Feb 15 2008Bai Ling arrested for stealing batteries
Airport police arrested actress Bai Ling (Lost, Revenge of the Sith) after she stole two celebrity magazines and a pack of batteries from a gift shop at Los Angeles International Airport (mugshot above), according to the AP:
The items had a total value of $16, said Sgt. Jim Holcomb of the airport's police department. The 41-year-old actress was detained by a store employee who summoned police, Holcomb said.
First rule of celebrity shoplifting: Steal something big. That way, when you get busted, people don't go, "Damn, what an idiot." If you're caught boosting a Ferrari, that's totally understandable and, also, hardcore. Stealing batteries? Everyone thinks you're crazy. Or an emotionless robot like in Star Wars. What was its name? Oh yeah; Hayden Christensen.
UPDATE: E! News reports Bai Ling blames "huge problem of breaking up [before] Valentine's Day." I guess she just needed the warm fuzzy feeling of ganking some Duracells. It all makes sense now.

Reader Comments
1. nope - February 15, 2008 9:29 AM
she looks rough. better as a freak.
2. IKE - February 15, 2008 9:29 AM
FIRST!!!
What??? No nipple slip??
3. yuri - February 15, 2008 9:29 AM
shame
4. akldllie - February 15, 2008 9:34 AM
she is cute. I just found her profile on the celebrities and wealthy club "MarryMillionaire.com". she posted the same photo there. did you see it?
5. sweet jesus - February 15, 2008 9:36 AM
Why the hell do you need to steal BATTERIES when you have millions of fucking dollars? I hate celebs.
6. monkeyfightclub - February 15, 2008 9:37 AM
makeup can do amazing things
7. sicasso - February 15, 2008 9:37 AM
Nice Band-Aids. Must've gotten 'em free from the methadone clinic.
8. britneyspearssucks - February 15, 2008 9:37 AM
OMG...britney spears steals a lighter and gets away...and im sure a lot else... of course a C list celebrity like bai ling actually gets charged for stealing batteries and no slap on the wrist like crazy britney. i don't care how nuts she is...kissing her psycho ass is not going to do her any good
9. p911gt10c - February 15, 2008 9:45 AM
batteries for her vibe maybe? I mean, she did just break up.
Oh, and #2, you're a loser.
10. Hayden C - February 15, 2008 9:48 AM
Without makeup she looks like a man! Could she be a trannie? Shows you what make up can do. Next time I'm pounding a Chinese prostitute, I'll keep in mind she may be 41-years and may look like Bai Ling. Fucking makeup!
11. D. Richards (Surgeon.) - February 15, 2008 9:48 AM
It's obvious that Mr. Ling stole batteries because the ones in his seven inch pink dildo -- it's a really suave number: huge head, ribbed shaft, four man-fingers thick -- were dead; it was to be a long, long flight back to Beijing.
12. Lipper - February 15, 2008 9:54 AM
Energizer bunny just keeps on coming and coming...
Anyone good woman knows you just get "one" thats recharges itself!
PPFFT!
13. gyfhhgj - February 15, 2008 9:58 AM
It's all a gimmick, nobody in their right mind would steal batteries while being a millionaire. It is simply for media attention. To entertain the very brainless zombies that feed on this crap. Get a soul!
14. Dude - February 15, 2008 9:59 AM
there are some evil people in this world ( yes, i'm talking to you Bin Laden and you Celine Dion) but this is just WEIRD.
blaming a breaking up ??? to steal batteries ??? I see a movie script in the writtings
15. Auntie Kryst - February 15, 2008 10:00 AM
Wow, I really did not need to see her without makeup. Regardless, I'm glad she's keeping it crazy. Otherwise she wouldn't be the odd duck I love. Peking duck that is HAAAY OOOO!
16. Guy - February 15, 2008 10:02 AM
Breakup huh? Better get some batteries for the dildo
17. Kingsley Amis - February 15, 2008 10:04 AM
For a Mag Lite-sized vibrator
18. haa - February 15, 2008 10:04 AM
hate this ugly fag
19. Oprah's Gorilla Butthole - February 15, 2008 10:13 AM
Hang her. For the good of all mankind.
20. pirhan - February 15, 2008 10:16 AM
Those pictures of her with the eye makeup and red nails are down right scary. Parents! Cover your children's eyes!
21. havoc - February 15, 2008 10:18 AM
Tranny......
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22. Racer X - February 15, 2008 10:21 AM
This what you DON'T want to see before breakfast.
23. blahblahblah - February 15, 2008 10:25 AM
Don't know who she is, but she's damn ugly. I read on "MarryMillionaire.com" that she smells like rotten fish all the time and might possibly be a transsexual. Check it out.
