Feb 22 2008Ashton Kutcher did get my birthday present

I am just a bit curious...Why his profile was found on millionaire dating site 'BillionaireCupid dot com' last week? I will check it again.

FIRST YOU STUPID ASSES

Wow. I always look at this site and think how stupid all the "FRISTS" crap is, but when it came down to it...I just did it...and was overly obnoxious at that...

He is a playboy. I just saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "WealthyRomance.com" . I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.

honestly, who would really care if these people got hepatitis a? i, for one, would not.

Looks like some like the ass to mouth...........

Man, I cannot BELIEVE that he's stuck with Demi for this long, the woamn must TRULY be the best fuck in the world. This guy could be banging 18 yr olds on a nightly basis. She probably takes it up the ass

why does Rumer Willis' face look like an ape testicle?

and why is this human douche wearing some ridiculous ascot?

wow, standing in between ashton and rumer sure makes you look old!

Shudder... so, is the Hep-A scare here because people are actually getting it, or because someone handling food has it?

If it's the second, I'd guess this is more of a precautionary thing... if the first.... ugh, fecal matter in the drinks. *shudder*

@8 hahaha, great fucking line!

I think it looks like an art project in high school, like the self portrait clay sculptures that never really get finished

@8 I'm not sure it's an ascot. Look at the pattern. Looks like he's just wearing his kafaya (sp?) around his neck. Douchefucker is a part of some arab sleeper cell. Someone inform Homeland Security.

I think it was "The Annual Douchy Cracker, Pimp Wannabee, Bring Your Ugly Big Chinned Hos Convention." Ah it's funny, you can tell which hos are higher ranking by how much fur they are wearing, esssentially Rumer Willis is the LOWEST rankig ho posssible (see how she's carrying the fur of some other non pictured ho like the unwanted servant ho she is). The funny thing is Ashton, pimp wannabee that he is, is actually a pro ho himself, his pimp, of course, is non other than Bruce Willis. Ashton's clients include Wilmer Valderama, Danny Masterson, John Mayer and Wilmer Valderama (he's a demanding little guy).

P.S. I love how super tanned Demi is, it makes her look so desperate. She's just trying WAY to hard to hold onto her youth and sex appeal. Newsflash old ho they're ain't nothing to hold on to anymore it' GONE, gone baby gone.
RIP Striptease Demi
It'll never be the same for you (but, at least you got those ridiculous silicone bags reduced).

rumer looks incredible!

Oh good Lord, Demi Moore has ruined what used to be one fine piece of manmeat. And I sense that even Ashton himself is starting to realize that he's married to an old, washed up woman who could be his own mother. I even sense that he is realizing that he has turned into a whipped douchebag husband, but just doesn't know a way out. I can hear the clock ticking on their relationship. The bloom is surely off the rose. Oh, and how cute, potato head decided to join them for the evening.

Hepatitis A-ok.

/I'd hit Rumer
//I like big girls
///3 slashies!

Hmm, could be a cover up. Pam Anderson has Hepititis....

Oh, and #2,3, you're a loser, twice over.

Wow

Someone wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning? Does it really make you feel better to slam people that mind their own business and are out having a good time?

Do you really care that Demi is trying to look good?

Do you even know what this party was themed? Do you really care?

Lets post some pictures of what you were doing last night... I'm sure it doesn't have anything to do with dressing up for a party.

EAT IT ASSTON DOUCHER!!!
I hope your drink tasted like the fecal matter too.
Cheers!

You couldn't ask for a better birthday present for Kutcher, the fuck; I hope he dies of acute diarrhea.

'Rumer', what a dumb fucking name. Yeah, she's 'rumor' alright -- rumored to be human.

Douchebaggery at its best.......

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This is at a party? My GOD no one is smiling or even looks umm....happy? pleased? Something...maybe they were already gettin stummy cramps. I agree He's made a huge mistake marrying Demi. It looks like date pics with her mom in the middle.

