I don't recall Marilyn Monroe having a tramp stamp either.
Seriously, I've always thought Lohan (although obviously crazy) was still a physically attractive person. But the photographer here did an absolutely horrible job as he seems to have emphasized all her flaws (particularly the freckles, which I normally wouldn't even notice). Seriously, isn't this supposed to be an idealized shot and not reality?
I'm afraid the photog was aiming too high--Lohan ain't Marilyn. Marilyn had a curvy, tiny little waist. Lohan doesn't appear to even have a waist based on these photos. But the funny thing--Monroe was in her mid-thirties when the original photoshoot took place, and ya' know what? Lohan looks the same in the face, got THAT part right...Great boobs, but totally unoriginal. And she's not good looking enough to pull it off. Sorry.
YA FISH YPU FORGOT TO ADD THIS PART OF THE INTERVIEW
There was also no avoiding the parallels between Monroe's tragic fate – dead from an accidental overdose of prescription medicines – and that, recently, of Heath Ledger's.
"They are both prime examples of what this industry can do to someone," says Lohan.
When it is pointed out to Lohan, who has been in rehab three times, that the possibility may exist of a similar fate for her, the young actress replies with a tinge of annoyance: "I don't know. I'm not them. But I sure as hell wouldn't let it happen to me."
42. LINDSAY IS A FUCKING HYPOCRITE - February 18, 2008 12:59 PM
*YOU
43. LINDSAY IS geez i don't care, man - February 18, 2008 1:03 PM
#41, chill out, they're only here for our dying-Roman-civilization entertainment...
But that picture in black-and-white with the yellow flowers (or whatever they are) - that's not Marilyn as much as Jame Gumb preening in front of his mirror after tucking it back.
Okay...I luv boobs, I just don't undestand what this photoshoot was for?
What was New York mag selling?
Were they just like "Well, here's Lindsay Lohan naked, enjoy."
Putting on a blond wig doesn't mean that you're Marilyn monroe right away.But these are very comic pics,almost cute??She looks more Paris Hilton to me.
Oh, I'd totally hit it, but I'd hate myself afterwards.
And it reminds me of a joke I heard once: "What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive right now? She'd be trying to find a way out of her casket."
I have to say, the last one is okay. She doesn't look too bad. She does have the world's smallest nipples, it would seem. Smaller than most mens' even.
Double initials don't make you an automatic sex symbol, LL, more like a bad joke. It's not the freckles, it's the desperation that's ugly. Not to mention the pretension and delusion.
Her belly always reminds me the pillsbury dough boy. She has this permanently bloated, no waist definition thing going on. Seriously I amno Marilyn fan but, Lindsay doesn't even come close. Marilyn had a stunning face (could have used a workout in my book) but, Linsay's little frekled covered face and clown applied lipstick to make her thin pout look bigger is a total joke compared to Marilyn. On top of it back in the day they didn't have all the fancy lighting, plastic surgery, spa treatments, fake tanning and airbrushing techniques that they do today so this is actually pretty sad, I'm almost embarrassed for Lilo and her saggy tatas.
What?? Okay, I'm not exactly a fan of her ginger-kid-posing-as-california-blonde-with-vomit-orange-tan look, but she can look so much more attractive than this. It doesn't even look like her.
Cheap-looking wig, bad lighting, unflattering poses. She looks more desperate than iconic.
And what's the deal with every insecure, daddy-deprived slut in Hollywood under the age of 30 worshipping the insecure, daddy-deprived Monroe? Yeah, she was blonde and hot, we get it. But so were dozens of other women in that era who were honestly more interesting and worth admiring.
Her poses are just awkward! Or is it the vapid bored look that makes this so dull?
It's just off somehow. Or she really IS that boring, I think its poorly done and that editor needs shot.
I like that she got rid of her implants, those are suppose to be real, and with the natural slope I do believe they are. And those are hot, I'll give her that. HATE fake tits.
I agree with 7. All of her flaws are accentuated. And if she wants to pose nude and look good she's going to have to gain a little weight so that she actually has a waistline.
And by close I mean a trilllion miles away and by cigar I mean an errect penis.
Bitch is fug, I'd take Marilyn's decaying corpse over this nasty ass and I never found Marilyn hot but, she a goddess compared to this untoned skank. Her stomach looks like a dead seabass. Fucking nasty.
have any of you seen the original? Marylin didnt look amazing in most of the shots, she looked tired and clownish. And she had freckles- DUN DUN DUNNNNN
Hey everyone, what's the official word? Are those breasts real? If so, they're fabulous. Anyone have the definitive answer on the fake/real boob thing?
who the hell cares about freckles, if this bitch was lying down on your bed you can't tell me you wouldn't fuck that shit, if not you're just straight up gay!
A little context: Bert Stern on the Marilyn shoot -
“She hated the scar on her midriff from a recent gall-bladder operation, I told her it was beautiful. She was at a time in her life when she needed to re-invent herself, I think that’s why she accepted to pose for me, she drank gallons of Dom Pérignon, got drunk and fell asleep.”
It's easy to find these pictures online, including proofs of pictures Marilyn rejected for publication. She's older and looks a little beat/wasted/sleepy. By today's standards she's a little overweight, lacks any muscle tone, and has smaller (natural) boobs than you'd ever think. Except for her face and especially her eyes, she looks like an ordinary chick, but the pictures are still far better than Lindsay's.
Her freckles are because she's a fucking redhead you retards .... Jeezus, doesn't anyone remember her before she turned Hollyweird ? She's had a tit job too. She never used to have any nipples to speak of. Pointy tits
although lilo isnt perfect, im sure she didnt have nearly as much done as marilyn did. if u saw pictures of marilyn's stomach pudge u'd be making fun or her too. no one's perfect, that's what makes us soo beautiful.
I'm gonna chalk up the failure of these pictures to a washed-up photographer. It was a nice try, bud, but it didn't come out too well. We all know Lohan can look sexy as hell in the right conditions. The right conditions these were not.
Holy shit. I cannot get over how perfect her tits are.
I hate Lindsay Lohan, i think shes a skank bitch that will sleep with anything that moves, but after seeing her topless I have to say I would definitely like to suck on them titties.
Holy shit. She has the tired, bitter, seen-it-all eyes of an old lady and looks like she's spent the first twenty years of her life in chamber filled with cigarette smoke.
No actually, it's worse. She looks like the old woman who climbs out of the bath in the Shining.
Holy shit. She has the tired, bitter, seen-it-all eyes of an old lady and looks like she's spent the first twenty years of her life in a chamber filled with cigarette smoke.
No actually, it's worse. She looks like the old woman who climbs out of the bath in the Shining.
I'm racking my widdle brain to come up with ways to have made this shoot more disastrous, but I can't think of any. Every single photo I've seen of La Lohan up to this very minute has been more attractive than these, including the best of the worst of the Pap shots and her mug shots.
I was really lookoing forward to one day seeing this chick naked.... now I have and I'm inexplicably turned off. Big time.
118. Nordic Emulation - ha ha weep sons of pigs - February 18, 2008 2:53 PM
Why is it that EVERY woman, no matter what race, tries to have blonde hair? Is it because everyone knows that northern european women are indeed the best looking? You know, the REAL blondes!!!
All of you losers are so owned that you are nothing more than my bitch property! AHHHHHHHHH haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaa!
@118 Fuckin' A right Brah! Aryans rulez! Hey man, when you actually visit a Scandinavian country send me a post card. Rock out with your swastika out dude!
Hey, #118? The hair on my scrotum's blonde -- before I shave 'em -- does that make my cock Nordic?
Even better: the hair on my choad's blonde; does that make my asshole Nordic?
126. Nazis and Nordics - February 18, 2008 3:14 PM
Not the same thing. Being teutonic is not a prerequisite for national socialism. But hey, nothing to be ashamed to be nazi either. Every other mutherfukkin cocksukkn bastard can be racist why not white people. We have zionist anti-defamation league, Azteclan, NAACP, you name it.
I am not trying to be offensive, but all women wish they have blonde hair and blue eyes and it is a fact.
The bizarre pink pic is nice.
The freckles don't seem to be the problem....The problem is her tit to hip ratio. She might want to consider hip implants, as I remember Marilyn having a banging hourglass figure, rather than Lohan having the body of a toady 14 year old boy with watermelons tacked to his chest.
128. 125 Aryans only please - February 18, 2008 3:19 PM
As usual you are just not bright enough to follow a train of logic and are apparantly ignorant of anthropology as well as just about everything else other than dance and celebrity trivia and perhaps feltching old men.
No having blonde hair does not make you nordic I mean in your case the blonde hair on your private parts most likely came from some big German dude ass fucking you.
In your case it would be nor dick. Too easy, bitch. Back to the drawing board, shit tongue.
Damn... Trills have less freckles than that. Plus they looks better with them.
Her boobs look photoshopped as they are the only area without freckles in that one shot that shows them off well.
Googled this for Marilyn. It's still better than L chica.
http://www.linternaute.com/sortir/cinema/diaporama/06/marilyn-monroe-la-derniere-seance/marilyn-monroe-roses2.jpg
Just like Pamela Anderson's "homage" was an insult to Brigitte Bardot, Lindsay Lohan's photo shoot is an insult to Marilyn Monroe. What do they try to prove ? That women were far better looking and classier in the fifties/sixties ?
Tonight, the Superficial looks like a damn Rocky Horror picture show. Only ugly pictures of crazy celebrities.
Some airbrushing and she still looks GROSS. Other than big tits, what is the big deal?? Practically every girl I know that age looks better ie. don't have skin like a 50 year old.
Omg. I have never written a comment before, but I feel inclined to do so. I think she looks absolutely horrible in these pictures! I agree with #7, she looks rough, Marilyn was much softer, warmer and sexier than her. Under normal circumstances LL is an attractive girl, but these pictures are simply awful!
Some airbrushing and she still looks GROSS. Other than big tits, what is the big deal?? Practically every girl I know that age looks better ie. don't have skin like a 50 year old.
I'm confused. Am I the only person who thinks her breasts are the WORST part of these pictures? Especially in the cover photo for this piece, she looks... well, saggy. She's sagging. Like a 50-year-old. I've always kind of suspected she was secretly approaching her 50's, I guess this confirms it.
I mean, come on. Big breasts don't need to sag unless you're old or you haven't been taking care of yourself.
Ok....first of all...freckles and blondes don't mix. It just looks absolutely weird. So quit it...cuz it's weirdin me out.
Second.....look at the first black and white photo. Minus the yellow "things" tell me it doesn't look like a corpse that just got pulled out of a drawer at the morgue.....on CSI. For real...I stared at it for a moment and she looked DEAD.
She gives a shitty performance....even when taking pictures. Man...she sucks at life.
Since I was a young lad, I've been mostly attracted to girls with freckles... love them! Irish and Scottish girls... yummy! If you hate freckles, why do you even bother looking at pics of the gals with them? Anybody that really loves boobs can tell that Lindsay's have always been natural. She's a natural beauty that looks best with her natural hair color. I find her candid shots, sans makeup, the best.
That said.... just how old and senile is this photographer? The lighting is horrendous! She looks terrible in these pics!
Okay, she does look super fabulous. However, the most distinct difference between her and Marilyn? Marilyn had a real body and Lindsay still has the hips of a 12 year old girl. The only reason she can be considered a woman (physically) are the assets she had to purchase. Poor girl. Her body has more in common with Winona Ryder than Marilyn Monroe. She is very cute, though.
148. D. Richards (Anthropologist.) - February 18, 2008 4:10 PM
#128?
Really: Weren't you the orifice that said (n)ordics were the only 'real' blondes? So . . . if my asshole's choad was a real blonde, wouldn't that make the ass, a real (n)ordic? In your very much logical guesstimation, I think it would!
Why's everyone gotta hate on freckles? I am actually quite fond of my freckles I'll have you know! Maybe she is too, not like there's a whole lot she can do about them anyways!
"I mean, come on. Big breasts don't need to sag unless you're old or you haven't been taking care of yourself."
Really? Because everyone I've ever known with naturally huge boobs have saggy ones at a young age. We're so used to looking at those hard, round fake boobs that "pass the pencil test" and point to the heavens when women are flat on their backs that we are all horrified by any natural sagging. Of course they're going to sag! Natural tits are just fat over muscle, the heavier the breasts the more they sag.
IMO the tits are the only thing she has going for her. Her body is doughy-looking and toneless for someone so young, she has no discernible waist or ass and her face is tired and beat. MM was 15 years older and wasted when her photos were taken and she still managed to less beat than LL.
This girl is smart, making her ugly cheap skanky self being compared to the goddess of hotness and beauty that was Marilyn Monroe.
I can only say this: Lohan is UGLY and disgusting, a cheap gross ugly skank, kinda like that ugly drunk booze and barf stinking desperate skank jumping on and trying to be all over every guy that she sees, yet every guy she jumps on gets horrified and makes this horror, disgusted face and tries to kick this ugly stinky skank as far away from him as possible. She looks like she smells like tuna left in the sun for a week scented STD'ed snatch. Her ghostly white pale freckled body is pretty damn gross too, as well as her ugly face. She has some really tiny nipples for someone who is a C cup man... some girls with B's have way much bigger nipples.
Lohan is just a desperate cheap stinky ugly skank. She is not skanky because she likes sex, but because she wants attention and being skanky is her only way to get it, since she's so ugly and eww. That's why she posed nude and let us all see her gross naked body, because she wants some attention. But let me tell you Lohan, you look like shit.
Are we seeing a creepy foreshadowing of the events to come? I agree the pics are truly awful (especially the b&w) We all know how Marilyn ended up..... Lindsay's well on her way to the same end it looks like. Maybe she'll be #3...it always comes in 3's.
What the hell? Lindsay was probably the first stripper not to show teat in I Know Who Killed Me, she said she was an actress and didn't have to resort to nudity. Now she just throws out all her "principles" for some ugly photo shoot where the photographer is TRYING -- and succeeding -- in making her look like rampaging ass?
I'm going to assume this isn't the real Lindsay, but her twin.
Usually, I'm happy to bash on LiLo, but her boobs? 100% real. They sag like real boobs, flatten out and to the side when she lies on her back like real boobs and if they were fake they would have redone her nips: Instead they're small, pale with no clear areola definition. They're sexy, real, any-other-girl-would-be-attainable boobs.
And the pencil test only works for guys who are queer and want to hit something that while technically female, resembles what they'd rather be hitting. For me, if the boobs can't hold a marker, they belong in the Itty-bitty-titty-committee.
What I like most about the original Marilyn/Stern photos is how joyful and fun Marilyn looks (esp. the photo with the yellow flowers where she's winking and biting her lip). She's sexy in those photos because she isn't necessarily trying to be. Whether or not she was acutally happy is besides the point.
In Lindsay's pictures, I see too much makeup and trying too hard; no fun, no joy, no personality shining through.
these are so unflattering! she can be so beautiful but these pics? im embarassed for her. i would not have let the magazine run these pics.
172. D. Richards was sent to the salt mines (tragic/hilarious) - February 18, 2008 5:28 PM
Anthropology for Dummies was unfortuantely booked dick dicks. Sooo, I am tutoring you on Anthropology for Retards. Blonde hair is an attribute of the Germanic race. By and large our races have mixed and remixed over the millenia. Having blonde hair implies some Nordic blood but being a part does not mean you are wholly so. Mongrels we are here in this country of course.
Was that something you can sink your, ummm, "bite" into with your (ugh) gums? I am not trying to be, errr long in the tooth about this (poor slob).
Usually, I'm happy to bash on LiLo, but her boobs? 100% real. They sag like real boobs, flatten out and to the side when she lies on her back like real boobs and if they were fake they would have redone her nips: Instead they're small, pale with no clear areola definition. They're sexy, real, any-other-girl-would-be-attainable boobs.
And the pencil test only works for guys who are queer and want to hit something that while technically female, resembles what they'd rather be hitting. For me, if the boobs can't hold a marker, they belong in the Itty-bitty-titty-committee.
her boobs are totally fake and saggy from having bigger implants and then replacing them with smaller ones during one of her hospital stays for "dehydration." and her nipples are sooo smalll. wtf?????? but her face is the worst. i swear i'm goinna quit drinking this very day after seeing this hag. holy shittttt!! dont do drugs people!!
oh yeah and 174, that's because they are under the muscle unlike the usual huge over-the-muscle implants you see on say pam anderson. doesn't mean they are real. i mean, just look at the proportions on the pic with the scarf. her stomach is flat and then out of nowhere these huge unnatural boobs appear.
Oh good Lord...I don't even know where to begin....they picked this no talent whore to pose as Marilyn Monroe?!?!?..she must be rolling in her grave right now. It's insulting. She doesn't even come close and she never will.
I am a HUGE Marilyn Monroe fan and this is just bullshit. Janet Jackson would have made a better MM....
I've seen the original photos and these ain't it, not really close. I think her boobs are real. They just don't have that "tennis ball shoved under the skin" look of fake boobs. She looks like a crack whore.
The boobs are nice. Good size and all. What about those SAD looking Friggin' NIPPLES!? The girl has nice big tits with no damn nipples to speak of? She needs a nipple job in the very least.
What's the point of having a nice big set of knockers with no nice tittys to suck on?
She might as well have inverted nipples because what she has are absolutely useless.
I'm disappointed in her. I had no feelings of like or dislike towards her but this is the last thing I expected her to do. I feel that she completely degraded and lowered herself in this photoshoot. Her sex appeal just went out the window because now every guy with internet can see her naked
Shame on her for agreeing to do it (get over yourself, Linds), and shame on that photographer...not even remotely Marilyn-esque, just very sad and freckle-iciously gross
Anyone that thinks she had a boob job obviously has no clue about how real breasts look! You virgins ought to stop looking at those Playboys in your mommy's basement and find some real life girls with real breasts so you can tell the difference!
While Lindsay does have nice (and real) boobs, I think the photos are tacky. Lindsay is not even close to Marilyn-esque. Lindsay's "sexy" is way too forced. And she has 12 year old boy hips...
Its not that she looks bad or even ugly. Its that she looks average. Ask your average college chick to take off her clothes and you'll get something like you see in those pics. So the question is: Why does she get to be a celebrity? Oh yeah, and the freckles aren't that bad now but wait five years and she won't be able to pay people to look at pictures of her naked.
These are some god awful pictures of ANYONE! The lighting, the makeup everything is just wrong. Lohan is a hot young girl and these god awful bad pictures make her look like she is pushing 60. yuck. pore girl.
She's also missing Marilyn's scar from an apendectomy...and freckles aside...she's very pretty. Photo touch up could have removed all the freckles and there would have been an outcry over 'touch ups'. Some people just like to hate.
What, no bush? If she's trying to do the Marilyn thing, she should remember that back in the day those beautiful big tittied women also had beautiful big bushes. Ahhh...yeah, those were the days.
Besides, this would have been the perfect opportunity settle that "Firecrotch" business once and for all. She missed out.
I have the same complains as everyone else. Her nipple are almost non-existed, I like the freckles, no waist, wish she showed at least a little red hair on her pu**y. Overall looks, Marilyn is a ten she a two.
she honestly looks to rough to be marilyn monroe...she just looks like a street walker who has coked up one too many times and thinks shes back in the 60;s
You could hold A LOT of pens under those saggy sand bags. Why does she have NO waist definition. It's so funny how many of you think these pics are bad or unflattering. HELLO this is what she would look like in the morning if you woke up next to her. When she tans the freckles aren't as obvious but this IS Lilo. The aged nasty face is what happens when you are a smoking alcoholic, coke addict.
