" business once and for all. She missed out.
I have the same complains as everyone else. Her nipple are almost non-existed, I like the freckles, no waist, wish she showed at least a little red hair on her pu**y. Overall looks, Marilyn is a ten she a two.
she honestly looks to rough to be marilyn monroe...she just looks like a street walker who has coked up one too many times and thinks shes back in the 60;s
You could hold A LOT of pens under those saggy sand bags. Why does she have NO waist definition. It's so funny how many of you think these pics are bad or unflattering. HELLO this is what she would look like in the morning if you woke up next to her. When she tans the freckles aren't as obvious but this IS Lilo. The aged nasty face is what happens when you are a smoking alcoholic, coke addict.
I don't think they could have done any worse with these pictures!! They are horrible, Lohan looks Horrible!! And comparing her to Monroe.... not even close! Nasty , Gross, Disgusting.. they all describe these pictures perfectly.. I'm surprised someone hasn't poked there eyes out after seeing these. And to the men masturbating to them... sad sad sad.. go get laid! Thats just friggin pathetic!!
#74 Your so right, she's a real "Ginger". My last girlfriend was also a "Ginger", trust me you don't want to see the freckled,red bumped crotch shots...
I promise to make the plot as soon as I die (I know hurry up). It is necessary for me to deny you respect and dignity so that I can maintain my "great enemy" archetype. I really am a stick of dynamite lit at both ends you see.
I maintain a herd of scapegoats, scapehorses, scapesheep. You get the picture. You unfortunately have the disprivilege of being my scapemetamonster.
(I really am that ignorant)
I only pick on those that can defend themselves, other than my usual mindless broadrange attacks at the holy and whory. I only live to continue dying.
It just goes to show... Put a couple decent-size sweat sacks on a hideous troll and she gets compared to Marilyn Monroe. Yes, she's ugly. Inside and out. And she knows it.
This is stupid! She has no SHAPE! Her body is a board! And her face is nothing like Marilyn's. And the wig looks horrible.
WHY BERTY, WHY?
226. iamlindseyslackofawareness - February 18, 2008 10:46 PM
I agree that these photos are awful. She still looks like she's been rolling around in the dirt, and quite frankly she bares no resemblance to Marilyn Monroe, even down to her tits. The sad thing is, on tv right now they're talking about these photos and talking about how "uncanny" the resemblance is and how "identical" she and Marilyn are. Which is total bullshit. But what this is doing is diminishing the actual beauty of Marilyn Monroe because all the tweens out there aren't going to know anything about her, her films, her awesome comic timing and her whole tragic story which heightens how beautiful she really was. Instead, they're going to think of good ol' Linds when they hear the name Marilyn Monroe. Other actresses have tried steal some Monroe thunder and copy someone who cannot truly be imitated. But they never received as much press.
But as someone said above, she"s showing off the goods on purpose now and not on "accident." I'm anticipating she'll soon be leaking a video her latest trip to the gynecologist and a coked out escapade with that Ronson chick in full on strap on gear and her oh so dapper Fedora hat. Can't wait!
Her eyes look like a concentration camp survivor's. I can't believe looking at them that she is still college-age. Wow, she's really burned to a crisp. She must have tried to get all of Peru up her nose.
She needs to go far away for a long time. Or she'll die soon, for sure. She clearly can't handle Hollywood.
What the fuck is up with everyone saying a corpse looks better. I seriously doubt 90% of you wouldn't bang her in a heartbeat. Saggy tits? You fuckers must have never seen real ones bigger than B's or you like your girls illegally young. And no freckles on her tits? Of course not if they aren't in the sun all damn day.
For the record, I don't like the wig or the lack of hips, and I've never thought she was gorgeous, but she's definitely not near as bad as you are all making her out to be. But what do I know, I'm sure you are all fucking Playboy bunnies tonight, right?
They should of used Rachel McAdams- she would of captured Marilyn. Not too mention to carries the curvaceous body of Marilyn not the boyish frame of Lohan.
239. Dick Richards (Foul.) - February 19, 2008 12:30 AM
#233. I know you.
You're anti-clone.
240. Son-of D. Richards - February 19, 2008 12:31 AM
Marilyn Monroe wasn't perfect, but she is an icon of femininity and a hollywood legend. This boyish troll is not even a footnote. Hope she goes away soon.
By the way, I'm not sleeping with Playboy models, but these pictures do nothing for me.
Hey...at least the pics are better than "I Know Who Killed Me"....even though I had expected something a bit more stimulating...and for the doubters, those are real. The sag is very natural.
Nuh-uh, no. This is wrong on too many levels. And not because I am a chick and she is a chick, I can totally appreciate a hot lady when I see one, and I ain't seeing one.
Yiiick!
Does she really think this is gonna re start her career? I see this century's Adrianne Barbeau when i look at these pics. Once you get tyypecast as a tramp that takes out the sweater meat for photo shoots you ain't getting those mayor movie roles, most you can aspire for is to be cast as "rim job sally" in "prison heat bitches 7."
Didn't this tramp once say she wouldn't EVER do nudity? Uhhh, I guess it's easy to say that until you run out of money, your career is on the brink of ending and you are desperate for more attention.
This is truly an insult to Marilyn Monroe. Hohan is a skanky coke whore, and I don't why I looked, but her nasty freckled body made me feel nauseous just looking at it. They could have used someone better, perhaps Scarlett Johanson? At least she is actually beautiful and curvaceous.
I'm so disgusted by all these young celebrities even thinking they could hold a candle to the legendary Marilyn Monroe. The absolutely ONLY thing that Lindsay has in common with Marilyn is that they are both females. That is it. Marilyn had a warm, inviting glow to her that no modern celebrities have. She also oozed naturally with class, talent and inner and outer beauty.
Marilyn Monroe had more talent in her pinkie fingernail than Lindsay could EVER have.
I never thought Lindsay was ugly, I think she has beautiful breasts. I actually like freckles.
As some have pointed out, I am pretty shocked at how BAD this photoshoot is when a supposed professional was behind the camera. It really did emphasize her flaws and minimized her assets. The photographer should be getting the verbal beatdown in the comments section, not Lindsay.
like people said earlier: this is truly an insult to Marilyn! Lindsay looks OLD, her breasts are ugly, she's too thin.
doesn't just take a short blond wig to look like Marilyn!!
but she doesn't look like marilyn at all... this is such a waste of time... marilyn's eyes are way better... lindsay's are like stressed eyes... yeah she got a great body, but the sophistication isn't there like marilyn had... probably scarlet johanssen can do it better than lindsay...
marilyn monroe talented? have you actually seen any of her movies? she was a totally overrated actress and a total skank who ended up ODing. Lilo is the perfect person to ressurect that persona.
I find the comments about Marilyn being hotter and all to be hilarious. Marilyn wasn't hot. She was a fucking train wreck. I think it's great that Lindsay did this. The pics look good, not great. I'd prefer to see something tailored for Lindsay, not trying to recreate a photo shoot of a tramp.
Omg, did I just say Marilyn was a train wreck and a tramp? She was the best actress ever and the hottest chick ever. She was great in Knight's Tale and she was the best part of 10 Things I Hate About You.
If Lindsay dies next week most of the people critisizing her will be the ones lamenting over her passing, since she is the best actress ever and the hottest chick ever, she was great in Knight's Tale.
Feh. Nice tits, but that's about it. She's got no waist, no hips, no facial expression. Plus the freckles are kind of creeping me out. A little freckles okay, but a body covered in them? Y-ish. Geeze, implant those tits on a 14 year old boy and you'd get the same effect.
Someone who's MUCH better looking WITH clothes on than without.
I think this is Lindsay's way of saying, fuck you Britney, I'm the tabloid queen! You know? Refocus attention on her after all this conservator bs.
When Britney flashed her apocalyptic Pandora's box, Lohan returned the favor (in the process she released at least 22 confirmed demons, including Jared, the Subway spokesman).
When Nicole Ritchie became a walking Billboard Advertisement for starving youth in Africa, LL quickly outdid her and traded in her trademark rack for a brand new uber-ribcage and set of chicken wings.
Anyway, the point is, if Britney wants to stay on top, which she clearly does, look for a sex tape release any day now--maybe featuring an all-star cast featuring the likes of K-Fed, Sam Fluffernutter-Sandwich, Adnan What'shisname, and Michael Jackson.
I'm just wondering. Those people who are posting the kind of hateful stuff about freckles. Would it be also appropriate to post that you don't like black skin? That black skin creeps you out?
I love ignorant generalizations
I think she looks totally homely. Look at picture 6, with the yellow flowers.....
Ewww...let me tell you...She WISHES she looked like Marilyn. She aint even close.
this is a good example not every naked woman is a good looking woman.
she looks like a 50 year old woman. these pictures are an insult to marilyn monroe.