Why do I keep looking at Rumer thinking shes going to whip out an M16 with unlimited ammo and start shooting people?

There just has to be something wrong with Ashton. Demi is hot, just admit it. I think any guy of any age would want to "do" her. But marry her?! Wtf?! I mean he has got to have some serious issues {Demi seems normal-esque by Hollyweird standards anyway. I mean I can totally get her wanting to marry him}. Yeah, Ashton has got to be whacked in the head one way or another--think he's into the daughters at all?

Next the nominees from the male catagory:
Cris Angel
Sam Lufti
Ashton Kutcher
Pete Doherty
Blake Civil Fielder
Bono
Pete Wentz
Eminem
Mel Gibson
Tom Cruise

And the King of the Douche Ball 2008 is.........

Drumroll ladies and gentlemen.......

It's nice of Ashton and Demi to let Jennifer Tilly tag along with them.

What a no talent loser!
Hey kucher my granma needs a date!

What a tool. At least he's in the tailend of his career. Demi is looking pretty waxy. I bet Ashton is kicking himself for marrying someone so much older than him.

Mornin ya'll!!

I always considered him quite fuckable. I know, I know.......don't judge me!! See, cause now I am ctrl alt del all those fucking (pardon the pun) thoughts out of my stupid noggin..

gawd that outfit kills me..

That looks like a Mom escorting her kids. The age difference is really starting to show. But if they don't mind it and are happy, more power to them. Hollywood men have been doing it for ages.

#18, yep, I wake up on the wrong side of my back porch EVERY morning, which is why it's NECESSARY for me to make fun of people who go out dressed like THAT..

Oh, and I agree with D.R. (for once). Rumer is a stupid fucking name, sounds like Demi should abstain from taking mushrooms during name choosing events

Look how Demi is holding onto his arm...must be her arthritis flairing

RUMER is HOT!

#18. Wow yourself. You want to see pictures of what other people were doing around the world last night (because you do know this is the world wide web so people from all walks of life come her). What people did last night;
How about volunteering at a hospital, taking care of a sick relative, throwing up all night because of their chemotherapy, trying to figure out how they are going to pay their bills having lost their job, working 2 jobs to pay for school, saving a life as a firefighter, doctor, or paramedic, taking care of their children as an overworked exhausted single parent, mourning the loss of a loved one, worrying over not being able to pay for their medical bills, being smacked around by their spouse for burning the dinner, rescuing animals, working on their thesis, raising monety for a charity, caring for the elderly ... I could go on. Going to a party is an admiral thing? What a bunch of bull. Please try to understand this is a CELEB TRASHING SITE.

People don't really mean what they say here, this is their verbal punching bag and celebrities are greedy overpaid attention whores so people trash them, Is that right? Not really. It most certainly is not right that some idiot celebrity makes $40 million a year for making a movie or a cd when a fire fighter who saved 10 lives and put theirs at risk day in and day out never expecting a room full of applause, a golden statue, staff to wipe their ass, constant attention and recognition and a giant cheque makes only $40,000 a year. The world is a mess and these celebrities live the most unreasonable, self centered, materialistic, lives imaginable and they waste the most incredilbe potentital to make a difference and really give back (throwing a little money at charities is not giving back, choosing to live in a normal sized house and turning your ridiculous giant mansion into a shelter for abused women or a home for children with cancer that would be giving back). Kids go to school without a lunch and die of poverty ever second in this world yet Miley Cyrus some Disney manufactured child product is a multi millionaire? WHAT THE FUCK? So there are reasons people trash celebrities and don't share in their happiness but, it doesn't mean they are evil or heartless they are just venting their frustrations and enjoying a little black humour.

Aw, lookit at Mrs Potato Head all dressed up.

Hands off Demi, she's fucking hot, at least for now.

"I can eat a peach for hours"

@34
Here, Here! (holding miller lite above head)

I am evil and heartless :p

Rumer's dress looks like it was designed for a much older woman. Actually, it's ugly anyway. This picture looks like it was taken at some kind of themed party, but, she should still dress for her age and look cute!