I don't think they could have done any worse with these pictures!! They are horrible, Lohan looks Horrible!! And comparing her to Monroe.... not even close! Nasty , Gross, Disgusting.. they all describe these pictures perfectly.. I'm surprised someone hasn't poked there eyes out after seeing these. And to the men masturbating to them... sad sad sad.. go get laid! Thats just friggin pathetic!!
#74 Your so right, she's a real "Ginger". My last girlfriend was also a "Ginger", trust me you don't want to see the freckled,red bumped crotch shots...
I promise to make the plot as soon as I die (I know hurry up). It is necessary for me to deny you respect and dignity so that I can maintain my "great enemy" archetype. I really am a stick of dynamite lit at both ends you see.
I maintain a herd of scapegoats, scapehorses, scapesheep. You get the picture. You unfortunately have the disprivilege of being my scapemetamonster.
(I really am that ignorant)
I only pick on those that can defend themselves, other than my usual mindless broadrange attacks at the holy and whory. I only live to continue dying.
It just goes to show... Put a couple decent-size sweat sacks on a hideous troll and she gets compared to Marilyn Monroe. Yes, she's ugly. Inside and out. And she knows it.
This is stupid! She has no SHAPE! Her body is a board! And her face is nothing like Marilyn's. And the wig looks horrible.
WHY BERTY, WHY?
226. iamlindseyslackofawareness - February 18, 2008 10:46 PM
I agree that these photos are awful. She still looks like she's been rolling around in the dirt, and quite frankly she bares no resemblance to Marilyn Monroe, even down to her tits. The sad thing is, on tv right now they're talking about these photos and talking about how "uncanny" the resemblance is and how "identical" she and Marilyn are. Which is total bullshit. But what this is doing is diminishing the actual beauty of Marilyn Monroe because all the tweens out there aren't going to know anything about her, her films, her awesome comic timing and her whole tragic story which heightens how beautiful she really was. Instead, they're going to think of good ol' Linds when they hear the name Marilyn Monroe. Other actresses have tried steal some Monroe thunder and copy someone who cannot truly be imitated. But they never received as much press.
But as someone said above, she"s showing off the goods on purpose now and not on "accident." I'm anticipating she'll soon be leaking a video her latest trip to the gynecologist and a coked out escapade with that Ronson chick in full on strap on gear and her oh so dapper Fedora hat. Can't wait!
Her eyes look like a concentration camp survivor's. I can't believe looking at them that she is still college-age. Wow, she's really burned to a crisp. She must have tried to get all of Peru up her nose.
She needs to go far away for a long time. Or she'll die soon, for sure. She clearly can't handle Hollywood.
What the fuck is up with everyone saying a corpse looks better. I seriously doubt 90% of you wouldn't bang her in a heartbeat. Saggy tits? You fuckers must have never seen real ones bigger than B's or you like your girls illegally young. And no freckles on her tits? Of course not if they aren't in the sun all damn day.
For the record, I don't like the wig or the lack of hips, and I've never thought she was gorgeous, but she's definitely not near as bad as you are all making her out to be. But what do I know, I'm sure you are all fucking Playboy bunnies tonight, right?
They should of used Rachel McAdams- she would of captured Marilyn. Not too mention to carries the curvaceous body of Marilyn not the boyish frame of Lohan.
239. Dick Richards (Foul.) - February 19, 2008 12:30 AM
#233. I know you.
You're anti-clone.
240. Son-of D. Richards - February 19, 2008 12:31 AM
Marilyn Monroe wasn't perfect, but she is an icon of femininity and a hollywood legend. This boyish troll is not even a footnote. Hope she goes away soon.
By the way, I'm not sleeping with Playboy models, but these pictures do nothing for me.
Hey...at least the pics are better than "I Know Who Killed Me"....even though I had expected something a bit more stimulating...and for the doubters, those are real. The sag is very natural.
Nuh-uh, no. This is wrong on too many levels. And not because I am a chick and she is a chick, I can totally appreciate a hot lady when I see one, and I ain't seeing one.
Yiiick!
Does she really think this is gonna re start her career? I see this century's Adrianne Barbeau when i look at these pics. Once you get tyypecast as a tramp that takes out the sweater meat for photo shoots you ain't getting those mayor movie roles, most you can aspire for is to be cast as "rim job sally" in "prison heat bitches 7."
Didn't this tramp once say she wouldn't EVER do nudity? Uhhh, I guess it's easy to say that until you run out of money, your career is on the brink of ending and you are desperate for more attention.
This is truly an insult to Marilyn Monroe. Hohan is a skanky coke whore, and I don't why I looked, but her nasty freckled body made me feel nauseous just looking at it. They could have used someone better, perhaps Scarlett Johanson? At least she is actually beautiful and curvaceous.
I'm so disgusted by all these young celebrities even thinking they could hold a candle to the legendary Marilyn Monroe. The absolutely ONLY thing that Lindsay has in common with Marilyn is that they are both females. That is it. Marilyn had a warm, inviting glow to her that no modern celebrities have. She also oozed naturally with class, talent and inner and outer beauty.
Marilyn Monroe had more talent in her pinkie fingernail than Lindsay could EVER have.
I never thought Lindsay was ugly, I think she has beautiful breasts. I actually like freckles.
As some have pointed out, I am pretty shocked at how BAD this photoshoot is when a supposed professional was behind the camera. It really did emphasize her flaws and minimized her assets. The photographer should be getting the verbal beatdown in the comments section, not Lindsay.
like people said earlier: this is truly an insult to Marilyn! Lindsay looks OLD, her breasts are ugly, she's too thin.
doesn't just take a short blond wig to look like Marilyn!!
but she doesn't look like marilyn at all... this is such a waste of time... marilyn's eyes are way better... lindsay's are like stressed eyes... yeah she got a great body, but the sophistication isn't there like marilyn had... probably scarlet johanssen can do it better than lindsay...
marilyn monroe talented? have you actually seen any of her movies? she was a totally overrated actress and a total skank who ended up ODing. Lilo is the perfect person to ressurect that persona.
I find the comments about Marilyn being hotter and all to be hilarious. Marilyn wasn't hot. She was a fucking train wreck. I think it's great that Lindsay did this. The pics look good, not great. I'd prefer to see something tailored for Lindsay, not trying to recreate a photo shoot of a tramp.
Omg, did I just say Marilyn was a train wreck and a tramp? She was the best actress ever and the hottest chick ever. She was great in Knight's Tale and she was the best part of 10 Things I Hate About You.
If Lindsay dies next week most of the people critisizing her will be the ones lamenting over her passing, since she is the best actress ever and the hottest chick ever, she was great in Knight's Tale.
Feh. Nice tits, but that's about it. She's got no waist, no hips, no facial expression. Plus the freckles are kind of creeping me out. A little freckles okay, but a body covered in them? Y-ish. Geeze, implant those tits on a 14 year old boy and you'd get the same effect.
Someone who's MUCH better looking WITH clothes on than without.
I think this is Lindsay's way of saying, fuck you Britney, I'm the tabloid queen! You know? Refocus attention on her after all this conservator bs.
When Britney flashed her apocalyptic Pandora's box, Lohan returned the favor (in the process she released at least 22 confirmed demons, including Jared, the Subway spokesman).
When Nicole Ritchie became a walking Billboard Advertisement for starving youth in Africa, LL quickly outdid her and traded in her trademark rack for a brand new uber-ribcage and set of chicken wings.
Anyway, the point is, if Britney wants to stay on top, which she clearly does, look for a sex tape release any day now--maybe featuring an all-star cast featuring the likes of K-Fed, Sam Fluffernutter-Sandwich, Adnan What'shisname, and Michael Jackson.
I'm just wondering. Those people who are posting the kind of hateful stuff about freckles. Would it be also appropriate to post that you don't like black skin? That black skin creeps you out?
I love ignorant generalizations
I think she looks totally homely. Look at picture 6, with the yellow flowers.....
Ewww...let me tell you...She WISHES she looked like Marilyn. She aint even close.
this is a good example not every naked woman is a good looking woman.
she looks like a 50 year old woman. these pictures are an insult to marilyn monroe.
282. Malffy Hernandes - February 19, 2008 11:45 AM
She looks terrible! Her face is a wreck. Marilyn looked better at 36 than she does at 22. Plus, Marilyn actually looked like a woman. She had hips. LL looks like a boy with plastic boobs. An unattractive boy with plastic boobs. What nerve, to think she could out-Marilyn Marilyn. She's not even close.
"Even in this carefully staged photo shoot, Lindsay has a harsh coldness that Marilyn never had."
Old Dude, you hit it perfectly. MM was as comfortable in front of the camera nude as anyone has ever been - she relished it and the camera reflected that. LL looks like she's mailing it in.
What grosses me out about Lindsey is not the fact that she has some freckles, but that they're all over her body (did you see her thigh in the one pic?!?) It's the kind of damage that is inflicted on your skin after years of abusing it by exposing it to the sun, tanning beds, etc. You're an idiot if you are a natural redhead with fair skin and let your skin get like that. And she's only 21?!? I work in skincare, freckles are DAMAGE to your skin. I'm not creeped out by people's natural skin color, I'm creeped out by what they do to themselves in an effort to become something they're not. Wear sunscreen.
287. steve aka Gorilla Butthole - February 19, 2008 12:14 PM
why yes I am a playboy bunny tonight LOL even Hugh Hef would have made a better resemblance. Seriously, this is a disgrace to MM, Anna Nicole "idolized" her and case in point, she OD'ed the same way. Not that I want them to, but why do none of these tramps ever emulate Liz Taylor or Audrey Hepburn etc? Even Bea Arthur looks less old....perhaps its really her mother in these shots, either that or the photog was blind as shit....like how she borrowed Brits old wig and some dollar store makeup....one things for sure, Aguilera's gonna be pissed!
292. murderXmayhemXmadness - February 19, 2008 12:43 PM
"jtditto - February 19, 2008 11:07 AM
I'm just wondering. Those people who are posting the kind of hateful stuff about freckles. Would it be also appropriate to post that you don't like black skin? That black skin creeps you out?
I love ignorant generalizations"
You're a moron. Having spotted skin and skin that has an even tone without spots all over it are obviously complete opposites. If you think people don't like freckles because they're brown, then you're the ignorant one here.
I love ignorant morons who turn everything into a racial issue. Twat.
damn. if nothing else, these photos should be given to small children as an example of what happens if you spend your entire life suntanning in a bikini.
I'm a 29-year-old woman with natural, sizeable D-cups, and they do not sag. Any woman with natural big breasts who is:
a)under the age of 30;
b) has worn a bra at least semi-regularly since breast development;
c) has taken care of herself (ie not gained a whole bunch of weight and then lost it too fast), and;
d) hasn't had implants
should NOT be that saggy. Her boobs scare the crap out of me.
#286 - SPOT ON!!!!!!!!!! EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I stopped tanning after high school (i'm blonde hair, blue eyes, pale skin)!!! I don't wanna look 80 when I'm 40 thank you very much!!
well theres one thing that everyone before me on here has in common. You all are talking about her and for people that seem to 'hate" her you must be jealous and/or like her enough to say something about her because if you really didn't like her then why the hell are you on this site looking at the pictures talking all kinds of shit then? If you didn't "like" her then why were you so eager to find the site, look at the pictures, and say something about then?? If you don't like her then at least show some respect. No one is perfect and if you think you are "better" than someone else just remember this, shes the one making millions of dollars and the famous one and your not. So save all your crying off the net..
YOU COULDN'T GET UGLIER THAN THIS! SHE BELONGS IN AFRICA! CHEETAH LAND! JUST HIDEOUS!! HOW DARE SHE POSE AS MONROE! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE A DEAD PERSON'S LIPS! PLAIN FUGLY HEAD TO TOE! AND SHE'S A SLUT! HAHA! SHAME! WORST BODY EVER! NO CURVES! STRAIGHT MANS BODY. POOR GINGA!!
I'm just wondering. Those people who are posting the kind of hateful stuff about freckles. Would it be also appropriate to post that you don't like black skin? That black skin creeps you out?
I love ignorant generalizations"
You're a moron. Having spotted skin and skin that has an even tone without spots all over it are obviously complete opposites. If you think people don't like freckles because they're brown, then you're the ignorant one here.
I love ignorant morons who turn everything into a racial issue. Twat.
293. MonkeyMan777 - February 19, 2008 12:50 PM
Re #292 Couldn't have said it better myself.
Now how does one make the mental leap from 'all over body freckles creep me out' to 'black skin freaks me out'?
....two geniuses...that's not a low flying plane going right over your head.
#308... well I sure as shit won't be inviting you to check and see for yourself. :)
Sorry, it's the way things are. I apologize if that makes you feel bad or something, but that's the way the body works. Her breasts sag way, WAY more than those of a woman her age ought to. Not my fault!
Where's the angry, drunken, mad-at-the-world Lindsay that I love? She's been nurtured, she looks like she on ludes or something. Man, I hate these! Doesn't she understand it's her red hair that MAKES her fiery, it's her red hair that makes her pale skin and freckles look good. I hate these fucking pics!
she will never be as close to a marylin. lindsay is beautiful, but not marylin beautiful.
someone who represents a modern day marylin is scarlett johannsson. Not lindsay, sorry.
This is a travesty of a joke which has disgraced one of the world's most gorgeous women of all times in one of the sexiest photo shoots of all times. A word of fact...LiLo you never are and never will be anything like Marilyn Monroe! So you may as well start drinking again!
This photographer should be ashamed. Especially in pic 6 (the yellow flowers) her face looks pretty busted up.
I'm no fan of lindsay, but these pictures don't do her justice at all.
OK I DIDN'T LIKE IT AT ALL! I DON'T THINK SHE HAS THAT GREAT OF A BODY, AND WAY TO MANY FRECKLES. I DIDN'T EVEN THINK SHE LOOKED VERY PRETTY. TO TAKE A CLASSIC LIKE MARILYN AND REMAKE HER WITH A LOSER LIKE LINSEY LOHAN,... COME ON.
Nice breast nice, but ugly ass nipples, they kinda take it away, I don't like tiny almost transparent nipples, needless to say those freckles are a turn off as well. She looks horrific, the photographer sucks too. She's only hot if photoshopped and placed in the right pose, she doesn't have the nice hour glass shape Marilyn had. Both are classless, but at least Marilyn was ACTUALLY hot, no lie, no trick (surgeries don't count as trick though, I am talking about the usage of photoshop).
she looks more like Dana Plato that Marilyn Monroe in these pics.
332. murderXmayhemXmadness - February 20, 2008 3:33 PM
I still can't get over how unbelievably gross she looks in every single one of these pics. She looks like a skank and she's not capable of looking "soft." All of her facial expressions are way too harsh. Her skin looks damaged and her hips are oddly shaped leaving her with curves in all the wrong places.
.....She really looks bad. Really, really bad. No expression, terrible wig, so much wrong. Without makeup, she's really nothing special. Put on about 10 pounds and she might have some hips, but like this she just looks oddly thin but fat at the same time. Claims she did hundreds of crunches before the shoot too. The boobs, I'd say real since the whole shoot screams no makeup used or airbrushing and was taken on traditional film. In the last photo with the bad wig line, they defiantly rest like a real pair. All those years of wearing no bra really caught up with her, she's already got some sag that's a little much for her age, but still not terrible. Just go to deviant art and look at any female stock photo there and you'll see some nasty sag on younger girls.
LINDSAY, you really just need to go back to your NATURAL RED HAIR b/c YELLOW against pale, freckled, transparent nipple, skin looks BAAAD. atleast when the hair was red she was CUTE but YUCK YUCK YUCK she is just sooooooooooo groooooooooosssss . . . . . . .and the freckles are never ending
Why are you people posting bad shit about her? Do these pictures really upset you that much? Then why are you looking at them in the first place! I would love to see you people put your pictures on here for everyone to see so that we can all judge your flaws because im sure you are all butt ass ugly. I think that Lindsay is absolutely gorgeous and that her freckles make her beauty. There is a reason she was voted most beautiful person...So stop hating because your JEALOUS!!
Fuck this bitch. She is a disgusting excuse for a woman.
I just so happen to own the Original TIME magazine that is the 'last session' and it is timeless, and irreplaceable. And by no means, on Gods green earth is this drunken slut a worthy of attempting to duplicate THE Iconic blonde of all time.
Fuck this bitch. She is a disgusting excuse for a woman.
I just so happen to own the Original TIME magazine that is the 'last session' and it is timeless, and irreplaceable. And by no means, on Gods green earth is this drunken slut a worthy of attempting to duplicate THE Iconic blonde of all time.
ALL YOU FUCKERS EITHER GOT NO DICKS OR U PREFER DICK TO VAGINA. WONDER WHAT UR GIRLFRIENDS LOOK LIKE THEY MUST BE SUPERMODELS FOR ALL THE SHIT YOU TALK ABOUT LINDSAY BEIN UGLY. MAYBE ALL YOU FAGS DIDNT LIKE PICS BUT FOR US STRAIGHT MEN WHO LIKE PUSSY I AINT COMPLAINING. SO GO FUCK YOUR DADS AND TALK MORE SHIT U COULDNT HAVE HER IF YOU WANTED HER. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I GOTTA GO DRINK SOME BAILEYS. MMMMM CREAMY...
LOVE,
OLD GREG
Lindsay Lohan used to be my idol when I was a preteen, now it seems that all she is good for doing, is posting glamorous idiotic pictures of herself in order just for people to look at her.
"Why are you people posting bad shit about her? Do these pictures really upset you that much? Then why are you looking at them in the first place! I would love to see you people put your pictures on here for everyone to see so that we can all judge your flaws because im sure you are all butt ass ugly. I think that Lindsay is absolutely gorgeous and that her freckles make her beauty. There is a reason she was voted most beautiful person...So stop hating because your JEALOUS!! "
No one cares about her freckles, hell, her nude pictures are absolutley distasteful. They are not slutty, but stupid and pointless. Im into photography, and I have seen countless pictures of nude models who pull off their pictures tastefully. My eyes dont really wish to see another hollywood starlet that acts likes she all hot sh** and pull off in front of a camera. I would post 1,000 naked pictures of myself on the internet, but you know what? I'm not going to go through all that trouble just to get "that kind" of attention.
And my best regards to the photographer, who is supposedly "Legendary", Coungratulations, your camera lense is broke, I hope you fixed it!
And please people, Lindsay MAY be a "raving beauty" but she looks just like any other typical girl out there, shes just another rip-off madonna, we've all seen a famous white girl get in front of the camera and pull off her panties.
Good job lindsay, you have now proved to the whole world how un-original you are at taking good photography, I wonder if you view the whole world this way?
Tits are real, end of story, stop trying to build a log cabin about it.
She looks like shit regardless and is a great reminder for all of you who have freckles and think tanning is the best way to mask them, Google 'dermatoheliosis'. Her skin looks like a naugahyde beanbag chair because she hated the way it looked. Now she looks forty. Too late for sandblasting.