24. robert doosh - February 15, 2008 10:29 AM
i wonder who will be BAILING her out of jail?
see what i did there?
25. Jaffo - February 15, 2008 10:30 AM
Isn't this the guy from Barney Miller? I thought he was dead?!
26. MamaSan - February 15, 2008 10:40 AM
Stupid gook want sucky sucky.
27. sportsdvl - February 15, 2008 10:46 AM
She's not a millionaire, she's a B-List actress who barely works. But, I'm sure she (he?) could've still afforded batteries.
But, the real thing is - isn't it amazing what makeup can do for someone! Wow, she's fugly!
oh, #2 - you are a loser. As big of a loser as Mr. Ling.
28. RichPort - February 15, 2008 10:50 AM
For five dolla she do more..?
29. caljenna66 - February 15, 2008 10:56 AM
lmao @ 24 - good one
As for her, I wonder what magazines Yoko was stealing.
30. LadyJane - February 15, 2008 11:17 AM
I sucky sucky five dollah?
31. masterless - February 15, 2008 11:19 AM
she was in Revenge of the Sith? wow and here I thought she was famous for waxing Steve Carrells chest in 40 year old virgin.
32. RichPort - February 15, 2008 11:22 AM
They were for her dildo. Cut her some slack.
#24 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
33. Not Ling Ling (But just as broke) - February 15, 2008 11:23 AM
I make minimum wage, and I can still afford batteries. Ever hear of the dollar store Ling?
34. toolboy - February 15, 2008 11:23 AM
"You guys think you're above the law. Well, you ain't above mine. "
-Steven Seagal, Gift Shop Security
35. RichPort - February 15, 2008 11:29 AM
#35 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
36. Jackie Chan - February 15, 2008 11:34 AM
She's the inspiration for my new recipe, "Noodle Droop Sadly with Bailing."
37. pete - February 15, 2008 11:36 AM
Even the more feminine Asian trannies look a little rough in harsh lighting. At least that's what Jimbo says.
38. The Beer Baron - February 15, 2008 11:42 AM
Wow, what a difference makeup makes. Dude looks like a lady. Or vice verse.
39. sameshitdifferentyear - February 15, 2008 11:45 AM
Looked a lot better in Lost.
Damned good actually.
Shows how important regular use of shampoo and cosmetics is for a gal.
I remember she had purple eyes in something she was in.
Was that star wars or something?
40. Famous Plastic - February 15, 2008 12:02 PM
I'm sure she just did it for the attention. She is such an attention whore...
41. 23apples - February 15, 2008 12:04 PM
I like that she puts her makeup on all slanty in order to accentuate her Asian eyes.
42. rotter - February 15, 2008 12:16 PM
Bile Cling is lying about her age- she's really 41!!
43. Secret Squirrel - February 15, 2008 12:31 PM
They didn't tell you it was Lithium batteries and she was all out of crank.
She was trying to suck the Lithium out of them in the bathroom
44. Secret Squirrel - February 15, 2008 12:37 PM
Those eyes ..... where have I seen that eye make-up before .......................
AMY WINEHOUSE !!!
Bi Ling means Baby Winehouse in english !!!
There's no denying the family resemblence .... look at those eyes !!!
45. Giant nose disgusting - February 15, 2008 12:39 PM
She is nasty looking in my opinion and skinny - no ass, tits etc. Who is this whore?
Bai ling - awesome My Douche!!!
46. herro - February 15, 2008 12:41 PM
Oh herro, rook at my hugery sranted eye. I wear make to make even more sranted.
Yeah....she's not japanese, I know...but the chinese language makes me want to melt the ice shelf and flood the world.
47. Mystress Jade - February 15, 2008 12:50 PM
#34 Masterpiece of the day. Hats off to you.........................
48. snarf - February 15, 2008 1:01 PM
She looks like a dude in the mugshot.
49. sally - February 15, 2008 1:04 PM
Why do all asians look the same without the makeup, hair and other enhancements? She is HELLA FUGS and looks like a man. Please prosecute this whore and send her back to ching chong land.
50. Mrs. Swan - February 15, 2008 1:13 PM
She looka like a man.
51. lys - February 15, 2008 1:52 PM
She looks good FOR HER AGE. Most girls would kill to look even 1/2 as good when they get over the hill. If she was pear shaped and white I bet more women here would love her. A lot of you white girls feel threatened by Asian girls -especially the fat white girls (which is most of them in America these days). I guess it makes the ugly fat girls feel better to say a skinny woman is boyish or a tranny. Just keep telling yourself that while you stuff your pie holes with all that ice cream ha ha ha
52. Voracious - February 15, 2008 2:00 PM
She is very tight and toned and her face has barely a wrinkle.
But as a girl who likes girls, I don't find her attractive. I sorry I just like girls with meat on their bones.
