Feb 15 2008Bai Ling arrested for stealing batteries

Airport police arrested actress Bai Ling (Lost, Revenge of the Sith) after she stole two celebrity magazines and a pack of batteries from a gift shop at Los Angeles International Airport (mugshot above), according to the AP:

The items had a total value of $16, said Sgt. Jim Holcomb of the airport's police department. The 41-year-old actress was detained by a store employee who summoned police, Holcomb said.

First rule of celebrity shoplifting: Steal something big. That way, when you get busted, people don't go, "Damn, what an idiot." If you're caught boosting a Ferrari, that's totally understandable and, also, hardcore. Stealing batteries? Everyone thinks you're crazy. Or an emotionless robot like in Star Wars. What was its name? Oh yeah; Hayden Christensen.

UPDATE: E! News reports Bai Ling blames "huge problem of breaking up [before] Valentine's Day." I guess she just needed the warm fuzzy feeling of ganking some Duracells. It all makes sense now.

Photos: Splash News

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she looks rough. better as a freak.

FIRST!!!
What??? No nipple slip??

shame

she is cute. I just found her profile on the celebrities and wealthy club "MarryMillionaire.com". she posted the same photo there. did you see it?

Why the hell do you need to steal BATTERIES when you have millions of fucking dollars? I hate celebs.

makeup can do amazing things

Nice Band-Aids. Must've gotten 'em free from the methadone clinic.

OMG...britney spears steals a lighter and gets away...and im sure a lot else... of course a C list celebrity like bai ling actually gets charged for stealing batteries and no slap on the wrist like crazy britney. i don't care how nuts she is...kissing her psycho ass is not going to do her any good

batteries for her vibe maybe? I mean, she did just break up.

Oh, and #2, you're a loser.

Without makeup she looks like a man! Could she be a trannie? Shows you what make up can do. Next time I'm pounding a Chinese prostitute, I'll keep in mind she may be 41-years and may look like Bai Ling. Fucking makeup!

It's obvious that Mr. Ling stole batteries because the ones in his seven inch pink dildo -- it's a really suave number: huge head, ribbed shaft, four man-fingers thick -- were dead; it was to be a long, long flight back to Beijing.

Energizer bunny just keeps on coming and coming...

Anyone good woman knows you just get "one" thats recharges itself!

PPFFT!

It's all a gimmick, nobody in their right mind would steal batteries while being a millionaire. It is simply for media attention. To entertain the very brainless zombies that feed on this crap. Get a soul!

there are some evil people in this world ( yes, i'm talking to you Bin Laden and you Celine Dion) but this is just WEIRD.

blaming a breaking up ??? to steal batteries ??? I see a movie script in the writtings

Wow, I really did not need to see her without makeup. Regardless, I'm glad she's keeping it crazy. Otherwise she wouldn't be the odd duck I love. Peking duck that is HAAAY OOOO!

Breakup huh? Better get some batteries for the dildo

For a Mag Lite-sized vibrator

hate this ugly fag

Hang her. For the good of all mankind.

Those pictures of her with the eye makeup and red nails are down right scary. Parents! Cover your children's eyes!

Tranny......


.

This what you DON'T want to see before breakfast.

Don't know who she is, but she's damn ugly. I read on "MarryMillionaire.com" that she smells like rotten fish all the time and might possibly be a transsexual. Check it out.

i wonder who will be BAILING her out of jail?

see what i did there?

Isn't this the guy from Barney Miller? I thought he was dead?!

Stupid gook want sucky sucky.

She's not a millionaire, she's a B-List actress who barely works. But, I'm sure she (he?) could've still afforded batteries.

But, the real thing is - isn't it amazing what makeup can do for someone! Wow, she's fugly!

oh, #2 - you are a loser. As big of a loser as Mr. Ling.

For five dolla she do more..?

lmao @ 24 - good one

As for her, I wonder what magazines Yoko was stealing.

I sucky sucky five dollah?

she was in Revenge of the Sith? wow and here I thought she was famous for waxing Steve Carrells chest in 40 year old virgin.

They were for her dildo. Cut her some slack.

#24 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I make minimum wage, and I can still afford batteries. Ever hear of the dollar store Ling?

"You guys think you're above the law. Well, you ain't above mine. "
-Steven Seagal, Gift Shop Security

#35 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

She's the inspiration for my new recipe, "Noodle Droop Sadly with Bailing."

Even the more feminine Asian trannies look a little rough in harsh lighting. At least that's what Jimbo says.

Wow, what a difference makeup makes. Dude looks like a lady. Or vice verse.

Looked a lot better in Lost.
Damned good actually.
Shows how important regular use of shampoo and cosmetics is for a gal.

I remember she had purple eyes in something she was in.
Was that star wars or something?

I'm sure she just did it for the attention. She is such an attention whore...

I like that she puts her makeup on all slanty in order to accentuate her Asian eyes.

Bile Cling is lying about her age- she's really 41!!