Hey, 339, sorry about your downstairs mix-up, lol.
is she that delusional???? she looks like an add to induce vomitting
has no hips, is al "stained" and looks absolutely whorish
sorry for the extra posts
is she that delusional???? she looks like an add to induce vomitting
has no hips, is all "stained" and looks absolutely whorish
sorry for the extra posts
For all the good it will do, everyone who hates freckles should remember that as with any skintone, you don't get to choose, you just have them and that's that. So fuck off! Also, I am a woman, and I have blue eyes and naturally blonde hair that I dye red (I hate my natural hair color). I also have freckles, so to whoever said blondes and feckles don't naturally go together, you need to step away from your internet porn with all its airbrushed fakeness and take a look around at real people. Well, whatever, most of you people are fucktards and assholes anyway so your opinions really count for shit. Don't bother responding to anything I've said 'cuz I won't be reading them. BTW, while Lindsay isn't as beautiful as Marilyn, she is a HELL of a lot better looking than 98% of you Fuck Ugly idiots out there.
She looks freakin terrible. If anyone were to portray Monroe, it should have been Scarlett Johanson or whatever her name is. Lindsay looks nothing like her, has terrible looking boobs, and sucks in front of the camera. Her hair looks like shit, too.
She has no hips at all, like a little kid and that's all I have to say about the body, everybody covered the boob part.. The photos are bad too though, like a kid that just got a new camera. It's kind of sad.
First off I just want to throw in that I don't have anything against Lilo..She's pretty enough I guess. However, these picture of her are not good. 1. A natural redhead shouldn't be portraying MM. 2. Freckles are okay, but considering Lilo has so many you would of think the photographer would of downplayed that instead of inhancing them. I could care less if the photographer is supposedly legendary, because legend or not, these pics are not good. 3. If Lilo wanted to pose nude why didn't she just pose as herself, it would of looked better, I think. 4. if she was gonna pose nude a year or 2 later, then why did she put up such a fight not to be nude in her last movie, I know who killed me? That's just stupid...She looked so much better in I know who killed me than in this set of photos. If I were her after seeing them, I'd of done whatever I had to so they wouldn't be made public. Just my opinion. I'm not saying Lilo is ugly, I'm saying these pics are bad and that Lilo is average.
Whoever said Lilo was their idol and asking why everyone is posting bad stuff about her. I think it's because when she first starting getting famous she seemed like a good person and was in nice family movies and then she let the fame go to her head. She started drinking and partying and sleeping around. She's been in rehab 3 times. She has done some crazy stuff, like her stupid letters that make her sound like a 5 yr old that have been made public and has pretty much became another hollywood skank. What is their not to make fun of? She is a pretty good actress, that is about all I can say in her behalf. She puts herself out there to be made fun of. How do you take someone seriously that wouldn't do a nude scene in her last movie, even though she knew it was called for when she signed the contract and then a few years later does nude photos? I can't speak for anyone else but besides her money their is nothing she has to be jealous of.
Holy shit that is one U-G-L-Y broad!! Looks more like Marilyn Manson. Love the granny tits....NOT!!! Bleh, all those freckles. I can't look at this anymore or I'll go blind
She looks decent most of the time but these pics are awful. The melasma above her lips looks like a mustache. The hair and makeup are really bad (that wig! yikes Baby Jane).. I can't find a good thing to say. The lighting is god awful also. Just ick. But hey, she's naked I guess.
Mmmmm, I wonder how wide her shaved pussy spreads? It's amazing just how many women are saying yuk, when the cold truth is, all you women want to taste and smell that slippery snatch. You fuckin lyin dirty holes. ;-)
No one can compare to the great Marilyn Monroe. Why do they keep trying to recreate Marilyn with other celeb's. Lohan looks awful. Everyone pales by comparison.
People seem to forget that Marilyn Monroe was also not particularly liked by people(other than those who wanted to fuck her), nor a good actress, in addition to the fact that she also was notoriously promiscuous. Much like Lohan.
However, I do agree that these photos are insulting to Marilyn. And anyone who thinks Lindsay is hot is blind. She looks like a 40 year old Long Island Soccer Mom. Skin damaged, used up, upturned nose and indented teeth. Not to mention her extremely unfuckable lack of hips(I may be alone, but I feel a woman should look like a woman and not an 8 year old boy with saggy tits). Meh.
And regarding the photographer... either his skills have degraded with age, or Lindsay is really just this bad at posing. She looks awkward, uncomfortable, strung out perhaps. Yucko;
This is a pathetic attempt at coming anywhere close to Monroe. I wish she would stop pretending like she is good at something other than binge drinking. Stop trying to make some sort of comeback, Lindsey. No one cares.
Stopped looking at the photos after the second one.What a mess.Please,Lindsay,don't ever take your clothes off for the public again.
I only hope she wasn't paying the idiot photographer.The moron managed to emphasize every sad trait.Bad light,bad angles,bad subject.
If I had done this shoot,I would smash my cameras,then kill myself.
I agree, LL is nothing compared to MM. However, I happen to be a fan of both women, more of a fan of MM, and they do share some qualities (they both used drugs as a gateway out of their problems).
On the other hand, you are stupid for saying ..."On top of it back in the day they didn't have all the fancy lighting, plastic surgery, spa treatments, fake tanning and airbrushing techniques that they do today so this is actually pretty sad, I'm almost embarrassed for Lilo and her saggy tatas.", because they did have all of that stuff back then, minus the digital airbrushing. In fact, MM is a natural red head, she was skinnier than skinny when she started, and got a nose job (which, might i add, looks amazing and natural for how inexperienced they were back then), and an eye lift. not sure if she had a boob job.. but alot of women grow bigger boobs after gaining wieght. i love MM, but get ur facts straight b4 you start talking like an idiot.
I like how all of you who wrote comments on these images in a more than needed negative sense are probably Dorito feasting fatties or just plain painfully unattractive; wearing your designer clothes that you bought from TJMaxx, working as a manager at McDonalds and escaping your pathetic life via the internet and seeing what's posted on a celebrity tabloid forum. What better way to fix this than bash someone like a celebrity because they'll never know about it resulting in you being able to feel better about your meaningless, boring, ugly lives.
Dang...she gives a bad name to redheads. Does she just walk around naked in the sun all the time? Because that would explain the full-body freckles and droopy tits. If she would lay off the tanning she wouldnt look so nasty. She needs to embrace her fair skin like Nicole Kidman whose skin looks far younger than hers even though she's got almost 20 years on her. Well, it's probably too late for hers, it's already so damaged. I am redheaded and I am very careful with the sunscreen. She looks so aged because of it. And the blond hair doesn't help.
These pics are nasty but they do serve one purpose - heck, they make those of us whose Ds are still perky, who have some hips with our waists, and who have kept our red hair and taken care of our fair skin, feel damn good about ourselves.
I love these pics. It makes me feel so much better about my 37-year old body, ass, boobs and skin.
381. You Can Always Find the Follower of the Incompetent - February 23, 2008 10:34 PM
#126: "I am not trying to be offensive, but all women wish they have blonde hair and blue eyes and it is a fact."
I'm not trying to be offensive but the only ones who say that are those with ancestors actually following a shortie, son of a poor, incompetent bastard child who was too dumb to barely pass his low level education, filled with an inferiority complex, and had an unbelievable taste of mustache: Hitler.
He couldn't even get any woman before he had power so he had to fuck his half sister and resort to yet another incompetent, below-average-IQ girl, Eva Braun, who was so needy and desperate because no one else wanted her.
Somehow there are actually idiots who follow the beliefs of anyone who was genetically inferior, desperate, not to mention with the background of a social garbage, of what is considered superior.
Well she is a pretty girl but I just don't think her body is in good enough shape to have done the photos. Her breast are sagging,even tho she has had a breast job several years ago. I mean she just looks flabby to me all over and her hands look reddish and kinda chapped looking.
385. kimmydsjkfviuhsdfui - February 24, 2008 9:44 PM
hi 126 i am a woman and i think blonde hair and blue eyes is the ugliest combination ever!! anything but that!
i wish i had black hair and blue eyes... now that's hot.
Lindsey's body is nasty. She is no Marlyn Monroe. I do not see how people think she's attractive. With all those nasty freckles, she should have thought twice about posing. Gross... Yuk... Eeeewwww... Barf...
Eww, she's fugly, the picture are not that great, actully they suck, but if she believes that these "artistic" picturs can redeem herself from bein a dirty whore that's fine with me.
I can't believe this. These pictures are completely unflattering. Her posture is terrible, the wig doesn't look right...I can go on and on. I never thought she was attractive and this shoot only made me think less of her.
A DISGRACE TO MM?!?! Are you kidding?! LL is EXACTLY like MM!
Plastic surgery queen, overrated actress, untalented drug addict...where is the disgrace part?!
50 years from now, when LL has died of an overdose, you same people will be furious that some new skank is trying to "live up to the untouchable amazing beautiful gorgeous Lindsay Lohan"
Well for me ,this pictures of linsey are great, she look very very spectacular. so many of us would want to have her body and fame, altho she is a little out of control she still diserve some credit..
Marilyn had a beautiful hourglass shape.
Unlike Lindsey who is pretty straight up and down. Also her breasts look quite saggy for someone in their 20's
OMG .. WILL THE REAL MARILYN MONROE PLEASE STEP FOURTH ... HOW DARE THEY EVEN USE THIS GIRL IN AN ATTEMPT TO COMPARE HER TO ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WHO EVER LIVED .. MARILYN WAS STUNNING A TRUE LEGEND ..THIS TRASH WILL NEVER COMPARE OR COME CLOSE TO THE BEAUTY MARILYN MONROE POSSESED ... EWWW ... SHE LOOKS GROSS ... THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU JUST DON'T DO IF YOU WANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AND THIS IS ONE OF THEM .. SOMETHINGS ARE BETTER OFF LEFT ALONE .. THERE IS AND WILL ONLY BE ONE MARILYN MONROE GOD REST HER BEAUTIFUL SOUL ... WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO NEXT COMPARE KIM K TO RITA HAYWORTH ... THIS IS JUST AWFUL ...
But she is no more a Mariyn Monroe than any other big boobed woman in a blond wig is.
This photo shoot was just tiresome. And I can not think that it will do Lohan's carreer any good.
About the boobs. She did have implants early on but had them removed. She naturally has larger breasts and got the implants put in when she was young and unfinished. Stupid move.
I do not understand the fascination wih all these car wrecked starlets who have so little talent to begin with, and then blow it away and are reduced to nude and cooter shots.
god.... I like to remember Marilyn how she was... not any fake plastic copies and "even try to" things... let Marilyn be what she was... and remember her like that... all fakes... " nice try - don't work"...
Someone should show her pictures of Diablo Cody(i don;t care naked or dressed) AND Scream in her face"LOOK BITCH THIS YOUR FUTURE IF YOU DON;T STOP THIS SHIT!!!"
Tough love,people!
I am glad that Stern saw Lindsay's real qualities.
(IMO, she has twice the class that MM never had... That's right, it's not a typo. MM was a sometimes-likable and, I am sure, good-hearted whore.)
But judging by the photos, I wonder... was he just trying to seize the opportunity that he let pass with MM who was drunkenly offering herself to him?
(Read the bios!)
And all this talk about LL's "sagging breasts"... yes, they are - but have you seen Marilyn's? No wonder she didn't want them to be published.
But most of all I just wanted to correct those who wrote about the "inexistent" or "inexperienced" plastic surgery back in the stone age of the 1950s...
Plastic surgery started in earnest during WW I (that's 1914-1918), to correct the horrible injuries, burns and disfiguration that were the result of warfare.
If you think THAT's less difficult than correcting perfectly healthy body parts so that can look a bit more shapely, think again!
So you see, plastic surgery experts were in no way "inexperienced" before the advent of the 1950s Hollywood. That's not only offensive to those highly expert pioneers, but just plain ridiculous.
She is so gorgeous. But I am very cucious. Why did she post her profile on a celebrities and wealthy website named
"wealthydater. com".. What is she looking for there?
She is so gorgeous. But I am very cucious. Why did she post her profile on a celebrities and wealthy website named
"wealthydater. com".. What is she looking for there?
If served it, yes, I would hit it.
I would NOT go out of my way or put forth effort to hit it.
The freckles counteract the way-hot tits, making her a 5.6.
Take off 2 points for having a face that is 15 years older than she should, then another half point for not having curves at all and we're back to a barker.
Lindsay Lohan is so hot in this pictorial. She looks like a Cheetah. Is that the one with the spots? I picked it up at the Tire Store while I was waiting for my rental truck and started looking at it. I asked if I could go to the bathroom and look at it. They said the ceiling caved in and they couldn't let anyone use it. But I could go next door to Wendy's. That's so trashy. I live in a trailer, man, not the projecs.
Who's hotter, Marilyn or Lindsey? I had have to pick Monroe, but she's dead, so I'll take Lindsey. OMG I'd take her. At least for 5 minutes, if that long. The next celeb gossip I want to hear about is her carrying my baby. If anyone talks to her, tell her to call me, 1-800-OLD-DUDE-LIKES-HOT-INTENSELY-FRECKLED-YOUNG-STARLET-FOR-NIGHT-OF-DRUNKEN-ALL-NUDE-WRESTLING.
She is fucking ugly. Not even plain. Really fucking ugly. That coupled with her mediocre talent really baffles me why she has such a successful career. Vile cunt.
She looks hideous. The makeup, lighting and poses are so wrong and her obviously fake breasts sit awkwardly on her boyish body. This tribute to Marilyn is an awful joke and the photographer should know better.
Pre- Mean Girls, Lindsay was a natural B cup but we know her mother is to blame for the implants.
After all, anything to further her daughter's 'career'.
Scarlett would do a better tribute than this, she's a natural and hot hourglass with an amazing pout. But then again, she's not desperate for publicity like Lohan....
There is a silence while all this is happening.. lots of comments from men about sexual inuendos and if they are "real".. but the women aren't quite speaking. We know.. we feel.. the huge difference. In her own right Lynsay has her OWN beauty and I pray one day she realises this and then uses that power of knowing her own unique talents to show us that side of herself. Until then, it is Norma Jeane who knew herself in that way, was not ashamed, and was happy and almost tickled to tease the world with something so simple.
I did want to say something though to the girlies out there.. if I may. I'm sorry girls.. there is only ONE Marilyn Monroe.. her name was Norma Jeane Mortensen and she was WAY before your time. She carved out the ground that you now play on with your barbies, and paid for it. I say SIT the F down and leave Marilyn be. Paris is not Marilyn. Madonna is not Marilyn. Anna Nicole is not Marilyn. Britney is not Marilyn. Lynsey is not Marilyn. Please Stop it already!!! Leave it be, stop saying she reincarnated herself into you! If you want to be a legend then MAKE YOURSELF ONE don't outright STEAL from someone who came before you.
....WAY before you!
Your tits look good, everyybody is so used to seeing all these fake tits they don't know what real ones look like. So just ignore everybody and just keep on lookin good with your nice tits
I can not believe she, Lindsay Lohan, would be compared to Marilyn Monroe. The lokeness is not even the same. Marilyn, blonde, beautiful, Lindsay, dark, sad.
oh shit! legendary photographer???wtf!!
she looks like a tranny in the black and white pics....BAD PHOTOGRAPHY
plus lindsay lohan is annoyingly unattractive anyway
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Reader Comments
1. Onyx Blackman - February 18, 2008 12:35 PM
frist?
2. Blaise Bailey Finnegain III - February 18, 2008 12:36 PM
I'm astonished how absolutely hot she looks.
Damn the Photoshop trickery!
3. Duckypoo - February 18, 2008 12:36 PM
aven't even seen the NSFW pics and I already need to clean my keyboard. Thanks for reminding us there is a god.
4. Blaise Bailey Finnegain III - February 18, 2008 12:37 PM
Don't fucking type FIRST, you dumb fucking faggot.
Like anyone gives a shit that you got the first comment.
P.S. if you care, then blow your fucking brains out.
FUCK YOU LOSER DICKHEAD RETARDS FOREVER
5. polly - February 18, 2008 12:37 PM
A Very ugly Marilyn wanna-be--!!! These pictures suck--
6. zug - February 18, 2008 12:40 PM
Freckle Attack..
7. UCrawford - February 18, 2008 12:41 PM
I don't recall Marilyn Monroe having a tramp stamp either.
Seriously, I've always thought Lohan (although obviously crazy) was still a physically attractive person. But the photographer here did an absolutely horrible job as he seems to have emphasized all her flaws (particularly the freckles, which I normally wouldn't even notice). Seriously, isn't this supposed to be an idealized shot and not reality?
8. Wtf - February 18, 2008 12:42 PM
Oh, she is ugly as fuck.
9. Nickylaxy - February 18, 2008 12:42 PM
Idk about this chick... The freckles to me are a huge turn off. Lindsey is overrated. Tatters are pretty nice though.
10. Jsan - February 18, 2008 12:42 PM
....i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
11. Flavio - February 18, 2008 12:43 PM
I like the freckles, I want to try to lick them off. Those tits! Mmmmmm.
12. Nickylaxy - February 18, 2008 12:43 PM
Idk about this chick... The freckles to me are a huge turn off. Lindsey is overrated. Tatters are pretty nice though.
13. so2315 - February 18, 2008 12:43 PM
My God, I guess if you were drunk enough when you were fucking her maybe you could bring a sharpie and connect the dots!!!
GROSS!!!
14. old dude (yes, looking in your daughter's bedroom window) - February 18, 2008 12:43 PM
Even in this carefully staged photo shoot, Lindsay has a harsh coldness that Marilyn never had.
15. dude - February 18, 2008 12:43 PM
#7, you hit the nail on the head.
But of course, I masturbated to them anyway.
16. riiiight! - February 18, 2008 12:43 PM
pretty sad when you have a professional photographer, photoshop and black and white images and you STILL look like SHIT!
NASTY
17. Hill - February 18, 2008 12:43 PM
Wow, super ugly. At least Marylin had class.
18. D. Richards (Chef.) - February 18, 2008 12:44 PM
Freckles are forever. Tits.
19. HuckyDucky - February 18, 2008 12:44 PM
Hey Blaise Bailey Finnegain III,
You must be new here.
20. NightStalker3 - February 18, 2008 12:44 PM
Ms. Lohan your no Marilyn Monroe, closer to Janis Joplin maybe.
21. FRIST!!! - February 18, 2008 12:45 PM
Jimbo's trying to write a comment but all that comes out is "fap fap fap".
22. Oprah's Gorilla Butthole - February 18, 2008 12:45 PM
I have never masturbated before to such ugly pics.
Obviously, I have mixed feelings about this whole thing....I should probably watch the "Parent Trap" to cleanse this funk....
23. jakebarnes - February 18, 2008 12:46 PM
FINally
24. sweet honey hole - February 18, 2008 12:47 PM
these could've been way hotter. She's hotter than this.
25. PAULIE - February 18, 2008 12:47 PM
U-G-L-Y as HELL!!!!
Freckles SUCK big TIME!
26. Sauron - February 18, 2008 12:48 PM
Young Marilyn Monroe with shaggy breasts..?I'm really convinced.Even photoshop didn't help.
27. Mal Gusto - February 18, 2008 12:49 PM
Marylin was much older than Lohan during the original shoot and still her tits look better than Lohan's!
28. Gerald_Tarrant - February 18, 2008 12:49 PM
I knew it was just a matter of time before real "non-oops" pics came out.