282. Malffy Hernandes - February 19, 2008 11:45 AM
She looks terrible! Her face is a wreck. Marilyn looked better at 36 than she does at 22. Plus, Marilyn actually looked like a woman. She had hips. LL looks like a boy with plastic boobs. An unattractive boy with plastic boobs. What nerve, to think she could out-Marilyn Marilyn. She's not even close.
"Even in this carefully staged photo shoot, Lindsay has a harsh coldness that Marilyn never had."
Old Dude, you hit it perfectly. MM was as comfortable in front of the camera nude as anyone has ever been - she relished it and the camera reflected that. LL looks like she's mailing it in.
What grosses me out about Lindsey is not the fact that she has some freckles, but that they're all over her body (did you see her thigh in the one pic?!?) It's the kind of damage that is inflicted on your skin after years of abusing it by exposing it to the sun, tanning beds, etc. You're an idiot if you are a natural redhead with fair skin and let your skin get like that. And she's only 21?!? I work in skincare, freckles are DAMAGE to your skin. I'm not creeped out by people's natural skin color, I'm creeped out by what they do to themselves in an effort to become something they're not. Wear sunscreen.
287. steve aka Gorilla Butthole - February 19, 2008 12:14 PM
why yes I am a playboy bunny tonight LOL even Hugh Hef would have made a better resemblance. Seriously, this is a disgrace to MM, Anna Nicole "idolized" her and case in point, she OD'ed the same way. Not that I want them to, but why do none of these tramps ever emulate Liz Taylor or Audrey Hepburn etc? Even Bea Arthur looks less old....perhaps
Reader Comments
1. Onyx Blackman - February 18, 2008 12:35 PM
frist?
2. Blaise Bailey Finnegain III - February 18, 2008 12:36 PM
I'm astonished how absolutely hot she looks.
Damn the Photoshop trickery!
3. Duckypoo - February 18, 2008 12:36 PM
aven't even seen the NSFW pics and I already need to clean my keyboard. Thanks for reminding us there is a god.
4. Blaise Bailey Finnegain III - February 18, 2008 12:37 PM
Don't fucking type FIRST, you dumb fucking faggot.
Like anyone gives a shit that you got the first comment.
P.S. if you care, then blow your fucking brains out.
FUCK YOU LOSER DICKHEAD RETARDS FOREVER
5. polly - February 18, 2008 12:37 PM
A Very ugly Marilyn wanna-be--!!! These pictures suck--
6. zug - February 18, 2008 12:40 PM
Freckle Attack..
7. UCrawford - February 18, 2008 12:41 PM
I don't recall Marilyn Monroe having a tramp stamp either.
Seriously, I've always thought Lohan (although obviously crazy) was still a physically attractive person. But the photographer here did an absolutely horrible job as he seems to have emphasized all her flaws (particularly the freckles, which I normally wouldn't even notice). Seriously, isn't this supposed to be an idealized shot and not reality?
8. Wtf - February 18, 2008 12:42 PM
Oh, she is ugly as fuck.
9. Jsan - February 18, 2008 12:42 PM
....i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
10. Nickylaxy - February 18, 2008 12:42 PM
Idk about this chick... The freckles to me are a huge turn off. Lindsey is overrated. Tatters are pretty nice though.
11. Flavio - February 18, 2008 12:43 PM
I like the freckles, I want to try to lick them off. Those tits! Mmmmmm.
12. Nickylaxy - February 18, 2008 12:43 PM
Idk about this chick... The freckles to me are a huge turn off. Lindsey is overrated. Tatters are pretty nice though.
13. so2315 - February 18, 2008 12:43 PM
My God, I guess if you were drunk enough when you were fucking her maybe you could bring a sharpie and connect the dots!!!
GROSS!!!
14. old dude (yes, looking in your daughter's bedroom window) - February 18, 2008 12:43 PM
Even in this carefully staged photo shoot, Lindsay has a harsh coldness that Marilyn never had.
15. dude - February 18, 2008 12:43 PM
#7, you hit the nail on the head.
But of course, I masturbated to them anyway.
16. riiiight! - February 18, 2008 12:43 PM
pretty sad when you have a professional photographer, photoshop and black and white images and you STILL look like SHIT!
NASTY
17. Hill - February 18, 2008 12:43 PM
Wow, super ugly. At least Marylin had class.
18. D. Richards (Chef.) - February 18, 2008 12:44 PM
Freckles are forever. Tits.
19. HuckyDucky - February 18, 2008 12:44 PM
Hey Blaise Bailey Finnegain III,
You must be new here.
20. NightStalker3 - February 18, 2008 12:44 PM
Ms. Lohan your no Marilyn Monroe, closer to Janis Joplin maybe.
21. FRIST!!! - February 18, 2008 12:45 PM
Jimbo's trying to write a comment but all that comes out is "fap fap fap".
22. Oprah's Gorilla Butthole - February 18, 2008 12:45 PM
I have never masturbated before to such ugly pics.
Obviously, I have mixed feelings about this whole thing....I should probably watch the "Parent Trap" to cleanse this funk....
23. jakebarnes - February 18, 2008 12:46 PM
FINally
24. sweet honey hole - February 18, 2008 12:47 PM
these could've been way hotter. She's hotter than this.
25. PAULIE - February 18, 2008 12:47 PM
U-G-L-Y as HELL!!!!
Freckles SUCK big TIME!
26. Sauron - February 18, 2008 12:48 PM
Young Marilyn Monroe with shaggy breasts..?I'm really convinced.Even photoshop didn't help.
27. Mal Gusto - February 18, 2008 12:49 PM
Marylin was much older than Lohan during the original shoot and still her tits look better than Lohan's!
28. Gerald_Tarrant - February 18, 2008 12:49 PM
I knew it was just a matter of time before real "non-oops" pics came out.
I love freckles on chicks.
29. Fin Fin - February 18, 2008 12:50 PM
WTF?! She is hideous. Why would they ever compare the two. RETARDS!
30. lily - February 18, 2008 12:50 PM
what a dirty whore plus she has no niples
31. KoolThing - February 18, 2008 12:50 PM
B.O.B.F.O.C
Or, Body of Baywatch, Face of Crimewatch.
32. noneyobeezwax - February 18, 2008 12:51 PM
if it weren't for the tits, i'd swear these were pics of a 12 y/o boy or a sickly leopard.
33. noneyobeezwax - February 18, 2008 12:52 PM
whose name is that tattood on her ass anyway?
34. Rossco - February 18, 2008 12:54 PM
I've been waiting all this time for THOSE?
Damn, not even jerk-worthy. Someone photoshop out the freckles, please, and then we'll talk, haha.
35. bobert mcnasty - February 18, 2008 12:54 PM
next stop..... playboy! giggity giggity goo
36. bootlah - February 18, 2008 12:55 PM
And what's with that wig? It's horrible.
37. monkeyfightclub - February 18, 2008 12:55 PM
Her face looks like Marilyn Monroe's exhumed corpse. It's like they went out of their way to make her look like crap. Her body looks great though.
38. TetraShiva - February 18, 2008 12:55 PM
Wow. That is really.... not hot.
39. The Office Whore - February 18, 2008 12:57 PM
I have absolutely nothing to say..
40. amma - February 18, 2008 12:57 PM
I'm afraid the photog was aiming too high--Lohan ain't Marilyn. Marilyn had a curvy, tiny little waist. Lohan doesn't appear to even have a waist based on these photos. But the funny thing--Monroe was in her mid-thirties when the original photoshoot took place, and ya' know what? Lohan looks the same in the face, got THAT part right...Great boobs, but totally unoriginal. And she's not good looking enough to pull it off. Sorry.
41. LINDSAY IS A FUCKING HYPOCRITE - February 18, 2008 12:57 PM
YA FISH YPU FORGOT TO ADD THIS PART OF THE INTERVIEW
There was also no avoiding the parallels between Monroe's tragic fate – dead from an accidental overdose of prescription medicines – and that, recently, of Heath Ledger's.
"They are both prime examples of what this industry can do to someone," says Lohan.
When it is pointed out to Lohan, who has been in rehab three times, that the possibility may exist of a similar fate for her, the young actress replies with a tinge of annoyance: "I don't know. I'm not them. But I sure as hell wouldn't let it happen to me."
42. LINDSAY IS A FUCKING HYPOCRITE - February 18, 2008 12:59 PM
*YOU
43. LINDSAY IS geez i don't care, man - February 18, 2008 1:03 PM
#41, chill out, they're only here for our dying-Roman-civilization entertainment...
But that picture in black-and-white with the yellow flowers (or whatever they are) - that's not Marilyn as much as Jame Gumb preening in front of his mirror after tucking it back.
44. Luisinho - February 18, 2008 1:04 PM
I WOULD BANG HER!
45. El Ces - February 18, 2008 1:04 PM
Okay...I luv boobs, I just don't undestand what this photoshoot was for?