They didn't tell you it was Lithium batteries and she was all out of crank.
She was trying to suck the Lithium out of them in the bathroom

Those eyes ..... where have I seen that eye make-up before .......................

AMY WINEHOUSE !!!

Bi Ling means Baby Winehouse in english !!!
There's no denying the family resemblence .... look at those eyes !!!

She is nasty looking in my opinion and skinny - no ass, tits etc. Who is this whore?
Bai ling - awesome My Douche!!!

Oh herro, rook at my hugery sranted eye. I wear make to make even more sranted.

Yeah....she's not japanese, I know...but the chinese language makes me want to melt the ice shelf and flood the world.

#34 Masterpiece of the day. Hats off to you.........................

She looks like a dude in the mugshot.

Why do all asians look the same without the makeup, hair and other enhancements? She is HELLA FUGS and looks like a man. Please prosecute this whore and send her back to ching chong land.

She looka like a man.

She looks good FOR HER AGE. Most girls would kill to look even 1/2 as good when they get over the hill. If she was pear shaped and white I bet more women here would love her. A lot of you white girls feel threatened by Asian girls -especially the fat white girls (which is most of them in America these days). I guess it makes the ugly fat girls feel better to say a skinny woman is boyish or a tranny. Just keep telling yourself that while you stuff your pie holes with all that ice cream ha ha ha

She is very tight and toned and her face has barely a wrinkle.

But as a girl who likes girls, I don't find her attractive. I sorry I just like girls with meat on their bones.

It's not fair that Miss Ling's mother gets thrown in jail for her crime. Homegirl isn't a minor.

She Looks like one of them CHINESE FISH VENDORs at a Beijing Fish Market...."Thu Doulla Pishhh"

I like the mugshot face much better than the other pictures. She has a pretty mouth.
I disagree with you people and I happen to enjoy looking at a 40 year-old woman who has not been butchered by liftings and collagen and botox. She is naturally wrinkle-free and it must be a shock to you American women who start bloating and getting wrinkles at 30.

#24, buh-dump-bump (actually it was pretty witty)

#51, you have some SERIOUS anger issues. Did white girls make fun of you? Sorry if they did. I wouldn't have.

I feel so much better about myself seeing this lady "au natural", (even though I'm a skinny white chick)....

"au naturel", andouille.

In May, wasn't she gonna marry some guy in Vegas that she'd just met a few days before? Pretty sad if he took her for all she had, even battery and magazine money.

#9, and #27, I can't be surprised that she didn't find a way to expose her nipple AGAIN?? She shows those things more than.......hmmm, more often than you post interesting comments. :)

As for the "loser" comments...well, you're just hatin' it that I posted quicker than you.
:)
Damn Slowskys. Always grumping about something.

#56

juliebeanpie?

You think about food even when creating a user name? Typical she-ape... How about JulieAteTooManyPies? :p "skinny white chick?" I call BS on that. You might be skinny for a white chick these days and weigh in at 165 pounds at that ha ha ha ha. When you are in bed scratching that fat ass and wondering why your bf left you, he'll be with a woman that actually turns him on ;)

Ok, y'all need to stop saying that Bai Ling starred on Lost because it was just one fucking episode!

disgrace to asians.......
fugly.

Fucki, sucki and schmoke cigarette in da puschie! She give you wat you wan't...long time! Fifteen dolas each.

Numba ten.....fifteen dolas bouquo money! FI DOLAS!

Wow, I can't believe crazy is 41, plus she looks like a totally different person without makeup. Maybe she stold the batteries for her vibrater, she was probably single and horny. Those things do go through batteries damn fast.

Shes ugly without makeup..... and with makeup.

poor Bai, I like her quite a bit actually. She is sexy and can be a good actress, aslo she's batshit crazy but in a fun way like a nipple slip in a bizzare outfit and getting arrested for stealing batteries. Not crazy in a drug addiction putting her kids in danger and wearing fishnets kind of way.

Touche' #7!!!

cant stop the copper top,those airport shops ream you brutallly.shes was most likely thinking eff these peeps im not paying the price for that and five finger discounted them.plus all you cappers see what you look like at 41.the average american at 41 looks like a sack of turd dough.i dont like or dislike her.i do like those jump to attention nippies she has though.

I would have taken her into the back room, had her remove her top and blow me. Then I would have let her take anything she wanted and leave.....with my man goo across her face and nips

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Wow...I actually used to think she was really pretty, and now I realize it was literally *all* in the makeup. I was also shocked to read that she was 41, but after seeing this picture, it all makes sense.

Poor girl. She just broke with her boyfriend she met on millionaire&cleb dating site R i c h C u p i d s.com. this might be the reason...

Why is it every time there is a thread with an asian woman, some jackass never fails to make some thai hooker or military "sucky sucky" reference? Oh right, because all us asians look alike and work as hookers, right? That must be why!
she is fucking disgusting! i only know her from the worst dressed lists.. this is probably the best thing to happen to her so called career lol

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I thought celebs like her get paid for going to an opening of an envelope. I guess I was wrong.

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