I love freckles on chicks.
29. Fin Fin - February 18, 2008 12:50 PM
WTF?! She is hideous. Why would they ever compare the two. RETARDS!
30. lily - February 18, 2008 12:50 PM
what a dirty whore plus she has no niples
31. KoolThing - February 18, 2008 12:50 PM
B.O.B.F.O.C
Or, Body of Baywatch, Face of Crimewatch.
32. noneyobeezwax - February 18, 2008 12:51 PM
if it weren't for the tits, i'd swear these were pics of a 12 y/o boy or a sickly leopard.
33. noneyobeezwax - February 18, 2008 12:52 PM
whose name is that tattood on her ass anyway?
34. Rossco - February 18, 2008 12:54 PM
I've been waiting all this time for THOSE?
Damn, not even jerk-worthy. Someone photoshop out the freckles, please, and then we'll talk, haha.
35. bobert mcnasty - February 18, 2008 12:54 PM
next stop..... playboy! giggity giggity goo
36. bootlah - February 18, 2008 12:55 PM
And what's with that wig? It's horrible.
37. monkeyfightclub - February 18, 2008 12:55 PM
Her face looks like Marilyn Monroe's exhumed corpse. It's like they went out of their way to make her look like crap. Her body looks great though.
38. TetraShiva - February 18, 2008 12:55 PM
Wow. That is really.... not hot.
39. The Office Whore - February 18, 2008 12:57 PM
I have absolutely nothing to say..
40. amma - February 18, 2008 12:57 PM
I'm afraid the photog was aiming too high--Lohan ain't Marilyn. Marilyn had a curvy, tiny little waist. Lohan doesn't appear to even have a waist based on these photos. But the funny thing--Monroe was in her mid-thirties when the original photoshoot took place, and ya' know what? Lohan looks the same in the face, got THAT part right...Great boobs, but totally unoriginal. And she's not good looking enough to pull it off. Sorry.
41. LINDSAY IS A FUCKING HYPOCRITE - February 18, 2008 12:57 PM
YA FISH YPU FORGOT TO ADD THIS PART OF THE INTERVIEW
There was also no avoiding the parallels between Monroe's tragic fate – dead from an accidental overdose of prescription medicines – and that, recently, of Heath Ledger's.
"They are both prime examples of what this industry can do to someone," says Lohan.
When it is pointed out to Lohan, who has been in rehab three times, that the possibility may exist of a similar fate for her, the young actress replies with a tinge of annoyance: "I don't know. I'm not them. But I sure as hell wouldn't let it happen to me."
42. LINDSAY IS A FUCKING HYPOCRITE - February 18, 2008 12:59 PM
*YOU
43. LINDSAY IS geez i don't care, man - February 18, 2008 1:03 PM
#41, chill out, they're only here for our dying-Roman-civilization entertainment...
But that picture in black-and-white with the yellow flowers (or whatever they are) - that's not Marilyn as much as Jame Gumb preening in front of his mirror after tucking it back.
44. Luisinho - February 18, 2008 1:04 PM
I WOULD BANG HER!
45. El Ces - February 18, 2008 1:04 PM
Okay...I luv boobs, I just don't undestand what this photoshoot was for?
What was New York mag selling?
Were they just like "Well, here's Lindsay Lohan naked, enjoy."
Was it for a car or...why?
46. Edwin - February 18, 2008 1:04 PM
No, Janis was much more attractive, even stoned.
47. Lowlands - February 18, 2008 1:05 PM
Putting on a blond wig doesn't mean that you're Marilyn monroe right away.But these are very comic pics,almost cute??She looks more Paris Hilton to me.
48. ella - February 18, 2008 1:06 PM
national geographic boobs
49. Nics - February 18, 2008 1:07 PM
ew the black and white photos look like they used one of those lights that show you how much skin damage you have
50. mike - February 18, 2008 1:07 PM
#39 - why should today be any different?
51. theShizann - February 18, 2008 1:09 PM
FAIL!
52. Judd G - February 18, 2008 1:11 PM
Does Lindsay have one freckle for every load that has been dumped into her puss or ass?? If so, I'd like to add a couple of freckles....on her face!!!
53. Natanya - February 18, 2008 1:12 PM
You can see the line for the wig in the last one! Jesus.
54. Cosmo - February 18, 2008 1:13 PM
Oh, I'd totally hit it, but I'd hate myself afterwards.
And it reminds me of a joke I heard once: "What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive right now? She'd be trying to find a way out of her casket."
55. Natanya - February 18, 2008 1:16 PM
You can see the line for the wig in the last one! Jesus.
56. KoolThing - February 18, 2008 1:16 PM
The ass tat says "la bella vida".
57. Spazz - February 18, 2008 1:17 PM
She is ugly as fuck. Nice cans though.
58. kate - February 18, 2008 1:17 PM
these pictures are a terrible recreation.
59. The Office Whore - February 18, 2008 1:17 PM
good one mike! You're smart! smart smart smart! s-m-r-t!!
60. lmao - February 18, 2008 1:18 PM
LMAO @ PIC 6.
WHAT IS THAT TROLL DOING?
61. KoolThing - February 18, 2008 1:19 PM
I have to say, the last one is okay. She doesn't look too bad. She does have the world's smallest nipples, it would seem. Smaller than most mens' even.
62. Jimbo - February 18, 2008 1:21 PM
If only Mike could be the same..
63. justifiable - February 18, 2008 1:22 PM
Double initials don't make you an automatic sex symbol, LL, more like a bad joke. It's not the freckles, it's the desperation that's ugly. Not to mention the pretension and delusion.
64. deaconjones - February 18, 2008 1:22 PM
I have that same wig and wear it when I play tuck the peepee.
65. Racer X - February 18, 2008 1:22 PM
I'D HIT IT for a $1000, Alex.
/2 clicks = nipple
66. Chris - February 18, 2008 1:22 PM
EEW!
EEW!
EEW EEW EEW EEW EEW!!!!
67. grossed out - February 18, 2008 1:23 PM
yuck. extremely unattractive. she looks like a tranny.
68. cruan_mobay - February 18, 2008 1:23 PM
I'm a straight guy but dude, I'd rather masturbate to photos of Andy Dick than those. Gross bitch.
69. kitty_kat - February 18, 2008 1:24 PM
@17- "Marilyn Monroe" and "class" don't belong in the same sentence...
70. christian - February 18, 2008 1:24 PM
ALL OF YOU.....GE A LIFE
AND FISH,,,GET A REAL JOB
BTW THE CUNT LOOKS DECENT
71. logic - February 18, 2008 1:24 PM
Her belly always reminds me the pillsbury dough boy. She has this permanently bloated, no waist definition thing going on. Seriously I amno Marilyn fan but, Lindsay doesn't even come close. Marilyn had a stunning face (could have used a workout in my book) but, Linsay's little frekled covered face and clown applied lipstick to make her thin pout look bigger is a total joke compared to Marilyn. On top of it back in the day they didn't have all the fancy lighting, plastic surgery, spa treatments, fake tanning and airbrushing techniques that they do today so this is actually pretty sad, I'm almost embarrassed for Lilo and her saggy tatas.
72. Auntie Kryst - February 18, 2008 1:25 PM
Haaaapyyyy Birrrrthdayyy Mr. Presi...Fuck it, I can't go on. Lohan is a fucktard! Get me my whiskey!
73. Harry - February 18, 2008 1:25 PM
Methinks someone's desperate to jump start their career. At least she didn't wait until she was 50 to do this. Next stop, Playboy!
74. Ariel - February 18, 2008 1:25 PM
What?? Okay, I'm not exactly a fan of her ginger-kid-posing-as-california-blonde-with-vomit-orange-tan look, but she can look so much more attractive than this. It doesn't even look like her.
Cheap-looking wig, bad lighting, unflattering poses. She looks more desperate than iconic.
And what's the deal with every insecure, daddy-deprived slut in Hollywood under the age of 30 worshipping the insecure, daddy-deprived Monroe? Yeah, she was blonde and hot, we get it. But so were dozens of other women in that era who were honestly more interesting and worth admiring.
Whatever, these picks are fug. Ginger fail.
75. Sauron - February 18, 2008 1:25 PM
Marilyn Monroe was the most intelligent dumbest bitch in the twentieth century.At least Lindsay has halfway something in common.
76. lipper - February 18, 2008 1:27 PM
Her poses are just awkward! Or is it the vapid bored look that makes this so dull?
It's just off somehow. Or she really IS that boring, I think its poorly done and that editor needs shot.
I like that she got rid of her implants, those are suppose to be real, and with the natural slope I do believe they are. And those are hot, I'll give her that. HATE fake tits.
77. kitty_kat - February 18, 2008 1:28 PM
I agree with 7. All of her flaws are accentuated. And if she wants to pose nude and look good she's going to have to gain a little weight so that she actually has a waistline.
78. Sebastian Melmoth - February 18, 2008 1:29 PM
I am loving all this dislike towards her. It keeps the line shorter.
I've never even heard of NY Mag but I just ordered 2 copies of this issue.
79. I'm Yer Daddy - February 18, 2008 1:29 PM
Close but no cigar.
And by close I mean a trilllion miles away and by cigar I mean an errect penis.
Bitch is fug, I'd take Marilyn's decaying corpse over this nasty ass and I never found Marilyn hot but, she a goddess compared to this untoned skank. Her stomach looks like a dead seabass. Fucking nasty.
80. sindiva - February 18, 2008 1:29 PM
have any of you seen the original? Marylin didnt look amazing in most of the shots, she looked tired and clownish. And she had freckles- DUN DUN DUNNNNN
81. veroonica - February 18, 2008 1:31 PM
33. It spells out N-E-X-T!
82. whoa - February 18, 2008 1:32 PM
well, she's peaked. it's all downhill from here.
83. steve - February 18, 2008 1:33 PM
Hey everyone, what's the official word? Are those breasts real? If so, they're fabulous. Anyone have the definitive answer on the fake/real boob thing?
84. Grunion - February 18, 2008 1:37 PM
She's no Monroe that's for sure. Just another over hyped little girl trying to be sexy. Trying too hard I might add.
85. lipper - February 18, 2008 1:37 PM
To even try to COMPARE the two, is heinous and damn right disrespectful.
Marilyn will always be remembered, she was an icon.
Lho... hmm who is that again? Oh yes! Firecrotch!
Marilyn KNEW how to make love to the camera. Growl.
86. vgcvb - February 18, 2008 1:39 PM
who the hell cares about freckles, if this bitch was lying down on your bed you can't tell me you wouldn't fuck that shit, if not you're just straight up gay!
87. gripper - February 18, 2008 1:40 PM
i swear these are soooo ugly.... i would much rather look at a rotten corpse than these.
88. Doomhammer - February 18, 2008 1:43 PM
Wow, I didnt realize she was debilitated with the whore plague like she is. She looks like shit.
89. itspat - February 18, 2008 1:52 PM
A little context: Bert Stern on the Marilyn shoot -
“She hated the scar on her midriff from a recent gall-bladder operation, I told her it was beautiful. She was at a time in her life when she needed to re-invent herself, I think that’s why she accepted to pose for me, she drank gallons of Dom Pérignon, got drunk and fell asleep.”
It's easy to find these pictures online, including proofs of pictures Marilyn rejected for publication. She's older and looks a little beat/wasted/sleepy. By today's standards she's a little overweight, lacks any muscle tone, and has smaller (natural) boobs than you'd ever think. Except for her face and especially her eyes, she looks like an ordinary chick, but the pictures are still far better than Lindsay's.
90. Harry Ballzack - February 18, 2008 1:52 PM
Her freckles are because she's a fucking redhead you retards .... Jeezus, doesn't anyone remember her before she turned Hollyweird ? She's had a tit job too. She never used to have any nipples to speak of. Pointy tits
91. request - February 18, 2008 1:52 PM
She looks like a worn out hyena.
92. nipolian - February 18, 2008 1:54 PM
Way to go LiLo......One step closer to porn where your future projects will equal your gifts.
93. Marilyn naked on a bed - February 18, 2008 1:54 PM
Here's Marilyn!!!
http://www.easycelebritys.com/m/marilyn_monroe_04/pics/marilyn_monroe_01.jpg
94. Captain Obvious - February 18, 2008 1:54 PM
Looks like she is not bare down there. I guess it IS firecrotch.
95. lidiya - February 18, 2008 1:54 PM
where are her hips? why the terrible wig? where's the personality? i've taken more exciting pictures of dead trees.
96. Cap'n Pickles - February 18, 2008 1:54 PM
I'd hit it. Freckles are a definite turn off. shit. I wouldn't know if I was fucking Lindsay lohan, or getting a blowjob from Howdy Doody.
97. Original Marilyn shots - February 18, 2008 1:58 PM
Here's the full set (including shots rejected by Marilyn afterwards). Compare for yourselves.
98. stepoutsidethebox - February 18, 2008 1:58 PM
although lilo isnt perfect, im sure she didnt have nearly as much done as marilyn did. if u saw pictures of marilyn's stomach pudge u'd be making fun or her too. no one's perfect, that's what makes us soo beautiful.
99. 10pound - February 18, 2008 2:00 PM
She smells like cuttlefish.
100. Novak - February 18, 2008 2:01 PM
@90 I don't think anyone has denied that?
Doesn't make it any less gross. Fuck, look at the 2nd pic, it looks like she has a horrible skin disease.
101. ahh - February 18, 2008 2:06 PM
Fuck you 97. Lol
102. Chauncey Gardner - February 18, 2008 2:07 PM
She's like a large, walking, vaguely-humanoid rash.
103. squab - February 18, 2008 2:08 PM
I think she looks good with dark hair but in this shoot she looks like trailer trash Madonna in a dead cat wig.
Yuck!
104. nipolian - February 18, 2008 2:08 PM
So who is the bigger has been....Lindsay Lohan or Bert Stern?
105. Nita - February 18, 2008 2:09 PM
She look EXACTLY like Marilyn Monroe............NOT
106. jakebarnes - February 18, 2008 2:09 PM
I'm gonna chalk up the failure of these pictures to a washed-up photographer. It was a nice try, bud, but it didn't come out too well. We all know Lohan can look sexy as hell in the right conditions. The right conditions these were not.
107. Nita - February 18, 2008 2:09 PM
She looks EXACTLY like Marilyn Monroe...................NOT
108. BJ - February 18, 2008 2:09 PM
That's what her tits look like at 21?! Jesus, I'd hate to see her in a few years when gravity takes more of a toll on this hag's body.
109. Chauncey Gardner - February 18, 2008 2:10 PM
#97,
What the fuck??? What the hell happened to that guy???
110. bot venom - February 18, 2008 2:20 PM
Holy shit. I cannot get over how perfect her tits are.
I hate Lindsay Lohan, i think shes a skank bitch that will sleep with anything that moves, but after seeing her topless I have to say I would definitely like to suck on them titties.
111. Wow - February 18, 2008 2:27 PM
I am impressed how unattractive these make her look.
112. *AGATHA* - February 18, 2008 2:33 PM
she looks like a woman of 80th years old, I gues that this photoshoot is how marilyn should have look like right now or something!
NEXT!!!
113. Lizzy - February 18, 2008 2:34 PM
Holy shit. She has the tired, bitter, seen-it-all eyes of an old lady and looks like she's spent the first twenty years of her life in chamber filled with cigarette smoke.
No actually, it's worse. She looks like the old woman who climbs out of the bath in the Shining.
A grievous insult to Marilyn.
Pack it in Lohan.
114. Lizzy - February 18, 2008 2:34 PM
Holy shit. She has the tired, bitter, seen-it-all eyes of an old lady and looks like she's spent the first twenty years of her life in a chamber filled with cigarette smoke.
No actually, it's worse. She looks like the old woman who climbs out of the bath in the Shining.
A grievous insult to Marilyn.
Pack it in Lohan.
115. jessica rabbit - February 18, 2008 2:40 PM
i'm way hotter than this bitch
and my freckles are more appealing
way to ruin it lohan
116. Bo Babbyo - February 18, 2008 2:43 PM
I'm racking my widdle brain to come up with ways to have made this shoot more disastrous, but I can't think of any. Every single photo I've seen of La Lohan up to this very minute has been more attractive than these, including the best of the worst of the Pap shots and her mug shots.
117. norton - February 18, 2008 2:52 PM
I was really lookoing forward to one day seeing this chick naked.... now I have and I'm inexplicably turned off. Big time.
118. Nordic Emulation - ha ha weep sons of pigs - February 18, 2008 2:53 PM
Why is it that EVERY woman, no matter what race, tries to have blonde hair? Is it because everyone knows that northern european women are indeed the best looking? You know, the REAL blondes!!!
All of you losers are so owned that you are nothing more than my bitch property! AHHHHHHHHH haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaa!
119. Bigheadmike - February 18, 2008 2:54 PM
She looks great!!!!!!!!
120. mlk - February 18, 2008 2:54 PM
small nipples for big boobs. i'd hit it in spite of the freckles.
121. Sun Damage Freckles - February 18, 2008 2:57 PM
Who wants to see Saggy tits that dont pass the pencil test?
122. Arguman - February 18, 2008 2:59 PM
I'm a nobody who doesn't look anything like Marlyn Monroe! He should have photographed ME in that wig! rrrrr >:|
123. Heinrich Himler - February 18, 2008 3:01 PM
@118 Fuckin' A right Brah! Aryans rulez! Hey man, when you actually visit a Scandinavian country send me a post card. Rock out with your swastika out dude!
124. Ryan - February 18, 2008 3:03 PM
Fuck everyone who said her tits were fake. Those are big naturals.
125. Dick Richards - February 18, 2008 3:12 PM
Hey, #118? The hair on my scrotum's blonde -- before I shave 'em -- does that make my cock Nordic?
Even better: the hair on my choad's blonde; does that make my asshole Nordic?
126. Nazis and Nordics - February 18, 2008 3:14 PM
Not the same thing. Being teutonic is not a prerequisite for national socialism. But hey, nothing to be ashamed to be nazi either. Every other mutherfukkin cocksukkn bastard can be racist why not white people. We have zionist anti-defamation league, Azteclan, NAACP, you name it.
I am not trying to be offensive, but all women wish they have blonde hair and blue eyes and it is a fact.
127. Rut Roh - February 18, 2008 3:16 PM
The bizarre pink pic is nice.
The freckles don't seem to be the problem....The problem is her tit to hip ratio. She might want to consider hip implants, as I remember Marilyn having a banging hourglass figure, rather than Lohan having the body of a toady 14 year old boy with watermelons tacked to his chest.
128. 125 Aryans only please - February 18, 2008 3:19 PM
As usual you are just not bright enough to follow a train of logic and are apparantly ignorant of anthropology as well as just about everything else other than dance and celebrity trivia and perhaps feltching old men.
No having blonde hair does not make you nordic I mean in your case the blonde hair on your private parts most likely came from some big German dude ass fucking you.
In your case it would be nor dick. Too easy, bitch. Back to the drawing board, shit tongue.
129. costamar - February 18, 2008 3:21 PM
Marilyn would look better... as she is right now.
130. Knight - February 18, 2008 3:22 PM
Damn... Trills have less freckles than that. Plus they looks better with them.
Her boobs look photoshopped as they are the only area without freckles in that one shot that shows them off well.