What was New York mag selling?
Were they just like "Well, here's Lindsay Lohan naked, enjoy."
Was it for a car or...why?
46. Edwin - February 18, 2008 1:04 PM
No, Janis was much more attractive, even stoned.
47. Lowlands - February 18, 2008 1:05 PM
Putting on a blond wig doesn't mean that you're Marilyn monroe right away.But these are very comic pics,almost cute??She looks more Paris Hilton to me.
48. ella - February 18, 2008 1:06 PM
national geographic boobs
49. Nics - February 18, 2008 1:07 PM
ew the black and white photos look like they used one of those lights that show you how much skin damage you have
50. mike - February 18, 2008 1:07 PM
#39 - why should today be any different?
51. theShizann - February 18, 2008 1:09 PM
FAIL!
52. Judd G - February 18, 2008 1:11 PM
Does Lindsay have one freckle for every load that has been dumped into her puss or ass?? If so, I'd like to add a couple of freckles....on her face!!!
53. Natanya - February 18, 2008 1:12 PM
You can see the line for the wig in the last one! Jesus.
54. Cosmo - February 18, 2008 1:13 PM
Oh, I'd totally hit it, but I'd hate myself afterwards.
And it reminds me of a joke I heard once: "What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive right now? She'd be trying to find a way out of her casket."
55. Natanya - February 18, 2008 1:16 PM
You can see the line for the wig in the last one! Jesus.
56. KoolThing - February 18, 2008 1:16 PM
The ass tat says "la bella vida".
57. Spazz - February 18, 2008 1:17 PM
She is ugly as fuck. Nice cans though.
58. kate - February 18, 2008 1:17 PM
these pictures are a terrible recreation.
59. The Office Whore - February 18, 2008 1:17 PM
good one mike! You're smart! smart smart smart! s-m-r-t!!
60. lmao - February 18, 2008 1:18 PM
LMAO @ PIC 6.
WHAT IS THAT TROLL DOING?
61. KoolThing - February 18, 2008 1:19 PM
I have to say, the last one is okay. She doesn't look too bad. She does have the world's smallest nipples, it would seem. Smaller than most mens' even.
62. Jimbo - February 18, 2008 1:21 PM
If only Mike could be the same..
63. justifiable - February 18, 2008 1:22 PM
Double initials don't make you an automatic sex symbol, LL, more like a bad joke. It's not the freckles, it's the desperation that's ugly. Not to mention the pretension and delusion.
64. deaconjones - February 18, 2008 1:22 PM
I have that same wig and wear it when I play tuck the peepee.
65. Racer X - February 18, 2008 1:22 PM
I'D HIT IT for a $1000, Alex.
/2 clicks = nipple
66. Chris - February 18, 2008 1:22 PM
EEW!
EEW!
EEW EEW EEW EEW EEW!!!!
67. grossed out - February 18, 2008 1:23 PM
yuck. extremely unattractive. she looks like a tranny.
68. cruan_mobay - February 18, 2008 1:23 PM
I'm a straight guy but dude, I'd rather masturbate to photos of Andy Dick than those. Gross bitch.
69. kitty_kat - February 18, 2008 1:24 PM
@17- "Marilyn Monroe" and "class" don't belong in the same sentence...
70. christian - February 18, 2008 1:24 PM
ALL OF YOU.....GE A LIFE
AND FISH,,,GET A REAL JOB
BTW THE CUNT LOOKS DECENT
71. logic - February 18, 2008 1:24 PM
Her belly always reminds me the pillsbury dough boy. She has this permanently bloated, no waist definition thing going on. Seriously I amno Marilyn fan but, Lindsay doesn't even come close. Marilyn had a stunning face (could have used a workout in my book) but, Linsay's little frekled covered face and clown applied lipstick to make her thin pout look bigger is a total joke compared to Marilyn. On top of it back in the day they didn't have all the fancy lighting, plastic surgery, spa treatments, fake tanning and airbrushing techniques that they do today so this is actually pretty sad, I'm almost embarrassed for Lilo and her saggy tatas.
72. Auntie Kryst - February 18, 2008 1:25 PM
Haaaapyyyy Birrrrthdayyy Mr. Presi...Fuck it, I can't go on. Lohan is a fucktard! Get me my whiskey!
73. Harry - February 18, 2008 1:25 PM
Methinks someone's desperate to jump start their career. At least she didn't wait until she was 50 to do this. Next stop, Playboy!
74. Ariel - February 18, 2008 1:25 PM
What?? Okay, I'm not exactly a fan of her ginger-kid-posing-as-california-blonde-with-vomit-orange-tan look, but she can look so much more attractive than this. It doesn't even look like her.
Cheap-looking wig, bad lighting, unflattering poses. She looks more desperate than iconic.
And what's the deal with every insecure, daddy-deprived slut in Hollywood under the age of 30 worshipping the insecure, daddy-deprived Monroe? Yeah, she was blonde and hot, we get it. But so were dozens of other women in that era who were honestly more interesting and worth admiring.
Whatever, these picks are fug. Ginger fail.
75. Sauron - February 18, 2008 1:25 PM
Marilyn Monroe was the most intelligent dumbest bitch in the twentieth century.At least Lindsay has halfway something in common.
76. lipper - February 18, 2008 1:27 PM
Her poses are just awkward! Or is it the vapid bored look that makes this so dull?
It's just off somehow. Or she really IS that boring, I think its poorly done and that editor needs shot.
I like that she got rid of her implants, those are suppose to be real, and with the natural slope I do believe they are. And those are hot, I'll give her that. HATE fake tits.
77. kitty_kat - February 18, 2008 1:28 PM
I agree with 7. All of her flaws are accentuated. And if she wants to pose nude and look good she's going to have to gain a little weight so that she actually has a waistline.
78. Sebastian Melmoth - February 18, 2008 1:29 PM
I am loving all this dislike towards her. It keeps the line shorter.
I've never even heard of NY Mag but I just ordered 2 copies of this issue.
79. I'm Yer Daddy - February 18, 2008 1:29 PM
Close but no cigar.
And by close I mean a trilllion miles away and by cigar I mean an errect penis.
Bitch is fug, I'd take Marilyn's decaying corpse over this nasty ass and I never found Marilyn hot but, she a goddess compared to this untoned skank. Her stomach looks like a dead seabass. Fucking nasty.
80. sindiva - February 18, 2008 1:29 PM
have any of you seen the original? Marylin didnt look amazing in most of the shots, she looked tired and clownish. And she had freckles- DUN DUN DUNNNNN
81. veroonica - February 18, 2008 1:31 PM
33. It spells out N-E-X-T!
82. whoa - February 18, 2008 1:32 PM
well, she's peaked. it's all downhill from here.
83. steve - February 18, 2008 1:33 PM
Hey everyone, what's the official word? Are those breasts real? If so, they're fabulous. Anyone have the definitive answer on the fake/real boob thing?
84. Grunion - February 18, 2008 1:37 PM
She's no Monroe that's for sure. Just another over hyped little girl trying to be sexy. Trying too hard I might add.
85. lipper - February 18, 2008 1:37 PM
To even try to COMPARE the two, is heinous and damn right disrespectful.
Marilyn will always be remembered, she was an icon.
Lho... hmm who is that again? Oh yes! Firecrotch!
Marilyn KNEW how to make love to the camera. Growl.
86. vgcvb - February 18, 2008 1:39 PM
who the hell cares about freckles, if this bitch was lying down on your bed you can't tell me you wouldn't fuck that shit, if not you're just straight up gay!
87. gripper - February 18, 2008 1:40 PM
i swear these are soooo ugly.... i would much rather look at a rotten corpse than these.
88. Doomhammer - February 18, 2008 1:43 PM
Wow, I didnt realize she was debilitated with the whore plague like she is. She looks like shit.
89. itspat - February 18, 2008 1:52 PM
A little context: Bert Stern on the Marilyn shoot -
“She hated the scar on her midriff from a recent gall-bladder operation, I told her it was beautiful. She was at a time in her life when she needed to re-invent herself, I think that’s why she accepted to pose for me, she drank gallons of Dom Pérignon, got drunk and fell asleep.”
It's easy to find these pictures online, including proofs of pictures Marilyn rejected for publication. She's older and looks a little beat/wasted/sleepy. By today's standards she's a little overweight, lacks any muscle tone, and has smaller (natural) boobs than you'd ever think. Except for her face and especially her eyes, she looks like an ordinary chick, but the pictures are still far better than Lindsay's.
90. Harry Ballzack - February 18, 2008 1:52 PM
Her freckles are because she's a fucking redhead you retards .... Jeezus, doesn't anyone remember her before she turned Hollyweird ? She's had a tit job too. She never used to have any nipples to speak of. Pointy tits
91. request - February 18, 2008 1:52 PM
She looks like a worn out hyena.