53. Anonny - February 15, 2008 2:46 PM
It's not fair that Miss Ling's mother gets thrown in jail for her crime. Homegirl isn't a minor.
54. PINKOP - February 15, 2008 2:56 PM
She Looks like one of them CHINESE FISH VENDORs at a Beijing Fish Market...."Thu Doulla Pishhh"
55. EuroNeckPain - February 15, 2008 3:11 PM
I like the mugshot face much better than the other pictures. She has a pretty mouth.
I disagree with you people and I happen to enjoy looking at a 40 year-old woman who has not been butchered by liftings and collagen and botox. She is naturally wrinkle-free and it must be a shock to you American women who start bloating and getting wrinkles at 30.
56. juliebeanpie - February 15, 2008 3:17 PM
#24, buh-dump-bump (actually it was pretty witty)
#51, you have some SERIOUS anger issues. Did white girls make fun of you? Sorry if they did. I wouldn't have.
I feel so much better about myself seeing this lady "au natural", (even though I'm a skinny white chick)....
57. Xenophobia - February 15, 2008 3:41 PM
"au naturel", andouille.
58. justifiable - February 15, 2008 4:32 PM
In May, wasn't she gonna marry some guy in Vegas that she'd just met a few days before? Pretty sad if he took her for all she had, even battery and magazine money.
59. IKE - February 15, 2008 4:46 PM
#9, and #27, I can't be surprised that she didn't find a way to expose her nipple AGAIN?? She shows those things more than.......hmmm, more often than you post interesting comments. :)
As for the "loser" comments...well, you're just hatin' it that I posted quicker than you.
:)
Damn Slowskys. Always grumping about something.
60. LOL - February 15, 2008 5:39 PM
#56
juliebeanpie?
You think about food even when creating a user name? Typical she-ape... How about JulieAteTooManyPies? :p "skinny white chick?" I call BS on that. You might be skinny for a white chick these days and weigh in at 165 pounds at that ha ha ha ha. When you are in bed scratching that fat ass and wondering why your bf left you, he'll be with a woman that actually turns him on ;)
61. triman - February 15, 2008 8:58 PM
Ok, y'all need to stop saying that Bai Ling starred on Lost because it was just one fucking episode!
62. xxx - February 15, 2008 11:16 PM
disgrace to asians.......
fugly.
63. sharpeidude - February 16, 2008 3:28 AM
Fucki, sucki and schmoke cigarette in da puschie! She give you wat you wan't...long time! Fifteen dolas each.
Numba ten.....fifteen dolas bouquo money! FI DOLAS!
64. Janine - February 16, 2008 6:29 AM
Wow, I can't believe crazy is 41, plus she looks like a totally different person without makeup. Maybe she stold the batteries for her vibrater, she was probably single and horny. Those things do go through batteries damn fast.
65. Melissa - February 16, 2008 11:38 AM
Shes ugly without makeup..... and with makeup.
66. lambman - February 16, 2008 12:45 PM
poor Bai, I like her quite a bit actually. She is sexy and can be a good actress, aslo she's batshit crazy but in a fun way like a nipple slip in a bizzare outfit and getting arrested for stealing batteries. Not crazy in a drug addiction putting her kids in danger and wearing fishnets kind of way.
67. lila - February 16, 2008 2:53 PM
Touche' #7!!!
68. squid vicious - February 16, 2008 6:11 PM
cant stop the copper top,those airport shops ream you brutallly.shes was most likely thinking eff these peeps im not paying the price for that and five finger discounted them.plus all you cappers see what you look like at 41.the average american at 41 looks like a sack of turd dough.i dont like or dislike her.i do like those jump to attention nippies she has though.
69. I forgot it - February 16, 2008 10:52 PM
I would have taken her into the back room, had her remove her top and blow me. Then I would have let her take anything she wanted and leave.....with my man goo across her face and nips
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71. someone - February 17, 2008 7:19 PM
Wow...I actually used to think she was really pretty, and now I realize it was literally *all* in the makeup. I was also shocked to read that she was 41, but after seeing this picture, it all makes sense.
72. pitty - February 17, 2008 9:07 PM
Poor girl. She just broke with her boyfriend she met on millionaire&cleb dating site R i c h C u p i d s.com. this might be the reason...
73. belinda - February 18, 2008 3:55 AM
Why is it every time there is a thread with an asian woman, some jackass never fails to make some thai hooker or military "sucky sucky" reference? Oh right, because all us asians look alike and work as hookers, right? That must be why!
she is fucking disgusting! i only know her from the worst dressed lists.. this is probably the best thing to happen to her so called career lol
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74. Lara - February 20, 2008 4:19 AM
I thought celebs like her get paid for going to an opening of an envelope. I guess I was wrong.