131. Rut Roh - February 18, 2008 3:27 PM
Googled this for Marilyn. It's still better than L chica.
http://www.linternaute.com/sortir/cinema/diaporama/06/marilyn-monroe-la-derniere-seance/marilyn-monroe-roses2.jpg
http://www.linternaute.com/sortir/cinema/diaporama/06/marilyn-monroe-la-derniere-seance/marilyn-monroe-roses.jpg
132. matt - February 18, 2008 3:27 PM
Trills, haha. LMAO.
133. EuroNeckPain - February 18, 2008 3:28 PM
Just like Pamela Anderson's "homage" was an insult to Brigitte Bardot, Lindsay Lohan's photo shoot is an insult to Marilyn Monroe. What do they try to prove ? That women were far better looking and classier in the fifties/sixties ?
Tonight, the Superficial looks like a damn Rocky Horror picture show. Only ugly pictures of crazy celebrities.
134. drjay - February 18, 2008 3:28 PM
ya know. this isn't half bad. despite lohan being a coked out attention starved nympho, this is still making the soldier salute.
hey, at least she's not posing nude like she was when she was stick thin and anorexic.
135. 88mate - February 18, 2008 3:29 PM
Some airbrushing and she still looks GROSS. Other than big tits, what is the big deal?? Practically every girl I know that age looks better ie. don't have skin like a 50 year old.
136. Lisa - February 18, 2008 3:33 PM
Omg. I have never written a comment before, but I feel inclined to do so. I think she looks absolutely horrible in these pictures! I agree with #7, she looks rough, Marilyn was much softer, warmer and sexier than her. Under normal circumstances LL is an attractive girl, but these pictures are simply awful!
137. 88mate - February 18, 2008 3:36 PM
Some airbrushing and she still looks GROSS. Other than big tits, what is the big deal?? Practically every girl I know that age looks better ie. don't have skin like a 50 year old.
138. TYtotheLOR - February 18, 2008 3:42 PM
i think she looks like shit
139. TYtotheLOR - February 18, 2008 3:43 PM
i think she looks like shit
140. mim - February 18, 2008 3:43 PM
For ONCE I have to agree.
SO NOT MARILYN! YUCK! PHOOEY! BLAH
Get a real job Lindsay... your career was flushed down the toilet months ago.
141. WTB - February 18, 2008 3:46 PM
I'm confused. Am I the only person who thinks her breasts are the WORST part of these pictures? Especially in the cover photo for this piece, she looks... well, saggy. She's sagging. Like a 50-year-old. I've always kind of suspected she was secretly approaching her 50's, I guess this confirms it.
I mean, come on. Big breasts don't need to sag unless you're old or you haven't been taking care of yourself.
142. gre - February 18, 2008 3:47 PM
asco, para que ponen esa estrella?.
143. fo'sXgirl - February 18, 2008 3:49 PM
Ok....first of all...freckles and blondes don't mix. It just looks absolutely weird. So quit it...cuz it's weirdin me out.
Second.....look at the first black and white photo. Minus the yellow "things" tell me it doesn't look like a corpse that just got pulled out of a drawer at the morgue.....on CSI. For real...I stared at it for a moment and she looked DEAD.
She gives a shitty performance....even when taking pictures. Man...she sucks at life.
Hey Lindsay! Next round's on.....YOU.
144. Sigmund Frodo - February 18, 2008 3:57 PM
Since I was a young lad, I've been mostly attracted to girls with freckles... love them! Irish and Scottish girls... yummy! If you hate freckles, why do you even bother looking at pics of the gals with them? Anybody that really loves boobs can tell that Lindsay's have always been natural. She's a natural beauty that looks best with her natural hair color. I find her candid shots, sans makeup, the best.
That said.... just how old and senile is this photographer? The lighting is horrendous! She looks terrible in these pics!
145. malicious - February 18, 2008 3:59 PM
why did she agree to this?? They could have done way better photos and i agree with 143 about the freckles and blonde hair.
146. D. Richards (Nordic.. track.) - February 18, 2008 4:02 PM
#128? Are you trying to be sincere? Or are you just a fucking moron?
I say sincerely moron.
I like you: you're one of those people that's too dull to understand witt. You make my world go 'round, sugar. Thank you.
Hey! Anthropology, man! Quief.
147. meow - February 18, 2008 4:04 PM
Okay, she does look super fabulous. However, the most distinct difference between her and Marilyn? Marilyn had a real body and Lindsay still has the hips of a 12 year old girl. The only reason she can be considered a woman (physically) are the assets she had to purchase. Poor girl. Her body has more in common with Winona Ryder than Marilyn Monroe. She is very cute, though.
148. D. Richards (Anthropologist.) - February 18, 2008 4:10 PM
#128?
Really: Weren't you the orifice that said (n)ordics were the only 'real' blondes? So . . . if my asshole's choad was a real blonde, wouldn't that make the ass, a real (n)ordic? In your very much logical guesstimation, I think it would!
Eat.
149. c - February 18, 2008 4:15 PM
FUCKING.UGLY
150. Lisa - February 18, 2008 4:20 PM
She looks terrible! I hope these aren't going to be published...she's certainly not that attractive and doesn't hold a candle to Marilyn!
151. buttlover44 - February 18, 2008 4:21 PM
Nude? Where's her well used cunt?
152. butterfly - February 18, 2008 4:23 PM
Why's everyone gotta hate on freckles? I am actually quite fond of my freckles I'll have you know! Maybe she is too, not like there's a whole lot she can do about them anyways!
153. wossco - February 18, 2008 4:27 PM
Her tits are TOTALLY FAKE... why does everyone act like they aren't? I guarantee it.
154. Solaera - February 18, 2008 4:29 PM
"I mean, come on. Big breasts don't need to sag unless you're old or you haven't been taking care of yourself."
Really? Because everyone I've ever known with naturally huge boobs have saggy ones at a young age. We're so used to looking at those hard, round fake boobs that "pass the pencil test" and point to the heavens when women are flat on their backs that we are all horrified by any natural sagging. Of course they're going to sag! Natural tits are just fat over muscle, the heavier the breasts the more they sag.
IMO the tits are the only thing she has going for her. Her body is doughy-looking and toneless for someone so young, she has no discernible waist or ass and her face is tired and beat. MM was 15 years older and wasted when her photos were taken and she still managed to less beat than LL.
155. Nichole - February 18, 2008 4:32 PM
Too bad she looks like Madonna...
156. Nichole - February 18, 2008 4:32 PM
Too bad she looks like Madonna...
157. Nichole - February 18, 2008 4:32 PM
Too bad she looks like Madonna...
158. UGLY - February 18, 2008 4:37 PM
Man she looks UGLY!
This girl is smart, making her ugly cheap skanky self being compared to the goddess of hotness and beauty that was Marilyn Monroe.
I can only say this: Lohan is UGLY and disgusting, a cheap gross ugly skank, kinda like that ugly drunk booze and barf stinking desperate skank jumping on and trying to be all over every guy that she sees, yet every guy she jumps on gets horrified and makes this horror, disgusted face and tries to kick this ugly stinky skank as far away from him as possible. She looks like she smells like tuna left in the sun for a week scented STD'ed snatch. Her ghostly white pale freckled body is pretty damn gross too, as well as her ugly face. She has some really tiny nipples for someone who is a C cup man... some girls with B's have way much bigger nipples.
Lohan is just a desperate cheap stinky ugly skank. She is not skanky because she likes sex, but because she wants attention and being skanky is her only way to get it, since she's so ugly and eww. That's why she posed nude and let us all see her gross naked body, because she wants some attention. But let me tell you Lohan, you look like shit.
159. Victoria - February 18, 2008 4:38 PM
I suppose that's better than posing nude as Marilyn Manson.
160. smadgie - February 18, 2008 4:38 PM
Are we seeing a creepy foreshadowing of the events to come? I agree the pics are truly awful (especially the b&w) We all know how Marilyn ended up..... Lindsay's well on her way to the same end it looks like. Maybe she'll be #3...it always comes in 3's.
161. La Frascatana - February 18, 2008 4:48 PM
What the hell? Lindsay was probably the first stripper not to show teat in I Know Who Killed Me, she said she was an actress and didn't have to resort to nudity. Now she just throws out all her "principles" for some ugly photo shoot where the photographer is TRYING -- and succeeding -- in making her look like rampaging ass?
I'm going to assume this isn't the real Lindsay, but her twin.
162. lichi - February 18, 2008 4:57 PM
besides of the boobs she looks like a boy with a wig. Marylin had hips!! Lindsay has a boyish look to me!
163. lichi - February 18, 2008 4:57 PM
besides of the boobs she looks like a boy with a wig. Marylin had hips!! Lindsay has a boyish look to me!
164. LINDSAYSUCKS - February 18, 2008 4:57 PM
She's an ugly, freckly whore, and she is doing Marilyn Monroe an injustice.
165. pjfan281 - February 18, 2008 5:14 PM
still think her boobs are real? you're an idiot
166. Fred - February 18, 2008 5:15 PM
She's got so many freckles,she looks like she's rusting.
And I must say,those are the some tiny nipples she's got.
167. Mrs - February 18, 2008 5:17 PM
ther tits prolly look ok in the the dark
:-/
168. Thomas - February 18, 2008 5:25 PM
Usually, I'm happy to bash on LiLo, but her boobs? 100% real. They sag like real boobs, flatten out and to the side when she lies on her back like real boobs and if they were fake they would have redone her nips: Instead they're small, pale with no clear areola definition. They're sexy, real, any-other-girl-would-be-attainable boobs.
And the pencil test only works for guys who are queer and want to hit something that while technically female, resembles what they'd rather be hitting. For me, if the boobs can't hold a marker, they belong in the Itty-bitty-titty-committee.
169. minke - February 18, 2008 5:26 PM
What I like most about the original Marilyn/Stern photos is how joyful and fun Marilyn looks (esp. the photo with the yellow flowers where she's winking and biting her lip). She's sexy in those photos because she isn't necessarily trying to be. Whether or not she was acutally happy is besides the point.
In Lindsay's pictures, I see too much makeup and trying too hard; no fun, no joy, no personality shining through.
170. lulu - February 18, 2008 5:27 PM
The REAL, MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE Marilyn PHOTOS:
http://www.geocities.com/melaniumom/BertStern.html
171. bigoltitties - February 18, 2008 5:27 PM
these are so unflattering! she can be so beautiful but these pics? im embarassed for her. i would not have let the magazine run these pics.
172. D. Richards was sent to the salt mines (tragic/hilarious) - February 18, 2008 5:28 PM
Anthropology for Dummies was unfortuantely booked dick dicks. Sooo, I am tutoring you on Anthropology for Retards. Blonde hair is an attribute of the Germanic race. By and large our races have mixed and remixed over the millenia. Having blonde hair implies some Nordic blood but being a part does not mean you are wholly so. Mongrels we are here in this country of course.
Was that something you can sink your, ummm, "bite" into with your (ugh) gums? I am not trying to be, errr long in the tooth about this (poor slob).
173. awerawer - February 18, 2008 5:31 PM
awerawera
174. Thomas - February 18, 2008 5:31 PM
Usually, I'm happy to bash on LiLo, but her boobs? 100% real. They sag like real boobs, flatten out and to the side when she lies on her back like real boobs and if they were fake they would have redone her nips: Instead they're small, pale with no clear areola definition. They're sexy, real, any-other-girl-would-be-attainable boobs.
And the pencil test only works for guys who are queer and want to hit something that while technically female, resembles what they'd rather be hitting. For me, if the boobs can't hold a marker, they belong in the Itty-bitty-titty-committee.
175. kimmy - February 18, 2008 5:35 PM
her boobs are totally fake and saggy from having bigger implants and then replacing them with smaller ones during one of her hospital stays for "dehydration." and her nipples are sooo smalll. wtf?????? but her face is the worst. i swear i'm goinna quit drinking this very day after seeing this hag. holy shittttt!! dont do drugs people!!
176. kimmy - February 18, 2008 5:39 PM
oh yeah and 174, that's because they are under the muscle unlike the usual huge over-the-muscle implants you see on say pam anderson. doesn't mean they are real. i mean, just look at the proportions on the pic with the scarf. her stomach is flat and then out of nowhere these huge unnatural boobs appear.
177. Megina - February 18, 2008 5:40 PM
I'm sorry, she doesn't look good. In fact, she looks down right horrible.
178. jennifer - February 18, 2008 5:41 PM
Oh good Lord...I don't even know where to begin....they picked this no talent whore to pose as Marilyn Monroe?!?!?..she must be rolling in her grave right now. It's insulting. She doesn't even come close and she never will.
I am a HUGE Marilyn Monroe fan and this is just bullshit. Janet Jackson would have made a better MM....
179. LL - February 18, 2008 6:02 PM
I've seen the original photos and these ain't it, not really close. I think her boobs are real. They just don't have that "tennis ball shoved under the skin" look of fake boobs. She looks like a crack whore.
180. Kenny - February 18, 2008 6:04 PM
WTF?!?!?
The boobs are nice. Good size and all. What about those SAD looking Friggin' NIPPLES!? The girl has nice big tits with no damn nipples to speak of? She needs a nipple job in the very least.
What's the point of having a nice big set of knockers with no nice tittys to suck on?
She might as well have inverted nipples because what she has are absolutely useless.
181. musica - February 18, 2008 6:14 PM
I'm disappointed in her. I had no feelings of like or dislike towards her but this is the last thing I expected her to do. I feel that she completely degraded and lowered herself in this photoshoot. Her sex appeal just went out the window because now every guy with internet can see her naked
182. Jamie's Uterus - February 18, 2008 6:14 PM
Will she be putting on an orange one piece bathing suit, and doing the farrah fawcett poster next?
Lohan is no Marilyn, not even close. Maybe they could dress her up like Courtney Love - that would be a good match?
183. yehas - February 18, 2008 6:21 PM
eewwwwwwww Lindsay = Bitch !!!!!!
184. caljenna66 - February 18, 2008 6:35 PM
Shame on her for agreeing to do it (get over yourself, Linds), and shame on that photographer...not even remotely Marilyn-esque, just very sad and freckle-iciously gross
185. negron - February 18, 2008 6:43 PM
She has really ugly breasts.
186. Sigmund Frodo - February 18, 2008 6:44 PM
Anyone that thinks she had a boob job obviously has no clue about how real breasts look! You virgins ought to stop looking at those Playboys in your mommy's basement and find some real life girls with real breasts so you can tell the difference!
187. Famous Plastic - February 18, 2008 6:45 PM
While Lindsay does have nice (and real) boobs, I think the photos are tacky. Lindsay is not even close to Marilyn-esque. Lindsay's "sexy" is way too forced. And she has 12 year old boy hips...
188. Ghostface - February 18, 2008 6:50 PM
Its not that she looks bad or even ugly. Its that she looks average. Ask your average college chick to take off her clothes and you'll get something like you see in those pics. So the question is: Why does she get to be a celebrity? Oh yeah, and the freckles aren't that bad now but wait five years and she won't be able to pay people to look at pictures of her naked.
189. kimmy - February 18, 2008 6:51 PM
186, obviously you have no clue what breast implants look like when they are UNDER THE MUSCLE.
190. Nathiest - February 18, 2008 6:57 PM
These are some god awful pictures of ANYONE! The lighting, the makeup everything is just wrong. Lohan is a hot young girl and these god awful bad pictures make her look like she is pushing 60. yuck. pore girl.
191. kimmy - February 18, 2008 7:05 PM
since im tired of reading how her boobs are real when they are obviously 100% fake, here is a pic showing her surgery scar on her right breast
http://i27.tinypic.com/v2y9i1.jpg
192. bliss - February 18, 2008 7:05 PM
you are very stupid if you think those boobs are fake!
193. murderXmayhemXmadness - February 18, 2008 7:05 PM
I think this might be the worst she has ever looked. She looks better in her friggin' coked-out mug shot.
194. CJ - February 18, 2008 7:06 PM
She's also missing Marilyn's scar from an apendectomy...and freckles aside...she's very pretty. Photo touch up could have removed all the freckles and there would have been an outcry over 'touch ups'. Some people just like to hate.
195. sidrd - February 18, 2008 7:14 PM
She looks great - and that is all she is meant to do.
The dykes and homosexuals on this site will get that one day. Perhaps...oh yes...I see the four horsemen of the apacalypse approaching...
196. dude - February 18, 2008 7:16 PM
What, no bush? If she's trying to do the Marilyn thing, she should remember that back in the day those beautiful big tittied women also had beautiful big bushes. Ahhh...yeah, those were the days.
Besides, this would have been the perfect opportunity settle that "Firecrotch" business once and for all. She missed out.
197. Juaquin Ingles - February 18, 2008 7:21 PM
Ew.
198. lys - February 18, 2008 7:27 PM
She used to be hot. What the hell happened? I guess drugs aged her really badly the last couple of years...
199. pinkdate - February 18, 2008 7:29 PM
woo, her boots are so dirty!
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200. gotmilk? - February 18, 2008 7:32 PM
191, where is this scar you speak of?
seriously, there is nothing there.
201. kimmydsjkfviuhsdfui - February 18, 2008 7:34 PM
underneath her right boob (left in the pic). there IS something there
202. my comment - February 18, 2008 7:47 PM
Spotty freckles, thick waist, saggy boobs and a dragged out alcoholic face that says '50-year-old-Irish-Hooker-from-Long-Island.'
An insult to Marilyn's memory.
203. L.Linus - February 18, 2008 7:47 PM
I have the same complains as everyone else. Her nipple are almost non-existed, I like the freckles, no waist, wish she showed at least a little red hair on her pu**y. Overall looks, Marilyn is a ten she a two.
204. Eric - February 18, 2008 8:07 PM
On one hand, it's a naked redhead.
On the other hand, it's Lindsay Lohan. In a terrible wig.
My penis doesn't know what to do!
205. Binky - February 18, 2008 8:12 PM
Personally, Id rather see Linds try to reenact the 'War of 1812'
Maybe it's just me.
206. Bryan - February 18, 2008 8:39 PM
For the love of all that is holy and true, people. Don't look at the photos enlarged. Trust me.
207. Missystar - February 18, 2008 8:48 PM
Dayum, that is one used-up-looking tramp. Please, everyone, avoid the sun like the frigging plague. Or at least wear sunscreen.
208. ice dragon - February 18, 2008 8:53 PM
Hey assholes, she finally showing goods. You all complain when she not, and when she is. Make up you fucking mind.
209. fuck this - February 18, 2008 9:15 PM
Its finally out and wtf I mean its not looking good... hahahha is it me or is she not hot....
And the ones in black and white holy crap ... shes scarrryy
210. kelly - February 18, 2008 9:17 PM
she honestly looks to rough to be marilyn monroe...she just looks like a street walker who has coked up one too many times and thinks shes back in the 60;s
211. frecklybird - February 18, 2008 9:25 PM
what an ugly freckly bird.
212. D. Richards (Anthropologist-ist.) - February 18, 2008 9:28 PM
#172.. You really are an asshole; you missed the entire plot.
Sarcasm. Hey.
213. QueenBea - February 18, 2008 9:30 PM
Ive been waiting to see her tits for so long. Im not disappionted.