92. nipolian - February 18, 2008 1:54 PM
Way to go LiLo......One step closer to porn where your future projects will equal your gifts.
93. Marilyn naked on a bed - February 18, 2008 1:54 PM
Here's Marilyn!!!
http://www.easycelebritys.com/m/marilyn_monroe_04/pics/marilyn_monroe_01.jpg
94. Captain Obvious - February 18, 2008 1:54 PM
Looks like she is not bare down there. I guess it IS firecrotch.
95. lidiya - February 18, 2008 1:54 PM
where are her hips? why the terrible wig? where's the personality? i've taken more exciting pictures of dead trees.
96. Cap'n Pickles - February 18, 2008 1:54 PM
I'd hit it. Freckles are a definite turn off. shit. I wouldn't know if I was fucking Lindsay lohan, or getting a blowjob from Howdy Doody.
97. Original Marilyn shots - February 18, 2008 1:58 PM
Here's the full set (including shots rejected by Marilyn afterwards). Compare for yourselves.
98. stepoutsidethebox - February 18, 2008 1:58 PM
although lilo isnt perfect, im sure she didnt have nearly as much done as marilyn did. if u saw pictures of marilyn's stomach pudge u'd be making fun or her too. no one's perfect, that's what makes us soo beautiful.
99. 10pound - February 18, 2008 2:00 PM
She smells like cuttlefish.
100. Novak - February 18, 2008 2:01 PM
@90 I don't think anyone has denied that?
Doesn't make it any less gross. Fuck, look at the 2nd pic, it looks like she has a horrible skin disease.
101. ahh - February 18, 2008 2:06 PM
Fuck you 97. Lol
102. Chauncey Gardner - February 18, 2008 2:07 PM
She's like a large, walking, vaguely-humanoid rash.
103. squab - February 18, 2008 2:08 PM
I think she looks good with dark hair but in this shoot she looks like trailer trash Madonna in a dead cat wig.
Yuck!
104. nipolian - February 18, 2008 2:08 PM
So who is the bigger has been....Lindsay Lohan or Bert Stern?
105. Nita - February 18, 2008 2:09 PM
She look EXACTLY like Marilyn Monroe............NOT
106. jakebarnes - February 18, 2008 2:09 PM
I'm gonna chalk up the failure of these pictures to a washed-up photographer. It was a nice try, bud, but it didn't come out too well. We all know Lohan can look sexy as hell in the right conditions. The right conditions these were not.
107. Nita - February 18, 2008 2:09 PM
She looks EXACTLY like Marilyn Monroe...................NOT
108. BJ - February 18, 2008 2:09 PM
That's what her tits look like at 21?! Jesus, I'd hate to see her in a few years when gravity takes more of a toll on this hag's body.
109. Chauncey Gardner - February 18, 2008 2:10 PM
#97,
What the fuck??? What the hell happened to that guy???
110. bot venom - February 18, 2008 2:20 PM
Holy shit. I cannot get over how perfect her tits are.
I hate Lindsay Lohan, i think shes a skank bitch that will sleep with anything that moves, but after seeing her topless I have to say I would definitely like to suck on them titties.
111. Wow - February 18, 2008 2:27 PM
I am impressed how unattractive these make her look.
112. *AGATHA* - February 18, 2008 2:33 PM
she looks like a woman of 80th years old, I gues that this photoshoot is how marilyn should have look like right now or something!
NEXT!!!
113. Lizzy - February 18, 2008 2:34 PM
Holy shit. She has the tired, bitter, seen-it-all eyes of an old lady and looks like she's spent the first twenty years of her life in chamber filled with cigarette smoke.
No actually, it's worse. She looks like the old woman who climbs out of the bath in the Shining.
A grievous insult to Marilyn.
Pack it in Lohan.
114. Lizzy - February 18, 2008 2:34 PM
Holy shit. She has the tired, bitter, seen-it-all eyes of an old lady and looks like she's spent the first twenty years of her life in a chamber filled with cigarette smoke.
No actually, it's worse. She looks like the old woman who climbs out of the bath in the Shining.
A grievous insult to Marilyn.
Pack it in Lohan.
115. jessica rabbit - February 18, 2008 2:40 PM
i'm way hotter than this bitch
and my freckles are more appealing
way to ruin it lohan
116. Bo Babbyo - February 18, 2008 2:43 PM
I'm racking my widdle brain to come up with ways to have made this shoot more disastrous, but I can't think of any. Every single photo I've seen of La Lohan up to this very minute has been more attractive than these, including the best of the worst of the Pap shots and her mug shots.
117. norton - February 18, 2008 2:52 PM
I was really lookoing forward to one day seeing this chick naked.... now I have and I'm inexplicably turned off. Big time.
118. Nordic Emulation - ha ha weep sons of pigs - February 18, 2008 2:53 PM
Why is it that EVERY woman, no matter what race, tries to have blonde hair? Is it because everyone knows that northern european women are indeed the best looking? You know, the REAL blondes!!!
All of you losers are so owned that you are nothing more than my bitch property! AHHHHHHHHH haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaa!
119. Bigheadmike - February 18, 2008 2:54 PM
She looks great!!!!!!!!
120. mlk - February 18, 2008 2:54 PM
small nipples for big boobs. i'd hit it in spite of the freckles.
121. Sun Damage Freckles - February 18, 2008 2:57 PM
Who wants to see Saggy tits that dont pass the pencil test?
122. Arguman - February 18, 2008 2:59 PM
I'm a nobody who doesn't look anything like Marlyn Monroe! He should have photographed ME in that wig! rrrrr >:|
123. Heinrich Himler - February 18, 2008 3:01 PM
@118 Fuckin' A right Brah! Aryans rulez! Hey man, when you actually visit a Scandinavian country send me a post card. Rock out with your swastika out dude!
124. Ryan - February 18, 2008 3:03 PM
Fuck everyone who said her tits were fake. Those are big naturals.
125. Dick Richards - February 18, 2008 3:12 PM
Hey, #118? The hair on my scrotum's blonde -- before I shave 'em -- does that make my cock Nordic?
Even better: the hair on my choad's blonde; does that make my asshole Nordic?
126. Nazis and Nordics - February 18, 2008 3:14 PM
Not the same thing. Being teutonic is not a prerequisite for national socialism. But hey, nothing to be ashamed to be nazi either. Every other mutherfukkin cocksukkn bastard can be racist why not white people. We have zionist anti-defamation league, Azteclan, NAACP, you name it.
I am not trying to be offensive, but all women wish they have blonde hair and blue eyes and it is a fact.
127. Rut Roh - February 18, 2008 3:16 PM
The bizarre pink pic is nice.
The freckles don't seem to be the problem....The problem is her tit to hip ratio. She might want to consider hip implants, as I remember Marilyn having a banging hourglass figure, rather than Lohan having the body of a toady 14 year old boy with watermelons tacked to his chest.
128. 125 Aryans only please - February 18, 2008 3:19 PM
As usual you are just not bright enough to follow a train of logic and are apparantly ignorant of anthropology as well as just about everything else other than dance and celebrity trivia and perhaps feltching old men.
No having blonde hair does not make you nordic I mean in your case the blonde hair on your private parts most likely came from some big German dude ass fucking you.
In your case it would be nor dick. Too easy, bitch. Back to the drawing board, shit tongue.
129. costamar - February 18, 2008 3:21 PM
Marilyn would look better... as she is right now.
130. Knight - February 18, 2008 3:22 PM
Damn... Trills have less freckles than that. Plus they looks better with them.
Her boobs look photoshopped as they are the only area without freckles in that one shot that shows them off well.
131. Rut Roh - February 18, 2008 3:27 PM
Googled this for Marilyn. It's still better than L chica.
http://www.linternaute.com/sortir/cinema/diaporama/06/marilyn-monroe-la-derniere-seance/marilyn-monroe-roses2.jpg
http://www.linternaute.com/sortir/cinema/diaporama/06/marilyn-monroe-la-derniere-seance/marilyn-monroe-roses.jpg
132. matt - February 18, 2008 3:27 PM
Trills, haha. LMAO.
133. EuroNeckPain - February 18, 2008 3:28 PM
Just like Pamela Anderson's "homage" was an insult to Brigitte Bardot, Lindsay Lohan's photo shoot is an insult to Marilyn Monroe. What do they try to prove ? That women were far better looking and classier in the fifties/sixties ?
Tonight, the Superficial looks like a damn Rocky Horror picture show. Only ugly pictures of crazy celebrities.
134. drjay - February 18, 2008 3:28 PM
ya know. this isn't half bad. despite lohan being a coked out attention starved nympho, this is still making the soldier salute.
hey, at least she's not posing nude like she was when she was stick thin and anorexic.
135. 88mate - February 18, 2008 3:29 PM
Some airbrushing and she still looks GROSS. Other than big tits, what is the big deal?? Practically every girl I know that age looks better ie. don't have skin like a 50 year old.
