Feb 26 2008Ben Affleck and Jimmy Kimmel have intercourse
During his post-Oscars show, Jimmy Kimmel aired his rebuttal to Sarah Silverman's hilarious video "I'm Fucking Matt Damon." What you're about to see is the star-studded video for "I'm Fucking Ben Affleck." And, seriously, this thing has everybody: Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Robin Williams, McLovin and classically-trained Josh Groban belting out the chorus which for some reason cracked my shit up. It also unfortunately has Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz, so my apologies. Anyway, enjoy.

Reader Comments
1. ashley - February 26, 2008 2:02 PM
love love love jimmy kimmel
2. FRIST!!! - February 26, 2008 2:02 PM
I saw this yesterday. It made me LOL!!!!!111
3. second! or third! or 99th! - February 26, 2008 2:03 PM
woot!
4. pointandlaugh - February 26, 2008 2:13 PM
I loved that video too. hilarious!
5. Gerald_Tarrant - February 26, 2008 2:14 PM
2 of Hollywood's fugliest celebretards. I hope Conan does an "If They Mated" segment.
6. Dishy - February 26, 2008 2:17 PM
What rhymes with buttfucker?
7. Jeezy - February 26, 2008 2:24 PM
Pete Wentz is the biggest fag around these days. What a homo.
8. sg - February 26, 2008 2:30 PM
I'd still rather be f-ing matt damon
p.s. which one's the bottom?
9. Wrench - February 26, 2008 2:30 PM
I laughed, I cried, I flipped my shit. Josh Groban wins about a hundred bagillion cool points (I rounded up).
10. Iceman - February 26, 2008 2:30 PM
This is old news, why bother posting if it is on every other website around
This is a great site but no point posting if its older than 24 hours
11. Vince Lombardi - February 26, 2008 2:34 PM
Like this is news? Kimmel, schmimmel.
In 1964, there were rumors that Jim Ringo was fucking Ben Affleck. I didn't need YouTube to show me what a distraction that was going to be to the rest of the team, so I traded Ringo to the Eagles for Lee Roy Caffey and a draft pick.
Therefore I have no doubts that Ben Affleck is being fucked by someone. He's a star-fucker. All that BS about him and Jennifer Garner? Nonsense. She's fucking Verne Troyer.
12. Skimia - February 26, 2008 2:36 PM
I love jimmy kimmel. I saw his profile with some photos on millionairefriends.com, where celebrities, pro athletes, beauty queens and wealthy singles are there. The profile looks sincere and attractive.
13. Word - February 26, 2008 2:43 PM
I didn't see Ashlee Simpson but I did see Cameron Diaz, who I hate just as much.
14. FRIST!!! - February 26, 2008 2:49 PM
#9, oh is THAT who that was??? I couldn't figure it out. Thank you!!
15. BEN AFFLECK VIDEO - February 26, 2008 2:52 PM
BEN IS FINALLY IN A VIDEO THAT HAS A LOT OF CELEBRITIES IN IT..
IT WAS SO FUNNY SEEING HARRISON FORD BLOWING A KISS TO BEN AND JIMMY.. BEN WAS BORN IN 1972 HE WASN'T EVEN BORN IN 1962.
16. BEN AFFLECK VIDEO - February 26, 2008 2:52 PM
BEN IS FINALLY IN A VIDEO THAT HAS A LOT OF CELEBRITIES IN IT..
IT WAS SO FUNNY SEEING HARRISON FORD BLOWING A KISS TO BEN AND JIMMY.. BEN WAS BORN IN 1972 HE WASN'T EVEN BORN IN 1962.
17. Ashley - February 26, 2008 2:54 PM
Ben Affleck looked different, like I dunno...Younger, maybe. Maybe thats the secret to youth, a man making love to a man...lol. Lance Bass was in there too hehe. I LOVE GUERRIMO!
18. Ashley - February 26, 2008 2:54 PM
Ben Affleck looked different, like I dunno...Younger, maybe. Maybe thats the secret to youth, a man making love to a man...lol. Lance Bass was in there too hehe. I LOVE GUERRIMO!
19. FRIST!!! - February 26, 2008 2:55 PM
Oh, I guess if I would have actually have read the post I would have known that. I'm retarded today..