#31! Don't you ever agree with me. Don't make me slip you a roofy.

@34 Well said a I second Deacon's toast (but holding up a pint of Guinness). Deacon, how can you drink that squaw piss?

BTW the event was the "De Grisogono's Hollywood Domino Board Game Launch". (I wish I were kidding). So WOW that is impressive!

* Insert sound of enormous mouth fart.

Thanks #37.
#38. LOL.

18? Hey dumbfuck. Apparrantly you're a friend of kutcher. You couldn't possibly BE him because you can actually type.

Don't get me started on Kutcher. Average looks. Married to an old hag. Ugly ass step kids. Hasn't had a hit movie since "Dude, What Happened To My Car", yet these stupid movie people still cast him in films. Hey Hollywood. People might actually go to the theatres again when you stop casting these hollywood a-holes like Kutcher and Lohan in films. Ug, and what about those stupid fucking shows he produces that hurt your brain if you only watch them for two seconds. The only people that watch those stupid shows are burnouts and tweeners. Those punked stunts were just fucking stupid.

Thanks #41. ( your comment wasn't up yet).

Demi looks like a mom with her two grown kids.

#18. The synopsis of what a picture would look like of what I was doing lastnight:

Sitting behind a laptop, crying naked with an erection; vaseline in view. A poster of Charles Manson behind me stuck crookedly to the wall. Ugly.

Scene: Ashton and Demi's Bedroom.

Ashton: (lying on his stomache, sprawled across thier 4 poster bed. "Mmmmmm,mmmmmmmm. Thanks, Demi. No other woman would ever do this for me.

Demi: (Having just put on fresh surgical gloves, dunks her right hand in a one gallon tub of lube.) "Hold on to Uncle Brucey's cock, you insolent little fuck! Granny's gonna churn some butter! Rawwwwrrrrr!!!!"

@34 - Well said.

@18 - Last night we went frog giggin' in the Everglades. The big full moon reminds me of Rumer's face. Yep, she's got a moonface all right.

I always get a kick about how everyone's always goes on about how "great" Demi looks. First of all, she's not THAT old. Secondly, I would look that good two if I was freshly spackled once a week!

Fish you are hilarious

@41
It doesnt give me hangovers, and considering I usually drink until Im cut off by the bartender, it does a body good

I'm just glad I can type something up that will help you vent on a Friday!

I don't like these people, and I slam celebrities on a daily basis because of who/what they are.

I also raise my glass to you all.

Have a great weekend and pray we don't have to see any vajajay shots of Shitney on Monday.

This is better than 2 girls 1 cup.

3. harharhar - February 22, 2008 10:31 AM
"Wow. I always look at this site and think how stupid all the "FRISTS" crap is, but when it came down to it...I just did it...and was overly obnoxious at that..."

And to top it all off, you were'nt even first.......HAHAHAHAHAHA .....................

LOL ............. This dudette gets my tag for stupidity

Please start posting more pictures of Demi and Bruce's kids. Their bizarre looks fascinate me. They have got to be the ugliest people on the planet which is strange given their lineage.
Rumer looks like a retarded version of her father. ( a bit redundant and repetitve)

** don't use that last one Superficial, it's trademarked!

seriously, why is rumer so hideous? both of her parents are good-looking.

They deserve to get Hepatitis. That vapid, self absorbed old hag in her disgusting fur coat should rot in hell.
Karma is a beotch. Hepatitis, and spawning the ugliest kids in LA.

#34: I agree wholeheartedly!!!

However, I am wondering whenthey are going to announce that they ARE the "New Addams Family" .... they certainly look the part!

~da da dadum --snap snap~

Gross. Ashton Kutcher is a douche, Demi Moore looks creepy and petrified, and her daughter is FUGLY.

I LOVE his white tapered-leg $5,000 dollar douche pants! So sexy!