136. Lisa - February 18, 2008 3:33 PM
Omg. I have never written a comment before, but I feel inclined to do so. I think she looks absolutely horrible in these pictures! I agree with #7, she looks rough, Marilyn was much softer, warmer and sexier than her. Under normal circumstances LL is an attractive girl, but these pictures are simply awful!
137. 88mate - February 18, 2008 3:36 PM
Some airbrushing and she still looks GROSS. Other than big tits, what is the big deal?? Practically every girl I know that age looks better ie. don't have skin like a 50 year old.
138. TYtotheLOR - February 18, 2008 3:42 PM
i think she looks like shit
139. TYtotheLOR - February 18, 2008 3:43 PM
i think she looks like shit
140. mim - February 18, 2008 3:43 PM
For ONCE I have to agree.
SO NOT MARILYN! YUCK! PHOOEY! BLAH
Get a real job Lindsay... your career was flushed down the toilet months ago.
141. WTB - February 18, 2008 3:46 PM
I'm confused. Am I the only person who thinks her breasts are the WORST part of these pictures? Especially in the cover photo for this piece, she looks... well, saggy. She's sagging. Like a 50-year-old. I've always kind of suspected she was secretly approaching her 50's, I guess this confirms it.
I mean, come on. Big breasts don't need to sag unless you're old or you haven't been taking care of yourself.
142. gre - February 18, 2008 3:47 PM
asco, para que ponen esa estrella?.
143. fo'sXgirl - February 18, 2008 3:49 PM
Ok....first of all...freckles and blondes don't mix. It just looks absolutely weird. So quit it...cuz it's weirdin me out.
Second.....look at the first black and white photo. Minus the yellow "things" tell me it doesn't look like a corpse that just got pulled out of a drawer at the morgue.....on CSI. For real...I stared at it for a moment and she looked DEAD.
She gives a shitty performance....even when taking pictures. Man...she sucks at life.
Hey Lindsay! Next round's on.....YOU.
144. Sigmund Frodo - February 18, 2008 3:57 PM
Since I was a young lad, I've been mostly attracted to girls with freckles... love them! Irish and Scottish girls... yummy! If you hate freckles, why do you even bother looking at pics of the gals with them? Anybody that really loves boobs can tell that Lindsay's have always been natural. She's a natural beauty that looks best with her natural hair color. I find her candid shots, sans makeup, the best.
That said.... just how old and senile is this photographer? The lighting is horrendous! She looks terrible in these pics!
145. malicious - February 18, 2008 3:59 PM
why did she agree to this?? They could have done way better photos and i agree with 143 about the freckles and blonde hair.
146. D. Richards (Nordic.. track.) - February 18, 2008 4:02 PM
#128? Are you trying to be sincere? Or are you just a fucking moron?
I say sincerely moron.
I like you: you're one of those people that's too dull to understand witt. You make my world go 'round, sugar. Thank you.
Hey! Anthropology, man! Quief.
147. meow - February 18, 2008 4:04 PM
Okay, she does look super fabulous. However, the most distinct difference between her and Marilyn? Marilyn had a real body and Lindsay still has the hips of a 12 year old girl. The only reason she can be considered a woman (physically) are the assets she had to purchase. Poor girl. Her body has more in common with Winona Ryder than Marilyn Monroe. She is very cute, though.
148. D. Richards (Anthropologist.) - February 18, 2008 4:10 PM
#128?
Really: Weren't you the orifice that said (n)ordics were the only 'real' blondes? So . . . if my asshole's choad was a real blonde, wouldn't that make the ass, a real (n)ordic? In your very much logical guesstimation, I think it would!
Eat.
149. c - February 18, 2008 4:15 PM
FUCKING.UGLY
150. Lisa - February 18, 2008 4:20 PM
She looks terrible! I hope these aren't going to be published...she's certainly not that attractive and doesn't hold a candle to Marilyn!
151. buttlover44 - February 18, 2008 4:21 PM
Nude? Where's her well used cunt?
152. butterfly - February 18, 2008 4:23 PM
Why's everyone gotta hate on freckles? I am actually quite fond of my freckles I'll have you know! Maybe she is too, not like there's a whole lot she can do about them anyways!
153. wossco - February 18, 2008 4:27 PM
Her tits are TOTALLY FAKE... why does everyone act like they aren't? I guarantee it.
154. Solaera - February 18, 2008 4:29 PM
"I mean, come on. Big breasts don't need to sag unless you're old or you haven't been taking care of yourself."
Really? Because everyone I've ever known with naturally huge boobs have saggy ones at a young age. We're so used to looking at those hard, round fake boobs that "pass the pencil test" and point to the heavens when women are flat on their backs that we are all horrified by any natural sagging. Of course they're going to sag! Natural tits are just fat over muscle, the heavier the breasts the more they sag.
IMO the tits are the only thing she has going for her. Her body is doughy-looking and toneless for someone so young, she has no discernible waist or ass and her face is tired and beat. MM was 15 years older and wasted when her photos were taken and she still managed to less beat than LL.
155. Nichole - February 18, 2008 4:32 PM
Too bad she looks like Madonna...
156. Nichole - February 18, 2008 4:32 PM
Too bad she looks like Madonna...
157. Nichole - February 18, 2008 4:32 PM
Too bad she looks like Madonna...
158. UGLY - February 18, 2008 4:37 PM
Man she looks UGLY!
This girl is smart, making her ugly cheap skanky self being compared to the goddess of hotness and beauty that was Marilyn Monroe.
I can only say this: Lohan is UGLY and disgusting, a cheap gross ugly skank, kinda like that ugly drunk booze and barf stinking desperate skank jumping on and trying to be all over every guy that she sees, yet every guy she jumps on gets horrified and makes this horror, disgusted face and tries to kick this ugly stinky skank as far away from him as possible. She looks like she smells like tuna left in the sun for a week scented STD'ed snatch. Her ghostly white pale freckled body is pretty damn gross too, as well as her ugly face. She has some really tiny nipples for someone who is a C cup man... some girls with B's have way much bigger nipples.
Lohan is just a desperate cheap stinky ugly skank. She is not skanky because she likes sex, but because she wants attention and being skanky is her only way to get it, since she's so ugly and eww. That's why she posed nude and let us all see her gross naked body, because she wants some attention. But let me tell you Lohan, you look like shit.
159. Victoria - February 18, 2008 4:38 PM
I suppose that's better than posing nude as Marilyn Manson.
160. smadgie - February 18, 2008 4:38 PM
Are we seeing a creepy foreshadowing of the events to come? I agree the pics are truly awful (especially the b&w) We all know how Marilyn ended up..... Lindsay's well on her way to the same end it looks like. Maybe she'll be #3...it always comes in 3's.
161. La Frascatana - February 18, 2008 4:48 PM
What the hell? Lindsay was probably the first stripper not to show teat in I Know Who Killed Me, she said she was an actress and didn't have to resort to nudity. Now she just throws out all her "principles" for some ugly photo shoot where the photographer is TRYING -- and succeeding -- in making her look like rampaging ass?
I'm going to assume this isn't the real Lindsay, but her twin.
162. lichi - February 18, 2008 4:57 PM
besides of the boobs she looks like a boy with a wig. Marylin had hips!! Lindsay has a boyish look to me!
163. lichi - February 18, 2008 4:57 PM
besides of the boobs she looks like a boy with a wig. Marylin had hips!! Lindsay has a boyish look to me!
164. LINDSAYSUCKS - February 18, 2008 4:57 PM
She's an ugly, freckly whore, and she is doing Marilyn Monroe an injustice.
165. pjfan281 - February 18, 2008 5:14 PM
still think her boobs are real? you're an idiot
166. Fred - February 18, 2008 5:15 PM
She's got so many freckles,she looks like she's rusting.
And I must say,those are the some tiny nipples she's got.
167. Mrs - February 18, 2008 5:17 PM
ther tits prolly look ok in the the dark
:-/
168. Thomas - February 18, 2008 5:25 PM
Usually, I'm happy to bash on LiLo, but her boobs? 100% real. They sag like real boobs, flatten out and to the side when she lies on her back like real boobs and if they were fake they would have redone her nips: Instead they're small, pale with no clear areola definition. They're sexy, real, any-other-girl-would-be-attainable boobs.
And the pencil test only works for guys who are queer and want to hit something that while technically female, resembles what they'd rather be hitting. For me, if the boobs can't hold a marker, they belong in the Itty-bitty-titty-committee.
169. minke - February 18, 2008 5:26 PM
What I like most about the original Marilyn/Stern photos is how joyful and fun Marilyn looks (esp. the photo with the yellow flowers where she's winking and biting her lip). She's sexy in those photos because she isn't necessarily trying to be. Whether or not she was acutally happy is besides the point.
In Lindsay's pictures, I see too much makeup and trying too hard; no fun, no joy, no personality shining through.