20. meh - February 26, 2008 2:57 PM
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'm not sure which I thought was more funny, but both of them are hilarious.
21. Mrswentz - February 26, 2008 2:57 PM
How funny is THAT?.....Petey looks so hot, though. And everyone fucks everyone in Hollywood......this is not news.
22. Mrswentz - February 26, 2008 2:57 PM
How funny is THAT?.....Petey looks so hot, though. And everyone fucks everyone in Hollywood......this is not news.
23. Auntie Kryst - February 26, 2008 3:06 PM
@11 Coach you got that all wrong. Jennifer Garner is diddling around with Tarkenton. I guess ol' Bud is really pissed, but no one can really read his expression. Thought that would make you happy.
24. Vince Lombardi - February 26, 2008 3:13 PM
Hey, #15 (*sniff* reminds me of Bart Starr, Auntie):
First off, congrats on just getting your first computer internet hookup and finding "The Fish." We're all impressed how you trolled your way in here. Now shut up.
Second, just hit the button ONCE.
Third, stop shouting. No one cares that you can only type in caps. Grow up.
Lastly, I said 1964, not 1962. Jeezus.... Kimmel should be fucking YOU, you putz! And were you not a troll, you'd know it was part of a running gag. Guess what else? My name isn't really "Vince Lombardi!" That's part of the gag, too! But you're too busy name-dropping about how funny everyone is to GET IT.
Go back to NickJr.com, you turd.
25. Vince Lombardi - February 26, 2008 3:21 PM
Tarkenton used to run around like Jimmy Kimmel and Ben Affleck **were** trying to fuck him. Man, I hated that guy. Now Joe Kapp.... there was a man. Hell, *I* might even fuck him. IF I could ever get him on the ground, that is. (Is it gay to say that about another guy if you really respect him?)
Bud's face was the Anti-Vince. I couldn't play poker with him (except I could hold the card in the gap in my teeth - big hit with the cheerleaders!), because Bud had no tells. He once beat Iron Eyes Cody in Hold 'Em. He looked shitty in purple, though --- errr, Bud, not Cody.
26. Main - February 26, 2008 3:30 PM
Did anyone else see that they copied "We Are The World"? They even had Huey Lewis in it!!!!
Wow, I think I am old.
Still loved it. Funny as hell.
27. jesse - February 26, 2008 3:45 PM
That was fuckin genius. I didn't really like the "I'm fucking Matt Damon" video, maybe because a girl that looks like a man fucking a man is somehow more disgusting to me than a man fucking a man. It's definitely less confusing.
28. redsonja1313 - February 26, 2008 4:17 PM
I love ALL FOUR OF THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOth videos still crack me up with repeated viewings !!
29. yaniv - February 26, 2008 4:27 PM
whats the metter with the american TV
that beep everytime someone says fuck if fucking rediculess..
almost making that beep a dirty word- in 20 years from now
they"ll have to say "fuck" everytime someone will say beep- get a grip and post the real virsion of that song without the peep- at least for the internet viewers
30. It's me Fuckers - February 26, 2008 4:54 PM
#4 The answer is "TCLTC"er .
I also saw this yesterday and I still laughed until my quim quivvered... oh, wait... that's from Brad's appearence. It was still funny as fuck though (not bleeped out).
31. fourdollarwater - February 26, 2008 5:02 PM
talk about unoriginal
32. emily - February 26, 2008 5:10 PM
Jimmy Kimmel is a megadouche but this is pretty funny.
P.S. Ben Affleck has the fattest fucking bucket head I've ever seen.
33. Quinn - February 26, 2008 5:18 PM
The beep is the funniest part.. without a beep it'd be lame.
34. MrS - February 26, 2008 5:41 PM
34th Bitches!!!!!
35. Jenna - February 26, 2008 5:48 PM
that is so much better than the sarah silverman one! LOL!
36. SlowMonkey - February 26, 2008 5:52 PM
Josh Groban is definitely hot for doing this.
37. Sally - February 26, 2008 6:43 PM
This is not nearly as funny as Sarah Silverman's... I have to say, I'm disappointed, Kimmel.
38. Snoodle - February 26, 2008 7:05 PM
When Josh Groban showed up with his power ballad-ness I lol'd SO hard XD PERFECT.