214. carolyn - February 18, 2008 9:33 PM
white freckled trash, Monroe was sexy
215. yuck - February 18, 2008 9:54 PM
You could hold A LOT of pens under those saggy sand bags. Why does she have NO waist definition. It's so funny how many of you think these pics are bad or unflattering. HELLO this is what she would look like in the morning if you woke up next to her. When she tans the freckles aren't as obvious but this IS Lilo. The aged nasty face is what happens when you are a smoking alcoholic, coke addict.
216. Craig - February 18, 2008 10:02 PM
Can You say yuck? Lohan is no Monroe! More like Fish roe! Waste of time!
217. Yuk-o! - February 18, 2008 10:04 PM
The Body freckles are F-U-G-L-Y!
218. craig - February 18, 2008 10:05 PM
More like Mufugly!
219. pinkangelmonkey - February 18, 2008 10:09 PM
I don't think they could have done any worse with these pictures!! They are horrible, Lohan looks Horrible!! And comparing her to Monroe.... not even close! Nasty , Gross, Disgusting.. they all describe these pictures perfectly.. I'm surprised someone hasn't poked there eyes out after seeing these. And to the men masturbating to them... sad sad sad.. go get laid! Thats just friggin pathetic!!
220. med - February 18, 2008 10:10 PM
RE: Blaise Bailey Finnegain III
FIRST!
Go fuck yourself.
221. Britt - February 18, 2008 10:10 PM
The last black and white, I love how you can see the wig line haha
222. CMAN - February 18, 2008 10:18 PM
#74 Your so right, she's a real "Ginger". My last girlfriend was also a "Ginger", trust me you don't want to see the freckled,red bumped crotch shots...
223. Dearest D. R. - February 18, 2008 10:22 PM
I promise to make the plot as soon as I die (I know hurry up). It is necessary for me to deny you respect and dignity so that I can maintain my "great enemy" archetype. I really am a stick of dynamite lit at both ends you see.
I maintain a herd of scapegoats, scapehorses, scapesheep. You get the picture. You unfortunately have the disprivilege of being my scapemetamonster.
(I really am that ignorant)
I only pick on those that can defend themselves, other than my usual mindless broadrange attacks at the holy and whory. I only live to continue dying.
224. DDelicious - February 18, 2008 10:34 PM
It just goes to show... Put a couple decent-size sweat sacks on a hideous troll and she gets compared to Marilyn Monroe. Yes, she's ugly. Inside and out. And she knows it.
225. wtf - February 18, 2008 10:45 PM
This is stupid! She has no SHAPE! Her body is a board! And her face is nothing like Marilyn's. And the wig looks horrible.
WHY BERTY, WHY?
226. iamlindseyslackofawareness - February 18, 2008 10:46 PM
I agree that these photos are awful. She still looks like she's been rolling around in the dirt, and quite frankly she bares no resemblance to Marilyn Monroe, even down to her tits. The sad thing is, on tv right now they're talking about these photos and talking about how "uncanny" the resemblance is and how "identical" she and Marilyn are. Which is total bullshit. But what this is doing is diminishing the actual beauty of Marilyn Monroe because all the tweens out there aren't going to know anything about her, her films, her awesome comic timing and her whole tragic story which heightens how beautiful she really was. Instead, they're going to think of good ol' Linds when they hear the name Marilyn Monroe. Other actresses have tried steal some Monroe thunder and copy someone who cannot truly be imitated. But they never received as much press.
But as someone said above, she"s showing off the goods on purpose now and not on "accident." I'm anticipating she'll soon be leaking a video her latest trip to the gynecologist and a coked out escapade with that Ronson chick in full on strap on gear and her oh so dapper Fedora hat. Can't wait!
227. So Very Sad - February 18, 2008 10:52 PM
Her eyes look like a concentration camp survivor's. I can't believe looking at them that she is still college-age. Wow, she's really burned to a crisp. She must have tried to get all of Peru up her nose.
She needs to go far away for a long time. Or she'll die soon, for sure. She clearly can't handle Hollywood.
228. The O - February 18, 2008 11:21 PM
What the fuck is up with everyone saying a corpse looks better. I seriously doubt 90% of you wouldn't bang her in a heartbeat. Saggy tits? You fuckers must have never seen real ones bigger than B's or you like your girls illegally young. And no freckles on her tits? Of course not if they aren't in the sun all damn day.
For the record, I don't like the wig or the lack of hips, and I've never thought she was gorgeous, but she's definitely not near as bad as you are all making her out to be. But what do I know, I'm sure you are all fucking Playboy bunnies tonight, right?
229. Jaan Kanellis - February 18, 2008 11:23 PM
Get rid of those stupid stars!
230. Jaan Kanellis - February 18, 2008 11:27 PM
I thought her nips would be better than that. Ice cubes next time please.
231. CHarles - February 18, 2008 11:32 PM
Hurray for the WIG in the last pic!!
¬_¬
232. CHarles - February 18, 2008 11:32 PM
Hurray for the WIG in the last pic!!
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233. Mama Pinkus - February 18, 2008 11:42 PM
that gal ain't even close to being Marilyn - not at ALL
234. Ted from LA - February 18, 2008 11:42 PM
Best in Show!!!
235. Ted from LA - February 18, 2008 11:46 PM
So here is the deal. Fake tits or real? Tough call. I just can't believe they accidentally airbrushed her nipples away.
Boss: "Remove the freckles."
Dumb Fuck: "Remove the nipples? Got it, Boss."
9-11 was an outside job.
236. asdru - February 18, 2008 11:50 PM
Way too many freckels and tiny little nipples. It is ridiculous to compare this drunk with Marilyn.
237. tumadre - February 19, 2008 12:15 AM
she looks more like Dana Plato than Marilyn Monroe.
238. Terri Lynn - February 19, 2008 12:29 AM
They should of used Rachel McAdams- she would of captured Marilyn. Not too mention to carries the curvaceous body of Marilyn not the boyish frame of Lohan.
239. Dick Richards (Foul.) - February 19, 2008 12:30 AM
#233. I know you.
You're anti-clone.
240. Son-of D. Richards - February 19, 2008 12:31 AM
#223*
Dick, you fucking bastard.
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242. AudizRule - February 19, 2008 12:56 AM
Marilyn Monroe wasn't perfect, but she is an icon of femininity and a hollywood legend. This boyish troll is not even a footnote. Hope she goes away soon.
By the way, I'm not sleeping with Playboy models, but these pictures do nothing for me.
243. M@RiVeLLe - February 19, 2008 12:57 AM
she needs more ass. and a waist.
244. EoR - February 19, 2008 12:59 AM
Hey...at least the pics are better than "I Know Who Killed Me"....even though I had expected something a bit more stimulating...and for the doubters, those are real. The sag is very natural.
245. fredsdeadbrother - February 19, 2008 1:01 AM
She is eat up with the freckles!!!!!!!!!!!!!
246. Lexoka - February 19, 2008 1:31 AM
She should be President, or something.
247. Lindsay - February 19, 2008 1:33 AM
FUGLY!!
Freckles YUCK! lindsay lohan yuck!
marilyn monroe was beautiful! i can't belive ahhhh
248. lindsay - February 19, 2008 1:36 AM
hat last pic looks like she's got a fucking man nipple! ew
249. Berzerker - February 19, 2008 1:37 AM
wow, I think Lindsay is hot as hell.
250. Mandi - February 19, 2008 1:42 AM
Nuh-uh, no. This is wrong on too many levels. And not because I am a chick and she is a chick, I can totally appreciate a hot lady when I see one, and I ain't seeing one.
Yiiick!
251. cook - February 19, 2008 1:54 AM
How can somebody that skinny still look fat and doughy?
252. cook - February 19, 2008 2:03 AM
Does she really think this is gonna re start her career? I see this century's Adrianne Barbeau when i look at these pics. Once you get tyypecast as a tramp that takes out the sweater meat for photo shoots you ain't getting those mayor movie roles, most you can aspire for is to be cast as "rim job sally" in "prison heat bitches 7."
253. Beady Eye Guy - February 19, 2008 2:49 AM
Didn't this tramp once say she wouldn't EVER do nudity? Uhhh, I guess it's easy to say that until you run out of money, your career is on the brink of ending and you are desperate for more attention.
Argh...
254. A. - February 19, 2008 2:50 AM
The photographer used lighting that is too harsh.
255. Long Island Bolt-On Cans - February 19, 2008 3:22 AM
SKINNY-FAT CHICK
256. Janine - February 19, 2008 3:47 AM
This is truly an insult to Marilyn Monroe. Hohan is a skanky coke whore, and I don't why I looked, but her nasty freckled body made me feel nauseous just looking at it. They could have used someone better, perhaps Scarlett Johanson? At least she is actually beautiful and curvaceous.
257. James - February 19, 2008 4:29 AM
I love this photo shoot. I think Lindsay looks beautiful.
258. Nikky Raney - February 19, 2008 4:49 AM
perk up a bit!
i love her though
no boob job there
259. Ginger - February 19, 2008 5:48 AM
I'm so disgusted by all these young celebrities even thinking they could hold a candle to the legendary Marilyn Monroe. The absolutely ONLY thing that Lindsay has in common with Marilyn is that they are both females. That is it. Marilyn had a warm, inviting glow to her that no modern celebrities have. She also oozed naturally with class, talent and inner and outer beauty.
Marilyn Monroe had more talent in her pinkie fingernail than Lindsay could EVER have.
260. Jeffrey - February 19, 2008 5:55 AM
Link to a site that lets you save the images and bypass the crappy slideshow!
Lindsay Lohan nude
261. Mr V - February 19, 2008 5:58 AM
I never thought Lindsay was ugly, I think she has beautiful breasts. I actually like freckles.
As some have pointed out, I am pretty shocked at how BAD this photoshoot is when a supposed professional was behind the camera. It really did emphasize her flaws and minimized her assets. The photographer should be getting the verbal beatdown in the comments section, not Lindsay.
262. drey - February 19, 2008 7:02 AM
like people said earlier: this is truly an insult to Marilyn! Lindsay looks OLD, her breasts are ugly, she's too thin.
doesn't just take a short blond wig to look like Marilyn!!
263. brisgirl - February 19, 2008 7:05 AM
It's embarrassing that she even thinks she comes near the beauty of Marilyn. Is his next project shooting Amy Winehouse as Audrey Hepburn?
264. liza - February 19, 2008 7:31 AM
but she doesn't look like marilyn at all... this is such a waste of time... marilyn's eyes are way better... lindsay's are like stressed eyes... yeah she got a great body, but the sophistication isn't there like marilyn had... probably scarlet johanssen can do it better than lindsay...
265. Taylor - February 19, 2008 8:59 AM
She looks high in most of these. You call that posing?
And talk about attack of the freckles. jesus.
266. toolboy - February 19, 2008 9:10 AM
Whateva... I see tittays!!!
All is right in the universe.
267. fred quimby - February 19, 2008 9:12 AM
great set of tits
268. damon runyan - February 19, 2008 9:17 AM
marilyn monroe talented? have you actually seen any of her movies? she was a totally overrated actress and a total skank who ended up ODing. Lilo is the perfect person to ressurect that persona.
269. Billy - February 19, 2008 9:26 AM
There is a God !!!... Stunning. Thank you for the posting.
270. Margucha - February 19, 2008 9:34 AM
she looks like a dude in the last photo
271. Tits McGee - February 19, 2008 9:35 AM
she really really does look OLD and DRY. like, mommy. but with too many freckles. She actually appears to need vaginal moisturizer. Poor kid.
272. Gerald_Tarrant - February 19, 2008 9:46 AM
I find the comments about Marilyn being hotter and all to be hilarious. Marilyn wasn't hot. She was a fucking train wreck. I think it's great that Lindsay did this. The pics look good, not great. I'd prefer to see something tailored for Lindsay, not trying to recreate a photo shoot of a tramp.
Omg, did I just say Marilyn was a train wreck and a tramp? She was the best actress ever and the hottest chick ever. She was great in Knight's Tale and she was the best part of 10 Things I Hate About You.
If Lindsay dies next week most of the people critisizing her will be the ones lamenting over her passing, since she is the best actress ever and the hottest chick ever, she was great in Knight's Tale.
273. MassGrrl - February 19, 2008 9:53 AM
Marilyn Monroe, she ain't. She doesn't have the old Hollywood, classic beauty.
But, she has a great set of tits! And I certainly don't mind looking at her naked bod.
274. RichPort - February 19, 2008 10:08 AM
Fine, I guess I'd have to fuck her if I was a Hollywood C rated star... I mean, because I'm charitable and shit.
That said, her being topless was as predictable as me saying I wanna have her massage me with her fun muffins.
275. MonkeyMan777 - February 19, 2008 10:41 AM
Feh. Nice tits, but that's about it. She's got no waist, no hips, no facial expression. Plus the freckles are kind of creeping me out. A little freckles okay, but a body covered in them? Y-ish. Geeze, implant those tits on a 14 year old boy and you'd get the same effect.
Someone who's MUCH better looking WITH clothes on than without.
276. Anal Fistula - February 19, 2008 10:44 AM
wow, tiny nipples!
277. Johny - February 19, 2008 10:59 AM
I think this is Lindsay's way of saying, fuck you Britney, I'm the tabloid queen! You know? Refocus attention on her after all this conservator bs.
When Britney flashed her apocalyptic Pandora's box, Lohan returned the favor (in the process she released at least 22 confirmed demons, including Jared, the Subway spokesman).
When Nicole Ritchie became a walking Billboard Advertisement for starving youth in Africa, LL quickly outdid her and traded in her trademark rack for a brand new uber-ribcage and set of chicken wings.
Anyway, the point is, if Britney wants to stay on top, which she clearly does, look for a sex tape release any day now--maybe featuring an all-star cast featuring the likes of K-Fed, Sam Fluffernutter-Sandwich, Adnan What'shisname, and Michael Jackson.
278. jtditto - February 19, 2008 11:07 AM
I'm just wondering. Those people who are posting the kind of hateful stuff about freckles. Would it be also appropriate to post that you don't like black skin? That black skin creeps you out?
I love ignorant generalizations
279. Violet - February 19, 2008 11:32 AM
If anyone's curious, I found the Marilyn Monroe shots:
http://www.pantherhouse.com/newshelton/bert-stern-marilyn-monroe-1962/
280. Trixie - February 19, 2008 11:32 AM
I think she looks totally homely. Look at picture 6, with the yellow flowers.....
Ewww...let me tell you...She WISHES she looked like Marilyn. She aint even close.
281. steve sloan - February 19, 2008 11:39 AM
this is a good example not every naked woman is a good looking woman.
she looks like a 50 year old woman. these pictures are an insult to marilyn monroe.
282. Malffy Hernandes - February 19, 2008 11:45 AM
UUUUGGGGGHHHHH! That's really bad.
283. Emzeee bob - February 19, 2008 11:50 AM
Oh my how ugly she is *shudders* the one with the yellow flowers is the worst skinkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
284. Bored - February 19, 2008 12:01 PM
She looks terrible! Her face is a wreck. Marilyn looked better at 36 than she does at 22. Plus, Marilyn actually looked like a woman. She had hips. LL looks like a boy with plastic boobs. An unattractive boy with plastic boobs. What nerve, to think she could out-Marilyn Marilyn. She's not even close.
285. Vince Lombardi - February 19, 2008 12:01 PM
"Even in this carefully staged photo shoot, Lindsay has a harsh coldness that Marilyn never had."
Old Dude, you hit it perfectly. MM was as comfortable in front of the camera nude as anyone has ever been - she relished it and the camera reflected that. LL looks like she's mailing it in.
286. lizbeth - February 19, 2008 12:06 PM
What grosses me out about Lindsey is not the fact that she has some freckles, but that they're all over her body (did you see her thigh in the one pic?!?) It's the kind of damage that is inflicted on your skin after years of abusing it by exposing it to the sun, tanning beds, etc. You're an idiot if you are a natural redhead with fair skin and let your skin get like that. And she's only 21?!? I work in skincare, freckles are DAMAGE to your skin. I'm not creeped out by people's natural skin color, I'm creeped out by what they do to themselves in an effort to become something they're not. Wear sunscreen.
287. steve aka Gorilla Butthole - February 19, 2008 12:14 PM
#287!! YEAH!!!
288. h - February 19, 2008 12:14 PM
She looks disgusting, fake and completely washed up. This is a disgrace!
289. suckmelohan - February 19, 2008 12:20 PM
She's an ugly looking bitch... and those tits?? Urgh.
290. md - February 19, 2008 12:36 PM
SERIOUSLY GGGRRROOOSSSSS!!!!!@!!!! nasty !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
291. heavenScent - February 19, 2008 12:37 PM
why yes I am a playboy bunny tonight LOL even Hugh Hef would have made a better resemblance. Seriously, this is a disgrace to MM, Anna Nicole "idolized" her and case in point, she OD'ed the same way. Not that I want them to, but why do none of these tramps ever emulate Liz Taylor or Audrey Hepburn etc? Even Bea Arthur looks less old....perhaps its really her mother in these shots, either that or the photog was blind as shit....like how she borrowed Brits old wig and some dollar store makeup....one things for sure, Aguilera's gonna be pissed!
292. murderXmayhemXmadness - February 19, 2008 12:43 PM
"jtditto - February 19, 2008 11:07 AM
I'm just wondering. Those people who are posting the kind of hateful stuff about freckles. Would it be also appropriate to post that you don't like black skin? That black skin creeps you out?
I love ignorant generalizations"
You're a moron. Having spotted skin and skin that has an even tone without spots all over it are obviously complete opposites. If you think people don't like freckles because they're brown, then you're the ignorant one here.
I love ignorant morons who turn everything into a racial issue. Twat.
293. MonkeyMan777 - February 19, 2008 12:50 PM
Re #292 Couldn't have said it better myself.
Now how does one make the mental leap from 'all over body freckles creep me out' to 'black skin freaks me out'?
jtditto is a Mental Midget.
294. andrew - February 19, 2008 1:06 PM
She looks like Heidi Montage, only uglier in these photos.
295. something - February 19, 2008 1:06 PM
damn. if nothing else, these photos should be given to small children as an example of what happens if you spend your entire life suntanning in a bikini.
gross.
296. crazyforu - February 19, 2008 1:08 PM
Those are some damn small nipples for such gigantic tits...photoshop...you do such amazing work.
297. WTB - February 19, 2008 1:46 PM
#154: I stand by my statement.
I'm a 29-year-old woman with natural, sizeable D-cups, and they do not sag. Any woman with natural big breasts who is:
a)under the age of 30;
b) has worn a bra at least semi-regularly since breast development;
c) has taken care of herself (ie not gained a whole bunch of weight and then lost it too fast), and;
d) hasn't had implants
should NOT be that saggy. Her boobs scare the crap out of me.
298. lookindamngood - February 19, 2008 1:48 PM
#286 - SPOT ON!!!!!!!!!! EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I stopped tanning after high school (i'm blonde hair, blue eyes, pale skin)!!! I don't wanna look 80 when I'm 40 thank you very much!!
299. Dashankmeista - February 19, 2008 2:25 PM
Delicious tatas but still ew.
300. Grunion - February 19, 2008 2:38 PM
On the bright side at least one of those freckles should go malignant any day now...