You know? I really wouln't mind riding Bruce Willis into a sweaty frenzy. BUT the extreme fugliness of his daughter would make me literally afraid of his, you know, his ___________. I'd have to protect my egg at all costs, people.

Demi is hott!! Fuck you guys! ( and jealous old women)

Spot on. Straight Tuh-Kill Ya right in the eye.

#52. You're a good sport. The more people against this celebrity bullshit the better.

Thanks #48 and #59.

They should teach her to walk on her hands, and then get her some really good plastic surgery on her ass! Impossible to fix that face! I feel guilty for even commenting, I hope she doesn't read this!

Proves that a fourtysomething can be waaaaays more attractive than a twenty year-old. Ha ha, so much for you frustrated women on this site who cannnot bear the idea of a woman fucking a younger man. I wonder why and I suspect its is because you are young, that's about all you have, and you can't get a decent man.

I just googled Rumer Willis.And... WHAT ??? She is an ACTRESS ??? With her ugly face and all, she managed to take the place of a more gifted individual, just because of her parents, that's sick !

Rumer got beat with the homely stick but damn...that's an awesome dress and she does look good in it.

Oh that sucks!!! They are a HOT couple!! Everyone who talks shit is jealous.

Yeah, it was an awesome dress the first fifty times Sara Jessica Parker wore it in 2002.

I'm still fascinated that someone like Ashton could be with someone so much older, i mean she looks good for her age, whatever it may be, but damn.

The world is full of cover ups people! It's a Pamela Anderson conspiracy, everybody knows it! OMG

I wonder if Demi will give her daughter Ashton for her birthday? That's the only way that "it" will ever get any.

I don't mean to make fun of Demi's daughter but I'm drunk so I am...that girl REALLY looks like those "what if they had a kid" mock-ups but she's REAL.

I know she's already rich and probably will never have to work, or care - but she really should think about plastic surgery.

67? When you have your panties off and legs spread 5 miinutes into the "date", a younger guy will go for the bait. So, yeah, even grannys like you can get young dick. The gals on this site just choose not to be slutty plastics. Have fun with your plastic surgery bitch. I hope you bleed out.

....i've worn out pause spots in my copy of the butchers wife.....seriously

#74
Muahahahahahahahahaa!!!!

Why is that old hag wearing fur? She probably eats puppies because someone told her it will make her look younger.

why is it that Rumer Willis seems to still be under the impression that short hair is a good look on her? honey, no. You're not pretty enough.

the gals r so cute, and there r a lot of their hot pics at the site pinkmingle.com

What a fucking hideous tux.

rumer looks really...not good!

??? Hey #75, I ain't no granny and no one here has ever had plastic surgery so just go back to face your mirror and cry.

#74, that's a hilarious comment
And Rumer's dress looks like a parachute.

Unless any of the guests sticked her/his tongue in the bartender's bunghole than there's small chance that any of the guests got infected.Humans get exposed to various virus-cocktails on daily base anyway.But i won't be surprised if anyone did.

If the bunghole is the promised land than Hollywood is the new Jerusalem.

gosh she looks sooooo old!
is she that rich?////

Never has the word Douche been more appropriate than here.

Actually, in the dictionary, where it says Douche, they should just put this picture of Ashton. You wouldnt even have to print the word, just one look at the image and it would come to you...... DOUCHE.

Why all the sad faces? Mmmmmm....fecal matter.

BTW, who hog-tied Rumer in that dress?

Rumer's dress is to distract your eyes away from her face. Furthermore, it's ugly so that her face automatically looks better (albeit, not much), compared to it.

BTW, fuck you Kari. I know you read this web-shite. You are addicted to it. And you know how much I hate Demi, I'd definitely bone her before you next time you cheating whore... Our kids would be so much better looking than if I had kids with you, you wretched young hag.

Hey guys, yeah... there are "Young" hags out there too. It all just depends on her personality (and perhaps how droopy her boobs have become!!). LOL!!