170. lulu - February 18, 2008 5:27 PM
The REAL, MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE Marilyn PHOTOS:
http://www.geocities.com/melaniumom/BertStern.html
171. bigoltitties - February 18, 2008 5:27 PM
these are so unflattering! she can be so beautiful but these pics? im embarassed for her. i would not have let the magazine run these pics.
172. D. Richards was sent to the salt mines (tragic/hilarious) - February 18, 2008 5:28 PM
Anthropology for Dummies was unfortuantely booked dick dicks. Sooo, I am tutoring you on Anthropology for Retards. Blonde hair is an attribute of the Germanic race. By and large our races have mixed and remixed over the millenia. Having blonde hair implies some Nordic blood but being a part does not mean you are wholly so. Mongrels we are here in this country of course.
Was that something you can sink your, ummm, "bite" into with your (ugh) gums? I am not trying to be, errr long in the tooth about this (poor slob).
173. awerawer - February 18, 2008 5:31 PM
awerawera
174. Thomas - February 18, 2008 5:31 PM
Usually, I'm happy to bash on LiLo, but her boobs? 100% real. They sag like real boobs, flatten out and to the side when she lies on her back like real boobs and if they were fake they would have redone her nips: Instead they're small, pale with no clear areola definition. They're sexy, real, any-other-girl-would-be-attainable boobs.
And the pencil test only works for guys who are queer and want to hit something that while technically female, resembles what they'd rather be hitting. For me, if the boobs can't hold a marker, they belong in the Itty-bitty-titty-committee.
175. kimmy - February 18, 2008 5:35 PM
her boobs are totally fake and saggy from having bigger implants and then replacing them with smaller ones during one of her hospital stays for "dehydration." and her nipples are sooo smalll. wtf?????? but her face is the worst. i swear i'm goinna quit drinking this very day after seeing this hag. holy shittttt!! dont do drugs people!!
176. kimmy - February 18, 2008 5:39 PM
oh yeah and 174, that's because they are under the muscle unlike the usual huge over-the-muscle implants you see on say pam anderson. doesn't mean they are real. i mean, just look at the proportions on the pic with the scarf. her stomach is flat and then out of nowhere these huge unnatural boobs appear.
177. Megina - February 18, 2008 5:40 PM
I'm sorry, she doesn't look good. In fact, she looks down right horrible.
178. jennifer - February 18, 2008 5:41 PM
Oh good Lord...I don't even know where to begin....they picked this no talent whore to pose as Marilyn Monroe?!?!?..she must be rolling in her grave right now. It's insulting. She doesn't even come close and she never will.
I am a HUGE Marilyn Monroe fan and this is just bullshit. Janet Jackson would have made a better MM....
179. LL - February 18, 2008 6:02 PM
I've seen the original photos and these ain't it, not really close. I think her boobs are real. They just don't have that "tennis ball shoved under the skin" look of fake boobs. She looks like a crack whore.
180. Kenny - February 18, 2008 6:04 PM
WTF?!?!?
The boobs are nice. Good size and all. What about those SAD looking Friggin' NIPPLES!? The girl has nice big tits with no damn nipples to speak of? She needs a nipple job in the very least.
What's the point of having a nice big set of knockers with no nice tittys to suck on?
She might as well have inverted nipples because what she has are absolutely useless.
181. musica - February 18, 2008 6:14 PM
I'm disappointed in her. I had no feelings of like or dislike towards her but this is the last thing I expected her to do. I feel that she completely degraded and lowered herself in this photoshoot. Her sex appeal just went out the window because now every guy with internet can see her naked
182. Jamie's Uterus - February 18, 2008 6:14 PM
Will she be putting on an orange one piece bathing suit, and doing the farrah fawcett poster next?
Lohan is no Marilyn, not even close. Maybe they could dress her up like Courtney Love - that would be a good match?
183. yehas - February 18, 2008 6:21 PM
eewwwwwwww Lindsay = Bitch !!!!!!
184. caljenna66 - February 18, 2008 6:35 PM
Shame on her for agreeing to do it (get over yourself, Linds), and shame on that photographer...not even remotely Marilyn-esque, just very sad and freckle-iciously gross
185. negron - February 18, 2008 6:43 PM
She has really ugly breasts.
186. Sigmund Frodo - February 18, 2008 6:44 PM
Anyone that thinks she had a boob job obviously has no clue about how real breasts look! You virgins ought to stop looking at those Playboys in your mommy's basement and find some real life girls with real breasts so you can tell the difference!
187. Famous Plastic - February 18, 2008 6:45 PM
While Lindsay does have nice (and real) boobs, I think the photos are tacky. Lindsay is not even close to Marilyn-esque. Lindsay's "sexy" is way too forced. And she has 12 year old boy hips...
188. Ghostface - February 18, 2008 6:50 PM
Its not that she looks bad or even ugly. Its that she looks average. Ask your average college chick to take off her clothes and you'll get something like you see in those pics. So the question is: Why does she get to be a celebrity? Oh yeah, and the freckles aren't that bad now but wait five years and she won't be able to pay people to look at pictures of her naked.
189. kimmy - February 18, 2008 6:51 PM
186, obviously you have no clue what breast implants look like when they are UNDER THE MUSCLE.
190. Nathiest - February 18, 2008 6:57 PM
These are some god awful pictures of ANYONE! The lighting, the makeup everything is just wrong. Lohan is a hot young girl and these god awful bad pictures make her look like she is pushing 60. yuck. pore girl.
191. kimmy - February 18, 2008 7:05 PM
since im tired of reading how her boobs are real when they are obviously 100% fake, here is a pic showing her surgery scar on her right breast
http://i27.tinypic.com/v2y9i1.jpg
192. bliss - February 18, 2008 7:05 PM
you are very stupid if you think those boobs are fake!
193. murderXmayhemXmadness - February 18, 2008 7:05 PM
I think this might be the worst she has ever looked. She looks better in her friggin' coked-out mug shot.
194. CJ - February 18, 2008 7:06 PM
She's also missing Marilyn's scar from an apendectomy...and freckles aside...she's very pretty. Photo touch up could have removed all the freckles and there would have been an outcry over 'touch ups'. Some people just like to hate.
195. sidrd - February 18, 2008 7:14 PM
She looks great - and that is all she is meant to do.
The dykes and homosexuals on this site will get that one day. Perhaps...oh yes...I see the four horsemen of the apacalypse approaching...
196. dude - February 18, 2008 7:16 PM
What, no bush? If she's trying to do the Marilyn thing, she should remember that back in the day those beautiful big tittied women also had beautiful big bushes. Ahhh...yeah, those were the days.
Besides, this would have been the perfect opportunity settle that "Firecrotch" business once and for all. She missed out.
197. Juaquin Ingles - February 18, 2008 7:21 PM
Ew.
198. lys - February 18, 2008 7:27 PM
She used to be hot. What the hell happened? I guess drugs aged her really badly the last couple of years...
199. pinkdate - February 18, 2008 7:29 PM
woo, her boots are so dirty!
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200. gotmilk? - February 18, 2008 7:32 PM
191, where is this scar you speak of?
seriously, there is nothing there.
201. kimmydsjkfviuhsdfui - February 18, 2008 7:34 PM
underneath her right boob (left in the pic). there IS something there
202. my comment - February 18, 2008 7:47 PM
Spotty freckles, thick waist, saggy boobs and a dragged out alcoholic face that says '50-year-old-Irish-Hooker-from-Long-Island.'
An insult to Marilyn's memory.
203. L.Linus - February 18, 2008 7:47 PM
I have the same complains as everyone else. Her nipple are almost non-existed, I like the freckles, no waist, wish she showed at least a little red hair on her pu**y. Overall looks, Marilyn is a ten she a two.
204. Eric - February 18, 2008 8:07 PM
On one hand, it's a naked redhead.
On the other hand, it's Lindsay Lohan. In a terrible wig.
My penis doesn't know what to do!
205. Binky - February 18, 2008 8:12 PM
Personally, Id rather see Linds try to reenact the 'War of 1812'
Maybe it's just me.
206. Bryan - February 18, 2008 8:39 PM
For the love of all that is holy and true, people. Don't look at the photos enlarged. Trust me.
207. Missystar - February 18, 2008 8:48 PM
Dayum, that is one used-up-looking tramp. Please, everyone, avoid the sun like the frigging plague. Or at least wear sunscreen.
208. ice dragon - February 18, 2008 8:53 PM
Hey assholes, she finally showing goods. You all complain when she not, and when she is. Make up you fucking mind.
209. fuck this - February 18, 2008 9:15 PM
Its finally out and wtf I mean its not looking good... hahahha is it me or is she not hot....
And the ones in black and white holy crap ... shes scarrryy
210. kelly - February 18, 2008 9:17 PM
she honestly looks to rough to be marilyn monroe...she just looks like a street walker who has coked up one too many times and thinks shes back in the 60;s
211. frecklybird - February 18, 2008 9:25 PM
what an ugly freckly bird.