39. Matt - February 26, 2008 7:07 PM
Kinda late on this aren't you?
In related news Anna Nichole Smith died.
40. JagedNS - February 26, 2008 7:29 PM
hate Kimmel in general but that was fricking funny. love the fucking Matt Damon one too.
to those posting "kinda late" comments....who gives a fuck....you aren't fucking Damon or Affleck so shut the fuck up. :D
41. Jawesome! - February 26, 2008 7:46 PM
I think the greatest moment of the video was when Huey Lewis showed his face.
42. Kimberly - February 26, 2008 8:06 PM
That's hilarious. I can't believe how many people were actually in this stupid video to rebuttal sarah's video. I fucking love this hahaha
43. Bryce - February 26, 2008 8:18 PM
I dont normally comment on anything, but that my fellow readers, IS HALARIOUS! It seriously made me laugh out loud. Who said celebrities dont have time to have fun ey?
44. Pegasus - February 26, 2008 8:50 PM
Hahah this one totally tops the first one lol
45. Dr. Sleuth - February 26, 2008 8:56 PM
Find out who YOUR boyfriend/girlfriend is f*cking!
www.whataretheydoingonline.net/121/
46. oakling - February 26, 2008 9:11 PM
This is the best faux couplefight ever. I hope Silverman comes up with another countervideo that's even better!
47. kdollarsign - February 26, 2008 9:36 PM
I wonder what Jimmy Kimmel, Sarah Silverman, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Robin Williams, Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Robin Williams, McLovin, Josh Groban, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will do next!
48. Steve - February 26, 2008 9:55 PM
JIMMY KIMMEL SUCKS DONKEY BALLS.....
He probably really is fucking Ben Affleck. Those two were made for eachother.
Even my mom hates Jimmy Kimmel
49. Kim Johnson - February 26, 2008 10:12 PM
Old news - it was funny yesterday.
50. JD - February 26, 2008 10:59 PM
I've watched this over and over and I still don't see Ashlee Simpson!! Where is the beotch?
51. LAgal - February 27, 2008 1:21 AM
okay, it's not ashlee simpson people. it's cameron diaz.
52. Passed - February 27, 2008 3:34 AM
jimmy kimmel is my favorite. But he is found at the celeb site millionairecupid.com. His fans found him there with many nice pictures posted. Not sure if he is also seeking some girls there.
53. Kim Johnson - February 27, 2008 8:15 AM
Ashlee is not in the video......maybe he just wanted you to watch it over and over looking for her.
54. Kim Johnson - February 27, 2008 8:15 AM
Ashlee is not in the video......maybe he just wanted you to watch it over and over looking for her.
55. Asston Kutcher's vagina - February 27, 2008 11:29 AM
You have to be areally secure couple to stage a giant fight that involves a gay affair. Still I can't figure out which affair is the gay one because Sarah Silverman seems all man to me yet, Ben affleck seems all woman even though he and Jimmy appeared to be a gay "male" couple so I'm confused.
Anyway this makes me think Jimmy and Sara are like the only happy couple in Lala Land. I guess it's true what they say "uglies have better, happier, longer, lasting relationships" (it's a scientifically proven fact).
56. Supervixen - February 27, 2008 11:31 AM
Jimmy Kimmel is --not-- funny.
57. Jen - February 27, 2008 1:43 PM
Many of the actors were in movies with Matt. Brad Pitt and Don Cheadle were in Oceans 11, 12, and 13 with Matt. Of course Robin Williams was in Good Will Hunting with Matt and Ben. I'm sure there are more connections, but those 3 right off the bat caught my eye. I absolutely loved it! I can't wait to see if they post Matt's reaction to it.
58. anon - February 27, 2008 3:56 PM
It's also not Harrison Ford blowing the kiss. It's Mark Harmon.
59. Marissa - February 27, 2008 6:16 PM
Sarah has to fight back with "I'm fucking Matt Damon AND Ben Affleck."
60. sisie - February 28, 2008 10:51 PM
wo, nice film !
61. jack - February 28, 2008 10:53 PM
what's it really about !
I dont think I v known it clearly ~
62. Comedy NOT Politics - March 3, 2008 6:19 PM
This is was entertainers SHOULD be doing. STAY out of politics and make me laugh!!!!!