301. minitrucker - February 19, 2008 2:49 PM
well theres one thing that everyone before me on here has in common. You all are talking about her and for people that seem to 'hate" her you must be jealous and/or like her enough to say something about her because if you really didn't like her then why the hell are you on this site looking at the pictures talking all kinds of shit then? If you didn't "like" her then why were you so eager to find the site, look at the pictures, and say something about then?? If you don't like her then at least show some respect. No one is perfect and if you think you are "better" than someone else just remember this, shes the one making millions of dollars and the famous one and your not. So save all your crying off the net..
302. Titfucker - February 19, 2008 3:09 PM
Damn, she got some awesome tits.
303. mary jane - February 19, 2008 3:32 PM
YOU COULDN'T GET UGLIER THAN THIS! SHE BELONGS IN AFRICA! CHEETAH LAND! JUST HIDEOUS!! HOW DARE SHE POSE AS MONROE! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE A DEAD PERSON'S LIPS! PLAIN FUGLY HEAD TO TOE! AND SHE'S A SLUT! HAHA! SHAME! WORST BODY EVER! NO CURVES! STRAIGHT MANS BODY. POOR GINGA!!
304. phantomex - February 19, 2008 4:17 PM
she´s very ugly
305. Blech - February 19, 2008 4:22 PM
Well, Lohan has one thing going for her than Monroe doesn't...shes THIN!
Monroe makes Jennifer-L-Hewitt actually look like a size 2...
http://www.amoeba.com/dynamic-images/blog/Job/Marilyn-Monroe-oversized-postcard--.jpg
306. Igottabemeeee - February 19, 2008 4:30 PM
#301: I am here because I have no life. I resent you implying I am here because I like Lindsay Lohan.
307. Quase - February 19, 2008 5:59 PM
Ahhhhhh yes...Finally, we can see some skin (besides her va jay jay)
308. Solaera - February 19, 2008 6:00 PM
#154: I stand by my statement.
"I'm a 29-year-old woman with natural, sizeable D-cups, and they do not sag. "
I think you're full of shit.
309. jtditto - February 19, 2008 6:02 PM
I'm just wondering. Those people who are posting the kind of hateful stuff about freckles. Would it be also appropriate to post that you don't like black skin? That black skin creeps you out?
I love ignorant generalizations"
You're a moron. Having spotted skin and skin that has an even tone without spots all over it are obviously complete opposites. If you think people don't like freckles because they're brown, then you're the ignorant one here.
I love ignorant morons who turn everything into a racial issue. Twat.
293. MonkeyMan777 - February 19, 2008 12:50 PM
Re #292 Couldn't have said it better myself.
Now how does one make the mental leap from 'all over body freckles creep me out' to 'black skin freaks me out'?
....two geniuses...that's not a low flying plane going right over your head.
310. Ewww - February 19, 2008 6:21 PM
Shes sooo pale and gross! Pale people are UGLY
311. WTB - February 19, 2008 6:27 PM
#308... well I sure as shit won't be inviting you to check and see for yourself. :)
Sorry, it's the way things are. I apologize if that makes you feel bad or something, but that's the way the body works. Her breasts sag way, WAY more than those of a woman her age ought to. Not my fault!
312. Clem - February 19, 2008 6:42 PM
I think I said it best when I said "Lohan is an average looking girl with above average chesty bits" just now.
313. GatorGirl - February 19, 2008 6:49 PM
Her freckled body is a definite turn off... more airbrushing and it would have looked better.... Thank God is leading a better lifestyle.... kudos...
314. Jose - February 19, 2008 6:54 PM
Why couldnt they have done this with Kellie Pickler??
315. UNCLE NED - February 19, 2008 7:25 PM
Where's the angry, drunken, mad-at-the-world Lindsay that I love? She's been nurtured, she looks like she on ludes or something. Man, I hate these! Doesn't she understand it's her red hair that MAKES her fiery, it's her red hair that makes her pale skin and freckles look good. I hate these fucking pics!
316. UNCLE NED - February 19, 2008 7:27 PM
neutered...I meant to say "neutered"...man, these suck...
317. Booboo - February 19, 2008 7:47 PM
Sorry, but those are the photos of a 42 year old soccer mom from Long Island taken at the local Sears studio for her 26 year old boyfriend, Marco...
BTW- where are her hips....??
318. naomi - February 19, 2008 8:01 PM
she will never be as close to a marylin. lindsay is beautiful, but not marylin beautiful.
someone who represents a modern day marylin is scarlett johannsson. Not lindsay, sorry.
319. LiLoe - February 19, 2008 8:15 PM
poor girl is covered in those hideous freckles. GROSS.
320. FRT - February 19, 2008 8:29 PM
This is a travesty of a joke which has disgraced one of the world's most gorgeous women of all times in one of the sexiest photo shoots of all times. A word of fact...LiLo you never are and never will be anything like Marilyn Monroe! So you may as well start drinking again!
321. Erich Anderer - February 19, 2008 8:30 PM
I like her boy-like hips. Turns me on.
322. wtf - February 19, 2008 9:03 PM
her body looks like that of a 60 year old lady. fucking nasty.
323. meh - February 19, 2008 10:00 PM
This photographer should be ashamed. Especially in pic 6 (the yellow flowers) her face looks pretty busted up.
I'm no fan of lindsay, but these pictures don't do her justice at all.
324. KellyGirl57 - February 20, 2008 3:22 AM
LMFAO at #113
325. Pilatunes - February 20, 2008 9:13 AM
I'd still do her, wearing a condom...and a hazmat suit.
326. PINKYPOO - February 20, 2008 12:23 PM
OK I DIDN'T LIKE IT AT ALL! I DON'T THINK SHE HAS THAT GREAT OF A BODY, AND WAY TO MANY FRECKLES. I DIDN'T EVEN THINK SHE LOOKED VERY PRETTY. TO TAKE A CLASSIC LIKE MARILYN AND REMAKE HER WITH A LOSER LIKE LINSEY LOHAN,... COME ON.
327. marco - February 20, 2008 12:36 PM
man wtf??
she looks like she just got fucked big time! anyway, these pics look like utter shit. absolutely nothing like marilyn monroe.
oh and the dickhead photographer cant hide her freckles wit makeup. nice boobs though...
328. Yourfairytale - February 20, 2008 1:36 PM
Sorry to disappoint you, Lindsay, but you will never be anything even close to Marilyn.
And I'm a woman and I don't want blonde hair and blue eyes. I love my black hair and green eyes, tyvm.
329. Cage - February 20, 2008 1:44 PM
Nice breast nice, but ugly ass nipples, they kinda take it away, I don't like tiny almost transparent nipples, needless to say those freckles are a turn off as well. She looks horrific, the photographer sucks too. She's only hot if photoshopped and placed in the right pose, she doesn't have the nice hour glass shape Marilyn had. Both are classless, but at least Marilyn was ACTUALLY hot, no lie, no trick (surgeries don't count as trick though, I am talking about the usage of photoshop).
330. Maura - February 20, 2008 3:20 PM
Shouldn't they have chosen someone... oh I don't know, pretty?
331. feg - February 20, 2008 3:31 PM
she looks more like Dana Plato that Marilyn Monroe in these pics.
332. murderXmayhemXmadness - February 20, 2008 3:33 PM
I still can't get over how unbelievably gross she looks in every single one of these pics. She looks like a skank and she's not capable of looking "soft." All of her facial expressions are way too harsh. Her skin looks damaged and her hips are oddly shaped leaving her with curves in all the wrong places.
333. Alain - February 20, 2008 3:41 PM
.....She really looks bad. Really, really bad. No expression, terrible wig, so much wrong. Without makeup, she's really nothing special. Put on about 10 pounds and she might have some hips, but like this she just looks oddly thin but fat at the same time. Claims she did hundreds of crunches before the shoot too. The boobs, I'd say real since the whole shoot screams no makeup used or airbrushing and was taken on traditional film. In the last photo with the bad wig line, they defiantly rest like a real pair. All those years of wearing no bra really caught up with her, she's already got some sag that's a little much for her age, but still not terrible. Just go to deviant art and look at any female stock photo there and you'll see some nasty sag on younger girls.
334. ME - February 20, 2008 3:52 PM
Lindsay, your TITS ARE FUCKING HUGER THAN I IMAGINED. She looks fucking hot. I'd take some sag on a real tit than no sag on a plastic one ANY DAY.
335. Alyssa - February 20, 2008 4:44 PM
LINDSAY, you really just need to go back to your NATURAL RED HAIR b/c YELLOW against pale, freckled, transparent nipple, skin looks BAAAD. atleast when the hair was red she was CUTE but YUCK YUCK YUCK she is just sooooooooooo groooooooooosssss . . . . . . .and the freckles are never ending
336. Kristina - February 20, 2008 5:34 PM
Why are you people posting bad shit about her? Do these pictures really upset you that much? Then why are you looking at them in the first place! I would love to see you people put your pictures on here for everyone to see so that we can all judge your flaws because im sure you are all butt ass ugly. I think that Lindsay is absolutely gorgeous and that her freckles make her beauty. There is a reason she was voted most beautiful person...So stop hating because your JEALOUS!!
337. STORMY BLU - February 20, 2008 5:53 PM
Fuck this bitch. She is a disgusting excuse for a woman.
I just so happen to own the Original TIME magazine that is the 'last session' and it is timeless, and irreplaceable. And by no means, on Gods green earth is this drunken slut a worthy of attempting to duplicate THE Iconic blonde of all time.
338. STORMY BLU - February 20, 2008 5:53 PM
Fuck this bitch. She is a disgusting excuse for a woman.
I just so happen to own the Original TIME magazine that is the 'last session' and it is timeless, and irreplaceable. And by no means, on Gods green earth is this drunken slut a worthy of attempting to duplicate THE Iconic blonde of all time.
339. SMOKEY CHOKEZ - February 20, 2008 5:57 PM
ALL YOU FUCKERS EITHER GOT NO DICKS OR U PREFER DICK TO VAGINA. WONDER WHAT UR GIRLFRIENDS LOOK LIKE THEY MUST BE SUPERMODELS FOR ALL THE SHIT YOU TALK ABOUT LINDSAY BEIN UGLY. MAYBE ALL YOU FAGS DIDNT LIKE PICS BUT FOR US STRAIGHT MEN WHO LIKE PUSSY I AINT COMPLAINING. SO GO FUCK YOUR DADS AND TALK MORE SHIT U COULDNT HAVE HER IF YOU WANTED HER. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I GOTTA GO DRINK SOME BAILEYS. MMMMM CREAMY...
LOVE,
OLD GREG
340. Ariel Devaki - February 20, 2008 9:29 PM
Lindsay Lohan used to be my idol when I was a preteen, now it seems that all she is good for doing, is posting glamorous idiotic pictures of herself in order just for people to look at her.
"Why are you people posting bad shit about her? Do these pictures really upset you that much? Then why are you looking at them in the first place! I would love to see you people put your pictures on here for everyone to see so that we can all judge your flaws because im sure you are all butt ass ugly. I think that Lindsay is absolutely gorgeous and that her freckles make her beauty. There is a reason she was voted most beautiful person...So stop hating because your JEALOUS!! "
No one cares about her freckles, hell, her nude pictures are absolutley distasteful. They are not slutty, but stupid and pointless. Im into photography, and I have seen countless pictures of nude models who pull off their pictures tastefully. My eyes dont really wish to see another hollywood starlet that acts likes she all hot sh** and pull off in front of a camera. I would post 1,000 naked pictures of myself on the internet, but you know what? I'm not going to go through all that trouble just to get "that kind" of attention.
And my best regards to the photographer, who is supposedly "Legendary", Coungratulations, your camera lense is broke, I hope you fixed it!
And please people, Lindsay MAY be a "raving beauty" but she looks just like any other typical girl out there, shes just another rip-off madonna, we've all seen a famous white girl get in front of the camera and pull off her panties.
Good job lindsay, you have now proved to the whole world how un-original you are at taking good photography, I wonder if you view the whole world this way?
341. NicotineEyePatch - February 20, 2008 9:37 PM
Tits are real, end of story, stop trying to build a log cabin about it.
She looks like shit regardless and is a great reminder for all of you who have freckles and think tanning is the best way to mask them, Google 'dermatoheliosis'. Her skin looks like a naugahyde beanbag chair because she hated the way it looked. Now she looks forty. Too late for sandblasting.
Hey, 339, sorry about your downstairs mix-up, lol.
342. Cat - February 20, 2008 10:51 PM
is she that delusional???? she looks ike and induce vomit add
343. Cat - February 20, 2008 10:52 PM
is she that delusional???? she looks ike an add to induce vomitting
has no hips, is al "stained" and looks absolutely whorish
344. Cat - February 20, 2008 10:54 PM
is she that delusional???? she looks like an add to induce vomitting
has no hips, is al "stained" and looks absolutely whorish
sorry for the extra posts
345. Cat - February 20, 2008 10:54 PM
is she that delusional???? she looks like an add to induce vomitting
has no hips, is all "stained" and looks absolutely whorish
sorry for the extra posts
346. eleni - February 20, 2008 11:17 PM
For all the good it will do, everyone who hates freckles should remember that as with any skintone, you don't get to choose, you just have them and that's that. So fuck off! Also, I am a woman, and I have blue eyes and naturally blonde hair that I dye red (I hate my natural hair color). I also have freckles, so to whoever said blondes and feckles don't naturally go together, you need to step away from your internet porn with all its airbrushed fakeness and take a look around at real people. Well, whatever, most of you people are fucktards and assholes anyway so your opinions really count for shit. Don't bother responding to anything I've said 'cuz I won't be reading them. BTW, while Lindsay isn't as beautiful as Marilyn, she is a HELL of a lot better looking than 98% of you Fuck Ugly idiots out there.
347. Nella - February 21, 2008 12:03 AM
She looks freakin terrible. If anyone were to portray Monroe, it should have been Scarlett Johanson or whatever her name is. Lindsay looks nothing like her, has terrible looking boobs, and sucks in front of the camera. Her hair looks like shit, too.
348. RJ - February 21, 2008 12:29 AM
She has no hips at all, like a little kid and that's all I have to say about the body, everybody covered the boob part.. The photos are bad too though, like a kid that just got a new camera. It's kind of sad.
349. brooke - February 21, 2008 1:19 AM
First off I just want to throw in that I don't have anything against Lilo..She's pretty enough I guess. However, these picture of her are not good. 1. A natural redhead shouldn't be portraying MM. 2. Freckles are okay, but considering Lilo has so many you would of think the photographer would of downplayed that instead of inhancing them. I could care less if the photographer is supposedly legendary, because legend or not, these pics are not good. 3. If Lilo wanted to pose nude why didn't she just pose as herself, it would of looked better, I think. 4. if she was gonna pose nude a year or 2 later, then why did she put up such a fight not to be nude in her last movie, I know who killed me? That's just stupid...She looked so much better in I know who killed me than in this set of photos. If I were her after seeing them, I'd of done whatever I had to so they wouldn't be made public. Just my opinion. I'm not saying Lilo is ugly, I'm saying these pics are bad and that Lilo is average.
350. brooke - February 21, 2008 1:25 AM
Whoever said Lilo was their idol and asking why everyone is posting bad stuff about her. I think it's because when she first starting getting famous she seemed like a good person and was in nice family movies and then she let the fame go to her head. She started drinking and partying and sleeping around. She's been in rehab 3 times. She has done some crazy stuff, like her stupid letters that make her sound like a 5 yr old that have been made public and has pretty much became another hollywood skank. What is their not to make fun of? She is a pretty good actress, that is about all I can say in her behalf. She puts herself out there to be made fun of. How do you take someone seriously that wouldn't do a nude scene in her last movie, even though she knew it was called for when she signed the contract and then a few years later does nude photos? I can't speak for anyone else but besides her money their is nothing she has to be jealous of.
351. Sam - February 21, 2008 1:34 AM
She is really not cute..
she never was!
aun que la mona se vista de seda mona queda!
352. if-i-had-at-all - February 21, 2008 2:10 AM
she got my attention off her.
353. if-i-had-at-all - February 21, 2008 2:10 AM
she got my attention off her.
354. betty - February 21, 2008 7:23 AM
gorgeous
355. betty - February 21, 2008 7:23 AM
gorgeous
356. Elton John - February 21, 2008 8:23 AM
lyrics contest for you guys: come up with the lyrics for Elton John's new song about LiLo. Canned Ho in the Wind?
357. Mr. Papa - February 21, 2008 10:17 AM
I think these would be great breast if she was 45. A little too baggy for my taste.
358. MadMike - February 21, 2008 11:03 AM
Holy shit that is one U-G-L-Y broad!! Looks more like Marilyn Manson. Love the granny tits....NOT!!! Bleh, all those freckles. I can't look at this anymore or I'll go blind
359. BeavSeeker - February 21, 2008 12:15 PM
Holy shit, that's not even funny! Yuck...
360. Dolly - February 21, 2008 6:22 PM
She looks decent most of the time but these pics are awful. The melasma above her lips looks like a mustache. The hair and makeup are really bad (that wig! yikes Baby Jane).. I can't find a good thing to say. The lighting is god awful also. Just ick. But hey, she's naked I guess.
361. 1 Huge Cock - February 21, 2008 9:31 PM
Mmmmm, I wonder how wide her shaved pussy spreads? It's amazing just how many women are saying yuk, when the cold truth is, all you women want to taste and smell that slippery snatch. You fuckin lyin dirty holes. ;-)
362. Winos Fugrats - February 22, 2008 12:21 AM
She looks like an open can of spoiled last years fuck. Nice teats ruined by 10 year old boy nipple graft.
363. KMG - February 22, 2008 1:21 AM
http://www.geocities.com/melaniumom/BertStern.html
The above link are pictures from the original Last Sitting. Take a good look.
Now, look at this piece of crap Lohan did. Nowhere close!
364. Amy - February 22, 2008 2:37 AM
She looks dead, She use to be sooo cute.
365. Haha - February 22, 2008 2:29 PM
No one can compare to the great Marilyn Monroe. Why do they keep trying to recreate Marilyn with other celeb's. Lohan looks awful. Everyone pales by comparison.
366. karen - February 22, 2008 5:09 PM
she has freckles everywhere
367. karen - February 22, 2008 5:13 PM
aren't we boobless?
368. strangelove - February 22, 2008 5:17 PM
People seem to forget that Marilyn Monroe was also not particularly liked by people(other than those who wanted to fuck her), nor a good actress, in addition to the fact that she also was notoriously promiscuous. Much like Lohan.
However, I do agree that these photos are insulting to Marilyn. And anyone who thinks Lindsay is hot is blind. She looks like a 40 year old Long Island Soccer Mom. Skin damaged, used up, upturned nose and indented teeth. Not to mention her extremely unfuckable lack of hips(I may be alone, but I feel a woman should look like a woman and not an 8 year old boy with saggy tits). Meh.
And regarding the photographer... either his skills have degraded with age, or Lindsay is really just this bad at posing. She looks awkward, uncomfortable, strung out perhaps. Yucko;
369. Gerti - February 22, 2008 5:32 PM
Um, that chick is going to die of skin cancer. I can't say I'll be sad.
Monroe was at least pretty. Lohan is just easy.
370. Ryski - February 22, 2008 7:37 PM
Ive seen worse.. mmm tits :)
371. Jill - February 22, 2008 8:28 PM
This is a pathetic attempt at coming anywhere close to Monroe. I wish she would stop pretending like she is good at something other than binge drinking. Stop trying to make some sort of comeback, Lindsey. No one cares.