212. D. Richards (Anthropologist-ist.) - February 18, 2008 9:28 PM
#172.. You really are an asshole; you missed the entire plot.
Sarcasm. Hey.
213. QueenBea - February 18, 2008 9:30 PM
Ive been waiting to see her tits for so long. Im not disappionted.
214. carolyn - February 18, 2008 9:33 PM
white freckled trash, Monroe was sexy
215. yuck - February 18, 2008 9:54 PM
You could hold A LOT of pens under those saggy sand bags. Why does she have NO waist definition. It's so funny how many of you think these pics are bad or unflattering. HELLO this is what she would look like in the morning if you woke up next to her. When she tans the freckles aren't as obvious but this IS Lilo. The aged nasty face is what happens when you are a smoking alcoholic, coke addict.
216. Craig - February 18, 2008 10:02 PM
Can You say yuck? Lohan is no Monroe! More like Fish roe! Waste of time!
217. Yuk-o! - February 18, 2008 10:04 PM
The Body freckles are F-U-G-L-Y!
218. craig - February 18, 2008 10:05 PM
More like Mufugly!
219. pinkangelmonkey - February 18, 2008 10:09 PM
I don't think they could have done any worse with these pictures!! They are horrible, Lohan looks Horrible!! And comparing her to Monroe.... not even close! Nasty , Gross, Disgusting.. they all describe these pictures perfectly.. I'm surprised someone hasn't poked there eyes out after seeing these. And to the men masturbating to them... sad sad sad.. go get laid! Thats just friggin pathetic!!
220. med - February 18, 2008 10:10 PM
RE: Blaise Bailey Finnegain III
FIRST!
Go fuck yourself.
221. Britt - February 18, 2008 10:10 PM
The last black and white, I love how you can see the wig line haha
222. CMAN - February 18, 2008 10:18 PM
#74 Your so right, she's a real "Ginger". My last girlfriend was also a "Ginger", trust me you don't want to see the freckled,red bumped crotch shots...
223. Dearest D. R. - February 18, 2008 10:22 PM
I promise to make the plot as soon as I die (I know hurry up). It is necessary for me to deny you respect and dignity so that I can maintain my "great enemy" archetype. I really am a stick of dynamite lit at both ends you see.
I maintain a herd of scapegoats, scapehorses, scapesheep. You get the picture. You unfortunately have the disprivilege of being my scapemetamonster.
(I really am that ignorant)
I only pick on those that can defend themselves, other than my usual mindless broadrange attacks at the holy and whory. I only live to continue dying.
224. DDelicious - February 18, 2008 10:34 PM
It just goes to show... Put a couple decent-size sweat sacks on a hideous troll and she gets compared to Marilyn Monroe. Yes, she's ugly. Inside and out. And she knows it.
225. wtf - February 18, 2008 10:45 PM
This is stupid! She has no SHAPE! Her body is a board! And her face is nothing like Marilyn's. And the wig looks horrible.
WHY BERTY, WHY?
226. iamlindseyslackofawareness - February 18, 2008 10:46 PM
I agree that these photos are awful. She still looks like she's been rolling around in the dirt, and quite frankly she bares no resemblance to Marilyn Monroe, even down to her tits. The sad thing is, on tv right now they're talking about these photos and talking about how "uncanny" the resemblance is and how "identical" she and Marilyn are. Which is total bullshit. But what this is doing is diminishing the actual beauty of Marilyn Monroe because all the tweens out there aren't going to know anything about her, her films, her awesome comic timing and her whole tragic story which heightens how beautiful she really was. Instead, they're going to think of good ol' Linds when they hear the name Marilyn Monroe. Other actresses have tried steal some Monroe thunder and copy someone who cannot truly be imitated. But they never received as much press.
But as someone said above, she"s showing off the goods on purpose now and not on "accident." I'm anticipating she'll soon be leaking a video her latest trip to the gynecologist and a coked out escapade with that Ronson chick in full on strap on gear and her oh so dapper Fedora hat. Can't wait!
227. So Very Sad - February 18, 2008 10:52 PM
Her eyes look like a concentration camp survivor's. I can't believe looking at them that she is still college-age. Wow, she's really burned to a crisp. She must have tried to get all of Peru up her nose.
She needs to go far away for a long time. Or she'll die soon, for sure. She clearly can't handle Hollywood.
228. The O - February 18, 2008 11:21 PM
What the fuck is up with everyone saying a corpse looks better. I seriously doubt 90% of you wouldn't bang her in a heartbeat. Saggy tits? You fuckers must have never seen real ones bigger than B's or you like your girls illegally young. And no freckles on her tits? Of course not if they aren't in the sun all damn day.
For the record, I don't like the wig or the lack of hips, and I've never thought she was gorgeous, but she's definitely not near as bad as you are all making her out to be. But what do I know, I'm sure you are all fucking Playboy bunnies tonight, right?
229. Jaan Kanellis - February 18, 2008 11:23 PM
Get rid of those stupid stars!
230. Jaan Kanellis - February 18, 2008 11:27 PM
I thought her nips would be better than that. Ice cubes next time please.
231. CHarles - February 18, 2008 11:32 PM
Hurray for the WIG in the last pic!!
¬_¬
232. CHarles - February 18, 2008 11:32 PM
Hurray for the WIG in the last pic!!
¬_¬
233. Mama Pinkus - February 18, 2008 11:42 PM
that gal ain't even close to being Marilyn - not at ALL
234. Ted from LA - February 18, 2008 11:42 PM
Best in Show!!!
235. Ted from LA - February 18, 2008 11:46 PM
So here is the deal. Fake tits or real? Tough call. I just can't believe they accidentally airbrushed her nipples away.
Boss: "Remove the freckles."
Dumb Fuck: "Remove the nipples? Got it, Boss."
9-11 was an outside job.
236. asdru - February 18, 2008 11:50 PM
Way too many freckels and tiny little nipples. It is ridiculous to compare this drunk with Marilyn.
237. tumadre - February 19, 2008 12:15 AM
she looks more like Dana Plato than Marilyn Monroe.
238. Terri Lynn - February 19, 2008 12:29 AM
They should of used Rachel McAdams- she would of captured Marilyn. Not too mention to carries the curvaceous body of Marilyn not the boyish frame of Lohan.
239. Dick Richards (Foul.) - February 19, 2008 12:30 AM
#233. I know you.
You're anti-clone.
240. Son-of D. Richards - February 19, 2008 12:31 AM
#223*
Dick, you fucking bastard.
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242. AudizRule - February 19, 2008 12:56 AM
Marilyn Monroe wasn't perfect, but she is an icon of femininity and a hollywood legend. This boyish troll is not even a footnote. Hope she goes away soon.
By the way, I'm not sleeping with Playboy models, but these pictures do nothing for me.
243. M@RiVeLLe - February 19, 2008 12:57 AM
she needs more ass. and a waist.
244. EoR - February 19, 2008 12:59 AM
Hey...at least the pics are better than "I Know Who Killed Me"....even though I had expected something a bit more stimulating...and for the doubters, those are real. The sag is very natural.
245. fredsdeadbrother - February 19, 2008 1:01 AM
She is eat up with the freckles!!!!!!!!!!!!!
246. Lexoka - February 19, 2008 1:31 AM
She should be President, or something.
247. Lindsay - February 19, 2008 1:33 AM
FUGLY!!
Freckles YUCK! lindsay lohan yuck!
marilyn monroe was beautiful! i can't belive ahhhh
248. lindsay - February 19, 2008 1:36 AM
hat last pic looks like she's got a fucking man nipple! ew
249. Berzerker - February 19, 2008 1:37 AM
wow, I think Lindsay is hot as hell.
250. Mandi - February 19, 2008 1:42 AM
Nuh-uh, no. This is wrong on too many levels. And not because I am a chick and she is a chick, I can totally appreciate a hot lady when I see one, and I ain't seeing one.
Yiiick!
251. cook - February 19, 2008 1:54 AM
How can somebody that skinny still look fat and doughy?
252. cook - February 19, 2008 2:03 AM
Does she really think this is gonna re start her career? I see this century's Adrianne Barbeau when i look at these pics. Once you get tyypecast as a tramp that takes out the sweater meat for photo shoots you ain't getting those mayor movie roles, most you can aspire for is to be cast as "rim job sally" in "prison heat bitches 7."
253. Beady Eye Guy - February 19, 2008 2:49 AM
Didn't this tramp once say she wouldn't EVER do nudity? Uhhh, I guess it's easy to say that until you run out of money, your career is on the brink of ending and you are desperate for more attention.
Argh...
254. A. - February 19, 2008 2:50 AM
The photographer used lighting that is too harsh.