372. NormaJean - February 22, 2008 9:51 PM
Stopped looking at the photos after the second one.What a mess.Please,Lindsay,don't ever take your clothes off for the public again.
I only hope she wasn't paying the idiot photographer.The moron managed to emphasize every sad trait.Bad light,bad angles,bad subject.
If I had done this shoot,I would smash my cameras,then kill myself.
373. Guga - February 22, 2008 11:24 PM
Bitch looks stoned... Just like Marilyn was!
374. Guga - February 22, 2008 11:24 PM
Bitch looks stoned... Just like Marilyn was!
375. kiki219 - February 23, 2008 12:02 PM
To #71,
I agree, LL is nothing compared to MM. However, I happen to be a fan of both women, more of a fan of MM, and they do share some qualities (they both used drugs as a gateway out of their problems).
On the other hand, you are stupid for saying ..."On top of it back in the day they didn't have all the fancy lighting, plastic surgery, spa treatments, fake tanning and airbrushing techniques that they do today so this is actually pretty sad, I'm almost embarrassed for Lilo and her saggy tatas.", because they did have all of that stuff back then, minus the digital airbrushing. In fact, MM is a natural red head, she was skinnier than skinny when she started, and got a nose job (which, might i add, looks amazing and natural for how inexperienced they were back then), and an eye lift. not sure if she had a boob job.. but alot of women grow bigger boobs after gaining wieght. i love MM, but get ur facts straight b4 you start talking like an idiot.
376. ash - February 23, 2008 1:30 PM
I like how all of you who wrote comments on these images in a more than needed negative sense are probably Dorito feasting fatties or just plain painfully unattractive; wearing your designer clothes that you bought from TJMaxx, working as a manager at McDonalds and escaping your pathetic life via the internet and seeing what's posted on a celebrity tabloid forum. What better way to fix this than bash someone like a celebrity because they'll never know about it resulting in you being able to feel better about your meaningless, boring, ugly lives.
377. El Chinko - February 23, 2008 2:46 PM
pretty lame for nude shoot.
ahh, probably coz the subject's lame too, from all angles.
sorely dissapointed.
378. asdfdfdfg - February 23, 2008 8:55 PM
WHEN IS THAT BITCH GOING TO FIGURE OUT SHE LOOKS HORRIBLE AS A BLONDE?
STICK TO YOUR RED HAIR!
379. KitKat - February 23, 2008 9:13 PM
Dang...she gives a bad name to redheads. Does she just walk around naked in the sun all the time? Because that would explain the full-body freckles and droopy tits. If she would lay off the tanning she wouldnt look so nasty. She needs to embrace her fair skin like Nicole Kidman whose skin looks far younger than hers even though she's got almost 20 years on her. Well, it's probably too late for hers, it's already so damaged. I am redheaded and I am very careful with the sunscreen. She looks so aged because of it. And the blond hair doesn't help.
These pics are nasty but they do serve one purpose - heck, they make those of us whose Ds are still perky, who have some hips with our waists, and who have kept our red hair and taken care of our fair skin, feel damn good about ourselves.
380. Hurray - February 23, 2008 10:11 PM
I love these pics. It makes me feel so much better about my 37-year old body, ass, boobs and skin.
381. You Can Always Find the Follower of the Incompetent - February 23, 2008 10:34 PM
#126: "I am not trying to be offensive, but all women wish they have blonde hair and blue eyes and it is a fact."
I'm not trying to be offensive but the only ones who say that are those with ancestors actually following a shortie, son of a poor, incompetent bastard child who was too dumb to barely pass his low level education, filled with an inferiority complex, and had an unbelievable taste of mustache: Hitler.
He couldn't even get any woman before he had power so he had to fuck his half sister and resort to yet another incompetent, below-average-IQ girl, Eva Braun, who was so needy and desperate because no one else wanted her.
Somehow there are actually idiots who follow the beliefs of anyone who was genetically inferior, desperate, not to mention with the background of a social garbage, of what is considered superior.
What a pathetic fact.
382. Tracyt - February 23, 2008 10:36 PM
Get this ugly freckled bitch off of the internet. She is a disgrace to the classy, one and only, Marilyn Monroe.
383. brett - February 24, 2008 1:19 AM
Too freckley arms.
384. mafabo - February 24, 2008 8:38 PM
Well she is a pretty girl but I just don't think her body is in good enough shape to have done the photos. Her breast are sagging,even tho she has had a breast job several years ago. I mean she just looks flabby to me all over and her hands look reddish and kinda chapped looking.
385. kimmydsjkfviuhsdfui - February 24, 2008 9:44 PM
hi 126 i am a woman and i think blonde hair and blue eyes is the ugliest combination ever!! anything but that!
i wish i had black hair and blue eyes... now that's hot.
386. Abbey_Chase - February 25, 2008 2:56 PM
I'd rather see my mom pose naked then Lohan, uhhhhh
387. K. - February 25, 2008 7:37 PM
Lindsey's body is nasty. She is no Marlyn Monroe. I do not see how people think she's attractive. With all those nasty freckles, she should have thought twice about posing. Gross... Yuk... Eeeewwww... Barf...
388. Libby - February 26, 2008 11:11 AM
Okay, in all honestly... she looks horrible and she should never...never ever be compared to the great Ms. Monroe.
389. Libby - February 26, 2008 11:11 AM
Okay, in all honestly... she looks horrible and she should never...never ever be compared to the great Ms. Monroe.
390. james - February 26, 2008 3:30 PM
Eww, she's fugly, the picture are not that great, actully they suck, but if she believes that these "artistic" picturs can redeem herself from bein a dirty whore that's fine with me.
391. Anonymous - February 26, 2008 11:11 PM
Wow, after we take Scientology down, I think we should work on deleting these hideous photos from the Internet.
392. Annoyed - February 27, 2008 12:52 AM
A disgrace to Marilyn Monroe.
so disgusting
393. jc - February 27, 2008 12:53 AM
Her best work since Herbie!
394. Unique - February 27, 2008 8:09 AM
I can't believe this. These pictures are completely unflattering. Her posture is terrible, the wig doesn't look right...I can go on and on. I never thought she was attractive and this shoot only made me think less of her.
395. HAHAHAHAH - February 27, 2008 2:58 PM
A DISGRACE TO MM?!?! Are you kidding?! LL is EXACTLY like MM!
Plastic surgery queen, overrated actress, untalented drug addict...where is the disgrace part?!
50 years from now, when LL has died of an overdose, you same people will be furious that some new skank is trying to "live up to the untouchable amazing beautiful gorgeous Lindsay Lohan"
396. cayegirl - February 27, 2008 5:13 PM
Well for me ,this pictures of linsey are great, she look very very spectacular. so many of us would want to have her body and fame, altho she is a little out of control she still diserve some credit..
397. AP - February 27, 2008 5:47 PM
Marilyn had a beautiful hourglass shape.
Unlike Lindsey who is pretty straight up and down. Also her breasts look quite saggy for someone in their 20's
398. Marylin Not - February 27, 2008 11:43 PM
OMG .. WILL THE REAL MARILYN MONROE PLEASE STEP FOURTH ... HOW DARE THEY EVEN USE THIS GIRL IN AN ATTEMPT TO COMPARE HER TO ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WHO EVER LIVED .. MARILYN WAS STUNNING A TRUE LEGEND ..THIS TRASH WILL NEVER COMPARE OR COME CLOSE TO THE BEAUTY MARILYN MONROE POSSESED ... EWWW ... SHE LOOKS GROSS ... THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU JUST DON'T DO IF YOU WANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AND THIS IS ONE OF THEM .. SOMETHINGS ARE BETTER OFF LEFT ALONE .. THERE IS AND WILL ONLY BE ONE MARILYN MONROE GOD REST HER BEAUTIFUL SOUL ... WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO NEXT COMPARE KIM K TO RITA HAYWORTH ... THIS IS JUST AWFUL ...
399. Alice - February 28, 2008 6:27 AM
She is so sexy. She is dissolute, still hunting young sexy men on BillionaireFriends.c om.
400. raine - February 28, 2008 8:22 AM
i love lindsay, but she has a "horrible ass". i just put that in quotes because i said it like an englishmun
401. raine - February 28, 2008 8:22 AM
i love lindsay, but she has a "horrible ass". i just put that in quotes because i said it like an englishmun
402. raine - February 28, 2008 8:23 AM
and she needs vaginal bypass surgery
403. Jane - February 28, 2008 1:23 PM
She looks like me when I was 12! Like a damn little girl. UGLY!
404. Peggu - February 28, 2008 1:27 PM
CAN YOU SAY FRECKLES? EWWW!!!
405. Mingin' Dog Bitchez - February 29, 2008 7:47 AM
I'm no expert, but I think the pictures look really amateurish... And the wig is awful. These photos really don't do her justice.
The original pictures are a lot better. Marilyn was stunning. She photgraphed beautifully.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/10009172@N05/2075582511/in/set-72157603339921123/
Freckles aside, I think Lindsay has a great body.
Her cans are enormous, I really didn't think they were that big.
406. Mingin' Dog Bitchez - February 29, 2008 7:51 AM
401, an "englishmun" would say "arse"
An "ass" is a donkey.
407. Heyjeer - February 29, 2008 11:57 AM
LL is not ugly fugly gross or whatever.
But she is no more a Mariyn Monroe than any other big boobed woman in a blond wig is.
This photo shoot was just tiresome. And I can not think that it will do Lohan's carreer any good.
About the boobs. She did have implants early on but had them removed. She naturally has larger breasts and got the implants put in when she was young and unfinished. Stupid move.
I do not understand the fascination wih all these car wrecked starlets who have so little talent to begin with, and then blow it away and are reduced to nude and cooter shots.
408. Ani - February 29, 2008 6:53 PM
god.... I like to remember Marilyn how she was... not any fake plastic copies and "even try to" things... let Marilyn be what she was... and remember her like that... all fakes... " nice try - don't work"...
409. Rick Savitch - March 1, 2008 6:06 AM
Someone should show her pictures of Diablo Cody(i don;t care naked or dressed) AND Scream in her face"LOOK BITCH THIS YOUR FUTURE IF YOU DON;T STOP THIS SHIT!!!"
Tough love,people!
410. suzanna - March 1, 2008 6:49 AM
too freckly. you think they coulda photoshopped that out along with all her other imperfections.
411. differet12 - March 1, 2008 9:04 PM
u g l y you ar enot hot.
412. Sam - March 1, 2008 10:09 PM
OH NO..
These are HORRIBLY unflattering!! UGGHH!!
EWW...
Ew!
413. Kit - March 2, 2008 1:39 AM
Sorry Lindsay, but I don't find flabby, freckly boobs, no curves, and fat arms attractive.
Can you even move your hair?
That last photo makes you look like an old lady head attached to a pre-pubescent little girl body.
I think I died a little inside.
414. Reno - March 2, 2008 1:44 AM
153....
Fake boobs don't sag like that. See how flat her boobs are? Those're real.
415. booby - March 3, 2008 11:25 AM
I, too, puked in my mouth a little. I cannot believe she was chosen to pose as Marilyn Munroe...yucko
416. Never Mind - March 3, 2008 4:30 PM
I am glad that Stern saw Lindsay's real qualities.
(IMO, she has twice the class that MM never had... That's right, it's not a typo. MM was a sometimes-likable and, I am sure, good-hearted whore.)
But judging by the photos, I wonder... was he just trying to seize the opportunity that he let pass with MM who was drunkenly offering herself to him?
(Read the bios!)
And all this talk about LL's "sagging breasts"... yes, they are - but have you seen Marilyn's? No wonder she didn't want them to be published.
But most of all I just wanted to correct those who wrote about the "inexistent" or "inexperienced" plastic surgery back in the stone age of the 1950s...
Plastic surgery started in earnest during WW I (that's 1914-1918), to correct the horrible injuries, burns and disfiguration that were the result of warfare.
If you think THAT's less difficult than correcting perfectly healthy body parts so that can look a bit more shapely, think again!
So you see, plastic surgery experts were in no way "inexperienced" before the advent of the 1950s Hollywood. That's not only offensive to those highly expert pioneers, but just plain ridiculous.
No offence, anyone.
417. ellen - March 4, 2008 3:42 AM
She is so gorgeous. But I am very cucious. Why did she post her profile on a celebrities and wealthy website named
"wealthydater. com".. What is she looking for there?
418. ellen - March 4, 2008 3:42 AM
She is so gorgeous. But I am very cucious. Why did she post her profile on a celebrities and wealthy website named
"wealthydater. com".. What is she looking for there?
419. ellen - March 4, 2008 3:44 AM
exciting photo. i also saw her photo put on the site called WealthyDater.com, really! is she want to find a rich man?
420. ldjfksd - March 4, 2008 8:21 AM
http://i29.tinypic.com/muzb6a.jpg
you do the math..
421. jimmy - March 4, 2008 3:50 PM
that's absolutely and uncontroversially fugly, actually double F for emphasis, FFUGLY!
422. KrushR - March 5, 2008 6:11 PM
If served it, yes, I would hit it.
I would NOT go out of my way or put forth effort to hit it.
The freckles counteract the way-hot tits, making her a 5.6.
Take off 2 points for having a face that is 15 years older than she should, then another half point for not having curves at all and we're back to a barker.
423. S-Dog-7 - March 6, 2008 12:17 AM
Lindsay Lohan is so hot in this pictorial. She looks like a Cheetah. Is that the one with the spots? I picked it up at the Tire Store while I was waiting for my rental truck and started looking at it. I asked if I could go to the bathroom and look at it. They said the ceiling caved in and they couldn't let anyone use it. But I could go next door to Wendy's. That's so trashy. I live in a trailer, man, not the projecs.
Who's hotter, Marilyn or Lindsey? I had have to pick Monroe, but she's dead, so I'll take Lindsey. OMG I'd take her. At least for 5 minutes, if that long. The next celeb gossip I want to hear about is her carrying my baby. If anyone talks to her, tell her to call me, 1-800-OLD-DUDE-LIKES-HOT-INTENSELY-FRECKLED-YOUNG-STARLET-FOR-NIGHT-OF-DRUNKEN-ALL-NUDE-WRESTLING.
424. ringo - March 6, 2008 8:21 PM
I had rather do Sally Jesse Raphael. Now Scarlett Johanson?.....that's HOT!
425. baby_STD - March 6, 2008 9:00 PM
Hot body with Nude. BUt can people at STDromance. com like it/
426. Sally-Anne - March 7, 2008 1:11 AM
She is fucking ugly. Not even plain. Really fucking ugly. That coupled with her mediocre talent really baffles me why she has such a successful career. Vile cunt.
427. trixie jones - March 7, 2008 2:04 PM
194, but she did have her "appendix " *cough implants* removed, remember???
428. Ocean - March 10, 2008 5:28 AM
She looks hideous. The makeup, lighting and poses are so wrong and her obviously fake breasts sit awkwardly on her boyish body. This tribute to Marilyn is an awful joke and the photographer should know better.
Pre- Mean Girls, Lindsay was a natural B cup but we know her mother is to blame for the implants.
After all, anything to further her daughter's 'career'.
Scarlett would do a better tribute than this, she's a natural and hot hourglass with an amazing pout. But then again, she's not desperate for publicity like Lohan....
429. Steve - March 12, 2008 8:50 PM
YUCK!!!! Yuck! YUCK!!!
Even with all her plastic surgery!!
I didn't expect much, but I didn't think she'd look THAT bad!!
Give it up Lindsay! You could never, EVER even dream of being as gorgeous and charming as Marilyn! DON"T BOTHER!
430. Erica - March 12, 2008 9:10 PM
There is a silence while all this is happening.. lots of comments from men about sexual inuendos and if they are "real".. but the women aren't quite speaking. We know.. we feel.. the huge difference. In her own right Lynsay has her OWN beauty and I pray one day she realises this and then uses that power of knowing her own unique talents to show us that side of herself. Until then, it is Norma Jeane who knew herself in that way, was not ashamed, and was happy and almost tickled to tease the world with something so simple.
I did want to say something though to the girlies out there.. if I may. I'm sorry girls.. there is only ONE Marilyn Monroe.. her name was Norma Jeane Mortensen and she was WAY before your time. She carved out the ground that you now play on with your barbies, and paid for it. I say SIT the F down and leave Marilyn be. Paris is not Marilyn. Madonna is not Marilyn. Anna Nicole is not Marilyn. Britney is not Marilyn. Lynsey is not Marilyn. Please Stop it already!!! Leave it be, stop saying she reincarnated herself into you! If you want to be a legend then MAKE YOURSELF ONE don't outright STEAL from someone who came before you.
....WAY before you!
431. BeebopnRocksteady - March 16, 2008 8:55 PM
Blaise Bailey Finnegain III--another internet tough guy
432. BeebopnRocksteady - March 16, 2008 8:55 PM
Blaise Bailey Finnegain III--another internet tough guy
433. ronald mcdonald - March 25, 2008 6:06 PM
dam she's hot!
434. ronald mcdonald - March 25, 2008 6:07 PM
dam she's hot!
435. Beach Goer - April 9, 2008 3:24 AM
wait im confused... is she covered in sand here? if not she looks absolutely disgusting.
436. MY - April 14, 2008 5:12 PM
Anybody seen this?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/05/village-voice-co_n_90031.html
437. diana - April 14, 2008 5:23 PM
she looks worn out.
438. Ashlynn - April 18, 2008 7:36 PM
She looks soooooooooo hot !!!!!!!!!!!!! Shes so cute and sexi!
Wit those pink nips!
439. ebo - April 28, 2008 7:26 AM
YIKES
440. kilamara - May 3, 2008 9:09 PM
Lindsay Lohan Breasts Nude Video!!! It's really worth seeing! Lindsay Lohan Monroe!!!
http://yetmorefun.net/mov.php?v=Lindsay_Lohan_Breasts_Nude_Video
441. Derek - May 14, 2008 2:38 PM
Your tits look good, everyybody is so used to seeing all these fake tits they don't know what real ones look like. So just ignore everybody and just keep on lookin good with your nice tits
442. Frecklesarehott - June 10, 2008 2:48 AM
Why are so many people all upset about the freckles!? Freckles = Amazing!!
443. Zee - June 11, 2008 6:54 PM
I can not believe she, Lindsay Lohan, would be compared to Marilyn Monroe. The lokeness is not even the same. Marilyn, blonde, beautiful, Lindsay, dark, sad.
444. rbCelebrity - July 3, 2008 6:56 PM
Is this Lindsay or her mom?
445. rbCelebrity - July 3, 2008 7:13 PM
Is this Lindsay or her mom?
446. rafiul islam - September 22, 2008 1:04 AM
no momment.......
447. mikael christiansen - October 9, 2008 5:04 PM
A little art risk images with which I should not be anything to give sexuell thoughts
448. Anosyperson - October 20, 2008 12:40 AM
oh shit! legendary photographer???wtf!!
she looks like a tranny in the black and white pics....BAD PHOTOGRAPHY
plus lindsay lohan is annoyingly unattractive anyway
449. FANNY - November 19, 2008 9:35 PM
I WON'T SLEEP ANYMORE AFTER SEEING THIS SHIT :*
450. hogemister - November 30, 2008 7:33 PM
She would be so much hotter if she was still a red head
451. Katie - February 13, 2009 8:30 PM
ew