255. Long Island Bolt-On Cans - February 19, 2008 3:22 AM
SKINNY-FAT CHICK
256. Janine - February 19, 2008 3:47 AM
This is truly an insult to Marilyn Monroe. Hohan is a skanky coke whore, and I don't why I looked, but her nasty freckled body made me feel nauseous just looking at it. They could have used someone better, perhaps Scarlett Johanson? At least she is actually beautiful and curvaceous.
257. James - February 19, 2008 4:29 AM
I love this photo shoot. I think Lindsay looks beautiful.
258. Nikky Raney - February 19, 2008 4:49 AM
perk up a bit!
i love her though
no boob job there
259. Ginger - February 19, 2008 5:48 AM
I'm so disgusted by all these young celebrities even thinking they could hold a candle to the legendary Marilyn Monroe. The absolutely ONLY thing that Lindsay has in common with Marilyn is that they are both females. That is it. Marilyn had a warm, inviting glow to her that no modern celebrities have. She also oozed naturally with class, talent and inner and outer beauty.
Marilyn Monroe had more talent in her pinkie fingernail than Lindsay could EVER have.
260. Jeffrey - February 19, 2008 5:55 AM
Link to a site that lets you save the images and bypass the crappy slideshow!
Lindsay Lohan nude
261. Mr V - February 19, 2008 5:58 AM
I never thought Lindsay was ugly, I think she has beautiful breasts. I actually like freckles.
As some have pointed out, I am pretty shocked at how BAD this photoshoot is when a supposed professional was behind the camera. It really did emphasize her flaws and minimized her assets. The photographer should be getting the verbal beatdown in the comments section, not Lindsay.
262. drey - February 19, 2008 7:02 AM
like people said earlier: this is truly an insult to Marilyn! Lindsay looks OLD, her breasts are ugly, she's too thin.
doesn't just take a short blond wig to look like Marilyn!!
263. brisgirl - February 19, 2008 7:05 AM
It's embarrassing that she even thinks she comes near the beauty of Marilyn. Is his next project shooting Amy Winehouse as Audrey Hepburn?
264. liza - February 19, 2008 7:31 AM
but she doesn't look like marilyn at all... this is such a waste of time... marilyn's eyes are way better... lindsay's are like stressed eyes... yeah she got a great body, but the sophistication isn't there like marilyn had... probably scarlet johanssen can do it better than lindsay...
265. Taylor - February 19, 2008 8:59 AM
She looks high in most of these. You call that posing?
And talk about attack of the freckles. jesus.
266. toolboy - February 19, 2008 9:10 AM
Whateva... I see tittays!!!
All is right in the universe.
267. fred quimby - February 19, 2008 9:12 AM
great set of tits
268. damon runyan - February 19, 2008 9:17 AM
marilyn monroe talented? have you actually seen any of her movies? she was a totally overrated actress and a total skank who ended up ODing. Lilo is the perfect person to ressurect that persona.
269. Billy - February 19, 2008 9:26 AM
There is a God !!!... Stunning. Thank you for the posting.
270. Margucha - February 19, 2008 9:34 AM
she looks like a dude in the last photo
271. Tits McGee - February 19, 2008 9:35 AM
she really really does look OLD and DRY. like, mommy. but with too many freckles. She actually appears to need vaginal moisturizer. Poor kid.
272. Gerald_Tarrant - February 19, 2008 9:46 AM
I find the comments about Marilyn being hotter and all to be hilarious. Marilyn wasn't hot. She was a fucking train wreck. I think it's great that Lindsay did this. The pics look good, not great. I'd prefer to see something tailored for Lindsay, not trying to recreate a photo shoot of a tramp.
Omg, did I just say Marilyn was a train wreck and a tramp? She was the best actress ever and the hottest chick ever. She was great in Knight's Tale and she was the best part of 10 Things I Hate About You.
If Lindsay dies next week most of the people critisizing her will be the ones lamenting over her passing, since she is the best actress ever and the hottest chick ever, she was great in Knight's Tale.
273. MassGrrl - February 19, 2008 9:53 AM
Marilyn Monroe, she ain't. She doesn't have the old Hollywood, classic beauty.
But, she has a great set of tits! And I certainly don't mind looking at her naked bod.
274. RichPort - February 19, 2008 10:08 AM
Fine, I guess I'd have to fuck her if I was a Hollywood C rated star... I mean, because I'm charitable and shit.
That said, her being topless was as predictable as me saying I wanna have her massage me with her fun muffins.
275. MonkeyMan777 - February 19, 2008 10:41 AM
Feh. Nice tits, but that's about it. She's got no waist, no hips, no facial expression. Plus the freckles are kind of creeping me out. A little freckles okay, but a body covered in them? Y-ish. Geeze, implant those tits on a 14 year old boy and you'd get the same effect.
Someone who's MUCH better looking WITH clothes on than without.
276. Anal Fistula - February 19, 2008 10:44 AM
wow, tiny nipples!
277. Johny - February 19, 2008 10:59 AM
I think this is Lindsay's way of saying, fuck you Britney, I'm the tabloid queen! You know? Refocus attention on her after all this conservator bs.
When Britney flashed her apocalyptic Pandora's box, Lohan returned the favor (in the process she released at least 22 confirmed demons, including Jared, the Subway spokesman).
When Nicole Ritchie became a walking Billboard Advertisement for starving youth in Africa, LL quickly outdid her and traded in her trademark rack for a brand new uber-ribcage and set of chicken wings.
Anyway, the point is, if Britney wants to stay on top, which she clearly does, look for a sex tape release any day now--maybe featuring an all-star cast featuring the likes of K-Fed, Sam Fluffernutter-Sandwich, Adnan What'shisname, and Michael Jackson.
278. jtditto - February 19, 2008 11:07 AM
I'm just wondering. Those people who are posting the kind of hateful stuff about freckles. Would it be also appropriate to post that you don't like black skin? That black skin creeps you out?
I love ignorant generalizations
279. Violet - February 19, 2008 11:32 AM
If anyone's curious, I found the Marilyn Monroe shots:
http://www.pantherhouse.com/newshelton/bert-stern-marilyn-monroe-1962/
280. Trixie - February 19, 2008 11:32 AM
I think she looks totally homely. Look at picture 6, with the yellow flowers.....
Ewww...let me tell you...She WISHES she looked like Marilyn. She aint even close.
281. steve sloan - February 19, 2008 11:39 AM
this is a good example not every naked woman is a good looking woman.
she looks like a 50 year old woman. these pictures are an insult to marilyn monroe.
282. Malffy Hernandes - February 19, 2008 11:45 AM
UUUUGGGGGHHHHH! That's really bad.
283. Emzeee bob - February 19, 2008 11:50 AM
Oh my how ugly she is *shudders* the one with the yellow flowers is the worst skinkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
284. Bored - February 19, 2008 12:01 PM
She looks terrible! Her face is a wreck. Marilyn looked better at 36 than she does at 22. Plus, Marilyn actually looked like a woman. She had hips. LL looks like a boy with plastic boobs. An unattractive boy with plastic boobs. What nerve, to think she could out-Marilyn Marilyn. She's not even close.
285. Vince Lombardi - February 19, 2008 12:01 PM
"Even in this carefully staged photo shoot, Lindsay has a harsh coldness that Marilyn never had."
Old Dude, you hit it perfectly. MM was as comfortable in front of the camera nude as anyone has ever been - she relished it and the camera reflected that. LL looks like she's mailing it in.
286. lizbeth - February 19, 2008 12:06 PM
What grosses me out about Lindsey is not the fact that she has some freckles, but that they're all over her body (did you see her thigh in the one pic?!?) It's the kind of damage that is inflicted on your skin after years of abusing it by exposing it to the sun, tanning beds, etc. You're an idiot if you are a natural redhead with fair skin and let your skin get like that. And she's only 21?!? I work in skincare, freckles are DAMAGE to your skin. I'm not creeped out by people's natural skin color, I'm creeped out by what they do to themselves in an effort to become something they're not. Wear sunscreen.
287. steve aka Gorilla Butthole - February 19, 2008 12:14 PM
#287!! YEAH!!!
288. h - February 19, 2008 12:14 PM
She looks disgusting, fake and completely washed up. This is a disgrace!
289. suckmelohan - February 19, 2008 12:20 PM
She's an ugly looking bitch... and those tits?? Urgh.
290. md - February 19, 2008 12:36 PM
SERIOUSLY GGGRRROOOSSSSS!!!!!@!!!! nasty !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
291. heavenScent - February 19, 2008 12:37 PM
why yes I am a playboy bunny tonight LOL even Hugh Hef would have made a better resemblance. Seriously, this is a disgrace to MM, Anna Nicole "idolized" her and case in point, she OD'ed the same way. Not that I want them to, but why do none of these tramps ever emulate Liz Taylor or Audrey Hepburn etc? Even Bea Arthur looks less old....perhaps